Chaotic (2006–2010): Season 1, Episode 1 - Welcome to Chaotic: Part 1 - full transcript
[Music]
Playtime's over
you can run but you can't hide not from
Takinom I have to admit I'm
disappointed I expected more of a
challenge from the hero of the overworld
[Music]
Look just give me a second
[Music]
What's he doing this green guy with the
weird hair that's Maxxor come on quit
being so lame and fight
Takinom usually wouldn't have him
running for the hills
after all Maxxor's one of the over
world's fiercest warriors any other time
he'd stand his ground and blast away
with a bunch of Awesome attacks
[Music]
He's the bravest of the brave really
from time out time out he's got power
he's got skills in Perim he's the man
problem is he's only Maxxor on the
outside on the inside he's me
game over Tom welcome to Chaotic
[Music]
Okay let me back things up to this
afternoon it was just a normal day in my
normal life but I was doing what I
usually do after school playing Chaotic
in the cafeteria Chaor fires a Lavalanche
attack you lose 15 energy any day now
Major Tom don't be in such a rush to get
beaten battle team locked let's get Chaotic
Maxxor a text Rothar with the
Cyclance to guard uses the song of
treachery
there goes directness taking it to nota
lakhs
and energy left come on next door
a Rock Wave
nice one tom you're getting good at this
hey Kaz he hat those OverWorld
strategy tips you guys be really Chaotic
male that's weird a bunch of letters hmm
no way Tom it's a password
you got a password the Chaotic dude this
is it you've got the password to hook up
your scanner you can transport the
Chaotic and play for real right whoo
what an imagination huh Kaz loves
imagination no Tom enter the password
into your code scanner and don't let the
secret out see you guys later freak
total Tom this is so major
you're gonna meet Maxxor and I'll
introduce you to Blügon he's cool cuz
he lives on a glacier and where do you
meet my pal hearing where's your scanner
my scanners at home I don't carry it
everywhere like some people come let's
haul the sooner we get there the sooner
we has stop listen you're my best friend
so I've ignored your whole tales of
Perim my transport into Chaotic thing
but it's getting old
I'm Chaotic is a real place you can get
into the game and when you do it's
incredible you're incredible go home Kaz
and lay off the Chaotic fantasies for a
while soon as you get home enter that
password
I'll meet you in Chaotic okay
okay
[Music]
You didn't use your password yet are you
cracked
not this again Kaz listen no you listen
that code is only valid today if you
don't use it now you'll probably never
get another one you'll never see Perim
or Maxxor or anything it's almost
midnight
I know it sounds insane but you have to
trust me do it right now before it's too
late
Wow crazy Kaz and his crazy fantasy I'm
as crazy as he is crazy
[Music]
What that great now it's broken I can't
access my deck
[Music]
You're a wacko Kaz and you owe me a new
scanner okay that's what happened what I
had no clue that there was more crazy
more I'm as crazy as he is
[Music]
No way
cannon to first-timers come up with
anything more original than no way it
gets so boring originality separates the
champions from the chumps
in any case welcome to Chaotic
[Music]
I got a new lava pond scam want to check
it out
maybe later let's hang here for a while
come here there's a whole bunch of new
breeze coming in today
that's always fun this can't be
happening
it can't I must be going crazy huh good
thing you were screaming so loud or I
never would have found you in time I
told you dude I know dude I know dude
Tom you don't even say dude I know you
haven't seen anything yet come on you
can't be late for your first match are
you forfeit
I hate tacos after 10 that's what this
is bad taco dream it's no dream Tom it's
the real deal see this it's a battle
drop the Crellin Drome to be exact
there's seven battle Dromes to plane
just like online each one's run by a
code master pretty cool huh
I'll tell you more later after you win
your first match but I don't have my
cards trust me you don't need them so
we're gonna play online not exactly
hello to Battle Drome Crellan Tom Majors
Chaotic code name
Major Tom
[Music]
Dock your scanner
sweet special effects hey it's just like
the online game
there's my deck okay Who am I playing
Samuel Murakami Chaotic codename Sam
Shady
please step forward and dock your
scanner first time yeah how'd you know
the boxer shorts are a dead giveaway
but don't worry I'll help you out what's
your tribe well I used mostly overworld
cards and I almost always use Maxxor why
don't you just hand over your deck stop
talking down here on your scanner huh
don't talk strategy with him he's the
enemy
oh okay so set up your final team you
can't see your cards but don't blab
anymore all right
all right just tell me how to work this
thing will you work it just like the
online Chaotic only instead of a
keyboard that's right now this is a
one-on-one battle just to get your feet
wet so pick a creature I better go with
Maxxor good choice now Sam Shady's doing
the exact same thing he's picking battle
gear in mugic to one of each here's a
tip Sam's like me he stacks his decks
with underworlders if he's gonna use
an underworld creature the attacks will
probably be mostly fire element attacks
I'd better hook up Maxxor with an aqua
shield
and for mugic just in case I need a real
power boost maybe fortissimo that'll do
it
Good now pick your locations if you're
the attacker the location comes from
your death
so you want to stack it to your
advantage I better pick overworld
locations for Maxxor Lock your decks here
goes nothing
you're on your own my man where do you
get to the cool part uh-huh this isn't
the cool part Kaz Kaz Major Tom
because this is her first time here you
will be the attacker spin the location
randomizer
Glacier Plains yes
now Major Tom choose your attacking
creature and your target creature only
got one choice Maxxor attacks Takinom
[Music]
You
[Music]
I'm Maxxor who what is the simple get me
out of this this is gonna be a blast
[Music]
Tom as Maxxor versus San shady as
Takinom at Glacier Plains let the
battle begin
man were supposed to
oh boy
[Music]
Okay it finally happened
I lost my mind it's cold I feel like I'm
inside a giant mascot suit how am I
supposed to
[Music]
That was embarrassing
to think nobody saw it
[Laughter]
[Music]
I'm just getting warmed up
you want the full Chaotic experience
right well uh things are getting a
little too hot so no thanks
I like to keep things cool is really
cool
[Music]
That was kind of cool
[Music]
What's he doing snowball chocolate
milkshake make it a double
use your mugic your battlegear
Oh
[Music]
Come on quit being so lame
[Music]
Time out time out game over Tom welcome
to
[Music]
Playtime's over
you can run but you can't hide not from
Takinom I have to admit I'm
disappointed I expected more of a
challenge from the hero of the overworld
[Music]
Look just give me a second
[Music]
What's he doing this green guy with the
weird hair that's Maxxor come on quit
being so lame and fight
Takinom usually wouldn't have him
running for the hills
after all Maxxor's one of the over
world's fiercest warriors any other time
he'd stand his ground and blast away
with a bunch of Awesome attacks
[Music]
He's the bravest of the brave really
from time out time out he's got power
he's got skills in Perim he's the man
problem is he's only Maxxor on the
outside on the inside he's me
game over Tom welcome to Chaotic
[Music]
Okay let me back things up to this
afternoon it was just a normal day in my
normal life but I was doing what I
usually do after school playing Chaotic
in the cafeteria Chaor fires a Lavalanche
attack you lose 15 energy any day now
Major Tom don't be in such a rush to get
beaten battle team locked let's get Chaotic
Maxxor a text Rothar with the
Cyclance to guard uses the song of
treachery
there goes directness taking it to nota
lakhs
and energy left come on next door
a Rock Wave
nice one tom you're getting good at this
hey Kaz he hat those OverWorld
strategy tips you guys be really Chaotic
male that's weird a bunch of letters hmm
no way Tom it's a password
you got a password the Chaotic dude this
is it you've got the password to hook up
your scanner you can transport the
Chaotic and play for real right whoo
what an imagination huh Kaz loves
imagination no Tom enter the password
into your code scanner and don't let the
secret out see you guys later freak
total Tom this is so major
you're gonna meet Maxxor and I'll
introduce you to Blügon he's cool cuz
he lives on a glacier and where do you
meet my pal hearing where's your scanner
my scanners at home I don't carry it
everywhere like some people come let's
haul the sooner we get there the sooner
we has stop listen you're my best friend
so I've ignored your whole tales of
Perim my transport into Chaotic thing
but it's getting old
I'm Chaotic is a real place you can get
into the game and when you do it's
incredible you're incredible go home Kaz
and lay off the Chaotic fantasies for a
while soon as you get home enter that
password
I'll meet you in Chaotic okay
okay
[Music]
You didn't use your password yet are you
cracked
not this again Kaz listen no you listen
that code is only valid today if you
don't use it now you'll probably never
get another one you'll never see Perim
or Maxxor or anything it's almost
midnight
I know it sounds insane but you have to
trust me do it right now before it's too
late
Wow crazy Kaz and his crazy fantasy I'm
as crazy as he is crazy
[Music]
What that great now it's broken I can't
access my deck
[Music]
You're a wacko Kaz and you owe me a new
scanner okay that's what happened what I
had no clue that there was more crazy
more I'm as crazy as he is
[Music]
No way
cannon to first-timers come up with
anything more original than no way it
gets so boring originality separates the
champions from the chumps
in any case welcome to Chaotic
[Music]
I got a new lava pond scam want to check
it out
maybe later let's hang here for a while
come here there's a whole bunch of new
breeze coming in today
that's always fun this can't be
happening
it can't I must be going crazy huh good
thing you were screaming so loud or I
never would have found you in time I
told you dude I know dude I know dude
Tom you don't even say dude I know you
haven't seen anything yet come on you
can't be late for your first match are
you forfeit
I hate tacos after 10 that's what this
is bad taco dream it's no dream Tom it's
the real deal see this it's a battle
drop the Crellin Drome to be exact
there's seven battle Dromes to plane
just like online each one's run by a
code master pretty cool huh
I'll tell you more later after you win
your first match but I don't have my
cards trust me you don't need them so
we're gonna play online not exactly
hello to Battle Drome Crellan Tom Majors
Chaotic code name
Major Tom
[Music]
Dock your scanner
sweet special effects hey it's just like
the online game
there's my deck okay Who am I playing
Samuel Murakami Chaotic codename Sam
Shady
please step forward and dock your
scanner first time yeah how'd you know
the boxer shorts are a dead giveaway
but don't worry I'll help you out what's
your tribe well I used mostly overworld
cards and I almost always use Maxxor why
don't you just hand over your deck stop
talking down here on your scanner huh
don't talk strategy with him he's the
enemy
oh okay so set up your final team you
can't see your cards but don't blab
anymore all right
all right just tell me how to work this
thing will you work it just like the
online Chaotic only instead of a
keyboard that's right now this is a
one-on-one battle just to get your feet
wet so pick a creature I better go with
Maxxor good choice now Sam Shady's doing
the exact same thing he's picking battle
gear in mugic to one of each here's a
tip Sam's like me he stacks his decks
with underworlders if he's gonna use
an underworld creature the attacks will
probably be mostly fire element attacks
I'd better hook up Maxxor with an aqua
shield
and for mugic just in case I need a real
power boost maybe fortissimo that'll do
it
Good now pick your locations if you're
the attacker the location comes from
your death
so you want to stack it to your
advantage I better pick overworld
locations for Maxxor Lock your decks here
goes nothing
you're on your own my man where do you
get to the cool part uh-huh this isn't
the cool part Kaz Kaz Major Tom
because this is her first time here you
will be the attacker spin the location
randomizer
Glacier Plains yes
now Major Tom choose your attacking
creature and your target creature only
got one choice Maxxor attacks Takinom
[Music]
You
[Music]
I'm Maxxor who what is the simple get me
out of this this is gonna be a blast
[Music]
Tom as Maxxor versus San shady as
Takinom at Glacier Plains let the
battle begin
man were supposed to
oh boy
[Music]
Okay it finally happened
I lost my mind it's cold I feel like I'm
inside a giant mascot suit how am I
supposed to
[Music]
That was embarrassing
to think nobody saw it
[Laughter]
[Music]
I'm just getting warmed up
you want the full Chaotic experience
right well uh things are getting a
little too hot so no thanks
I like to keep things cool is really
cool
[Music]
That was kind of cool
[Music]
What's he doing snowball chocolate
milkshake make it a double
use your mugic your battlegear
Oh
[Music]
Come on quit being so lame
[Music]
Time out time out game over Tom welcome
to
[Music]