Chainsaw Man (2022): Season 1, Episode 5 - Gun Devil - full transcript

It feels so good!

What the...?

Breast pads.

A wondrous invention that
makes your bosom look bigger.

Now! Two squeezes remain.

And now! The final fondling!

There, done! All done!

What did you think? Was it not fantastic?

How lucky for you, to grasp
such splendorous things!

And now we are even!

With Meowy saved, I have no real reason
to hunt devils any longer,



There's lots of stuff I could say, but... Huh?

yet there's no escaping Makima!

So I will aid you all with your duty!

I'm sure the pleasure is all yours!

Meowy! Off to bed we go!

That's it?

This is good!

Seconds would be splendid!

I'll eat yours, if you won't have it!

You little...!

Where shall we slaughter devils today?

Hey.

Hey!

Hey!



Chop!

This is the form apology
for the damage to the buildings.

This is for verifying
the disposal of the devils' bodies.

Then there's this, from the Ministry of Land,
Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism.

You'll need to stamp it, here and here.

I hate making you do all this paperwork.

It's almost like killing
the Bat Devil was a bad thing.

Is something bothering you, Denji?

Y'know, I...

There's something I was chasing after,
and I finally managed to get it.

But once I did, it wasn't...

as big of a deal as I thought.

Now I'm wondering, if I go after
something else, and get my hands on it,

am I just gonna think
I was happier during the chase?

That's, like... total bullshit, isn't it?

What exactly are you talking about, Denji?

I touched boobs for the first time,
but it wasn't that great.

Denji...

I believe that, when it comes to sex,

the better you understand
the other person, the better it feels.

But it's hard to understand
how someone else feels.

So, start with observing
the hand, carefully.

How long are their fingers?

Are their palms cold?

Are they warm?

What's the shape of their ears?

Ever had your finger bitten?

B-Bit...?

Remember this.

So that even if you can't see,

you'll be able to tell it's me,
from how hard I'm biting.

Memorize it.

I... got it.

Denji...

I'd like to ask you to do something for me.

Can I?

Yeah.

I want you to beat the Gun Devil.

Gun Devil?

It appeared in America 13 years ago,
but nobody knows where it is now.

It's a very strong devil
that all hunters want to kill.

But I happen to think that you can kill it.

Because you're not like any
of the other Devil Hunters.

And if you're able to kill the Gun Devil,

I'll make any wish of yours come true.

You're saying if your Denji
kills the Gun Devil,

Miss Makima's gonna make
any wish of his come true?

So... like, I mean...

You're saying if your Denji
kills the Gun Devil,

Miss Makima's gonna make
any wish of his come true?

Anything, like... even se—

I said anything, Denji.

Holy shit! Is that even allowed?!

It's only allowed because this devil
is so strong and bad, mind you.

People were trying to profit off of guns

as a counter-measure against
devils across the world,

which resulted in an increase
in crime and conflict.

The news focused on it
non-stop for a while,

with people more afraid
of gun violence than ever.

Then a major armed terrorist
attack happened in America.

That was the day the Gun Devil appeared.

"This is where I live," said the city mouse.

The Country Mouse and the City Mouse

And, oh what a big house it was!

The city mouse's family—

Dad!

Let's play catch outside.

Taiyo doesn't feel well.
Find something you can play by yourself.

He never does.

I don't remember him feeling good.

You're the older brother.
Be good and play by yourself.

I...

I wanna play with him.

Quit following me.

You're so annoying... I said cut it out!

I'm gonna play by myself.

Gotcha!

Stupid! I said cut it out!

It's cold...

If you catch a cold,
I'm gonna get in trouble.

Your hands won't get cold
if we play catch, right?

Go grab a glove from the house.

Yes!

In a little under five minutes,
1.2 million people were killed.

The Gun Devil hasn't been seen since.

Fear of devils across the board
increased as a result,

making them all stronger than ever before.

Gun control got a lot more severe
in an attempt to weaken the Gun Devil...

Along with increased censorship of the news.

I'm not sure I understand, but...

Let's say this thing's so strong,
it's hard to understand.

Do you think you can beat it, Denji?

Well... I'd say...

If I bust out all the stops,

it'll be a peace of cake.

In that case...

First, we'll need to actually
find the Gun Devil.

How exactly are we gonna do that, anyway?

These are pieces of the Gun Devil
that we've collected.

It's so fast, pieces of it
are torn off just from moving.

If a devil eats some of this,

no matter what their nature,
they become more powerful.

See how they stick together?

Because of how powerful the Gun Devil is,

once the chunks of flesh
reach a certain size,

they start to be attracted
to the original body.

So if we can make this piece bigger,

it'll lead us to the Gun Devil.

Got one.

So it really was snacking
on a piece of the Gun.

Explains how such
a wimpy devil got so strong.

But did it find that piece,
or did someone serve it up?

Doesn't change what our job is.

We keep killing devils,

and eventually, we'll find him.

Public Safety's received a request
for devil extermination.

A devil has been spotted inside of a hotel.

No confirmation on the status
of the hotel's guests.

Several of the civilian devil hunters
who initially went in have been found dead.

It's believed the target has
consumed a piece of the Gun Devil.

We're sending six agents from Public Safety
Devil Extermination Special Division 4.

It's hiding somewhere in this hotel.

And this is no ordinary devil.

It's eaten a piece of the Gun Devil's flesh.

Maybe it's the Gun Devil for real?

The more flesh, the stronger the attraction.
The reaction's not big enough.

Huh, guess not.

How amusing... Give that thing to me!

I thought I told you two
to work on your manners.

Who the hell's gonna suck up
to you for no reason?

How foolish and conceited these humans be!

Mr. Hayakawa.

Sir.

Good.

Sweet!

Dude, he's so easy.

Hayakawa!

Considering we're about
to fight some devils...

Can we really trust these two
to watch our backs?

One's a Fiend, and the other is some punk...

I'm not sure about this.

We can't let them watch our backs.

On extermination missions,
they'll be taking point.

If they try to run
or switch sides, we kill them.

You're treating us like livestock!

You two don't get rights.

He's super pissed.

Must be from this morning.

Perhaps our prank went too far?

You call that a prank?! I could kill you!

Yikes! What happened?

Aki, you can't just be harsh
all the time, y'know?

She's right! The bat almost killed me,
and now there's more work?!

I want a reward!

Got it! I'll take one for the team.

Whoever kills this devil will win...

a kiss on the cheek from yours truly!

That's... You shouldn't do that!

A young woman who's not married
shouldn't be so... indecent!

But doesn't a reward help with motivation?

Right?

I'm not gonna sweat the kisses.

Don't worry about it. I'm plenty motivated.

Oh?

I got my sights set on someone
for a first kiss already.

I'm gonna find all these meat chunks
or whatever for her.

So, until the Gun Devil's dead,
no smooching for me.

That's a hell of a thing
to say in front of Aki!

Besides, I learned something real important.

Sex stuff feels better when it's
two people who get each other.

I don't even know your name,
so I ain't after your lips!

Then, if you kill the devil, Denji...

I'll give you a kiss... with tongue.

Hey, hold it!

It's dangerous to run off solo! Stop!

8th Floor

Damn, I love teasing boys!

Oh man, what are we gonna do?

I yearn for blood.

It's dangerous! You need to stop!

Himeno's been nice enough to train me
for the last six months!

If the alternative is letting
some thug like you kiss her...

Then I'll take that kiss on the cheek!

Move!

I don't want some dude
all over me! It's nasty!

Say what?!

Die! I'm after a way
bigger goal than you, dude!

I wish to join you!

Shut up! I don't wanna hear that
from someone newer than me!

What's your take on the rookies, Himeno?

Man, shut up!

More of this! Yes!

I'd say Arai's not super competent,
but makes up for it in motivation.

Get him, get him!

Meanwhile, Kobeni's got the moves,
but she's really timid.

You think any of the four rookies
have a shot of surviving, Aki?

It's a duel to the death!

Most people either die
or go private after a year,

You get the picture, now?

regardless of how strong
I thought they were.

You are not kissing Himeno!

Asshole... I'm gonna kill you!

That's not really an answer.

Power... you're dead, too!

Don't die on me, Aki.

You too, shorty.

But why?!

Himeno...

This is your new partner.

He's rude, but I trained him
to be of some use.

Try and get along.

I'm Aki.

Nice to meet you.

Are you gonna be any help?

Well... I think so.

You're gonna be my sixth partner.

The others all died.

They all died because they were useless.

Don't die on me, Aki.

Gotta say, I'm not seeing
any devils around here.

Does that meat chunk of yours even work?

So tired...

Aki...

Incoming.

Got it.

It floats?!

The battle is joined!

Damnable devil! Did you see
how it floated in fear of me?!

No, no, that's my power.

Say what?

I've got a contract with the Ghost Devil.

I served up my right eye in exchange
for being able to use a ghost's right hand.

My ghost hand's invisible
and strong. Pretty slick, right?

How about it, Aki?
Has he got any of the Gun's flesh?

No strong reaction. This isn't the one.

I see... guess we better keep heading up.

Is it wise to blather on about
your powers in my presence?

Are you people not meant to hold my reins?

Knowing about our powers makes
for better teamwork, right?

Besides, I've got a few tricks
up my sleeve, so I'm not worried.

Truly?

So what would you do if I said
I was going to kill this one?

Put the weapon away.

If you misbehave,
I can always choke you to death.

Can't... touch it...

I'd prefer if we got along. It's easier!

I will devour you in time!

You better not. I'm trying to get a kiss.

Do you guys not get that the devil
is still around? Can't you pipe...

Huh?

She does look like
she'd be unpleasant raw.

What is it?

That sounds pervy, dude.

We were... on our way to
the 9th floor from the 8th, right?

Perhaps boiling or frying...

Cook your own ass, stupid.

Yeah.

8th Floor

But this is the 8th floor.

You probably read it wrong.

It's not that! Something's going on here!

I'm gonna double check.

I know! Grilled like a steak!

Steak?!

I wanna try steak!

Huh?

Arai... just now... you were
going downstairs, right?