Celebrity Family Feud (2008–…): Season 9, Episode 8 - Mysterio vs. The Miz and Kurt Warner vs. Orel Hershiser - full transcript
Professional wrestlers Rey Mysterio and The Miz face off; former professional football player Kurt Warner goes head-to-head against former professional baseball player Orel Hershiser.
It's time
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
From the show "Miz & Mrs.",
it's WWE superstar The Miz
and family
playing for the V Foundation's
Connor's Cure fund.
They're gonna get into the ring
with WWE superstars Rey and
Dominik Mysterio and family.
playing for
Make-A-Wish America.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
What's up, man?
[ Cheers and applause ]
What up, Rey?
You my man, boy.
You don't even know.
How y'all doing?
How's everybody?
I appreciate that.
Thank y'all.
Thank you, everybody.
I appreciate that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody!
I'm your man, Steve Harvey!
Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And we got a good one
for you tonight, everybody.
These celebrity families
gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's go!
Let's meet Team Miz!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up
for Mike "The Miz" himself
Mizanin.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Two-time WWE Champion,
first-ever two-time
Grand Slam champion,
and he stars
with his wife, Maryse,
in the show
"Miz and Mrs."
Thank you.
Miz, how you doing, man?
I am doing
absolutely fant--
I'm petrified,
to be honest.
Are you really?
I am. I am.
You know, I'm going up
against Mysterios.
I mean, Rey is one of the
greatest superstars in the ring.
All time.
And I think
I'm more scared
about this right here
than I am him in the ring,
to be honest.
You know,
and I think you should be,
'cause this game exposes
a lot about celebrities
that people don't know.
That we don't know.
We just don't --
Whatever you don't know,
we don't know, either.
So it's a lot, though. We're
gonna have a good time, though.
Hey!
Let's go meet
Team Mysterio!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rey Mysterio, everybody.
WWE Champion.
Triple Crown
and Grand Slam champion.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rey, how you doing,
man?
I'm doing wonderful,
Steve.
Big fan of you and the sport,
man.
Thank you very much.
I can't tell you, man.
Thank you.
Relax.
Have yourself a good time.
Just have some fun.
Let's try to win the money.
Let's get it on.
It's time to play "Feud."
Everybody say "Yeah."
All: Yeah!
Give me Mike.
Give me Rey.
♪♪
Alright, guys, here we go.
Top 7 answers on the board.
Captain Hook was rushed
to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
[ Bell rings ]
Rey.
His leg.
His leg.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
Miz.
His eye.
His eye.
That's good.
I'mma give it to you.
Eye patch.
Boom!
What should we do?
As Mizanins,
we play, baby!
We gonna play.
We play!
That's The Miz, yeah.
We play, baby.
'Cause this
soft-spoken dude,
I don't know who
the hell he was.
That was Mike.
This guy's really nice.
He went,
"Yeah! Let's go!"
Now, that's The Miz
right there.
Hey, George.
Hey, man, listen,
Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His nose.
His nose.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
That's a good answer.
Smart answer.
Mike: You got this, Mom.
Miss Barbara, Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His lips.
His lips.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Come on, Marjie.
Marj, Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
He scratch...
His what.
[ Laughter ]
Penis.
Package.
[ Laughs ]
I apologize, Steve.
I apologize.
It's a family show.
It came --
It came to my mind.
What can I say?
No, but she stepped
to the side
and demonstrated.
I have my mother-in-law
scratching her crotch.
[ Laughter ]
But demonstrating it, though.
I mean, this your family, Miz.
Yes, it's my family.
Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Package.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
Don, Captain Hook was rushed
to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His ear, Steve.
His ear.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Alright, Miz, we got
a little situation now, brother.
We got two strikes.
We got to be careful.
Team Mysterio
could steal.
His arm.
His arm.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Cabeza.
Okay. You sure?
Right here's your chance,
man.
You sure?
Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His head.
His head.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Number 7.
Woman: Whoo!
All: Belly.
6.
All: Back.
Steve: 2.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Butt/Stink winker.
Let's go to question 2.
Give me George.
Give me Dominik.
♪♪
Alright, fellas.
Here we go.
We got top 7 answers
on the board.
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
[ Bell rings ]
Dominik.
Wedding.
A wedding.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
One answer will top it,
George.
[ Buzzer ]
Funeral.
Funeral.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Way to go, George.
-That's good.
Miss Barbara,
name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
A private party.
[ Cheers and applause ]
At the party.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
Okay, damn bachelorette party,
baby.
Yeah. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bachelor party!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Awful glad to see you,
Don.
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
A court hearing.
[ Laughs ]
Court.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Miz, we only got
one strike, man.
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
Baby shower.
At the baby shower.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
That was a good one, though.
Two strikes.
We got to be careful.
Team Mysterio can steal.
George, name
an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
At a bar.
-Good answer.
-At the bar?
The bar.
[ Buzzer ]
Steve: Alright, Team, name
an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
Church.
-Yes.
-Yeah!
At church!
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Number 7.
[ Bell dings ]
All: AA meeting.
[ Laughter ]
Number 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Work/Meeting.
Well, Team Mysterio got 113.
Team Miz is not on
the board yet,
but, hey,
the goal is 300 points.
We got a long way to go.
Don't go away, y'all.
We'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Mysterio got 113.
Team Miz not on the board.
Give me Barbara.
Give me Angie.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies, point values
are double.
Top 5 answers on the board.
Name something
a woman cracks.
[ Bell rings ]
Angie.
Nuts.
Nuts.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Barbara.
Gum.
Gum.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Play.
-Play.
Yay!
We're playing.
Steve: We're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: Aalyah?
Aalyah.
Name something
a woman cracks.
An egg.
An egg.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah!
Hey, Daniel. Name something
a woman cracks.
A woman cracks her mirror,
Steve.
Her mirror?
Her mirror.
Makeup mirror.
A woman cracks
her mirror.
[ Buzzer ]
Rey, only one strike.
Name something
a woman cracks.
Her back.
-Her back.
-Good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Dominik.
Come on, man.
We got two strikes.
We've got to slow it down.
Team Miz can steal.
A fingernail, Steve.
Cracks her fingernail.
There you go.
There you go.
[ Buzzer ]
Oh, come on!
That was a good one.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
Alright, here we go.
Miz, name something
a woman cracks.
Her knuckles.
Her knuckles.
[ Bell dings ]
Boom!
♪♪
That's a steal, baby!
That's a steal!
Steve: Number 5.
Nice.
[ Bell dings ]
All: The whip.
Steve: Yeah. 3.
All: Jokes.
Well, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Marjo.
Give me Aalyah.
♪♪
Ladies, point values
are triple.
We got top 4 answers
on the board.
Here we go.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want
your upstairs neighbor to have.
[ Bell rings ]
Aalyah.
Musician.
Musician.
Wow.
[ Bell dings ]
Oh!
We're playing.
-Wow.
-Good answer, good answer.
-Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Here we go.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want your upstairs
neighbor to have.
I sure hope this is it,
but a plumber.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Sure hope the man upstairs
ain't a plumber.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Rey,
name an occupation
you wouldn't want
your upstairs neighbor to have.
I'm lost.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Man: Rey!
Dominik,
we got two strikes.
We got to be careful,
man.
If it's there,
we're still alive.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and get a chance
to play sudden death.
A dancer.
A dancer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Angie,
we got two strikes now.
Listen to me, darling, if
it's there, we're still alive.
But if it's not there, the other
team can steal and win.
Angie, we need a good one.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want your upstairs
neighbor to have.
A doctor.
-Good answer.
-Doctor?
[ Cheers and applause ]
A doctor!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, Team,
this is a little tough.
So let me explain it
to you.
I got two answers
on this board.
If you give me either
one of those answers,
your team steals
and wins the game.
If it's not there,
the other team
wins the game.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want your upstairs
neighbor to have.
A daycare.
Wow.
This is for the win.
A daycare.
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
I thought that was it.
That was a good answer,
man.
That was a good answer.
Well, let's see what we got --
number 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Hooker.
Marjo:
I thought of that.
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-Yes.
[ Laughter ]
Number 3.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Basketball player.
♪♪
Hey, Miz, thank y'all
for playing.
For being good sports,
we're gonna make
a donation to your charity
for hanging out with us today.
Hey, I need two players.
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
I got the brilliant one
from college
and I've got
the three-time champ.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money right after this.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Mysterio
won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright, your daughter Aalyah
is off-stage.
I'm gonna ask you
5 questions in 20 seconds.
If you can't think of something,
you just say pass.
You and Aalyah together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
$25,000
for Make-A-Wish America.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright. You ready?
Alright.
20 seconds on the clock, please.
We asked 100 dads
which of Superman's powers would
come in most handy in your life?
Protect my daughter.
Name someone who has
hurt your feelings.
My wife.
Tell me the age
most girls
get their ears pierced.
13.
Name a breed of dog
that starts with the letter "C."
Uh...pass.
Name something people do
at a nightclub.
Dance.
Name a dog that starts
with a "C."
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
We asked 100 dads
which of Superman's powers
would come in most handy
in your life?
You said...
Protect my daughter.
[ Laughs ]
Those superpowers
to protect my daughter.
I've needed them, too,
Rey.
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name someone who has hurt
your feelings.
You said...
Angie.
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
Tell me the age most girls
get their ears pierced.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Name a breed of dog
that starts with the letter "C."
[ Buzzer ]
Name something people do
at a nightclub.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Boom.
Alright,
we're in good shape, Rey.
Thank you.
♪♪
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
Well, your dad
did pretty good.
He got 125 points.
[ Sighs ] Okay.
You need 75 to win.
Okay.
75 isn't
a tough position.
Gonna take a little bit
of thinking, though.
Okay.
Okay?
You ready?
Yes.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Rey's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 dads --
dads --
which of Superman's powers
would come in most handy
in your life?
Flying.
Name someone who has
hurt your feelings.
My boyfriend.
[ Buzzer ]
My girlfriend.
Tell me the age most girls
get their ears pierced.
13.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
12.
Name a breed of dog
that starts
with the letter "C."
Pass.
Name something people do
at a nightclub.
Da-- Drink.
Name a breed of dog
that starts with a "C."
[ Buzzer ]
Cocker Spaniel.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Sighs ]
Good job, good job.
We got this.
Alright.
We need 75 points.
We asked 100 dads
which one of Superman's powers
would come
in most handy in your life?
Your dad said,
"Protect my daughter."
That's all he gives
a damn about.
Hell, he's Rey Mysterio.
He gonna beat your ass,
so he just...
You're gonna get that
anyway.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Flying was
the number-one answer.
We're 26 points away.
Name someone who has hurt
your feelings.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Spouse and mate was
the number-one answer.
We need 5 points.
Tell me the age most girls
get their ears pierced.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
12 was the number-one answer.
A dog that starts
with a "C" -- collie.
And something people do
at a nightclub -- dance.
Well, that's $25,000
to Make-A-Wish America.
I'd like to thank Mike and Rey
and their families
for coming out
and hanging out with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Hey, listen, everybody,
I want you to stay tuned.
We'll have two new teams
when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Let's meet our next
two families.
It's former Super Bowl MVP, my
buddy Kurt Warner, and family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
They are playing
for Treasure House,
and they are taking on
former World Series MVP
Orel Hershiser and family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
They are playing for
the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.
Let's go meet
the Warner family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Kurt Warner.
NFL Hall of Fame
quarterback,
teams include
the St. Louis Rams,
which is now
the current Rams champs.
He was at
the Super Bowl.
Yes.
And the Arizona Cardinals.
Super Bowl champ,
NFL and Super Bowl MVP.
This a bad boy.
Yeah.
How you been, man?
I've been great.
How are you?
Oh, man,
I'm feeling good.
Well, this your family?
Introduce everybody.
Alright. First is my
lovely wife, Brenda,
mother of seven.
My son Kade.
My daughter Jesse.
And another daughter Jada.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good-looking family.
Hey, y'all, listen, relax.
Have yourself
a good time.
Let's just have fun.
Try to win that money, okay?
-Let's do it.
-Alright, thank you.
Hey! Let's go meet
the Hershiser family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Folks, give it up
for Orel Hershiser.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cy Young Award-winning
pitcher
primarily right here
with the L. A. Dodgers,
a World Series champ
and MVP,
and is now an analyst
for your very own L. A. Dodgers.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Orel,
how you doing, man?
Doing great, Steve.
Orel,
introduce everybody.
Today with me
is my beautiful wife, Dana,
my son Jordan,
my daughter Sloane,
and my son Spencer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, guys, look,
we got two good families.
Let's get it on.
Give me Kurt. Give me Orel.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Top 8 answers on the board.
We asked 100 married men,
what excuse would you
give your wife
if she caught you
kissing an ex?
[ Bell rings ]
Orel.
I still like her.
I still like her.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You said you wanted
good answers.
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
Whew!
You know, Orel,
sometimes you just --
just take a "X."
[ Laughter ]
I'm just gonna tell you,
I still like her.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
"Like."
I didn't say "love."
Geez.
Kurt.
She's getting married.
She's getting married.
That's a good --
I like that one.
Catch me k--
Hey, she was getting married.
I was just saying,
you know, like, kiss off.
Congratulations.
Right.
Yeah,
she's getting married.
[ Buzzer ]
Pass or play?
-Pass or play?
-Play, play, play!
We're playing.
We're playing.
We're gonna play.
You see that answer.
Man,
that's a good answer.
Oh, man, I --
I still love her.
[ Laughter ]
No, I didn't say "love."
I promise you,
I'm not saying that.
All women are the same,
man.
They got that death look,
and you knew she was looking,
'cause Orel went...
[ Laughter ]
Hey, Dana.
Talked to 100 married men.
What excuse
would you give your wife
if she caught you
kissing an ex?
I thought it was you.
I thought it was you.
Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I thought it was you.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Hey. Hey, fellas,
write that one down.
That's a good one.
Hey, Jordan.
You married, man?
Yes, sir.
My wife's in the audience.
She's in the audience?
Yes, ma-- Yes, sir.
Jordan, we asked
100 married men,
what excuse would you give
your wife
if she caught you
kissing an ex?
I've had
a few too many drinks.
Yes.
I've had
too many drinks.
Dana: Good answer,
good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hello, Sloane.
Sloane: Hello.
How are you?
I'm doing great.
How are you?
We asked 100 married men, what
excuse would you give your wife
if she caught you kissing
an ex?
She made me.
She made you.
She forced me to kiss her.
She forced you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
She made me.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Spencer,
are you married?
I am.
Oh. Is she here?
She's right next
to Jordan's wife.
Oh, she's right there.
We talked
to 100 married men.
What excuse would you
give your wife
if she caught you kissing
an ex?
I didn't know
it was her.
[ Laughter ]
Orel: That's pretty good.
Good answer, Spencer.
Hey, Spencer.
I like the way you looked out
into the crowd.
I didn't --
I didn't know it was her.
[ Laughter ]
I didn't know
it was her.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Orel, we got
two strikes, buddy.
We got to be careful now.
The Warner family can steal.
It was a mistake.
It was a mistake.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It was a mistake.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, guys,
here we go.
We talked
to 100 married men.
What excuse would you give
your wife
if she caught you kissing
an ex?
She needed CPR.
[ Laughter ]
I mean, right?
Right?
I love that.
Yeah.
She was dying.
Right? Right?
Standing up, dying.
Well, she was about to.
And I held her up.
CPR.
Yes.
Oh, God, I love that.
-Come on.
-Come on.
Mouth-to-mouth.
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Number 8.
[ Bell dings ]
All: She was sad.
Steve: Yeah, well.
6.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Friendly/She's French.
[ Laughs ]
4.
All: Her birthday.
3.
[ Bell dings ]
All: She's dying.
Yeah.
Just kissing her goodbye.
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Brenda.
Give me Dana.
♪♪
Well, ladies,
you look lovely today.
Thank you very much.
Top 5 answers on the board.
Name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it in the nude.
[ Bell rings ]
Brenda.
Jumping jacks.
Jumping jacks.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Nice.
-Yes.
We gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Kade, here we are, man.
What do you do, buddy?
I'm finishing up school
and football
at Kansas State University.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard about that.
Yeah.
You watch yourself, man.
You're doing good, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
Good, man.
Here we go.
Name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it
in the nude.
I'mma go cartwheel.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cartwheeling!
[ Buzzer ]
Yep, yep, yep.
Alright.
Woman: Come on!
Alright, Jesse,
name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it
in the nude.
Running.
Running.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Man: Nice job.
Alright, Jada,
name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it
in the nude.
Burpees.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Burpees.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Kade: Alright, come on,
Dad.
Alright, Kurt,
we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful.
Hershiser family
can steal, buddy.
Give me an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it in the nude.
I'm gonna say
riding a bike.
Riding a bike.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
Oh, man.
Alright, family,
we got a shot here.
Name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it in the nude.
We're gonna say dancing.
Dancing.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Number 5.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Volleyball.
Steve: 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Horse/Bull riding.
The goal is 300 points.
So don't go away.
We'll be right back. We got two
good families today, y'all.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud." Yeah.
Come on, let's go. Come on, now.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Hershiser family got 79.
Warner family got 64.
Give me Kade.
Give me Jordan.
♪♪
Point values are double,
gentlemen.
Top 5 answers on the board.
Name something an angry teacher
might throw
at a misbehaving student.
[ Bell rings ]
Kade.
Pencil.
A pencil.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
An eraser.
An eraser.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
-We're gonna play.
-We'll play, Steve.
Steve: We're gonna play,
buddy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, Sloane.
Let's go.
Name something
an angry teacher
might throw
at a misbehaving student.
Steve, her apple.
Her apple.
Yeah, I like that.
[ Buzzer ]
I like it.
That was smart. That was smart.
Hey, Spencer, come on, man,
give me something
an angry teacher might throw
at a misbehaving student.
A ruler.
A ruler.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Orel, give me something
that an angry teacher
might throw
at a misbehaving student.
Her shoe.
Her shoe.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Miss Dana,
we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful because
the Warner family can steal.
Well, since I used
to be a teacher,
I would say a book.
A book.
[ Cheers and applause ]
A book!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow. Wow.
Hey, Jordan, my man,
we got one answer left, buddy,
but here's the situation --
we got two strikes.
You got to get it
or the Warner family can steal.
Jordan,
name something an angry teacher
might throw at
a misbehaving student, sir.
I'm gonna say
a piece of chalk, Steve.
-Yes.
-I like that. I like that.
Good job.
A piece of chalk.
[ Bell dings ]
Boom.
♪♪
Let's go
to the next question.
Give me Jesse.
Give me Sloane.
♪♪
Alright, ladies, we got
the point values are triple.
Top 4 answers on the board.
Someone could win it.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
[ Bell rings ]
Jesse.
Termite.
Termite.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, come on.
-We're playing.
-We got to play, we got to play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We know you got
this one.
Obviously, Jesse,
you came to play.
-Yes, she did.
-I did.
No messing around.
-Mm-hmm.
-Jada.
Jada.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
Rats.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rats.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kurt.
Two answers left.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
Snake.
Snake.
Man: Good answer, Kurt.
That was a good answer.
Boom.
Alright.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Brenda,
listen to this.
I got one answer left,
one answer only.
If it's there,
your family wins the game.
-That's right.
-Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying
to exterminate him.
Raccoons.
Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Raccoon!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Kade, one answer left.
You give it to me,
your family wins the game.
But if it's not there,
you're still alive.
Only one strike, Kade.
Name a creature
that exterminators
got nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
I'mma go a coyote.
Coyote.
[ Buzzer ]
-Oh, my God.
-Oh.
Oh, God.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Folks.
You see who it is.
-Yeah.
-Yep.
You see who's next.
Kurt: Come on, Jesse.
Jess, one answer left.
You give it to me --
hero.
You get carried out here on the
shoulders of your entire family.
[ Laughter ]
You're gonna win
the game.
But if it's not there,
the other family can steal
and they will win, Jess.
So here we go.
Name a creature
that exterminator has nightmares
about it trying
to exterminate him.
I'm gonna say a bear.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is for the win.
A bear!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Well, family,
here's the situation.
I've got one answer,
one answer only.
You give me that answer,
your family steals,
your family wins this game
right here, right now.
But if your answer
is not there,
the Warner family
wins the game.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
A skunk.
Man: Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I like that.
Woman: Good answer,
good answer!
[ Applause ]
This is for the win.
A skunk.
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: Hey,
that was a good answer.
Alright.
Number 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Bats.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, guys,
thanks for playing.
We're gonna make
a contribution
to your favorite charity
for hanging out.
Great family, man.
You got a good family.
Hey, I need two of you.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
I got Jess out here.
We'll be right back, y'all.
We're gonna play Fast Money
right after this.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
The Warner family
won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Kurt,
we got Jesse off-stage.
I'm gonna ask you
5 questions in 20 seconds.
You can't think of something,
just say pass.
You and Jesse together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
We're playing for $25,000
for Treasure House.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah.
Alright. You ready?
I'm ready.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something
that just once you'd like to do
without being interrupted
by your children.
Watch a TV show.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
Nine.
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
Cartilage -- knee.
Name an animal that might
be living in your tree.
Bird.
What do you do
when you're driving
and see a yellow light?
Slow down.
[ Bell rings ]
Kade: All number ones.
All number ones.
Alright, let's go.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something that just once
you'd like to do without being
interrupted by your children.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Ah. Ah. Okay.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Wow.
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
There we go.
Name an animal that might be
living in your tree.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah.
What do you do
when you're driving
and you see
a yellow light?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
Alright, alright.
That's a comeback, baby.
That's a comeback.
♪♪
♪♪
Jess,
well, Dad got 140 points.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You need 60 to win.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Alright, let's remind
everybody of Kurt's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something that just once
you'd like to do
without being interrupted
by your children.
Go to the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
Nine.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Eight.
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
Ear.
Name an animal that might
be living in your tree.
Raccoon.
What do you do
when you're driving
and you see
a yellow light?
Slow down.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Speed up.
[ Bell rings ]
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You got it, you got it!
-Yeah, there you go.
Alright.
We need 60 points.
Let's see.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something that just once
you'd like to do
without being interrupted
by your children.
You said...
"I just want
to go to the bathroom."
That's it.
That's it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
Wow.
It's just that basic, huh?
It really is.
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
Use the bathroom was
the number-one answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number-one answer
was five.
Oh.
Five.
[ Laughter ]
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
You said...
No way
I'd have got that.
[ Chuckles ]
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Knee --
Knee was the number-one answer.
Living in a tree -- bird.
And slow down
was the number-one answer.
Well, that's $25,000 for
Treasure House, everybody.
I want to thank
Kurt and Orel
and all of their families
for coming
and hanging out with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
And we will see you
next time, folks.
♪♪
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
From the show "Miz & Mrs.",
it's WWE superstar The Miz
and family
playing for the V Foundation's
Connor's Cure fund.
They're gonna get into the ring
with WWE superstars Rey and
Dominik Mysterio and family.
playing for
Make-A-Wish America.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
What's up, man?
[ Cheers and applause ]
What up, Rey?
You my man, boy.
You don't even know.
How y'all doing?
How's everybody?
I appreciate that.
Thank y'all.
Thank you, everybody.
I appreciate that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody!
I'm your man, Steve Harvey!
Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And we got a good one
for you tonight, everybody.
These celebrity families
gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's go!
Let's meet Team Miz!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up
for Mike "The Miz" himself
Mizanin.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Two-time WWE Champion,
first-ever two-time
Grand Slam champion,
and he stars
with his wife, Maryse,
in the show
"Miz and Mrs."
Thank you.
Miz, how you doing, man?
I am doing
absolutely fant--
I'm petrified,
to be honest.
Are you really?
I am. I am.
You know, I'm going up
against Mysterios.
I mean, Rey is one of the
greatest superstars in the ring.
All time.
And I think
I'm more scared
about this right here
than I am him in the ring,
to be honest.
You know,
and I think you should be,
'cause this game exposes
a lot about celebrities
that people don't know.
That we don't know.
We just don't --
Whatever you don't know,
we don't know, either.
So it's a lot, though. We're
gonna have a good time, though.
Hey!
Let's go meet
Team Mysterio!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rey Mysterio, everybody.
WWE Champion.
Triple Crown
and Grand Slam champion.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rey, how you doing,
man?
I'm doing wonderful,
Steve.
Big fan of you and the sport,
man.
Thank you very much.
I can't tell you, man.
Thank you.
Relax.
Have yourself a good time.
Just have some fun.
Let's try to win the money.
Let's get it on.
It's time to play "Feud."
Everybody say "Yeah."
All: Yeah!
Give me Mike.
Give me Rey.
♪♪
Alright, guys, here we go.
Top 7 answers on the board.
Captain Hook was rushed
to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
[ Bell rings ]
Rey.
His leg.
His leg.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
Miz.
His eye.
His eye.
That's good.
I'mma give it to you.
Eye patch.
Boom!
What should we do?
As Mizanins,
we play, baby!
We gonna play.
We play!
That's The Miz, yeah.
We play, baby.
'Cause this
soft-spoken dude,
I don't know who
the hell he was.
That was Mike.
This guy's really nice.
He went,
"Yeah! Let's go!"
Now, that's The Miz
right there.
Hey, George.
Hey, man, listen,
Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His nose.
His nose.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
That's a good answer.
Smart answer.
Mike: You got this, Mom.
Miss Barbara, Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His lips.
His lips.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Come on, Marjie.
Marj, Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
He scratch...
His what.
[ Laughter ]
Penis.
Package.
[ Laughs ]
I apologize, Steve.
I apologize.
It's a family show.
It came --
It came to my mind.
What can I say?
No, but she stepped
to the side
and demonstrated.
I have my mother-in-law
scratching her crotch.
[ Laughter ]
But demonstrating it, though.
I mean, this your family, Miz.
Yes, it's my family.
Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Package.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
Don, Captain Hook was rushed
to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His ear, Steve.
His ear.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Alright, Miz, we got
a little situation now, brother.
We got two strikes.
We got to be careful.
Team Mysterio
could steal.
His arm.
His arm.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Cabeza.
Okay. You sure?
Right here's your chance,
man.
You sure?
Captain Hook
was rushed to the hospital
after he scratched his what
with the wrong hand?
His head.
His head.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Number 7.
Woman: Whoo!
All: Belly.
6.
All: Back.
Steve: 2.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Butt/Stink winker.
Let's go to question 2.
Give me George.
Give me Dominik.
♪♪
Alright, fellas.
Here we go.
We got top 7 answers
on the board.
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
[ Bell rings ]
Dominik.
Wedding.
A wedding.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
One answer will top it,
George.
[ Buzzer ]
Funeral.
Funeral.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Way to go, George.
-That's good.
Miss Barbara,
name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
A private party.
[ Cheers and applause ]
At the party.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
Okay, damn bachelorette party,
baby.
Yeah. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bachelor party!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Awful glad to see you,
Don.
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
A court hearing.
[ Laughs ]
Court.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Miz, we only got
one strike, man.
Name an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
Baby shower.
At the baby shower.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
That was a good one, though.
Two strikes.
We got to be careful.
Team Mysterio can steal.
George, name
an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
At a bar.
-Good answer.
-At the bar?
The bar.
[ Buzzer ]
Steve: Alright, Team, name
an inappropriate occasion
to show up drunk.
Church.
-Yes.
-Yeah!
At church!
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Number 7.
[ Bell dings ]
All: AA meeting.
[ Laughter ]
Number 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Work/Meeting.
Well, Team Mysterio got 113.
Team Miz is not on
the board yet,
but, hey,
the goal is 300 points.
We got a long way to go.
Don't go away, y'all.
We'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Mysterio got 113.
Team Miz not on the board.
Give me Barbara.
Give me Angie.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies, point values
are double.
Top 5 answers on the board.
Name something
a woman cracks.
[ Bell rings ]
Angie.
Nuts.
Nuts.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Barbara.
Gum.
Gum.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
-Play.
-Play.
Yay!
We're playing.
Steve: We're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: Aalyah?
Aalyah.
Name something
a woman cracks.
An egg.
An egg.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah!
Hey, Daniel. Name something
a woman cracks.
A woman cracks her mirror,
Steve.
Her mirror?
Her mirror.
Makeup mirror.
A woman cracks
her mirror.
[ Buzzer ]
Rey, only one strike.
Name something
a woman cracks.
Her back.
-Her back.
-Good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Dominik.
Come on, man.
We got two strikes.
We've got to slow it down.
Team Miz can steal.
A fingernail, Steve.
Cracks her fingernail.
There you go.
There you go.
[ Buzzer ]
Oh, come on!
That was a good one.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
Alright, here we go.
Miz, name something
a woman cracks.
Her knuckles.
Her knuckles.
[ Bell dings ]
Boom!
♪♪
That's a steal, baby!
That's a steal!
Steve: Number 5.
Nice.
[ Bell dings ]
All: The whip.
Steve: Yeah. 3.
All: Jokes.
Well, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Marjo.
Give me Aalyah.
♪♪
Ladies, point values
are triple.
We got top 4 answers
on the board.
Here we go.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want
your upstairs neighbor to have.
[ Bell rings ]
Aalyah.
Musician.
Musician.
Wow.
[ Bell dings ]
Oh!
We're playing.
-Wow.
-Good answer, good answer.
-Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Here we go.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want your upstairs
neighbor to have.
I sure hope this is it,
but a plumber.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Sure hope the man upstairs
ain't a plumber.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Rey,
name an occupation
you wouldn't want
your upstairs neighbor to have.
I'm lost.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Man: Rey!
Dominik,
we got two strikes.
We got to be careful,
man.
If it's there,
we're still alive.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and get a chance
to play sudden death.
A dancer.
A dancer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Angie,
we got two strikes now.
Listen to me, darling, if
it's there, we're still alive.
But if it's not there, the other
team can steal and win.
Angie, we need a good one.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want your upstairs
neighbor to have.
A doctor.
-Good answer.
-Doctor?
[ Cheers and applause ]
A doctor!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, Team,
this is a little tough.
So let me explain it
to you.
I got two answers
on this board.
If you give me either
one of those answers,
your team steals
and wins the game.
If it's not there,
the other team
wins the game.
Name an occupation
you wouldn't want your upstairs
neighbor to have.
A daycare.
Wow.
This is for the win.
A daycare.
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
I thought that was it.
That was a good answer,
man.
That was a good answer.
Well, let's see what we got --
number 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Hooker.
Marjo:
I thought of that.
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-Yes.
[ Laughter ]
Number 3.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Basketball player.
♪♪
Hey, Miz, thank y'all
for playing.
For being good sports,
we're gonna make
a donation to your charity
for hanging out with us today.
Hey, I need two players.
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
I got the brilliant one
from college
and I've got
the three-time champ.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money right after this.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Mysterio
won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright, your daughter Aalyah
is off-stage.
I'm gonna ask you
5 questions in 20 seconds.
If you can't think of something,
you just say pass.
You and Aalyah together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
$25,000
for Make-A-Wish America.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright. You ready?
Alright.
20 seconds on the clock, please.
We asked 100 dads
which of Superman's powers would
come in most handy in your life?
Protect my daughter.
Name someone who has
hurt your feelings.
My wife.
Tell me the age
most girls
get their ears pierced.
13.
Name a breed of dog
that starts with the letter "C."
Uh...pass.
Name something people do
at a nightclub.
Dance.
Name a dog that starts
with a "C."
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
We asked 100 dads
which of Superman's powers
would come in most handy
in your life?
You said...
Protect my daughter.
[ Laughs ]
Those superpowers
to protect my daughter.
I've needed them, too,
Rey.
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name someone who has hurt
your feelings.
You said...
Angie.
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
Tell me the age most girls
get their ears pierced.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Name a breed of dog
that starts with the letter "C."
[ Buzzer ]
Name something people do
at a nightclub.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Boom.
Alright,
we're in good shape, Rey.
Thank you.
♪♪
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
Well, your dad
did pretty good.
He got 125 points.
[ Sighs ] Okay.
You need 75 to win.
Okay.
75 isn't
a tough position.
Gonna take a little bit
of thinking, though.
Okay.
Okay?
You ready?
Yes.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Rey's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 dads --
dads --
which of Superman's powers
would come in most handy
in your life?
Flying.
Name someone who has
hurt your feelings.
My boyfriend.
[ Buzzer ]
My girlfriend.
Tell me the age most girls
get their ears pierced.
13.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
12.
Name a breed of dog
that starts
with the letter "C."
Pass.
Name something people do
at a nightclub.
Da-- Drink.
Name a breed of dog
that starts with a "C."
[ Buzzer ]
Cocker Spaniel.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Sighs ]
Good job, good job.
We got this.
Alright.
We need 75 points.
We asked 100 dads
which one of Superman's powers
would come
in most handy in your life?
Your dad said,
"Protect my daughter."
That's all he gives
a damn about.
Hell, he's Rey Mysterio.
He gonna beat your ass,
so he just...
You're gonna get that
anyway.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Flying was
the number-one answer.
We're 26 points away.
Name someone who has hurt
your feelings.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Spouse and mate was
the number-one answer.
We need 5 points.
Tell me the age most girls
get their ears pierced.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
12 was the number-one answer.
A dog that starts
with a "C" -- collie.
And something people do
at a nightclub -- dance.
Well, that's $25,000
to Make-A-Wish America.
I'd like to thank Mike and Rey
and their families
for coming out
and hanging out with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Hey, listen, everybody,
I want you to stay tuned.
We'll have two new teams
when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Let's meet our next
two families.
It's former Super Bowl MVP, my
buddy Kurt Warner, and family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
They are playing
for Treasure House,
and they are taking on
former World Series MVP
Orel Hershiser and family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
They are playing for
the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.
Let's go meet
the Warner family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Kurt Warner.
NFL Hall of Fame
quarterback,
teams include
the St. Louis Rams,
which is now
the current Rams champs.
He was at
the Super Bowl.
Yes.
And the Arizona Cardinals.
Super Bowl champ,
NFL and Super Bowl MVP.
This a bad boy.
Yeah.
How you been, man?
I've been great.
How are you?
Oh, man,
I'm feeling good.
Well, this your family?
Introduce everybody.
Alright. First is my
lovely wife, Brenda,
mother of seven.
My son Kade.
My daughter Jesse.
And another daughter Jada.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good-looking family.
Hey, y'all, listen, relax.
Have yourself
a good time.
Let's just have fun.
Try to win that money, okay?
-Let's do it.
-Alright, thank you.
Hey! Let's go meet
the Hershiser family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Folks, give it up
for Orel Hershiser.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cy Young Award-winning
pitcher
primarily right here
with the L. A. Dodgers,
a World Series champ
and MVP,
and is now an analyst
for your very own L. A. Dodgers.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Orel,
how you doing, man?
Doing great, Steve.
Orel,
introduce everybody.
Today with me
is my beautiful wife, Dana,
my son Jordan,
my daughter Sloane,
and my son Spencer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, guys, look,
we got two good families.
Let's get it on.
Give me Kurt. Give me Orel.
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[ Laughter ]
Top 8 answers on the board.
We asked 100 married men,
what excuse would you
give your wife
if she caught you
kissing an ex?
[ Bell rings ]
Orel.
I still like her.
I still like her.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You said you wanted
good answers.
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
Whew!
You know, Orel,
sometimes you just --
just take a "X."
[ Laughter ]
I'm just gonna tell you,
I still like her.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
"Like."
I didn't say "love."
Geez.
Kurt.
She's getting married.
She's getting married.
That's a good --
I like that one.
Catch me k--
Hey, she was getting married.
I was just saying,
you know, like, kiss off.
Congratulations.
Right.
Yeah,
she's getting married.
[ Buzzer ]
Pass or play?
-Pass or play?
-Play, play, play!
We're playing.
We're playing.
We're gonna play.
You see that answer.
Man,
that's a good answer.
Oh, man, I --
I still love her.
[ Laughter ]
No, I didn't say "love."
I promise you,
I'm not saying that.
All women are the same,
man.
They got that death look,
and you knew she was looking,
'cause Orel went...
[ Laughter ]
Hey, Dana.
Talked to 100 married men.
What excuse
would you give your wife
if she caught you
kissing an ex?
I thought it was you.
I thought it was you.
Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I thought it was you.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Hey. Hey, fellas,
write that one down.
That's a good one.
Hey, Jordan.
You married, man?
Yes, sir.
My wife's in the audience.
She's in the audience?
Yes, ma-- Yes, sir.
Jordan, we asked
100 married men,
what excuse would you give
your wife
if she caught you
kissing an ex?
I've had
a few too many drinks.
Yes.
I've had
too many drinks.
Dana: Good answer,
good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hello, Sloane.
Sloane: Hello.
How are you?
I'm doing great.
How are you?
We asked 100 married men, what
excuse would you give your wife
if she caught you kissing
an ex?
She made me.
She made you.
She forced me to kiss her.
She forced you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
She made me.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Spencer,
are you married?
I am.
Oh. Is she here?
She's right next
to Jordan's wife.
Oh, she's right there.
We talked
to 100 married men.
What excuse would you
give your wife
if she caught you kissing
an ex?
I didn't know
it was her.
[ Laughter ]
Orel: That's pretty good.
Good answer, Spencer.
Hey, Spencer.
I like the way you looked out
into the crowd.
I didn't --
I didn't know it was her.
[ Laughter ]
I didn't know
it was her.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Orel, we got
two strikes, buddy.
We got to be careful now.
The Warner family can steal.
It was a mistake.
It was a mistake.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It was a mistake.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, guys,
here we go.
We talked
to 100 married men.
What excuse would you give
your wife
if she caught you kissing
an ex?
She needed CPR.
[ Laughter ]
I mean, right?
Right?
I love that.
Yeah.
She was dying.
Right? Right?
Standing up, dying.
Well, she was about to.
And I held her up.
CPR.
Yes.
Oh, God, I love that.
-Come on.
-Come on.
Mouth-to-mouth.
[ Bell dings ]
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Number 8.
[ Bell dings ]
All: She was sad.
Steve: Yeah, well.
6.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Friendly/She's French.
[ Laughs ]
4.
All: Her birthday.
3.
[ Bell dings ]
All: She's dying.
Yeah.
Just kissing her goodbye.
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Brenda.
Give me Dana.
♪♪
Well, ladies,
you look lovely today.
Thank you very much.
Top 5 answers on the board.
Name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it in the nude.
[ Bell rings ]
Brenda.
Jumping jacks.
Jumping jacks.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Nice.
-Yes.
We gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Kade, here we are, man.
What do you do, buddy?
I'm finishing up school
and football
at Kansas State University.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard about that.
Yeah.
You watch yourself, man.
You're doing good, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
Good, man.
Here we go.
Name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it
in the nude.
I'mma go cartwheel.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cartwheeling!
[ Buzzer ]
Yep, yep, yep.
Alright.
Woman: Come on!
Alright, Jesse,
name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it
in the nude.
Running.
Running.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Man: Nice job.
Alright, Jada,
name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it
in the nude.
Burpees.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Burpees.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Kade: Alright, come on,
Dad.
Alright, Kurt,
we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful.
Hershiser family
can steal, buddy.
Give me an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it in the nude.
I'm gonna say
riding a bike.
Riding a bike.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
Oh, man.
Alright, family,
we got a shot here.
Name an activity
that might make parts of you
bounce a little too much
if you did it in the nude.
We're gonna say dancing.
Dancing.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Number 5.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Volleyball.
Steve: 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Horse/Bull riding.
The goal is 300 points.
So don't go away.
We'll be right back. We got two
good families today, y'all.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud." Yeah.
Come on, let's go. Come on, now.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Hershiser family got 79.
Warner family got 64.
Give me Kade.
Give me Jordan.
♪♪
Point values are double,
gentlemen.
Top 5 answers on the board.
Name something an angry teacher
might throw
at a misbehaving student.
[ Bell rings ]
Kade.
Pencil.
A pencil.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
An eraser.
An eraser.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
-We're gonna play.
-We'll play, Steve.
Steve: We're gonna play,
buddy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, Sloane.
Let's go.
Name something
an angry teacher
might throw
at a misbehaving student.
Steve, her apple.
Her apple.
Yeah, I like that.
[ Buzzer ]
I like it.
That was smart. That was smart.
Hey, Spencer, come on, man,
give me something
an angry teacher might throw
at a misbehaving student.
A ruler.
A ruler.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
Orel, give me something
that an angry teacher
might throw
at a misbehaving student.
Her shoe.
Her shoe.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Miss Dana,
we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful because
the Warner family can steal.
Well, since I used
to be a teacher,
I would say a book.
A book.
[ Cheers and applause ]
A book!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow. Wow.
Hey, Jordan, my man,
we got one answer left, buddy,
but here's the situation --
we got two strikes.
You got to get it
or the Warner family can steal.
Jordan,
name something an angry teacher
might throw at
a misbehaving student, sir.
I'm gonna say
a piece of chalk, Steve.
-Yes.
-I like that. I like that.
Good job.
A piece of chalk.
[ Bell dings ]
Boom.
♪♪
Let's go
to the next question.
Give me Jesse.
Give me Sloane.
♪♪
Alright, ladies, we got
the point values are triple.
Top 4 answers on the board.
Someone could win it.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
[ Bell rings ]
Jesse.
Termite.
Termite.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, come on.
-We're playing.
-We got to play, we got to play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We know you got
this one.
Obviously, Jesse,
you came to play.
-Yes, she did.
-I did.
No messing around.
-Mm-hmm.
-Jada.
Jada.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
Rats.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rats.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kurt.
Two answers left.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
Snake.
Snake.
Man: Good answer, Kurt.
That was a good answer.
Boom.
Alright.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Brenda,
listen to this.
I got one answer left,
one answer only.
If it's there,
your family wins the game.
-That's right.
-Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying
to exterminate him.
Raccoons.
Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Raccoon!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Kade, one answer left.
You give it to me,
your family wins the game.
But if it's not there,
you're still alive.
Only one strike, Kade.
Name a creature
that exterminators
got nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
I'mma go a coyote.
Coyote.
[ Buzzer ]
-Oh, my God.
-Oh.
Oh, God.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Folks.
You see who it is.
-Yeah.
-Yep.
You see who's next.
Kurt: Come on, Jesse.
Jess, one answer left.
You give it to me --
hero.
You get carried out here on the
shoulders of your entire family.
[ Laughter ]
You're gonna win
the game.
But if it's not there,
the other family can steal
and they will win, Jess.
So here we go.
Name a creature
that exterminator has nightmares
about it trying
to exterminate him.
I'm gonna say a bear.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is for the win.
A bear!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Well, family,
here's the situation.
I've got one answer,
one answer only.
You give me that answer,
your family steals,
your family wins this game
right here, right now.
But if your answer
is not there,
the Warner family
wins the game.
Name a creature
that an exterminator
has nightmares about it
trying to exterminate him.
A skunk.
Man: Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I like that.
Woman: Good answer,
good answer!
[ Applause ]
This is for the win.
A skunk.
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: Hey,
that was a good answer.
Alright.
Number 4.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Bats.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, guys,
thanks for playing.
We're gonna make
a contribution
to your favorite charity
for hanging out.
Great family, man.
You got a good family.
Hey, I need two of you.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
I got Jess out here.
We'll be right back, y'all.
We're gonna play Fast Money
right after this.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
The Warner family
won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Kurt,
we got Jesse off-stage.
I'm gonna ask you
5 questions in 20 seconds.
You can't think of something,
just say pass.
You and Jesse together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
We're playing for $25,000
for Treasure House.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah.
Alright. You ready?
I'm ready.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something
that just once you'd like to do
without being interrupted
by your children.
Watch a TV show.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
Nine.
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
Cartilage -- knee.
Name an animal that might
be living in your tree.
Bird.
What do you do
when you're driving
and see a yellow light?
Slow down.
[ Bell rings ]
Kade: All number ones.
All number ones.
Alright, let's go.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something that just once
you'd like to do without being
interrupted by your children.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Ah. Ah. Okay.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Wow.
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
There we go.
Name an animal that might be
living in your tree.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah.
What do you do
when you're driving
and you see
a yellow light?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
Alright, alright.
That's a comeback, baby.
That's a comeback.
♪♪
♪♪
Jess,
well, Dad got 140 points.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You need 60 to win.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Alright, let's remind
everybody of Kurt's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something that just once
you'd like to do
without being interrupted
by your children.
Go to the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
Nine.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Eight.
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
Ear.
Name an animal that might
be living in your tree.
Raccoon.
What do you do
when you're driving
and you see
a yellow light?
Slow down.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Speed up.
[ Bell rings ]
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You got it, you got it!
-Yeah, there you go.
Alright.
We need 60 points.
Let's see.
We asked 100 mothers,
name something that just once
you'd like to do
without being interrupted
by your children.
You said...
"I just want
to go to the bathroom."
That's it.
That's it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
Wow.
It's just that basic, huh?
It really is.
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
Use the bathroom was
the number-one answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how lucky are you?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number-one answer
was five.
Oh.
Five.
[ Laughter ]
Name a part of the body
that contains cartilage.
You said...
No way
I'd have got that.
[ Chuckles ]
Survey said...
[ Bell dings ]
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Knee --
Knee was the number-one answer.
Living in a tree -- bird.
And slow down
was the number-one answer.
Well, that's $25,000 for
Treasure House, everybody.
I want to thank
Kurt and Orel
and all of their families
for coming
and hanging out with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
And we will see you
next time, folks.
♪♪