Catfish: The TV Show (2012–…): Season 2, Episode 11 - Aaliyah & Alicia - full transcript

Alicia refuses to meet Aaliyah because she has not come out to her friends and family.

>> SHE'S THE CLOSEST PERSON IN

MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

>> WHATEVER HAPPENS, WE'RE HERE

FOR YOU.

>> LET'S GO.

OH, MY GOSH.

I'M SO SCARED.

>> I'LL GO UP AND KNOCK.

[knocking]

HI, I'M NEV, AND THIS IS MY

FILMMAKER BUDDY, MAX.



LAST YEAR, WE TRAVELED ACROSS

THE COUNTRY FIGURING OUT THE

TRUTH BEHIND ONLINE ROMANCES.

I'M READY TO COME MEET YOU IF

YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY READY.

>> I'M DEFINITELY READY.

>> ALONG THE WAY, WE OPENED

DOORS TO SOME BIG SURPRISES.

WAIT, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.

WE MADE A FEW LOVE

CONNECTIONS...

>> IT FEELS AMAZING.

>> AND EVEN DID OUR FAIR SHARE

OF MENDING BROKEN HEARTS.



>> I'M SO HAPPY EVERY DAY WHEN I

WAKE UP NOW.

[sniffles]

>> SUDDENLY, THE IDEA OF

CATFISHING--HIDING WHO YOU

REALLY ARE TO HOOK SOMEONE INTO

AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP...

>> A BEAUTY PAGEANT WINNER,

A MODEL.

>> WAS BEING TALKED ABOUT BY

A LOT OF YOU.

GOT AN EMAIL HERE.

"WHO DID I REALLY FALL IN LOVE

WITH?"

SO MAX AND I ARE HEADED BACK OUT

ON THE ROAD...

MAX, WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

TO INVESTIGATE STORIES THAT SEEM

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...

>> I AM IN DEREK'S DRIVEWAY.

>> OR TOO WILD TO MAKE UP.

>> HE WAS CARJACKED, AND HE WAS

RAN OVER BY THE CAR.

>> JESUS, MAN.

WILL HOPE BECOME LOVE...

>> [laughing] OH, MY GOD.

>> OR IS LOVE IN FOR A GIANT

SHOCK?

>> [cries] I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU CAN BE SURE THAT MAX AND

I WILL FIND OUT ALL

THE ANSWERS, BECAUSE SOMETIMES,

A LITTLE BIT OF FICTION...

>> WOW, CATFISH CURVE BALL.

>> LEADS TO A WHOLE LOT OF

REALITY.

THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

>> [laughs]

>> ARE WE READY?

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> CATFISH THE MOVIE WAS MY

STORY.

CATFISH: THE TV SHOW IS YOURS.

LET'S...TOAST.

>> AH.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAX.

READY?

>> IT BURNS.

>> THIS IS INTERESTING.

"MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES 70 BLOCKS

AWAY AND WE'VE NEVER MET."

>> WHOA.

>> "DEAR NEV AND MAX, MY NAME IS

AALIYAH.

I AM 18 YEARS OLD, AND I'M FROM

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA.

I'VE KNOWN MY GIRLFRIEND,

ALICIA, FOR A YEAR OR SO, AND

HAVE BEEN DATING FOR ALMOST 10

MONTHS.

SHE IS THE FIRST PERSON I HAVE

EVER REALLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH,

AND HOPE WE CAN HAVE A SERIOUS

FUTURE TOGETHER."

>> WOW.

>> "I MET HER ON FACEBOOK, BUT

SHE LIVES IN OAKLAND AS WELL AND

WORKS AS A CAREGIVER FOR OLD

PEOPLE AT A REST HOME.

ALICIA IS THE ONE PERSON I CAN

TURN TO WHEN I'M HAVING A BAD

DAY.

SHE MAKES ME LAUGH AND SMILE

AND FORGET ABOUT MY RECENT

HARDSHIPS.

MY MOM RECENTLY GOT EVICTED FROM

HER HOME, SO I'VE BEEN COUCH

HOPPING FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF

MONTHS.

MY DREAM WOULD BE THAT ALICIA

AND I CAN LIVE TOGETHER ONE DAY,

BUT ALICIA IS CONSTANTLY MAKING

UP EXCUSES AS TO WHY SHE CAN'T

MEET UP WITH ME.

SHE'LL SAY, 'OH, I HAVE TO GO TO

WORK TODAY,' BUT SHE CAN NEVER

GIVE ME A SCHEDULE FOR HER WORK.

SHE SAYS SHE'S AFRAID TO BE SEEN

IN PUBLIC BECAUSE SHE IS NOT

OUT.

I FEEL LIKE OUR LOVE IS TRUE,

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE

WON'T SEE ME BECAUSE SHE LIVES

WITHIN 70 BLOCKS OF ME.

I'M FRUSTRATED, AND IT HAS MADE

ME SUSPICIOUS.

I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF SHE'S

HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME.

I'D REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP

MEETING MY ONE TRUE LOVE."

THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS IN THIS

EMAIL THAT, IF I'M JUST GONNA BE

HONEST, ARE DISCOURAGING.

>> IF THIS IS HER FIRST LOVE,

SHE'S GOT A LOT RIDING ON THIS.

WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL HER?

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE SHE IS.

HEY, AALIYAH.

>> HI.

[laughs] OH, MY GOSH.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M FINE.

>> SO YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL

STILL?

>> YEAH.

I GRADUATE, LIKE, THE BEGINNING

OF THE NEXT SCHOOL YEAR.

>> WHEN YOU'RE NOT DOING

SCHOOLING, LIKE, WHAT ARE

YOU DOING?

>> I WORK FOR A NONPROFIT

ORGANIZATION CALLED HOPE

COLLABORATIVE.

IT'S FOR YOUTH IN LOW-INCOME

COMMUNITIES TO BE ABLE TO GET

FOOD AT AFFORDABLE PRICES.

>> THAT'S GREAT.

>> SO WE JUST READ YOUR EMAIL.

YOU WANT TO JUST KIND OF TELL US

THE STORY?

>> YEAH.

A YEAR AGO, I MET ALICIA ON

FACEBOOK.

THE FIRST TIME I SPOKE TO HER

OVER THE PHONE, WE, LIKE,

CLICKED LIKE THIS.

>> * I FEEL IT COURSING

* THROUGH MY VEINS

>> THE MORE AND MORE WE TALKED,

THE MORE AND MORE COMFORTABLE I

FELT WITH HER.

LIKE, WE'LL FALL ASLEEP ON THE

PHONE WITH EACH OTHER.

>> * I FEEL IT WHEN

* MY HEART BEATS

>> THIS IS MY FIRST LOVE.

>> * EVERY TIME MY HEART BEATS

* I FEEL IT WHEN

* MY HEART BEATS

* EVERY TIME MY HEART BEATS

>> IT'S KIND OF CRAZY THAT YOU

LIVE IN THE SAME CITY AND SHE

WASN'T LIKE, "HEY, WE SHOULD

MEET UP FOR LUNCH."

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MADE ME

KIND OF, LIKE, SKEPTICAL, 'CAUSE

I'M, LIKE, "CAN I COME GET YOU?"

AND SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, I HAVE

TO WORK."

OR SHE'S, LIKE, HANGING OUT WITH

HER SISTERS.

AND THAT'S ANOTHER EXCUSE SHE

GIVES ME, THAT I CAN'T COME OVER

TO HER HOUSE BECAUSE HER FAMILY

DOESN'T KNOW THAT SHE'S GAY.

>> HAVE YOU TRIED TO VIDEO CHAT

WITH HER?

>> I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER,

SO...

>> WHAT COMPUTER ARE YOU USING

NOW?

>> I'M USING MY FRIEND'S

COMPUTER.

>> OH, OKAY.

>> I JUST NEED TO MOVE ON WITH

MY LIFE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I

REALLY LOVE HER, SO...

I WANT MY LIFE TO, LIKE, GO

FORWARD, BUT I WANT HER IN IT.

WHEN I GET OUT OF SCHOOL, I WANT

TO, LIKE, MOVE IN TOGETHER, BUT

I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA

MOVE IN TOGETHER, AND SHE WON'T

EVEN, LIKE, LET ME TAKE HER OUT.

AND I'M, LIKE, DONE PLAYING

AROUND.

>> YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GIRL.

YOU'RE REALLY BRIGHT.

YOU'RE DOING AWESOME THINGS WITH

THIS ORGANIZATION, AND I WANT TO

FIGURE IT OUT AND I WANT TO

HELP YOU.

>> I THINK WE'VE GOT TO COME TO

OAKLAND.

>> [squeals] I'M SO EXCITED.

OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO EXCITED.

* CATFISH COMING OUT HERE *

* CATFISH COMING OUT HERE *

OKAY, I'M BACK.

>> PEACE.

>> [laughs]

>> [laughs]

>> AALIYAH.

>> THE THING THAT JUST DRIVES ME

NUTS IS, LIKE, ALICIA'S EXCUSES

ARE SO PATHETIC.

"I'M BUSY.

OH, I HAVE WORK."

>> THE OTHER THING IS THAT

ALICIA COULD JUST BE AFRAID TO

CONFRONT HER OWN SEXUALITY IN

PERSON.

>> WELL, I THINK IT'S PRETTY

CLEAR THAT ALICIA IS HIDING

SOMETHING.

WE NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> LET'S DO THIS.

>> YOU GO FIRST.

>> WEST COAST, HERE WE COME.

AAH!

>> WE HAVE JUST GONE UNDER THE

WATER.

>> * YOU COME HERE

* YOU DON'T NEED AN OCCASION *

* JUST AN ILL-ADVISED ITCHIN' *

* FOR THE CONVERSATION

* WITH THE MIDDAY BREAKFAST

* WHERE I'M KEEPING IT UP *

>> I'M HEALED!

>> * NOW I'M TURNING IT OFF *

* NOW THE SUN GOD'S RISING *

* AS WE'RE SLEEPING IT OFF *

>> AALIYAH IS VERY SMART, AND

SHE'S AMBITIOUS, AND SHE'S COOL,

AND IT'S HER FIRST REAL, SERIOUS

RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S CRAZY TO THINK THAT THEY

LIVE SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AND

HAVE NEVER MET.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE.

>> * I GOT ALL THE TIME

* THE TIME, THE TIME

[knocking]

>> HELLO?

>> HI.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD.

NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> IN PERSON, OH, MY GOSH.

>> WHERE ARE WE?

>> WE'RE AT MY FRIEND'S, KEITH,

HOUSE, AND THIS IS WHERE I'VE

BEEN FOR, LIKE, MAYBE A WEEK.

>> SO YOU'VE BEEN JUMPING AROUND

A BUNCH?

>> UM, YEAH.

PROBABLY FOR, LIKE, THE LAST...

SIX MONTHS?

>> OKAY, SO THINGS ARE A LITTLE

WEIRD RIGHT NOW FOR YOU BECAUSE

YOU WERE LIVING WITH YOUR MOM...

>> I WAS.

>> BUT YOU GUYS GOT EVICTED.

>> MM-HMM.

>> ANY REASON IN PARTICULAR OR--

>> WELL, SHE GOT DIAGNOSED WITH

M.S.

>> THAT'S AWFUL.

>> YEAH, SO SHE BECAME DISABLED

ON A FIXED INCOME.

AND I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A.D.D.,

AND MY MOM FINALLY FOUND A

SCHOOL THAT REALLY WORKS FOR ME,

BUT UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE TO

PAY FOR IT.

HER FIXED INCOME DIDN'T ALLOW

HER TO BE ABLE TO PAY FOR MY

SCHOOL AND PAY FOR RENT.

SHE'D RATHER LOSE HER HOUSE THAN

ME NOT GET A GOOD EDUCATION.

>> WE'RE HERE...

>> MM-HMM.

>> BECAUSE YOU HAVE...

>> ALICIA.

>> A GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT HER THAT YOU

LIKE SO MUCH?

>> I DON'T HAVE ANYONE IN MY

LIFE RIGHT NOW WHO MAKES ME FEEL

THE WAY SHE MAKES ME FEEL.

AND SHE'S REALLY HOT.

[laughs]

I FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH HER.

I'M NOT A VERY OPEN PERSON, AND

I FEEL LIKE, WITH ALICIA, I CAN

SHOW MY REAL PERSONALITY.

>> WELL, HAS SHE EVER EXPLAINED

WHY SHE WON'T MEET YOU?

>> NO ONE REALLY KNOWS THAT

SHE'S GAY, SO...

>> THAT'S A REASON.

>> YEAH.

SHE'S BEEN WITH GIRLS BEFORE,

BUT HER FAMILY'S NEVER KNOWN OF

HER HAVING A GIRLFRIEND.

>> HAVE YOU AND ALICIA EVER HAD

AN ARGUMENT?

>> YEAH.

SHE WANTED ME TO BUY HER A PHONE

'CAUSE HER PHONE HAD BROKE, AND

AT FIRST, I WASN'T REALLY INTO

THAT.

LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT."

SO SHE GOT MAD AT ME, AND

SHE WAS LIKE, "HOW AM I

SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU IF I

HAVE NO PHONE?"

SO I BOUGHT HER A PHONE.

>> REALLY?

>> YOU DID?

>> YEAH.

>> WAIT, TIME OUT.

>> YEAH, WAIT A SECOND.

>> YOU BOUGHT HER, LIKE, A NICE,

NEW...

>> I BOUGHT HER AN iPHONE.

>> YOU BOUGHT HER AN iPHONE?

>> HOW DID YOU BUY HER THE

PHONE?

>> SHE'S, LIKE, "YOU CAN WESTERN

UNION IT TO ME."

I'M, LIKE, "OH, OKAY."

>> 'CAUSE SHE WOULDN'T TELL YOU

HER ADDRESS.

>> MM-HMM.

>> HAVE THERE BEEN ANY OTHER

GIFTS THAT YOU'VE GIVEN HER OR

THINGS THAT SHE'S ASKED FOR?

>> SINCE WE'VE BEEN DATING, I'VE

PROBABLY SENT HER A TOTAL OF

$600.

>> WOW.

AND THAT'S A LOT, I MEAN, FOR

SOMEONE IN YOUR SITUATION.

>> JUST FROM EVERYTHING YOU'VE

TOLD US, IT'S VERY POSSIBLE THAT

THIS PERSON IS LYING TO YOU.

>> IT IS, AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T

TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I LOVE HER TO DEATH, BUT I CAN'T

CONTINUE HAVING A RELATIONSHIP

THROUGH A MOBILE PHONE.

>> I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT SHE

LOOKS LIKE.

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS REALLY

ALL ABOUT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> SHE'S PRETTY.

>> YEAH.

>> SHE IS.

>> SHE DEFINITELY POSTS A LOT OF

PHOTOS.

>> YEAH.

>> LET'S SEE SOME OF THE

MESSAGES YOU GUYS HAVE SENT BACK

AND FORTH.

SHE SAID, "I LOVE YOU."

>> "I LOVE YOU TOO."

>> SHE SAID, "YOU BETTER."

>> "LOL.

I DO, BUT EVEN IF ONE DAY WE NOT

WITH EACH OTHER, I'M GONNA

ALWAYS LOVE YOU."

>> YOU GUYS DEFINITELY TALK A

LOT.

>> MM-HMM.

I'M TO MY BREAKING POINT.

I HAVE TO MEET HER ASAP, OR I'M

DONE.

>> WHETHER SHE HAS A LEGITIMATE

REASON OR NOT FOR NOT BEING

AVAILABLE TO MEET UP WITH YOU,

WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT

IS.

>> LET'S DO IT.

THANK YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

>> BYE.

>> GOOD-BYE!

>> I DIDN'T SEE THE MONEY THING

COMING.

>> SHE DOESN'T HAVE $600 TO BE

SENDING THIS WOMAN WHO HAS A

JOB.

>> NOT AT ALL.

>> I MEAN, I HOPE THAT SHE'S NOT

JUST IN THIS RELATIONSHIP TO

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AALIYAH.

THAT WOULD BE BAD, AND THAT

WOULD REALLY CRUSH AALIYAH'S

HEART.

>> * ONE DAY, IT WILL IT COME

>> IT'S VERY CLEAR THAT AALIYAH

IS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THIS

WOMAN.

>> THE FACT THAT SHE'S ASKING

HER FOR MONEY IS NOT A GOOD

SIGN.

IT SEEMS THAT SHE COULD BE

MANIPULATING HER AND TAKING

ADVANTAGE OF HER FOR FINANCIAL

REASONS.

IT COULD BE AN EMOTIONAL

DISASTER FOR AALIYAH.

>> * I AIN'T GIVING UP MY MIND *

* BODY, SOUL

* I AIN'T GIVING UP MIND *

* BODY, SOUL

* I AIN'T GIVING UP MY... *

>> LET'S GO TO ALICIA'S

FACEBOOK PAGE.

SHE SAYS SHE'S INTERESTED IN

MEN, BUT SHE'S TOLD AALIYAH THAT

SHE'S NOT OUT, SO THAT WOULD

MAKE SENSE.

SHE'S IN A RELATIONSHIP.

>> YEAH.

>> DOES IT SAY WHO?

>> NOPE.

>> LET'S GO TO HER PHOTOS.

SHE DEFINITELY POSTS A LOT OF,

LIKE, SELFIES.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO AN IMAGE

SEARCH, SHALL WE?

SEARCHING SOME IMAGES THAT WE

PULLED OFF HER PAGE.

FIRST ONE, NOTHING.

SECOND ONE...

>> NOTHING THERE.

>> SO THAT'S GOOD, I GUESS.

>> SHE'S GOT MORE THAN 100

FRIENDS.

>> GOT A BUNCH OF FRIENDS.

>> THIS PROFILE LOOKS MORE OR

LESS LEGIT TO ME.

>> BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T

EXPLAIN WHY ALICIA HASN'T BEEN

ABLE TO MEET UP AT ANY POINT

OVER THE LAST TEN MONTHS.

THE BEST WAY TO GET ANY KIND OF

A PERSPECTIVE ON THESE PEOPLE IS

TO REACH OUT TO THEIR FRIENDS.

>> HOW ABOUT THIS GIRL?

>> ALLYI.

>> SHE'S FROM OAKLAND.

>> OKAY.

>> THEY HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS IN

COMMON.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MESSAGE HER.

SO HERE'S A DUDE, WHICH I THINK

IS IMPORTANT, WHO COMMENTED.

>> HE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN TRYING

TO FLIRT WITH HER.

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S MESSAGE THIS PERSON.

>> OKAY.

KENNETTE SEEMS TO BE FLIRTING

WITH HER.

>> KENNETTE. "HOTT!"

"THANKS, SIS"?

CALL ME SOMETIME,"

FROM KENNETTE.

ALL RIGHT, I'M SENDING A MESSAGE

TO KENNETTE.

LET'S SEE IF SHE GETS BACK TO

US.

SEE IF ANYBODY REACHES OUT AND

HAS ANYTHING TO SAY.

HELLO, WE'VE GOT A CALL COMING

IN.

HELLO?

YEAH, IT'S NEV. WHO IS THIS?

OH, HEY, KENNETTE.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GOOD.

SO I'M SITTING HERE WITH MAX.

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR SHOW BEFORE?

OH, WELL, COOL.

WE WERE CURIOUS IF YOU COULD

GIVE US A LITTLE BIT OF

BACKGROUND ABOUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP

WITH ALICIA.

OKAY.

HOW LONG DID ALICIA DATE YOUR

BROTHER?

WOW.

>> THAT'S A LONG RELATIONSHIP.

>> HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HER?

ALL RIGHT, WELL, GREAT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> OKAY.

>> BYE-BYE.

>> BYE.

SHE DATED THIS KENNETTE'S

BROTHER.

>> EXACTLY--OH, PHONE CALL.

PHONE CALL.

>> ALL RIGHT.

HELLO?

HEY, CORTEZ, IT'S NEV HERE

FROM CATFISH.

WE SAW THAT YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH

THIS GIRL, ALICIA.

>> YEAH.

>> AND WE WERE WONDERING WHAT

YOU COULD TELL US ABOUT HER AND

HOW YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER.

WAS IT AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP,

OR WAS IT IN PERSON?

>> AND SHE WAS EXACTLY WHO SHE

SAID SHE WAS?

NO LIES? NO NOTHING?

DOES SHE HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS?

>> OKAY, COOL.

EVERYTHING YOU TOLD US IS SUPER

HELPFUL.

BYE.

>> BYE-BYE.

>> both: SO CORTEZ DATED HER.

>> SHE'S BEEN IN AT LEAST ONE OR

TWO SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS WITH

MEN, SO NOW THE ISSUE IS, WHAT

IS THIS RELATIONSHIP FOR ALICIA?

BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT FOR AALIYAH

IT'S, LIKE, A MAJOR, FIRST LOVE.

>> I THINK THAT ALICIA IS

TOTALLY BEING GENUINE WITH

AALIYAH.

I DON'T THINK SHE'S AT ALL

MANIPULATING HER OR USING HER.

>> THIS MIGHT BE HER FIRST

REAL, INTIMATE HOMOSEXUAL

RELATIONSHIP, AND SHE JUST

DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND

SHE'S FREAKED OUT.

>> I THINK THAT THIS IS A LOVE

STORY THAT WANTS TO HAPPEN.

>> FIRST THINGS FIRST, CHECK THE

OLD FACEBOOK.

>> MAYBE SOME OF ALICIA'S

FACEBOOK FRIENDS HAD A CHANCE TO

WRITE BACK.

>> OH! WOULDN'T YOU KNOW.

>> YES.

YOU GOT A MESSAGE FROM ALLYI.

>> "GIVE ME A CALL."

LET'S SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY.

[phone line ringing]

HELLO, ALLYI?

HI, IT'S NEV AND MAX HERE.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

GREAT.

SO PART OF THE EPISODE THAT

WE'RE FILMING NOW INVOLVES YOUR

FRIEND, ALICIA.

THAT'S YOUR SISTER?

OH, WE WEREN'T SURE.

WELL, SHE--SOMEONE'S IN LOVE

WITH YOUR SISTER.

IF IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST

CURIOUS, CAN YOU TELL ME A

LITTLE BIT ABOUT ALICIA?

AND ALICIA WORKS AT, LIKE, A

NURSING HOME?

OKAY.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY WITH HER,

OR...

IS SHE IN A RELATIONSHIP

RIGHT NOW?

HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN

TOGETHER?

HOLD ON, MY FRIEND MAX HAS A

COUPLE QUESTIONS.

HERE, I'M GONNA PUT HIM ON.

>> HI, ALLYI.

>> HI.

>> SO WE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY--

A GIRL MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH

ALICIA.

IS THAT SOMETHING YOU THINK

ALICIA MIGHT BE INTO?

WELL, ALLYI, THANK YOU SO

MUCH FOR YOUR TIME AND FOR

TALKING TO US.

TAKE CARE, ALLYI.

>> YOU TOO.

BYE.

>> BOYFRIEND.

>> SERIOUS BOYFRIEND.

>> NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT

HER BEING BISEXUAL OR GAY.

>> RIGHT.

>> WHAT AALIYAH WAS SORT OF MOST

CONCERNED ABOUT FROM THE

BEGINNING WAS THAT ALICIA IS

VERY MUCH IN THE CLOSET, AND IT

LOOKS LIKE THAT IS THE CASE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S NOT WASTE

ANY TIME.

LET'S CALL AALIYAH.

[phone line ringing]

>> HELLO.

>> GOOD MORNING, AALIYAH.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> LOOK, WE FIGURED OUT A BUNCH

OF STUFF.

MAYBE WE CAN COME AND PICK YOU

UP.

YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE PRETTY

SOON.

LET'S DO THIS.

>> * I THANK YOU

* FOR HELPING ME

* THROUGH THE STORM

**

>> MAKE A LEFT.

>> * IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME *

* COMING

>> FIND A LITTLE PLACE TO SIT.

>> * AND THE WORLD KEEPS

* TURNING 'ROUND *

>> YESTERDAY, WE WENT ON

FACEBOOK.

>> MM-HMM.

WE WENT THROUGH HER PROFILE...

>> MM-HMM.

>> AND WE FOUND PEOPLE WHO SHE

HAD COMMUNICATED WITH.

>> OKAY.

>> WE REACHED OUT TO THIS GIRL

ALLYI.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HER?

WE CALLED HER THIS MORNING

BEFORE WE MET YOU.

>> MM-HMM.

>> WE SAID, "HOW DO YOU KNOW

YOUR FRIEND ALICIA?"

>> MM-HMM.

>> AND ALMOST LAUGHED FOR A

SECOND AND WAS LIKE, "WELL,

THAT'S MY SISTER."

ALLYI IS HER ROOMMATE.

>> MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE WON'T

LET ME COME OVER?

>> THE OTHER THING THAT ALLYI

TOLD US IS THAT ALICIA IS

UNEMPLOYED AND HAS BEEN FOR A

WHILE.

>> NO, SHE WORKS AT A--SHE WORKS

AT AN OLD PEOPLE HOME.

>> I THINK ALMOST MAYBE A YEAR

AND A HALF OR LONGER SHE HAS

BEEN UNEMPLOYED.

>> NO JOB.

>> AND WE WERE LIKE, "OKAY.

CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT

ALICIA'S RELATIONSHIP HISTORY?"

>> MM-HMM.

>> AND THAT'S WHEN ALLYI SAID,

"WELL, YEAH.

SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND."

>> THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT ALICIA

TOLD HER TALKING ABOUT ME,

'CAUSE I KNOW...

ALLYI DOESN'T KNOW.

>> ALLYI TOLD US THAT ALICIA,

FOR THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF,

HAS HAD THIS BOYFRIEND, AND

THAT--

>> SO YEAH, A YEAR AND A HALF.

THAT'S ME.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> HE'S COME OVER.

>> HE'S, LIKE, A REAL GUY THAT

ALLYI KNOWS.

HE COMES OVER.

SHE GOES OUT WITH HIM.

>> MM-HMM.

[sighs]

AND HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT

SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH?

>> WE DON'T.

>> WE DON'T.

>> I DON'T BELIEVE SHE HAS A

BOYFRIEND.

LIKE, SHE'S TALKING TO ME ALL

THE TIME, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

>> IT WOULD SEEM THAT SHE IS

VERY MUCH IN THE CLOSET.

>> MM-HMM.

WELL, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE

DON'T KNOW THAT SHE'S GAY.

WELL, MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD TALK

TO HER AND TRY TO GET HER TO

MEET ME.

I WANT ANSWERS.

>> ALL WE KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT

WE'RE DEALING WITH A WOMAN WHO

IS HAVING A SECRET RELATIONSHIP,

SO THE IDEA OF MEETING UP WITH

US WILL BE VERY SCARY.

>> WE'VE GOT TO BE REALLY

SENSITIVE HERE.

JUST CALL AND FEEL IT OUT.

>> HERE GOES NOTHING.

[phone line ringing]

YES, GOOD MORNING.

IS THIS ALICIA?

MY NAME IS NEV SCHULMAN, AND

I'M HERE WITH MY FRIEND MAX.

WE MAKE A...

TV SHOW CALLED CATFISH.

YOU KNOW THE SHOW?

>> I KNOW ABOUT IT.

>> OKAY, GREAT.

WE'RE HERE BECAUSE A YOUNG LADY

NAMED AALIYAH WANTS TO MEET YOU.

WELL, AALIYAH REALLY HAS VERY

STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WE WERE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHY,

OVER THE LAST TEN MONTHS, YOU

GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO MEET.

IS THIS RELATIONSHIP SOMETHING

THAT YOU TAKE SERIOUSLY, OR ARE

YOU TOTALLY STRAIGHT?

THAT'S FAIR.

YEAH.

>> [sighs]

>> SO I THINK WHAT WOULD BE

GREAT FOR AALIYAH IS TO HAVE THE

OPPORTUNITY TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU AS WELL TO

TELL HER WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED

TO AND WANT TO TELL HER ABOUT

HOW YOU FEEL, AND BOTH OF YOU

CAN MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES.

I'M SURE THERE ARE.

OKAY, SEE YOU.

>> DOESN'T SOUND TOO GOOD.

>> NO.

I'M NOT FEELING ALICIA RIGHT

NOW, EXCEPT THAT SHE MAKES

AALIYAH HAPPY.

BUT THE BALL IS ROLLING, SO

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND...

[sighs]

GO PICK UP AALIYAH.

[knocking]

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> MORNING.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> WE SPOKE TO ALICIA.

>> OKAY.

>> SHE WAS, OBVIOUSLY, VERY

CURIOUS AND SORT OF SURPRISED...

>> MM-HMM.

>> THAT WE WERE CALLING.

>> THE BAD NEWS IS?

>> SHE DID NOT SEEM SO INTO THE

IDEA OF MEETING UP.

>> IT WASN'T LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.

I'VE BEEN DYING TO MEET AALIYAH

FOR SO LONG."

IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.

>> BUT YOU GUYS GOT HER WHERE

SHE'S WILLING TO?

>> YES.

SHE DID SAY SHE FEELS LIKE SHE

OWES IT TO YOU.

>> MM-HMM.

I'M SCARED.

I'M NERVOUS.

I DON'T WANT TO GET MY HOPES UP

TOO HIGH.

>> WHATEVER'S BEEN KEEPING HER

FROM TAKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO

THE NEXT LEVEL...

>> MM-HMM.

>> IS SOMETHING THAT SHE'S

DEALING WITH AND MAYBE

STRUGGLING WITH.

>> IF SHE LOVES ME HOW SHE'S

BEEN CLAIMING TO, NOTHING ELSE

SHOULD REALLY MATTER.

SO LET'S GO.

I'LL GO GET MY STUFF.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> * TAKE ME DOWN

* WAY UNDERGROUND

* BURY ME, BURY ME

* DEEP DOWN THERE

* THERE ONCE WAS A TIME

* WHEN I NEARLY

* TOUCHED THE DIVIDE

>> ALL RIGHT.

*

>> * BURY ME

* BURY ME, DEEP

>> SO THIS IS IT.

A YEAR LATER.

>> I'M NERVOUS, LIKE, WHAT SHE'S

GONNA SAY.

I'M JUST SCARED.

I KNOW WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MET

YET, BUT IT'S HARD TO THINK OF

HER NOT BEING MY GIRLFRIEND.

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN NERVOUS

LIKE THIS BEFORE?

>> NO.

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS NERVOUS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS HER STREET RIGHT HERE.

>> SHE'S THE CLOSEST PERSON IN

MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

>> WHATEVER HAPPENS, WE'RE HERE

FOR YOU.

>> LET'S GO.

>> YOU READY?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY.

READY?

>> I'M READY.

>> I'LL GO UP AND KNOCK.

[knocking]

HELLO.

>> HI.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> ALICIA?

>> YEAH.

>> WE CAME HERE, OBVIOUSLY, TO

INTRODUCE YOU TO AALIYAH.

YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER,

CLEARLY.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO

SAY?

>> ALL I HAVE TO SAY, GIRL, IF I

WANTED TO MEET YOU...

WE STAY IN THE SAME CITY.

I WOULD HAVE MADE THAT HAPPEN.

>> SO YOU DON'T WANT TO--

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MEET ME?

>> NO, I DON'T!

>> WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU

HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

>> YEAH.

>> IS IT TRUE?

>> AND WHAT?

YEAH, IT'S TRUE.

AND WHAT?

[laughs]

>> SO WHAT ABOUT US?

>> IT'S NOTHING WITH YOU.

>> WHAT YOU MEAN IT'S NOTHING?

>> OH, MY GOD. [laughs]

>> I DONE SENT YOU MONEY.

I DONE--I DONE BOUGHT YOU A

PHONE.

>> AND?

IT WAS A LIE. WHAT?

>> LIKE, YOU EMBARRASSED ME.

>> YOU EMBARRASSED YOURSELF BY

DOING ALL THIS.

[laughs]

>> YOU COULD HAVE BEEN TOLD ME

THIS.

LIKE, I TALK TO YOU EVERY DAY.

YOU COULDN'T TELL ME?

SO--BUT NOW YOU DO?

>> I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR

FEELINGS.

I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR

FEELINGS.

>> BUT IT'S OKAY TO HURT 'EM

NOW?

>> YOU WANTED THIS, SO YOU GOT

IT.

>> WHAT DID YOU WANT?

>> I GUESS I GOT WHAT I WANTED.

>> AND WHAT WAS THAT?

>> WHATEVER YOU GAVE ME.

>> I NEED ALL THAT BACK.

>> [laughs]

>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB?

>> YOU WAS MY JOB.

>> IT'S NOT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE

FEELINGS--

>> DO YOU KNOW YOU RUINED--

>> NO, I DON'T. NO, I DON'T.

>> DO YOU KNOW YOU RUINED MY

LIFE?

>> GIRL, WHATEVER.

>> YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT A JOB.

LIKE, YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH MY

TIME, LIKE--

>> WHATEVER.

OKAY, THEN, SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?

IF I'M NOT WORTH YOUR TIME, WHY

ARE YOU HERE?

WHY ARE Y'ALL HERE THEN?

>> OBVIOUSLY, I THOUGHT YOU

LOVED ME.

>> WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

>> BUT YOU TOLD HER YOU LOVED

HER.

>> SO?

>> TOO BAD YOUR LOOKS DON'T

MATCH YOUR PERSONALITY.

>> YOU DONE?

[giggling]

>> I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

>> I KNOW.

I KNOW YOU'RE [bleep] FURIOUS.

SHH...

>> [crying]

>> SHH.

IT'S OKAY.

YOU'VE GOT EVERY REASON TO BE

REALLY UPSET RIGHT NOW.

>> I DON'T CARE.

>> YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT

ANYTHING.

>> [laughs]

MM-HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> LIKE, SHE JUST LAUGHED IN MY

[bleep] FACE.

OH, I'M SO MAD.

I FEEL LIKE--OOH!

[exhales]

>> SO IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MEET

AALIYAH, WHICH YOU SAY YOU

DIDN'T, WHY DID YOU AGREE TO

MEET US TODAY?

>> 'CAUSE I GUESS I JUST KIND OF

WANTED IT TO BE OVER.

>> SO YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

>> YEAH.

>> AND YOU CARE ABOUT HIM?

>> YES, I DO.

>> DOES HE KNOW ABOUT YOUR

RELATIONSHIP WITH AALIYAH?

>> NO, NOT REALLY.

>> OKAY.

DOES ANYBODY IN YOUR FAMILY?

>> NOPE, SO IT'S NOT THAT

IMPORTANT TO ME.

>> WAS THE REASON YOU WERE IN

THIS RELATIONSHIP JUST 'CAUSE--

>> YEAH, YEAH.

TO GET STUFF FROM HER.

>> AND YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN'T DO

THOSE THINGS FOR YOU?

>> HE DO, BUT MORE THE MERRIER.

>> IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE THAT

YOU TALK TO?

>> YEAH, THIS IS MY JOB.

SO I DO HAVE A JOB.

>> DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT

YOURSELF?

>> YES, I ABSOLUTELY DO.

>> IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?

>> NO, IT DOESN'T.

>> SO YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT

SIDE OF HER BEFORE?

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT

PERSON WAS.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> OH, SHE TALKS TO OTHER PEOPLE

ONLINE TOO AND GETS MONEY FROM

THEM.

BASICALLY, SHE'S A CON ARTIST.

SHE JUST GETS MONEY FROM PEOPLE

ON THE INTERNET.

I TRIED TO GET HER TO ACTUALLY

COMMUNICATE WITH ME.

SHE JUST SORT OF SHUT DOWN.

>> I'M GONNA GO AND SEE IF I CAN

GET SOME OF OUR QUESTIONS

ANSWERED.

MAYBE THERE'S MORE TO IT.

[sighs]

>> I'M GONNA JUMP IN THE FRONT.

>> I'M A REAL PERSON.

I HAVE REAL FEELINGS.

I FEEL LIKE SHE'S NOT EVEN

[bleep] HUMAN.

>> YOU REACHED OUT TO HER.

YOU KEPT IT GOING.

>> BUT SHE WAS TALKING TO ME

TOO.

>> SURE, BUT SHE LOVES YOU.

>> HOW COULD SHE REALLY LOVE ME?

SHE NEVER EVEN MET ME IN PERSON.

>> YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE CAN FALL

IN LOVE OVER THE PHONE.

>> I WOULDN'T.

>> I THINK YOU HAVE.

I FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO BE IN

THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND THAT YOU

JUST CAN'T ADMIT IT.

>> I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU.

>> ALICIA?

HEY.

I JUST REALLY WANT TO HEAR YOUR

SIDE OF THE STORY, AND IF YOU

CARED AT ALL ABOUT AALIYAH AT

ANY POINT, YOU'D AT LEAST JUST

GIVE YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.

IF THE CAMERAS WEREN'T HERE,

ARE YOU NOT AT ALL INTERESTED IN

AALIYAH?

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK THAT YOU

LIKE HER.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE HER

SEXUALLY OR NOT--THAT'S YOUR

BUSINESS--BUT I DEFINITELY THINK

THAT YOU MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF

REAL FRIENDSHIP, 'CAUSE IT

WOULDN'T HAVE GONE ON 10 MONTHS.

SO IT WASN'T ABOUT THE

iPHONE?

WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN

MAYBE TALKING TO HER TOMORROW?

ALL RIGHT.

MAYBE WE'LL COME BY TOMORROW

WITH HER, IF SHE WANTS TO.

>> YEAH.

SEE YOU TOMORROW MAYBE.

>> PEACE.

>> LATER.

OKAY, SHE ADMITTED TO CARING

ABOUT YOU AS A FRIEND AND NOT--

NOT AS A ROMANTIC--

>> HOW COULD SHE CARE ABOUT ME

AS A FRIEND IF SHE WAS WILLING

TO LEAD ME ON THINKING THAT SHE

CARED ABOUT ME AS A GIRLFRIEND,

KNOWING THAT WOULD HURT ME?

WHAT TYPE OF FRIEND

INTENTIONALLY HURTS SOMEONE?

>> * MY HEART IS MADE OUT

* OF MANY PIECES

* EACH ONE OF THEM

* IS PART OF ONE LOVE

>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

>> PRAY FOR HER.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

[chuckles]

>> YOU WOULD PRAY FOR HER?

>> YEAH, PRAY THAT GOD HELP HER.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE IT ALL.

WHAT KIND OF PERSON COULD DO

THIS?

>> AND NOW, MORE CATFISH: THE

TV SHOW.

STICK AROUND.

>> both: HEY.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M SO-SO...

I FEEL DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW, NOT

TALKING TO ALICIA ANYMORE.

SHE WAS ONE OF THE MOST

IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE, SO

I KIND OF FEEL, LIKE, ALONE NOW.

>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

READY TO DO THIS?

>> YEAH.

[knocking]

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> IS IT ALL RIGHT IF WE COME

IN?

>> YEAH.

>> GREAT.

COME ON IN, GUYS.

AALIYAH, DO YOU WANT TO SIT WITH

ME OVER HERE?

WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU

FOR INVITING US OVER.

I CAN JUST GIVE YOU THE FLOOR,

IF YOU'D LIKE?

>> OKAY.

I WANT TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY IF

I LED YOU ON TO THINK THAT I WAS

IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, BUT

I'M NOT A LESBIAN.

AND I HAD, LIKE, NO REAL

INTENTIONS OF BEING IN A

RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

>> I WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH

YOU, SO I CAN'T JUST GET RID OF

THOSE FEELINGS, 'CAUSE I TRULY

DID CARE.

NOTHING.

SO ALL OF IT WAS FAKE?

>> LOOK, MY FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU,

THAT WAS REAL, BUT AS FAR AS ME,

LIKE, BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

WITH YOU, THAT PART WAS FAKE.

>> [sighs]

>> YESTERDAY, YOU KIND OF SAID

THAT THE REASON WHY YOU WERE

DOING ALL THIS WAS TO GET STUFF.

>> SHE WAS, LIKE, OFFERING ME

STUFF.

WASN'T LIKE I WAS SAYING,

"GIVE ME THIS.

GIVE ME THIS."

>> I FELT LIKE WE WERE A COUPLE,

AND WHATEVER YOU NEEDED, IF I

HAD IT, YOU WERE WELCOME.

>> [sighs]

I'M SORRY.

>> HAS ANYONE EVER DONE THIS TO

YOU?

>> YES.

SOMEBODY, LIKE, I TRUSTED USED

ME AND HURT ME REAL BAD, SO,

LIKE, I NEVER HAVE, LIKE, REAL

CONNECTIONS WITH PEOPLE.

LIKE, I JUST WANT STUFF FROM

PEOPLE.

THAT'S NOT HOW I WANT PEOPLE

TO LOOK AT ME, LIKE I JUST GO

AROUND DOING STUFF LIKE THAT TO

PEOPLE.

>> I FEEL LIKE I CAN STOP THE

ANGER I HAVE TOWARDS YOU, 'CAUSE

YOU DID APOLOGIZE.

YOU ADMITTED THAT YOU DID

SOMETHING WRONG.

I HOPE THAT YOU NEVER DO THIS TO

ANYONE ELSE, BECAUSE THE WAY I

FEEL, LIKE, IS ONE OF THE WORST

FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

I FEEL LIKE I LOST MY BEST

FRIEND.

>> I'M SORRY.

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, WHY I DO

STUFF LIKE THAT.

THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO,

LIKE, FIGURE OUT FOR MYSELF.

LIKE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.

>> WELL, THAT'S AN INCREDIBLY

BRAVE THING TO SAY.

YOU CAN TOTALLY CHANGE WHO YOU

ARE.

I MEAN, IT TAKES A LOT OF HARD

WORK, BUT YOU MAKE THE DECISION,

AND THINGS START CHANGING RIGHT

AWAY.

>> THANK YOU.

>> MAYBE, DOWN THE LINE, WE CAN

BE FRIENDS.

>> I HAPPEN TO THINK YOU SHOULD

GIVE HER THE iPHONE BACK.

>> [laughs]

YOU WANT IT BACK?

>> YOU CAN KEEP IT.

I'M NOT GONNA PAY ANY MORE OF

YOUR BILLS, BUT YOU COULD

DEFINITELY KEEP IT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WELL, THAT'S AN UNBELIEVABLY

GENEROUS AND INCREDIBLY MATURE

MOVE ON YOUR PART.

OKAY.

WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE.

>> WHICH WAY?

>> THIS WAY.

>> [giggles]

>> ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THIS IS GOOD-BYE FOR US.

IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

>> I GUESS IT WAS NICE MEETING

YOU FOR ME TOO.

>> BYE.

>> BYE.

>> * I'VE GOT YOU *

* FOR THE NIGHT

* GHOST OR NOT

>> THANK YOU.

>> * BUT YOU DISAPPEAR

* IN THE LIGHT

* WHEN YOUR SHADOW'S CAUGHT *

* YOU DISAPPEAR IN THE LIGHT

>> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT THIS WAS

ALL FAKE TO HER.

I JUST REALLY DON'T.

EITHER WAY, YOU DESERVE SOMEONE

WHO'S--

>> TRULY LOVES ME.

>> YES.

[phone line ringing]

>> HEY, ALICIA.

>> HI.

>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> I'M GOOD.

>> HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN WE

LEFT?

WE HAD A PRETTY INTENSE TWO DAYS

TOGETHER.

>> I LEARNED FROM IT.

I DO TRY TO USE PEOPLE, AND I

SHOULDN'T DO THAT.

THAT'S WRONG.

>> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO SOME

COOL THINGS, ALICIA.

>> AND GOOD LUCK WITH

EVERYTHING.

>> YOU TOO.

>> BYE.

>> BYE, ALICIA.

>> BYE.

>> HEY!

>> AALIYAH!

>> I MISS YOU GUYS A LOT.

>> WE MISS YOU TOO.

>> HOW IS EVERYTHING?

>> EVERYTHING IS FINE.

I'VE JUST BEEN TRYING TO GET

OVER ALICIA, SLOWLY BUT SURELY.

>> I PROMISE YOU, BASED ON HOW

FUN AND SMART AND BEAUTIFUL

YOU ARE YOU WILL MEET SOMEONE

AMAZING, AND I'M SURE IT WILL

HAPPEN SOONER THAN LATER.

>> THANKS, SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

>> OKAY, BYE.

GET MARRIED.

>> HEY, SAM, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU GET A

STRAIGHT RAZOR SHAVE?

>> THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.

>> THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE HELD

KNIVES TO MY THROAT HAVE BEEN

EX-GIRLFRIENDS.

>> WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

>> IS IT NORMAL FOR HIM TO BE

BLEEDING SO MUCH.

>> [laughs]

>> OOH.

>> LIKE A BABY'S BOTTOM.

>> READY TO HIT THE TOWN, MY

FRIEND?

>> YEAH. LET'S DO IT.

>> LET'S GET YOU MARRIED.

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