Catfish: The TV Show (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Sunny & Jamison - full transcript

Meet Nev and Max from MTV's newest reality series, Catfish: The TV Show - and find out just who (or what) is a Catfish.

>> YOU WANT TO TALK FOR A
SECOND, OR YOU WANT TO GET OUT
AND DO IT?
>> WHERE--WHERE DO I GO?
>> WELL, I'M GONNA GO WITH YOU.
WE'RE GONNA JUST CHECK IT OUT.
WE'RE GONNA KNOCK ON THE FRONT
DOOR.
>> SOMETHING'S GONNA GO WRONG.
I JUST KNOW IT.
I JUST KNOW IT.
>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW UNLESS
WE, LIKE, TAKE THE PLUNGE.
>> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
>> HELLO?
WE WERE LOOKING FOR JAMISON.
>> WHAT?
>> HI, I'M NEV.
A COUPLE YEARS AGO, I FELL IN
LOVE ONLINE.
TURNS OUT MY CRUSH WASN'T WHO I
THOUGHT SHE WAS.
I THOUGHT I FELL IN LOVE WITH
MEGAN, BUT MEGAN WAS REALLY
ANGELA.
I WAS HEARTBROKEN.
BUT THE WEIRDEST PART OF IT ALL?
ANGELA AND I ACTUALLY BECAME
FRIENDS.
NOT ONLY THAT, MY BROTHER AND
HIS FILMMAKING PARTNER SHOT THE
WHOLE THING AND TURNED IT INTO
A DOCUMENTARY THAT WAS A PRETTY
BIG HIT.
SUDDENLY MY INBOX WAS EXPLODING
WITH EMAILS.
"WHEN I SAW YOUR MOVIE CATFISH,
I COULDN'T BELIEVE THE
SIMILARITIES."
IT FELT LIKE EVERYONE ON THE
INTERNET WANTED TO TELL ME ABOUT
THEIR BIZARRE ONLINE ROMANCE.
I SHOULD JUST PURSUE EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THESE LEADS, AND
WE SHOULD MAKE A SHOW OF IT.
>> [vocalizing]
>> SO THAT'S WHAT WE DECIDED TO
DO.
I'M HITTING THE ROAD WITH MY
FILMMAKER BUDDY MAX AND A CREW
FROM MTV TO HELP PEOPLE MEET
THEIR ONLINE LOVES FOR THE FIRST
TIME.
OKAY, I THINK THIS IS IT.
IT'S GO TIME RIGHT NOW.
>> GO TIME.
>> ALL RIGHT.
IS THE PERSON THEY'VE FALLEN FOR
TELLING THE TRUTH?
>> MAYBE SHE'S, LIKE, SOME SUPER
SEXY FARMER'S DAUGHTER.
>> OR HIDING BEHIND LIES?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I JUST WANT
TO CRY.
>> WILL THEY FIND LOVE?
>> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
>> OR HEARTACHE?
>> DEFINITELY DID NOT SEE THIS
COMING.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
RIGHT NOW.
>> NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, WE'RE
HERE TO HELP SOLVE THE MYSTERY.
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE IT'S YOU.
>> HOPEFULLY FIND THE LIGHT AT
THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
IF IT'S, YOU KNOW, HAPPY OR NOT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU BLATHERING
ABOUT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
CATFISH,THE MOVIE, WAS MY
STORY.
CATFISH: THE TV SHOWIS YOURS.
ALL RIGHT, MAX, I'M SIGNING IN
TO MY EMAIL.
>> UH-OH.
>> YEAH.
>> ONLY CRAZINESS COMES FROM
THAT.
WHAT DO WE GOT? LET'S SEE.
>> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE.
>> GIVE ME SOMETHING JUICY.
>> OKAY.
ARE YOU ROLLING?
>> I'M ROLLING NOW.
>> HERE'S A REALLY GOOD ONE.
"DEAR NEV, MY NAME IS
SUNNY CROSS.
I'M A 21-YEAR-OLD NURSING
STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF
ARKANSAS.
I'M IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP
WITH THE GREATEST GUY EVER.
HE IS A TOTALLY HOT, FUNNY,
SMART, SUCCESSFUL GUY WHO I FELL
FOR RIGHT AWAY."
[upbeat music]
"WE SPEND MOST OF OUR DAYS
TALKING ON THE PHONE, TEXTING,
EMAILING, IM'ING FOR HOURS UPON
HOURS.
WE TALK ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE,
GETTING MARRIED, AND HAVING KIDS
SOME DAY."
>> ♪ I'M TRYING TO IMPROVISE
>> "ONE PROBLEM: WE HAVEN'T MET
YET, AND I'M NOT SURE WHY.
EVERY TIME WE'RE ABOUT TO MEET,
SOMETHING COMES UP, AND I JUST
CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO HOLD HIM IN MY
ARMS AND KISS HIM ALL NIGHT
LONG, BUT I'M AFRAID TO DO IT
ALONE.
I NEED THE HELP OF SOMEONE WHO'S
BEEN THROUGH THIS EXPERIENCE
BEFORE, AND THAT'S YOU.
PLEASE HELP.
I'M DESPERATE TO FINALLY PUT AN
END TO THE GUESSING AND MEET THE
MAN OF MY DREAMS."
>> WOW.
>> LIKE, I WANT TO GO MEET THIS
GIRL, AND I WANT TO HELP HER AND
TAKE HER TO MEET THE GUY OF HER
DREAMS.
I'M GONNA VIDEO CALL HER.
READY?
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> LET'S SEE.
>> HELLO?
>> HEY. NEV HERE.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
>> GOOD TO MEET YOU TOO.
>> JUST READ YOUR EMAIL.
SO TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY.
>> HE'S A MODEL IN L.A., AND SO
HE'S OBVIOUSLY ALWAYS ON THE
RUN.
>> WOULD YOU SAY THAT JAMISON IS
LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW?
>> YOU HAVE THAT RIGHT.
>> AND JAMISON DOESN'T DATE
OTHER GIRLS?
>> NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
>> HAVE YOU EVER JUST SKYPED
WITH HIM LIKE THIS.
>> NEVER.
WE ALWAYS TALK ON THE PHONE, AND
I GUESS WE NEVER REALLY...
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU HOPING IS THE
END RESULT?
WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO GET OUT
OF ALL OF THIS?
>> I WOULD OBVIOUSLY SEE US
TOGETHER IN THE END.
>> YOU'RE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS
TO MEET THIS GUY?
>> I KNOW.
>> WE'RE READY TO DO THIS.
WE'RE READY TO COME MEET YOU IN
ARKANSAS, AND I WANT, LIKE,
FAIRY TALE LOVE STORY ENDING
JUST LIKE YOU.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> GREAT.
[chuckles]
>> BYE, GUYS.
>> BYE.
WE'RE GONNA FLY TO ARKANSAS AND
MEET THIS CHICK.
>> WE'RE ALL GOING TO ARKANSAS,
GUYS.
>> HOPEFULLY FIND THE LIGHT AT
THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
IF IT'S, YOU KNOW, HAPPY OR NOT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU BLATHERING
ABOUT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music] ♪

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
>> HEY.
[laughter]
>> HEY.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> SO I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF
PEOPLE HERE.
MAX YOU MET ON SKYPE.
>> [chuckles] YES.
YOU GUYS COME ON IN.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, COOL.
GUYS, COME ON.
LET'S--LET'S HEAD IN.
OH, IT'S SO MUCH COOLER IN HERE.
>> I KNOW.
>> WOW, YOU'RE REALLY READY.
>> I AM.
[laughter]
>> WEDDING MAGAZINE.
>> I KNOW.
>> YIKES.
>> I KNOW.
>> I JUST WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT
WHAT YOU'VE--LIKE HOW THIS
RELATIONSHIP STARTED...
>> OKAY.
>> AND REALLY GET--I WANT, LIKE,
THE DETAILS.
>> OKAY.
SUMMER IS MY SISTER.
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND, AND SHE
WAS ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH
JAMISON A FEW DAYS BEFORE I EVEN
WAS, JUST ON FACEBOOK, AND YOU
KNOW HOW IT IS, YOU SEE A CUTE
GUY ON FACEBOOK WHEN YOU
AUTOMATICALLY WANT TO BE THEIR
FRIEND TOO.
>> RIGHT.
>> THE FIRST CONVERSATION WE
EVER HAD, I THINK, WAS 3 HOURS
AND 25 MINUTES.
>> WOW, THAT'S CRAZY, MAX.
>> IT IS.
>> HAVE YOU EVER HAD A
THREE-HOUR CONVERSATION WITH
ANYONE?
>> NOT--NOT FOR--IN 20 YEARS.
>> TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES.
>> OKAY, HE IS A MODEL FOR
RE:QUEST MODELING AGENCY.
>> OKAY.
>> HE'S GOING TO BE A
ANESTHESIOLOGIST.
HE DOES ONLINE CLASSES.
>> OKAY.
>> BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY HE CAN'T
REALLY GO TO CLASS WITH EVERYONE
ELSE.
>> HE TAKES CLASSES ONLINE TO BE
AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST?
>> YEAH, HE'S SO SMART.
HE IS ONE OF THE WRITERS FOR
CHELSEA LATELY,AND HE WRITES,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, ALL THE CUE
CARDS AND EVERYTHING.
>> THAT SEEMS CRAZY, THOUGH.
DOESN'T THAT SEEM WEIRD TO YOU?
>> YES, IT'S VERY WEIRD.
>> WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
'CAUSE LIKE--THESE GUYS'LL TELL
YOU THAT YOU DON'T MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY WRITING CUE CARDS.
>> THAT--YEAH, I MEAN, THAT'S
TRUE, BUT MODELING IS WHAT HE
REALLY DOES.
THAT'S WHERE HE MAKES HIS MONEY
FROM.
>> THOSE MODELS MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY.
>> I KNOW. I KNOW.
>> YEAH.
>> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR
CONNECTION WITH JAMISON.
>> WE HAVE A VERY EMOTIONAL
CONNECTION.
WE HAVE A LOT OF THE SAME
INTERESTS, YOU KNOW--NURSING,
ANESTHESIOLOGIST.
THE CHANCE OF US MEETING AND THE
CONNECTION WE'VE BUILT IS REALLY
SOMETHING ONCE IN A LIFETIME.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S PLENTY OF
PEOPLE OUT THERE CLOSER, BUT YOU
CAN'T HELP WHAT THE HEART WANTS.
IT JUST DOES.
>> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAM LIFE
WITH JAMISON.
>> TO MARRY HIM AND POP OUT A
FEW LITTLE YOUNGSTERS, YOU KNOW.
HE'S VERY SEXY.
I THINK A LOT OF IT IS ABOUT
THAT KIND OF LUST AT FIRST, THAT
ATTRACTION.
>> YOU THINK YOU COULD TEACH HIM
A THING OR TWO?
>> [scoffs] YEAH.
I WAS A GYMNAST FOR TEN YEARS.
YES.
[giggles]
>> WHAT MAKES YOU SO
100% CERTAIN THAT THIS GUY IS
EXACTLY WHO HE SAYS HE IS?
>> I GUESS A LOT OF IT, YOU GET
THAT GUT FEELING ABOUT THINGS,
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU KNOW.
AND MY FEELINGS IN EIGHT MONTHS,
I'VE NEVER HAD THAT GUARD GO UP.
I'M 100% SURE THAT HE IS WHO HE
SAYS HE IS, BECAUSE, I MEAN, OR
ELSE I WOULD BE, I MEAN--I MEAN,
I'D BET EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE ON
THIS.
>> OKAY. SHOW ME.
>> SHOW YOU--YOU WANT ME TO SHOW
YOU PICTURES?
HE'S VERY SEXY.
THAT'S LIKE MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE
RIGHT THERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I JUST LIKE THE SEXY GLASSES.
>> YEAH, WHAT A JAW.
YEAH, HE'S GOT, LIKE, THIS
CHISELED JAW.
>> MM-HMM.
>> NICE SMILE.
YOU CALL HIM JAMISON KING.
>> YEAH, I CALL HIM JAMISON.
MOST PEOPLE CALL HIM RJ.
[cell phone beeps]
WAIT, HE JUST TEXTED ME.
>> WHAT DID IT SAY?
>> HE JUST TEXTED ME AND SAID,
"WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?"
>> LOOKING AT HOT PICTURES OF
YOU.
I'M GOOD AT FLIRT-TEXTING.
>> YEAH.
HE GOES, "I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE OKAY, BOO BOO."
AND HE SENT ME THE LITTLE POOPY
FACE, 'CAUSE THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
WE JUST ALWAYS SEND FUNNY
THINGS.
>> YEAH, A LOT.
I SEE THERE'S JUST, LIKE, TONS
OF TEXTS.
>> YEAH.
>> WHO'S THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
LADY?
>> THAT'S HIS SISTER.
>> OH.
>> THAT'S ONE OF HIS SISTERS.
>> OH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
>> THAT WAS KILLED IN THE CAR
CRASH.
>> WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> ALL THREE OF HIS SISTERS WERE
KILLED IN A CAR CRASH.
>> THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE
EVER HEARD.
>> I KNOW.
>> I MEAN, FOR SOMEONE TO GO
THROUGH THAT.
>> I KNOW.
THAT'S A CONVERSATION THAT WE
ALWAYS STEER CLEAR OF, THAT
TOPIC.
SO, YEAH, IT'S REALLY SAD.
>> WOW.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA GO, SORT OF,
LIKE, PROCESS, THINK, COLLECT
OURSELVES.
WE'LL BE BACK LATER TO PICK UP--
>> DO I AT LEAST GET A HUG
GOOD-BYE?
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> OKAY.
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
>> YEAH, WE'LL SEE YOU IN A
LITTLE BIT.
>> OKAY, BYE.
>> SO MAYBE IT'S ALL TRUE.
AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
IS THERE AN EXPLANATION FOR
EVERYTHING?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
THERE ARE A COUPLE HOLES HERE.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY'S LIFE
IS SO OVER THE TOP.
>> THAT LIFE CAN EXIST.
IT'S JUST VERY UNUSUAL.
WE NEED TO SPEND A LITTLE BIT
MORE TIME, LIKE, REALLY
INVESTIGATING.
I WANT TO LOOK THIS GUY UP.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> FIND OUT WHAT HIS DEAL IS.
>> FIND OUT WHAT HIS DEAL IS.
>> ALL RIGHT, BREAK OUT THE
COMPUTER.
>> YEAH.
>> LET'S LIST OFF THE THINGS
THAT WE KIND OF HAVE TO FOLLOW
UP ON.
>> ALL RIGHT.
SO RJ KING.
LET'S JUST IDENTIFY EXACTLY WHO
THAT IS.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST--I KIND
OF WANT TO START THERE.
SO A LOT COMES UP.
>> INTERVIEW.
>> THERE'S AN INTERVIEW.
LET'S JUST SEE WHAT THAT LOOKS
LIKE.
"A GENUINELY SWEET, MODEST, AND
ADORABLY HANDSOME BOY WITH A
MATCHING REPUTATION."
>> HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
HE SAYS IN THIS PART, "MY OTHER
TWO SISTERS, JULIE AND CAITLIN,
ARE RIDICULOUS--"
"ARE," PRESENT TENSE.
"RIDICULOUS ATHLETES, AND PLAY
SOCCER AT AUBURN.
MY SISTER JULIE WAS JUST NAMED
AN ACADEMIC ALL-AMERICAN."
>> OKAY, SO HE HAS THREE
SISTERS, AND THEY ARE VERY MUCH
ALIVE.
[laughs]
>> IT WOULD APPEAR SO.
I MEAN, UNLESS HE'S GOT, LIKE,
THREE MORE SISTERS.
UNLESS HE'S GOT, LIKE, SIX
SISTERS AND THREE OF THEM DIED.
>> THAT'S NOT TOTALLY
IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THAT
WOULD--THAT'S CRAZY.
>> LOOK UP CHELSEA HANDLER
PRODUCTIONS OR WHATEVER.
BORDERLINE AMAZING PRODUCTIONS,
TAPED IN LOS ANGELES,
CALIFORNIA.
>> OKAY, SO YOU HAVE THE NUMBER
NOW, SO--
>> I'VE GOT THE NUMBER.
>> SO, WHEN WE CALL, WE'RE GONNA
GET, LIKE, AN INTERN.
ARE YOU GONNA ASK FOR SOMEONE?
OR JUST, LIKE, WHO DO YOU ASK?
WHO'S GONNA ANSWER THIS?
>> HOW ABOUT WE'RE THINKING OF
HIRING SOMEONE?
ARE WE LYING?
OR WE SAY WE'RE JUST--
>> NO, JUST SAY, "HEY, CAN I
TALK TO RJ KING?"
THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.
>> SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST SAY
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A REFERENCE ON
SOMEONE WHO WORKED THERE.
>> GOT IT.
[phone ringing]
HERE, HERE.
YOU--YOU DO IT.
[phone ringing]
>> CHELSEA LATELY.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
I'M LOOKING FOR A REFERENCE.
UH, RJ KING.
UH, RJ KING. YEAH, OR PERHAPS JAMISON KING.
YEAH, OR PERHAPS JAMISON KING.
THEY WERE, LIKE, A PRODUCTION
ASSISTANT WITH--LIKE, DOING CUE
CARDS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS,
UH, JOBS LIKE THAT.
UH, JOBS LIKE THAT. OH.
OH.
HMM, OKAY.
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OKAY, BYE-BYE.
>> OKAY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> BYE.
>> OKAY, THERE'S NO CUE CARDS.
>> THERE ARE NO CUE CARDS AND,
OBVIOUSLY, HE'S NOT A WRITER, SO
THE CHELSEA HANDLER THING IS
OUT.
>> A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT
JAMISON HAS SAID DON'T CHECK
OUT.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT.
>> CORRECT.
>> WE SHOULD CALL.
BASICALLY, I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD
JUST CALL HIM.
>> WHY NOT?
>> AND ASK HIM.
>> YOU MAY AS WELL JUST CUT TO
THE CHASE.
>> YIKES.
[phone ringing]
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?
>> [laughs]
[phone ringing]
>> HE'S GONNA HAVE MY [bleep]
>> HE'S GONNA HAVE MY [bleep] PHONE NUMBER.
PHONE NUMBER.
HEY, JAMISON.
HEY, IT'S NEV.
I'M, UH, FRIENDS WITH SUNNY.
I'M, UH, FRIENDS WITH SUNNY. WHAT'S--WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S--WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, REALLY?
NICE.
UM, WHERE ARE YOU?
UM, OKAY, WELL, I WANTED TO FIND
OUT WHERE YOU WERE BECAUSE I
WANTED TO BRING SUNNY TO COME
MEET YOU, BUT WE'RE IN ARKANSAS.
SO, THAT'S FAR.
BECAUSE, UM, SUNNY WAS TELLING
BECAUSE, UM, SUNNY WAS TELLING ME THAT YOU LIVE IN L.A.
ME THAT YOU LIVE IN L.A.
UM, 'CAUSE I'M--I'M FROM NEW
YORK.
THAT'S WHERE I GREW UP, AND,
UH--
UH-- DO YOU EVER COME TO NEW YORK?
DO YOU EVER COME TO NEW YORK?
FOR WORK?
RIGHT.
WHERE DO YOU--WHERE DO YOU--
WHERE DO YOU USUALLY STAY
WHEN YOU'RE IN NEW YORK?
UM, I GREW UP, LIKE, ON THE
UPPER WEST SIDE.
YEAH, WHERE--LIKE, WHERE?
I'M JUST SO CURIOUS, 'CAUSE, UM,
I GREW UP THERE, SO I WOULD JUST
BE CURIOUS TO KNOW WHERE YOU
STAY.
[phone beeps]
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT?
>> FAILED CALL, OR HE'S HANGING
UP.
>> THAT'S--THAT'D BE SO WEIRD.
>> HE--HE SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS
BRACES AND HE'S 14 YEARS OLD.
I MEAN, I COULD LIE BETTER THAN
THIS.
>> SHOULD I CALL HIM AGAIN?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. [phone ringing]
[phone ringing]
>> NO, THAT'S COOL.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
ANYWAY, SO, YEAH, SO, I'M--I'M
JUST STARTING TO BECOME FRIENDLY
WITH SUNNY, AND I THINK SHE'S
AMAZING.
SHE CARES ABOUT YOU A LOT, AND
WE TOTALLY WANT YOU GUYS TO
WE TOTALLY WANT YOU GUYS TO MEET.
MEET.
JAMISON?
HMM.
HMM. YEAH, HEY.
YEAH, HEY.
YEAH, HEY. OKAY, NO BIG DEAL.
OKAY, NO BIG DEAL.
OKAY.
IS THAT COOL THAT WE COME AND--
AND--AND MEET YOU IN--IN
TUSCALOOSA, WITH EVERYONE?
>> MM-HMM.
>> COOL.
SO, WE'LL BRING YOU GUYS
TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT GOES--HOW
IT GOES.
UH, OKAY.
UH, OKAY. BONSOIR.
BONSOIR.
RILEY JAMISON.
>> YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT BEING HARD
ENOUGH ON HIM.
YOU'RE LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH
[bleep].
YOU'RE JUST LETTING HIM GET AWAY
WITH STUFF.
>> I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT JUST
GONNA BE A [bleep] ON THE PHONE
TO SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU'RE NOT BEING A [bleep].
HE'S BEING A [bleep] IF HE'S
LYING TO HER FOR EIGHT MONTHS.
>> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY.
I CAN'T JUST BE MEAN TO SOMEONE
I DON'T KNOW.
>> DUDE, YOU'RE MEAN TO PEOPLE
YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE TIME.
>> IF THEY DESERVE IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M RESERVING ALL JUDGMENTS.
I'M JUST CONCERNED THAT WE'RE
GONNA BRING SUNNY TO ALABAMA,
AND WE'RE GONNA MEET THIS PER--
THIS GUY, KID, PERSON, AND IT'S
GONNA REALLY BREAK SUNNY'S
GONNA REALLY BREAK SUNNY'S HEART.
HEART.
>> WHAT DO WE THINK IS GOING ON
HERE? 'CAUSE WE'RE--
[alarm dinging]
PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON, PLEASE.
THIS IS GONNA BE [bleep] DONE
ALL DAY.
>> I HATE BEING BULLIED INTO
SAFETY.
SAFETY. >> ALL RIGHT, WE ARE HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, WE ARE HERE.
SUNNY.
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> [laughs] HEY.
>> I'M GLAD YOU FOUND IT.
THIS IS MY FRIEND KELLY.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. HI.
>> AND THIS IS ASHLEY.
>> ASHLEY, HI, HOW ARE YOU?
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
>> YES.
>> HERE, COME OVER HERE.
>> OKAY. AM I IN TROUBLE?
>> NO, JUST SOME GOOD NEWS.
SO, I SPOKE TO JAMISON.
>> UH-HUH.
>> HE'S GONNA BE IN TUSCALOOSA,
SO WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA GO
SEE HIM.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
SO, THIS IS, LIKE, IT'S
DEFINITELY HAPPENING NOW.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
SO, WHEN? LIKE...
>> I THINK WE'RE GONNA LEAVE
TONIGHT.
>> TONIGHT?
>> YEAH, AND THEN, TOMORROW, GO
MEET HIM.
>> YOU'RE LEAVING TODAY?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT TIME?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
LIKE, I'M--BUT I'M LEAVING.
>> [squeals]
>> I KNOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
[all squealing]
>> [laughs]
>> NOW WE HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING
TO WEAR.
>> THAT'S CUTE.
>> I'M JUST CURIOUS.
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> IT'S REALLY ODD TO ME THAT
SOMEBODY COULD BE SO, LIKE, HEAD
OVER HEELS FOR SOMEBODY THAT
THEY'VE NEVER EVEN MET.
LIKE, TO ME, IT'S ODD.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT HAPPENED
TO ME.
IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT?
AS AN OUTSIDER, IT SEEMS CRAZY.
>> IT DOES, BUT WHEN YOU'RE ON
THE--I GUESS, WHEN YOU'RE IN THE
PICTURE, ACCORDING TO HER, LIKE,
IT'S REAL.
IT'S--IT'S YOUR LIFE.
LIKE, YOU WAKE UP TO CALL THAT
PERSON.
YOU GO TO BED, AND YOU CALL THAT
PERSON, YOU KNOW.
>> I'M JUST WORRIED THAT SHE'S
JUST GONNA GET HER HEART BROKEN,
IN THE END OF THE DAY, AND IT'S
EIGHT MONTHS OF BUILDING UP.
LIKE, IT COULD BE INCREDIBLE, IT
COULD BE A LET-DOWN, AND I'M
JUST SO WORRIED THAT WHEN THAT
DAY COMES, IT'S GONNA BE THE
DAY COMES, IT'S GONNA BE THE LET-DOWN.
LET-DOWN.
>> WHAT-WHAT?
>> WHOA.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> ISN'T THAT WHAT WE WANT?
YOU LIKE?
>> IT LOOKS AMAZING.
>> YOU LIKE?
>> I LOVE IT.
>> ARE YOU SUPER EXCITED RIGHT
NOW?
>> YES.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING.
>> [squeals]
>> I'M GONNA JUMP FOR JOY.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.
[Ho Heyby The Lumineers]
>> ♪ I BELONG WITH YOU
♪ YOU BELONG WITH ME
♪ YOU'RE MY SWEETHEART
♪ HEY
>> SO, LET'S JUST STOP AT A
RESTAURANT, 'CAUSE I'M STARVING.
>> YEAH.
>> ♪ LET'S HOPE
♪ HOPE FOR SOME
>> DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE OKAY
IF I, LIKE, HUG HIM FIRST?
KISS HIM?
I WANT HIM TO MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE.
I DON'T--
>> I MEAN, THERE'S NO--YEAH,
THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW HOW IT'S
GONNA BE WHEN YOU FIRST SEE HIM.
>> I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SO NERVOUS
ABOUT, THOUGH.
>> UM, I JUST WANTED TO GO OVER
A COUPLE THINGS WITH YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> WE DID SOME RESEARCH.
>> YEAH, AND THERE ARE SOME
WEIRD THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE
SENSE TO ME.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, ONE IS, WE FOUND AN
INTERESTING ARTICLE, UH, AN
INTERVIEW WITH RJ.
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS
SISTERS, AND THEY WERE ALL FINE,
ALIVE AND WELL.
>> I MEAN, I KNOW THEY'RE NOT
ALIVE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
WOULD LIE ABOUT YOUR SISTERS--
>> RIGHT.
>> BEING DEAD.
OR, UNLESS HE'S JUST SO OVERCOME
WITH GRIEF OR GUILT, I DON'T
KNOW, THAT HE GOES ALONG WITH
IT--I DON'T--SAYING THEY'RE
FINE.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
>> WE ALSO CALLED THE CHELSEA
HANDLER SHOW.
NOT ONLY HAD NO ONE HEARD OF
THIS GUY.
I SAID, HE SAYS HE'S HAD
SOMETHING TO DO WITH CUE CARDS,
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WELL, WE
NEVER HAVE CUE CARDS."
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LITTLE
WEIRD.
>> I MEAN, THERE ARE SO MANY
PEOPLE IN EACH DEPARTMENT.
I'M SURE THAT NOT EVERYONE--
>> YEAH, FINE.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A MINOR
THING, WHERE--I MEAN, MODELING
IS WHAT HE DOES.
LIKE, THIS IS JUST LIKE A--NOT A
HOBBY BUT, LIKE, IT'S--
>> RIGHT.
>> IT'S NOT, LIKE, WHAT PAYS THE
BILLS.
I MEAN, HE'S NOT LYING ABOUT
THAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD.
UH, WHY DO YOU--WHY DO YOU
BELIEVE EVERYTHING HE TELLS YOU?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
'CAUSE I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT TO
GOOGLE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID
THEIR SISTERS HAVE DIED.
WELL, LET ME MAKE SURE YOU'RE
REALLY TA--YOU KNOW?
>> I KNOW, IT SEEMS INSENSITIVE.
>> YEAH, LIKE, WHY WOULD--IF
SOMEONE SAYS THEIR FAMILY'S
DEAD, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE
SURE?
>> WE'RE JUST--JUST KIND OF
SAYING THAT THIS IS--WE'RE JUST
THROWING THIS OUT THERE.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, YOU CAN'T LIE
WHEN YOU ARE ON A BILLBOARD IN
NEW YORK, OR YOU CAN'T LIE, WHEN
I'VE ACTUALLY READ A MAGAZINE
WITH HIM IN THERE.
YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT STUFF.
>> GIVEN ALL THIS NEW
INFORMATION, DO YOU STILL WANT
TO GO MEET HIM?
>> OH, 100% SURE.
I'LL PROBABLY END UP TEARING UP
AND JUST BEING OVERCOME WITH
EMOTION, AND THEN I'LL, UM--I--I
CAN'T--I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S
HAPPENING.
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN, EVER, NEVER.
HAPPEN, EVER, NEVER.
>> OH, SHOES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOES TO WEAR.
>> SUNNY, ARE YOU ALMOST READY?
>> I'M PACKING, 'CAUSE MY
SISTER'S GETTING READY TO COME
OVER.
>> SUMMER?
>> YEAH, I'M NERVOUS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA
THINK.
>> WHAT'S SHE COMING OVER--JUST,
TO, LIKE, TO HANG OUT AND SEE
YOU BEFORE YOU LEAVE?
>> I JUST TOLD HER I WANTED TO
TELL HER ABOUT SOMETHING, SO
WE'LL SEE WHAT SHE THINKS.
>> OH, SO, SHE HAS NO IDEA?
>> YES.
I MEAN, KIND OF.
>> SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH HIM
BEFORE YOU.
>> YEAH, SHE WAS, AND THAT'S
WHAT I'M NERVOUS ABOUT, IS THAT
IT'S GONNA START A FIGHT.
[knocking on door]
COMING.
HEY.
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> HEY, GOOD TO MEET YOU.
>> I'M SUMMER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> YOU GUYS ARE SISTERS?
>> WE ARE.
>> YEAH.
>> STAND AS CLOSE AS YOU--OKAY.
SAME PARENTS?
>> both: YEP.
>> WOW.
WHO'S OLDER?
>> I AM 21. SHE'S 18.
>> WE EITHER LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE,
OR WE LOOK COMPLETELY OPPOSITE,
SO--
>> SHE GOT THE GOODS.
>> WHOA.
>> THAT'S SISTERLY LOVE FOR YOU,
RIGHT THERE.
>> YES, IT IS.
>> QUIT IT.
>> OKAY, SO, I HAVE SOME STUFF
TO TELL YOU.
OKAY, SO, YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH
JAMISON AND I, JUST--
>> YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW, TALKING.
>> YEAH.
>> THEY'RE TAKING ME TO GO SEE
HIM, AND I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW.
>> TODAY.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU MAD?
>> IT'S JUST AWKWARD, LIKE--
>> HOW IS IT AWKWARD?
>> IT'S JUST WEIRD.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING TO
HIM FIRST?
>> YEAH.
IT JUST KIND OF PISSES ME OFF,
'CAUSE IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME,
YOU WOU--YOU'D HAVE NO IDEA
WHO HE IS.
>> I KNOW, THAT'S TRUE.
THAT IS TRUE.
>> SO--
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> I-I MEAN, LIKE, I WAS HOPING
FOR, LIKE, A RELATIONSHIP WITH
HIM, AND THEN YOU SWOOP IN, AND
YOU'RE TELLING HIM YOU LOVE HIM.
YOU JUST PULLED THE RUG RIGHT
FROM UNDERNEATH ME.
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO DO IT TO
YOU, AS A PERSON.
>> I KN--I--WELL, I KNOW, BUT,
LIKE, WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
>> WELL, THERE COMES A POINT
WHERE, YOU KNOW, I MAKE MY OWN
DECISIONS.
>> AND YOU MAKE REALLY STUPID
DECISIONS AS WELL.
>> I MAY MAKE STUPID DECISIONS,
BUT IT'S THE FACT THAT IT'S WHAT
MAKES ME HAPPY AND, YOU KNOW, I
REALLY NEED YOU THERE FOR ME,
REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU AGREE
OR NOT.
>> WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE
FOR YOU.
>> WELL, I MEAN, LIKE--
>> I'M NOT.
I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU, I'M
NOT.
>> BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
JUST BECAUSE YOU TALKED TO HIM
THAT THAT'S YOUR CLAIM FOREVER,
THAT'S YOUR STAMP ON HIM, AND NO
ONE ELSE CAN EVER TALK TO HIM
AGAIN?
>> BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T BE
TALKING TO HIM.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S
JUMPING DOWN MY THROAT.
JUST LET IT FRICKIN' HAPPEN.
WE'LL JUST TALK ABOUT IT WHEN I
GET BACK.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW THINGS
ARE.
>> OKAY, WELL, DON'T BOTHER
TEXTING ME OR CALLING ME OR
ANYTHING, 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
>> OKAY. THAT'S FINE.
>> SO...
>> SO... >> SWEET.
>> SWEET.
>> SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT.
>> SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT. >> IT'S ALL GOOD.
>> IT'S ALL GOOD.
>> HEY.
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH, I'M FINE.
>> I MEAN, YOU GOT--YOU EXPECTED
THAT, I GUESS, A LITTLE.
>> I MEAN, OH, I GUESS IT WENT
A LITTLE BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.
SHE DIDN'T TRY AND KILL ME.
>> OKAY, SO THAT'S GOOD.
>> SO, THAT'S A PLUS.
WHETHER PEOPLE LIKE IT OR NOT,
WE'RE GOING, SO I REALLY DON'T
GIVE A [bleep] WHAT ANYONE SAYS.
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
IT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING, SO I NEED
YOU BEHIND ME.
>> YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.
>> OKAY.
IT'S ONLY YOU AND ME.
[laughs]
[laughs] OKAY.
OKAY.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT CAME SO
NATURAL, OVER THE PHONE AND OVER
THE INTERNET, THAT I JUST CAN'T
HELP BUT FEEL LIKE IT WILL NOW,
BUT I-I DON'T KNOW.
[Jack's Flying Theme Part II]
>> ♪ LET OUT YOUR LUNGS, BABE
♪ THEY'VE BEEN HELD
♪ FOR TOO LONG
>> YOU HAVE A CONNECTION WITH
HIM THAT'S SO INTENSE THAT
YOU'RE WILLING TO RISK A
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR SISTER,
AND HOPEFULLY, IT WORKS OUT,
BECAUSE HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET A
CHANCE AT TRUE LOVE?
RIGHT?
I MEAN, IS THAT--AM I WRONG?
>> IT'S NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO
RISK A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY
SISTER.
IT'S THAT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
EVERYONE IS ALWAYS SO JEALOUS OF
OTHER PEOPLE'S HAPPINESS.
>> ♪ LEAVE YOUR LIGHT HERE
♪ LET THIS EASE YOUR MIND
>> THIS IS A LIFE-CHANGING, UH,
ROAD TRIP.
>> ♪ AND THE COLORS
♪ THEY FLOOD MY EYELIDS
>> ARE YOU GETTING NERVOUS,
SUNNY?
>> I AM.
>> 'CAUSE WE ARE GETTING CLOSE.
>> LET'S STOP, REGROUP.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> ♪ EVERYONE
>> ♪ EVERYONE
>> WHAT'S SUNNY DOING RIGHT NOW?
>> SUNNY IS GETTING READY.
SHE'S ABOUT TO MEET THE GUY OF
HER DREAMS.
>> I AM FEELING EXTREMELY
NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.
I DO THINK, WHEN I SEE HIM, IT
WILL BE WHO, PHYSICALLY, I'VE
BEEN PICTURING THE WHOLE TIME,
AND IF IT ISN'T...
[sighs]
GOD, I WILL BE TOTAL--I MEAN, IT
WILL BE THE LIE OF THE CENTURY.
I WILL BE BLOWN AWAY.
[exhales]
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
GOING ON.
[hinges on door squeak]
>> WAIT, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
>> WAIT, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. >> WHAT?
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT? >> [exhales]
>> [exhales]
>> OKAY, I THINK THIS IS IT.
>> NO.
>> THIS IS IT?
>> THIS IS IT.
>> THIS IS IT. >> YEAH, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT.
>> YEAH, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT.
>> YEAH, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT. >> YIKES.
>> YIKES.
>> WHOA.
>> ARE YOU GOOD?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU WANT US JUST--DO YOU WANT
TO TALK FOR A SECOND, OR DO YOU
WANT TO GET OUT AND DO IT?
>> WELL, WHERE--WHERE DO I GO?
>> I'M GONNA GO WITH YOU.
WE'RE GONNA JUST CHECK IT OUT.
WE'RE GONNA KNOCK ON THE FRONT
DOOR AND SEE WH--SEE WHAT'S UP.
>> [exhales] MY GOD.
OKAY.
>> DO YOU WANT TO SAY A PRAYER
OR SOMETHING?
I DON'T KNOW.
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO?
NO, YOU'RE GOOD?
NO, YOU'RE GOOD? YOU WANT TO JUST DO IT?
YOU WANT TO JUST DO IT?
COME ON.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
CAN I HIDE BEHIND THE BUSH?
>> NO, NO.
>> CAN I HIDE BEHIND THAT?
>> OKAY, READY?
>> NO, I'M NOT READY!
[laughs]
>> LISTEN, COME HERE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> LISTEN.
>> SOMETHING'S GONNA GO WRONG, I
JUST KNOW IT.
I JUST KNOW IT.
>> WELL, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
YOU'LL NEVER--YOU'RE--YOU'RE NOT
GONNA KNOW UNLESS WE, LIKE, TAKE
THE PLUNGE.
READY?
READY? [knocking on door]
[knocking on door]
READY?
[knocks on door]
HELLO?
JAMISON?
JAMISON? ANYBODY?
ANYBODY?
THIS IS THE ADDRESS.
>> DO YOU THINK HE'S NOT IN
THERE?
>> I'M NOT SURE.
DO YOU WANT TO LOOK?
>> I'M HAVING SILENCE OF THE
LAMBSFLASHBACKS.
>> I DON'T SEE ANYBODY IN THERE.
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD LOOK.
>> ARE YOU SURE THIS...
THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE WHERE HE
WOULD BE, THOUGH.
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS WAS THE ADD--THIS WAS
DEFINITELY WHAT HE SAID.
>> I MEAN, WE'RE JUST IN THE
MIDDLE OF BUM-[bleep]-EGYPT
RIGHT NOW.
>> I KNOW.
I FEEL WEIRD.
ARE YOU OKAY?
I'M--
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
GOING ON.
[hinges on door squeak]
>> WAIT, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
>> HELLO?
>> HEY.
>> HI.
UH, WE WERE LOOKING FOR JAMISON.
>> I KNOW.
>> SO, IS HE HERE?
>> IT'S ME.
>> THAT'S YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT?
>> UM...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
HEY.
>> HI.
>> HI. >> NEV.
>> NEV.
>> I AM TOTALLY IN TOTAL SHOCK.
>> UM, SUNNY YOU KNOW.
>> YES.
>> OBVIOUSLY.
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> OKAY, SO THAT WAS YOU.
>> YES.
>> OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT...
A MAN.
>> [chuckles] OBVIOUSLY.
>> [laughs]
UM, THIS IS THE PERSON YOU'VE
BEEN TALKING TO.
>> MM-HMM.
>> RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> OKAY.
I--OBVIOUSLY, I'M AT A LITTLE
BIT OF A LOSS FOR WORDS.
>> I AM TOO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY RIGHT
NOW.
I MEAN, IS--AM I BEING PUNK'D
OR WHAT?
>> NO, NOT PUNK'D.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> MY NAME'S CHELSEA.
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
>> WELL, HOW COME YOU'VE BEEN
PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE?
>> UM, IT STARTED OFF A FEW
YEARS AGO, AND THE GIRL WAS
MESSING WITH ME, ALL THIS CRAZY
STUFF ON FACEBOOK, AND I MADE
THE FACEBOOK TO GET REVENGE, AND
IT TURNED INTO SOMETHING IT
REALLY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.
>> SO, YOU'VE--YOU'VE BEEN
PRETENDING TO BE THIS GUY?
>> YES.
>> FOR HOW LONG NOW?
>> UM, AT LEAST FOUR YEARS.
>> WITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT
PEOPLE?
>> PLENTY.
>> LIKE, WITH MY SISTER TOO?
SUMMER?
>> OBVIOUSLY.
>> DOES SHE KNOW?
>> NO.
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> 18.
>> JEEZ.
UH...
>> SO, ARE YOU, LIKE, ATTRACTED
TO GIRLS OR SOMETHING?
>> NO.
>> DO YOU KNOW RJ KING?
>> YES, I DO.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?
>> UH, I KNOW HIM THROUGH HIS
SISTERS.
WE ALL PLAYED SOCCER.
>> RIGHT.
>> WHO ARE ALL STILL ALIVE?
>> YES.
HE REALLY IS A MODEL.
>> BUT SUNNY HAS NEVER SPOKEN TO
HIM?
>> NO.
>> DO YOU FEEL BAD AT ALL?
I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
HAVING A RELATIONSHIP FOR EIGHT
MONTHS, YOU KNOW?
>> I'M SURE YOUR FEELINGS ARE
HURT, AND I'M SURE, WHEN SUMMER
FINDS OUT, HERS ARE GONNA BE
HURT, AND EVERYBODY ELSE, BUT
THIS IS THE ENDING OF IT RIGHT
HERE.
THIS IS WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.
>> IT'S A LITTLE SURPRISING TO
ME THAT YOU'RE NOT MORE
APOLOGETIC.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE SHE HAS A
PERSONALITY DISORDER.
>> I'M--YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M NOT
APOLOG--NO, NO, I DON'T.
>> YOU MUST HAVE MULTIPLE
PERSONALITY DISORDER.
>> NO, NO, I DON'T.
>> YOU SAID THAT SISTERS WERE--
PEOPLE WERE DEAD AND THINGS LIKE
THAT.
I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT?
THAT'S JUST SO [bleep] UP.
I MEAN, YOU MUST BE
A LESBIAN OR SOMETHING.
>> NO, NO, I'M NOT.
I'M NOT.
>> DID YOU FEEL ANY CONNECTION
TO THE PEOPLE YOU'RE DECEIVING?
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE TEXTING WITH
THEM.
>> YOU MEAN, EMOTIONALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> NO.
NOTHING--NOTHING EVER, EVER WAS
EMOTIONAL.
THERE WERE NO STRINGS ATTACHED,
NOTHING.
>> I MAY LOOK LIKE A-A BIG FOOL
ON TV, BUT I PROMISE YOU, YOU'RE
GONNA LOOK TWICE AS [bleep] BAD.
>> OKAY.
>> I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE,
LIKE, WHO THE [bleep] DOES THIS
PERSON THINK THEY ARE?
>> SHE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT SUMMER EVEN
HAD A SISTER.
SHE ADDED THE FACEBOOK, STARTED
TALKING TO ME, SO I TALKED BACK.
>> NORMALLY, IF IT WAS ANY OTHER
PERSON HERE, AND I DIDN'T HAVE
PEOPLE WATCHING ME, AND I KNEW I
COULDN'T BE FILMED, I WOULD TAKE
YOU OUT LIKE NONE OTHER.
>> OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M TWICE YOUR
SIZE.
>> DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE THAT, TO
SOME EXTENT, THERE'S AN ISSUE
WITH YOU?
>> LIKE, YOU NEED TO BE IN A
[bleep] PSYCH WARD OR SOMETHING
OR AN INSANITY INSTITUTE.
>> NO.
>> YES, YOU [bleep] DO.
YOU HAVE NO [bleep] CONSCIENCE
BECAUSE NOTHING BOTHERS YOU.
>> HOW THE [bleep] WOULD YOU
KNOW THAT?
>> HOW--I MEAN, BECAUSE HOW CAN
YOU, LIKE, MENTALLY, JUST, LIKE,
WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, KNOWING,
WAIT, AM I CHELSEA TODAY?
OR AM I RJ?
AM I JAMISON?
OR, WHO AM I?
SO, WHAT DID THIS GIRL DO TO
PISS YOU OFF SO DAMN BAD?
SHE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOU?
IS THAT WHAT IT WAS?
>> NO.
>> WHAT DID SHE DO?
>> SHE SENT ME INAPPROPRIATE
MESSAGES ON FACEBOOK.
>> OH, SO, YOU FELT LIKE SINCE
SOMEONE [bleep] YOU OVER, YOU
HAD TO DO IT TO OTHER PEOPLE.
>> NO, NO.
>> I'LL FIND A WAY TO [bleep]
YOU OVER, TRUST ME.
>> OKAY.
>> LIKE, IT'S NOT--I MEAN, I
DON'T--I-I MEAN, LIKE, IT'S--AND
MY SISTER AND EVERYONE, LIKE,
THAT IS SO WRONG IN SO MANY
WAYS.
I MEAN, LIKE...
I'M DONE.
[exhales]
[Sharon Van Etten's All I Can]
>> ♪ THE SUN IS AT STAKE

>> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT
YOU WANT TO--THAT YOU WOULD WANT
TO SAY?
>> NO.
I'M DONE HERE.
>> ♪ WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
>> QUITE A WILD RIDE, THAT'S FOR
SURE.
>> ♪ MMM MMM MMM
>> ♪ MMM MMM MMM >> HMM.
>> HMM.
>> ALL RIGHT, MAX, WE'RE GOING
IN TO TALK TO CHELSEA.
IN TO TALK TO CHELSEA. [knocks on door]
[knocks on door]
HEY.
HEY. COME ON IN, MAX.
COME ON IN, MAX.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> NOTHING.
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
IT'S DEFINITELY A RELIEF.
>> I'M SURE.
>> TO GET IT ALL OVER WITH.
>> YEAH.
>> I'VE NEVER COME FACE-TO-FACE
AND TOLD THE TRUTH LIKE I HAVE.
IT'S HARD TO SIT HERE AND TELL
YOU, YES, I DID THIS.
>> I MEAN, I KNOW YOU--YOU SPENT
A LOT OF TIME LYING ON THE
INTERNET.
WHERE DID THAT STEM FROM?
>> ME BEING BULLIED THROUGHOUT
HIGH SCHOOL, AND HOW, I MEAN,
THAT SOMEWHAT, YOU KNOW, COULD
HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH
THIS.
I MEAN, THROUGHOUT THE PAST FEW
YEARS, I'VE BEEN CALLED DYKE,
LESBIAN, FAT, FAT-ASS.
EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?
I'VE DEFINITELY MISSED OUT ON A
LOT OF THINGS IN HIGH SCHOOL,
LIKE PROM, DANCES.
I DIDN'T GO TO MOST SPORTING
EVENTS.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE BEING
BULLIED, THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED
TO FEEL, IN SOME WAYS, LIKE YOU
COULD CONTROL AND KIND OF, YOU
KNOW, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE
ELSE?
>> MM-HMM.
>> I THINK IT'S JUST IMPORTANT
TO REMEMBER, AS SOMEONE WHO
STRUGGLED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND
HIGH SCHOOL WITH WHO I WAS AND
BEING COMFORTABLE AND ALSO NOT
BEING POPULAR, IT DEFINITELY
GETS BETTER.
IN SOME WAYS, I THINK IT'S
IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE
YOUR SUCCESS IN THESE
RELATIONSHIPS WITH THESE PEOPLE
IS DUE, IN SOME PART, TO THE
FACT THAT YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND
AND THAT YOU DO CARE.
>> YEAH.
>> SO IMAGINE, IF YOU'RE JUST
YOURSELF, HOW WONDERFUL YOUR
FRIENDSHIPS CAN BE.
>> I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT UNTIL NOW.
YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT.
IF I'M THERE FOR SOMEONE,
OBVIOUSLY THAT'S COMING FROM ME.
>> DO YOU FEEL, IN SOME WAYS,
OBLIGATED TO TALK WITH SUNNY
ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
>> YEAH.
IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO TELL
SUNNY, YOU KNOW, I PRETTY MUCH
SCREWED YOU OVER FOR EIGHT
MONTHS.
>> AND YOU REGRET THAT NOW?
>> OF COURSE.
YEAH, BY ALL MEANS.
>> WHAT ABOUT JUST AN--AN
APOLOGY?
>> IT'S--IT'S ONLY THE RIGHT
THING TO DO.
IF SUNNY IS WILLING TO ACCEPT ME
FOR WHO I AM, THEN, WHY NOT?
FOR WHO I AM, THEN, WHY NOT? WHY NOT GIVE IT A SHOT?
WHY NOT GIVE IT A SHOT?
>> HEY.
>> [laughs]
I'M EXHAUSTED.
>> ANY NEW FEELINGS?
>> NO, I'M JUST STILL IN UTTER
SHOCK.
I'M STILL ANGRY.
I'M STILL PISSED.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> BUT, UM, I THINK THE--IT'S
THE EMOTION OF CONFUSION THAT
HAS TAKEN OVER AT THIS POINT.
>> CHELSEA'S WILLING TO SIT DOWN
WITH YOU AND--AND TALK ABOUT ALL
THIS, SO I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY
THE BEST THING.
>> I'M READY TO GET SOME
ANSWERS, THAT'S--THAT'S FOR
SURE.
I'M READY TO GO FIGURE, WHAT'S
I'M READY TO GO FIGURE, WHAT'S THE ROOT OF ALL THIS?
THE ROOT OF ALL THIS?
I'M REALLY WORRIED JUST ABOUT
BEING MORE HUMILIATED, MORE
EMBARRASSED, IF I GET
EMOTIONALLY CHOKED UP ABOUT
SOMETHING, OR SOMETHING REALLY
HITS ME, YOU KNOW?
>> THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY BREAK
THROUGH AND--AND GET ANYWHERE IS
IF YOU'RE 100% REAL.
IF YOU'RE 100% REAL. >> MM-HMM.
>> MM-HMM.
>> YOU FEEL OKAY?
>> I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT.
>> OKAY?
>> YEAH.
JUST DO IT.
JUST DO IT. [knocks on door]
[knocks on door]
>> AND NOW, MORE CATFISH: THE TV
SHOW.
SHOW. STICK AROUND.
STICK AROUND.
STICK AROUND. [knocks on door]
[knocks on door]
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HEY, I'M ALL RIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> BETTER. HOW ARE YOU?
WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO COME IN?
>> UH, YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO
SEE IF IT WAS OKAY THAT I LEAVE
YOU GUYS TOGETHER FOR A LITTLE
WHILE TO TALK?
>> THAT'S FINE.
>> I FEEL LIKE MAYBE IT'S BEST
IF--IF IT'S JUST YOU GUYS.
IS THAT--IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> IT'S OKAY. >> AND IT'S COOL?
>> AND IT'S COOL?
>> SO, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THE
TRUTH AND ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
THAT YOU HAVE.
>> THE HUGE, BIG QUESTION OF THE
HOUR IS, LIKE, WHY?
LIKE, WHY ME?
WHY, ALL THIS TIME, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, JUST, WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT?
>> UM, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST FEEL LIKE, HOW YOU WERE
THERE ALL THE TIME WAS, LIKE, A
SENSE OF SECURITY, MAYBE.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> BUT I'M JUST SO CONFUSED AT,
LIKE, HOW YOU WOULD SAY INTIMATE
THINGS.
LIKE, HOW CAN YOU BREAK APART
HIS PERSONA AND YOUR PERSONA
WITHOUT FEELING LIKE, THIS IS
REALLY CREEPY, 'CAUSE I'M A
GIRL, AND I'M SAYING, I WANT TO
DO THIS TO YOU, BUT I'M
PRETENDING TO BE A GUY, HOW YOU
COULD NOT QUESTION YOUR
SEXUALITY IN IT.
>> I WOULDN'T SAY I'M OUT.
I WOULD SAY, IF SOMEONE ASKED
ME, I WOULD TELL THEM.
>> YOU ARE A LESBIAN?
>> IF--IF YOU WERE TO ASK ME,
"CHELSEA, ARE YOU BISEXUAL?"
I WOULD SAY, "YEAH."
>> AND HAVE YOU, LIKE, BEEN WITH
GIRLS?
>> NO, NEVER.
>> YOU'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A
GIRL?
>> NO.
>> SO, THEN, IN ESSENCE, THAT
MEANS YOU WERE ATTRACTED TO ME.
>> PHYSICALLY, YES.
LIKE--LIKE, I HONESTLY CARE
ABOUT YOU, BUT I KNOW, AFTER
THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA
CARE ABOUT ME.
>> [sighs]
I FEEL LIKE MY ANGER HAS GONE
AWAY.
AND NOW I'M JUST, YOU KNOW,
OBVIOUSLY HUMILIATED, AND I
REALLY DO FEEL SAD FOR YOU.
BUT I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T JUST
NOT EVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
BECAUSE, LIKE, IT'S JUST TOO
WEIRD OF A CIRCUMSTANCE NOT TO.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO OBVIOUSLY
CHANGE YOUR NAME FROM JAMISON TO
CHELSEA IN MY PHONE, BUT WE'VE
MADE IT THIS FAR.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON WHY
THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED AND IT IS
HOW IT IS.
I MEAN...
>> [laughs]
>> IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU
WANT TO SAY TO SUNNY, NOW THAT
THIS IS SORT OF GOOD-BYE?
>> YEAH.
I MEAN, I TRULY AM SORRY THAT
THIS HAPPENED, YOU KNOW, AND I'M
AT FAULT.
I-I--TRULY, I AM AT FAULT, AND I
TRULY AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING
THAT I DID.
>> WELL, AN APOLOGY IS ALWAYS
WELCOMED IN MY BOOK, AND IT WILL
HELP ME HEAL, THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, IF
SOMEONE TRIES TO FRIEND YOU ON
FACEBOOK?
>> SKYPE. SKYPE, SKYPE, SKYPE.
>> SKYPE.
COME ON, LET'S TAKE SOME--
>> LET ME--LET ME TAKE A PICTURE
OF YOU.
>> YEAH, TAKE A PICTURE OF US,
PLEASE.
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
SO, "FACEBOOK" ON THREE.
>> NO, NOT "FACEBOOK."
"FRIENDS," "FRIENDS," "REAL
FRIENDS" ON THREE.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY?
>> ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> all: FRIENDS.
>> [laughs]
>> [laughs]
>> DID YOU GET IT?
>> I DID.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]

>> CHELSEA, WHAT IS GOING ON?
HOW ARE YOU?
>> PRETTY GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> AWESOME.
>> ♪ TILL THE NIGHT ROLLS IN
♪ TILL THE NIGHT ROLLS IN
>> I FEEL LIKE I'VE CHANGED MY
LIFE AROUND COMPLETELY SINCE WE
FILMED.
>> LIKE, WHAT--WHAT,
SPECIFICALLY, DO YOU FEEL GREAT
ABOUT?
>> YOU KNOW, I JUST TALK TO KIDS
ALL THE TIME ABOUT BEING
BULLIED, AND A LOT OF KIDS WILL
EMAIL ME AND TELL ME WHAT
THEY'RE GOING THROUGH, AND IF I
HELP--IF I CAN HELP THEM, I DO.
I NEVER HAD THAT, SO THAT'S
EXACTLY WHY I'M DOING THIS FOR
THEM TODAY.
>> UM, IT'S REALLY AWESOME TO
HEAR HOW GREAT YOU'RE DOING.
>> ♪ TILL THE NIGHT ROLLS IN
♪ TILL THE NIGHT ROLLS IN
♪ TILL THE NIGHT FALLS IN
>> SUNNY!
WOW, LOOK AT YOU.
YOUR HAIR IS SUPER LONG.
IT LOOKS NICE.
>> ♪ TILL THE NIGHT ROLLS IN
♪ TILL THE NIGHT FALLS IN
♪ YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN
DATING?
>> FOR A WHILE.
>> SO, YOU HOLD HANDS AND STUFF?
>> [laughs]
AND STUFF, YEAH.
>> A REAL BOYFRIEND'S BETTER
THAN AN ONLINE BOYFRIEND?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
>> YEAH.
[laughs]

>> OKAY, SUNNY, MEET RJ.
>> [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
>> RJ, THIS IS SUNNY.
SUNNY WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> WELL, WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A
WHILE, SO--
>> I'VE HEARD, I'VE HEARD.
>> NOW THAT YOU FINALLY HAVE A
CHANCE TO VIDEO CHAT WITH THIS
GUY--
>> HE'S JUST AS GORGEOUS IN
FRONT OF ME AS HE WAS ON HIS
PICTURES.
[laughs]
>> UM, ANYWAY, THIS WAS AWESOME.
YOU GUYS, UH, I REALLY CAN'T
TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO
ME, AND I'M GLAD--
>> SO, ARE WE GONNA DO THIS
EVERY FRIDAY?
>> [laughs]
>> [laughs] >> SURE.
>> SURE.
>> "HI, NEV, I TOOK HAVE MET
SOMEONE ONLINE, AND HE IS A MALE
DANCER.
I AM ALSO AN EXOTIC DANCER."
>> SOUNDS AWESOME.
>> I EVEN PRAYED TO, LIKE, FIND
ME SOMEONE THE SAME AS ME.
>> LOOK AT HIS BLOG.
>> COULD THIS BE HIM?
>> I JUST HOPE HE IS WHO HE
SAY HE IS.
>> I'M LOOKING FOR LEE.
>> I'M LOOKING FOR LEE. >> OH, MY GOD.