Castle (2009–2016): Season 6, Episode 15 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - full transcript

Castle and Beckett investigate the death of a mean high school girl at one of Castle's alma maters. Castle is thrilled when he discovers that it might be the work of a teenage telekinetic.

Kris: Coffee shop's on the south side of 67th and lex.
Take the 65th street transverse across the park.
Freaking tourists on 5th avenue always screw up traffic.
[ sighs ]
[ cellphone rings, buzzes ]
[ beep ]
It's madison. Probably running late.
Hey, bitch. Hey, madison.
Sure this comes as a shock to you, but I'm running late.
I'll meet you there as soon as -- [ gasps ]
[ sighs ]
Just my stupid lacrosse trophy.
Anyways, I'm on my way in five.
[ rumbling ]
Did you hear that?
Uh, hear what?
Hold on. Stay with me.
Who's there?
Hello?
Oh, my god. I think it's [gasps]
Both: Madison?!
Madison: Aah!
Uh, shall I put on a little music?
Are you trying to get me in the mood, castle?
Yes, I am -- in the mood to select
One of these amazing wedding bands.
I've weeded out the hacks and selected five finalists.
A band?
What's a party without a deejay?
That's rhetorical, right?
Come on, castle, I don't want
Some cheesy band leader trying to imitate sinatra
When we're dancing our first dance to "witchcraft."
I want ol' blue eyes himself.
Uh, well, sadly, he's not available.
No, but his recordings are via a deejay.
Can we go back a second? Why would we be dancing to "witchcraft"?
'cause it's our song. Since when?
Since we sang it at the karaoke bar in the hamptons last summer.
Was bruce springsteen's "dancing in the dark."
Since when?
Since I had the boss pull you onstage
Courtney-cox style at the beacon.
Both: Do we not have a song?
We must have a song.
[ cellphone rings ]
It looks like they're playing it now.
Beckett.
Murder at sutton place.