Cash Register (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 19 - What to Do with Kochava - full transcript
Shira convinces the rival supermarket to offer Kochava a permanent position there after she grows tired of her many antics.
Kan 11 presents
Shirts, underwear, socks...
-Kohava? You remember that we...
What a catastrophe!
I walk in the house and see Masha
throwing my clothes out the window!
Why do you even bother
taking them up each time?
Just leave them on the curb.
What did you do now?
-What did I do?
I liked a Facebook photo
of the neighbor reading a book.
And what was the neighbor wearing
while she was reading a book?
A bathing suit, I think.
-Ah... -Ah...
"You think..." -I did like to the book,
not the bathing suit.
Is it my fault
there's no specific like on Facebook?
Help me, what do I do now?
-Anatoly, excuse me for interfering,
but there's nothing
a sincere conversation
or dialogue between human beings
can't solve.
Talk to her. It will work out.
A couples' expert. Wow.
The woman goes to the movies
with her cat.
Her last boyfriend was in 3rd grade
and he didn't know they're dating...
Just lay some BS on her.
-BS?
You call someone
you want to lay BS on,
you pocket dial someone
you want to lay BS on
and say things
you want them to hear.
It's very common.
-Kohava, what a silly method.
Why be so sneaky?
-You wanna?
Anatoly is a man of honesty.
-Ah! Lay on the BS!
Kohava, that's genius...
-Kohava. -Let's do it to her.
We have to go.
-Yes, alright, sure.
Okay, be quiet.
-Let's lay some BS on her.
I haven't done it in a while.
"Thus we lay on, play on,
joy in heart, BS in hand..."
Just make sure it sounds natural.
I'll make pocket sounds.
Hello?
Anatoly?
Hello?
Oy, oy, Anatoly,
how could you reject that model?
That model? How could you?
Ah, I had to. I love Masha, I...
Only Masha for me.
Anatoly,
that model was a millionaire.
If you hooked up with her,
you would live like a king.
Even if Gal Gadot said,
"Take me, Anatoly!"
I would say, "Shoo, Wonder Woman!"
Only Masha is for me.
I love my Masha!
Ba-boom.
Kohava, wow, laying on BS is genius.
-You're welcome.
How did you think of it?
-Great. Bravo.
Bravo.
-Show's over?
Ah? Ah?
-Kohava, can we go, please?
Masha will forgive me, she's
a dopey dupe, she believes anything.
Her brain is on vacation,
she has plaque in her head.
It's important to make sure
you hung up at the end of the method.
You know?
Remember that next time.
"Checkout"
Recently Kohava's discipline
has become very lax,
as if it wasn't lax enough.
I decided to put an end to it.
I'm going to bring out
the biggest guns a manager has
to handle issues of this kind.
-Fire her? -A disciplinary hearing.
Just this week I got five....
Kohava? Are you falling asleep?
-God forbid.
Then why are your eyes closed?
-You said "hearing," I'm hearing.
If there was anything to see
you would have said "seeing."
Kohava, excuse me,
a hearing is no laughing matter.
Sorry. My bad.
-Five complaints.
From both employees and customers.
-What?!
Five complaints?! About me?!
That's all?
I'm out of shape.
Once it was at least 15 a week.
What can you do?
I ain't young anymore.
I just look it.
Yes, Kohava.
Five complaints, and the last one...
just this past hour.
The incident at the cash register.
Remind me.
Heck yeah, on your watch.
-Not on my watch.
And I say, yes on your watch.
-Not on my watch.
Can we please calm down
and have a dialogue?
What happened?
-You tell me.
A normative customer approaches
the register, yes? -Approaches.
Asks to return an item
that was purchased here. -Asks.
Should the... magical cashier
allow him to return the item,
yes or no?
-Yes, Amnon. The answer is yes.
Okay. Nice.
Ask him which item
he wants to return.
Which item
do you want to return, Amnon?
Here.
It's empty.
The bags!
He wants to return the bags!
Amnon, you said "item."
Excuse me, I paid for that
with my hard earned money.
0.10 shekels each.
-This argument is over 0.40?
Really, I...
What are you doing?
No refund. No, no, no...
Kohava, it's only 0.40.
No!
It's the principle of the matter!
Stop it.
Amnon, thank you very much.
Have a nice day.
-Thank you.
And you have a magical day.
-Over my dead body!
Gimme the money!
I don't get it.
I thought a hearing is about bad things.
Hitting a customer is a bad thing,
very bad!
Today he returns bags,
tomorrow he returns lice,
then he brings his friends
with their lice. -Okay, fine,
forget that complaint,
let's move on to the second one.
This is the first one.
The one before doesn't count.
Fine, okay.
The unfortunate incident with Ramzi.
-Can you be more specific?
There have been many
unfortunate incidents with Ramzi.
You're not friends!
You're not friends at all!
You dropped your bracelet?
Get it out yourself!
I don't want to by myself,
it's not fair! It's not fair!
What's wrong, Kohava?
Is everything under control?
I dropped the bracelet
that Sital got me in Warsaw!
Oy vey. You...
-It slipped off into here...
I know this dumpster
like the palm of my hand.
Please! Please!
Help me! Ew!
I see it!
I see!
Every week the same, Kohava.
-Again?
I turn my back for one second..
Son of a gun.
She made me go dumpster diving again.
"Again"!
He falls for it every time!
Kohava..
Kohava, stop laughing.
Okay, Kohava, I...
Kohava, I can't conduct
a hearing this way!
I can't,
you'll just get another summons.
Alright, fine, the hearing's over.
Thank you for...
Okay, so maybe I'll..
If a disciplinary hearing doesn't help,
then I don't know what will.
That woman has exhausted me.
For two years
've been looking the other way,
I've been trying.
Even charismatic,
angelic Shira Steinbuch has her red lines!
And I don't mean the red lines you get
when you lose and gain weight.
Those I don't have...
Then why don't you just...
-Laser? It doesn't work.
Fire Kohava.
-Avihai won't have it.
Why, does he like Kohava?
-Avihai doesn't like Kohava,
Avihai likes money.
Kohava has been here for 13 years.
You know how much
severance pay that is?
You think Chibotero is still here
because of his pretty face?
It's tons of money. The only way
to get rid of Kohava is if she'll quit.
Good luck to us with that.
"Giving is receiving"
Thank you so much.
Your help is invaluable.
Shuni!
Shuni Stratiner?
Dalia!?
Dalia Abutbul!
-DalTa Avital. Avital-Genosar.
What a nice surprise.
Shuni, we're still waiting for you.
Why don't you come over?
Please come.
-I don't have a moment to spare,
between the lectures,
Gomeh's gifted kids class,
my book launch. -Ah.
-I barely have time to breathe.
But what about you?
Why don't you come over?
Do come. -We will, we will.
-Wait... if you're here,
does that mean you shut down
your cat salt shaker business?
Pepper shakers. -Right.
-No, it's going so well.
I'm glad to hear that. -Yes.
We're doing so well that...
-Yes? -That Eyal and I decided
to pull our heads out of our butts,
as they say, and start giving back.
Ah! -Yes.
-Wow, you don't say!
Mosh and I help a lot too. -Ah.
-You know my maid is Ethiopian. -Ah.
So her son, Anchepe,
is like a son to me.
I even have a picture of him
on my wallpaper. -Show me.
It's so great to see you.
-You too.
Why don't you come over?
Come! -We will, we will.
Would you like to donate?
-Seriously? It goes without saying!
Let's see what I have here.
Oh, this will make someone happy.
Chia seeds are always nice.
Ay, Shunishka... -Yes.
-There's a list.
We collect based on the list.
Chia seeds aren't on the list.
Dahliushka,
you're collecting food, right?
Chia seeds aren't just any food,
they're a super food.
Yes, Shunishkushka, but there's a list
of items and we go by the list, see?
Rice, flour, pasta.
-Wow. -Yes.
All that's missing is K300.
-Excuse me? -I'm kidding. -Ah.
Daliushka, Mamushka,
take chia seeds for the needy,
it will ease their stomach aches
after all that rice you're peddling.
Shunishkushka, we go by a list.
Okay?
They go by a list.
The holy list.
And Moses sayeth unto the Israelites:
rice, sugar and empty carbs.
No hard feelings, ah?
If we start violating the rules,
it will never end, okay?
Sure. -Yes. -Sure.
-Oh, and Shuni. -Yes?
Come over.
-We will. We will. Bye.
Nissim, dude,
you know why you shake
the packet of sugar before opening it?
Why? -If you shake it afterwards,
it fuckin' scatters every which way!
No, the nerve of that man...
Did you see that?
-What did he do?
Didn't you see him
fawning all over Nissim?
Fawning over him,
telling him jokes,
smoking, giggling.
What's that about?
Hello! Kushtai,
that butcher is taken, cutie!
Don't you trust Nissim?
-I trust Nissim, I don't trust Kushtai.
I know exactly
what goes through the filthy mind
of a supermarket manager.
He can find his own butcher.
This is my butcher, bitch!
Oh, Nissim, Nissim, Nissim...
What did he want from you?
-Kushtai? That pest?
He swiped my cigarettes.
-Nissim, tell me the truth,
what did he want?
Did he try to get you to change sides?
Kushtai? Get me to change sides?
Why, is he...
A homosexual? No, I don't think so,
and it's a matter of choice.
Did he try to get you over
to his supermarket? -Ah.
Truth is, he asked me
not to talk about it.
Shira, I'll tell you, but don't say a word.
-Nissim!
He got compliments about me
from a lot of people,
they said: Nissim's a great butcher,
he's the bomb, he's... you name it.
He said he'd love to see me
in "Levi Bliss" green next season.
I swear, that man... he's incorrigible.
Shira, you promised.
-Nissim, get off me!
Change sides? Nah...
But why not let her think
I got an offer, huh?
So she realizes what a treasure I am.
Say, anyone got a blanket?
wanna take a nap in the car.
Good morning, Mr. Kushtai.
-Ah, sweetcakes?
Why only one earring?
-What?
Scared you...
Very mature.
Listen to me
and listen good, Mr. Kushtai.
Whoa, what a sentence!
Did someone rehearse
in front of the bathroom mirror?
Uh... no, but, okay.
Mr. Kushkai, I demand
that you not dare steal my employees.
Steal your employees? Like who?
The pedophile from the cheese section?
Excuse me, we didn't know
that Arnon's a pedophile
until the article came out,
so that has nothing to do with us,
and besides, "Issachar Bounty"
is my house
and the employees are my family
and you won't go near my family!
Wow.
Listen, I didn't know
this job comes with feelings,
protecting your employees like that?
Girl, you moved me.
Thank you.
So we agreed
that you won't go near my employees.
On the contrary, now that I know
it makes your curls stand on end,
I'll drink your employees one by one
with a straw.
Thanks for the new hobby.
So long.
Kushtai!
As if the grief Kohava gives me
is not enough,
now I have to deal with Kushtai.
And if you have to steal employees,
then why Nissim?
Why someone... normal?
Why not someone I don't...
What?
Just a thought. Let's say Kushtai
stole an employee a bit more...
Let's say Kohava.
How would that happen?
-Maybe using Kohava's method.
What did she call it?
Lay it on the line? Lay it on thick?
Lay on the BS.
-Lay on the BS. Exactly.
Dalia is lovely.
Her intentions are good.
But the result-is... catastrophic.
You want to donate to the hungry?
Do it properly.
"Healthy food for the needy"
Shuni!
Dalia! -Third time's a charm.
-Goat cheese is healthier.
I told Mosh we met
and you promised you'd come over.
We will, we will.
What's that?
see we inspired you.
No. No, no, no.
It's not that at all.
Mosh planned this a long time ago,
but with all his enterprising
and contributions, he forgot to tell me.
What a coincidence, huh?
-Totally.
But ours is very different than yours.
-What's the difference?
It's a totally different concept.
"Healthy food for the needy."
Ah, okay. Whatever does you good.
-Whatever does them good.
Good luck, huh?
-Thank you, thank you.
And Daliush... -Ah?
-Come over. -We will, we will.
It's about time
someone raised the gauntlet
and donated more nutritious food
to the needy.
They could use some folic acid,
some turmeric, to get the chi going.
Excuse me, the fact that they're poor
doesn't mean they don't have chi.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
We donate healthy food to the needy.
-Okay.
We give our poor
exactly the same as we eat.
That's what I eat.
-Ah. That's a different story.
Your hair does look a little sad.
My dear, why not change this
to a pack of buckwheat?
Llegumes? There's a special on spirulina,
two for 125. An excellent price.
No, no, no, no...
Granulated sugar won't do.
Excuse me, excuse me.
It contains tons of sodium.
No, no. Thank you, thank you.
This is not extra virgin
nor cold-pressed.
Here you go, Mrs. Stratiner.
Kohlrabi. -Thank you.
Thank you, Ramzi.
-Pleasant day, Mrs. Stratiner.
Who would have thought?
You're a true woman of valor.
I wish everyone was like you.
Right, thank you.
Oh, Shunishka, you're right on time.
This is Yinon from "Full Belly,"
he's collecting the donated items.
Yes.
-Is that all you collected today?
Well, it's only her first time.
-No, no, no! -What?
This is the second cart,
I have a loaded one in the back.
Really? -Wait for me,
I'll go get it.
It's a miracle.
A few minutes before closing,
was accosted by a surge of people
with healthy products.
I had to fend thejn off, "Enough,
the hungry will be too healthy."
But they insisted and insisted.
How droll.
Here you go.
Healthy food for the needy.
"Kushtai"
Hello?
This is the time to plant the hooey.
-Lay on the BS. -Lay on the BS. Right.
Hello? Sweetcakes?
To what do I owe the honor?
Avihai, I explained, be attentive.
Yes, Kohava Shavit is We no.1 cashier,
no doubt about that.
The data shows that her register
brings in three times more
than the other registers,
she's a true asset.
I think that before anyone snatches her,
we have to promote her, because...
I'm such a prankster!
We laid on the BS,
we watered it
now we have to wait patiently
for the results.
"Thus we lay on, play on,
joy in heart, BS in hand..."
Look at this,
Kohava Shavit in the flesh.
Oren Kushtai.
Manager of "Levi Bliss."
The supermarket across the street.
There.
I recognized you at the second one.
How ya doin', brother?
Kohava, you...
Kohava, I won't beat around the bush,
how about coming to me,
I'll take care of you real good...
Why not?
But why to you? I live real close,
the girls are at school,
30 minutes and we're back.
To the supermarket.
To work at my supermarket,
at "Levi Bliss", join a winning team.
Nah, not interested.
Why?
Don't tell me you like it here.
Here? Ew... Disgusting.
I hate this crummy place.
Then what's the deal?
-I'm used to this crummy place.
Why change it
for unfamiliar crummy?
Understand this, Kushtai,
work is like... a belly button,
it's boring, it's pointless,
but I wouldn't want another one.
Would you want
a different belly button, Kushtai?
"Issachar Bounty"
is my belly button.
What are you doing?
This is what I'll pay you to work for me.
What, you sell pants in Thailand?
Lemme see.
If you're serious,
give me this and we'll talk.
But that's less than what I offered.
-Ah, no glasses...
Okay, I'll sleep on it, a nap or two,
and get back to you on Sunday.
Sounds good, Kohava.
Can I have my calculator?
-It helps me think.
Okay, Kohava, see you around.
"Issachar Bounty"
Shuni!
-Daliush!
What a... pleasant surprise.
How was your weekend?
-Wow, perfect, perfect. -Yes?
We sold tons of cat pepper shakers.
-Wow.
And the text from the director
of the association? Don't ask.
Listen to this. Listen...
-I'm listening!
He couldn't stop gushing. Hold on.
No, this is from the orphanage.
This is from a different director...
Here.
"To Dalia and Eyal,
flesh and blood angels.
"Words can't describe
your donation to the needy.
"Yesterday one of them had twins.
She called them Dalia and Eyal.
"Leave us a spot in heaven.
With thanks and admiration, Meir,"
smiley kiss. Moving, right?
-Very. -Right? -Very very very.
Oy... -I forgot,
I got a text too from...
Meir? -Meir!
-Ah, okay. -Yes, yes.
Wait, listen. -I'm listening.
-You have to listen to this.
I'm all ears.
-You have to hear this.
"To the divine Shuni and Mosh,
"members of the organization are raving
about the spirulina and anti-oxidants.
"This weekend three needy people
recovered from liver cirrhosis."
Wow. -Must be the turmeric.
-Must be.
"I wish everyone was like you,
with love, admiration and prostration..."
Wow. -"Meir," adoring smiley.
"Adoring smiley"?
I don't know that one. Can I see?
-My battery just went dead.
It's a smiley that goes like this.
Adores. -Okay.
Hey! Speak of the devil.
-What an honor! -Hi.
Meir won't believe this!
You righteous woman.
This is from all the needy.
-With love, with love.
Remind me.
-Shuni, Shuni Stratiner.
I donated all the healthy food.
-Ah, yes! -There you go.
The fish food.
-What? Excuse me?
The boxes. -Yes.
-We thought it's fish food.
The needy didn't know
what to do with it. -It's super-food.
Ah. My mistake, I didn't know,
we left it out for the cats.
They wouldn't touch it either.
Perhaps, next time, a little more...
like her. -No... -Sugar... flour.
Human stuff.
In any case... have a good week.
-Good week.
Righteous woman.
-Thank you, thank you.
Alright then. -Alright.
-Good week. -Good week.
Ah, and Shuni... -Yes?
-Come over. -Enough of that.
You know we'll never come.
-You're right, totally unnecessary.
OMG! -Well?
So he gave you a calculator,
you're leaving us for that?
It's not the calculator, moron,
it's what it says. This!
Ah. Oh ho.
-You're not considering it, right?
No way! -Way, way.
Look, guys, it's not simple.
On the one hand,
"Issachar Bounty" is my home,
I've been here for 13 years.
On the other hand,
Shira's a bummer.
On the other hand,
we're family, you're my friends.
On the other hand,
Shira's a bummer.
On the other hand,
can do whatever I want here.
On the other hand,
Shira's a bummer.
On the other hand,
burgundy illuminates my face.
On the other hand...
-Shira's a bummer. -Right.
So what ya gonna do?
Let us be bummed out without you?
Forget Shira, think of
the beautiful moments we had together,
with and without Shira.
The beautiful moments..
I
I lost a daughter!
Mommy!
It's not fresh.
Get another one.
Ramzi!
Cigarette break is over.
Managing isn't easy.
Happy long line holiday, bitches!
Good morning, sweeties!
Good morning, bitches!
Die!
Well? Are you staying?
No. It's a lot of money.
Friends come and go,
money is forever.
So long.
The Kohava Shavit era
at "Issachar Bounty" is over.
Are you happy?
Happy?
It has nothing to do with happy,
it's purely professional.
Purely professional.
"I won, I won!"
Daddy!
What a pleasant surprise!
Dad? Hello?
I'm worried, Leah.
Your daughter will waste her life away
in that supermarket.
She's not getting any younger,
she'll only have her cats?
Her Steve Jobs books?
-Dad, I know the method. It's not...
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Shirts, underwear, socks...
-Kohava? You remember that we...
What a catastrophe!
I walk in the house and see Masha
throwing my clothes out the window!
Why do you even bother
taking them up each time?
Just leave them on the curb.
What did you do now?
-What did I do?
I liked a Facebook photo
of the neighbor reading a book.
And what was the neighbor wearing
while she was reading a book?
A bathing suit, I think.
-Ah... -Ah...
"You think..." -I did like to the book,
not the bathing suit.
Is it my fault
there's no specific like on Facebook?
Help me, what do I do now?
-Anatoly, excuse me for interfering,
but there's nothing
a sincere conversation
or dialogue between human beings
can't solve.
Talk to her. It will work out.
A couples' expert. Wow.
The woman goes to the movies
with her cat.
Her last boyfriend was in 3rd grade
and he didn't know they're dating...
Just lay some BS on her.
-BS?
You call someone
you want to lay BS on,
you pocket dial someone
you want to lay BS on
and say things
you want them to hear.
It's very common.
-Kohava, what a silly method.
Why be so sneaky?
-You wanna?
Anatoly is a man of honesty.
-Ah! Lay on the BS!
Kohava, that's genius...
-Kohava. -Let's do it to her.
We have to go.
-Yes, alright, sure.
Okay, be quiet.
-Let's lay some BS on her.
I haven't done it in a while.
"Thus we lay on, play on,
joy in heart, BS in hand..."
Just make sure it sounds natural.
I'll make pocket sounds.
Hello?
Anatoly?
Hello?
Oy, oy, Anatoly,
how could you reject that model?
That model? How could you?
Ah, I had to. I love Masha, I...
Only Masha for me.
Anatoly,
that model was a millionaire.
If you hooked up with her,
you would live like a king.
Even if Gal Gadot said,
"Take me, Anatoly!"
I would say, "Shoo, Wonder Woman!"
Only Masha is for me.
I love my Masha!
Ba-boom.
Kohava, wow, laying on BS is genius.
-You're welcome.
How did you think of it?
-Great. Bravo.
Bravo.
-Show's over?
Ah? Ah?
-Kohava, can we go, please?
Masha will forgive me, she's
a dopey dupe, she believes anything.
Her brain is on vacation,
she has plaque in her head.
It's important to make sure
you hung up at the end of the method.
You know?
Remember that next time.
"Checkout"
Recently Kohava's discipline
has become very lax,
as if it wasn't lax enough.
I decided to put an end to it.
I'm going to bring out
the biggest guns a manager has
to handle issues of this kind.
-Fire her? -A disciplinary hearing.
Just this week I got five....
Kohava? Are you falling asleep?
-God forbid.
Then why are your eyes closed?
-You said "hearing," I'm hearing.
If there was anything to see
you would have said "seeing."
Kohava, excuse me,
a hearing is no laughing matter.
Sorry. My bad.
-Five complaints.
From both employees and customers.
-What?!
Five complaints?! About me?!
That's all?
I'm out of shape.
Once it was at least 15 a week.
What can you do?
I ain't young anymore.
I just look it.
Yes, Kohava.
Five complaints, and the last one...
just this past hour.
The incident at the cash register.
Remind me.
Heck yeah, on your watch.
-Not on my watch.
And I say, yes on your watch.
-Not on my watch.
Can we please calm down
and have a dialogue?
What happened?
-You tell me.
A normative customer approaches
the register, yes? -Approaches.
Asks to return an item
that was purchased here. -Asks.
Should the... magical cashier
allow him to return the item,
yes or no?
-Yes, Amnon. The answer is yes.
Okay. Nice.
Ask him which item
he wants to return.
Which item
do you want to return, Amnon?
Here.
It's empty.
The bags!
He wants to return the bags!
Amnon, you said "item."
Excuse me, I paid for that
with my hard earned money.
0.10 shekels each.
-This argument is over 0.40?
Really, I...
What are you doing?
No refund. No, no, no...
Kohava, it's only 0.40.
No!
It's the principle of the matter!
Stop it.
Amnon, thank you very much.
Have a nice day.
-Thank you.
And you have a magical day.
-Over my dead body!
Gimme the money!
I don't get it.
I thought a hearing is about bad things.
Hitting a customer is a bad thing,
very bad!
Today he returns bags,
tomorrow he returns lice,
then he brings his friends
with their lice. -Okay, fine,
forget that complaint,
let's move on to the second one.
This is the first one.
The one before doesn't count.
Fine, okay.
The unfortunate incident with Ramzi.
-Can you be more specific?
There have been many
unfortunate incidents with Ramzi.
You're not friends!
You're not friends at all!
You dropped your bracelet?
Get it out yourself!
I don't want to by myself,
it's not fair! It's not fair!
What's wrong, Kohava?
Is everything under control?
I dropped the bracelet
that Sital got me in Warsaw!
Oy vey. You...
-It slipped off into here...
I know this dumpster
like the palm of my hand.
Please! Please!
Help me! Ew!
I see it!
I see!
Every week the same, Kohava.
-Again?
I turn my back for one second..
Son of a gun.
She made me go dumpster diving again.
"Again"!
He falls for it every time!
Kohava..
Kohava, stop laughing.
Okay, Kohava, I...
Kohava, I can't conduct
a hearing this way!
I can't,
you'll just get another summons.
Alright, fine, the hearing's over.
Thank you for...
Okay, so maybe I'll..
If a disciplinary hearing doesn't help,
then I don't know what will.
That woman has exhausted me.
For two years
've been looking the other way,
I've been trying.
Even charismatic,
angelic Shira Steinbuch has her red lines!
And I don't mean the red lines you get
when you lose and gain weight.
Those I don't have...
Then why don't you just...
-Laser? It doesn't work.
Fire Kohava.
-Avihai won't have it.
Why, does he like Kohava?
-Avihai doesn't like Kohava,
Avihai likes money.
Kohava has been here for 13 years.
You know how much
severance pay that is?
You think Chibotero is still here
because of his pretty face?
It's tons of money. The only way
to get rid of Kohava is if she'll quit.
Good luck to us with that.
"Giving is receiving"
Thank you so much.
Your help is invaluable.
Shuni!
Shuni Stratiner?
Dalia!?
Dalia Abutbul!
-DalTa Avital. Avital-Genosar.
What a nice surprise.
Shuni, we're still waiting for you.
Why don't you come over?
Please come.
-I don't have a moment to spare,
between the lectures,
Gomeh's gifted kids class,
my book launch. -Ah.
-I barely have time to breathe.
But what about you?
Why don't you come over?
Do come. -We will, we will.
-Wait... if you're here,
does that mean you shut down
your cat salt shaker business?
Pepper shakers. -Right.
-No, it's going so well.
I'm glad to hear that. -Yes.
We're doing so well that...
-Yes? -That Eyal and I decided
to pull our heads out of our butts,
as they say, and start giving back.
Ah! -Yes.
-Wow, you don't say!
Mosh and I help a lot too. -Ah.
-You know my maid is Ethiopian. -Ah.
So her son, Anchepe,
is like a son to me.
I even have a picture of him
on my wallpaper. -Show me.
It's so great to see you.
-You too.
Why don't you come over?
Come! -We will, we will.
Would you like to donate?
-Seriously? It goes without saying!
Let's see what I have here.
Oh, this will make someone happy.
Chia seeds are always nice.
Ay, Shunishka... -Yes.
-There's a list.
We collect based on the list.
Chia seeds aren't on the list.
Dahliushka,
you're collecting food, right?
Chia seeds aren't just any food,
they're a super food.
Yes, Shunishkushka, but there's a list
of items and we go by the list, see?
Rice, flour, pasta.
-Wow. -Yes.
All that's missing is K300.
-Excuse me? -I'm kidding. -Ah.
Daliushka, Mamushka,
take chia seeds for the needy,
it will ease their stomach aches
after all that rice you're peddling.
Shunishkushka, we go by a list.
Okay?
They go by a list.
The holy list.
And Moses sayeth unto the Israelites:
rice, sugar and empty carbs.
No hard feelings, ah?
If we start violating the rules,
it will never end, okay?
Sure. -Yes. -Sure.
-Oh, and Shuni. -Yes?
Come over.
-We will. We will. Bye.
Nissim, dude,
you know why you shake
the packet of sugar before opening it?
Why? -If you shake it afterwards,
it fuckin' scatters every which way!
No, the nerve of that man...
Did you see that?
-What did he do?
Didn't you see him
fawning all over Nissim?
Fawning over him,
telling him jokes,
smoking, giggling.
What's that about?
Hello! Kushtai,
that butcher is taken, cutie!
Don't you trust Nissim?
-I trust Nissim, I don't trust Kushtai.
I know exactly
what goes through the filthy mind
of a supermarket manager.
He can find his own butcher.
This is my butcher, bitch!
Oh, Nissim, Nissim, Nissim...
What did he want from you?
-Kushtai? That pest?
He swiped my cigarettes.
-Nissim, tell me the truth,
what did he want?
Did he try to get you to change sides?
Kushtai? Get me to change sides?
Why, is he...
A homosexual? No, I don't think so,
and it's a matter of choice.
Did he try to get you over
to his supermarket? -Ah.
Truth is, he asked me
not to talk about it.
Shira, I'll tell you, but don't say a word.
-Nissim!
He got compliments about me
from a lot of people,
they said: Nissim's a great butcher,
he's the bomb, he's... you name it.
He said he'd love to see me
in "Levi Bliss" green next season.
I swear, that man... he's incorrigible.
Shira, you promised.
-Nissim, get off me!
Change sides? Nah...
But why not let her think
I got an offer, huh?
So she realizes what a treasure I am.
Say, anyone got a blanket?
wanna take a nap in the car.
Good morning, Mr. Kushtai.
-Ah, sweetcakes?
Why only one earring?
-What?
Scared you...
Very mature.
Listen to me
and listen good, Mr. Kushtai.
Whoa, what a sentence!
Did someone rehearse
in front of the bathroom mirror?
Uh... no, but, okay.
Mr. Kushkai, I demand
that you not dare steal my employees.
Steal your employees? Like who?
The pedophile from the cheese section?
Excuse me, we didn't know
that Arnon's a pedophile
until the article came out,
so that has nothing to do with us,
and besides, "Issachar Bounty"
is my house
and the employees are my family
and you won't go near my family!
Wow.
Listen, I didn't know
this job comes with feelings,
protecting your employees like that?
Girl, you moved me.
Thank you.
So we agreed
that you won't go near my employees.
On the contrary, now that I know
it makes your curls stand on end,
I'll drink your employees one by one
with a straw.
Thanks for the new hobby.
So long.
Kushtai!
As if the grief Kohava gives me
is not enough,
now I have to deal with Kushtai.
And if you have to steal employees,
then why Nissim?
Why someone... normal?
Why not someone I don't...
What?
Just a thought. Let's say Kushtai
stole an employee a bit more...
Let's say Kohava.
How would that happen?
-Maybe using Kohava's method.
What did she call it?
Lay it on the line? Lay it on thick?
Lay on the BS.
-Lay on the BS. Exactly.
Dalia is lovely.
Her intentions are good.
But the result-is... catastrophic.
You want to donate to the hungry?
Do it properly.
"Healthy food for the needy"
Shuni!
Dalia! -Third time's a charm.
-Goat cheese is healthier.
I told Mosh we met
and you promised you'd come over.
We will, we will.
What's that?
see we inspired you.
No. No, no, no.
It's not that at all.
Mosh planned this a long time ago,
but with all his enterprising
and contributions, he forgot to tell me.
What a coincidence, huh?
-Totally.
But ours is very different than yours.
-What's the difference?
It's a totally different concept.
"Healthy food for the needy."
Ah, okay. Whatever does you good.
-Whatever does them good.
Good luck, huh?
-Thank you, thank you.
And Daliush... -Ah?
-Come over. -We will, we will.
It's about time
someone raised the gauntlet
and donated more nutritious food
to the needy.
They could use some folic acid,
some turmeric, to get the chi going.
Excuse me, the fact that they're poor
doesn't mean they don't have chi.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
We donate healthy food to the needy.
-Okay.
We give our poor
exactly the same as we eat.
That's what I eat.
-Ah. That's a different story.
Your hair does look a little sad.
My dear, why not change this
to a pack of buckwheat?
Llegumes? There's a special on spirulina,
two for 125. An excellent price.
No, no, no, no...
Granulated sugar won't do.
Excuse me, excuse me.
It contains tons of sodium.
No, no. Thank you, thank you.
This is not extra virgin
nor cold-pressed.
Here you go, Mrs. Stratiner.
Kohlrabi. -Thank you.
Thank you, Ramzi.
-Pleasant day, Mrs. Stratiner.
Who would have thought?
You're a true woman of valor.
I wish everyone was like you.
Right, thank you.
Oh, Shunishka, you're right on time.
This is Yinon from "Full Belly,"
he's collecting the donated items.
Yes.
-Is that all you collected today?
Well, it's only her first time.
-No, no, no! -What?
This is the second cart,
I have a loaded one in the back.
Really? -Wait for me,
I'll go get it.
It's a miracle.
A few minutes before closing,
was accosted by a surge of people
with healthy products.
I had to fend thejn off, "Enough,
the hungry will be too healthy."
But they insisted and insisted.
How droll.
Here you go.
Healthy food for the needy.
"Kushtai"
Hello?
This is the time to plant the hooey.
-Lay on the BS. -Lay on the BS. Right.
Hello? Sweetcakes?
To what do I owe the honor?
Avihai, I explained, be attentive.
Yes, Kohava Shavit is We no.1 cashier,
no doubt about that.
The data shows that her register
brings in three times more
than the other registers,
she's a true asset.
I think that before anyone snatches her,
we have to promote her, because...
I'm such a prankster!
We laid on the BS,
we watered it
now we have to wait patiently
for the results.
"Thus we lay on, play on,
joy in heart, BS in hand..."
Look at this,
Kohava Shavit in the flesh.
Oren Kushtai.
Manager of "Levi Bliss."
The supermarket across the street.
There.
I recognized you at the second one.
How ya doin', brother?
Kohava, you...
Kohava, I won't beat around the bush,
how about coming to me,
I'll take care of you real good...
Why not?
But why to you? I live real close,
the girls are at school,
30 minutes and we're back.
To the supermarket.
To work at my supermarket,
at "Levi Bliss", join a winning team.
Nah, not interested.
Why?
Don't tell me you like it here.
Here? Ew... Disgusting.
I hate this crummy place.
Then what's the deal?
-I'm used to this crummy place.
Why change it
for unfamiliar crummy?
Understand this, Kushtai,
work is like... a belly button,
it's boring, it's pointless,
but I wouldn't want another one.
Would you want
a different belly button, Kushtai?
"Issachar Bounty"
is my belly button.
What are you doing?
This is what I'll pay you to work for me.
What, you sell pants in Thailand?
Lemme see.
If you're serious,
give me this and we'll talk.
But that's less than what I offered.
-Ah, no glasses...
Okay, I'll sleep on it, a nap or two,
and get back to you on Sunday.
Sounds good, Kohava.
Can I have my calculator?
-It helps me think.
Okay, Kohava, see you around.
"Issachar Bounty"
Shuni!
-Daliush!
What a... pleasant surprise.
How was your weekend?
-Wow, perfect, perfect. -Yes?
We sold tons of cat pepper shakers.
-Wow.
And the text from the director
of the association? Don't ask.
Listen to this. Listen...
-I'm listening!
He couldn't stop gushing. Hold on.
No, this is from the orphanage.
This is from a different director...
Here.
"To Dalia and Eyal,
flesh and blood angels.
"Words can't describe
your donation to the needy.
"Yesterday one of them had twins.
She called them Dalia and Eyal.
"Leave us a spot in heaven.
With thanks and admiration, Meir,"
smiley kiss. Moving, right?
-Very. -Right? -Very very very.
Oy... -I forgot,
I got a text too from...
Meir? -Meir!
-Ah, okay. -Yes, yes.
Wait, listen. -I'm listening.
-You have to listen to this.
I'm all ears.
-You have to hear this.
"To the divine Shuni and Mosh,
"members of the organization are raving
about the spirulina and anti-oxidants.
"This weekend three needy people
recovered from liver cirrhosis."
Wow. -Must be the turmeric.
-Must be.
"I wish everyone was like you,
with love, admiration and prostration..."
Wow. -"Meir," adoring smiley.
"Adoring smiley"?
I don't know that one. Can I see?
-My battery just went dead.
It's a smiley that goes like this.
Adores. -Okay.
Hey! Speak of the devil.
-What an honor! -Hi.
Meir won't believe this!
You righteous woman.
This is from all the needy.
-With love, with love.
Remind me.
-Shuni, Shuni Stratiner.
I donated all the healthy food.
-Ah, yes! -There you go.
The fish food.
-What? Excuse me?
The boxes. -Yes.
-We thought it's fish food.
The needy didn't know
what to do with it. -It's super-food.
Ah. My mistake, I didn't know,
we left it out for the cats.
They wouldn't touch it either.
Perhaps, next time, a little more...
like her. -No... -Sugar... flour.
Human stuff.
In any case... have a good week.
-Good week.
Righteous woman.
-Thank you, thank you.
Alright then. -Alright.
-Good week. -Good week.
Ah, and Shuni... -Yes?
-Come over. -Enough of that.
You know we'll never come.
-You're right, totally unnecessary.
OMG! -Well?
So he gave you a calculator,
you're leaving us for that?
It's not the calculator, moron,
it's what it says. This!
Ah. Oh ho.
-You're not considering it, right?
No way! -Way, way.
Look, guys, it's not simple.
On the one hand,
"Issachar Bounty" is my home,
I've been here for 13 years.
On the other hand,
Shira's a bummer.
On the other hand,
we're family, you're my friends.
On the other hand,
Shira's a bummer.
On the other hand,
can do whatever I want here.
On the other hand,
Shira's a bummer.
On the other hand,
burgundy illuminates my face.
On the other hand...
-Shira's a bummer. -Right.
So what ya gonna do?
Let us be bummed out without you?
Forget Shira, think of
the beautiful moments we had together,
with and without Shira.
The beautiful moments..
I
I lost a daughter!
Mommy!
It's not fresh.
Get another one.
Ramzi!
Cigarette break is over.
Managing isn't easy.
Happy long line holiday, bitches!
Good morning, sweeties!
Good morning, bitches!
Die!
Well? Are you staying?
No. It's a lot of money.
Friends come and go,
money is forever.
So long.
The Kohava Shavit era
at "Issachar Bounty" is over.
Are you happy?
Happy?
It has nothing to do with happy,
it's purely professional.
Purely professional.
"I won, I won!"
Daddy!
What a pleasant surprise!
Dad? Hello?
I'm worried, Leah.
Your daughter will waste her life away
in that supermarket.
She's not getting any younger,
she'll only have her cats?
Her Steve Jobs books?
-Dad, I know the method. It's not...
Translation: Tammy King
Subtitles: Trans Titles Ltd.