Cash Register (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 20 - Smart Supermarket Part 2 - full transcript
Is this the end for the "Shefa Isaschar" employees? The employees fight back.
This is Nikita from "Smarket."
Nikita is an automatic checkout -
a checkout without a cashier.
I stretch a long arm into the future
and bring it here, to the present.
Wooo...
-Nice!
Does it work with two?
Why not? -Nice!
Congrats on your first automatic purchase!
-Wow! -Here's to many more.
When Steve wanted something,
he had this method -
he would stare at the person,
this penetrating gaze.
Connect to us and save
5,000 dollars a day on employees.
Not good.
Not good at all.
If the pilot
of the automatic cashier works...
Then we're all going home.
"Checkout"
say this out of sincere concern
for the supermarket,
otherwise I wouldn't say it.
We're very concerned. -Yes!
The automatic cashier will be the ruin
of the supermarket! It will!
People in the supermarket.
-Exactly.
"Hey, automatic cashier,"
swipe, swipe. Left, right.
No one looking, into bag,
Chibotero, "bad person,"
close boom, money, poof, huh?
Who?
Avihai, listen to me,
you must understand,
a cashier isn't here to know
that the grapefruit code is 605. -912.
Don't hold me to the number.
-It's three numbers.
Get to the point, Kohava.
-Then tell her not to interrupt!
I didn't mean... okay.
-Shira, this is impossible!
We're trying to talk
and you keep butting in!
Avihai, I'm sorry,
either you tell her to leave
or I won't go on.
Just go on. -I'm done.
So what do you say? -What?
I don't feel like handing out
free food to customers.
They finish off half the supermarket
with all the tastings as it is.
Right! -This is no charity.
-Right. -Of course not, no.
This isn't "Open Your Heart."
-Alright, I heard you. Okay.
I understand your concern, that's why...
-You see?
When you speak
no one interrupts you.
That's why the "Smarket" labs
conducted extensive studies
in San Francisco. -San Francisco?
Excuse me, with all due respect.
Now you're interrupting me, Kohava.
-Because you said San Francisco.
If you hadn't... No, excuse me.
You're comparing San Francisco to Israel?
People steal from cashiers,
so from a robot?! All the more!
Okay... Avihai...
the only thing I can say
is that I think you should
go for the automatic cashier.
What's with the look?
-You should. You won't be sorry.
The automatic cashier is our futupe.
Tell me,
aren't those the signs of a stroke?
She has to eat more liver.
-She's a vegetarian, idiot.
You should.
Give me a chance
until the end of the pilot.
Okay, fine,
don't look at me like that.
I'll give you a chance until the end
of the pilot, but you listen to me,
if there's any stealing,
I'm skyrocketing you
and the automatic outta here!
You hear me?
What's this?
All this for 3.80?
You see?
Turns out you are the cheapest.
Have a nice day.
Pal, you're messing with the wrong
security guard.
That's right,
three times boxing champ.
Chibotero, Mordechai Chibotero.
Where's the gun?
Did I tell you or not?
You heard me, I told you.
What's going on? -Here.
-We caught this schlub stealing.
Oh no...
-"Oh no"? Tell me,
does the supermarket have to go under
before you listen to me?
You let the cat guard the cream -
no cream, no cottage cheese,
no razor blades.
I'm calling Avihai right now.
No, no, don't do that.
Kohava, don't call Avihai.
Chibotero, you caught a thief,
call the police. -What for?
Right. -If I'm here.
-Yeah, why the police? -What for?
What else? Did you think
you'd get a free ride?
Call the police. -It's just a few items.
-That's evidence, hands off!
I'm putting them back.
-Hello? Police? -No, no, I...
Aunt Kohi.
-What? -What? -What?!
What's going on, Kohava?
-What?
This young man called you Aunt Kohi.
-I don't even know the dude!
Okay, stop, off, confirm.
Excuse me, is this woman your aunt?
Dad's sister.
What? Excuse me!
Wait, hold on.
Who do you believe? -Kohava...
-Me, a loyal employee of 12 years,
or a treacherous kleptomaniac
who'll be so sorry for what he just did?!
The police are on the way.
Go, you stranger!
He's lucky I just had a meal
or I would have tom him apart.
Yes, we all are.
Let's get back to work.
Let's do that
while the supermarket goes to pot.
Come, Kohava.
Do have any more nephews, Kohava?
-Yes.
That still talk to you?
-No.
So what do we do now?
Look, we realized that customers
can't harm the checkout. -Right.
So maybe
the checkout can harm the customers.
I told you I'm an amateur electrician
by profession.
Ever since I was a kid
I repaired heaters,
humidifiers, electric blinds...
I'm the repair champ,
but you know what
'm even better at? Demolishing.
I'm gonna mess with Nikita's wires
and anyone who touches it
will get such a jolt
that he'll have
to put it out to pasture.
It could be dangerous.
-It could be?
It has to be dangerous,
otherwise what's the point?
I swear, you filmmakers are dense.
Well, does it electrocute?
-Patience, my dear, patience.
Would you mind not filming now?
-They're here? -Move that away.
Here. -Yes.
-A real hazard.
You just touch it and...
it zaps you, right Franco?
Yes, it's more "zap kazam."
More "zap kazam."
Okay, this can't be right.
But here's a firsthand victim,
a man without sin.
It's a miracle he's still with us.
Why would he lie? What woCild he gain?
400 shekels in coupons, easy money.
Listen, this thing is very dangerous.
I touched it
and went flying some nine meters.
Eight meters.
Seven... six... My head hit the...
Bam! Right here. Bam!
-Okay, I got it, Franco.
I'm sorry. I don't know
what you think happened,
but Nikita is made
by a NASA subsidiary.
Substandard maybe.
Okay, someone touch it.
Shira, touch it please.
-Shi-RA.
Uh... no problem.
There.
There, there, confirm.
There. -Water?
-You want me to try with water?
No problem at all.
Kohava, NASA, okay?
My hand is wet.
There.
Touch where the metal is.
I'm touching the metal, here.
Maybe...
Any spot I didn't get to?
Excellent.
Guys, I thinly we can all
get back to work.
Pleasant shift.
What? -I don't know.
It wasn't plugged in.
I told you, the demolition champ.
-An electrician...
"Issachar Bounty"
Do you hear that?
I don't hear a thing.
Exactly.
No arguments, no yelling,
this is what
a smart supermarket sounds like.
Nice. Impressive.
I stretch a long arm into the future,
grab it and bring it here
to the supermarket to work for us.
Uh... yes, and not only that,
after we sign with "Smarket,"
there's the automatic cleaner machine,
the automatic sausage slicer machine...
All automatic.
We'll save hundreds of thousands
on employees per year.
I like the way she thinks.
-She and I both think alike.
You know what?
I'm going for it. -Really?
Call the media,
I want an official launch tomorrow.
Of course, we're on it.
t's us. -It's US.
Were you there?
Did you see?
I blew him away, right?
Am I right?
He... was impressed with me!
And I didn't even give him the stare!
I totally blew him away.
"It becomes clear
and to myself I say
"No, no, you won't defeat me,
I can't be defeated that fast.
"No, no, you won't defeat me,
I can't be defeated that fast..."
Kohava?
What are you doing?
Practicing my circles...
-What? -I'm looking for a job.
But... but you have a job.
What? You're the legendary cashier
of "Issachar Bounty" Yavne.
That's enough, Ramzi.
Sometimes you have to admit defeat.
-What?
But what about Masada? Huh?
You said we're like Masada.
You listen to every word
that comes out of my mouth?
We're history, Ramzi.
Masada is history, we're history.
What can I say?
That Shira is no fool. I mean it.
In a month or two
we'll all be forgotten.
Our time is up, Ramzik.
It happened to the pyramids,
it happened to the Ashkenazim,
now it's the supermarket employees.
Our role in history is over.
But no one, Ramzi,
no one will take our memories.
Not even the most advanced robot.
-For sure.
You got snot. Snot, here.
-Yes.
People, this is a historic day.
Today the "Issachar Bounty" Group
is marching towards the future!
And it's all thanks
to these wonderful managers.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
today we are introducing
a new machine
into our smart supermarket.
All you have to do
is take an item, any item
sugar, mayonnaise, shampoo,
scan it on the scanner
and the register...
Hold on, it's...
maybe it's nervous
with all the cameras.
Let's try a different item.
You checked it, right?
-Sure. -Yes.
You scan an item and..
Shira, what's going on?
-This never happened to me.
To the machine. I'm so sorry.
Okay.
What's going on?
What are you doing to me
with this screw up?
She's got it.
Ramzi, where's the...
Okay, maybe it's...
over here, hold on.
Technology. -Maybe the...
Ow! -Okay, stop filming,
stop filming.
I'm calling off the item,
put down the camera!
Sir... -What are you doing to me?
-I can fix the malfunction.
It's not me, it's her!
I told her it wouldn't work.
Put down the camera!
-No, no, no, no!
Get rid of this Nikita now.
I don't want to hear about this again.
I... -Never again!
-It's just the contact...
had nothing to do with
-Shkedi!
What happened?
-You won't believe it.
The cashier went kaput,
the launch is off.
The supermarket's been saved, Ramzi!
-We're not going home!
You did it!
The night before
Confirm.
You sacrificed your biggest dream
for your employees.
Dreams come and go.
Family - there's only one.
We're not going home!
We're not going home!
Shira.
I wanted to tell you something.
-Okay.
It's not easy to say this, but...
it's important to me. I...
Those pants give you an ass,
a big one.
And they're transparent
in the light of the fridges.
That's all we talk about. I..
Which reminds me, your...
lace panties,
they deserve a rest
every once in a while.
They're panties, not a coat.
With love.
We're not going home!
We're not going home!
- See you next season -
On behalf of myself
and the "Issachar Bounty" team...
You...
If I don't get a picture
with Aharoni...
You won't talk to our manager like that!
I have a 30 minute break,
how about we go to the freezer
and warm up? -What?!
Go on, you...
She's rabies, she's rabies!
That what?
-That you brought it from home
with the shingles and windows?
Are you trying to impress us
with your loaded father and baskets?
With a childlike look... Here!
Did I ask you or the machine?
-What?
Just tell me if it's the Ladino Brothers.
I don't ask for much,
my nephew is dying.
If my sin is my desire
to help my fellow man,
then I say it here with pride:
I am a sinner!
I get all the morons.
If my sin is my desire
to help my fellow man,
then I say...
"The nights have gone by
in the fields..."
"There have been..."
Hold on.
It's Kohava.
"We hardly felt..."
Nikita is an automatic checkout -
a checkout without a cashier.
I stretch a long arm into the future
and bring it here, to the present.
Wooo...
-Nice!
Does it work with two?
Why not? -Nice!
Congrats on your first automatic purchase!
-Wow! -Here's to many more.
When Steve wanted something,
he had this method -
he would stare at the person,
this penetrating gaze.
Connect to us and save
5,000 dollars a day on employees.
Not good.
Not good at all.
If the pilot
of the automatic cashier works...
Then we're all going home.
"Checkout"
say this out of sincere concern
for the supermarket,
otherwise I wouldn't say it.
We're very concerned. -Yes!
The automatic cashier will be the ruin
of the supermarket! It will!
People in the supermarket.
-Exactly.
"Hey, automatic cashier,"
swipe, swipe. Left, right.
No one looking, into bag,
Chibotero, "bad person,"
close boom, money, poof, huh?
Who?
Avihai, listen to me,
you must understand,
a cashier isn't here to know
that the grapefruit code is 605. -912.
Don't hold me to the number.
-It's three numbers.
Get to the point, Kohava.
-Then tell her not to interrupt!
I didn't mean... okay.
-Shira, this is impossible!
We're trying to talk
and you keep butting in!
Avihai, I'm sorry,
either you tell her to leave
or I won't go on.
Just go on. -I'm done.
So what do you say? -What?
I don't feel like handing out
free food to customers.
They finish off half the supermarket
with all the tastings as it is.
Right! -This is no charity.
-Right. -Of course not, no.
This isn't "Open Your Heart."
-Alright, I heard you. Okay.
I understand your concern, that's why...
-You see?
When you speak
no one interrupts you.
That's why the "Smarket" labs
conducted extensive studies
in San Francisco. -San Francisco?
Excuse me, with all due respect.
Now you're interrupting me, Kohava.
-Because you said San Francisco.
If you hadn't... No, excuse me.
You're comparing San Francisco to Israel?
People steal from cashiers,
so from a robot?! All the more!
Okay... Avihai...
the only thing I can say
is that I think you should
go for the automatic cashier.
What's with the look?
-You should. You won't be sorry.
The automatic cashier is our futupe.
Tell me,
aren't those the signs of a stroke?
She has to eat more liver.
-She's a vegetarian, idiot.
You should.
Give me a chance
until the end of the pilot.
Okay, fine,
don't look at me like that.
I'll give you a chance until the end
of the pilot, but you listen to me,
if there's any stealing,
I'm skyrocketing you
and the automatic outta here!
You hear me?
What's this?
All this for 3.80?
You see?
Turns out you are the cheapest.
Have a nice day.
Pal, you're messing with the wrong
security guard.
That's right,
three times boxing champ.
Chibotero, Mordechai Chibotero.
Where's the gun?
Did I tell you or not?
You heard me, I told you.
What's going on? -Here.
-We caught this schlub stealing.
Oh no...
-"Oh no"? Tell me,
does the supermarket have to go under
before you listen to me?
You let the cat guard the cream -
no cream, no cottage cheese,
no razor blades.
I'm calling Avihai right now.
No, no, don't do that.
Kohava, don't call Avihai.
Chibotero, you caught a thief,
call the police. -What for?
Right. -If I'm here.
-Yeah, why the police? -What for?
What else? Did you think
you'd get a free ride?
Call the police. -It's just a few items.
-That's evidence, hands off!
I'm putting them back.
-Hello? Police? -No, no, I...
Aunt Kohi.
-What? -What? -What?!
What's going on, Kohava?
-What?
This young man called you Aunt Kohi.
-I don't even know the dude!
Okay, stop, off, confirm.
Excuse me, is this woman your aunt?
Dad's sister.
What? Excuse me!
Wait, hold on.
Who do you believe? -Kohava...
-Me, a loyal employee of 12 years,
or a treacherous kleptomaniac
who'll be so sorry for what he just did?!
The police are on the way.
Go, you stranger!
He's lucky I just had a meal
or I would have tom him apart.
Yes, we all are.
Let's get back to work.
Let's do that
while the supermarket goes to pot.
Come, Kohava.
Do have any more nephews, Kohava?
-Yes.
That still talk to you?
-No.
So what do we do now?
Look, we realized that customers
can't harm the checkout. -Right.
So maybe
the checkout can harm the customers.
I told you I'm an amateur electrician
by profession.
Ever since I was a kid
I repaired heaters,
humidifiers, electric blinds...
I'm the repair champ,
but you know what
'm even better at? Demolishing.
I'm gonna mess with Nikita's wires
and anyone who touches it
will get such a jolt
that he'll have
to put it out to pasture.
It could be dangerous.
-It could be?
It has to be dangerous,
otherwise what's the point?
I swear, you filmmakers are dense.
Well, does it electrocute?
-Patience, my dear, patience.
Would you mind not filming now?
-They're here? -Move that away.
Here. -Yes.
-A real hazard.
You just touch it and...
it zaps you, right Franco?
Yes, it's more "zap kazam."
More "zap kazam."
Okay, this can't be right.
But here's a firsthand victim,
a man without sin.
It's a miracle he's still with us.
Why would he lie? What woCild he gain?
400 shekels in coupons, easy money.
Listen, this thing is very dangerous.
I touched it
and went flying some nine meters.
Eight meters.
Seven... six... My head hit the...
Bam! Right here. Bam!
-Okay, I got it, Franco.
I'm sorry. I don't know
what you think happened,
but Nikita is made
by a NASA subsidiary.
Substandard maybe.
Okay, someone touch it.
Shira, touch it please.
-Shi-RA.
Uh... no problem.
There.
There, there, confirm.
There. -Water?
-You want me to try with water?
No problem at all.
Kohava, NASA, okay?
My hand is wet.
There.
Touch where the metal is.
I'm touching the metal, here.
Maybe...
Any spot I didn't get to?
Excellent.
Guys, I thinly we can all
get back to work.
Pleasant shift.
What? -I don't know.
It wasn't plugged in.
I told you, the demolition champ.
-An electrician...
"Issachar Bounty"
Do you hear that?
I don't hear a thing.
Exactly.
No arguments, no yelling,
this is what
a smart supermarket sounds like.
Nice. Impressive.
I stretch a long arm into the future,
grab it and bring it here
to the supermarket to work for us.
Uh... yes, and not only that,
after we sign with "Smarket,"
there's the automatic cleaner machine,
the automatic sausage slicer machine...
All automatic.
We'll save hundreds of thousands
on employees per year.
I like the way she thinks.
-She and I both think alike.
You know what?
I'm going for it. -Really?
Call the media,
I want an official launch tomorrow.
Of course, we're on it.
t's us. -It's US.
Were you there?
Did you see?
I blew him away, right?
Am I right?
He... was impressed with me!
And I didn't even give him the stare!
I totally blew him away.
"It becomes clear
and to myself I say
"No, no, you won't defeat me,
I can't be defeated that fast.
"No, no, you won't defeat me,
I can't be defeated that fast..."
Kohava?
What are you doing?
Practicing my circles...
-What? -I'm looking for a job.
But... but you have a job.
What? You're the legendary cashier
of "Issachar Bounty" Yavne.
That's enough, Ramzi.
Sometimes you have to admit defeat.
-What?
But what about Masada? Huh?
You said we're like Masada.
You listen to every word
that comes out of my mouth?
We're history, Ramzi.
Masada is history, we're history.
What can I say?
That Shira is no fool. I mean it.
In a month or two
we'll all be forgotten.
Our time is up, Ramzik.
It happened to the pyramids,
it happened to the Ashkenazim,
now it's the supermarket employees.
Our role in history is over.
But no one, Ramzi,
no one will take our memories.
Not even the most advanced robot.
-For sure.
You got snot. Snot, here.
-Yes.
People, this is a historic day.
Today the "Issachar Bounty" Group
is marching towards the future!
And it's all thanks
to these wonderful managers.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
today we are introducing
a new machine
into our smart supermarket.
All you have to do
is take an item, any item
sugar, mayonnaise, shampoo,
scan it on the scanner
and the register...
Hold on, it's...
maybe it's nervous
with all the cameras.
Let's try a different item.
You checked it, right?
-Sure. -Yes.
You scan an item and..
Shira, what's going on?
-This never happened to me.
To the machine. I'm so sorry.
Okay.
What's going on?
What are you doing to me
with this screw up?
She's got it.
Ramzi, where's the...
Okay, maybe it's...
over here, hold on.
Technology. -Maybe the...
Ow! -Okay, stop filming,
stop filming.
I'm calling off the item,
put down the camera!
Sir... -What are you doing to me?
-I can fix the malfunction.
It's not me, it's her!
I told her it wouldn't work.
Put down the camera!
-No, no, no, no!
Get rid of this Nikita now.
I don't want to hear about this again.
I... -Never again!
-It's just the contact...
had nothing to do with
-Shkedi!
What happened?
-You won't believe it.
The cashier went kaput,
the launch is off.
The supermarket's been saved, Ramzi!
-We're not going home!
You did it!
The night before
Confirm.
You sacrificed your biggest dream
for your employees.
Dreams come and go.
Family - there's only one.
We're not going home!
We're not going home!
Shira.
I wanted to tell you something.
-Okay.
It's not easy to say this, but...
it's important to me. I...
Those pants give you an ass,
a big one.
And they're transparent
in the light of the fridges.
That's all we talk about. I..
Which reminds me, your...
lace panties,
they deserve a rest
every once in a while.
They're panties, not a coat.
With love.
We're not going home!
We're not going home!
- See you next season -
On behalf of myself
and the "Issachar Bounty" team...
You...
If I don't get a picture
with Aharoni...
You won't talk to our manager like that!
I have a 30 minute break,
how about we go to the freezer
and warm up? -What?!
Go on, you...
She's rabies, she's rabies!
That what?
-That you brought it from home
with the shingles and windows?
Are you trying to impress us
with your loaded father and baskets?
With a childlike look... Here!
Did I ask you or the machine?
-What?
Just tell me if it's the Ladino Brothers.
I don't ask for much,
my nephew is dying.
If my sin is my desire
to help my fellow man,
then I say it here with pride:
I am a sinner!
I get all the morons.
If my sin is my desire
to help my fellow man,
then I say...
"The nights have gone by
in the fields..."
"There have been..."
Hold on.
It's Kohava.
"We hardly felt..."