Cash Register (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Rebellion in the Supermarket Part 1 - full transcript
Shira has made a new regulation: All employees must wear hats during their shift.
Bye, honey, bye. No, you.
No, you, you. Bye, bye.
The idiot,
can't listen to her anymore.
Tell me, as a woman,
what do women want for their birthday?
It depends on the woman.
What she likes, what excites her.
You know, a woman.
Shopping, nails, credit cards, a woman.
Okay.
Why not donate a nice sum
to the poor on her behalf?
Then you'll get a heart shield
that's both jewelry and a memento...
Forget it, I'll ask Kohava.
Okay, back to business.
The owner and CEO
of the supermarket chain
is coming in two days,
Mr. Issachar Skedi. -Right.
How are you going to shame me?
Funny...
I am not going to shame you.
We've been preparing for this visit
like crazy for two months,
I want to show you what we prepared
and I'll start with my baby.
Something as yet unseen
in this country.
Customer restrooms?
The first empowerment booth
of its kind.
I'll explain.
Okay, so Steve... Steve...
Jobs, at his "Apple" office,
he did this amazing thing.
He created an empowerment booth
that an employee can enter
when he suffers a meltdown
or feels stressed during work,
be charged with renewed energy
and emerge feeling brand new.
I think that Issachar Shkedi
will love it, to say the least.
You try it.
Excuse me, Avihai.
Okay.
Try it.
"You are unique. Hug yourself".
Empowering, no?
"Love yourself".
And my favorite:
"Only dead fish swim with the flow".
Beautiful...
-So what do you say?
That if you want to run a summer camp,
go work at the community center.
Issachar Shkedi only cares
about three things:
Cleanliness, cleanliness, cleanliness!
Less hug yourself,
more hug the mop! Clear?
An empowerment booth...
Excuse me, I need to be empowered.
"Issachar Bounty"
Checkout
Ladies and Gents, a makeover!
-Wow, you got a haircut!
No. I just had gradual hair loss.
Then a bird that ate beets peed on me.
Of course I got a haircut!
You wouldn't believe the reactions.
Very nice. -You see?
I see the change bowl was replaced.
The "change bowl" you moron?
My hair! -Ah, nice.
Issachar Shkedi, the CEO,
is coming in two days.
I said, "Kohava, this is your chance
to catch his eye."
Last time he was here was 10 years ago
and we clicked.
He looked at me and then..
he looked at me again.
And then he looked at me
and he said,
I remember it like it was today,
"Keep it up."
Is it nice? -Sure. -Right?
Nice or nice-nice?
-Nice-nice.
How much from 1 to 10?
Would you do me?
I'm kidding.
Good one. -But would you?
I went with an open mind.
I said to George, my stylist,
"I'm in your hands, do as you will.
I trust you blindly,
"but if it comes out bad
I'll break both your hands.
But it came out nice, right?
-Uh, yes.
Nice or nice-nice?
-Nice-nice.
From 1 to 10?
-10.
Be honest,
not because I'm the star of this movie.
For real.
-Would you do me?
Look how he turned white.
Good morning, Kohava, how are you?
Fine, fine.
Great. How was your weekend?
-Wow, I missed you so much...
Me? -You know I'm crazy about you.
-I feel that we've gotten closer too...
Sweetie, can't you see I'm talking?
-Oh, sorry...
No, someone's standing over me.
I'll talk to you later, okay, sweetie?
Bye, bubi, love you too.
What do you want?
Okay, well,
I have good news and bad news.
'll start with the bad news.
-Okay.
A customer returned feta cheese
that she bought here
because there was hair on it.
Tell her they're sweet shredded noodles.
-I won't tell her that... -Why not?!
On to the good news,
if you don't mind. -What?
The good news is...
You're quitting? You're fired?
You got canned? What?!
From now on all the employees,
and I mean all, on every shift...
will wear a cap.
Avihai edified me
on the issue of cleanliness
so I decided on some quickfire reforms
before the CEO's visit,
and here is one of them.
Hello!
I didn't spend 3,500 shekels
on a Nelly Fortedo haircut
to cover it with a "Issachar Bounty" cap.
Here, put it on.
-It's okay, I put on at home.
I don't need it,
I don't... have hair loss.
Okay, Kohava, to be on the safe side.
-My hair is iron.
My stylist says it's so strong,
I have reverse hair loss.
He broke three scissors on me.
Kohava, I found three hairs
in the puff pastry.
I'm going to change them.
Oy, Kohava...
Look.
It's not mine. -It's burgundy.
-Yeah, it's... from Anatoly's cat.
He's burgundy...
gray, grayish-burgundy.
You're so annoying.
Listen, it's lovely!
You're just skeptical.
Keep it on, it flatters you.
As we say, "Issachar Bounty,
the price is low, the customer..."
"Is precious." -Yes.
What, you're still here?
I hate coming to the supermarket like this.
-"Like this"? -You know, like this.
I feel bad in a piece that costs more
than what all the employees make.
So what are you doing here?
-I just popped in for something.
I'm on my way to my coaching workshop,
"GPS to Happiness."
You must have heard about it.
No. -Oh well.
I'm getting goji berries for adrenaline
and I'm out of here.
I feel so over-dressed.
Excuse me.
Do you still have red beans?
-Excuse me?
Don't you work here?
-No, not at all.
Me? Working in the supermarket?
Me?!
Shuni Stratiner, customer
It's wonderful. She..
She thought...
Dimwit.
Oh, hi.
I see you changed.
-What? Oh, yes.
I felt over-dressed
for a lecture for 200 people.
Maybe I'll wear it next week
when I have 500 people.
Is it because of what the lady said?
-What?
Very funny.
I didn't even remember that.
No, I'm reassessing the path to happiness.
-Excuse me? -It's from my method.
"GPS to Happiness."
Haven't you heard about it?
Too bad, you could use it.
In any case, no one will dictate
what Shuni Stratiner should wear.
Mom, can I have another snack?
-How cute, you thought I'm your mommy?
Yes.
-Yes? Were you scared?
Come, sweetheart,
I'll help you find your mommy.
Where's...?
Oh, here's mommy! Right?
No? That's not mommy?
Then where's mommy?
Benchuk, sweetie, come to mommy.
Issachar Bounty"
Goose down, huh?'-Totally. Burgundy...
-Pull it, see how strong.
Pull already.
-With both hands?
Yes, don't be a sissy.
You never pulled anyone's hair?
Kohava. -Give a pull!
-Kohava. -We're busy here.
Kohava.
Fine...
So annoying.
That's much better.
Enjoy your shopping. -Thank you.
So will you pick me up for folk dancing?
I forgot I have a date tonight.
It slipped my mind. Sorry.
I swear, that bird-brain
will be the end of me.
My strength is in my hair
and she's taking it away.
Like the story of Samson and Delilah,
and she's Delilah.
Whoa, I just realized!
Delilah, the airhead.
Shira's an airhead.
Especially here, get a close-up.
She has a big head,
but it's full of air.
That's why she wants us
to wear the caps!
She doesn't want the air to escape...
from her airhead head.
Kohava. What's wrong?
I don't know. I'm itchy.
Take the cap off a sec.
Oy vay! You have a rash!
Really?
I must be allergic to something.
Oh well. -No, no,
it's from the fabric of the cap.
Spicy Hungarian paprika.
It has to be spicy.
A pinch of spice blend,
for the color.
Cumin, for the smell. Always.
All over. I love the smell of cumin.
Yemeni spice,
it's for my soup today...
And presto, a rash wherever you want.
Grandma Bluma's recipe.
It was passed down,
whenever someone didn't want
to go somewhere...
No, you said it's important,
I respect your opinion.
That's lovely,
but I won't let you sacrifice yourself
for the supermarket. Take it off.
If you say so. You're the boss.
-Okay, I'll give you mine.
Mine's specially made of viscose,
I have sensitive skin too.
This part breathes
and it's antiallergenic.
No, sweetie, no,
you'll end up with a rash like mine.
No I won't!
-You're in charge of the supermarket...
No, Kohava, I have a spare cap.
And I put cream on.
You put the cream on here
and put it on your head.
Great.
What's this?
It smells like YeYneni spice.
Oh! Nice! -What?
This? It's not'hing.
I felt like a change before the lecture.
I'm already late.
So it has nothing to do with the boy
who thought you're his mother?
Who? Oh, him?
I didn't even remember that.
No, I wanted something warmer.
Gal Gadot wore it to the Oscars.
Dude, can I get another one?
-Excuse me?
Oh man, I was sure you're...
This is hilarious!
You should do a selfie together.
A rooster? Now I'm a rooster?
You think it's funny? Did you send him?
Is that how you're going to the lecture?
-No lecture, I canceled.
Why? -Why?
Because it turns out
'm a fat, ugly rooster, that's why.
Reassess the path to happiness.
-Cut the crap, okay?
No coffee, no nothing.
-Please sit down.
Quiet!
I convened you today
due to the recent persecution decree
the caps.
We all agree
that they're annoying, itchy...
A source of pride, super cool.
Ramzi... -Yes?
With all due respect
to a few hairs on a piece of cheese,
no one will tell us
what to put on our heads.
Am I right or not?
I want to hear you.
I like it. It's understated.
Anatoly, that's because
you have a receding hairline.
The Batman symbol.
Nissim, let's be serious.
But that was a good one...
There will be time for insults later.
I have a few.
Wait, Kohava,
what's so bad about the cap?
Excuse me, did I say you could speak?
Why are you butting in?
Can't you see what's going on?
This cap is turning us
into lifeless slaves!
A bunch of chimpanzees
with caps on our heads!
Is that what you want?
To be Shira's monkeys?
What's so bad about that?
Sitting on a tire all day,
swinging, eating bananas. I wish.
Honestly...
I didn't want to discuss this with you.
I hoped you'd get it on your own.
I guess you're a bunch of knuckleheads.
-Excuse me?
Good morning.
-I've been here all along.
Yes, so I'm going
to give it to you straight.
Say it already.
Take your time.
-This...
This, yes? -Yes.
-This...
"Issachar Bounty"
Anatoly.
A bullet to the head?
What did we say about working
without a cap, Anatoly? -I lost it.
Then why didn't you tell me?
Here, brand new. -Thanks.
Anatoly, what's going on?
-I'm fine, you know.
How are you? -Anatoly, don't talk back,
we discussed this.
The CEO is coming
and I want everyone to wear a cap.
I don't remember how to put it on.
-Nissim! You too? -What?
Where's your cap?
Not that one, Nissim, the cap I gave you.
-That one? It makes my butt look big.
Okay, stop, off, confirm.
I want to know what the problem is.
What the problem is?
-Yes, what the problem is.
The problem is that I...
-Me too.
Don't like being followed to the bathroom.
-Who's following you to the bathroom?
KGB, that's who.
-Do you think we're knuckleheads?
You want to know
that your employees are working, fine,
but putting a GPS chip in a cap,
now that's disgusting.
This is a democracy, Lady.
-Excuse me for saying this
and excuse my language,
but you're out of your minds.
A chip? Someone's following you?
What are you talking about?
Here..
I put on your cap, you put on mine.
-I can't, I have delicate skin.
It gives me a rash.
-Delicate. -I mean it.
Right. -I get it, fine.
Anatoly, give me the scissors.
Let's find a GPS chip in the cap.
I mean, I usually put a chip in.
Where did you even come up with that?
Like I have the money to order chips
and put them in the caps.
I barely get a budget for toilet paper.
Hello? Who's in the bathroom? Kohava?
Maybe the GPS chip is here.
I don't know, maybe I'll find it...
Maybe, if I try hard...
Maybe it's here.
Is there a chip in here?
Maybe I hid it under the "Bounty,"
maybe there's a spy in the GPS
that tracks where you're going.
Do you see a GPS chip?
I don't think so!
Now, please, put on the caps.
Now!
Have a pleasant shift.
Kohava, do I look like a cop to you?
-Maybe, the mustache...
Kohava, cap, please.
-So you can follow us in the bathroom?
Not that absurd rumor again.
-First of all, it's not absurd.
Second of all, it's rock solid.
-It's total nonsense!
I explained that to the other employees.
Enough is enough.
Cap on head at all times.
Mr. Shkedi is coming tomorrow
and I want us to look our best.
So do I.
-Then put it on, Kohava.
Shira, I won't.
-What do you mean, you won't?
I mean I won't put it on,
what don't you get?
It's like "I will put it on,"
just "won't" instead of "will."
I'm not kidding, Kohava.
If you don't care what you look like,
that's your problem, not mine.
Kohava, really,
you're walking a very thin line.
Sweetheart, you won't tell me
what line to walk, or how thick.
What will you do, fire me?
Yes.
If you don't put the cap on now,
you're fired.
Remember that as long as
I run this supermarket,
everyone, and I mean everyone,
will wear a cap all the time. Period.
The conflict with Kohava reminded me
of when I was an army commander.
I had a very unruly soldier.
Her name was Libat Haliva.
At one point I decided
that I have to put an end to it,
I said to her: "Under my command
you do as I say, I'm the commander."
What did she do?
-She head-butted me in the face.
My two front teeth...
at the emergency clinic they...
dental coating, at the army's expense.
And if you'll notice,
all the employees are wearing caps.
Very nice. Whose idea was that?
-This idea was mine.
The implementation... was mine too.
Way to go, Avihai!
I hope you're taking a lesson from him
and not just admiring his pretty face.
That's funny.
With a cap, without a cap -
I'm sure Issachar Shkedi will recognize
the love of his life
under a piece of fabric too.
As ugly as it is.
Okay, we're outta here.
Where's the direction?
Hello, Sir. How are you?
-What?!
Forgive me.
I got confused because of the cap.
-This is Kohava. She's a cashier.
Carry on, carry on.
I must say this is one
of the more impeccable branches
I've seen in a while.
-Work hard, get results.
And this is the final station on our tour,
the department I'm most proud of,
our meat counter,
or as I call it, our charcuterie.
What's this? What's this?!
-Shira, he asked you a question!
My cat got away today of all days.
The day of Issachar Shkedi's visit.
You! You! You!
What did I ask of you?
A million dollars? Flying carts?
Just cleanliness! And what do I get?
A cat on the pastrami?
Do you know the damage you caused me?
Avihai, I'm so sorry...
I have an idea how to fix this.
Oh yeah? I have an idea too.
-Then let's hear yours. -You're fired.
Do you want to hear my idea?
-Goodbye!
Go home.
Get back to work! -Sure.
Shira.
Oh my God, that face...
She was in pain... She was so...
I wanted to say something to her,
but I couldn't find the words and she left.
I'd like to say it to her now on camera,
if you don't mind.
Shira, if you're watching us from home
or from the unemployment bureau,
I wanted to say, I wish you were here...
to see what a cool haircut I have!
How hot am I?
Okay, as you know, she... -Shira.
-Shira won't be with us anymore
Give it up for your new manager,
Eva Baron.
Good morning. -Good morning.
-You see? She's a sweetheart.
You were tripping for nothing.
-I said "good morning"!
Stand up. A security guard doesn't sit.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I knew it would happen.
We got Pharaoh.
No, you, you. Bye, bye.
The idiot,
can't listen to her anymore.
Tell me, as a woman,
what do women want for their birthday?
It depends on the woman.
What she likes, what excites her.
You know, a woman.
Shopping, nails, credit cards, a woman.
Okay.
Why not donate a nice sum
to the poor on her behalf?
Then you'll get a heart shield
that's both jewelry and a memento...
Forget it, I'll ask Kohava.
Okay, back to business.
The owner and CEO
of the supermarket chain
is coming in two days,
Mr. Issachar Skedi. -Right.
How are you going to shame me?
Funny...
I am not going to shame you.
We've been preparing for this visit
like crazy for two months,
I want to show you what we prepared
and I'll start with my baby.
Something as yet unseen
in this country.
Customer restrooms?
The first empowerment booth
of its kind.
I'll explain.
Okay, so Steve... Steve...
Jobs, at his "Apple" office,
he did this amazing thing.
He created an empowerment booth
that an employee can enter
when he suffers a meltdown
or feels stressed during work,
be charged with renewed energy
and emerge feeling brand new.
I think that Issachar Shkedi
will love it, to say the least.
You try it.
Excuse me, Avihai.
Okay.
Try it.
"You are unique. Hug yourself".
Empowering, no?
"Love yourself".
And my favorite:
"Only dead fish swim with the flow".
Beautiful...
-So what do you say?
That if you want to run a summer camp,
go work at the community center.
Issachar Shkedi only cares
about three things:
Cleanliness, cleanliness, cleanliness!
Less hug yourself,
more hug the mop! Clear?
An empowerment booth...
Excuse me, I need to be empowered.
"Issachar Bounty"
Checkout
Ladies and Gents, a makeover!
-Wow, you got a haircut!
No. I just had gradual hair loss.
Then a bird that ate beets peed on me.
Of course I got a haircut!
You wouldn't believe the reactions.
Very nice. -You see?
I see the change bowl was replaced.
The "change bowl" you moron?
My hair! -Ah, nice.
Issachar Shkedi, the CEO,
is coming in two days.
I said, "Kohava, this is your chance
to catch his eye."
Last time he was here was 10 years ago
and we clicked.
He looked at me and then..
he looked at me again.
And then he looked at me
and he said,
I remember it like it was today,
"Keep it up."
Is it nice? -Sure. -Right?
Nice or nice-nice?
-Nice-nice.
How much from 1 to 10?
Would you do me?
I'm kidding.
Good one. -But would you?
I went with an open mind.
I said to George, my stylist,
"I'm in your hands, do as you will.
I trust you blindly,
"but if it comes out bad
I'll break both your hands.
But it came out nice, right?
-Uh, yes.
Nice or nice-nice?
-Nice-nice.
From 1 to 10?
-10.
Be honest,
not because I'm the star of this movie.
For real.
-Would you do me?
Look how he turned white.
Good morning, Kohava, how are you?
Fine, fine.
Great. How was your weekend?
-Wow, I missed you so much...
Me? -You know I'm crazy about you.
-I feel that we've gotten closer too...
Sweetie, can't you see I'm talking?
-Oh, sorry...
No, someone's standing over me.
I'll talk to you later, okay, sweetie?
Bye, bubi, love you too.
What do you want?
Okay, well,
I have good news and bad news.
'll start with the bad news.
-Okay.
A customer returned feta cheese
that she bought here
because there was hair on it.
Tell her they're sweet shredded noodles.
-I won't tell her that... -Why not?!
On to the good news,
if you don't mind. -What?
The good news is...
You're quitting? You're fired?
You got canned? What?!
From now on all the employees,
and I mean all, on every shift...
will wear a cap.
Avihai edified me
on the issue of cleanliness
so I decided on some quickfire reforms
before the CEO's visit,
and here is one of them.
Hello!
I didn't spend 3,500 shekels
on a Nelly Fortedo haircut
to cover it with a "Issachar Bounty" cap.
Here, put it on.
-It's okay, I put on at home.
I don't need it,
I don't... have hair loss.
Okay, Kohava, to be on the safe side.
-My hair is iron.
My stylist says it's so strong,
I have reverse hair loss.
He broke three scissors on me.
Kohava, I found three hairs
in the puff pastry.
I'm going to change them.
Oy, Kohava...
Look.
It's not mine. -It's burgundy.
-Yeah, it's... from Anatoly's cat.
He's burgundy...
gray, grayish-burgundy.
You're so annoying.
Listen, it's lovely!
You're just skeptical.
Keep it on, it flatters you.
As we say, "Issachar Bounty,
the price is low, the customer..."
"Is precious." -Yes.
What, you're still here?
I hate coming to the supermarket like this.
-"Like this"? -You know, like this.
I feel bad in a piece that costs more
than what all the employees make.
So what are you doing here?
-I just popped in for something.
I'm on my way to my coaching workshop,
"GPS to Happiness."
You must have heard about it.
No. -Oh well.
I'm getting goji berries for adrenaline
and I'm out of here.
I feel so over-dressed.
Excuse me.
Do you still have red beans?
-Excuse me?
Don't you work here?
-No, not at all.
Me? Working in the supermarket?
Me?!
Shuni Stratiner, customer
It's wonderful. She..
She thought...
Dimwit.
Oh, hi.
I see you changed.
-What? Oh, yes.
I felt over-dressed
for a lecture for 200 people.
Maybe I'll wear it next week
when I have 500 people.
Is it because of what the lady said?
-What?
Very funny.
I didn't even remember that.
No, I'm reassessing the path to happiness.
-Excuse me? -It's from my method.
"GPS to Happiness."
Haven't you heard about it?
Too bad, you could use it.
In any case, no one will dictate
what Shuni Stratiner should wear.
Mom, can I have another snack?
-How cute, you thought I'm your mommy?
Yes.
-Yes? Were you scared?
Come, sweetheart,
I'll help you find your mommy.
Where's...?
Oh, here's mommy! Right?
No? That's not mommy?
Then where's mommy?
Benchuk, sweetie, come to mommy.
Issachar Bounty"
Goose down, huh?'-Totally. Burgundy...
-Pull it, see how strong.
Pull already.
-With both hands?
Yes, don't be a sissy.
You never pulled anyone's hair?
Kohava. -Give a pull!
-Kohava. -We're busy here.
Kohava.
Fine...
So annoying.
That's much better.
Enjoy your shopping. -Thank you.
So will you pick me up for folk dancing?
I forgot I have a date tonight.
It slipped my mind. Sorry.
I swear, that bird-brain
will be the end of me.
My strength is in my hair
and she's taking it away.
Like the story of Samson and Delilah,
and she's Delilah.
Whoa, I just realized!
Delilah, the airhead.
Shira's an airhead.
Especially here, get a close-up.
She has a big head,
but it's full of air.
That's why she wants us
to wear the caps!
She doesn't want the air to escape...
from her airhead head.
Kohava. What's wrong?
I don't know. I'm itchy.
Take the cap off a sec.
Oy vay! You have a rash!
Really?
I must be allergic to something.
Oh well. -No, no,
it's from the fabric of the cap.
Spicy Hungarian paprika.
It has to be spicy.
A pinch of spice blend,
for the color.
Cumin, for the smell. Always.
All over. I love the smell of cumin.
Yemeni spice,
it's for my soup today...
And presto, a rash wherever you want.
Grandma Bluma's recipe.
It was passed down,
whenever someone didn't want
to go somewhere...
No, you said it's important,
I respect your opinion.
That's lovely,
but I won't let you sacrifice yourself
for the supermarket. Take it off.
If you say so. You're the boss.
-Okay, I'll give you mine.
Mine's specially made of viscose,
I have sensitive skin too.
This part breathes
and it's antiallergenic.
No, sweetie, no,
you'll end up with a rash like mine.
No I won't!
-You're in charge of the supermarket...
No, Kohava, I have a spare cap.
And I put cream on.
You put the cream on here
and put it on your head.
Great.
What's this?
It smells like YeYneni spice.
Oh! Nice! -What?
This? It's not'hing.
I felt like a change before the lecture.
I'm already late.
So it has nothing to do with the boy
who thought you're his mother?
Who? Oh, him?
I didn't even remember that.
No, I wanted something warmer.
Gal Gadot wore it to the Oscars.
Dude, can I get another one?
-Excuse me?
Oh man, I was sure you're...
This is hilarious!
You should do a selfie together.
A rooster? Now I'm a rooster?
You think it's funny? Did you send him?
Is that how you're going to the lecture?
-No lecture, I canceled.
Why? -Why?
Because it turns out
'm a fat, ugly rooster, that's why.
Reassess the path to happiness.
-Cut the crap, okay?
No coffee, no nothing.
-Please sit down.
Quiet!
I convened you today
due to the recent persecution decree
the caps.
We all agree
that they're annoying, itchy...
A source of pride, super cool.
Ramzi... -Yes?
With all due respect
to a few hairs on a piece of cheese,
no one will tell us
what to put on our heads.
Am I right or not?
I want to hear you.
I like it. It's understated.
Anatoly, that's because
you have a receding hairline.
The Batman symbol.
Nissim, let's be serious.
But that was a good one...
There will be time for insults later.
I have a few.
Wait, Kohava,
what's so bad about the cap?
Excuse me, did I say you could speak?
Why are you butting in?
Can't you see what's going on?
This cap is turning us
into lifeless slaves!
A bunch of chimpanzees
with caps on our heads!
Is that what you want?
To be Shira's monkeys?
What's so bad about that?
Sitting on a tire all day,
swinging, eating bananas. I wish.
Honestly...
I didn't want to discuss this with you.
I hoped you'd get it on your own.
I guess you're a bunch of knuckleheads.
-Excuse me?
Good morning.
-I've been here all along.
Yes, so I'm going
to give it to you straight.
Say it already.
Take your time.
-This...
This, yes? -Yes.
-This...
"Issachar Bounty"
Anatoly.
A bullet to the head?
What did we say about working
without a cap, Anatoly? -I lost it.
Then why didn't you tell me?
Here, brand new. -Thanks.
Anatoly, what's going on?
-I'm fine, you know.
How are you? -Anatoly, don't talk back,
we discussed this.
The CEO is coming
and I want everyone to wear a cap.
I don't remember how to put it on.
-Nissim! You too? -What?
Where's your cap?
Not that one, Nissim, the cap I gave you.
-That one? It makes my butt look big.
Okay, stop, off, confirm.
I want to know what the problem is.
What the problem is?
-Yes, what the problem is.
The problem is that I...
-Me too.
Don't like being followed to the bathroom.
-Who's following you to the bathroom?
KGB, that's who.
-Do you think we're knuckleheads?
You want to know
that your employees are working, fine,
but putting a GPS chip in a cap,
now that's disgusting.
This is a democracy, Lady.
-Excuse me for saying this
and excuse my language,
but you're out of your minds.
A chip? Someone's following you?
What are you talking about?
Here..
I put on your cap, you put on mine.
-I can't, I have delicate skin.
It gives me a rash.
-Delicate. -I mean it.
Right. -I get it, fine.
Anatoly, give me the scissors.
Let's find a GPS chip in the cap.
I mean, I usually put a chip in.
Where did you even come up with that?
Like I have the money to order chips
and put them in the caps.
I barely get a budget for toilet paper.
Hello? Who's in the bathroom? Kohava?
Maybe the GPS chip is here.
I don't know, maybe I'll find it...
Maybe, if I try hard...
Maybe it's here.
Is there a chip in here?
Maybe I hid it under the "Bounty,"
maybe there's a spy in the GPS
that tracks where you're going.
Do you see a GPS chip?
I don't think so!
Now, please, put on the caps.
Now!
Have a pleasant shift.
Kohava, do I look like a cop to you?
-Maybe, the mustache...
Kohava, cap, please.
-So you can follow us in the bathroom?
Not that absurd rumor again.
-First of all, it's not absurd.
Second of all, it's rock solid.
-It's total nonsense!
I explained that to the other employees.
Enough is enough.
Cap on head at all times.
Mr. Shkedi is coming tomorrow
and I want us to look our best.
So do I.
-Then put it on, Kohava.
Shira, I won't.
-What do you mean, you won't?
I mean I won't put it on,
what don't you get?
It's like "I will put it on,"
just "won't" instead of "will."
I'm not kidding, Kohava.
If you don't care what you look like,
that's your problem, not mine.
Kohava, really,
you're walking a very thin line.
Sweetheart, you won't tell me
what line to walk, or how thick.
What will you do, fire me?
Yes.
If you don't put the cap on now,
you're fired.
Remember that as long as
I run this supermarket,
everyone, and I mean everyone,
will wear a cap all the time. Period.
The conflict with Kohava reminded me
of when I was an army commander.
I had a very unruly soldier.
Her name was Libat Haliva.
At one point I decided
that I have to put an end to it,
I said to her: "Under my command
you do as I say, I'm the commander."
What did she do?
-She head-butted me in the face.
My two front teeth...
at the emergency clinic they...
dental coating, at the army's expense.
And if you'll notice,
all the employees are wearing caps.
Very nice. Whose idea was that?
-This idea was mine.
The implementation... was mine too.
Way to go, Avihai!
I hope you're taking a lesson from him
and not just admiring his pretty face.
That's funny.
With a cap, without a cap -
I'm sure Issachar Shkedi will recognize
the love of his life
under a piece of fabric too.
As ugly as it is.
Okay, we're outta here.
Where's the direction?
Hello, Sir. How are you?
-What?!
Forgive me.
I got confused because of the cap.
-This is Kohava. She's a cashier.
Carry on, carry on.
I must say this is one
of the more impeccable branches
I've seen in a while.
-Work hard, get results.
And this is the final station on our tour,
the department I'm most proud of,
our meat counter,
or as I call it, our charcuterie.
What's this? What's this?!
-Shira, he asked you a question!
My cat got away today of all days.
The day of Issachar Shkedi's visit.
You! You! You!
What did I ask of you?
A million dollars? Flying carts?
Just cleanliness! And what do I get?
A cat on the pastrami?
Do you know the damage you caused me?
Avihai, I'm so sorry...
I have an idea how to fix this.
Oh yeah? I have an idea too.
-Then let's hear yours. -You're fired.
Do you want to hear my idea?
-Goodbye!
Go home.
Get back to work! -Sure.
Shira.
Oh my God, that face...
She was in pain... She was so...
I wanted to say something to her,
but I couldn't find the words and she left.
I'd like to say it to her now on camera,
if you don't mind.
Shira, if you're watching us from home
or from the unemployment bureau,
I wanted to say, I wish you were here...
to see what a cool haircut I have!
How hot am I?
Okay, as you know, she... -Shira.
-Shira won't be with us anymore
Give it up for your new manager,
Eva Baron.
Good morning. -Good morning.
-You see? She's a sweetheart.
You were tripping for nothing.
-I said "good morning"!
Stand up. A security guard doesn't sit.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I knew it would happen.
We got Pharaoh.