Californication (2007–2014): Season 2, Episode 2 - The Great Ashby - full transcript
After Hank is arrested by the police and sent to prison, he meets record producer Lew Ashby, who asks Hank to write his biography, in the meantime, Charlie is fired after videos of him masturbating in the office are shown to his boss.
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I can't blieve you made me get a vasectomy.
What do you know about it?
I know you fucked and punched him,
Set him up, stole his book.
Oh, what are you gonna do about it, huh?
You guys are...What...
you're officially back together?
Until we fuck it up.
We're going to this party up in laurel canyon.
- Oh, my mama!
- What the fuck?!
I leave you alone for two seconds!
You're not supposed to do that!
- What are you doing?
- assuming the "posish."
I'll be right back.
Lew, this fucking perv just tried
to mouth-rape me!
- I accidentally went down on her.
- How do you accidentally go down on someone?
- Have you been drinking, sir?
- Hours ago.
Out of the car.
Why don't you just mind your own
fucking business?
No!
- Silent treatment?
- Yes.
- How long?
- Hard to say.
Think we can skip the part
where I apologize profusely
And tell you what a lame parental figure
I am?
No.
- I'm sorry.
- I know.
Me too.
Why are you sorry?
Because we're not bailing you out.
You're shitting me.
I shit you not.
Mom says you should use this time to think.
About what? how much my balls ache?
What about mom's heart?
Don't you think that aches a bit, too?
♪♪♪♪
Check it out. you're on defamer.
Ow! that's a pretty good picture.
I thought so.
- I'll work on her.
- Okay.
In the meantime,
don't bend over for the soap.
Californication S02 ep02
I can't blieve you made me get a vasectomy.
What do you know about it?
I know you fucked and punched him,
Set him up, stole his book.
Oh, what are you gonna do about it, huh?
You guys are...What...
you're officially back together?
Until we fuck it up.
We're going to this party up in laurel canyon.
- Oh, my mama!
- What the fuck?!
I leave you alone for two seconds!
You're not supposed to do that!
- What are you doing?
- assuming the "posish."
I'll be right back.
Lew, this fucking perv just tried
to mouth-rape me!
- I accidentally went down on her.
- How do you accidentally go down on someone?
- Have you been drinking, sir?
- Hours ago.
Out of the car.
Why don't you just mind your own
fucking business?
No!
- Silent treatment?
- Yes.
- How long?
- Hard to say.
Think we can skip the part
where I apologize profusely
And tell you what a lame parental figure
I am?
No.
- I'm sorry.
- I know.
Me too.
Why are you sorry?
Because we're not bailing you out.
You're shitting me.
I shit you not.
Mom says you should use this time to think.
About what? how much my balls ache?
What about mom's heart?
Don't you think that aches a bit, too?
♪♪♪♪
Check it out. you're on defamer.
Ow! that's a pretty good picture.
I thought so.
- I'll work on her.
- Okay.
In the meantime,
don't bend over for the soap.
Californication S02 ep02