CBS Afternoon Playhouse (1978–…): Season 3, Episode 2 - I Think I'm Having a Baby - full transcript
Laurie is 15 and she thinks she's pregnant. Her boyfriend doesn't care. Her mother doesn't know. Why did it happen? And whom can she turn to?
[music playing]
[car horn]
- Hey, what's happening?
- Hey, partner, this heretown ain't big enough
for the two of us.Why don't you guys go on ahead?
We'll meet you there.
Besides, man, you're
makin' me look bad!
- See you later.
- Uh, you just take care
of your driving, OK?
- Yes, ma'am.
- OK.
- Woo-hoo!
[engine revving]
- KLOJ bringing you
music through the night,
and here's number 4.
- Peter, come on.
Not here, OK?
Not here!
[car horn]
- OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
- Hey, Phoebe!
- Who's making all that noise?
- It's cousin Phoebe and Peter.
- Come on.
In the house.
Let's go, OK?
- Can I play with
Laurie and Marsha?
- They're doing homework.
Carrie, put that
rabbit back inside.
- Wonder where they're going.
- Hmm.
Who cares?
You know, I don't get whatshe sees in him anyhow.
He's so stuck on himself.
- Want me to do your eyes?
[laugh]
- Are you kidding?
- Well, sometimes
I look at myself
and I'm not even sure it's me.
- It'll grow.
- Not just my hair.
Maybe I'll let it grow
out really, really long
and get it permed.
[laugh]
- Where did you get that thing?
- What do you think?
- I think it's still alive!Ew!
[laugh]
- Attack of the Cat People!
[laughter]
- I have to give it back.
[laugh]
- I know.
I know why you want
to let your hair grow.
Because you think you'lllook like Phoebe the Cat.
[laugh]
[sigh]
- I think she's gross.
- Mm-mm.
Peter likes it.
[knocking]
- I have to leave early tomorrowso give yourself enough time
to pack a lunch in the morning.
Carrie, bed.
10 minutes.
What have you done to your eyes?
[laugh]
- I saw Peter kiss
Phoebe two times.
- He is such a creep.
Have you guys seen the wayhe walks across the football
field?
He goes like this.
[laugh]
- He's really not like that.
Must be nice to have someone.
Go to all the dances,
have something
to do every Saturday night.
I think Phoebe's lucky.
- Laura leave for school yet?
- No.
- Where all these come from?
- There's only three.
Careful.
Ralph scratches a little.
- Ralph?
- Yeah.
See, that's Ralph, that'sFred, and that's Sissy.
- You may end up
with a lot of babies.
- Babies?
Oh, no.
No babies.
You're going to have to
give two of 'em back.
Steven, please
don't encourage her.
Well, I'll put up a dividerin the pen and that way
they'll be separated.
- Fine.
[door slam]
- Hi
- Hi.
Cute, aren't they?
- Hi.
- You know, if they
did have babies,
I want them all to
be brown like Ralph.
- Well, in my experience,the tall rabbits
always get the girls.
- How do they make babies?
- They mate.
- But how?
- Well, they make love.
And then six weeks
later, the babies come.
- How do they make love?
Do rabbits kiss?
- Carrie, you are one weird kid.
Did you ever see
chickens kissing?
- I didn't say chickens.
I said rabbits!
- Carrie!
Carrie.
- Oh, Neanderthal Man
and the Cat Woman.
- Let's go the other way, OK?- What for?
Come on.
- Are you guys
going to homecoming?
- I don't know.
It's up to her.
- What do you mean?
What do you mean,
it's up to her?
I told Phoebe, if
you want to go, go.
Hey, what'd you do toyour hair, little cousin?
- Leave her alone.You're always teasing her.
- He hates it.
- He doesn't even
know you're alive.
Now come on.
College!
- College.
Good.
Give me another one.
- Kids.
- OK.
Come on.
Another.
- Paying the rent.
- Ooh, paying rent.
OK.
[laugh]
OK.
That's good.
Each of these subjects
is part of what
we're going to be calling,in this class anyway,
"The Experience
of Adult "Living."
Maybe.
Each of them requires
a choice, a decision.
Now look at the list.
Tell me, which one
of those subjects
do you think is going to come upa little sooner than the rest?
Any ideas?
How about sex?
[laughter]
- Yeah, yeah.
Like, like where and when.
[laughter]
- A good question.
Why don't you also
ask, "With who?"
Huh?And maybe most important, "Why?"
- Why not?
[laughter]
- Well, let's find out why.
Let me try a little experiment.
I'm going to say the word "sex."
Say the first thing that
pops into your mind.
Bruce?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
How wonderful.
Jason, you got a better idea?- Uh--
- Come on.
Sex.
- Please?
- Please.
OK.
Give me another one.
Come on.
Come on.
"Sex."
- Problems.
- Good.
Jackie?
"Sex."
- No.
- No.
Give me another one.
[laughter]
- Pressure.
- Pressure.
Alyssa?
- Sin.
- Ooh.
Sin.
Another.
- Scared.
- OK, Michael.
- The pill.
- Another one.
"Sex."
Come on.
- Movies.
[laughter]
[clapping]
- Laurie?
- Uh, kissing.
- OK.
Give me another one.
- Close.
- Good.
- OK.
Scott?
- I don't know.
- Come on.
Come on.
[laughter]
- "Sex."
You know.
You know.
- Confusing.
- Confusing.
- It's confusing.
- Confusing.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Listen to what we've got here.
We've got the pill,
we've got movies.
We've got scared, confusing.
Getting a lot of
messages, aren't you?
You get them from television,get them from advertising,
you get them from your parents,you get them from religion,
you get them from
your own bodies.
Sorting out those
messages takes a lot
of thinking, a lot of talking.
- Yeah, but some thingsyou just can't talk about.
You-- you just have to feel it.
- Ooh.
Got to "feel it," huh?
[laughter]
One million.
One million.
That number represents thenumber of teenage girls
that'll be pregnant this year.
Unless you start to thinkand take responsibility
for decisions about
your own sexuality,
instead of just
feeling it, that number
breaks down to
about two out of 20.
It means two girls in this classwill be pregnant this year.
Um, those of you who wouldlike to be pregnant this year,
would you raise your hand?
[bell ringing]
Go ahead.
- Is Mom still angry
about the other night?
- Oh, you know.
Did you get your dress
for the prom yet?
- Oh, I picked it up yesterday.
Is it gorgeous!
Oh!
- Ha ha!
[laugh]
- Dumb football scholarship.
Hope he doesn't get it.
- Why?
- It's for a school in Denver.
He never said anything
about going away.
I've been working like crazy tokeep him up on his assignments.
I did a whole English essay.
- Denver for sure?
- I don't know.
He says maybe.
I thought we'd start
college together.
I was counting on it.
I'll die if he leaves.
- What are you going to do?
- Sunday's his birthday.
I'm going to throw him a party.
Maybe a cookout or something.
You want to come?
- Yeah.
Would it be OK with Peter?- Listen.
Why don't you make him yourdouble layer chocolate cake.
- OK.
- And then maybe
you wouldn't mind
giving me a hand with
the rest of the food?
You know, maybe help
me set it up or do
a potato salad or something?- Uh-huh.
I see.
- Please?
I'll make it up
to you, I promise.
- OK.
- OK.
- Not on your life.
- But I promised her.
- Well, unpromise her.
- It's only to help
out with the food!
- At one of Phoebe's
wild parties?
You know better than to ask.
[music playing]
- [SINGING] I don't care about--
- If it's so
important, I'll go too.
We can both cook hot
dogs for old Phoebe.
- [SINGING] I don't want
to be another target.
- Even if you Mom called...
Where did you get those pants?
- You think they're too tight?
- Depends if you
want to sit down.
- They make me look older?
- Bottom half.
I think you look stupid, OK?
- Oh, you're just not usedto seeing me look different.
Can't anybody
change around here?
- Your mom's going to kill you.[car horn]
[gasp]
- Mm.
I've got to go.
I won't be late, I promise.
- Come on.
Come on, Sissy.
No, this is not going to be...
You're just going
with your friends
so you don't have to
be all by yourself.
OK?
Alrighty?
Hi.
[music playing]
- That was great cake.
- Really.
- Oh, thanks.
- Hey.
Listen, have a good time, OK?
He loves the party.
Wish me luck.
[music playing]
Peter, I'm sorry!
I didn't mean it that way!
Peter, come back!
- Some birthday.
Big party, big deal.
[car starting]
It's always the hook, right?
You know what Phoebe wants?
Someone to drive her to school,take her to her parties.
She doesn't even
care what I want.
When I'm out on the
field, she cheers.
My dad cheers.
They don't know what it's like.
- Your dad must be proud.
- Right.
Having a beer with
his good buddies.
But I make one mistake
and he's on me.
- I know.
- You know.
- How you feel.
- You do?
- Sometimes when
you're down, when
you've lost a game
or something, you go
and you sit alone
in the bleachers.
I see you.
- When?
- Lots of times.
You go, and you sit alone,and you think about things.
Well, I'm just like that
when there are things
that I can't tell people.
- You mean you just
sit there and you watch
me and you didn't say anything?
- Yeah.
- Cold?
- Mm-mm.
- Don't be so shy, OK?
You're easy to talk to.
Told you something
I'd never tell Phoebe.
She'd just laugh me out.
- I would never laugh.
It's-- it's hard to be onething to everybody and inside be
something else.
I'm a Scorpio.
- What's Scorpio?
- Eh, nothing.
- Come on.
I told you something.
You tell me.
- I can't.
- Sure, you can.
Come on.
Just say, Scorpio is...
- Passionate.
- Are you?
- I did-- I didn't
mean that I was.
I just mean that I
feel things very deep.
And when I watch you, I knowthat you're feeling things,
too.
Things you can't tell.
- You're a sweet kid.
Sweet 15 and never been kissed.
- Yes, I have.
- I don't mean by kids.
I mean really been kissed.
- I love you.
I always have.
- I've been dying here.
Your mom phoned.
I had to tell her
you were asleep.
What happened?
Did you save me a piece of cake?
- Oh, I forgot.
I'm sorry.
- What happened?
Come on.
Details.
Everything.
- Nothing to tell.
- What do you mean, nothing?
- You wouldn't understand.
- Since when wouldn't
I understand?
I have an enormous IQ.
- We talked.
That's all.
- Who talked?
- Peter and I.
- About what?
- Look, I'm tired.
I'll be real quiet, OK?
[sigh]
- You know, your mom's goingto kill you if she she's you
dressed like that.
He might want me to
walk to school with him.
- Who?
- Peter.
- Oh, don't hate me.
It's-- it's that we're
sort of going together.
- Going?
- Uh-huh.
- Fine.
Walk with whoever you want to.
[sigh]
Come on.
Forget it.
Forget it.
- So you got advertisingselling you the idea of sex,
telling you it's important
to be sexual, sexy.
And on the other hand,
you've got your parents
telling you to be good.
- Yeah, right.
Good and ready.
[laughter]
- Jason, since you seem tobe the resident expert here,
come up here.
- Great.
- We're going to do a
little role playing.
Jackie, come here.
Help us out.
Folks, I'd like you tomeet America's sweethearts,
a young couple that
is very much in love.
[laughter]
Now, the young man wouldlike to express his feelings
by making love, having sex.
[laughter]
The young woman is not ready.
Jason, would you play the woman?
[laughter]
- Are you for real?
- Yeah, I'm for real.
Let's see if you can be.
Come on, Jackie.
Tell her how much you love her.
- Come on, honey.
I love you.
[laughter]
- I love you, too,
but I'm so afraid.
[laughter]
- Afraid of what?
No one will know?
- Oh, that's not it.
It's just...
Well, what if I get pregnant?
- Well, I'll take care of you.
- Oh, right.
Doing what?
There's no big future
bagging groceries.
- If you loved me, Iwouldn't have to beg you.
- If you loved me,
you'd quit pushing me.
It's--
- OK.
Good.
Good.
So what did we hear?
I'm hearing some
talk about love,
and I'm hearing an
awful lot about fear.
Let's get back to this.
"Decisions."
Tell me.
How does talking about
love, about fear,
help you arrive at adecision about making love?
- W-- wait a
minute, Mr. Fenning.
Talking about love is one thing.
But sex?
That's crazy.
Sex happens because
you're in love.
- Well, sometimes it does.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Let me ask you something.
How does the fact of
talking about sex,
about your concerns aboutsex, about your fears,
about the fact that you'renot ready, about pregnancy,
about contraception...
How does the fact of
talking about those
take away love, rather
than somehow bring you
closer together?
- It's so planned if
you talk about it.
It's-- it's like planningto lose your virginity.
- What are we supposed to do?
Call a girl up for a dateand say, "By the way,
come prepared"?
[laughter]
- That may be a
hard thing to do,
but it's a lot harder having ababy to feed, change, and take
care of when you
get home, like I do.
And having to decide betweenbuying a box of diapers
and some lip gloss becausethere's never enough money
for both is a real bummer.
Talking about sex is hard.
It was a lot easier justthinking, oh, it's never going
to happen to me, like I did.
That was a really big mistake.
Last week, Mr.
Fenning said something
about how two
girls in this class
could be pregnant this year.
And I guess I could be
counted as one of them.
- So, if we don't start
talking and making
some responsible decisions,one of you might be the other.
- Hi.
This seat wanted?
- It's fine.
- Hey.
Great cake.
Really.
[laughter]
- Whoo!
- Why didn't you tell
me how stupid I looked?
- I did!
- So anyway...
[crosstalk]
- How you doing?
- You want to sit
someplace else?
- I don't feel very well.
[laughter]
- I feel really sick.
- Wait!
- Is Laura feeling any better?
No, not much.
Look how big she is!
- Oh, whoa.
Let me see.
- Sissy.
- Maybe she's going to
have a lot of babies.
- This lady's only
having one baby, right?
- Carrie!
- How do the babies get inside?
- Why don't you talk to
your mom about that, OK?
[knocking]
- Marsha's here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You know, I got
kind of worried.
No phone calls, no visits.
Not even a wave from the window.
- I'm sick!
[sigh]
- It's been three weeks.
What'd the doctors say?
Is it mono?
- What's mono?
- It's going to be reallyhard catching up in school.
- Did he ask about me?
- Who?
- Oh.
Him.
No.
- Has he been with Phoebe?
- Same as usual.
Look, what do you care anyway?
- Because I'm trying tofigure out what happened.
Maybe he ignored me becausehe didn't want to hurt Phoebe.
He was waiting
for the right time
and I ran before
he could explain.
- Explain what?
You know, you never even toldme what happened at the party.
- You wouldn't understand.
- [YELLING] You
keep saying that!
- It's between Peter and me.
- Since when is a conversationwith Peter Matthew
such a big secret?
Since when is anything such abig secret between you and me?
- Do you have a crush
on Phoebe's boyfriend?
- Out.
- I can keep a secret.
- [LOUDER] Out!
- You always tell me to go out!
I want to ask somethingbut nobody listens to me!
- I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling so good.
I'll talk to you later.
- I want to ask
about the rabbits.
- Carrie!
I want to ask about kissing.
- [YELLING] Later!
- [YELLING] I want
to ask about babies!
And you always say later!
[music playing]
- OK.
Let me give you a situation.
Remember a couple of weeks ago?
Jackie and Jason, America'sfavorite sweethearts?
Remember them, folks?
[laughter]
They wanted love to bespontaneous and romantic,
and it was.
And now they're pregnant.
Obviously, they didn't
take my class, right?
[laughter]
But it's no longer a
question of "what if."
It's a question
of being pregnant.
Both of you.
- Uh-oh.
- I'm glad you appreciatethe situation, Jason.
OK.
Choices, decisions.
What are the options?
- Well, the guy could helpher to get an abortion.
- Abortion.
What else?
- What if she doesn't
want to get an abortion?
- Have the baby.
- If he loved her,
he'd marry her.
- Marriage.
- He could still love her andwant her to get an abortion.
- That's not love.
- Oh, come on.
For one mistake,
a guy's supposed
to quit school and
support a wife and kids
for the rest of his life?
- Well, I know one thing.
Abortion is just a
fancy name for murder.
- Alyssa, I knew you
wanted to be a lawyer.
I didn't know you wanted to bethe judge and jury, as well.
- Well, it's just an embryo.
A couple of cells.
It isn't even a fetus yet!
- Oh, are we lucky.
In one class, we have a legalexpert and the world's youngest
biological wizard.
How can you be so sure, Marsha?- But wait a minute.
Mr. Fenning, you're
defending both sides.
I mean, who's right?
- I don't know.
Maybe you all are.
- How can all of us be right?
- Because I don't think thereare any absolute answers,
at least that apply acrossthe board to everyone.
- If there aren't
any absolute answers,
what are we doin' here?
- Asking questions.
Checking out the options.
Different choices areright for different people.
It's when you act
without thinking
that you hurt not only
yourself but people
that are close to you.
Me, I think the act
of love probably
implied a willingness toaccept the responsibility
for a commitment.
You know, four weeks ago, I saidthe word "sex" and 95 people
fell out of their chairs.
[laughter]
But look at you today.
Talking and arguing.
Trying to get
information, answers,
which is a first step
to making a decision,
to becoming an adult.
I'm very proud of you.
[bell ringing]
Get out of here.
- Are you still having
that stomach crud?
Aren't you eating anything?
- I'm just nervous.
I have to talk to him.
- I wish you'd just forget him.
- I can't.
- Why?
- Because I love him.
[laugh]
- How can you love somebodyyou hardly even know?
- You don't understand
about love, OK?
- Well, if it makes youact so crazy and get mono,
I don't want to.
- I didn't have mono.
- Oh, excuse me.
Flu.
- Marsha, I didn't have the flu.
- Then what was wrong?
- I think I'm pregnant.
I wanted to tell you 100 times.
- I don't believe it.
- I thought you'd
hate me if you knew.
- Since when do I hate you?
Did I hate you when you knockedout my first front tooth
with the sand shovel?
Well, are you sure?
- I think.
I mean, it's not just--
you know.
I've been getting these cravingsfor these strange foods.
- What strange foods?
- Like banana sandwiches.- Come on.
We've been eating bananassandwiches all our lives--
- With mayonnaise.
- Are you going to tell him?
I have to.
He'll know what to do.
- You can't just walk up tohim and say a thing like that.
- I have to.
- But what--
- Are you sure?
Did you take care of it?
Did you do something?
- [inaudible].
[talking angrily]
- Well, what happened?
- Nothing.
- That was nothing?
- He said that I
did it on purpose,
just to get a hook in
him like all the others.
He said that if I tellanybody that he'll get three
guys to say they were with me.
- Don't panic, OK?
Mm.
Not yet, anyway.
- I never meant
for it to happen.
I don't understand how wecould have been so close.
And he doesn't love me, Marsha.
I'm scared.
- Well, maybe we
can do something.
I think I just shook
my fillings loose.
What do you think?
- Nothing.
- I should have
looked it up first.
You could even jog or do ballet.
Anything?
- No.
- Wait a minute.
I saw it in a movie
where this girl
decided to have it
right in her own town.
They brought it up as a sister.
- You want to be the
one to tell my mother?
- I'll tell you a secret.
- Huh?
- I'm afraid of boys.
To fall in love.
You can get so hurt.
But if you never love
anyone, you're so alone.
- I don't ever want
to have babies.
I'd rather have a dog.
At least when you
go on vacation,
you can put it in a kennel.
- I want to have babies.
Someday.
But not now.
I wish I were a kid
again, like Carrie.
- Hey.
Are guys going to that freshmandisco thing on Saturday?
I guess you guys just don'twant to dance with a minor bird.
Short guy, get it?
Minor bird?
- Oh.
Did you take your
driver's test yet?
Did you get your license?
- What do you think,
I'm a kid or something?
- Can you get the car?
- I guess I can.
- Well, can you or can't you?
- Sure, I can get a car.
- We have to go to town tomorrowto do, uh, a research paper.
You think you could drive us?
- Sure.
No problem.
I can drive.
- Great.
[music playing]
- It's 72 degrees and sunny,and here's The Bullets.
- You want a pillow
or something?
- No problem.
I'm fine.
How about an ice cream?
I'm buying.
- Hi, there.
Hello.
Hi.
He's beautiful.
I think I could
make it if I had to.
[laugh]
- Right.
You have the baby
and move out here.
Then one day, Peter comesriding along the bike path.
He sees you.
He's overcome with
guilt and misery.
He runs to you with openarms, crying, "How could I
leave you and my child?"
Well, forget it.
It's a soap opera.
He'll bike right by
you and you'd be alone.
- You guys ready to go?
- Yeah, let's go.
- Uh, Laurie McIntyre?
Try not to be nervous.
First, let's talk
about the procedure.
We'll do a urine
pregnancy test today,
and we should have
the results Saturday.
If we need to
double-check, we'll
do a blood test and an exam.
But let's say that
you are pregnant.
Have you thought about
what you want to do?
- No.
I just don't know.
- I guess this pregnancy
wasn't planned.
- It-- it just happened.
- You never talked
about contraception
with your boyfriend?
- I love somebody, and
I was afraid to say no.
- Is that somebody
here with you today?
Well, he wasn't afraid
to say no, was he?
Let's go over what choicesyou'll have if you're pregnant.
- OK.
- If you're against abortionunder any circumstances,
you'll continue yourpregnancy and make a decision
whether you want to keep itor give it up for adoption.
If you think that abortionis a personal decision made
with the help of your doctor,
we're here to help you.
- If-- if I decide not to haveit, does my mom have to know?
- No.
In this state, the law saysthat once you become pregnant,
you're an emancipated minor.
[laugh]
- What does that mean?
- That you can make
your decision yourself.
- Will it hurt a lot?
- You seem to be
hurting right now
just trying to make a decision.
Anything to do with pregnancyis risky at your age.
- Why?
- There's a higher
mortality rate.
More babies are
born prematurely.
There's a greater
number of babies
who are mentally retardedborn to girls your age.
That's a lot to think about.
- Yeah.
- Talk it over with someone.
If there isn't anyone, I'm here.
OK?
- Yeah.
OK.
Thanks.
- Come on, and we'll
do the test now.
- This would be a loteasier if you could talk.
- What's the big rush?
- I'm going into town next week.
We could go in together.
It's been a long time sincewe've had lunch and talked.
- Me, too?
- I can't.
I started a project.
I have to finish it.
- You look so different
since the flu.
So serious.
Your hair's growing out.
- Mom?
- Hmm?
- Do you like being a woman?
- What kind of a
question is that?
- I mean, you know, taking careof the house and us and stuff.
- I love you.
There's nothing more importantto me than the two of you.
- I love you.
[laugh]
- Mm.
Oh, it's moments
like these I realize
how fast you're growing up.
If you two ever want
to talk, I'm here.
- I want to talk.
- OK.
[laugh]
- What's mating?
Do rabbits kiss to make babies?
If you kiss a boy,
do you make babies?
[laugh]
- Oh, honey.
I get the picture.
[laugh]
And you?
- I've got to go.
- OK.
- Bye.
- No, Carrie.
You can't get
pregnant by kissing.
- I wish I could
have told my mother.
- I'm never going
to love anyone.
Love hurts too much.
- Oh, no.
I just didn't understand
there was a difference
between loving and making love.
That's all.
- Laurie McIntyre?
- Yeah.
[music playing]
- Come in.
[door opening]
Marsha?
- I'm not.
[laugh]
- Not?
[laugh]
- You were lucky
this time, Laurie.
- Not?!
[laugh]
- I think that
now you understand
the seriousness of sex.
You know the choices.
It's up to you.
[laugh]
- Oh.
No.
[laugh]
[inaudible]
- I can't believe it.
I know.
- I'll see you.
- All right.
- Listen, uh, I
wanted to help you.
I swear I did.
So did you take care of it?
- It's all right.
There's nothing for
you to worry about.
- I mean, how could
you expect me to act?
You made a mistake and I'd bestuck for the rest of my life--
- Wait.
I made a mistake?
- Look, a girl has to be smart.
You just didn't know.
You're a good kid.
I'm sorry.
I'll make it up to you.
- How do you expect
to do that, Peter?
- Well, how'd you like to go toa show with me Saturday night?
- Uh-huh.
What about Phoebe?
- Your hair looks nice this way.
You know how to take
care of yourself.
Sure, I don't mind going
out with a freshman.
So it's a date?
- No.
[laugh]
- What do you mean, no?
- I lay awake nights
thinking about you.
You were so great.
You were something special.
But it isn't true.
- Just where do you come
up acting so righteous?
You gave me the big
come on, remember?
You weren't so innocent then.
How about if I just spreadit around a little bit?
You wouldn't like that
very much, would you?
- I did a really dumb thingbut I did it out of love.
Now I know that love
is something more.
If you say one thing
to anybody, I'll
tell them Phoebe cheats for you.
That won't be good foryour scholarship, will it?
- I'm not finished with you yet.
- I'm finished with you.
- Let go of her arm.
- Beat it, shrimp, before Iwipe up the ground with you.
- I said, let go of her arm.
I'm a black belt.
- If you were a
black belt, you'd
probably wear it
around your knees.
- Forget it.
He's not worth it.
- I didn't know you
were a black belt.
- I'm not.
I don't even take karate.
- Thanks.
- No, I was going
to woo, wah, hah!
[laugh]
Anytime.
- What's going on out there?
- Uh-oh.
- You didn't.
They didn't.
- How many?
- Six.
What was this, a
neighborhood project?
What are we going to do
with six more rabbits?
- No problem, Mrs. McIntyre.
- That's right, Steven.
They're all yours.
[laughter]
[music playing]
[car horn]
- Hey, what's happening?
- Hey, partner, this heretown ain't big enough
for the two of us.Why don't you guys go on ahead?
We'll meet you there.
Besides, man, you're
makin' me look bad!
- See you later.
- Uh, you just take care
of your driving, OK?
- Yes, ma'am.
- OK.
- Woo-hoo!
[engine revving]
- KLOJ bringing you
music through the night,
and here's number 4.
- Peter, come on.
Not here, OK?
Not here!
[car horn]
- OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
- Hey, Phoebe!
- Who's making all that noise?
- It's cousin Phoebe and Peter.
- Come on.
In the house.
Let's go, OK?
- Can I play with
Laurie and Marsha?
- They're doing homework.
Carrie, put that
rabbit back inside.
- Wonder where they're going.
- Hmm.
Who cares?
You know, I don't get whatshe sees in him anyhow.
He's so stuck on himself.
- Want me to do your eyes?
[laugh]
- Are you kidding?
- Well, sometimes
I look at myself
and I'm not even sure it's me.
- It'll grow.
- Not just my hair.
Maybe I'll let it grow
out really, really long
and get it permed.
[laugh]
- Where did you get that thing?
- What do you think?
- I think it's still alive!Ew!
[laugh]
- Attack of the Cat People!
[laughter]
- I have to give it back.
[laugh]
- I know.
I know why you want
to let your hair grow.
Because you think you'lllook like Phoebe the Cat.
[laugh]
[sigh]
- I think she's gross.
- Mm-mm.
Peter likes it.
[knocking]
- I have to leave early tomorrowso give yourself enough time
to pack a lunch in the morning.
Carrie, bed.
10 minutes.
What have you done to your eyes?
[laugh]
- I saw Peter kiss
Phoebe two times.
- He is such a creep.
Have you guys seen the wayhe walks across the football
field?
He goes like this.
[laugh]
- He's really not like that.
Must be nice to have someone.
Go to all the dances,
have something
to do every Saturday night.
I think Phoebe's lucky.
- Laura leave for school yet?
- No.
- Where all these come from?
- There's only three.
Careful.
Ralph scratches a little.
- Ralph?
- Yeah.
See, that's Ralph, that'sFred, and that's Sissy.
- You may end up
with a lot of babies.
- Babies?
Oh, no.
No babies.
You're going to have to
give two of 'em back.
Steven, please
don't encourage her.
Well, I'll put up a dividerin the pen and that way
they'll be separated.
- Fine.
[door slam]
- Hi
- Hi.
Cute, aren't they?
- Hi.
- You know, if they
did have babies,
I want them all to
be brown like Ralph.
- Well, in my experience,the tall rabbits
always get the girls.
- How do they make babies?
- They mate.
- But how?
- Well, they make love.
And then six weeks
later, the babies come.
- How do they make love?
Do rabbits kiss?
- Carrie, you are one weird kid.
Did you ever see
chickens kissing?
- I didn't say chickens.
I said rabbits!
- Carrie!
Carrie.
- Oh, Neanderthal Man
and the Cat Woman.
- Let's go the other way, OK?- What for?
Come on.
- Are you guys
going to homecoming?
- I don't know.
It's up to her.
- What do you mean?
What do you mean,
it's up to her?
I told Phoebe, if
you want to go, go.
Hey, what'd you do toyour hair, little cousin?
- Leave her alone.You're always teasing her.
- He hates it.
- He doesn't even
know you're alive.
Now come on.
College!
- College.
Good.
Give me another one.
- Kids.
- OK.
Come on.
Another.
- Paying the rent.
- Ooh, paying rent.
OK.
[laugh]
OK.
That's good.
Each of these subjects
is part of what
we're going to be calling,in this class anyway,
"The Experience
of Adult "Living."
Maybe.
Each of them requires
a choice, a decision.
Now look at the list.
Tell me, which one
of those subjects
do you think is going to come upa little sooner than the rest?
Any ideas?
How about sex?
[laughter]
- Yeah, yeah.
Like, like where and when.
[laughter]
- A good question.
Why don't you also
ask, "With who?"
Huh?And maybe most important, "Why?"
- Why not?
[laughter]
- Well, let's find out why.
Let me try a little experiment.
I'm going to say the word "sex."
Say the first thing that
pops into your mind.
Bruce?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
How wonderful.
Jason, you got a better idea?- Uh--
- Come on.
Sex.
- Please?
- Please.
OK.
Give me another one.
Come on.
Come on.
"Sex."
- Problems.
- Good.
Jackie?
"Sex."
- No.
- No.
Give me another one.
[laughter]
- Pressure.
- Pressure.
Alyssa?
- Sin.
- Ooh.
Sin.
Another.
- Scared.
- OK, Michael.
- The pill.
- Another one.
"Sex."
Come on.
- Movies.
[laughter]
[clapping]
- Laurie?
- Uh, kissing.
- OK.
Give me another one.
- Close.
- Good.
- OK.
Scott?
- I don't know.
- Come on.
Come on.
[laughter]
- "Sex."
You know.
You know.
- Confusing.
- Confusing.
- It's confusing.
- Confusing.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Listen to what we've got here.
We've got the pill,
we've got movies.
We've got scared, confusing.
Getting a lot of
messages, aren't you?
You get them from television,get them from advertising,
you get them from your parents,you get them from religion,
you get them from
your own bodies.
Sorting out those
messages takes a lot
of thinking, a lot of talking.
- Yeah, but some thingsyou just can't talk about.
You-- you just have to feel it.
- Ooh.
Got to "feel it," huh?
[laughter]
One million.
One million.
That number represents thenumber of teenage girls
that'll be pregnant this year.
Unless you start to thinkand take responsibility
for decisions about
your own sexuality,
instead of just
feeling it, that number
breaks down to
about two out of 20.
It means two girls in this classwill be pregnant this year.
Um, those of you who wouldlike to be pregnant this year,
would you raise your hand?
[bell ringing]
Go ahead.
- Is Mom still angry
about the other night?
- Oh, you know.
Did you get your dress
for the prom yet?
- Oh, I picked it up yesterday.
Is it gorgeous!
Oh!
- Ha ha!
[laugh]
- Dumb football scholarship.
Hope he doesn't get it.
- Why?
- It's for a school in Denver.
He never said anything
about going away.
I've been working like crazy tokeep him up on his assignments.
I did a whole English essay.
- Denver for sure?
- I don't know.
He says maybe.
I thought we'd start
college together.
I was counting on it.
I'll die if he leaves.
- What are you going to do?
- Sunday's his birthday.
I'm going to throw him a party.
Maybe a cookout or something.
You want to come?
- Yeah.
Would it be OK with Peter?- Listen.
Why don't you make him yourdouble layer chocolate cake.
- OK.
- And then maybe
you wouldn't mind
giving me a hand with
the rest of the food?
You know, maybe help
me set it up or do
a potato salad or something?- Uh-huh.
I see.
- Please?
I'll make it up
to you, I promise.
- OK.
- OK.
- Not on your life.
- But I promised her.
- Well, unpromise her.
- It's only to help
out with the food!
- At one of Phoebe's
wild parties?
You know better than to ask.
[music playing]
- [SINGING] I don't care about--
- If it's so
important, I'll go too.
We can both cook hot
dogs for old Phoebe.
- [SINGING] I don't want
to be another target.
- Even if you Mom called...
Where did you get those pants?
- You think they're too tight?
- Depends if you
want to sit down.
- They make me look older?
- Bottom half.
I think you look stupid, OK?
- Oh, you're just not usedto seeing me look different.
Can't anybody
change around here?
- Your mom's going to kill you.[car horn]
[gasp]
- Mm.
I've got to go.
I won't be late, I promise.
- Come on.
Come on, Sissy.
No, this is not going to be...
You're just going
with your friends
so you don't have to
be all by yourself.
OK?
Alrighty?
Hi.
[music playing]
- That was great cake.
- Really.
- Oh, thanks.
- Hey.
Listen, have a good time, OK?
He loves the party.
Wish me luck.
[music playing]
Peter, I'm sorry!
I didn't mean it that way!
Peter, come back!
- Some birthday.
Big party, big deal.
[car starting]
It's always the hook, right?
You know what Phoebe wants?
Someone to drive her to school,take her to her parties.
She doesn't even
care what I want.
When I'm out on the
field, she cheers.
My dad cheers.
They don't know what it's like.
- Your dad must be proud.
- Right.
Having a beer with
his good buddies.
But I make one mistake
and he's on me.
- I know.
- You know.
- How you feel.
- You do?
- Sometimes when
you're down, when
you've lost a game
or something, you go
and you sit alone
in the bleachers.
I see you.
- When?
- Lots of times.
You go, and you sit alone,and you think about things.
Well, I'm just like that
when there are things
that I can't tell people.
- You mean you just
sit there and you watch
me and you didn't say anything?
- Yeah.
- Cold?
- Mm-mm.
- Don't be so shy, OK?
You're easy to talk to.
Told you something
I'd never tell Phoebe.
She'd just laugh me out.
- I would never laugh.
It's-- it's hard to be onething to everybody and inside be
something else.
I'm a Scorpio.
- What's Scorpio?
- Eh, nothing.
- Come on.
I told you something.
You tell me.
- I can't.
- Sure, you can.
Come on.
Just say, Scorpio is...
- Passionate.
- Are you?
- I did-- I didn't
mean that I was.
I just mean that I
feel things very deep.
And when I watch you, I knowthat you're feeling things,
too.
Things you can't tell.
- You're a sweet kid.
Sweet 15 and never been kissed.
- Yes, I have.
- I don't mean by kids.
I mean really been kissed.
- I love you.
I always have.
- I've been dying here.
Your mom phoned.
I had to tell her
you were asleep.
What happened?
Did you save me a piece of cake?
- Oh, I forgot.
I'm sorry.
- What happened?
Come on.
Details.
Everything.
- Nothing to tell.
- What do you mean, nothing?
- You wouldn't understand.
- Since when wouldn't
I understand?
I have an enormous IQ.
- We talked.
That's all.
- Who talked?
- Peter and I.
- About what?
- Look, I'm tired.
I'll be real quiet, OK?
[sigh]
- You know, your mom's goingto kill you if she she's you
dressed like that.
He might want me to
walk to school with him.
- Who?
- Peter.
- Oh, don't hate me.
It's-- it's that we're
sort of going together.
- Going?
- Uh-huh.
- Fine.
Walk with whoever you want to.
[sigh]
Come on.
Forget it.
Forget it.
- So you got advertisingselling you the idea of sex,
telling you it's important
to be sexual, sexy.
And on the other hand,
you've got your parents
telling you to be good.
- Yeah, right.
Good and ready.
[laughter]
- Jason, since you seem tobe the resident expert here,
come up here.
- Great.
- We're going to do a
little role playing.
Jackie, come here.
Help us out.
Folks, I'd like you tomeet America's sweethearts,
a young couple that
is very much in love.
[laughter]
Now, the young man wouldlike to express his feelings
by making love, having sex.
[laughter]
The young woman is not ready.
Jason, would you play the woman?
[laughter]
- Are you for real?
- Yeah, I'm for real.
Let's see if you can be.
Come on, Jackie.
Tell her how much you love her.
- Come on, honey.
I love you.
[laughter]
- I love you, too,
but I'm so afraid.
[laughter]
- Afraid of what?
No one will know?
- Oh, that's not it.
It's just...
Well, what if I get pregnant?
- Well, I'll take care of you.
- Oh, right.
Doing what?
There's no big future
bagging groceries.
- If you loved me, Iwouldn't have to beg you.
- If you loved me,
you'd quit pushing me.
It's--
- OK.
Good.
Good.
So what did we hear?
I'm hearing some
talk about love,
and I'm hearing an
awful lot about fear.
Let's get back to this.
"Decisions."
Tell me.
How does talking about
love, about fear,
help you arrive at adecision about making love?
- W-- wait a
minute, Mr. Fenning.
Talking about love is one thing.
But sex?
That's crazy.
Sex happens because
you're in love.
- Well, sometimes it does.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Let me ask you something.
How does the fact of
talking about sex,
about your concerns aboutsex, about your fears,
about the fact that you'renot ready, about pregnancy,
about contraception...
How does the fact of
talking about those
take away love, rather
than somehow bring you
closer together?
- It's so planned if
you talk about it.
It's-- it's like planningto lose your virginity.
- What are we supposed to do?
Call a girl up for a dateand say, "By the way,
come prepared"?
[laughter]
- That may be a
hard thing to do,
but it's a lot harder having ababy to feed, change, and take
care of when you
get home, like I do.
And having to decide betweenbuying a box of diapers
and some lip gloss becausethere's never enough money
for both is a real bummer.
Talking about sex is hard.
It was a lot easier justthinking, oh, it's never going
to happen to me, like I did.
That was a really big mistake.
Last week, Mr.
Fenning said something
about how two
girls in this class
could be pregnant this year.
And I guess I could be
counted as one of them.
- So, if we don't start
talking and making
some responsible decisions,one of you might be the other.
- Hi.
This seat wanted?
- It's fine.
- Hey.
Great cake.
Really.
[laughter]
- Whoo!
- Why didn't you tell
me how stupid I looked?
- I did!
- So anyway...
[crosstalk]
- How you doing?
- You want to sit
someplace else?
- I don't feel very well.
[laughter]
- I feel really sick.
- Wait!
- Is Laura feeling any better?
No, not much.
Look how big she is!
- Oh, whoa.
Let me see.
- Sissy.
- Maybe she's going to
have a lot of babies.
- This lady's only
having one baby, right?
- Carrie!
- How do the babies get inside?
- Why don't you talk to
your mom about that, OK?
[knocking]
- Marsha's here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You know, I got
kind of worried.
No phone calls, no visits.
Not even a wave from the window.
- I'm sick!
[sigh]
- It's been three weeks.
What'd the doctors say?
Is it mono?
- What's mono?
- It's going to be reallyhard catching up in school.
- Did he ask about me?
- Who?
- Oh.
Him.
No.
- Has he been with Phoebe?
- Same as usual.
Look, what do you care anyway?
- Because I'm trying tofigure out what happened.
Maybe he ignored me becausehe didn't want to hurt Phoebe.
He was waiting
for the right time
and I ran before
he could explain.
- Explain what?
You know, you never even toldme what happened at the party.
- You wouldn't understand.
- [YELLING] You
keep saying that!
- It's between Peter and me.
- Since when is a conversationwith Peter Matthew
such a big secret?
Since when is anything such abig secret between you and me?
- Do you have a crush
on Phoebe's boyfriend?
- Out.
- I can keep a secret.
- [LOUDER] Out!
- You always tell me to go out!
I want to ask somethingbut nobody listens to me!
- I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling so good.
I'll talk to you later.
- I want to ask
about the rabbits.
- Carrie!
I want to ask about kissing.
- [YELLING] Later!
- [YELLING] I want
to ask about babies!
And you always say later!
[music playing]
- OK.
Let me give you a situation.
Remember a couple of weeks ago?
Jackie and Jason, America'sfavorite sweethearts?
Remember them, folks?
[laughter]
They wanted love to bespontaneous and romantic,
and it was.
And now they're pregnant.
Obviously, they didn't
take my class, right?
[laughter]
But it's no longer a
question of "what if."
It's a question
of being pregnant.
Both of you.
- Uh-oh.
- I'm glad you appreciatethe situation, Jason.
OK.
Choices, decisions.
What are the options?
- Well, the guy could helpher to get an abortion.
- Abortion.
What else?
- What if she doesn't
want to get an abortion?
- Have the baby.
- If he loved her,
he'd marry her.
- Marriage.
- He could still love her andwant her to get an abortion.
- That's not love.
- Oh, come on.
For one mistake,
a guy's supposed
to quit school and
support a wife and kids
for the rest of his life?
- Well, I know one thing.
Abortion is just a
fancy name for murder.
- Alyssa, I knew you
wanted to be a lawyer.
I didn't know you wanted to bethe judge and jury, as well.
- Well, it's just an embryo.
A couple of cells.
It isn't even a fetus yet!
- Oh, are we lucky.
In one class, we have a legalexpert and the world's youngest
biological wizard.
How can you be so sure, Marsha?- But wait a minute.
Mr. Fenning, you're
defending both sides.
I mean, who's right?
- I don't know.
Maybe you all are.
- How can all of us be right?
- Because I don't think thereare any absolute answers,
at least that apply acrossthe board to everyone.
- If there aren't
any absolute answers,
what are we doin' here?
- Asking questions.
Checking out the options.
Different choices areright for different people.
It's when you act
without thinking
that you hurt not only
yourself but people
that are close to you.
Me, I think the act
of love probably
implied a willingness toaccept the responsibility
for a commitment.
You know, four weeks ago, I saidthe word "sex" and 95 people
fell out of their chairs.
[laughter]
But look at you today.
Talking and arguing.
Trying to get
information, answers,
which is a first step
to making a decision,
to becoming an adult.
I'm very proud of you.
[bell ringing]
Get out of here.
- Are you still having
that stomach crud?
Aren't you eating anything?
- I'm just nervous.
I have to talk to him.
- I wish you'd just forget him.
- I can't.
- Why?
- Because I love him.
[laugh]
- How can you love somebodyyou hardly even know?
- You don't understand
about love, OK?
- Well, if it makes youact so crazy and get mono,
I don't want to.
- I didn't have mono.
- Oh, excuse me.
Flu.
- Marsha, I didn't have the flu.
- Then what was wrong?
- I think I'm pregnant.
I wanted to tell you 100 times.
- I don't believe it.
- I thought you'd
hate me if you knew.
- Since when do I hate you?
Did I hate you when you knockedout my first front tooth
with the sand shovel?
Well, are you sure?
- I think.
I mean, it's not just--
you know.
I've been getting these cravingsfor these strange foods.
- What strange foods?
- Like banana sandwiches.- Come on.
We've been eating bananassandwiches all our lives--
- With mayonnaise.
- Are you going to tell him?
I have to.
He'll know what to do.
- You can't just walk up tohim and say a thing like that.
- I have to.
- But what--
- Are you sure?
Did you take care of it?
Did you do something?
- [inaudible].
[talking angrily]
- Well, what happened?
- Nothing.
- That was nothing?
- He said that I
did it on purpose,
just to get a hook in
him like all the others.
He said that if I tellanybody that he'll get three
guys to say they were with me.
- Don't panic, OK?
Mm.
Not yet, anyway.
- I never meant
for it to happen.
I don't understand how wecould have been so close.
And he doesn't love me, Marsha.
I'm scared.
- Well, maybe we
can do something.
I think I just shook
my fillings loose.
What do you think?
- Nothing.
- I should have
looked it up first.
You could even jog or do ballet.
Anything?
- No.
- Wait a minute.
I saw it in a movie
where this girl
decided to have it
right in her own town.
They brought it up as a sister.
- You want to be the
one to tell my mother?
- I'll tell you a secret.
- Huh?
- I'm afraid of boys.
To fall in love.
You can get so hurt.
But if you never love
anyone, you're so alone.
- I don't ever want
to have babies.
I'd rather have a dog.
At least when you
go on vacation,
you can put it in a kennel.
- I want to have babies.
Someday.
But not now.
I wish I were a kid
again, like Carrie.
- Hey.
Are guys going to that freshmandisco thing on Saturday?
I guess you guys just don'twant to dance with a minor bird.
Short guy, get it?
Minor bird?
- Oh.
Did you take your
driver's test yet?
Did you get your license?
- What do you think,
I'm a kid or something?
- Can you get the car?
- I guess I can.
- Well, can you or can't you?
- Sure, I can get a car.
- We have to go to town tomorrowto do, uh, a research paper.
You think you could drive us?
- Sure.
No problem.
I can drive.
- Great.
[music playing]
- It's 72 degrees and sunny,and here's The Bullets.
- You want a pillow
or something?
- No problem.
I'm fine.
How about an ice cream?
I'm buying.
- Hi, there.
Hello.
Hi.
He's beautiful.
I think I could
make it if I had to.
[laugh]
- Right.
You have the baby
and move out here.
Then one day, Peter comesriding along the bike path.
He sees you.
He's overcome with
guilt and misery.
He runs to you with openarms, crying, "How could I
leave you and my child?"
Well, forget it.
It's a soap opera.
He'll bike right by
you and you'd be alone.
- You guys ready to go?
- Yeah, let's go.
- Uh, Laurie McIntyre?
Try not to be nervous.
First, let's talk
about the procedure.
We'll do a urine
pregnancy test today,
and we should have
the results Saturday.
If we need to
double-check, we'll
do a blood test and an exam.
But let's say that
you are pregnant.
Have you thought about
what you want to do?
- No.
I just don't know.
- I guess this pregnancy
wasn't planned.
- It-- it just happened.
- You never talked
about contraception
with your boyfriend?
- I love somebody, and
I was afraid to say no.
- Is that somebody
here with you today?
Well, he wasn't afraid
to say no, was he?
Let's go over what choicesyou'll have if you're pregnant.
- OK.
- If you're against abortionunder any circumstances,
you'll continue yourpregnancy and make a decision
whether you want to keep itor give it up for adoption.
If you think that abortionis a personal decision made
with the help of your doctor,
we're here to help you.
- If-- if I decide not to haveit, does my mom have to know?
- No.
In this state, the law saysthat once you become pregnant,
you're an emancipated minor.
[laugh]
- What does that mean?
- That you can make
your decision yourself.
- Will it hurt a lot?
- You seem to be
hurting right now
just trying to make a decision.
Anything to do with pregnancyis risky at your age.
- Why?
- There's a higher
mortality rate.
More babies are
born prematurely.
There's a greater
number of babies
who are mentally retardedborn to girls your age.
That's a lot to think about.
- Yeah.
- Talk it over with someone.
If there isn't anyone, I'm here.
OK?
- Yeah.
OK.
Thanks.
- Come on, and we'll
do the test now.
- This would be a loteasier if you could talk.
- What's the big rush?
- I'm going into town next week.
We could go in together.
It's been a long time sincewe've had lunch and talked.
- Me, too?
- I can't.
I started a project.
I have to finish it.
- You look so different
since the flu.
So serious.
Your hair's growing out.
- Mom?
- Hmm?
- Do you like being a woman?
- What kind of a
question is that?
- I mean, you know, taking careof the house and us and stuff.
- I love you.
There's nothing more importantto me than the two of you.
- I love you.
[laugh]
- Mm.
Oh, it's moments
like these I realize
how fast you're growing up.
If you two ever want
to talk, I'm here.
- I want to talk.
- OK.
[laugh]
- What's mating?
Do rabbits kiss to make babies?
If you kiss a boy,
do you make babies?
[laugh]
- Oh, honey.
I get the picture.
[laugh]
And you?
- I've got to go.
- OK.
- Bye.
- No, Carrie.
You can't get
pregnant by kissing.
- I wish I could
have told my mother.
- I'm never going
to love anyone.
Love hurts too much.
- Oh, no.
I just didn't understand
there was a difference
between loving and making love.
That's all.
- Laurie McIntyre?
- Yeah.
[music playing]
- Come in.
[door opening]
Marsha?
- I'm not.
[laugh]
- Not?
[laugh]
- You were lucky
this time, Laurie.
- Not?!
[laugh]
- I think that
now you understand
the seriousness of sex.
You know the choices.
It's up to you.
[laugh]
- Oh.
No.
[laugh]
[inaudible]
- I can't believe it.
I know.
- I'll see you.
- All right.
- Listen, uh, I
wanted to help you.
I swear I did.
So did you take care of it?
- It's all right.
There's nothing for
you to worry about.
- I mean, how could
you expect me to act?
You made a mistake and I'd bestuck for the rest of my life--
- Wait.
I made a mistake?
- Look, a girl has to be smart.
You just didn't know.
You're a good kid.
I'm sorry.
I'll make it up to you.
- How do you expect
to do that, Peter?
- Well, how'd you like to go toa show with me Saturday night?
- Uh-huh.
What about Phoebe?
- Your hair looks nice this way.
You know how to take
care of yourself.
Sure, I don't mind going
out with a freshman.
So it's a date?
- No.
[laugh]
- What do you mean, no?
- I lay awake nights
thinking about you.
You were so great.
You were something special.
But it isn't true.
- Just where do you come
up acting so righteous?
You gave me the big
come on, remember?
You weren't so innocent then.
How about if I just spreadit around a little bit?
You wouldn't like that
very much, would you?
- I did a really dumb thingbut I did it out of love.
Now I know that love
is something more.
If you say one thing
to anybody, I'll
tell them Phoebe cheats for you.
That won't be good foryour scholarship, will it?
- I'm not finished with you yet.
- I'm finished with you.
- Let go of her arm.
- Beat it, shrimp, before Iwipe up the ground with you.
- I said, let go of her arm.
I'm a black belt.
- If you were a
black belt, you'd
probably wear it
around your knees.
- Forget it.
He's not worth it.
- I didn't know you
were a black belt.
- I'm not.
I don't even take karate.
- Thanks.
- No, I was going
to woo, wah, hah!
[laugh]
Anytime.
- What's going on out there?
- Uh-oh.
- You didn't.
They didn't.
- How many?
- Six.
What was this, a
neighborhood project?
What are we going to do
with six more rabbits?
- No problem, Mrs. McIntyre.
- That's right, Steven.
They're all yours.
[laughter]
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