Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1996–2003): Season 5, Episode 15 - I Was Made to Love You - full transcript

Previously on
Buffy, the vampire slayer.

Tell me what kind of demon
I'm fighting.

Glory isn't a demon.
She's a god.

Tell me where the key is.

We had to hide the key.
Made it human.

- Sent it to you.
- Dawn.

I know you got a lot
on your mind.

You decide you wanna let me in
on any of it, you let me know.

Buffy's like nobody else
in the world.

But she doesn't love me.

- They want me back, Buffy.
- Are you going?



- I don't know. If we can't work this out...
- this is good-bye?

Riley!

There's something that
you need to know about dawn.

Why does everybody start acting
all weird when I'm around?

"They had to be certain the slayer
would protect it with her life,

so they sent the key to her
in the form of a sister."

- Is this blood?
- What did you do?

I'm not a key.

- I'm not real.
- You're the key.

Go. Before she finds you.
She's here!

I love you.

The only chance you had with me
was when I was unconscious.

I want you out. I want you out of this
town, I want you off this planet.

You don't come near me, my friends or
my family again, ever. Understand?



Spike!
Spike wants me.

- How obscene is that?
- Well, it is very strange.

I can't imagine
what he's thinking.

Not that
you're not attractive.

I feel gross, you know?
Like... like dirty.

That's ridiculous. You can't be responsible
for what spike thinks or feels.

Well, aren't I responsible? I mean, something
about me had to make him feel that, right?

Something that made him say,
"woof, that's the one for me."

- Buffy, I think you should perhaps calm down.
- Me too.

Oh, puffy Xander. Um...

I'm sorry. I got... i guess I got
carried away. Are you okay?

I'm alive. I can tell
'cause of the pain.

Do you want to sit down?
I'm not that bendy.

- I could lean.
- I'll get some ice.

Here.

Comfy?
Oh, yeah.

This leaning...
This is the stuff.

See, that's my secret to attracting men.
You know, it's simple, really.

You slap 'em around a bit. You torture 'em.
You make their lives a living hell and...

Buff... sure, the nice
guys, they'll run away,

but every now and then, you'll come
across a real prince of a guy like spike

who gets off on it.

Buffy, stand me up.

The problem is not you. Don't
do this to yourself, please.

I just...

I just wanna know that there's
gonna be another good one,

one that
I won't chase away.

There will be, promise. He's out there.
He can come along any minute.

Yeah, and the minute after
that, I can terrify him...

With my alarming strength and
remarkable self-involvement.

What? I don't think
you're like that.

Maybe I could change. You know,
I could... i could work harder.

I could spend less time slaying.
I could laugh at his jokes.

I mean, men like that, right?
The joke laughing at?

Or maybe you could just be Buffy.
He'll see your amazing heart,

and he'll fall in love
with you.

Xander, that's...
Ohh.

This is the day
you choose to hug me?

Buffy?
Mm-hmm?

You ever think maybe the reason you
haven't found a great relationship...

On the hellmouth
is because it's a hellmouth?

Seems to me it's a pretty terrible
place to try to build anything.

Mmm.

You wanna get some coffee
or something? Yeah.

Thank you for picking me up. I'm
very grateful for the ride.

You sure you wanna get out here?
I mean, this place is kind of...

What are you looking for
in sunnydale, anyway?

True love.

I might like it more than the others.
Can you spin around again?

Ooh, I'm not sure.
Once more.

Now, could you
go the other way?

You're messing with me.

We just wanted to see how many
times we could get you to do it.

Was that five
or four and a half?

So is anyone gonna talk
about my dress?

- I like it.
- You sure?

- I mean, it's not too mom-ish?
- Oh. That was why I liked it.

You're both crazy. It's not
mom-ish at all. It's sexy.

It screams, "Randy sex kitten.
Buy me one drink, and I'll..."

- oh, wait. That's not really good, either.
- Uh-uh.

Oh, god.
What time is it?

4:23. You have
lots of time until 7:00.

Vast acres of time in which
you could plant crops.

- Now, tell me about this Brian and what his intentions are.
- Maybe he's a gigolo.

- Was his shirt all shiny?
- No. He works for a publishing house.

- He's a nice, normal guy, okay?
- I think I've heard of those.

He came to the gallery
my first day back,

when I was, you know,
kind of shaky, starting over.

And he asked a question
about these antique cameos. Oh,

and I was so lost because Carol had been
doing the ordering while I was sick.

It turned out that he didn't
know anything about them either,

so we had a lot to talk about.

- So what's the plan for tonight?
- Dinner and then a movie.

Or maybe it was a movie
and then dinner,

which might be better because, you know,
then we could talk about the movie.

Maybe a movie isn't a good idea at
all, because you can't talk during,

and then what's the point
of any of it?

Oh, and about the restaurant...
Do you think that...

It should be one with candles and
romantic music, or is that pushing it?

Buffy, what do you think? Should
I try to make things romantic...

Or sort of let him
set the pace?

Oh, no. Love doctor Buffy
is not in.

I am not qualified
to give dating advice.

I've had exactly two boyfriends,
and they both left.

Really left.
Left town left.

Honey, you just
had some bad luck.

You're going to that
spring break party tonight.

- Maybe you'll find someone there.
- Mm-hmm.

Or maybe Brian has a son, and mom and I
can go on some awkward double dates.

Oh, god... Brian.
What time is it now?

4:24.

- You sure the dress is okay?
- Hmm.

Spin again...
Real fast this time.

Willow's good with all that
computer stuff, but me not so much.

Do you really
understand all that?

Oh. Well, at first,
it was confusing.

Just the idea of computers was,
like, "whoa, I'm 1,100 years old."

I had trouble adjusting
to the idea of Lutherans.

I go on-line sometimes, but
everyone's spelling is really bad.

It's depressing. But you
have to try on-line trading.

It's great. The secret is
avoiding the tech companies...

Everyone was jumping on and
going with the smaller firms...

That supply the basic components.
Uh-huh.

Anyway, I took the money from working
for Giles, and I tripled it.

Tripled? Like, first money,
then money, money, money? Yes.

I'm thinking about buying something
very expensive... maybe an antelope.

Hi.
Hi.

I'm looking for Warren. Do you know where
Warren is? And if you do, could you tell me?

Um, I don't think
we know a Warren.

Well, all righty.
No harm in asking. Thanks.

- Hi. Do you know Warren? I need to find him.
- Uh, I'm sorry.

You can do all this stuff
with a regular computer?

I'll show you. You can also see the
website I designed for the magic shop.

Huge photo of me.

♪♪

How you doin'?
Having o' the fun?

You know, I am. Dancing
with you is way better...

Than trying to hook up
with some good-looking guy.

I think I liked it better when you
were kicking me in my puffy groin.

I let them do that.
Dance together.

That was me.
Very nice of you.

- A good deed.
- Yes.

I'm expecting a big karmic
reward any second now.

Thank you.

♪♪

Buffy?

Ben! Hey. I didn't
even know you were here.

And again with
the non-medical clothing.

Actually, these are
orthopedic pants.

Man, that sounded
so funny in my head.

It's very, very funny.
It's funny in my head too.

Having a good time?
Yeah, I am.

I was dancing earlier, and, you
know, my friends are here, so...

But, I mean, not that
it's all about me.

Are you enjoying yourself?
I am now.

So, um, do you
maybe wanna dance?

I'm not really good
with rhythm.

Sure. I'd love to.

Let me just dump this.
I'll be right back. Okay.

Look at these
tiny grain patties.

They're woven.
That's craftsmanship.

They aren't handwoven,
you know.

- Then how?
- Well, it's a machine,

and it's...
It sort of... it presses.

And there may be a
mold of some sort...

Who's that?

Warren?

Oh, that girl.
Tara and I met her.

She speaks with a strange evenness and
selects her words a shade too precisely.

Some of us like that
kind of thing in a girl.

Warren?

Hi. Did you get me a drink? Gotta go.
She's gonna see me.

She who? What's up, Warren?
It doesn't matter. Come on.

- Is Warren here?
- I thought you were getting the crunchies.

Xander got hypnotized by the strange girl.
I am remaining calm, however.

Uh-uh. No, I'm...
I'm right with you.

You don't know what you're talking about.
Here she comes.

I heard that Warren was here.
Is Warren here?

Um,
Warren who?

He's... Warren.
And he's looking for me.

He lost me.

- Is Warren here?
- It's that girl again.

Is she still looking for Warren? Weird.
It's been, like, all day.

There's something strange about her.
She talks funny.

Some men
find that appealing.

- Have you guys seen Warren?
- Warren? - I just hope she finds him.

Somehow, I don't think a girl that looks
like that's gonna be lonely for too long.

Definitely not.
Oh, not me.

I was just saying
a pretty girl like that,

there's always someone lurking
around, looking for some action.

Small world.

Oh, dear.
If looks could stake.

Are you having fun, pet? You,
uh, trolling for your next ex?

I gotta say,
you could do better.

I told you I w... thought
I was gonna leave town?

It's a free country.
Free party.

If you want me to leave, you can put your hands
on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Get away from me.

Was that guy
bothering you?

Should I offer to get inappropriately
violent or something?

No. Good, 'cause,
honestly, I don't wanna.

So, are you ready
to dance?

Um, first...
What's that?

Oh, yeah,
my phone number.

I was gonna try to subtly work it into the
conversation, but it didn't pan out...

And I thought I should try to give
it to you before you see me dance.

You know, in case you
wanna get coffee.

Thank you. Um, I just...
I think you should know...

That I kind of have this bad
history in which, you know,

we go get coffee, and, well, it
all ends with you leaving town...

And you just got here
and everything...

Apparently we'd be risking a tragic chain
reaction, but I just really like... coffee.

I think coffee
might be worth it.

And I would like to get
to know coffee better.

Then I'll call you.

- Have you seen Warren?
- No. Sorry.

And who are you,
darling?

I'm April.

I'm lookin' for my fella.
Maybe you just found him.

Really? Where?

Ohh!

- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- That would be wrong.

You are
not my boyfriend!

Bloody hell. You threw
me through a window.

- What's that about?
- - You cannot make those suggestions to me.

- I have a boyfriend. Warren is my boyfriend.
- You know what?

My bleeding sympathies
to Warren.

No one but Warren
can touch me.

Excuse me. Hi. Um, maybe
you and I could talk,

you know, 'cause throwing
spike through a window...

Well, that's really good.
But, you know, generally...

Do you know my boyfriend? Okay, I
think you need to take a second...

- And stop looking for your boyfriend.
- - Hey, hey, hey.

I have to find him.
Ow.

If I hurt you just now,
I am sorry.

And I hope that your boyfriend
will take good care of you.

Ow. I don't know about you
guys, but I've had it...

With super-strong
little women who aren't me.

- At least she didn't do too much damage.
- Are you kidding?

Double-glazed glass ain't cheap. And the
jamb needs to be completely repaired.

Oh, dear god. I'm the grown-up who
sees the world through my job.

I'm like my uncle Dave the
plumber, and I must be shunned.

- Okay.
- So what do you guys think she is?

This may sound nuts, but I kind of
got the impression that she was a...

- Robot.
- Oh, yeah. A robot.

Yeah, I was gonna say robot.
What do you think she wants?

- Warren, whoever that is.
- It's gotta be the guy that built her.

It's an unusual name. There's
hardly any, except Warren Beatty...

And, you know,
president Harding.

It-it's probably
not either of them.

- Wil, can you track down this guy with only a first name?
- Given enough time.

I can get a list of the sunnydale
students named Warren tonight,

but then we'll have to call
them or go to their dorms,

so we probably can't start
narrowing it down till tomorrow.

She could do a lot of damage by then.
To who? Spike?

See how vigorously I don't care.
She was looking for this Warren,

but it didn't sound like
she wanted to hurt him.

- She said he's her boyfriend.
- I agree.

I'm not sure this is a code red.
Is there a code pink?

- We need more codes.
- Okay.

We'll track down Warren tomorrow. Tonight,
I better go back and rescue Giles.

He's been watching dawn while
my mom's out on her date.

And I have a feeling there's
only so much he can take.

Oh, Giles and dawnie? I bet
they ended up having a blast.

Dear god, Buffy, there's only so much I can
take. We're gonna have to change the system.

A 14 year old's too old to be
baby-sat, and it's not fair on her.

What'd she
make you do?

Well, we listened to aggressively
cheerful music sung by people...

Chosen for their
ability to dance.

Then we ate cookie dough
and talked about boys.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm very, very sorry,

but if it makes you feel any better,
my fun-time Buffy party night...

Involved watching a robot
throw spike through a window.

So if you wanna trade...
No, wait.

I wouldn't give that memory up for
anything. A robot? Sounds interesting.

We're gonna work on it in the morning...
unless you wanna stay. Then you and I could...

Who wants
to hear everything?

- Listen to my mom talk about boys.
- Right. Must go.

See you tomorrow. Bye, Joyce.
Bye, Rupert.

Gosh, I'd forgotten how
much fun dating can be.

I don't know. I was standing right here.
I didn't see prince charming.

I didn't even see a good-night kiss.
It all looked pretty tame to me.

I suppose, by your standards, it
could seem pretty... oh, dear.

What?
I left my bra in his car.

Mother!
I'm joking.

Good god,
that's horrible.

Don't do that. I left
it in the restaurant.

No more! No more!
No more!

On the dessert cart.
I can't hear you!

Yeah? What?

Hi. Does Warren
live here?

What the hell?
What are you doin'? It's 3:30.

Yes, it is.
Does Warren live here?

Okay, then. Bye.

And you're certain she was a robot?
Absolutely.

She practically had "genuine molded
plastic" stamped on her ass.

Just trying
a little spicy talk.

She was looking for
someone named Warren.

- Wil's already checked the sunnydale enrollment.
- And got nothing.

I found one Warren, but he moved
out of the country a year ago.

- I'm checking nearby schools.
- Whoever he is, he knows his stuff.

That girl, well...
That was a nice-looking girl.

It's okay for him to say that, 'cause
I know that he really loves me only.

Is there something the rest
of us could be doing?

- What can we do?
- Do you have any books on robots?

Oh, yes. Dozens. There's an enormous
amount of research we should do before...

No, I'm lying. I haven't got squat.
I just like to see Xander squirm.

Funny.
Charming and funny.

Hey, I-i think I found him.
A Warren Meers.

He went to sunnydale high
with us for a semester,

then he went to the tech
college over in Dutton.

I've got a local address
where his folks still live.

He's probably home
for spring break.

I'll go talk to him. No, no. Wait. We
don't know what you're walking into.

We have no idea what his motive
is for building this thing.

Um, don't you think
she's just...

Yeah. She's
just sort of a...

She's a "sexbot." What guy
doesn't dream about that?

Beautiful girl with no other
thought but to please you,

willing to do anything.

Too many girls.
I miss oz. He'd get it.

He wouldn't say anything,
but he'd get it.

Why would anyone do that if they
could have a real live person?

Maybe he couldn't...
Find a real person.

Oh, come on. The guy's just a big wedge
of sleaze. Don't make excuses for him.

I'm not. I'm just saying
people get lonely.

Maybe having someone around,
even someone you made up...

Maybe it's easier.

But it's so weird.
I mean,

everyone wants a nice, normal
person to, you know, share with,

but this guy... if he couldn't find
that... i guess it's kind of sad.

- Hello?
- Hey, Ben, it's Buffy. Is this a bad time?

- I know it's kind of early.
- No, I just... I just got in is all.

Night shift at the hospital.
I'm glad you called.

Well, I found your number
in my pocket,

and, you know, I figured I'd pick
up the phone a couple times...

And then hang up
and then finally call...

And see if maybe you wanted to get that cup
of coffee or do whatever you wanna do.

Yeah. Yes,
coffee would be great.

Tomorrow night.
Sure. Bye.

Oh, fine.

But we just got here. If you don't wanna be
here, why didn't we just stay in Dutton?

Or we could've
gone to my sister's.

Katrina, I don't wanna hear about your
sister's place again. Pack your stuff now.

Why the rush?
It's real early.

Are we even gonna say good-bye to your mom?
You can call her.

Warren, is something going
on you don't want me to see?

Katrina, if you don't wanna pack,
that's fine. We can buy new stuff.

Now, let's just go.

- I have to talk to you.
- Who's this?

- Is this about her?
- Yes.

Her who? Warren, something's going on here.
Strange girls.

Katrina, please be quiet, okay? This
is important. Wait in the kitchen.

And I'm not important? Warren,
just tell her to go away. I can't.

You're keeping secrets from me...
other girls and who knows what else.

Trina, shut up. That's it.
Forget it, Warren. I'm gone.

No. Katrina!

My name is Buffy summers. We were at sunnydale
high together. Do you know who I am?

Yes, I know. April.
Did she hurt someone?

Not yet. Well,
no one that matters.

She's looking for me.
She followed me here.

Okay, kind of figured that out.
No, no. There's more.

There's something you need
to know about her. I know.

No, wait. This is important.
Believe me, I worked it out.

No, this is something
that you can't possibly know.

She's a robot.
Uh-huh.

A robot? Really?
Was it Ted?

'Cause they always said there
could've been more than one of him.

Nope. Whole new robot.
This one was a girl.

Buffy's busy tracking down the guy that
made her, so I'll drop you off at school,

and if she's
not finished, then...

- coming through!
- Coming through!

Fire, fire!

Hello, all.
What's going on, then?

Spike, you're
not welcome here.

Yeah, and by the way, we're working
on a way to de-invite you from here,

even if it is
a public place.

Nah, forget it. Letting him in is good,
'cause then we get to toss him out.

Ooh, can we throw him out the
window like the robot did?

- 'Cause that was neat.
- Robot? That's what she was?

Huh. I knew something
wasn't right.

Hey! Someone's glad to see me.
Aren't you, little bit?

Stay away
from me.

- I think you'd better go.
- Okay, now. I was afraid of this.

Misrepresentations, misunderstandings,
slurs and allegations.

I don't know what Buffy
told you, but the thing is,

slayer and I worked together,
side by side,

to get rid of dru, who was up to no
good, and I don't mind telling you...

Spike, listen to me. It's
just... I'm trying to explain.

She might have said
some things that sounded...

Like I expressed
some kind of feeling...

We are not your friends. We
are not your way to Buffy.

There is no way to Buffy.

Clear out of here.

And, spike, this thing...
Get over it.

I don't know what you mean.
Yes, you do.

Move the hell on.

- I'm looking for my boyfriend, Warren.
- What?

He comes from here,
and I need him.

But it's confusing, and I've
already walked a really long way.

I'm sure he's nearby. Oh, Warren!
You're looking for Warren?

Yes! Do you know him?
Do you know where he is?

Let me think.

Please think. Geez, this is too bad.
You just missed him.

Yes? Where did he go?

Warren? Uh, he headed out, uh, that way.
Hurry. You might catch him.

Thank you. I was getting very tired.
Thank you.

Who's Warren?
Hell if I know.

So you have girl troubles. They're not
talking to you. You're not getting dates.

You start thinking,
"hey, this isn't fair."

Yeah, I felt like I deserved to have
someone. Everyone deserves to have someone.

So, naturally, you
turned to manufacturing.

- Kind of.
- And how long did it take to build yourself that little toy?

Oh, no. She's not a toy. I know what
you're thinking, but she's more than that.

Look, I'm sure she has many
exciting labor-saving attachments.

No. I made her
to love me.

I mean, she cares about what I care
about, and she wants to be with me.

She listens to me
and supports me.

I didn't make a toy.
I made a girlfriend.

A girlfriend?
Are you saying...

Are you in love
with her?

I really thought I would be.
I mean, she's perfect.

I don't know. I guess it was
too easy and predictable.

You know, she got boring. She was exactly
what I wanted, and I didn't want her.

- I thought I was going crazy.
- Really? You?

Then something happened. Katrina
was in my engineering seminar,

and she was
really funny and cool.

She was always giving me a
hard time, real unpredictable.

She builds these little model
monorails that run with magnets and...

Anyway, I fell in love
with Katrina.

Swell. Romance
and magnetic trains.

But first, you decided to take April
out of the box, play with her...

For five minutes,
and then what?

You got bored, decided to dump
her, tell her to go away?

- Kind of.
- And she got mad. She didn't go, huh?

Okay, I didn't really dump her as much
as I went out and didn't come back.

I left her. I left her
in my dorm room.

You left her
in your dorm room?

I figured I could just get away until her batteries
gave up, which should have been days ago.

Did you even tell her? Did you even give
her a chance to fix what was wrong?

I didn't need to fix anything. Her
batteries were supposed to run down.

Really, they should be completely
dead by now. So why aren't they?

I don't know. Maybe... she must
be recharging them somehow.

Warren, this is important.
Is she dangerous?

She's only programmed
to be in love.

Then she's dangerous. Do you
have any idea how to find her?

She's looking for me, so my guess
is she's probably pretty close.

Hi.

Do you know where Warren is?
I need to get to Warren.

This is getting insane.
How many of you are there?

There's only me... April.
April?

Fine. Listen up, April.
Warren is my boyfriend. Mine.

And you others probably
ought to figure that out. Ow!

Ow! Let go!
Don't go.

You have to stay and tell the truth.
What?

Stop.
You're lying.

He cannot be your boyfriend.
Say that he's my boyfriend.

I can't...
I can't breathe.

Let go.

You have to stop lying.

Bloody right,
I'll move on.

April!
April, are you there?

If the batteries are still working and
she hears my voice, then she'll answer.

She's voice-activated?
I made it so that...

If she heard me and didn't answer,
it causes this kind of feedback.

Wait. If you call her and she
doesn't answer, it hurts her?

You're one creepy little
dweeb, Warren. April!

Warren.

- April.
- Where have you been?

I couldn't find you, and
this girl kept lying to me,

and then
she went to sleep.

April, what did
you do?

Please don't be angry, Warren. I'm
trying very hard to make you happy.

April, I want you
to put the girl down.

Warren,
what should I do?

Talk to her.
Put her down!

This is Buffy.
Give Katrina to Buffy.

Is she broken?

- She's alive.
- Thank god.

Warren, honey, what's going on? Why
did you go away? Is it a game?

No, no. This isn't a game.
Did I do something wrong?

I waited a long time, and you
never came back. A long time.

- I made you five sweaters.
- That's great. You could go back there and get them.

- So you could wait there...
- Warren. You have to tell her. And do it right.

What is she saying, Warren?
What do you need to tell me?

- April, I made a mistake.
- You can't make mistakes.

No. I did.

I thought that I made you
everything that I wanted...

But it wasn't
what I really wanted.

I'm sorry,
but it's over.

But I can be
whatever you want.

I love you. I'll do whatever you want.
Would you like a neck rub?

No. See, I know that you love me,
but the truth is, I can't love you.

- It's not your fault,
but... I don't love you.

I love her.

She growls?

- You made her so she growls?
- Well, i...

- What's going on?
- No, no, Trina.

Get away.

What is... what...
That's a robot.

She wasn't just for sex. Is that...
is that your ex-girlfriend?

No. Get the hell
away from me!

No, no, Trina.
No. Wait. Listen to me. No.

You took my man.
I'm going to kill you.

I'm going to...

I can't... can't crush...

So... tired.

Warren?

Where are you?

What's happening to me?

Can you cry? Sometimes I
feel better when I cry.

But there might be rust issues.
Crying is blackmail.

Good girlfriends don't cry. Oh.

I've rechecked
everything.

I did everything I was supposed to do.
I was a good girlfriend.

I'm sure you were.

I'm only supposed to love him. If
I can't do that, what am I for?

What do I exist for?

I don't know. It isn't fair.
He wasn't fair to you.

It's getting dark. It's
so early to be dark.

Yeah.

What if he comes back and he
can't find me in the dark?

I'm here. I'll make sure
that he finds you.

Maybe this is
a girlfriend test.

If I wait here patiently
this time, he'll come back.

I'm sure he will.

And he'll... he'll tell you
how sorry he is.

You know, he told me
how proud he was of you...

And how impressed he was
with how much you loved him...

And how you tried
to help him.

He didn't
mean to hurt you.

He's going to take me home,
and things'll be right again.

It'll be fine.

When things are sad,
you just have to be patient,

because...

Because every cloud
has a silver lining.

And when life
gives you lemons,

make lemonade.

Clouds and lemonade, huh?
Yes.

And... and things are...

Always darkest...

Before...

See, you construct the wood jamb
and frame the glass into it,

and that's what you set
into the opening.

- Yeah?
- One of the cool things about that, you see,

is the jamb can be shimmed to be
square, even if the opening isn't.

Shimmed? Is that even a real word? Do you
have any idea what you're talking about?

Yeah, I do.
Scary, isn't it?

I think I've actually turned into someone you
want around after a crazed robot attack.

And if you ever start your own business,
you'll have your slogan right there.

- And she wasn't crazed.
- Yeah?

She devoted everything to
making this one person happy.

And then it was like with him gone, there was
just no reason for her to exist anymore.

Robots are
the strangest people.

No. People are
the strangest people.

I mean, look at me obsessing
about being with someone.

It's, like, I don't
need a guy right now.

I need me.

I need to get comfortable
being alone with Buffy.

Well, I'll say this... she's a pretty
cool person to be alone with.

Thank you.

Hi. It's Buffy. Um, I hope this is
your machine. There wasn't a message.

Anyway, um, about coffee...

I, um... I just...

I don't think this is the best time
for me to be drinking... coffee.

Um, I'm sorry.
And, um, bye.

What the hell?

If I may, your
inconceivableness,

it sounds to these humble
ears like our Ben...

Tried to make a date
with the slayer.

A date with the slayer?

No, no, no, no, no.

He is planning something.
He's working against me.

She turned us down?

Trina... no, wait.
Listen. I'm so sorry.

Yes, I am... no, no. Just
give me a chance to explain.

Yes! No, but she... no, no.
Listen. I'll do anything.

Just... no, no!
Don't hang up!

How did you get in here?
Your mum let me in.

I'm placing an order.

Oh, no. I'm not making any more girls.
Sure, you are.

Here's your specs.

You're gonna
make her real good for me.

Hey, mom. Oh.

Still a couple
of guys gettin' it right.

Hey, flower-getting lady, want
me to pick dawn up from school?

Mom?

What are you doing?

Mom?

Mom?

Mommy?

Grr! Arrgh!