Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1996–2003): Season 4, Episode 9 - Something Blue - full transcript

I can't bite anything.

I can't even hit people.

Previously on
Buffy the vampire slayer...

I've got information

about the soldier boys
you were fighting.

I'm going.

Well, how long?

I don't know.

The wolf is inside me,
all the time.

Until I figure out
what that means,

I shouldn't be around you.



Looks good.

Hey, Buffy.

Is there something
you want to tell me?

What?

Oh.

Yes. I am a lesbian.

Well, it's good that
you're so open about it.

Well, hey... you know we were
talkin' about havin' a picnic?

I was thinkin'. Do you ever
hang out at Ruggs field?

It's beautiful there.

Usually not
that crowded, either.

I thought maybe we could
have a little spread.

Sandwiches... Maybe some ants.
Could be fun.

We were talking
about having a picnic?



Oh. So, was that a
conversation we actually had

or one I was
just practicing?

Practicing?

Okay. Yes.
I have been known

to do a little prep work
before our conversations.

It's not easy, you know,
talkin' to you sometimes.

It's like an oral exam.

Boy. That's just what
every girl longs to hear.

Well, you're tricky.

Like an exam?

I never know how you're
gonna react to something.

That's why
I like you so much.

You're a mystery.

Probably every
beautiful girl in the world

has some jerk tellin' her
she's a mystery, but...

I swear... You really are.

There's a lot about you
that needs puzzling out.

I lose you somewhere?

Right around...

"Beautiful."

Say... Don't you
just love a picnic?

It's just...
Different, you know?

A picnic.

First of all,
daylight.

That's kind of a new
venue, Buffy-wise.

And the best part...

He said that he would
bring all the food,

so all I have to do
is show up and eat.

Those are 2 things
I'm really good at.

So, he's nice?

Very, very.

And there's
sparkage?

Yeah. He's...

Have you seen
his arms?

Those are...
Good arms to have.

I really like him.
I do.

But?

I don't know.

I really like
being around him...

You know, and I think
he cares about me.

But..I just... Feel like
something's missing.

He's not making you
miserable?

Exactly.

Riley seems so solid...

Like... He wouldn't
cause me heartache.

Get out. Get out
while there's still time.

I know.

I have to get away from
that "bad boy" thing.

There's no good there.

Seeing angel in L.A...

Even for 5 minutes...

Hello to the pain.

The pain
is not a friend.

But I can't help
thinking...

Isn't that where
the fire comes from?

Can a nice, safe relationship
be that intense?

I know it's nuts,
but part of me believes

that real love
and passion

have to go hand in hand
with pain and fighting.

I wonder where
I get that from.

So, you saw
their faces,

but you can't
describe them.

Well...

They were human.

2 eyes each,
kind of in the middle.

Uh-huh. And the lab?

Underground.

I came out
through an air vent.

I don't know exactly where.
I'm done.

Put the telly on.

It's about time. Hope
you got it warm enough.

Don't know why you're so
dainty all of a sudden.

You've done this for angel.
You must have.

Okay.

Hey! Give it!
That's it.

The invalid amnesiac
routine is over.

The kitchen is closed until you can tell
me something useful about the commandos.

I'm trying to remember.
It was very traumatic.

How long are you
gonna pull this crap?

How long am I gonna live
once I tell you?

Spike, we have no intention of
killing a harmless creature.

But we have to know
what's been done to you.

We can't let you go until
we're sure you're impotent.

Hey.

Sorry.
Poor choice of words.

Until we know
that you're... You're...

Flaccid?

You are one step
away, Missy.

Giles, help.
He's gonna scold me.

You know what?

I don't think you
want us to let you go.

Maybe we made it a little
too comfy in here for you.

Comfy?

I'm chained
in a bathtub,

drinking pig's blood
from a novelty mug.

Doesn't rate huge
in the Zagat's guide.

You want
something nicer?

Oh, look at my poor neck...

All bare and tender
and exposed.

All that blood...

Just pumping away.

Oh, please.
Giles, make her stop!

If those two don't
kill each other...

I might lend a hand.

What about
a truth spell?

I'm not positive it would
work on a vampire,

but we could try...
Make him fess up.

A truth spell. Of course.
Why didn't I think of that?

'Cause you had your hands full
with the undead English patient?

Yes. Worth a go.

Looks pretty simple. I'll stop
by the magic shop tomorrow.

Excellent.

All right. I'll be
back in the morning

with doughnuts
and motherwort.

Bye, Buffy. I'll see you at home.
Bye.

Great.
Thank you, Willow.

Um...

Willow may have had
a very helpful idea.

She seems to be coping better with
oz's departure, don't you think?

Well, she still has
a way to go, but...

Yeah, I think
she's dealing.

What, are you
people blind?

She's hangin' on
by a thread.

Any ninny
can see that.

Devon said that he
sent for his stuff.

I g...
I guess this means

he's planning on settling
down somewhere...

Else.

Not here.

I guess so.

I feel like I've been
split down the center

and half of me
is lost.

I know.

It feels like that now.

Oz is gone.

Come on, now!
It's telly time!

Hey, this is
Buffy and Willow.

Please leave a message.

Oh, uh, Willow,
it's Giles.

Um, I... I thought
you were bringing

the ingredients
for that spell.

I really have to...

Passions is on! Timmy's
down a bloody well,

and if you make me
miss it, I'll...

You'll do what,
lick me to death?

Look, uh, Willow...

I think we ought
to try the spell.

Among other things, I'd like
to shower sometime today.

Alone.

Driving.

Yeah.

You seriously
drive for fun?

Well, not 4-wheeling or
anything, but yeah. Don't you?

Actually, no-wheeling
is more my specialty.

I'm an avid
pedestrian, though.

You're kidding, right?

I mean, you know
how to drive.

Well, I took the class.

Cars and Buffy are,
like... Unmixy things.

Just because you haven't
had a good experience yet.

You can have the
best time in a car.

It's not about
getting somewhere.

You have to take
your time...

Forget about everything.

You just relax...

Let it wash
over you...

The air...

The motion.

Just let it roll.

We are talking
about driving, right?

I thought I was.

I'm taking you. Some
night when it's warm.

Go past the vineyards.

It's gonna change
everything for you.

I'm in.

Hey, Willow.

Hey.

I interrupted.

You've got apples.

My "mis."

Wait.

Sit. There's
plenty to go around.

Did something happen?
Is something wrong?

No.

Everything's fine.

Same.

Oh.

Your apples
are turning brown...

The way they do.

Yeah. Guess
they do that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Jeez. You mean oz just
sent for his stuff

and didn't
even call her?

That's pretty harsh.

I only wish I had
my powers back.

I'd liquefy his
entrails for her.

That's sweet.

God.
Poor wil.

No wonder she's...

Having
a wonderful time.

Wow. Way to rebound.

I believe that's the dance
of a brave little toaster.

Hey, guys, come on.
This music's great.

It's nice to see you brought
your boogie shoes tonight, wil.

Yeah. You know, I know I've been
sort of a party poop lately,

so I said to myself,
"self," I said,

"it's time to shake
and shimmy it off."

Sounds like
a good policy.

Yeah, and it works, too.

Yeah, I just figure in the
grand scheme of things,

we're all just...

Drunk?

Drunk. I mean...

That's... That's
such a... a strong word...

Kind of a guttural
Anglo-Saxon word.

"Drunk."

Wil, not loving the
drowning of the sorrows.

Not drowning. Waiting.

Uh, see? Light.
No big.

No big? Anybody remember when
Buffy had the fun beerfest

and went one million
years b.C.?

Sadly, without
the fuzzy bikini.

Off topic, Xander.

Right. Helping now.

Wil, how about you
give me that beer?

No. Why should I?

I-I've got pain here,
big-time legitimate pain.

We all have pain, wil.

Like what? "Oh, poor me. I live in
a basement." Yeah, that's dire.

Okay. You know what? That's it.
I'm taking you home.

No. I don't want to.

Well, you'll thank me when you still
have a friend in the morning.

I just can't stand
feeling this way.

I want it to be over.

It will.

I promise.

But it's
gonna take time.

Well, that's
not good enough.

I know.

It's just how it is.

You have to go
through the pain.

Well, isn't there some way I
can just make it go away?

Just 'cause I say so? Can't... can't
I just make it go poof?

Harken well, ye elements.

I summon thee now.

Control the outside...

Control within.

Land and sea,
fire and wind...

Out of my passions,
a web be spun.

From this Eve forth,
my will be done.

So mote it be.

It is my will
that my heart be healed...

Now.

I will that this book
speak its words to me.

I will that this q-tip
gets unbendy?

Come in.

Giles. Uh, what
are you doin' here?

I'm a bit concerned
about you, actually.

Did Buffy tell you about the beer?
'Cause...

Buffy didn't tell me
anything.

Oh. Well, forget
the beer part then.

Happily. I came because we had
an appointment the other day.

Oh... Right.
The truth spell.

Yes. Um... Willow...

I know that you're...

Going though
a very difficult time.

But shirking
your responsibilities...

But I didn't... Shirk.

I did the research, and I...
I picked up the motherwort.

I just forgot
the doing-the-spell part.

That isn't like you
at all.

I know. I...
I've been off.

I...I even tried to do
a spell last night.

To have
my will done?

I was hoping it would
make me feel better.

But it just went
kablooey.

A spell? I don't
think it's wise

for you to be doing that
alone right now.

Your energy's
too unfocused.

Well, that's not true. I said...
I said I was off, not incompetent.

I only meant
that you're grieving,

and it might be wise
if you took a break

from doing spells
without supervision.

So I get punished
'cause I'm in pain?

It's not punishment. I'm
only saying this because...

Oh, you care. Yeah.
Everybody cares.

But nobody wants
to be inconvenienced.

You all want me to take the
time and go through the pain

as long as you don't have
to hear about it anymore.

That's not fair.

Isn't it?

'Cause I'm doing
the best I can,

and it doesn't seem
to be enough for you guys.

And I see how you could
feel that way. I do...

No, you don't.
You say you do,

but you don't see anything.

Um...

Oh. Sorry.

Um...

Sorry. Um... Perhaps

I'd better be going.

Uh... Let's, um...

Let's talk
about this later.

Oh! Sorry.

So sorry.

"Enemy, enemy...

Be now quiet."

You know... I'm not too keen
about this spell stuff.

Tends to be
a bit unpredictable.

You might have thought
about that sooner.

Um...

"Let your deceitful
tongue be..."

Uh...

Uh...

"Be...

Broken."

Uh...

"Let no..."

"Untruths be..."

"Spoken."

Hey.

What's that
all about?

Hmm? Oh, nothing.

Just, uh, an ash
in my eye.

Well. I won't have you
doin' mojo on me

if you can't read
properly.

You could turn me into a
stink beetle or what all.

That would be a generous
ending for you, spike.

Ohhh!

I mean, I'm
going through something,

I just don't see why
he was getting down on me.

Giles just worries.
Spells can be dangerous.

Doesn't mean he thinks
that you're a bad witch.

I am a bad witch.

No, you're a good witch.

I'm not kidding anyone.
If I had any real power,

I could've made oz
stay with me.

Willow, you wouldn't have
wanted him to have stayed...

And I didn't have the guts
to do this spell on veruca.

My "I will it so" spell
went nowhere.

The only real witch here
is fuzzy little Amy.

I think you're being
too hard on yourself.

She's got access to powers
I can't even invoke.

I mean, first she's
a perfectly normal girl...

Then, poof...
She's a rat.

I could never do
something like that.

Hello.

Uh, I'll be right there.

Spike escaped.

And you're going?

Now?

Sorry. Duty thing.

Well... I mean,
what's the rush?

Spike can't hurt
anyone, right?

And I figured since
I'm kinda grievy,

we could, uh, you know,
have a girls' night,

you know, eat sundaes
and watch steel magnolias,

and you can tell me how at
least I don't have diabetes.

Wil, I can't hang out with you
until I get spike back to Giles.

You know that. I'll be
back as soon as I can.

I promise.

I don't see the big. He's
probably just standing out there.

You'll find him
in 2 seconds.

I thought that was
gonna take longer.

Me, too.

I must've got...

Turned around.

Hang... hang on.
This...

This is it.

Wait.

No.

Yes.

What are you
talking about?

The lab.
Commando lab.

The door was right here
where I escaped.

I don't think so.

Open up!

I'm gonna kill you!

Spike, there's nothing there.
Let me in!

Fix me.

Okay, drop the act.

Get off me!

Okay, that's it.
I'm gonna gag you.

Ohhhh!

Ohhhh! Ohh!

Hey! Watch it!

One more word out of
you, and I swear...

Swear what? You're not
gonna do anything to me.

You don't have
the stones.

Oh, I got the stones.
I got a whole bunch of...

Stones.

Yeah?
You're all talk.

Giles!

I accidentally
killed spike!

That's okay, right?

Uh... Just a minute.

I mean, I'm going
through something,

and you'd think
every once in a while

Buffy would make
best friends a priority.

You know, wil, it's not like
she could just let spike go.

I get this spell
reversed,

they'll be finding
your body for weeks.

Oh, make a move.

Please. I'm dying
for a good slay.

Spike's more important
than me. I get it.

Buffy's gotta find out
what's up with those commandos.

Right now,
she needs spike.

Well, fine. Why doesn't
she just go marry him?

If the two of you
could remain... Civil...

Long enough to, uh... to...

It's just so sudden.

I... I don't know
what to say.

Just say yes...

And make me the
happiest man on earth.

Oh, spike...

Of course it's yes!

Giles! You'll never
believe what's happened!

It's just not fair.

I know it's hard
to see it right now,

but everything you're feeling
is because of you and oz,

not because of Buffy
and me or anybody.

But eventually you'll meet somebody
else, and it'll be better.

Yeah, 'cause most
relationships are great

and trouble-free.

I don't think so.

I think we're all
doomed to badness.

We're not doomed.
Oh, yeah?

Let's look
at your bio.

Insect lady...

Mummy girl...

Anya.

You're a...
Demon magnet.

Hey, I was just
trying to help.

Willow...

It's... It's me.

Uh, something's happened.
I... I need your help.

I... I can't see very well.

E-everything's blurred.

I... I'm certain it's...
It's a spell of some kind

because, um... Well...

It... It...

It seems...
Something else

is going wrong.

Here you go.
98.6.

Horribly wrong.

Ohhh... There's
so much to decide...

Ceremony, guests,
reception.

Well, first thing, I'd say we're
not having a church wedding.

How about
a daytime ceremony...

In the park?

Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon
with a big pile of dust.

Under the trees.
Indirect sunlight only.

A warm spring breeze
tosses the leaves aside,

and again
you're registering

as Mr. and Mrs.
Big pile of dust.

Stop it! This
is our wedding,

and you're treating
it like a big joke.

Oh. Pouty.

Look at that lip.
Gonna get it.

Gonna... Get it.

Oh... Stop.

Yes. Please stop.

Giles, did you see my ring?

Thankfully,
not very well.

I'm not crazy. And I know that
you probably don't approve.

And my father's not that far away.
I mean, he could...

But this day's
about family.

My real family.

And I would like you to be
the one to give me away.

Oh... Buffy...

That's... that's...
That's so...

Uh... Oh,
for god's sake!

This is nonsense.

Something is making...
You act this way.

Don't you realize
what you're doing?

Living the dream.

He's gonna have to take a bit
of time to get used to it, pet.

They all will. But you
guys weren't crazy

about angel at first, either. You
weren't gonna say that name.

Sorry.

Uh.., why don't we talk about
where we're gonna register?

Where would angel
like to register?

And can we have the photographer
angel would've wanted

and, uh, flowers
angel would've liked?

Hey! You think I don't live with the
shadow of drusilla over my head?

That I'm wondering if you're
gonna be thinking of her

on our honeymoon when you're
making sweet love to me?

Mmm... Giles,
are you okay?

I rather think not.

I... I seem to be rather...
Rath...

Rather... Blind.

Completely,
in fact.

What? H-how
could this happen?

A spell,
I believe.

Well... We'll fix it.
Don't worry.

What you want is
a general reversal spell.

Gonna need supplies.

Are you...
Helping me?

Well, it's almost like you're
my father-in-law, isn't it?

See? This is how
it's gonna be.

Spike'll even
take care of you

while I'm at
the magic shop.

Oh.

From now on...

We're a family.

Mmm.

It's all right.

I... I have more scotch.

Hey, Buffy.

What's up?

Riley, look.

Aren't they
beautiful?

Uh... Yeah.

They're nice.

A little dressy,
maybe... For school,

but...

Riley.

Buffy.

I really like you.

I hope you know that
you mean a lot to me.

And if things
were different...

Different than what?

I want you to promise me that
we can always be friends.

And I'd really like you
to be there on the day.

The day when...

The wedding.

The wedding.

What wedding?

My wedding.
I'm getting married.

Can you believe it?

I don't think "no"
is a strong enough word.

I know! It's crazy.

I mean, we fought
for all these years,

and then...

Sometimes you just...

Look at someone, and...
You know. You know?

No.
I think maybe

we fought because
we couldn't admit

how we really felt
about each other.

Can we start again?

You'll really like him. Well...
Nobody really likes him.

I just need to clear
a few things up.

I don't even really like him.
Buffy.

But... I love him.

I do.

Who?

What?

What's his name?

Who?
The groom?

Spike.

That's a name?
Don't be mad.

I'm not mad.
No, you are mad.

No, I am! I, um...
I really...

Wow. Uh... Who is this guy?
Does he go here?

Spike? Oh, no.
He's totally old.

Old. Well... Not as old
as my last boyfriend was.

Okay.

It's late.

And I'm...
I'm very tired now,

so... I'm just gonna
go far away

and be...

Away.

But...

No.

Stay.

They're ruining
my happy day.

That's okay, mom. We don't
need any more snacks.

I liked
those fruit roll-ups.

Shush. I thought
she'd never clear out.

Besides, just think of my lips
as the fruit roll-ups of love.

Okay, that was gross.

I'm a little
distracted.

Willow
was really upset.

I shouldn't have
let her go away mad.

Regaining focus.

We just got rid of your mom. Let's
not bring Willow into this.

It's time for just
the two of us.

No! No!
Serparvo demon!

Drowning is the only
way to kill it.

What the hell's
going on?!

So the plan is to cure my total
incapacitating blindness tomorrow, is it?

They were out of taggis root
at the magic shop.

They'll have more
tomorrow.

I'm completely
on top of it.

Aren't they
a perfect little us?

I don't like him. He's insipid...
Clearly human.

Ooh. Red paint.

We could smear a little on the mouth.
The blood of the innocent.

That's my girl.

Stop that right now!

I can hear the smacking.

Oh... Honey, we need to talk
about the invitations.

Now, do you want to be
"William the bloody"...

Or just spike?

'Cause either way, it's
gonna look majorly weird.

Whereas the name "Buffy" gives it
that touch of classic elegance.

What's wrong with "Buffy"?

Oh... Such
a good question.

Well, it's
a terrible name.

My mother
gave me that name.

Your mother. Yeah,
she's a genius.

Don't you start in
on my mother.

Board up the windows!
Barricade the doors!

Uh... What's
going on?

Demons. They keep
coming and coming.

I think we lost them,
but I couldn't see.

Spike! He's all untied!

Which you
probably noticed.

Xander, calm down, okay?
If you lost them,

that'll give us some time
to figure this out.

Maybe the demons have something
to do with Giles being blind.

Giles is blind?

Stop... Whatever
you're doing.

You... you smell like
fruit roll-ups.

This is the crack team
that foils my every plan?

I am deeply shamed.

Spike's right. We really
should get organized.

Why are you
holding hands?

They have to hear it
sooner or later.

Spike and I
are getting married.

How?!

What?!

How?!

3 excellent
questions.

What are you
lookin' at?

The man I love.

Can I be blind, too?

Wait.

Married.

I know somethin'.
What is it?

Everything's
so familiar.

Work, brain, work.

Oh! Oh! Willow!

Mmm! What about... mmm... Willow?
Honey, get off.

Something about Willow and her
griefy "poor me" mood swings.

So, so tired of it.

You mean I don't have to be
nice about her anymore?

We're all tired of it, but what does
it have to do with what's going on?

She told me I was
a demon magnet

and... and you two
should get married.

And that I didn't
see anything.

She did a spell.

Yes. To have her will done.

Whatever she says
is coming true.

And you both
were affected!

I probably only escaped
because I'm the slayer.

Some kind
of natural immunity.

Yeah, right.
You're marrying spike

because you're
so right for each other.

Xander!

That's it.

You're off
the Usher list.

P-people, Willow is out there, and she
probably doesn't know what she's doing.

We gotta find her.

Before somebody
gets really hurt.

Yaahh!

Why does he have to come?

Xander, spike is gonna be my husband.
I want him included.

I agree
with Xander here.

Seems like a lot of work
for people who aren't us.

Spike, these are my friends.
Besides, it's kind of my job.

For now.

What, you want me
to stop working?

Let's see. Do I want you to
give up killing my friends?

Yeah. I've given it
some thought.

This was burned.

D'hoffryn. Bastard. He's
opened a portal here.

Who?

Ooh. Fluffy.

Wear this to the rehearsal dinner,
and the whole thing's off.

Shut up, honey.

D'hoffryn. He made me a
demon 1,120 years ago.

Why would he
attack Willow?

I don't believe he did.

You have
much anger and pain.

Your magic is strong,
but your pain...

It's like a scream that
pierces dimensional walls.

We heard your call.

I'm sorry.

I... I'll try for a...
Quiet rage.

Bye.

Our intention is not
to quash your potential.

Quite the contrary.

I'd been dumped.
I was miserable.

Doing a few
vengeance spells.

Boils on the penis.
Nothing fancy.

Please
skip ahead.

D'hoffryn got with me.
He offered to elevate me.

Meaning?

They made me a demon.

Oh, god. Willow. But you
can summon this guy

from his crypt, right? You can
make him stop... oh, my god!

Wouldn't this be a perfect
place for pictures?

I'm not posing
for chuff-all.

Hey. Demon.

Okay, listen.

Now, we're gonna do this without
destroying the foliage.

Let's go!

This way!

Blessed be in the
name of d'hoffryn.

Let this space
be now a gateway

to the world
of Arashmaharr

where demons are spawned.

The pain and suffering you
brought upon those you love

has been inspired.

You are ready to join
us here in Arashmaharr.

Pain?

What pain?

Buffy!

We're not doin' well here!

We come in supplication.

We bend as the Reed
in the flow of a...

No, wait. We, uh... We
come in the flow of a...

Uhhh!

Blessed be the name
of d'hoffryn.

Uhhh!

They're strong,
and I can't fight.

If they get in, I don't
know if I can protect you.

You think you
have to protect me?

Oh, not with
the girl-power bit.

Arrhh!

Urrrhhh!

Oh, god! But
I didn't mean to!

But you did. This is the
result of your power.

You will make
a fine vengeance demon.

No, please! You
have to help them!

It is not my concern.

You are my interest
in this matter.

Really.
No offense intended.

I mean, you've been
super nice and everything,

but I don't want
to be a demon.

I... I just want to go back
and help my friends.

That is your answer?

It... It is.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh, well.

Here is my talisman.

You change your mind,
give us a chant.

Uhhh! Uhh!

Honey!

Uhhh.

Oh... Spike...

Are you okay?

Slayer.

Ohhhh!
Need a little help here!

Let the healing power
begin!

Let my will
be safe again.

As these words
of peace are spoken,

let this harmful spell
be broken.

Ohhh...

Bloody hell!

Uhhh! Spike lips!
Lips of spike!

Hi, guys.

How long are you going
to keep making these?

Oh... Until I don't feel
so horribly guilty.

I figure about
a million chips from now.

Also, I have to detail
giles's car.

Time?

Uh-huh.
5 past 2:00.

Clear as day.

Look. Cookies.

A very not-evil thing I did.
Oatmeal?

Yes. Very funny. They're chocolate chip.
I can see them.

I still need my glasses.
You could be more specific

and give me 20/20.

Eat a cookie,
ease my pain?

Mmm. Better.

Well, baking lifts
about 30% of my guilt...

But only 7%
of my inner turmoil.

Guess that'll just
take a while.

It'll happen.

Don't I get a cookie?

No.

Well, I gotta
have something.

I still have
Buffy taste in my mouth.

You're a pig, spike.

Yeah. Well, I'm not
the one who wanted

wind beneath my wings
for the first dance.

That was the spell.

Did I mention about
the sorry part?

We may be into
a forgetting spell later.

I loved him.
We were betrothed.

Well, at least you
were getting along.

But we weren't.
It wasn't even nice.

And the bad boy thing? Over it.
Okay? I totally get it.

I'd be really happy to be
in a nice relationship

with a decent,
reliable...

Oh, my god.
Riley thinks I'm engaged.

What?
Riley.

He... he... he saw me. What the
hell am I gonna say to him?

You thought
I was serious?

Well... No.

Um...
You weren't serious?

Oh, god, please. I'm
marrying a guy named spike?

Maybe. We haven't known
each other that long.

No. It's just...

I saw that fear
in your eyes

when you caught me looking
at wedding dresses,

and I had to give you
a hard time.

I did not have fear
in my eyes.

Yes, you did.
You were looking at me

like I was a cartoon
ball and chain.

So you decided to tell me
you're getting married.

Uh-huh.

So... You're insane.

Uh-huh.

But you're still single.

Yes.

Okay, then. Just another little
piece of the Buffy puzzle.

You really have a lot to
learn about women, Riley.

You're gonna teach me.

Grrr! Arrgh!