Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1996–2003): Season 3, Episode 3 - Faith, Hope & Trick - full transcript

I'm giddy.

Oh, I like you giddy.
Always have.

It's the freedom.

As seniors, we can go off
campus now for lunch.

It's no longer cutting.
It's legal.

Heck, it's expected.

Oh, it's also a big step
forward, a senior moment,

one that has
to be savored.

You can't just rush
into this, you know?

Ohh!

No, I can't.



You can.
See, you are.

Oh, but, no, what if they change
the rule without telling?

What if they're lying
in wait to arrest me

and... and throw me in detention
and mar my unblemished record?

Breathe.

Breathe.

OK. Hmm...

This is good. This is...
Hey, we're seniors.

Hey, I'm walking here!
Ha ha. Ahh.

Ah, Buffy and food.

Maybe we shouldn't be
too couply around Buffy.

Oh, you mean 'cause of how the
only guy that ever liked her

turned into
a vicious killer

and had to be
put down like a dog?



Can she cram complex issues
into a nutshell, or what?

All right, prepare
to uncouple...

Uncouple.

Buffy, banned from campus,
but not from our hearts,

how are you and
what's for lunch?

Oh, I just threw
a few things together.

When did you become
Martha Stewart?

First of all, Martha Stewart knows
Jack about hand-cut prosciutto.

I don't believe
she slays, either.

Oh, I hear she can,
but she doesn't like to.

Second of all, way too
much free time on my hands

since I got
kicked out of school.

Oh, I know they'll
let you back in.

Don't you and your mom have a
meeting with principal Snyder?

We're seeing
snyd-man tomorrow.

Ooh, Scott hope at 11 o'clock.
He likes you.

He wanted to ask you out last
year, but you weren't ready then.

But I think
you're ready now,

or at least in the state of
pre-readiness to make conversation,

or to do that thing with
your mouth that boys like.

Oh, I didn't mean the bad
thing with your mouth.

I meant that little
half-smile thing that you...

You're supposed to
stop me when I do that.

I like when you do that.

Hi, Buffy.

Hi.

I think that
went very well.

Don't you think
that went very well?

He didn't try to slit our
throats or anything.

That's progress.

Hey, did you do that
little half-smile thing?

Look, I'm not trying
to snare Scott hope.

I just want to get my life back,
you know, do normal stuff.

Like date?

Well...

Xander: Oh,
you want to date.

I saw that half-smile,
you little slut. Ha ha.

Ha ha ha... Ow.

All right,
yes, date and shop

and hang out
and go to school

and save the world
from unspeakable demons.

You know, I want
to do girlie stuff.

Welcome to happy burger. May
I take your order, please?

Diet soda... Medium.

That'll be 89 cents
at the window, sir.

Sunnydale.

Town's got quaint.

And the people?

He called me sir. Don't
you just miss that?

I mean, admittedly, it's not
a haven for the brothers.

You know, strictly the Caucasian
persuasion here in the 'Dale.

But, you know, you just gotta stand
up and salute that death rate.

I ran
a statistical analysis,

and hello, darkness.

It makes D.C.
look like Mayberry,

and ain't nobody
saying boo about it.

We could fit
right in here,

have us some fun.

We're here for one thing.

Kill the slayer,
yeah.

Still,
big picture...

Have a nice night, sir.

Right back at ya.

The slayer... I'm going to rip
her spine from her body,

then I'm going
to eat her heart

and suck the marrow
from her bones.

Now I'm hungry.

♪ Everything is quiet ♪

I miss you.

♪ Since you're not around ♪

♪♪

♪ I do the things
we did before ♪

♪♪

I had to.

I loved you.

Oh, god, angel...

Go to hell!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

I did.

Morning, sunshine.
Ready to face the beast?

Here are the terms
of your re-entry, Missy,

take 'em or leave 'em.

One... that you
pass a makeup test

of every class
you skipped out on last year.

2... that you provide,
in writing,

one glowing letter
of recommendation

from any member of our faculty
who is not an English librarian.

3... that you
complete an interview

with our school psychologist

who must conclude that
your violent tendencies...

Are under control.

I'm not sure I like
your attitude, Mr. Snyder.

I spoke with the school board,
and according to them...

I'm required to educate
every juvenile

who is not in jail where
she belongs.

Welcome back.

So let me
get this straight.

I'm really back in school

because the school board
overruled you.

Wow! That's like having your
whole ability to do this job

called into question
when you think about it.

I think what my daughter's
trying to say is...

Nyah, nyah, nyah.

Intercom:
It's the mayor on line one.

It's so great that you're
a schoolgirl again.

Giles say
what he wanted?

Do you think
he's mad?

No, I don't think so.

I think he just
needed to see you.

Have you ever noticed,
though, when he is mad

but he's too English
to say anything,

he makes that weird cluck-cluck
sound with his tongue?

Hi, Giles.

Oh, hi.

Been there long?

Buffy, good timing.

I could use your help.

I trust you remember
the demon acathla?

Giles, contain yourself.

Yes, I'm back in school, but
you know how it embarrasses me

when you gush so.

Let's just skip all that
and get straight to work.

Oh, uh...

Well... I, uh...

W-w-well, of course, it's
wonderful to have you back.

That goes
without saying.

But...

You enjoy making me
say it, don't you?

OK, acathla, huh?

What are you doing, making
him some demon pizza?

We need to make sure
that he remains dormant

and that the dimensional
vortex is sealed tight.

So I'm working on
a binding spell.

Ooh, a spell?
Can I help?

Possibly,
with the research.

It's very sensitive and...

Ohh! Who's more
sensitive than me?

And difficult spell.

It involves creating
a protective circle around...

Well, I don't want to
bore you with the details,

but, uh, well, there's a litany
that one has to recite in Aramaic,

and it's very specific.

So I need to
get a few details

about your experience of
defeating acathla and angel.

Fire away.

I've put the time
at about, uh, 6:17,

about half an hour
after Xander rescued me.

Less. More like
10 minutes.

Oh, was the vortex
already open?

Barely.

I see.

And angel?

A big fight. Angel got the
pointy end of the sword,

acathla sucked him into
hell instead of the world.

That's about the it.

Yes, well, that, um,
should be very helpful.

Oh, no, I have to go take
an English makeup exam.

They give you credit just
for speaking it. Right?

Ohh.

Mmm! Sage.
I love that smell,

and marnox root.

You know, a smidge of this mixed
with a virgin's saliva...

Does something I
know nothing about.

These forces are not something that
one plays around with, Willow.

What have you
been conjuring?

Nothing... Much.

Well, you know, I tried
this spell to cure angel,

and I guess
that was a bust.

But since then,
you know, small stuff...

Floating feather,
fire out of ice,

which next time I won't
do on the bedspread.

Are you mad at me?

No, of course not, no.

If I were, I would be making a strange
clucking sound with my tongue.

♪ Given you
every part of me ♪

♪ Tried everything
I could ♪

♪ To make you see ♪

♪ But you don't love
yourself... ♪

Buffy: Don't
let me interrupt.

Thanks.

Are you...
Is she all glow-y?

Yeah, I suspect
happiness.

I passed my English
makeup exam,

hangin'
with my friends.

Hello, my life,
how I've missed you.

Hi, Scott. What
are you doing here?

You told me if I came after
8:00, I could run into Buffy.

Uh, I'm sorry.
I'm a bad liar.

It's not good
for the soul,

or the skin, actually.
It makes me blotch.

Hi, Scott.

Hi.

Don't you
love this song?

Uh, yeah,
actually, I do.

Well, would you
like to...

Dance?

Um, I don't know.

I'm bad with...

Well... Thank you
for asking.

It's just
that there...

OK, you know what? I'm just gonna
go stand by the dance floor.

If you change your mind,
you can mosey on over,

and then if not,
then you don't mosey.

No harm, no foul, right?

Right.

Come on, Buffy.

I mean, the guy is
charm, and... and normal,

which is what you
wanted to get back to.

Plus bonus points for use
of the word "mosey."

I just don't
think I'm ready.

What's stopping you?

Check out slut-o-Rama
and her disco Dave.

What was the last thing that guy
danced to, k.C. And the sunshine band?

♪ You can't love me
or anyone else ♪

♪ You said I was
dancin' in your light ♪

♪♪

I don't think that guy
thrives on sunshine.

Hi.

Hi. Oh, no, I...

I... I have to...

Oh. Uh, uh, sorry,
my bad.

No, it... it's mine.

Really, it's mine,
but I...

I... I have to go.

Where'd she go?

I bet it's nothing.

They're probably
just making out.

That's not what making
out sounds like,

unless I'm
doing it wrong.

Stop struggling.
This won't hurt.

It's OK, I got it.
You're, uh, Buffy, right?

I'm faith.

I'm gonna
go out on a limb

and say there's a
new slayer in town.

Can I borrow that?

Thanks, b. Couldn't
have done it without you.

The whole summer
it was the worst heat wave.

So it's about
118 degrees

and I'm sleeping
without a stitch on,

and all of a sudden, I hear
this screaming from outside.

So I go tearing out,
stark nude,

and this church bus
has broke down

and there's
these 3 vamps

feasting on half the
baptists in south Boston.

So I waste the vamps,
and the preacher comes up

and he's hugging me
like there's no tomorrow,

when all of a sudden, the cops
pull up and they arrested us both.

Wow! They should film that story
and show it every Christmas.

Faith: God,
I could eat a horse.

Isn't it crazy how slayin' just
always makes you hungry and horny?

Well...

Sometimes I crave a
nonfat yogurt afterwards.

I get it.

Not the horny thing,
yuck!

But the 2 slayer thing.

There was one,

and then Buffy died
for, like, 2 minutes,

so then Kendra was called,

and then when she died,
faith was called.

But why were you
called here?

Well, I wasn't. My watcher went off
to some retreat thing in England,

and so I skipped out.

I figured this was my chance to meet
the infamous buff and compare notes.

So, b, did you really use a
rocket launcher one time?

Uh, yeah, actually, it's a funny story.
There's...

Xander: So what was the
story about that alligator?

You, uh, said
something before.

Oh, there's this big daddy
vampire out of Missouri

who used to
keep them as pets.

So he's got me rasslin'
one of 'em, OK?

The thing must have been
12 feet long and I'm...

And so was this, um,
ahem, also naked?

Well, the alligator was.

Xander,
find a new theme.

I tell ya, I never had more
trouble than that damn vamp.

So what about you? What
was your toughest kill?

Um, well, you know, they're
all difficult, I guess.

Uh... Oh, oh, do you guys
remember the 3?

That's right, you never met the 3.
Well, there was 3...

Something occurring.

Now, you both kill vamps,
and who could blame you,

but I'm wondering about your
position on werewolves.

Oz is
a werewolf.

It's a long story.

I got bit.

Apparently not that long.

Hey, as long as you don't go
scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg,

we're 5 by 5, you know?

Fair enough.

The vamps, though,

they better get their
asses to defcon one,

'cause you and I are gonna
have fun, you know,

watcher-less
and fancy-free.

Watcher-less?

Didn't yours
go to England, too?

There's a watchers' retreat
every year in the cotswolds.

It's a lovely spot.

It's very serene.

There's horse riding
and hiking

and punting

and lectures
and discussions.

It's a great honor
to be invited.

Or so I'm told.

Oh, it's boring.

Way too stuffy
for a guy like you.

Um, maybe I should
introduce you again.

Faith, this is Giles.

I've seen him.

If I'd have known they came
that young and cute,

I would've requested
a transfer.

Raise your hand if "ew."

Well, um...

Leaving aside for a moment
my, uh, youth and beauty,

I'd say it was fortuitous

that faith arrived
when she did.

Aha!

Sorry.

I just meant... Aha.

There's big evil
brewin'.

You'll never be
bored here, faith.

'Cause this
is sunnydale,

home of the big
brewin' evil.

Yes, well, I don't know
how big an evil it is,

but 2 people
have disappeared

from the sunset Ridge
district.

Well, I'm good
for patrolling.

Late-ish, though.

I promised mom I'd
be home for dinner.

Um, to which you're also
invited, of course,

dinner with us.

Dyin' to meet the fam.
I'm in.

Great. Great,
then we can patrol,

also, together.

Hey, don't you have that
health science makeup?

Oh, yeah. Actually, I could
use a little coaching.

You know, you can hang out
with us while she's testing.

You wanna?

Say yes and bring
your stories.

You guys go.
It's fine.

I'll just... Sit.

OK.

Hey, later.

We will talk weapons.

This, um...
This new girl

seems to have
a lot of zest.

I've been having
a little problem

with the binding spell
for acathla.

I'm lacking
the requisite details

to perform it correctly.

Now, physical location.

Acathla
was facing south?

Mm-hmm.

Acathla, angel, me.

Sword.

That's what I thought,
but...

Giles, look, I've got
makeup tests to pass,

missing people
in sunset Ridge,

and a zesty new slayer
to feed.

Next time I kill angel,
I'll video it.

And over here,
we have the cafeteria,

where we were
mauled by snakes.

And this is the spot where
angel tried to kill Willow.

And over there
in the lounge

is where spike and his gang
nearly massacred us all

on parent-teacher night.

Oh, and up those stairs,

I was sucked into
a muddy grave.

And they say young people
don't learn anything

in high school
nowadays,

but I've learned
to be afraid.

You guys are a hoot
and a half.

If I had friends like you
in high school,

I...Probably still
would've dropped out.

But I might've been
sad about it, you know?

Hey, so what's up
with b?

I mean, she seems
wound kinda tight.

Needs to find the fun
a little, like you two.

Oh. Water.

And then
the alligator story.

She's got something,
doesn't she?

What is it with you
and slayers?

Maybe I should
dress up as one

and put a stake
to your throat.

Please, god, don't
let that be sarcasm.

Oh. Excuse me.

Sorry. I know you
from somewhere.

The bronze.

You're friends
with Buffy, right?

Yeah. I'm faith.

I'm Scott. Nice
to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Well, I'm 2 for 2
with makeup tests.

Proud, yes, but also
humble in this time of...

We're looking
at what?

Does anyone believe that that
is her actual hair color?

I haven't seen him
laugh like that.

Hey, maybe faith and Scott
could hit it off.

I mean, if you're
done with him.

Not that you used him.

Well, I hadn't
definitely 100%

said no
for all time.

It's just,
you know,

you don't enter into
these things lightly.

There's repercussions
to consider and...

Why am I seeing a look?

You really do need
to find the fun, b...

Uffy.

Hey.

Hey, Buffy, uh,

faith has been telling
me tall tales.

She's funny,
and she's leaving.

We have to go.

Oh... Bye.

He's a cutie.

Is he seeing
anybody?

Mr. trick, talk to me.

Check this out.

This town,

this very street,

wired for fiber optics.

See, we Jack in a t3...

2500 megs per...

We have the whole world
at our fingertips.

All I'm saying is,
we stay local...

Where the humans
are jumpin'

and the cotton is high...

But we live global.

I mean, you know,
you get the hankering

for the blood of
a 15-year-old Filipina,

and I'm on the net

and she's here the
next day, express air.

I want the blood
of the slayer.

On that note, there's
good news and bad.

Rumor has it that this
town already has a slayer,

which makes 2.

I'm not real sure
how that happened.

I don't care if there
are a hundred slayers.

I'll kill them all.

She's going to pay
for what she did to me.

Yeah, she is.

I'm running
a computer check

on every hotel,
rooming house,

and youth hostel
in town.

Meanwhile, as soon
as the sun goes down,

we're out in force.

Food's here, boys.

You guys order
a piz...

So you're a slayer, too.

Isn't that interesting.

Do you like it?

I love it.

Uh, mom.

Just a second, honey.

You know, Buffy
never talks that way.

Why do you love it?

Well, when I'm fighting,

it's like
the whole world goes away

and I only know
one thing...

That I'm gonna win
and they're gonna lose.

I like that feelin'.

Well, sure. Beats that
dead feeling you get

when they win
and you lose.

I don't let that kind
of negative thinking in.

Right. Right.
That could get you hurt.

Buffy can be awfully
negative sometimes.

See, honey,
you gotta fight that.

I'm working on it.

Oh, faith, can I get you
another soft drink?

Oh, you bet.

Thanks.

She's really cool, huh?

Best mom ever.

Excuse me.

I like this girl,
Buffy.

She's very personable.

She gets along
with my friends,

my watcher, my mom.

Look, now she's getting
along with my fries.

Now, Buffy...

Plus, at school today, she was
making eyes at my not-boyfriend.

This is creepy.

Does anybody else
think faith is creepy?

No, but I'm the one getting
single-white-femaled here.

It's probably good
you were an only child.

Mom, I'm just getting
my life back.

I'm not looking
to go halfsies on it.

Well, there are some things I'd be happy
to see you share... like the slaying.

I mean, 2 of you fighting
is safer than one, right?

I guess.

Unless, I mean,
you heard her.

She loves
the slaying.

Couldn't she
take over for you?

Mom, no one can
take over for me.

But you're going
to college next year.

I think it would be...

Mom, the only way you get a new
slayer is when the old slayer dies.

Then that means you...
When did you die?

You never told me
you died.

No, it was just
for a few minutes.

Oh, I hate this.

I hate your life.

Mom, I...

Look, I know you
didn't choose this.

I know it chose you.

I have tried to march in the
"slayer pride" parade, but...

I don't want you to die.

Oh.

I'm not gonna die.

I know how
to do my job.

Besides, like you said,

I've got help now.

I've got all the help
I can stand.

Didn't we do
this street already?

Funny thing
about vamps...

They'll hit a street even
after you've been there.

It's like they have
no manners.

Mmm. You've been doing
this the longest.

I have.

Yeah. Maybe
a little too long.

Excuse me?

What's that
supposed to mean?

Nothing.

You got a problem?

I'm 5 by 5, b,

living entirely
large,

actually wondering
about your problem.

Well, I may not sleep in the
nude and rassle alligators...

Maybe it's time you started, 'cause obviously
something in your bottle needs uncorking.

What is it,
the angel thing?

What do you know
about angel?

Just what
your friends tell me...

Big love, big loss.

You oughta deal and move
on, but you're not.

I got an idea.

How about from now on,

we don't hear from you on angel
or anything else in my life?

Which, by the way,
is my life.

What are you getting
so strung out for, b?

Why are your lips
still moving, f?

Did I just hear
a threat?

Would you like to?

Wow. Think
you can take me?

Yeah. I just hope
they can't.

My dead mother hits
harder than that.

Faith, stake him already
and give me a hand.

This is me,
you undead bastard!

For kakistos
we live!

For kakistos
you'll die!

Faith!

Faith!

You can't touch me!

What is wrong with you?

What are you
talking about?

I'm talking about you living
large on that vampire.

Gee, if doing violence
to vampires upsets you,

I think you're
in the wrong line of work.

Yeah, or maybe you like
it a little too much.

I was getting
the job done.

The job
is to slay demons,

not beat them
to a bloody pulp

while their friends
corner me.

I thought you could
handle yourself.

What you must
realize, Buffy,

is that you
and faith

have very different
temperaments.

Yeah, and mine's
the sane one.

The girl's not playing
with a full deck, Giles.

She has almost no deck.

She has a 3.

You said yourself
that she killed one.

She's just
a plucky fighter

who got a little
carried away,

which is natural.

She's focused
on the slaying.

She doesn't have a whole
other life here, as you do.

She doesn't need
a life. She has mine.

I think you're
being a little...

No. I'm being a lot.
I know that.

But she nearly
got us both killed.

The girl needs help.

All right. I'll see if I
can reach her watcher

at the retreat.

They're 8 hours
ahead now.

They're probably sitting
down to a nightcap.

I wonder
if they still kayak.

I used to love
a good kayak.

You see, they don't
even consider...

Sorry. I digress.

The vampires
that attacked you,

can you furnish me
with some details

that might help me
trace their lineage?

I mean, ancient
or modern dress.

Amulets,
cultish tattoos.

No tats.

Crappy dressers.

And, uh... Oh, the one
that nearly bit me

mentioned something
about kissing toast.

He lived
for kissing toast.

Do you mean kakistos?

Maybe it was
taquitos.

Maybe he lived
for taquitos.

What?

Kakistos.

Is that bad?

Kakistosis Greek.

It means the worst
of the worst.

It's also the name
of a vampire so old

that his hands
and feet are cloven.

Now, this guy shows up
2 days ago, right?

Right around
the same time

my bestest new little
sister makes the scene.

You think he and faith
are connected?

Giles, there are
2 things

that I don't
believe in...

Coincidence
and leprechauns.

Well, Buffy,
it's entirely possible

that they both arrived here
by chance simultaneously.

OK, but I was right
about the leprechauns,

right?

As far as I know.

Good. OK, you get
England on the phone.

I'm gonna
talk to faith,

see if khaki trousers
rings...

Kakistos.

Kakistos rings a bell...
Or an alarm.

Right.

Right.

Hi.

Scott.

How are you?

Uh, OK. You know,
I gotta...

I know, be somewhere
else, right?

Think of this as
my last-ditch effort.

I realize that one more is
gonna qualify as stalking.

I've given
a lot of thought...

Some might say
too much thought...

To how I might be
a part of your life.

It begins
with conversation.

We all know this.

Maybe over
a cup of coffee,

or maybe at the
buster Keaton festival

playing on state street
all this weekend.

You know,
come to think of it,

I don't think I've given
a fair chance to...

Buster Keaton.

I...I like what I've
seen of him so far.

I think it might be time
to see a little more.

Keaton is key.

Oh. Um, I got you
a little present.

The guy in the retro shop said
that it represents friendship,

and that's something I would
very much like to have with you.

You like?

I can't.

I... I... I can't do this.

OK.

I get the message.

Are you all right?

Giles, I, uh...

Yeah, I'm fine.

Did you reach
the retreat?

Yes, I did.

What did
her watcher say?

Her watcher's dead.

Man: The room's
$18 a day.

That's every day.

Yeah, I know. I'll get it to
you by tomorrow, I swear.

It's not like
I own the place.

But I bet you will
someday.

Not if I listen
to broads like you.

Roommates are extra.

I'm just visiting.

So, what brings you
to the poor side of town?

Cloven guy...

Goes by the name
kakistos.

What do you know
about kakistos?

That he's here.

We're not happy to see
old friends, are we?

What'd he do to you?

It's what I did to him,
all right?

What was that?

Faith, you came here
for a reason.

I can help.

You can mind
your own business.

I'm the one who
can handle this.

Yeah. You're
a real badass

when it comes
to packing.

What was that you said
about my problem,

gotta deal
and move on?

Well, we have the "moving
on" part right here.

What about dealing?

Is that just something
you're gonna dump on me?

You don't know me.

You don't know what
I've been through.

I'll take care
of this, all right?

Like you took care
of your watcher?

He killed her,
didn't he?

They don't have a word
for what he did to her.

What now?

Faith, you run,
he runs after you.

That's where the head start
comes in handy.

Faith.

No!

Uhh!

Aagh!

I just bought us
a little more time.

No! No!

Scream later.
Escape now.

Let's go!

We're OK.

What happened?

Faith, what happened?

I...I was there when
he killed my watcher,

and I saw what
he did to her...

What he was gonna
do to me.

I tried to stop him,
but I... I couldn't.

And I ran.

Faith, first rule
of slaying...

Don't die.

You did the right thing.

OK? You didn't die.

Now you do the math.

One of him, 2 of us.

Yes.

No.

Faith: This is
his place.

He drove us here.

Faith!

Don't die!

Don't!

If we don't do something,
the master could get killed.

Well, our prayers
are with him.

There's a reason these vengeance
crusades are out of style.

See, the modern vampire,
we see the big picture.

I guess you need
a bigger stake, slayer.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

You hungry?

Starved.

The council has
approved our request.

Faith is to stay here
indefinitely.

I'm to look after
you both

until a new watcher
is assigned.

Good. She really
came through in the end.

She had a lot
to deal with,

but she did it.

She got it behind her.

I'm glad to hear it.

Angel was cured.

I'm sorry?

When I killed him,

angel was cured.

Your spell worked at
the last minute, wil.

I was about
to take him out,

and, um, something
went through him...

And he was angel
again.

He... he didn't remember
anything that he'd done.

He just held me.

Um, but it was...

It was too late,
and I had to.

So I told him
that I loved him...

And I kissed him...

And I killed him.

I don't know if that helps
with your spell or not, Giles.

Yes, I believe it will.

I'm sorry.

It's OK.

I've been holding on
to that for so long.

Felt good
to get it out.

I'll see you guys later.

Giles, I know you don't
like me playing

with mystical forces,

but I can really help
with this binding spell.

There is no spell.

Scott.

Hello.

Hey. Uh, I was, um,

I was waiting for you
to get out of class.

Oh. Uh, why?

Um... There was someone
a while ago,

and the ring
sort of confused me.

But I liked what you
said about friendship.

I liked it a lot. And
buster Keaton... big fun.

And I'm capable
of big fun

even though there's
no earthly way

you could possibly
know that about me.

Wow. If I knew I was
gonna go on this long,

I probably would've
brought some water.

Uh, what I'm trying
to say is, um...

If you would still like to
go to the film festival...

And I would understand
if you didn't...

I'd pretty much
love to go with you.

Uh...

Ahem.

I don't know, Buffy.

I'm really gonna have
to think about this.

OK. You know what, I thought
about it, and I'm in.

When do you
want to go?

Uh, well,
I have one thing

that I have
to do tonight,

and then I'm good.

Good.

Goodbye.

Grrr! Arrggh!