Bäst i test (2017–2022): Season 5, Episode 9 - Nour El Refai gästar - full transcript
It's the season finale of Bäst i Test tonight!
A warm welcome to you.
Tonight the winner of this season will be determined,
who gets to lift my golden bust over their head!
And the four who've held fast throughout these 9 weeks
are: The victory-craving Johanna Nordström!
The muscle mountain,
Morgan Alling!
The fighting-fit, "can you ingest it",
Arantxa Àlvarez!
And the man with the shortest tie
in showbiz: Olof Wretling!
And the season's last guest is the
actress, comedian and best Scanian--
--here she comes, Nour El Refai!
And tonight you will, among
other things, see this:
- No, no, no, no!
- Oh, dammit!
- Ow!
- Is someone following me?!
- You can bring the horse.
- Where's the tape?!
I'll just go for it.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
Yes, that was a small sample. And as usual,
by my side, but slightly lower down the food chain--
- --David Sundin!
- Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Yes. And Arantxa, how would you summarize
the experience of this season?
I'd say it's a lot of joy, confusion,
confidence, lack of confidence--
--nightmares, nice dreams, and then
getting to meet this gang--wonderful.
Very chaotic, and...you don't
remember some tests--
--and some you remember, and some you
regret, and some you want to redo.
- That's usually how it is. And Nour, an extra welcome to you.
- Thanks, thanks.
What's your secret victory weapon for the tests?
Yeah, well, I felt a bit good sometimes. Like,
I felt that "I might win, now."
But then it went...terribly for a while.
And I'd like to do these tests over again,
I want to be put through this situation in "reality".
That someone asks me to do this test, since
then I'll know exactly what to do.
Right, we'll not leave you hanging for long.
We'll get going with the season's last first test.
Yes. And now, it's time for our contestants
to make a safe delivery.
- Wow!
- Huh! Now, then.
- Can I walk on...?
- That's fine.
- There's a frying pan up there.
- Right. And the letter?
- Over there.
- Aha! Jeez, god.
I'll head there, then.
No, can you manage...? Oh, please!
Like, what?
"Place as many whole eggs as possible in the frying pan."
- "Most eggs in the frying pan wins."
- "You may not move the frying pan."
"You have 10 minutes.
Your time starts now."
- And there they are, yeah.
- And they're raw?
I would guess so.
Right. So, the goal was to place as many
whole eggs as possible in the frying pan.
You had 12 eggs at your disposal. So, the goal was
to try to create some egg bridge of some sort.
Mhm. Lovely to get some scrambled eggs
in the last show as well, I think.
- Shall we start by watching Johanna Nordström?
- Yes, well! A very good choice. Here she comes.
There we have it.
But I've gotta...wait, wait.
Can do it like that. Load it first.
Wait...
No!
But, god...
Wait...oh, it broke, there.
Would've been nice to have an egg.
Ah, it's so bad!
1.40 left. You're going for
them all at once, now.
- Would've been good if they were past the tape, huh.
- Now, it feels like the comeback's here.
You're being careful, right?
You're just sliding now--easy!
So, zero eggs total. Good work.
Well then, Johanna. This can't have
been your proudest Bäst i Test-moment.
No. No, that's correct.
- What was wrong with this egg bridge?
- Yeah, but--what was right?
- Ah, this is...so bad.
- Yeah.
- And that's--that's on me.
- Well, it is what it is. We'll have to see who's egg-chucking next.
Right. We're actually going to see if
Arantxa or Nour can beat Johanna's zero eggs.
So, getting one egg over intact is
enough to take the lead.
Exciting!
That one, and we'll tape there...
Yeah, this is gonna work.
It might work. Ah, no--ooh!
Brain's all in a tizzy, now.
Seems like it's going to be all of them
at once, although one's already gone, so to speak.
No, this isn't going to reach. But
it'll work if I tape it!
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Three minutes left, now.
- If this works, it might, like, work.
- If this works...
- Then it'll work.
- Then it might work.
Where's the tape?! Ah,
that says "tape".
No! Just outside.
Aah! God dammit, so clumsy...
- They're in the frying pan, there, but...
- So's the rake...
- Yes!
- One.
- Can't do this while you're angry, 'cause they'll break.
- How about if you sing a happy song, then?
No, no, no!
- Oh, look, it's stuck--no!
- One minute left.
No!
Now I can't afford to lose any more.
When they're in...
- Thanks, I'm out.
- And they're whole up there?
All the ones in there are whole.
- It didn't quite reach, no.
- No. One whole one.
- But the idea was good.
- The idea was good.
It could've been all the eggs
with an idea that good.
So really, it was just the execution
that was flawed. Good work.
- Thank you, thank you.
- You still got a little, like, hat's-off.
Yes, in this show we never tire of watching
people tape together pipes and sticks in various ways.
And Nour -- small plus there for delightful expressions
and getting very immersed in it.
- Was the rake a good choice, you think, with hindsight?
- Uh, nah--it does have an edge there, at the end.
At the same time, it held...like, you don't drop it.
But I did get pretty cocky afterwards, 'cause I felt--well, you saw that.
We've all seen my victory pose.
Is this one of those tests you'd
like to do in reality?
- You think you'll wind up in these situations...?
- "Honey, can you get the eggs from...?"
Yeah, some situation like that,
where I got to show...
And how many eggs was it, when you'd double-checked?
Well, Nour brought eight eggs over
to the frying pan using her rake.
And Arantxa, one whole egg, and
we've got Johanna left with zero eggs.
Yes, she didn't get any in this round either.
This almost wound up more exciting than I'd thought.
And now remains to be seen if Morgan or Olof can
bring over more than eight eggs to the frying pan--
--without them breaking.
Mhm. We'll find that out now.
Now we're cooking with gas!
Then we've got this...
Ah! Aah! Aah...
Ow...!
- There.
- Ah, good thinking from you, there!
Just four minutes left now, Morgan.
- I did get it on my foot.
- Yeah.
Aah, sorry.
- Did it hurt?
- Yes.
Yeah, I apologize. But...ha!
Take that!
- Just three minutes left!
- Yeah...
Here you go, egg.
Then it's just a matter of feeding them along.
No, you're doing so well.
Now all the eggs are lying in...the frying pan.
No, so beautiful!
- Would you say that they're whole?
- Yeah, I think they're nice and cozy there.
- Good work, Morgan.
- Thanks.
Howdy. There's eggsin upf there.
- What? What'd you say?
- Thers ex up...theirs egsup?
Lot of pipes and sticks and extensions
and all sorts of stuff, here.
And here basically all eggs
made it to the goal in one piece, right?
Yes, that's correct. One of Morgan's
eggs broke, as we saw--
--but he did get the rest of the eggs
in, so stays at eleven eggs.
Olof, on the other hand? He safely delivered the entire
dozen into the frying pan, so that's full marks.
Yeah, elegant. Elegant.
Then we'll distribute points--so, it's 1 for Johanna,
2 for Arantxa, 3 for Nour, 4 for Morgan--
--and 5 points for Olof.
Then I think we'll move on with our lives.
You've got some test lined up, right?
I absolutely do. And now, it's time for
an explosion in the dairy factory.
- Hello!
- Hello.
- Here you are.
- Yes.
- And I'm going in.
- Yes indeed.
- Welcome.
- Thanks.
Ugh...
"Create the biggest crème fraiche explosion."
"Most crème fraiche-splatters
on the walls of the greenhouse wins."
"The explosion must take place on the marker."
"You have 10 minutes for preparations
and one attempt. Your time starts now."
- Ooh, okay. But there's no, like...dynamite?
- No dynamite, no.
It's one of those classic
questions you usually ask.
Right. So, the goal was to create the crème fraiche explosion
that generated the most splatters on the greenhouse's walls.
You had a good 10 minutes to prepare, but only one attempt.
- And fortunately, we don't have any dynamite.
- And we'll start, once again, by seeing how Johanna fared.
- Hi.
- Oh! Hello.
Yeah, exactly! Exactly.
Okay...
- I'm gonna go for it, then.
- Yes.
- Wow. Look at that.
- There! There's some over there.
Here we've got some splatters on the windows, too.
- Good work.
- Thanks.
- Just want to give you a hug.
- But like, good thing you were wearing that plastic poncho.
- Like, it got everywhere. Real damn lucky.
- What sort of tone is that?
Look, I've got tears in my...
No, god, that's the meanest thing I've heard in my life!
Yeah, you just want to give this person a hug!
But I've gotta say--when you brought it down, it feels
like you start to get a small realization, then...
- That you like...
- Yeah, what were you thinking right that moment?
I thought--I had grander visions. I thought that...
Like, I cut holes, and...
Yeah, but we do need to see a few more here before
we can determine if this was good or not.
Exactly. We don't actually know. Johanna might
be the best. This might be a world record we're seeing here--
--but...probably not. Here come Nour and Olof.
Might have to go in and look a bit
in the shed, and see what we've got.
I'm going to try to build a...a device, here, so...
There's going to be a hell of a lot of pressure, here.
Then I'm going to lock this with tape, later,
when it's time for the explosion. There.
Ah, this is gonna be so damn messy!
Wow, wow, wow...
There.
Okay, Nour. Are you ready to make
your attempt? Go ahead.
- That doesn't count!
- No.
Now, dammit!
- Let's see, then.
- Fair amount of mess.
A fair amount, I'd say.
- We've got this whole thing! Look! All of it, all of it!
- You've got a large splotch there!
- And all the way up there!
- And all the way there!
- Good work.
- Thanks.
But didn't you launch the crème fraiche can?
- Was that allowed?
- What do you mean, "was that"--
No, I--I thought you played by the wrong rules.
- No! You don't decide that, Babben decides that!
- Yes. I've approved what Nour did.
Boom!
That was a proper bang, there. We've judged
that as approved. But...
- But what was the leaf blower supposed to contribute?
- Things turned around quickly, here.
Well, I thought it was going to blow--help so
that the crème fraiche got some air underneath.
- It might be too heavy to...
- It was supposed to fly away?
- Bam!
- Shall we take the rest, David?
Delighted to. We'll take a look at the
fraiche princes, Morgan and Arantxa.
I've got a small score to settle
with this crème fraiche.
- Ooh!
- Yes.
I'll make a bit of a larger tile,
to make it a proper dang "bonk", right?
- To avoid the risk of missing?
- Exactly! You've got my brain, David.
- You're going to jump on it?
- Yeah. 'Cause now it's not, like, thick anymore.
- So it'll...
- Hopefully it'll splash, so I'll jump for king and country.
- David? I'm going for it, now!
- Go ahead!
How about that, Morgan!
I'd say most of it went in such
a nice arc, but also...
- Yeah, it was back here, too.
- All the way back on the door.
Feels scary.
Oh, dammit! Oh, damn it!
- And I'm totally clean.
- Me too!
Now, that was a splash.
Oh, dammit!
All the windows around the whole...incredible.
Yeah, now, these were proper explosions.
Morgan didn't skimp on the protective gear.
Yeah, well, if you're blasting crème fraiche,
you've gotta get your protection.
- It looked like a huge splash, there.
- Yeah, I was actually proud myself.
And if someone stops me on the street,
I'd love to do it again.
- If you have to do it in real life.
- In real life, yes.
It could be your party trick, quite simply.
And the question is: What points do they get for this?
Right. Calculated, then, over the surface area of crème fraiche
that landed on the windows, the points were distributed like this:
1 point for Johnana. I think we can all vouch for that.
It was still...yeah, that's how it turned out.
2 points for Nour, 3 for Olof, 4 for Morgan--
--and Arantxa's daredevil jump
brings home 5 points.
For king and country!
Yes, taking risks pays off on this show.
And David, what happens now?
Well, we'll feel our way towards the next test.
- It's windy up here.
- Up?
- What?
- Are we high up?
- Do--do you want help reading?
- Thanks, that'd be nice.
"Walk as far as you can with
the blindfold on."
"Longest measured distance from
the starting position wins."
"If you bump into or touch anything but
yourself, David, or the ground, you're disqualified."
- You can touch the ground.
- I can touch the ground, and I can touch...
- Me.
- Yeah.
- Not houses, animals, yarn, wedges...
- Wedges?
"You have 10 minutes. You can stop
whenever you want. Your time starts now."
David, you've gotta help me. Can you
make some noise so I can just hear where you are?
We drove the participants out pretty far
from the test-house, blindfolded the entire time--
--so they didn't have a clue where they might be. Afterwards,
the goal was to walk blindly on as far as you could.
But it was a bit scary, since if you touched anything other
than the ground, you were mercilessly disqualified.
But to prevent that? You could stop whenever
you wanted. Just had to stop.
- Yes, yes. And who will venture out first?
- Well, it'll be none other than Arantxa and Johanna.
I feel kind of bad, actually.
But--shit, that's tall! Like, this is lyme disease all the way.
You know what? Since I'm
here anyway... I'll just go for it.
- Like, there can't be any snakes or such here?
- There could theoretically be, but...
God, wait! I'm getting so scared.
-You'll guarantee to me that there's no holes?
- No, I'll tell you...
- Before.
- Or--or exactly when...
- "There's a hole", I might say.
- There's a hole here?
- No, no.
- No.
God, it's really--there's something warm here, now.
I can say it's not a sun, this. What the hell is this?
It's like a tanning bed.
Very--this is going so well.
Is someone following me?!
But god--wait, it's everywhere, now.
Three, two, one, zero.
- Can I take these off?
- That's fine.
- Now--I think--I'll stay here, now.
- You're not getting further than this?
No. I don't dare to do any more.
Oh, you're kidding. You're joking--
No, this...must've looked idiotic.
Yes.
- No, wait! There were lamps here! Like, there were...
- You're feeling it.
Thanks.
Oh, my god!
Nice.
Yes, my god, Johanna. You were more
going on an inner journey than an outer, I think.
Do you know what I was sure of? Like, it was--
sometimes it got so hot...
--and it was, like, here. So then I thought there were
these...you know, these studio lights, standing everywhere.
So I thought--so I ducked sometimes. Like, I was totally
sure there were lamps everywhere.
But who was following you, then?
No idea! Like, I thought the worst--like, I thought
we were in an obstacle course.
And that stuff would pop out...
So, yeah. Someone was following me.
You didn't feel too safe, quite simply, when you
couldn't see too well. How far did they get?
Arantxa went 18 meters from the starting position.
Went in a pretty wide circle, actually.
- But that counts, right? That counts...
- Distance from the starting position.
Johanna moved herself 29 meters.
Maybe not stupendously impressive, but...
- Who's up next for a round of perambulating?
- Now it's time for Olof and Nour.
- Come here.
- Yeah, but...
But I can hold you, can't I?
I'm just supposed to throw myself
out into nothing, here...
Right. Let's go, David. Because if you bump
into something, you'll do that first.
You don't know if I'm helping or harming.
Since you're supposed to go as far away
from the starting position as possible.
Like, if I'd been a bit younger I would've been all
"anything for TV!" and just taken off.
Different times, now. But it's still going
to air on TV, you know that, right?
It's being broadcast to everyone.
But I'm thinking--I've been lucky here, I've
found a path. I'm a pathfinder.
- Ah, now it's a bit terrainy here. Might actually stumble, here.
- Yeah, of course it is.
But it's the same for everyone. Stumbling
isn't the end of the world.
Yeah, but I might've--now I've gone very far without touching
anything, but I don't know that. I might've gone in circles.
Right, I'll put one foot here--I've got this technique, right?
I'm dragging one foot behind, and feeling that I...
And you decide for yourself when you stop, because if you
touch something that's not the ground, or yourself...
...or me, you're disqualified.
Don't want to risk running into something now and get disqualified as the last thing I do.
Three, two, one, zero.
That counts.
I'm--I'll play it safe.
- You're stopping here?
- I'm stopping here.
- No!
- So good!
Good work.
Good work.
Where are you now?
- My god. Did you see how close you were?
- Yeah, that was...shit, that was lucky.
Yeah. Yeah, that was lucky. But Nour, you
darted along nicely. Are you that fearless?
No, no, no, I was terrified, but I ran
with the technique of doing this--
--and then I felt that, I can't...like, you can't
let me fall down a hole or a mountain.
- That's improbable.
- Bad TV.
- And the results here, then?
- Well...
Olof and Nour, of course, beat
the earlier "records" that we had.
Olof passed 121 meters, and Nour
walked a whole 435 meters!
But god, that's really far. Did I do that?
- Yeah!
- You did the ninja for 400 meters.
Yes. But before you celebrate this victory in advance,
we're taking a look at the last of the blind mice.
Here comes the fearless verbal diarrhetic, Morgan Alling!
- Right! Let's start, then.
- Yep.
You don't need to worry about not
looking cool, Morgan. Because you look really, really cool right now.
Argh!
Three minutes left!
I'll keep going.
- There might be...
- Yeah, any time.
- Dogs are coming, now!
- If you touch a dog...
Oh, dangit! The ground disappeared beneath
my feet! Am I--am I alive?
- You're here.
- Now I can't see anything! Or, well, I haven't done...
I don't feel the ground beneath my...or like,
I do feel the ground, but I don't feel the gravel-ground.
Three, two, one, zero!
- Here we are. Didn't touch anything.
- No.
- Do you want to take them off?
- Yeah...
Oh! Oh...
Yeah, but that's what I suspected! A large meadow.
- Good work.
- Yeah, thanks! Where am I going now?
- There.
- Thanks.
- You must've gone really far!
- This test was driving you insane, for real.
That laugh wasn't a stable one.
Yeah, but I felt like this--"Sink or swim, I'll go for it
until breaking point. Not gonna wimp out", I thought.
And then I got a bit panicked the whole time, kept
thinking "here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!" No, it didn't.
But no one felt these lamps, or...?
- Can we talk about how far it was?
- Interesting, actually. How far was it?
That's a very good and relevant question.
Morgan walked and ran almost
twice as far as Nour, actually.
867 meters, and a crystal clear victory.
Wow, wow, wow! 5 points for Morgan, in other words.
Hey, uh, Babben, what is it time for now?
What's happening now, huh?
Yes, not even I can have
fun all the time, that's true.
We've arrived at the segment "the middle of
the show", which is David Sundin's chance to shine a bit.
Unfortunately, he rarely takes the chance. But
go ahead, David, and I'm sorry, Nour.
- Then it's that time again. Nour El Refai, you're called!
- That's correct.
Which is a thing you can be called.
- It is, yeah.
- Not everyone is.
No. For example, you're not called Nour.
Exactly. A hundred percent not. And
you're also an actress, actually.
Correct.
- Going around and embodying different...stuff.
- Exactly.
That's right. Depicting...it can be people,
and that. Different stuff.
That's kind of your thing, you might say.
Then you might have a bit of an advantage over the others--
--because it's namely time to play "Sound like something"!
♫ Sound like something, sound like something, sound like something ♫
♫ Sound like something, sound like something, sound like something ♫
Sound like something!
So, we're going to play a totally normal
round of "Sound like something".
Olof, kindly read the instructions
for your co-competitors--
--for Babben, for me, and those at home, of course.
"Hold your umbrella straight outwards--"
"--and communicate to Babben
what it says on your note."
"You may only communicate using noises.
You may not make any movements--"
"--or anything that resembles words.
The test starts on David's signal."
The category is animals. You'll all
draw one note each--
--so it's entirely randomized, this. So you look
at that, and then you put it away.
Sneak a look at it, with just you seeing it,
then put it away. Sneak a look, then put it away.
Olof starts...
A dog?
Is it a bird?
It's a greedy bird. Is it a white-tailed eagle?
It could be a fish, too. Dolphin?
Great snipe?
- Black-headed gull! Is it a flying squirrel?
- We're getting close.
- A bat?
- That's correct!
- Johanna's turn. And Johanna starts...
- No! Wait--
- Hello?
Is it a dove? Is it a...
Wait!
Is it a laughing monkey?
Ah, wait...
- Dolphin?
- Yes! Do they sound like that?
- That was a dove, I think.
- We'll move on with Arantxa.
A mouse? A hamster?
A little dog?
Chihuahua? Ah, it's nibbling
at something. Squirrel?
That's correct! A very fast time.
We'll move on to Nour. She starts...
An owl?
Dolphin?
- A whale?
- That's correct!
Incredible getting that there, I might think.
So, the time Morgan has to beat is 20 seconds...
So, he needs to get you to guess right within 20
seconds to bring this home.
Morgan starts...
A tawny owl?
- No...
- Is it a hippo? A bull?
- A moose?
- Moose.
- What?!
- Morgan got it right...
- ...In 13 seconds! Morgan wins!
- Boom!
And that's how we play "Sound like something".
Yes indeed, then we're done with that little semifinal in the
middle of the show. And what does it mean for the total standings?
Well, it looks like this: We've got Morgan in
first place, with 18 points...
Then we've got Olof and Nour, split
second place, 13 points each.
And Arantxa and Johanna? Comeback incoming.
And it's important that you keep fighting tonight, because
this is the finale, and the last chance--
--to bring this season home, and get to triumphantly
lift my bust over your head.
Faithful to our habits, though, we'll be back by next week already,
showing some leftover tests. So don't miss that.
Same time, same channel. But now,
we'll move on to the next test.
And now, we've got some nice little
coffee-coffee coming right up.
- Good day.
- G'day.
- Hi.
- Hi!
Nice, coffee.
"Start the coffee brewer. The one who starts
the coffee brewer from the longest distance wins."
"Before every attempt, you have to say
'some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up'."
"Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up."
"You have ten minutes and an unlimited amount of attempts."
Ooh la la! "Your time starts now!"
Some nice coffee, coming right up.
- Yes, Morgan.
- Yeah, I feel so damn...
There's a lot of information in the letters, and you've got to understand
what you're reading, too. So, what were you supposed to say?
You were supposed to say "Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right
up." And from as long a distance as possible, too.
- Yeah, exactly. And that wasn't very far. You can't blame me for standing there.
- Yeah, it was a near experience.
- And when you realize that, you sink.
- But you did have more attempts.
Yeah, that's what I didn't know!
So, you were supposed to start the coffee
brewer from as long a distance as possible, and before each attempt--
--you had to say "some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up".
- Then we'll start the playback, at least. And who are we starting with?
- Well, I'd like us to start with Johanna, Morgan, and Nour.
- Ah, what a good selection, David!
- Thank you, thank you.
- But...
- Yeah, let's go. Here they come.
- "Furthest from"--can I bring this?
- That's fine.
Gonna get some stuff, now.
That, maybe if you could tape something on...
Press some little button, something hard...
- Ow! Dangit...
- A long, long, long cable.
- Here--here I think I'll take my time to think of something damn smart.
- Yes.
- I'm sorry, what...how were...?
- I'm dying!
- How were you thinking...?
- I don't want to talk about it.
Let's see if that works better.
But you still held them up to each other.
When I saw this thing in itself, that I didn't think...
We'll grab a few.
Like, it doesn't matter what I do. We can't
top that--me getting a garden hose.
I'm trying to...
- Good thing we went here.
- But I think I was thinking of another way.
- Since it's supposed to be far away.
- ...From you, yes.
I've got an idea. I'll put that there...
And then it's important to get it as far out as possible,
to get some good force in.
- There.
- I have to say, this looks incredible already.
- And then I just need to, like, shoot. You understand?
- That's right, that's right.
- Is this stable enough?
- There, yes.
- Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up. There! That's pretty far.
- It's on, yes.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
And now we've got some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
- Look at that!
- No, well...
- Being a genius and all.
- You've just got about a minute to go.
So it might be good to, so to say, get at least some result--
some measurable result in the end.
- Are you going to go for another stick, or will you go for hitting--
- What's the time?!
- You've got 32 seconds left.
- Okay.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
There, yes. One would've been enough, almost.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
- It's on, it's on! Do you want to back up?
- No, that's not possible.
But still. We got some distance, at least.
- Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
- Yessiree.
- Wow. That was pretty...
- Now, that went down well.
- Nour, tell us, now. Electricity and water. How were you thinking?
- No, I...
You were measuring water power! It's obvious.
I'd been allowed to go into these rooms, and just
get my bearings a bit, briefly--
--so I had some notion about the tools available,
so I noted that there was some sort of spool, there.
So I thought that was an extension cord.
The interesting thing, too, is that you immediately before said "Now I'm
really going to think of something smart", I think it was.
That's how it is sometimes. And now we'd like to hear the results, here.
Right. Nour got the coffee brewer going from
4 meters away, Morgan, 9 meters--
--and Johanna, 183 centimeters.
- Are you pleased?
- Yeah, really!
- In any case. Who or whom are we watching now?
- Now, it's Olof Wretling's turn to brew some coffee.
So, I'm thinking that I...it didn't say anything about
having to press the button.
Is there any cable left?!
Then I'll run that there...
So, my idea is to start it by getting the power on.
Then that's pressed once. We'll trust that, then.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
- Is it glowing?
- No.
It's not one of those switches--it's
a button you press, like.
- Two minutes left, Olof.
- Would any of you like to help me just press a button...?
You can bring the horse. I'm allergic to horses, so
I've gotta stay far away, so...
...I'll be in another room.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
There, yeah.
- Is it glowing?
- Yeah, it's glowing.
- Yeah...there it is. Thanks awfully.
- Thanks.
- Do you feel, Olof, how the aromas from Colombia...
- Yeah, it's fantastic.
But I was very far away,
and started the entire process.
You're thinking she wouldn't have started
this coffee brewer if you hadn't told her?
- No, she...she obeyed.
- Yeah, good. Good work.
Just a shame about the button, there.
Mhm. Should've taped it down, and it would've...worked.
Yes. You changed horses mid-stream there,
from electric power to horsepower, one might say.
Sor--excuse me, judge? The letter says this, I'll quote:
"The one who starts it from the longest distance wins."
So actually the girl who
started it should win, not Olof.
- Arantxa, line?
- No, I thought Olof's idea was really smart and good.
Like, I can't see any loophole where it wouldn't work.
Okay, but ponder the notion that I call my grandma in Syria, and
I'll say: "Turn the coffee brewer on."
- Really long distance, there!
- But she can't press the button...
I did take charge with this, "coffee-coffee", and...
- What do you say, Babben?
- My judgement is that Olof initiated this coffee-brewing.
And that there's hardly any chance this horse girl would've gotten
off her horse to press a button if he hadn't asked her to.
As such, he started this process, and this is approved by me.
How far away was he, 23 meters?
23 meters, and he also yelled
"Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up".
- Yeah, I hadn't...
- Alright, then. Arantxa'll determine how the points fall in this test.
That is the case. Here comes Arantxa.
Now, we'll do it like this. Someone from Malmö is gonna
ask you to turn on the coffee brewer. Okay?
Ah, you're doing the same thing!
That's why you're defending it!
- You understand Scanian dialect, right?
- Yeah, I think so.
- Yes?
- Hi! Uh, hi, babe! How are you?
You know--we don't have time for these formalities.
It's like this, Johan. I'm in the middle of a test.
David's gotta turn on a coffee brewer.
Tell him to turn on the coffee brewer.
- David, could you turn the coffee brewer on?
- Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
Thanks, Johan! That was it. Love you, bye.
Should we see if any coffee comes along?
- What do you want in it?
- Ah, I take it black.
Just take it black. Such a simple man.
And it was turned on from Malmö. Good work.
- Should we--two cups, you and me...?
- No, I--I can have it on my own. It's fine.
Okay. Bye!
Yes, Arantxa, this was brilliant. You sent the coffee
starter all the way to Malmö and back.
- What do the rest of you think about this solution?
- Like, now, we've just gotta...
'Cause now it feels like everyone's lost it suddenly.
Exactly what did the letter say?
- Can we just start there?
- "Sound like a bat."
"Turn the coffee brewer on from
as long a distance as possible."
I also want to say, Olof, you--you were ashamed. Like,
it's noticeable that you yourself don't think that counts.
You say "shame about the button". You feel bad. You feel like this doesn't
really count. So you now know that if you bring this home and win--
- --you know, yourself. You have to go to sleep with yourself.
- Yeah, but I didn't--!
Can I say something? You forgot something very simple, namely
that Arantxa, who started this process, is pretty close to the coffee brewer.
And that's what's counted--your distance to the coffee brewer.
- And how far away was she?
- Uh, about 70 centimeters, I'd say.
Incredibly close. Almost touched it,
but Olof walked away.
But still -- there was something good there.
There was a good idea.
If you'd removed yourself and yelled the "coffee-coffee"
line, this would've gone just fine. Maybe.
But we don't have to dig into that further. It was
incredibly even, so the points wind up like this:
Olof gets the 5, and Morgan gets the 4,
we've got 3 for Nour, 2 for Johanna--
- --and Arantxa gets 1 point for...participation.
- Yes.
- Then snack time's over, and we'll move on to the next test.
- Mhm. Here it comes.
- Something's telling me that it'll be something with a tennis ball.
- Might be.
"Catch and carry as many tennis balls
as possible."
"The one who carries the most tennis
balls when the time's up wins."
- "You may never pick up a ball that's touched the ground."
- "You have to yell 'Nice, Arantxa!'..."
- "Nice, Morgan!"
- "'Nice, Johanna!' every time you catch a ball.
"Your time starts on David's signal."
- But where the hell are the balls coming from?
- Let's go, then.
Right. So, the goal was to catch and keep
as many tennis balls as possible.
The one who carries the most
caught balls when the time's up wins.
But you weren't allowed to pick up balls
that had touched the ground.
Then the balls are in Arantxa, Morgan, and Johanna's courts.
- I've gotta find balls. "Catch and carry"...
- That's right. Let's start, then.
No, god! No, god, wait--no, god...
Oh! What the hell is this? No--alright--
I've got it. No!
No, please...
- No...
- Nice, Morgan!
- I've gotta say "Nice, Johanna" then. Nice, Johanna!
- Nice, Johanna.
- Or are you supposed to say it? Or me--
- No, you're supposed to say it.
- Nice--almost.
- Nice, Johanna. Ah, no--nice--no, it wasn't...
But--ow!
- Oh! David, wow!
- No--oh! Nice, Johanna!
Nice, Morgan!
- Nice, Morgan.
- God, Morgan!
- Nice, Morgan!
- Nice, Morgan...
- Ow!
- Nice, David!
But I don't know where I'm going to...
- Wait!
- Yeah, don't drop those, now.
- Can I put the balls in here?
- As long as you don't put them on the ground.
- Nice, Morgan!
- Ah, nice, Arantxa!
It's so fast. It's...god, this
is the hardest thing I've done in my entire life.
- No!
- No...
- Nice, Morgan!
- Like, what is this?!
- The last ones, now!
- Ah! Nice, Johanna!
- Nice, Arantx--no!
- All out of balls, there.
- Then you're welcome to let them loose.
- 7, 8, 9...
10, 11 balls. There were more,
but some of them fell out, too.
- 11, 12...
- 13, 14, 15...
36. I think we'll have to sum that up as...
- Good work.
- Yeah, thank you very much. Yeah, that was fun!
- Fun!
- Yeah, it was fun. So fun, that was.
Thanks.
- Should've tucked in my shirt. That was really good.
- Yeah. Next time you do that, tuck your shirt in.
- How was it, finding places to store the balls?
- Really hard. I had...I think I had 4 balls each in my armpits. Standing like this.
Well, David. How many balls did
this gang get together?
Yes, Johanna, you were holding
15 balls when the time was up.
Morgan kept a whole 36 balls close to his heart.
Arantxa, you collected 11 balls,
but you were holding zero balls when the time was up.
- Oh, huh...ah, yeah.
- So, you'd put those aside in a bowl.
- Who're we throwing into this game now?
- Now, it's time to watch Nour El Refai.
- Nice, Nour!
- There, yeah.
- Ow, what the hell--they're coming super hard, David.
- Now, now...
But you hear the blasts, right?
- Ow!
- Yeah, exactly.
- What the hell is this?!
- Pinch up, then--ooh, so close!
But what the hell, there's a net somewhere, right?!
Nice, Nour! Nice, Nour!
Nice, Nour!
Nice, Nour.
Ah, what the hell...
I'm too tired now!
- But that's still a bunch, either way.
- A couple.
- Good work.
- Thanks.
Thanks!
- Yes, you're a genius. You found a net!
- Yeah, but I feel like--"why didn't I think of this before?"
But then, even with the net, it was really
hard to catch them.
But keeping your wits about you like that--"Game on!
Wait, I'll go down to the shed for a while."
She's very fast at getting stuff, Nour...in contrast to those who stand
around philosophizing, and taking a long time in the shed.
- And how many balls was this?
- Nour should've started with this earlier, but got together a whole 19 balls!
- Believe it or not.
- Suspected as much. Good work.
Then we've just got Olof left, which usually means either
success or disaster. We'll have to find out which.
Mhm. Here he comes, Olof Wretling.
- What were you supposed to yell?
- Nice, Olof! No, but that--you have to--no!
What the hell...
Yeah, now--ow, dammit!
- Now I'm catching the balls here!
- Ah, that's smart.
Lethal...
Fire at David.
Then let's see. If we gently let them down here...
- 36 balls, caught and carried.
- Yeah, captured.
Brilliant. Nice, Olof.
- Right. What do you say, Olof? Was this success or disaster?
- No, I--I forgot to say "Nice, Olof".
- And in addition you didn't catch them, you picked them up, which...
- Yeah. Double fault.
Yeah, a double fault, like we say in the world of tennis!
And how was the point distribution, then?
Then, it's like this--Olof and Arantxa get 1 point each.
3 points for Johanna, 4 points for Nour, and 5 points for Morgan.
Now, this was a fun segment!
And then I wonder--what does this do for
the total standings of the show?
Then it's very, very exciting, both in the show--
--and we're counting together
the points from the whole season.
I wonder if it's ever been this even. It's very
exciting, but you know what?
- I'm not going to say any more than that.
- Okay. Then this is what I'll say:
Anything can happen and everything can change,
because now, it's time for the finale.
We've reached the finale of finales in the
fifth season of Bäst i Test.
Nour? Kindly read the instructions for your co-competitors.
- "Stand up after 100 seconds. The test starts on David's signal."
- God...
You ready? Then we're off.
What a season we've had. Incredible. Nine
episodes, we've been at it--
--doing our silly stuff.
Morgan? Lot of fives. Lot of fives for you today.
Will there be another?
- Maybe.
- He's talking! Brave.
It's never been seen before.
It might've been. I don't know.
Johanna? Are you going to bring this
home and become number one?
You're shutting yourself on your own a bit. Doesn't
seem like the time for chit-chat and gabbing.
You've got your strategies lined up for you.
A lot of people seem to be counting internally, a
system that might work--except Morgan, who's more just riding along.
Olof, you might be using your method from when we were
out on a walk and we counted steps? Five, six...
Arantxa, you counted--you could barely talk. You went
"...yeah?" and so on while you were counting.
Olof's stood up.
Arantxa's stood up. Morgan's stood up.
Johanna's standing up.
Nour's stood up.
Thank you very much. Then you can come back
and sit down here, and we'll untangle who was closest.
But it's exciting, now. Who do you
want to start to sum up?
Olof stood up after...91 seconds. That's only
9 seconds off 100 seconds.
Arantxa stood up after 95 seconds.
Which is just 5 seconds from 100 seconds.
Nour, you got up after 109 seconds, and Johanna, 105 seconds.
Morgan stood up after 96 seconds.
Which is just 4 seconds off.
So, it's 5 points for Morgan, 4 points each for Arantxa and Johanna,
who were 5 points over and 5 points under--
--and 2 points each for Olof and Nour, who were
9 points under and 9 points over.
Then if we sum up the show in its entirety,
there's no doubt it might be the case that--
--that we've got some sort of record for amount of
fives in the same show. Because Morgan, you see, smashes in--
--a whole 36 points for a single, individual show!
Morgan wins the show.
- The show of the week.
- I could've never done it without the audience.
But one does carry their points from the entire season--it's
show 1, it's show 2, show 3, of course, the 4, and so on.
We'll sum all these points up, and then Morgan
comes along now with his 36 points--he reaches a whole 210 points.
But if we compare that with, for example,
Olof Wretling and his points...
Things didn't go too well for Olof today.
They've gone very well for Morgan today.
Despite this, Olof Wretling gets 214 points!
Olof's the one who wins the
entire season! Come up! Come here!
- Bounce on up, now!
- You're kidd--no!
Look!
- Check it out!
- But that's--what?!
Yes! So, the season's master tester is Olof Wretling!
But we'll be back next week already, with a fully-fledged
bonus episode where we feast on the tests--
--that didn't fit in the competition, but
that are just as entertaining anyway.
So we'll see you in one week,
same time, same channel. Congrats!
- With 4 points!
- Very good work!
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- Do you want to hold...?
- No, no!
A warm welcome to you.
Tonight the winner of this season will be determined,
who gets to lift my golden bust over their head!
And the four who've held fast throughout these 9 weeks
are: The victory-craving Johanna Nordström!
The muscle mountain,
Morgan Alling!
The fighting-fit, "can you ingest it",
Arantxa Àlvarez!
And the man with the shortest tie
in showbiz: Olof Wretling!
And the season's last guest is the
actress, comedian and best Scanian--
--here she comes, Nour El Refai!
And tonight you will, among
other things, see this:
- No, no, no, no!
- Oh, dammit!
- Ow!
- Is someone following me?!
- You can bring the horse.
- Where's the tape?!
I'll just go for it.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
Yes, that was a small sample. And as usual,
by my side, but slightly lower down the food chain--
- --David Sundin!
- Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Yes. And Arantxa, how would you summarize
the experience of this season?
I'd say it's a lot of joy, confusion,
confidence, lack of confidence--
--nightmares, nice dreams, and then
getting to meet this gang--wonderful.
Very chaotic, and...you don't
remember some tests--
--and some you remember, and some you
regret, and some you want to redo.
- That's usually how it is. And Nour, an extra welcome to you.
- Thanks, thanks.
What's your secret victory weapon for the tests?
Yeah, well, I felt a bit good sometimes. Like,
I felt that "I might win, now."
But then it went...terribly for a while.
And I'd like to do these tests over again,
I want to be put through this situation in "reality".
That someone asks me to do this test, since
then I'll know exactly what to do.
Right, we'll not leave you hanging for long.
We'll get going with the season's last first test.
Yes. And now, it's time for our contestants
to make a safe delivery.
- Wow!
- Huh! Now, then.
- Can I walk on...?
- That's fine.
- There's a frying pan up there.
- Right. And the letter?
- Over there.
- Aha! Jeez, god.
I'll head there, then.
No, can you manage...? Oh, please!
Like, what?
"Place as many whole eggs as possible in the frying pan."
- "Most eggs in the frying pan wins."
- "You may not move the frying pan."
"You have 10 minutes.
Your time starts now."
- And there they are, yeah.
- And they're raw?
I would guess so.
Right. So, the goal was to place as many
whole eggs as possible in the frying pan.
You had 12 eggs at your disposal. So, the goal was
to try to create some egg bridge of some sort.
Mhm. Lovely to get some scrambled eggs
in the last show as well, I think.
- Shall we start by watching Johanna Nordström?
- Yes, well! A very good choice. Here she comes.
There we have it.
But I've gotta...wait, wait.
Can do it like that. Load it first.
Wait...
No!
But, god...
Wait...oh, it broke, there.
Would've been nice to have an egg.
Ah, it's so bad!
1.40 left. You're going for
them all at once, now.
- Would've been good if they were past the tape, huh.
- Now, it feels like the comeback's here.
You're being careful, right?
You're just sliding now--easy!
So, zero eggs total. Good work.
Well then, Johanna. This can't have
been your proudest Bäst i Test-moment.
No. No, that's correct.
- What was wrong with this egg bridge?
- Yeah, but--what was right?
- Ah, this is...so bad.
- Yeah.
- And that's--that's on me.
- Well, it is what it is. We'll have to see who's egg-chucking next.
Right. We're actually going to see if
Arantxa or Nour can beat Johanna's zero eggs.
So, getting one egg over intact is
enough to take the lead.
Exciting!
That one, and we'll tape there...
Yeah, this is gonna work.
It might work. Ah, no--ooh!
Brain's all in a tizzy, now.
Seems like it's going to be all of them
at once, although one's already gone, so to speak.
No, this isn't going to reach. But
it'll work if I tape it!
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Three minutes left, now.
- If this works, it might, like, work.
- If this works...
- Then it'll work.
- Then it might work.
Where's the tape?! Ah,
that says "tape".
No! Just outside.
Aah! God dammit, so clumsy...
- They're in the frying pan, there, but...
- So's the rake...
- Yes!
- One.
- Can't do this while you're angry, 'cause they'll break.
- How about if you sing a happy song, then?
No, no, no!
- Oh, look, it's stuck--no!
- One minute left.
No!
Now I can't afford to lose any more.
When they're in...
- Thanks, I'm out.
- And they're whole up there?
All the ones in there are whole.
- It didn't quite reach, no.
- No. One whole one.
- But the idea was good.
- The idea was good.
It could've been all the eggs
with an idea that good.
So really, it was just the execution
that was flawed. Good work.
- Thank you, thank you.
- You still got a little, like, hat's-off.
Yes, in this show we never tire of watching
people tape together pipes and sticks in various ways.
And Nour -- small plus there for delightful expressions
and getting very immersed in it.
- Was the rake a good choice, you think, with hindsight?
- Uh, nah--it does have an edge there, at the end.
At the same time, it held...like, you don't drop it.
But I did get pretty cocky afterwards, 'cause I felt--well, you saw that.
We've all seen my victory pose.
Is this one of those tests you'd
like to do in reality?
- You think you'll wind up in these situations...?
- "Honey, can you get the eggs from...?"
Yeah, some situation like that,
where I got to show...
And how many eggs was it, when you'd double-checked?
Well, Nour brought eight eggs over
to the frying pan using her rake.
And Arantxa, one whole egg, and
we've got Johanna left with zero eggs.
Yes, she didn't get any in this round either.
This almost wound up more exciting than I'd thought.
And now remains to be seen if Morgan or Olof can
bring over more than eight eggs to the frying pan--
--without them breaking.
Mhm. We'll find that out now.
Now we're cooking with gas!
Then we've got this...
Ah! Aah! Aah...
Ow...!
- There.
- Ah, good thinking from you, there!
Just four minutes left now, Morgan.
- I did get it on my foot.
- Yeah.
Aah, sorry.
- Did it hurt?
- Yes.
Yeah, I apologize. But...ha!
Take that!
- Just three minutes left!
- Yeah...
Here you go, egg.
Then it's just a matter of feeding them along.
No, you're doing so well.
Now all the eggs are lying in...the frying pan.
No, so beautiful!
- Would you say that they're whole?
- Yeah, I think they're nice and cozy there.
- Good work, Morgan.
- Thanks.
Howdy. There's eggsin upf there.
- What? What'd you say?
- Thers ex up...theirs egsup?
Lot of pipes and sticks and extensions
and all sorts of stuff, here.
And here basically all eggs
made it to the goal in one piece, right?
Yes, that's correct. One of Morgan's
eggs broke, as we saw--
--but he did get the rest of the eggs
in, so stays at eleven eggs.
Olof, on the other hand? He safely delivered the entire
dozen into the frying pan, so that's full marks.
Yeah, elegant. Elegant.
Then we'll distribute points--so, it's 1 for Johanna,
2 for Arantxa, 3 for Nour, 4 for Morgan--
--and 5 points for Olof.
Then I think we'll move on with our lives.
You've got some test lined up, right?
I absolutely do. And now, it's time for
an explosion in the dairy factory.
- Hello!
- Hello.
- Here you are.
- Yes.
- And I'm going in.
- Yes indeed.
- Welcome.
- Thanks.
Ugh...
"Create the biggest crème fraiche explosion."
"Most crème fraiche-splatters
on the walls of the greenhouse wins."
"The explosion must take place on the marker."
"You have 10 minutes for preparations
and one attempt. Your time starts now."
- Ooh, okay. But there's no, like...dynamite?
- No dynamite, no.
It's one of those classic
questions you usually ask.
Right. So, the goal was to create the crème fraiche explosion
that generated the most splatters on the greenhouse's walls.
You had a good 10 minutes to prepare, but only one attempt.
- And fortunately, we don't have any dynamite.
- And we'll start, once again, by seeing how Johanna fared.
- Hi.
- Oh! Hello.
Yeah, exactly! Exactly.
Okay...
- I'm gonna go for it, then.
- Yes.
- Wow. Look at that.
- There! There's some over there.
Here we've got some splatters on the windows, too.
- Good work.
- Thanks.
- Just want to give you a hug.
- But like, good thing you were wearing that plastic poncho.
- Like, it got everywhere. Real damn lucky.
- What sort of tone is that?
Look, I've got tears in my...
No, god, that's the meanest thing I've heard in my life!
Yeah, you just want to give this person a hug!
But I've gotta say--when you brought it down, it feels
like you start to get a small realization, then...
- That you like...
- Yeah, what were you thinking right that moment?
I thought--I had grander visions. I thought that...
Like, I cut holes, and...
Yeah, but we do need to see a few more here before
we can determine if this was good or not.
Exactly. We don't actually know. Johanna might
be the best. This might be a world record we're seeing here--
--but...probably not. Here come Nour and Olof.
Might have to go in and look a bit
in the shed, and see what we've got.
I'm going to try to build a...a device, here, so...
There's going to be a hell of a lot of pressure, here.
Then I'm going to lock this with tape, later,
when it's time for the explosion. There.
Ah, this is gonna be so damn messy!
Wow, wow, wow...
There.
Okay, Nour. Are you ready to make
your attempt? Go ahead.
- That doesn't count!
- No.
Now, dammit!
- Let's see, then.
- Fair amount of mess.
A fair amount, I'd say.
- We've got this whole thing! Look! All of it, all of it!
- You've got a large splotch there!
- And all the way up there!
- And all the way there!
- Good work.
- Thanks.
But didn't you launch the crème fraiche can?
- Was that allowed?
- What do you mean, "was that"--
No, I--I thought you played by the wrong rules.
- No! You don't decide that, Babben decides that!
- Yes. I've approved what Nour did.
Boom!
That was a proper bang, there. We've judged
that as approved. But...
- But what was the leaf blower supposed to contribute?
- Things turned around quickly, here.
Well, I thought it was going to blow--help so
that the crème fraiche got some air underneath.
- It might be too heavy to...
- It was supposed to fly away?
- Bam!
- Shall we take the rest, David?
Delighted to. We'll take a look at the
fraiche princes, Morgan and Arantxa.
I've got a small score to settle
with this crème fraiche.
- Ooh!
- Yes.
I'll make a bit of a larger tile,
to make it a proper dang "bonk", right?
- To avoid the risk of missing?
- Exactly! You've got my brain, David.
- You're going to jump on it?
- Yeah. 'Cause now it's not, like, thick anymore.
- So it'll...
- Hopefully it'll splash, so I'll jump for king and country.
- David? I'm going for it, now!
- Go ahead!
How about that, Morgan!
I'd say most of it went in such
a nice arc, but also...
- Yeah, it was back here, too.
- All the way back on the door.
Feels scary.
Oh, dammit! Oh, damn it!
- And I'm totally clean.
- Me too!
Now, that was a splash.
Oh, dammit!
All the windows around the whole...incredible.
Yeah, now, these were proper explosions.
Morgan didn't skimp on the protective gear.
Yeah, well, if you're blasting crème fraiche,
you've gotta get your protection.
- It looked like a huge splash, there.
- Yeah, I was actually proud myself.
And if someone stops me on the street,
I'd love to do it again.
- If you have to do it in real life.
- In real life, yes.
It could be your party trick, quite simply.
And the question is: What points do they get for this?
Right. Calculated, then, over the surface area of crème fraiche
that landed on the windows, the points were distributed like this:
1 point for Johnana. I think we can all vouch for that.
It was still...yeah, that's how it turned out.
2 points for Nour, 3 for Olof, 4 for Morgan--
--and Arantxa's daredevil jump
brings home 5 points.
For king and country!
Yes, taking risks pays off on this show.
And David, what happens now?
Well, we'll feel our way towards the next test.
- It's windy up here.
- Up?
- What?
- Are we high up?
- Do--do you want help reading?
- Thanks, that'd be nice.
"Walk as far as you can with
the blindfold on."
"Longest measured distance from
the starting position wins."
"If you bump into or touch anything but
yourself, David, or the ground, you're disqualified."
- You can touch the ground.
- I can touch the ground, and I can touch...
- Me.
- Yeah.
- Not houses, animals, yarn, wedges...
- Wedges?
"You have 10 minutes. You can stop
whenever you want. Your time starts now."
David, you've gotta help me. Can you
make some noise so I can just hear where you are?
We drove the participants out pretty far
from the test-house, blindfolded the entire time--
--so they didn't have a clue where they might be. Afterwards,
the goal was to walk blindly on as far as you could.
But it was a bit scary, since if you touched anything other
than the ground, you were mercilessly disqualified.
But to prevent that? You could stop whenever
you wanted. Just had to stop.
- Yes, yes. And who will venture out first?
- Well, it'll be none other than Arantxa and Johanna.
I feel kind of bad, actually.
But--shit, that's tall! Like, this is lyme disease all the way.
You know what? Since I'm
here anyway... I'll just go for it.
- Like, there can't be any snakes or such here?
- There could theoretically be, but...
God, wait! I'm getting so scared.
-You'll guarantee to me that there's no holes?
- No, I'll tell you...
- Before.
- Or--or exactly when...
- "There's a hole", I might say.
- There's a hole here?
- No, no.
- No.
God, it's really--there's something warm here, now.
I can say it's not a sun, this. What the hell is this?
It's like a tanning bed.
Very--this is going so well.
Is someone following me?!
But god--wait, it's everywhere, now.
Three, two, one, zero.
- Can I take these off?
- That's fine.
- Now--I think--I'll stay here, now.
- You're not getting further than this?
No. I don't dare to do any more.
Oh, you're kidding. You're joking--
No, this...must've looked idiotic.
Yes.
- No, wait! There were lamps here! Like, there were...
- You're feeling it.
Thanks.
Oh, my god!
Nice.
Yes, my god, Johanna. You were more
going on an inner journey than an outer, I think.
Do you know what I was sure of? Like, it was--
sometimes it got so hot...
--and it was, like, here. So then I thought there were
these...you know, these studio lights, standing everywhere.
So I thought--so I ducked sometimes. Like, I was totally
sure there were lamps everywhere.
But who was following you, then?
No idea! Like, I thought the worst--like, I thought
we were in an obstacle course.
And that stuff would pop out...
So, yeah. Someone was following me.
You didn't feel too safe, quite simply, when you
couldn't see too well. How far did they get?
Arantxa went 18 meters from the starting position.
Went in a pretty wide circle, actually.
- But that counts, right? That counts...
- Distance from the starting position.
Johanna moved herself 29 meters.
Maybe not stupendously impressive, but...
- Who's up next for a round of perambulating?
- Now it's time for Olof and Nour.
- Come here.
- Yeah, but...
But I can hold you, can't I?
I'm just supposed to throw myself
out into nothing, here...
Right. Let's go, David. Because if you bump
into something, you'll do that first.
You don't know if I'm helping or harming.
Since you're supposed to go as far away
from the starting position as possible.
Like, if I'd been a bit younger I would've been all
"anything for TV!" and just taken off.
Different times, now. But it's still going
to air on TV, you know that, right?
It's being broadcast to everyone.
But I'm thinking--I've been lucky here, I've
found a path. I'm a pathfinder.
- Ah, now it's a bit terrainy here. Might actually stumble, here.
- Yeah, of course it is.
But it's the same for everyone. Stumbling
isn't the end of the world.
Yeah, but I might've--now I've gone very far without touching
anything, but I don't know that. I might've gone in circles.
Right, I'll put one foot here--I've got this technique, right?
I'm dragging one foot behind, and feeling that I...
And you decide for yourself when you stop, because if you
touch something that's not the ground, or yourself...
...or me, you're disqualified.
Don't want to risk running into something now and get disqualified as the last thing I do.
Three, two, one, zero.
That counts.
I'm--I'll play it safe.
- You're stopping here?
- I'm stopping here.
- No!
- So good!
Good work.
Good work.
Where are you now?
- My god. Did you see how close you were?
- Yeah, that was...shit, that was lucky.
Yeah. Yeah, that was lucky. But Nour, you
darted along nicely. Are you that fearless?
No, no, no, I was terrified, but I ran
with the technique of doing this--
--and then I felt that, I can't...like, you can't
let me fall down a hole or a mountain.
- That's improbable.
- Bad TV.
- And the results here, then?
- Well...
Olof and Nour, of course, beat
the earlier "records" that we had.
Olof passed 121 meters, and Nour
walked a whole 435 meters!
But god, that's really far. Did I do that?
- Yeah!
- You did the ninja for 400 meters.
Yes. But before you celebrate this victory in advance,
we're taking a look at the last of the blind mice.
Here comes the fearless verbal diarrhetic, Morgan Alling!
- Right! Let's start, then.
- Yep.
You don't need to worry about not
looking cool, Morgan. Because you look really, really cool right now.
Argh!
Three minutes left!
I'll keep going.
- There might be...
- Yeah, any time.
- Dogs are coming, now!
- If you touch a dog...
Oh, dangit! The ground disappeared beneath
my feet! Am I--am I alive?
- You're here.
- Now I can't see anything! Or, well, I haven't done...
I don't feel the ground beneath my...or like,
I do feel the ground, but I don't feel the gravel-ground.
Three, two, one, zero!
- Here we are. Didn't touch anything.
- No.
- Do you want to take them off?
- Yeah...
Oh! Oh...
Yeah, but that's what I suspected! A large meadow.
- Good work.
- Yeah, thanks! Where am I going now?
- There.
- Thanks.
- You must've gone really far!
- This test was driving you insane, for real.
That laugh wasn't a stable one.
Yeah, but I felt like this--"Sink or swim, I'll go for it
until breaking point. Not gonna wimp out", I thought.
And then I got a bit panicked the whole time, kept
thinking "here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!" No, it didn't.
But no one felt these lamps, or...?
- Can we talk about how far it was?
- Interesting, actually. How far was it?
That's a very good and relevant question.
Morgan walked and ran almost
twice as far as Nour, actually.
867 meters, and a crystal clear victory.
Wow, wow, wow! 5 points for Morgan, in other words.
Hey, uh, Babben, what is it time for now?
What's happening now, huh?
Yes, not even I can have
fun all the time, that's true.
We've arrived at the segment "the middle of
the show", which is David Sundin's chance to shine a bit.
Unfortunately, he rarely takes the chance. But
go ahead, David, and I'm sorry, Nour.
- Then it's that time again. Nour El Refai, you're called!
- That's correct.
Which is a thing you can be called.
- It is, yeah.
- Not everyone is.
No. For example, you're not called Nour.
Exactly. A hundred percent not. And
you're also an actress, actually.
Correct.
- Going around and embodying different...stuff.
- Exactly.
That's right. Depicting...it can be people,
and that. Different stuff.
That's kind of your thing, you might say.
Then you might have a bit of an advantage over the others--
--because it's namely time to play "Sound like something"!
♫ Sound like something, sound like something, sound like something ♫
♫ Sound like something, sound like something, sound like something ♫
Sound like something!
So, we're going to play a totally normal
round of "Sound like something".
Olof, kindly read the instructions
for your co-competitors--
--for Babben, for me, and those at home, of course.
"Hold your umbrella straight outwards--"
"--and communicate to Babben
what it says on your note."
"You may only communicate using noises.
You may not make any movements--"
"--or anything that resembles words.
The test starts on David's signal."
The category is animals. You'll all
draw one note each--
--so it's entirely randomized, this. So you look
at that, and then you put it away.
Sneak a look at it, with just you seeing it,
then put it away. Sneak a look, then put it away.
Olof starts...
A dog?
Is it a bird?
It's a greedy bird. Is it a white-tailed eagle?
It could be a fish, too. Dolphin?
Great snipe?
- Black-headed gull! Is it a flying squirrel?
- We're getting close.
- A bat?
- That's correct!
- Johanna's turn. And Johanna starts...
- No! Wait--
- Hello?
Is it a dove? Is it a...
Wait!
Is it a laughing monkey?
Ah, wait...
- Dolphin?
- Yes! Do they sound like that?
- That was a dove, I think.
- We'll move on with Arantxa.
A mouse? A hamster?
A little dog?
Chihuahua? Ah, it's nibbling
at something. Squirrel?
That's correct! A very fast time.
We'll move on to Nour. She starts...
An owl?
Dolphin?
- A whale?
- That's correct!
Incredible getting that there, I might think.
So, the time Morgan has to beat is 20 seconds...
So, he needs to get you to guess right within 20
seconds to bring this home.
Morgan starts...
A tawny owl?
- No...
- Is it a hippo? A bull?
- A moose?
- Moose.
- What?!
- Morgan got it right...
- ...In 13 seconds! Morgan wins!
- Boom!
And that's how we play "Sound like something".
Yes indeed, then we're done with that little semifinal in the
middle of the show. And what does it mean for the total standings?
Well, it looks like this: We've got Morgan in
first place, with 18 points...
Then we've got Olof and Nour, split
second place, 13 points each.
And Arantxa and Johanna? Comeback incoming.
And it's important that you keep fighting tonight, because
this is the finale, and the last chance--
--to bring this season home, and get to triumphantly
lift my bust over your head.
Faithful to our habits, though, we'll be back by next week already,
showing some leftover tests. So don't miss that.
Same time, same channel. But now,
we'll move on to the next test.
And now, we've got some nice little
coffee-coffee coming right up.
- Good day.
- G'day.
- Hi.
- Hi!
Nice, coffee.
"Start the coffee brewer. The one who starts
the coffee brewer from the longest distance wins."
"Before every attempt, you have to say
'some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up'."
"Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up."
"You have ten minutes and an unlimited amount of attempts."
Ooh la la! "Your time starts now!"
Some nice coffee, coming right up.
- Yes, Morgan.
- Yeah, I feel so damn...
There's a lot of information in the letters, and you've got to understand
what you're reading, too. So, what were you supposed to say?
You were supposed to say "Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right
up." And from as long a distance as possible, too.
- Yeah, exactly. And that wasn't very far. You can't blame me for standing there.
- Yeah, it was a near experience.
- And when you realize that, you sink.
- But you did have more attempts.
Yeah, that's what I didn't know!
So, you were supposed to start the coffee
brewer from as long a distance as possible, and before each attempt--
--you had to say "some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up".
- Then we'll start the playback, at least. And who are we starting with?
- Well, I'd like us to start with Johanna, Morgan, and Nour.
- Ah, what a good selection, David!
- Thank you, thank you.
- But...
- Yeah, let's go. Here they come.
- "Furthest from"--can I bring this?
- That's fine.
Gonna get some stuff, now.
That, maybe if you could tape something on...
Press some little button, something hard...
- Ow! Dangit...
- A long, long, long cable.
- Here--here I think I'll take my time to think of something damn smart.
- Yes.
- I'm sorry, what...how were...?
- I'm dying!
- How were you thinking...?
- I don't want to talk about it.
Let's see if that works better.
But you still held them up to each other.
When I saw this thing in itself, that I didn't think...
We'll grab a few.
Like, it doesn't matter what I do. We can't
top that--me getting a garden hose.
I'm trying to...
- Good thing we went here.
- But I think I was thinking of another way.
- Since it's supposed to be far away.
- ...From you, yes.
I've got an idea. I'll put that there...
And then it's important to get it as far out as possible,
to get some good force in.
- There.
- I have to say, this looks incredible already.
- And then I just need to, like, shoot. You understand?
- That's right, that's right.
- Is this stable enough?
- There, yes.
- Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up. There! That's pretty far.
- It's on, yes.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
And now we've got some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
- Look at that!
- No, well...
- Being a genius and all.
- You've just got about a minute to go.
So it might be good to, so to say, get at least some result--
some measurable result in the end.
- Are you going to go for another stick, or will you go for hitting--
- What's the time?!
- You've got 32 seconds left.
- Okay.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
There, yes. One would've been enough, almost.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
- It's on, it's on! Do you want to back up?
- No, that's not possible.
But still. We got some distance, at least.
- Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
- Yessiree.
- Wow. That was pretty...
- Now, that went down well.
- Nour, tell us, now. Electricity and water. How were you thinking?
- No, I...
You were measuring water power! It's obvious.
I'd been allowed to go into these rooms, and just
get my bearings a bit, briefly--
--so I had some notion about the tools available,
so I noted that there was some sort of spool, there.
So I thought that was an extension cord.
The interesting thing, too, is that you immediately before said "Now I'm
really going to think of something smart", I think it was.
That's how it is sometimes. And now we'd like to hear the results, here.
Right. Nour got the coffee brewer going from
4 meters away, Morgan, 9 meters--
--and Johanna, 183 centimeters.
- Are you pleased?
- Yeah, really!
- In any case. Who or whom are we watching now?
- Now, it's Olof Wretling's turn to brew some coffee.
So, I'm thinking that I...it didn't say anything about
having to press the button.
Is there any cable left?!
Then I'll run that there...
So, my idea is to start it by getting the power on.
Then that's pressed once. We'll trust that, then.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
- Is it glowing?
- No.
It's not one of those switches--it's
a button you press, like.
- Two minutes left, Olof.
- Would any of you like to help me just press a button...?
You can bring the horse. I'm allergic to horses, so
I've gotta stay far away, so...
...I'll be in another room.
Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up!
There, yeah.
- Is it glowing?
- Yeah, it's glowing.
- Yeah...there it is. Thanks awfully.
- Thanks.
- Do you feel, Olof, how the aromas from Colombia...
- Yeah, it's fantastic.
But I was very far away,
and started the entire process.
You're thinking she wouldn't have started
this coffee brewer if you hadn't told her?
- No, she...she obeyed.
- Yeah, good. Good work.
Just a shame about the button, there.
Mhm. Should've taped it down, and it would've...worked.
Yes. You changed horses mid-stream there,
from electric power to horsepower, one might say.
Sor--excuse me, judge? The letter says this, I'll quote:
"The one who starts it from the longest distance wins."
So actually the girl who
started it should win, not Olof.
- Arantxa, line?
- No, I thought Olof's idea was really smart and good.
Like, I can't see any loophole where it wouldn't work.
Okay, but ponder the notion that I call my grandma in Syria, and
I'll say: "Turn the coffee brewer on."
- Really long distance, there!
- But she can't press the button...
I did take charge with this, "coffee-coffee", and...
- What do you say, Babben?
- My judgement is that Olof initiated this coffee-brewing.
And that there's hardly any chance this horse girl would've gotten
off her horse to press a button if he hadn't asked her to.
As such, he started this process, and this is approved by me.
How far away was he, 23 meters?
23 meters, and he also yelled
"Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up".
- Yeah, I hadn't...
- Alright, then. Arantxa'll determine how the points fall in this test.
That is the case. Here comes Arantxa.
Now, we'll do it like this. Someone from Malmö is gonna
ask you to turn on the coffee brewer. Okay?
Ah, you're doing the same thing!
That's why you're defending it!
- You understand Scanian dialect, right?
- Yeah, I think so.
- Yes?
- Hi! Uh, hi, babe! How are you?
You know--we don't have time for these formalities.
It's like this, Johan. I'm in the middle of a test.
David's gotta turn on a coffee brewer.
Tell him to turn on the coffee brewer.
- David, could you turn the coffee brewer on?
- Some nice coffee-coffee, coming right up.
Thanks, Johan! That was it. Love you, bye.
Should we see if any coffee comes along?
- What do you want in it?
- Ah, I take it black.
Just take it black. Such a simple man.
And it was turned on from Malmö. Good work.
- Should we--two cups, you and me...?
- No, I--I can have it on my own. It's fine.
Okay. Bye!
Yes, Arantxa, this was brilliant. You sent the coffee
starter all the way to Malmö and back.
- What do the rest of you think about this solution?
- Like, now, we've just gotta...
'Cause now it feels like everyone's lost it suddenly.
Exactly what did the letter say?
- Can we just start there?
- "Sound like a bat."
"Turn the coffee brewer on from
as long a distance as possible."
I also want to say, Olof, you--you were ashamed. Like,
it's noticeable that you yourself don't think that counts.
You say "shame about the button". You feel bad. You feel like this doesn't
really count. So you now know that if you bring this home and win--
- --you know, yourself. You have to go to sleep with yourself.
- Yeah, but I didn't--!
Can I say something? You forgot something very simple, namely
that Arantxa, who started this process, is pretty close to the coffee brewer.
And that's what's counted--your distance to the coffee brewer.
- And how far away was she?
- Uh, about 70 centimeters, I'd say.
Incredibly close. Almost touched it,
but Olof walked away.
But still -- there was something good there.
There was a good idea.
If you'd removed yourself and yelled the "coffee-coffee"
line, this would've gone just fine. Maybe.
But we don't have to dig into that further. It was
incredibly even, so the points wind up like this:
Olof gets the 5, and Morgan gets the 4,
we've got 3 for Nour, 2 for Johanna--
- --and Arantxa gets 1 point for...participation.
- Yes.
- Then snack time's over, and we'll move on to the next test.
- Mhm. Here it comes.
- Something's telling me that it'll be something with a tennis ball.
- Might be.
"Catch and carry as many tennis balls
as possible."
"The one who carries the most tennis
balls when the time's up wins."
- "You may never pick up a ball that's touched the ground."
- "You have to yell 'Nice, Arantxa!'..."
- "Nice, Morgan!"
- "'Nice, Johanna!' every time you catch a ball.
"Your time starts on David's signal."
- But where the hell are the balls coming from?
- Let's go, then.
Right. So, the goal was to catch and keep
as many tennis balls as possible.
The one who carries the most
caught balls when the time's up wins.
But you weren't allowed to pick up balls
that had touched the ground.
Then the balls are in Arantxa, Morgan, and Johanna's courts.
- I've gotta find balls. "Catch and carry"...
- That's right. Let's start, then.
No, god! No, god, wait--no, god...
Oh! What the hell is this? No--alright--
I've got it. No!
No, please...
- No...
- Nice, Morgan!
- I've gotta say "Nice, Johanna" then. Nice, Johanna!
- Nice, Johanna.
- Or are you supposed to say it? Or me--
- No, you're supposed to say it.
- Nice--almost.
- Nice, Johanna. Ah, no--nice--no, it wasn't...
But--ow!
- Oh! David, wow!
- No--oh! Nice, Johanna!
Nice, Morgan!
- Nice, Morgan.
- God, Morgan!
- Nice, Morgan!
- Nice, Morgan...
- Ow!
- Nice, David!
But I don't know where I'm going to...
- Wait!
- Yeah, don't drop those, now.
- Can I put the balls in here?
- As long as you don't put them on the ground.
- Nice, Morgan!
- Ah, nice, Arantxa!
It's so fast. It's...god, this
is the hardest thing I've done in my entire life.
- No!
- No...
- Nice, Morgan!
- Like, what is this?!
- The last ones, now!
- Ah! Nice, Johanna!
- Nice, Arantx--no!
- All out of balls, there.
- Then you're welcome to let them loose.
- 7, 8, 9...
10, 11 balls. There were more,
but some of them fell out, too.
- 11, 12...
- 13, 14, 15...
36. I think we'll have to sum that up as...
- Good work.
- Yeah, thank you very much. Yeah, that was fun!
- Fun!
- Yeah, it was fun. So fun, that was.
Thanks.
- Should've tucked in my shirt. That was really good.
- Yeah. Next time you do that, tuck your shirt in.
- How was it, finding places to store the balls?
- Really hard. I had...I think I had 4 balls each in my armpits. Standing like this.
Well, David. How many balls did
this gang get together?
Yes, Johanna, you were holding
15 balls when the time was up.
Morgan kept a whole 36 balls close to his heart.
Arantxa, you collected 11 balls,
but you were holding zero balls when the time was up.
- Oh, huh...ah, yeah.
- So, you'd put those aside in a bowl.
- Who're we throwing into this game now?
- Now, it's time to watch Nour El Refai.
- Nice, Nour!
- There, yeah.
- Ow, what the hell--they're coming super hard, David.
- Now, now...
But you hear the blasts, right?
- Ow!
- Yeah, exactly.
- What the hell is this?!
- Pinch up, then--ooh, so close!
But what the hell, there's a net somewhere, right?!
Nice, Nour! Nice, Nour!
Nice, Nour!
Nice, Nour.
Ah, what the hell...
I'm too tired now!
- But that's still a bunch, either way.
- A couple.
- Good work.
- Thanks.
Thanks!
- Yes, you're a genius. You found a net!
- Yeah, but I feel like--"why didn't I think of this before?"
But then, even with the net, it was really
hard to catch them.
But keeping your wits about you like that--"Game on!
Wait, I'll go down to the shed for a while."
She's very fast at getting stuff, Nour...in contrast to those who stand
around philosophizing, and taking a long time in the shed.
- And how many balls was this?
- Nour should've started with this earlier, but got together a whole 19 balls!
- Believe it or not.
- Suspected as much. Good work.
Then we've just got Olof left, which usually means either
success or disaster. We'll have to find out which.
Mhm. Here he comes, Olof Wretling.
- What were you supposed to yell?
- Nice, Olof! No, but that--you have to--no!
What the hell...
Yeah, now--ow, dammit!
- Now I'm catching the balls here!
- Ah, that's smart.
Lethal...
Fire at David.
Then let's see. If we gently let them down here...
- 36 balls, caught and carried.
- Yeah, captured.
Brilliant. Nice, Olof.
- Right. What do you say, Olof? Was this success or disaster?
- No, I--I forgot to say "Nice, Olof".
- And in addition you didn't catch them, you picked them up, which...
- Yeah. Double fault.
Yeah, a double fault, like we say in the world of tennis!
And how was the point distribution, then?
Then, it's like this--Olof and Arantxa get 1 point each.
3 points for Johanna, 4 points for Nour, and 5 points for Morgan.
Now, this was a fun segment!
And then I wonder--what does this do for
the total standings of the show?
Then it's very, very exciting, both in the show--
--and we're counting together
the points from the whole season.
I wonder if it's ever been this even. It's very
exciting, but you know what?
- I'm not going to say any more than that.
- Okay. Then this is what I'll say:
Anything can happen and everything can change,
because now, it's time for the finale.
We've reached the finale of finales in the
fifth season of Bäst i Test.
Nour? Kindly read the instructions for your co-competitors.
- "Stand up after 100 seconds. The test starts on David's signal."
- God...
You ready? Then we're off.
What a season we've had. Incredible. Nine
episodes, we've been at it--
--doing our silly stuff.
Morgan? Lot of fives. Lot of fives for you today.
Will there be another?
- Maybe.
- He's talking! Brave.
It's never been seen before.
It might've been. I don't know.
Johanna? Are you going to bring this
home and become number one?
You're shutting yourself on your own a bit. Doesn't
seem like the time for chit-chat and gabbing.
You've got your strategies lined up for you.
A lot of people seem to be counting internally, a
system that might work--except Morgan, who's more just riding along.
Olof, you might be using your method from when we were
out on a walk and we counted steps? Five, six...
Arantxa, you counted--you could barely talk. You went
"...yeah?" and so on while you were counting.
Olof's stood up.
Arantxa's stood up. Morgan's stood up.
Johanna's standing up.
Nour's stood up.
Thank you very much. Then you can come back
and sit down here, and we'll untangle who was closest.
But it's exciting, now. Who do you
want to start to sum up?
Olof stood up after...91 seconds. That's only
9 seconds off 100 seconds.
Arantxa stood up after 95 seconds.
Which is just 5 seconds from 100 seconds.
Nour, you got up after 109 seconds, and Johanna, 105 seconds.
Morgan stood up after 96 seconds.
Which is just 4 seconds off.
So, it's 5 points for Morgan, 4 points each for Arantxa and Johanna,
who were 5 points over and 5 points under--
--and 2 points each for Olof and Nour, who were
9 points under and 9 points over.
Then if we sum up the show in its entirety,
there's no doubt it might be the case that--
--that we've got some sort of record for amount of
fives in the same show. Because Morgan, you see, smashes in--
--a whole 36 points for a single, individual show!
Morgan wins the show.
- The show of the week.
- I could've never done it without the audience.
But one does carry their points from the entire season--it's
show 1, it's show 2, show 3, of course, the 4, and so on.
We'll sum all these points up, and then Morgan
comes along now with his 36 points--he reaches a whole 210 points.
But if we compare that with, for example,
Olof Wretling and his points...
Things didn't go too well for Olof today.
They've gone very well for Morgan today.
Despite this, Olof Wretling gets 214 points!
Olof's the one who wins the
entire season! Come up! Come here!
- Bounce on up, now!
- You're kidd--no!
Look!
- Check it out!
- But that's--what?!
Yes! So, the season's master tester is Olof Wretling!
But we'll be back next week already, with a fully-fledged
bonus episode where we feast on the tests--
--that didn't fit in the competition, but
that are just as entertaining anyway.
So we'll see you in one week,
same time, same channel. Congrats!
- With 4 points!
- Very good work!
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- No, no!