Bäst i test (2017–2022): Season 5, Episode 2 - Christine Meltzer gästar - full transcript
Good evening and welcome
to Bäst i Test.
This is the program where we
test how our volunteer guinea pigs-
-resolve strange problems
under crazy stressed conditions.
The panel that jumps in every week
to the deep end of the pool is:
Pod queen and stand-up
star Johanna Nordström!
Certified clown Morgan Alling!
Radio profiler and crafty
leprechaun Arantxa Àlvarez!
And the loner from the pack
Olof Wretling!
Every week we also have a guest.
This week it's the comedian
and imitator Christine Meltzer!
Tonight you will, among
other things, see this:
-Look at me.
-Not right now.
-Ready for costume change.
-Yes!
I don't think this is happening!
If I'm the train driver on the train,-
-the little gentleman here is the
confused passenger: David Sundin!
Toot-toot! I'm so happy to
accompany you on the journey.
Someone has to go to second class as well.
-Welcome. Are you all well?
-Fantastic.
Johanna, is there something you think
you should have done differently?
I told Dad I'd tried my best.
-So he won't be too disappointed?
-He will be.
So what we get to see here is your best?
I just want us to ... How nice.
Welcome, Christine. Are you excited?
Very excited. It feels
scary, I have to say.
-But was it cool?
-Incredibly fun, but so intense.
Now I feel, "Why did I do this?"
You share those thoughts with many here.
Now it's high time to test the gang.
David, can you start today's first task?
Here it's important to pull out
when a veritable cat-astrophe has occurred.
Hi, you're fine.
Hello!
-How sad it seems.
-Is this an IQ test?
-Yeah ... I have no cages.
-Stopgap measure.
-No...
-Every time!
"Save Missan."
"He who first saves Missan
and returns her safely wins."
"If Missan touches the ground,
she's dead and you are disqualified."
Missan! I'll get you here,
I promise you.
It consisted of locating and rescuing
the cat Missan in 15 minutes.
You have to put her in the cage,
but if she touches the ground she dies.
-Which animal Samaritans do we see first?
-Arantxa, Morgan, and Johanna.
Is that Missan? Yes, it must be Missan.
Then I must have something long.
"Missan loves parma ham and coconut balls."
Maybe she's in the kitchen, then.
-Can I bring the cage?
-Yes.
(MAKES AN ALARM) A cat is in danger!
Ouch!
-No...
-It did shit.
I hit my head.
I thought: Parma ham and coconut balls
in the kitchen. It wasn't there.
I'll call the number immediately.
Then I look up, and there is Missan!
I don't want her to die; otherwise, I
would have just thrown something at her.
-It's close.
-Not too close.
If Missan falls on this, it's not land.
There's something in between.
-How is that possible?!
-It's been seven minutes.
Now you, David! Now we're up and running!
-Oh my God!
-Now we're up and running.
-How do you think it works?
-With water. Isn't there water in it?
-Now I get it.
-Now we're up and running.
No!
Now we're up and running.
No! Yes...
Yes then! Missan!
-I think Missan died.
-She will have a small funeral.
-Do you want to say a few words?
-Rest in peace, Missan.
We will miss your crazy antics.
-Yes. It will probably be alright.
-Rest in peace!
Should you make any more plans
in case something happens-
-or do you think you're going for gold?
So, so ...
Missan is saved. She did not touch the
ground. Everyone is satisfied and happy.
-Good work.
-Thanks. Call whenever you want. Cat rescuer.
-Good there.
-And Johanna, I was impressed.
You not only got the balls up,
you made them stay in the tree.
I thought, "If I throw, she's coming."
Morgan, how was your rescue operation?
"Missa is in danger! Save her as
soon as possible!" Then I did it.
How did you make the sound?
Do this and slap the Adam's apple.
(IMITATES AN ALARM)
But David, before we end
up in an alarm party ...
It looked like Morgan's tail
was touching the ground.
-Does Morgan have a tail?
-You know what I mean. Roll the clip.
-When you put it?
-There it is. No.
-When you put it in.
-Oh...
-We have a tail in the grass!
-It's dragging.
So we have three cat killers disqualified.
I was so happy for a few minutes ...
-What kind of panel is it ...
-... that doesn't respect cat life?
But we have Christine and Olof
left to save the honor of the gang.
Here they come.
Everything has to be so complicated!
Save cats, I've done this before.
Now.
It has taken five minutes
to think and reason a little.
So. Are you in, then?
Come on, Missan.
-Now you, Missan!
-Oh!
Yes, then.
The net became almost a bit redundant.
No, it wasn't. What a soft landing.
At this moment you have to
take it easy. The cat is shocked.
Missan has jumped for joy
and must be allowed to rest.
-Come on now...
-Now you're going back to the cage.
There.
She's anxious.
-Good. I'm taking her to the family.
-No one is happier than me.
Nice that there are some here who
you can trust in such serious situations.
-Olof, time was running.
-Such a shame. Why did I take it easy?
It's difficult for us to answer.
Christine, welcome to Bäst i Test.
What a solid effort.
Are you just calm and thinking about ...
You came up with a solution that
we often see: sticks and tape.
-It solves many problems.
-I think she was the fastest.
Olof was not in such a hurry, but
he still saved Missan with bravura-
-in 12 minutes and 22 seconds.
If Christine now beats me by
five seconds, then it's not funny.
She was much faster. She did it
in 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
Five points to Christine, four to Olof-
-and the rest unfortunately get zero.
What are we competing for tonight?
The winner can take Missan home,
which we have captured-
-playing with a ball of yarn.
-Now I'm hungry for a lot of tasks.
-Be careful what you wish for.
For now it will be
a task in the plural.
Hi. Oh!
No, what a lot of stuff ... Sorry.
What fun that there are so many things.
You can start with the
letter in the bottom corner.
"Do as many tasks as you can
in 10 minutes."
"Most tasks performed wins."
"Your time begins when you
open the next letter." Okay...
Shit, what fun!
It was about doing as many tasks as
you could manage in just 10 minutes.
The one who performs the
most tasks correctly wins.
-It smells like action here too, huh?
-Yes. We start by looking at Olof.
-"Swap pants with David."
-Yes, yes...
"Speak three different Swedish dialects."
[In Norrländska dialect:] It's so much fun!
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
[In Skånska dialect:] How can you
even imagine being here?
[Unclear dialect:] The program is so damn slow!
"Read aloud a page from a book."
"Play drunk while doing the next task."
"He would come at 10 o'clock."
"You're going to perform a ..."
But damn, it's TV.
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
The pants are so tight.
"Read all the words in all 50 letters."
No...
Well ... It was ...
"Play drunk while doing a task."
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
"Jump on each other's legs."
Three, two, one, zero.
-How many could it have been?
-No clue.
Now we'll just change the pants back.
So be it, yes.
-Olof, it went wild here.
-I get tired just looking at it.
We need to look at more to
see how competitive you are.
Johanna may need some points
after the cat-astrophe, so ...
Maybe she will. Here she comes.
"Get something that has
the same number of letters" -
- "and begins with the same letter
as your first name." Juicepress ...
God, there's nothing that starts
with J that has seven ...
"Jo..." "Jord" [Earth] is the
only thing I can think of.
-Do I have to complete a started task?
-No.
But David! "Juggle three objects."
I can do it, I think! No, two.
It is not valid. No.
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
Here, probably.
"Say five words that start
with S." Stockings, socks ...
Sorry...
"Tag David." No!
But I have no shoes. Hello!
I have no shoes! Then I make a new one.
"Say five nice words about Babben
that start with P."
Po ... Polish, I was about to say.
-Five, four ...
-Private.
... three, two, one ...
-Puss. [Kiss]
-Zero.
-Thanks...
-Good work.
Sorry, but "private"? Was that what was
came to the top of your head?
-I couldn't think of anything. What did I say?
- "Private" and "Polish". "Kiss," too.
It was ... No.
Then we look at when Christine does
as many tasks as she can.
How fun! "Pick a flower."
Can you be my flower? No, I understand.
A flower!
-You're welcome.
-Thousand thanks.
"Do the next test in slow motion."
"Boast about something."
I can do this ...
... with my finger.
Do it again if you can.
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
You can pick it up.
"Say five words that start with S."
Saffron, shoes ...
No. "Tag David."
Tag!
You're it.
"Wiggle from one wall to another
at the same time ... as I shuffle."
Shuffle, shuffle ... I don't
think this is happening!
-Three minutes left!
- "Get your shoes off the balcony."
You didn't think this about me, did you?
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
No, how sad.
... two, one, zero.
Almost every one.
Here it was full speed. Do you think
that everyone was approved?
Why do you say that? Shuffling and wiggling
at the same time may not have been good.
We can look and see if it is approved.
So this is wiggle and shuffle
while we look from a wall.
I don't think this is happening.
We cannot approve of these two,
but I still think it went well.
There were many, but it was a pity that these
and a few others were not approved.
We look at how it went for Arantxa.
"Scare David." Do I have to do them in turn?
-No.
-"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
"Juggle three ..."
-Boo!
-Good!
"Sing a hit."
♫ I'm caught by a gale
"Do two tasks at the same time."
"Reach Babben's bust" -
- "without walking, crawling, wiggling, jumping,
or runing." "Say five words starting with S."
Satan, smulor [crumbs] ...
I'm twerking.
-Shadow, sunflower ...
-"Sunflower seeds"?
That's a word, isn't it?
"Take a selfie where you wear the
letter like a little hat."
How sweaty!
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
It was a fucking toss!
No ... How is that possible?
No!
"Do the next task in slow motion."
"Wiggle from one wall to another."
Another wall.
"Eat something unexpected."
It felt so disgusting.
I regret it. "Kiss Babben's bust."
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
I'm exhausted - worn out -
and I'm sweating everywhere.
-Absurd!
-Wow. Good work.
I'm going to get my shoes
"from the balcony".
-Did you have every one?
-A lot, but maybe not all.
-We'll see, but it was impressive.
-This can be difficult to top.
But if anyone is going to do it,
it's the energy bundle Morgan Alling.
"Sneak in and get ten things from
the shed that can be good to have."
-You run.
-Yes.
-That takes time.
-Yes, it took time.
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight ... Huh ?!
No, and then you almost fall.
-Half the time!
-What the hell ...
Hello, Morgan. You have
the little shed there too.
"Play drunk when you do the next task."
"Freeze in the body position you
have for about 30 seconds."
He has only done three tasks.
No, how tragic!
-That must have been 30 seconds.
-Yes, it must have.
-"Tag David."
-Three, two, one, zero.
Thanks.
-You did not use the time optimally.
-What do you think?
Some tasks took much longer.
If you have to pick up ten things in a shed,
it takes time. Not so smart.
How were the points distributed here?
-Olof, you managed 16 approved tasks.
-Oh!
Johanna, 18 tasks. Christine, 21 tasks.
Arantxa, 23 tasks.
-Morgan, 13 tasks.
-13 tasks, yes!
It will be Arantxa five,
Christine four, Johanna three-
-Olof gets two, and Morgan was there
too and therefore gets one point.
-Now we move on to the next task.
-What ace do you have up your coat sleeve?
I'll tell you. On this program,
which is in its fifth season-
-we've had some classics, some
memorable moments and people.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, he's back.
(GONG)
Oh my God.
"I come to you with empty hands,
but should I be forced to defend myself" -
- "should it be a matter of life or death,
right or wrong, then here I am. Karate."
Yes. / (KNEES CRACK) / Ay ...!
"Find out what the old karate man ..."
The old man? Sorry. "... has in the box."
Are you a karate guy? No...
"The one who is fastest wins."
"You must never open the box. The
karate man only answers yes or no."
"As usual, you can only whisper" -
- "in a dialect that is not your own,
when you talk to the karate guy."
"Time begins when he strikes the gong.
The karate man always lies."
Always? But god, how hard.
Why do you do it? Okay...
Here you would find out what the
karate man had in the box-
-as quickly as possible.
When you talk to him, you whisper
in a dialect that is not yours-
-and the karate man answers
either yes or no.
Remember: the karate man is always lying.
-I love karate guys, especially ours.
-Who will take care of it first?
We can take the ladies first, maybe?
Arantxa, Christine, and Johanna.
Are you the karate guy?
I have to whisper.
(In Skånska:) I ask if it's a celebrity.
Is it a famous person?
(In Skånska:) Is it a tool?
"No", so ...
Can it be consumed in any way?
Can you eat it ...
An interior design figure?
Yes?
Is it something you can eat?
No, that means "no" ...
Could it be some jewelry?
Karate guy, listen.
Could it be some jewelry?
Let me, let me ... I know it's time.
You're lying.
Is it a chair?
Wood ... Is it wood?
It is made of wood. Is it red?
We have something going on.
Does it have more
colors than red? Yes.
I'm so right out. I have so many
facts, but that's not enough.
Could it be a mink?
Is it an animal?
I think it's a little horse.
-A wooden horse.
-A Dala horse.
-A Dala horse.
-It's a Dala horse.
Thanks! Thanks!
It's a Dala horse, isn't it?
Yes.
Thanks so much.
It seems that it was a Dala horse.
We'll just confirm-
-so that we get it in black and white.
An ordinary Dala horse.
Easy as pie, though it went on
for a while. Was it tricky?
I got stuck asking if I
had one like this at home.
He thought you had one.
I got a little stuck there.
Do you dare to ask
what they got for times?
It stuck out a bit, you could say.
Christine solved this
in 33 minutes and 25 seconds-
-Arantxa 31 minutes and 46 seconds-
-and Johanna an impressive
18 minutes and 16 seconds!
To decide, we need the remaining
results. Here come the guys.
(In Skånska:) Hello yes, karate
guy! Let's see.
Is it a box? It's a box, yes.
Is it round? It's round, yes, round.
(Gothenburg dialect:) Is it a noun?
Did you say it was round?
No? Is it square?
Is it an animal? It's an animal!
It's an animal. A horse? Yes!
That's not useful. It's not round,
but still a bit. It doesn't smell.
It's square, but still not.
I understand exactly what it is.
You say yes. Is it a horse?
Yes, I'm done.
Does it start with
the letter A? B? C?
What more do you want to know?
That it's a glass horse? A pair of horses?
HORSE? Yes?
Can I open it? No...
And it's not a horse? Yes ...
I don't understand ...
We are looking for the material
of the horse. Is it porcelain? No.
If I take the box, what happens then?
Damn, how scared I got!
Yellow? Orange? White? Gray?
It's not bruised?
Wood! Wooden horse!
Am I done with the task now? Yes?
Red wooden horse as an ornament. There
you have it. Now you can open the drawer.
Is it a Dala horse?
A mora horse?
But now I know what it is! It's one
like they have in Dalarna.
-A falu horse.
-"Faluhäst"?!
They burn the goats in Falun. They
have Falu red color and red color horses ...
-"Red color horse"!
-This is insane!
It's called Dala horse!
Yes, it's a Dala horse!
If you open the box, is there
a Dala horse in there?
I've got it!
Can I go? Yes?
But I'll find out ... Will I find
out about this in the studio later?
No, not even that ...
This is a classic.
-It's so confusing to see someone lying.
-How hard was that, Morgan?
It was very difficult, especially
if you ask if it's a Dala horse-
-and he says it's not.
Then it's even harder.
Olof, tell me more about falu horses.
It's a synonym for
Dala horse - falu horse.
No, I got stuck on a falu horse.
It became too much to think and
whisper in dialect at the same time.
-What did these guys get for time?
-One day?
Morgan had 32 minutes and 19 seconds.
-and places between Christine and Arantxa.
Olof got - here we have a world record
in karate men's context-
-40 minutes and 25 seconds!
-Fantastic!
-That's great.
It's great with records, even if they
are in the wrong direction. I summarize:
Johanna five points, Arantxa four,
Morgan three, Christine two-
-and Olof got one point and lots
of quality time with the karate guy.
Speaking of recurring moments, not
all of them are equally appreciated.
In the middle of the program, the pulse
of the guest of the week is taken -
-by little old man David Sundin.
-You're welcome.
-Thanks thanks...
Wow! Wow, wow, finally.
Meltzer, Meltzer, Meltzer ...
Your hair is quite crooked.
Curly hair. I write "crooked hair".
You have managed a lot in your career,
both the one and the other.
Essentially one. It has been both
sweet and salty in your career.
-You sum it up so well.
-How interesting that you say that.
Because it's time to play
"Sweet and Salty"!
-It's time to compete.
-Christine, you have a letter under your pillow-
-which you can produce and read without
overturning what is on your table.
You demand so much.
"Build as tall a tower of
sweet and salty as possible."
"You can only touch sweet
with your left hand" -
- "and you can only touch salty
with the right hand."
"Your tower must not consist of sweet
things that touch each other."
I'm not kidding. No, it's like this.
"Your tower must not consist of salty
things that touch each other."
"You must during the whole task" -
- "always have at least one hand
on your own head. "
"The highest tower wins. You have
60 seconds to build your towers."
"The task begins on David's signal."
Build as high a tower as possible.
It must not consist of sweet things
that touch each other-
-or salts that touch each other.
-Every other layer of sweet and salty.
-You should have at least one hand on your head.
You can only take sweet things
with your left hand.
You can only take salty things
with your right hand.
Your time begins ... (SIGNAL)
-May I get up?
-No, we're sitting.
-You don't know that.
-No, work at your desk.
Huh? I had such a good idea.
-You're already out. You used the wrong hand.
-No!
-Christine is out.
-You cross.
-No! I've completely done away with myself.
-Johanna is out.
Three, two, one ...
Christine and Johanna
mixed up right and left.
There was a bit of a hassle with that.
But the rest of you hung on.
Arantxa's tower overturns, but no
salt touches salt, no sweet touches sweet
-so that's the height of a biscuit.
Morgan a little higher.
Olof, what a grandiose tower! Steady,
four sugar cubes on each floor.
Five points to Olof, four to Morgan,
three to Arantxa.
-Over to the next test a little "quick".
"Quick was the word," Bull said.
Good day.
Then we'll see ... "Quickchange".
Oh! One word, and I'm already there.
"Create and perform a quick and
spectacular costume change."
- "Most spectacular change wins."
- "You get 30 minutes of preparation."
"And after that, one attempt.
Your time starts now."
-Okay.
-Do you know about "quickchange"?
I know. Or?
It should work ... Well! Wait now.
-You do NOT know ...
-No.
-Find things.
-A good start.
This is what Petra Mede [comedian,
TV host] does, when pants ...
I can call Petra and ask.
Here you would create and perform a
quick and spectacular costume change:
What we in show business
call "quickchange".
You had half an hour, then it's
the most spectacular thing that wins.
A whole half hour. Then I really
think the changes will be spectacular.
You have to believe that, Babben. First out
is Bäst i Test's answer to Petra Mede:
Johanna Nordström!
-Johanna? You're welcome.
-Thanks. Okay...
Tomato!
-Good work.
-Thanks.
"Tomato".
It went fast, but there was not
much Petra Mede across the board.
-What did you become? A tomato?
-I thought so.
But it was a chili. But it's a
bit the same, I thought.
-Tomato!
-Did you call Petra for input?
-No...
-You should have pulled in your contact.
-Give us something new now, David.
-Here comes Olof's quick costume change.
-Then we are ready for your costume change.
-Yes! Now it will go away.
-Good luck, when you're ready.
-Hep!
Wow ...
-Where did you take ... the gorilla?
-Was there a gorilla here?
-Fuck, how creepy.
-Good work.
-God, how good!
-Impressive. From monkey to superman.
But the cigarettes, how ...?
I thought that is what's most visible,
so I had the cigarette down there ...
That was spectacular, really.
-Now I am curious about Arantxa.
-Your curiosity is my guiding light.
Here comes Arantxa.
Arantxa ... Some kind
of clown nurse, maybe?
-Are you ready for your quickchange?
-Are you ready for my quickchange?
We'll see.
Wow, it took a while.
No!
Why did I do that?!
You like it.
Thanks...
-Good ... Good job.
-No, how bad.
This feels good.
I get tears in my eyes. It was supposed to
be broadcast, and it went on and on ...
It was clearly entertaining, but
I have a lot of questions.
-What would the last figure be?
-I don't know. A lot happened.
-There was a lot to take in.
-But it was a change.
And then we move on with who?
With none other than the transformation
artist Christine Meltzer.
Then I'm ready for your quickchange.
-in three, two, one ...
Thanks thanks.
-Yes, but good ...
-Good work.
-Thanks.
-Thanks thanks.
Thank you, thank you ... Thank you.
Yes...
A double-David. Me who thinks that
one David is a little too much ...
Impressive. What were you before?
At first I was not David,
then I was David. It was so.
Now it will be a high-flying costume
change with Morgan Alling.
-Then you are welcome ...
-Quack-quack!
... to make your quickchange ...
Yes. I'm coming.
Look at that!
-Good work.
-Thanks.
-I have children watching this!
-We should have warned sensitive viewers.
-It became nature TV.
-Did you run out of clothes in the shed?
No, there was so much.
I just focused on "as soon as possible".
May I ask for your points? We start
with one point, then all the way up-
-to the coveted five points.
How exciting.
One point to Johanna. It was not
a change, more that you took off a curtain.
Two points to Morgan. It was
more undressing in my opinion.
-Isn't it called "quickchange"?
-Yes. There's no justice here.
-I noticed that.
-Three points to Arantxa.
It was an interesting character,
but it did not go "very quickly".
-It did not.
-Four points to Christine.
She did a steady job
of turning into David.
The five go to Olof for his
transformation from gorilla to superhero.
-Continue with the next task, please.
-Time to load the sausage cannons.
Finally.
Hi.
As I have longed for. Sausage!
-God, what it smells like.
-Thanks.
"Shoot a sausage at something,
or shoot something at a sausage."
"The farthest distance from which
a hit takes place wins."
"You have 20 minutes and
an unlimited number of attempts."
"Your time starts now." Okay.
It was about shooting a sausage at
something, or shooting something at a sausage.
It was important to have a long distance-
-and you could shoot for 20 minutes.
It's clear as mud, my dear Watson.
Who should we look at first?
We start with Johanna, Morgan, and Olof.
So shoot, what kind ...
Does that include water?
Where to connect ... You connect ...
Or what then? Do you connect ... If I have to ...
Well, there! Or...?
I put some sausages here ...
-Did it hit?
-No.
-I'm putting out some sausages.
-Now it would be strange if you miss.
-This is a long shot.
-We want that.
-It whistles.
-Yes.
How fun!
Then my plan is to
shoot sausages in the canal.
Sausage in canal.
Yes you!
Seven minutes left! I have not
seen any hits so far.
-Here are the sausages.
-I know. Then I aim there.
Why does it go there?!
How close!
Now then!
-Have you ever seen so many sausages?
-No.
-Hit!
-Yes! Oh!
Morgan, look at me.
Not right now.
Now comes the last! There, yes!
-It's a hit!
-It's a hit!
Yes...
Sausage ... in the canal.
Are you satisfied with your solutions,
now that you see them?
I thought Olof's idea
was brilliant, I must say.
You chose to shoot the sausage,
and you shot the sausage at something.
-Whose sausage shot are we looking at next?
-We take a look at Arantxa's sausages.
-I'm going to the shed.
-To build a sausage shooter?
Can you stand with it?
No ... I'll replace you, so you
don't have to be my target.
I shoot the yoga ball - the pilates ball.
-Yes!
-Hit. Good.
Three, two, one, zero.
I hit once, so I managed it-
-but the distance we can discuss.
-Good work.
-Yes.
Yes, Arantxa ... Looking in the rearview mirror,
was the high-pressure washer the best choice?
It was not so good pressure,
but it was something.
-Then we only have ...
-We actually have Christine left.
Here she comes.
If you're shooting a sausage, then maybe
you're shooting something like that.
You just can't shoot ON a sausage.
Shoot ... Yes!
Good! I've got it!
Now we shoot the sausage.
I'm shooting like this.
/NOISE/
-We apologize.
-I'm shooting a sausage!
-Hello! What fun to meet!
-Really nice to meet you.
- "Shoot something on a sausage."
-This one is lying on the sausage and being pushed.
Shoot something on a sausage, yes.
"Farthest distance from which a hit occurs."
From the time I started shooting.
It's not harder than that.
-It sounded so very much.
-Yes.
If I hadn't been stressed, I would
have taken something on wheels.
You shot a sausage at
something, and it hit.
How can one argue against that?
-It looked reasonable.
-I met David.
You really think outside the box.
And it's always rewarded, except today.
Because you did not shoot the sausage all the way.
You pulled the rather long pieces.
The task was to shoot, nothing else.
It will be a clear disqualification.
-No! But how sad!
-I would never do that.
But thanks for letting me come!
And the score in this task?
Then it becomes, with all the
distances and here and there-
-then Christine zero,
Arantxa two, Johanna three-
-Morgan four, and
five points go to Olof.
If we add them to the old points,
then it looks close, I promise.
We have a shared third place:
Morgan and Johanna on 16 points.
We have a shared second place:
Arantxa and Christine on 20 points.
-In the lead with 22 points: Olof!
-Oh!
Unbearably exciting, but anything
can happen and anything can change-
-because now it's the final.
Then it's the final.
- Arantxa.
Read the task instructions for your
competitors, Babben, and those at home.
"Write a sport, an animal,
and a color on the board."
"You have ten seconds after David's signal."
So you should write down a sport,
a color, and an animal on the board ...
-Sorry?
-Sport, color, animals! Your time starts now!
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
Brilliant. You don't have to show anyone.
I'm collecting your tablets.
-Thank you.
-You have written down your choices.
Arantxa, go ahead.
"Pose first your sport, then your animal,
and finally your color."
"Babben should guess
what your pose represents."
-"Time begins at David's signal."
-We do it in turn.
When I say to everyone, do your
"sport" pose, and then stand still.
You must not make noise or move,
but you will be in the position-
-which represents your sport.
Babben will then guess.
You get one point if she guesses right
and zero points if she guesses wrong.
So ... you know what I did.
I know very well what you have done-
-and I wish you luck.
-Javelin for Olof.
-Wrong.
It's right! Because it's a branch!
Javelin is a part of athletics.
-Arantxa.
-Arantxa - football.
-Yes.
-Christine ...
She runs 100 meters.
No. She had written "a sport".
-Tennis for Morgan.
-Tennis is right.
Then we'll guess Johanna. What is this?
That can be ... So, and so you stand so ...
-Is it frisbee, maybe?
-Not frisbee. It was handball.
Babben! Damn, how disappointed I am now!
An incredibly disappointed ... It
seems that Olof wants a discussion.
We will not have that.
We will not have any discussion.
-Javelin is a branch of athletics!
Athletics is a group of sports.
One point to Arantxa, one to
Morgan, and that was it.
Then we move on to the next category.
Pose as the animal you have written down.
Three, two, one ...
-Babben, you should ...
-Olof is a monkey.
-Right.
-Arantxa is a dog. Yes.
-Christine is a lemur.
-You could say that.
Morgan is also a monkey, and ...
-We have a kitten here at the end.
-The girl!
-Christine had written "an animal".
-I did as you said!
-I wrote "an animal".
-No points for Christine.
-That's not nice!
-Last category.
When I blow this, everyone should pose
as the color they have written.
Babben, what color does Olof pose?
-Red.
-Right. We continue with Arantxa.
What color does she pose?
-Black.
-Wrong. Blue.
-Christine, what is she posing as?
-You choose.
-White.
-No, she had written "a color".
-It can be white!
-What does Morgan pose like?
-Gray.
-Morgan has written "red".
He was red-haired once upon a time,
and was known for it.
-What color does Johanna pose as?
-Black.
There will be points for those who
got it right. We will report shortly.
-Brilliant efforts, everyone.
-You're not happy, Christine.
We should look back when David
says, "Write a color."
Then I wrote "a color". I thought
outside the box, which you reward.
But not in the final!
-80% of everyone understood how to do it.
-Not the opposite!
You understood in a different way.
Then it didn't become useful in the second part.
It wasn't easy to know. Here it became
a stumbling block. That's life!
Now we want to know how the points were
distributed and who took it home.
It was pretty close. Two points to
those not named Christine Meltzer.
It was a fairly even
distribution to everyone else.
If we look at the end result ...
Christine, you did not come last.
We have a fourth place. There we find
Morgan and Johanna, 18 points each.
We have Christine at 20,
Arantxa at 22-
-and Olof's 2 points
gives a ride up to 24 points!
He wins the program, and Missan stuffed.
Come up on stage. Oh!
What have we learned? Shooting a sausage at
something is easier than the other way around,-
-take all the tools right away,
and that the karate man is always lying.
Bäst i Test is back in a week. Bye!
Swedish subtitles: Linda Eriksson
Iyuno Media Group for SVT
to Bäst i Test.
This is the program where we
test how our volunteer guinea pigs-
-resolve strange problems
under crazy stressed conditions.
The panel that jumps in every week
to the deep end of the pool is:
Pod queen and stand-up
star Johanna Nordström!
Certified clown Morgan Alling!
Radio profiler and crafty
leprechaun Arantxa Àlvarez!
And the loner from the pack
Olof Wretling!
Every week we also have a guest.
This week it's the comedian
and imitator Christine Meltzer!
Tonight you will, among
other things, see this:
-Look at me.
-Not right now.
-Ready for costume change.
-Yes!
I don't think this is happening!
If I'm the train driver on the train,-
-the little gentleman here is the
confused passenger: David Sundin!
Toot-toot! I'm so happy to
accompany you on the journey.
Someone has to go to second class as well.
-Welcome. Are you all well?
-Fantastic.
Johanna, is there something you think
you should have done differently?
I told Dad I'd tried my best.
-So he won't be too disappointed?
-He will be.
So what we get to see here is your best?
I just want us to ... How nice.
Welcome, Christine. Are you excited?
Very excited. It feels
scary, I have to say.
-But was it cool?
-Incredibly fun, but so intense.
Now I feel, "Why did I do this?"
You share those thoughts with many here.
Now it's high time to test the gang.
David, can you start today's first task?
Here it's important to pull out
when a veritable cat-astrophe has occurred.
Hi, you're fine.
Hello!
-How sad it seems.
-Is this an IQ test?
-Yeah ... I have no cages.
-Stopgap measure.
-No...
-Every time!
"Save Missan."
"He who first saves Missan
and returns her safely wins."
"If Missan touches the ground,
she's dead and you are disqualified."
Missan! I'll get you here,
I promise you.
It consisted of locating and rescuing
the cat Missan in 15 minutes.
You have to put her in the cage,
but if she touches the ground she dies.
-Which animal Samaritans do we see first?
-Arantxa, Morgan, and Johanna.
Is that Missan? Yes, it must be Missan.
Then I must have something long.
"Missan loves parma ham and coconut balls."
Maybe she's in the kitchen, then.
-Can I bring the cage?
-Yes.
(MAKES AN ALARM) A cat is in danger!
Ouch!
-No...
-It did shit.
I hit my head.
I thought: Parma ham and coconut balls
in the kitchen. It wasn't there.
I'll call the number immediately.
Then I look up, and there is Missan!
I don't want her to die; otherwise, I
would have just thrown something at her.
-It's close.
-Not too close.
If Missan falls on this, it's not land.
There's something in between.
-How is that possible?!
-It's been seven minutes.
Now you, David! Now we're up and running!
-Oh my God!
-Now we're up and running.
-How do you think it works?
-With water. Isn't there water in it?
-Now I get it.
-Now we're up and running.
No!
Now we're up and running.
No! Yes...
Yes then! Missan!
-I think Missan died.
-She will have a small funeral.
-Do you want to say a few words?
-Rest in peace, Missan.
We will miss your crazy antics.
-Yes. It will probably be alright.
-Rest in peace!
Should you make any more plans
in case something happens-
-or do you think you're going for gold?
So, so ...
Missan is saved. She did not touch the
ground. Everyone is satisfied and happy.
-Good work.
-Thanks. Call whenever you want. Cat rescuer.
-Good there.
-And Johanna, I was impressed.
You not only got the balls up,
you made them stay in the tree.
I thought, "If I throw, she's coming."
Morgan, how was your rescue operation?
"Missa is in danger! Save her as
soon as possible!" Then I did it.
How did you make the sound?
Do this and slap the Adam's apple.
(IMITATES AN ALARM)
But David, before we end
up in an alarm party ...
It looked like Morgan's tail
was touching the ground.
-Does Morgan have a tail?
-You know what I mean. Roll the clip.
-When you put it?
-There it is. No.
-When you put it in.
-Oh...
-We have a tail in the grass!
-It's dragging.
So we have three cat killers disqualified.
I was so happy for a few minutes ...
-What kind of panel is it ...
-... that doesn't respect cat life?
But we have Christine and Olof
left to save the honor of the gang.
Here they come.
Everything has to be so complicated!
Save cats, I've done this before.
Now.
It has taken five minutes
to think and reason a little.
So. Are you in, then?
Come on, Missan.
-Now you, Missan!
-Oh!
Yes, then.
The net became almost a bit redundant.
No, it wasn't. What a soft landing.
At this moment you have to
take it easy. The cat is shocked.
Missan has jumped for joy
and must be allowed to rest.
-Come on now...
-Now you're going back to the cage.
There.
She's anxious.
-Good. I'm taking her to the family.
-No one is happier than me.
Nice that there are some here who
you can trust in such serious situations.
-Olof, time was running.
-Such a shame. Why did I take it easy?
It's difficult for us to answer.
Christine, welcome to Bäst i Test.
What a solid effort.
Are you just calm and thinking about ...
You came up with a solution that
we often see: sticks and tape.
-It solves many problems.
-I think she was the fastest.
Olof was not in such a hurry, but
he still saved Missan with bravura-
-in 12 minutes and 22 seconds.
If Christine now beats me by
five seconds, then it's not funny.
She was much faster. She did it
in 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
Five points to Christine, four to Olof-
-and the rest unfortunately get zero.
What are we competing for tonight?
The winner can take Missan home,
which we have captured-
-playing with a ball of yarn.
-Now I'm hungry for a lot of tasks.
-Be careful what you wish for.
For now it will be
a task in the plural.
Hi. Oh!
No, what a lot of stuff ... Sorry.
What fun that there are so many things.
You can start with the
letter in the bottom corner.
"Do as many tasks as you can
in 10 minutes."
"Most tasks performed wins."
"Your time begins when you
open the next letter." Okay...
Shit, what fun!
It was about doing as many tasks as
you could manage in just 10 minutes.
The one who performs the
most tasks correctly wins.
-It smells like action here too, huh?
-Yes. We start by looking at Olof.
-"Swap pants with David."
-Yes, yes...
"Speak three different Swedish dialects."
[In Norrländska dialect:] It's so much fun!
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
[In Skånska dialect:] How can you
even imagine being here?
[Unclear dialect:] The program is so damn slow!
"Read aloud a page from a book."
"Play drunk while doing the next task."
"He would come at 10 o'clock."
"You're going to perform a ..."
But damn, it's TV.
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
The pants are so tight.
"Read all the words in all 50 letters."
No...
Well ... It was ...
"Play drunk while doing a task."
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
"Jump on each other's legs."
Three, two, one, zero.
-How many could it have been?
-No clue.
Now we'll just change the pants back.
So be it, yes.
-Olof, it went wild here.
-I get tired just looking at it.
We need to look at more to
see how competitive you are.
Johanna may need some points
after the cat-astrophe, so ...
Maybe she will. Here she comes.
"Get something that has
the same number of letters" -
- "and begins with the same letter
as your first name." Juicepress ...
God, there's nothing that starts
with J that has seven ...
"Jo..." "Jord" [Earth] is the
only thing I can think of.
-Do I have to complete a started task?
-No.
But David! "Juggle three objects."
I can do it, I think! No, two.
It is not valid. No.
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
Here, probably.
"Say five words that start
with S." Stockings, socks ...
Sorry...
"Tag David." No!
But I have no shoes. Hello!
I have no shoes! Then I make a new one.
"Say five nice words about Babben
that start with P."
Po ... Polish, I was about to say.
-Five, four ...
-Private.
... three, two, one ...
-Puss. [Kiss]
-Zero.
-Thanks...
-Good work.
Sorry, but "private"? Was that what was
came to the top of your head?
-I couldn't think of anything. What did I say?
- "Private" and "Polish". "Kiss," too.
It was ... No.
Then we look at when Christine does
as many tasks as she can.
How fun! "Pick a flower."
Can you be my flower? No, I understand.
A flower!
-You're welcome.
-Thousand thanks.
"Do the next test in slow motion."
"Boast about something."
I can do this ...
... with my finger.
Do it again if you can.
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
You can pick it up.
"Say five words that start with S."
Saffron, shoes ...
No. "Tag David."
Tag!
You're it.
"Wiggle from one wall to another
at the same time ... as I shuffle."
Shuffle, shuffle ... I don't
think this is happening!
-Three minutes left!
- "Get your shoes off the balcony."
You didn't think this about me, did you?
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
No, how sad.
... two, one, zero.
Almost every one.
Here it was full speed. Do you think
that everyone was approved?
Why do you say that? Shuffling and wiggling
at the same time may not have been good.
We can look and see if it is approved.
So this is wiggle and shuffle
while we look from a wall.
I don't think this is happening.
We cannot approve of these two,
but I still think it went well.
There were many, but it was a pity that these
and a few others were not approved.
We look at how it went for Arantxa.
"Scare David." Do I have to do them in turn?
-No.
-"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
"Juggle three ..."
-Boo!
-Good!
"Sing a hit."
♫ I'm caught by a gale
"Do two tasks at the same time."
"Reach Babben's bust" -
- "without walking, crawling, wiggling, jumping,
or runing." "Say five words starting with S."
Satan, smulor [crumbs] ...
I'm twerking.
-Shadow, sunflower ...
-"Sunflower seeds"?
That's a word, isn't it?
"Take a selfie where you wear the
letter like a little hat."
How sweaty!
"Throw your shoes up on the balcony."
It was a fucking toss!
No ... How is that possible?
No!
"Do the next task in slow motion."
"Wiggle from one wall to another."
Another wall.
"Eat something unexpected."
It felt so disgusting.
I regret it. "Kiss Babben's bust."
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
I'm exhausted - worn out -
and I'm sweating everywhere.
-Absurd!
-Wow. Good work.
I'm going to get my shoes
"from the balcony".
-Did you have every one?
-A lot, but maybe not all.
-We'll see, but it was impressive.
-This can be difficult to top.
But if anyone is going to do it,
it's the energy bundle Morgan Alling.
"Sneak in and get ten things from
the shed that can be good to have."
-You run.
-Yes.
-That takes time.
-Yes, it took time.
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight ... Huh ?!
No, and then you almost fall.
-Half the time!
-What the hell ...
Hello, Morgan. You have
the little shed there too.
"Play drunk when you do the next task."
"Freeze in the body position you
have for about 30 seconds."
He has only done three tasks.
No, how tragic!
-That must have been 30 seconds.
-Yes, it must have.
-"Tag David."
-Three, two, one, zero.
Thanks.
-You did not use the time optimally.
-What do you think?
Some tasks took much longer.
If you have to pick up ten things in a shed,
it takes time. Not so smart.
How were the points distributed here?
-Olof, you managed 16 approved tasks.
-Oh!
Johanna, 18 tasks. Christine, 21 tasks.
Arantxa, 23 tasks.
-Morgan, 13 tasks.
-13 tasks, yes!
It will be Arantxa five,
Christine four, Johanna three-
-Olof gets two, and Morgan was there
too and therefore gets one point.
-Now we move on to the next task.
-What ace do you have up your coat sleeve?
I'll tell you. On this program,
which is in its fifth season-
-we've had some classics, some
memorable moments and people.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, he's back.
(GONG)
Oh my God.
"I come to you with empty hands,
but should I be forced to defend myself" -
- "should it be a matter of life or death,
right or wrong, then here I am. Karate."
Yes. / (KNEES CRACK) / Ay ...!
"Find out what the old karate man ..."
The old man? Sorry. "... has in the box."
Are you a karate guy? No...
"The one who is fastest wins."
"You must never open the box. The
karate man only answers yes or no."
"As usual, you can only whisper" -
- "in a dialect that is not your own,
when you talk to the karate guy."
"Time begins when he strikes the gong.
The karate man always lies."
Always? But god, how hard.
Why do you do it? Okay...
Here you would find out what the
karate man had in the box-
-as quickly as possible.
When you talk to him, you whisper
in a dialect that is not yours-
-and the karate man answers
either yes or no.
Remember: the karate man is always lying.
-I love karate guys, especially ours.
-Who will take care of it first?
We can take the ladies first, maybe?
Arantxa, Christine, and Johanna.
Are you the karate guy?
I have to whisper.
(In Skånska:) I ask if it's a celebrity.
Is it a famous person?
(In Skånska:) Is it a tool?
"No", so ...
Can it be consumed in any way?
Can you eat it ...
An interior design figure?
Yes?
Is it something you can eat?
No, that means "no" ...
Could it be some jewelry?
Karate guy, listen.
Could it be some jewelry?
Let me, let me ... I know it's time.
You're lying.
Is it a chair?
Wood ... Is it wood?
It is made of wood. Is it red?
We have something going on.
Does it have more
colors than red? Yes.
I'm so right out. I have so many
facts, but that's not enough.
Could it be a mink?
Is it an animal?
I think it's a little horse.
-A wooden horse.
-A Dala horse.
-A Dala horse.
-It's a Dala horse.
Thanks! Thanks!
It's a Dala horse, isn't it?
Yes.
Thanks so much.
It seems that it was a Dala horse.
We'll just confirm-
-so that we get it in black and white.
An ordinary Dala horse.
Easy as pie, though it went on
for a while. Was it tricky?
I got stuck asking if I
had one like this at home.
He thought you had one.
I got a little stuck there.
Do you dare to ask
what they got for times?
It stuck out a bit, you could say.
Christine solved this
in 33 minutes and 25 seconds-
-Arantxa 31 minutes and 46 seconds-
-and Johanna an impressive
18 minutes and 16 seconds!
To decide, we need the remaining
results. Here come the guys.
(In Skånska:) Hello yes, karate
guy! Let's see.
Is it a box? It's a box, yes.
Is it round? It's round, yes, round.
(Gothenburg dialect:) Is it a noun?
Did you say it was round?
No? Is it square?
Is it an animal? It's an animal!
It's an animal. A horse? Yes!
That's not useful. It's not round,
but still a bit. It doesn't smell.
It's square, but still not.
I understand exactly what it is.
You say yes. Is it a horse?
Yes, I'm done.
Does it start with
the letter A? B? C?
What more do you want to know?
That it's a glass horse? A pair of horses?
HORSE? Yes?
Can I open it? No...
And it's not a horse? Yes ...
I don't understand ...
We are looking for the material
of the horse. Is it porcelain? No.
If I take the box, what happens then?
Damn, how scared I got!
Yellow? Orange? White? Gray?
It's not bruised?
Wood! Wooden horse!
Am I done with the task now? Yes?
Red wooden horse as an ornament. There
you have it. Now you can open the drawer.
Is it a Dala horse?
A mora horse?
But now I know what it is! It's one
like they have in Dalarna.
-A falu horse.
-"Faluhäst"?!
They burn the goats in Falun. They
have Falu red color and red color horses ...
-"Red color horse"!
-This is insane!
It's called Dala horse!
Yes, it's a Dala horse!
If you open the box, is there
a Dala horse in there?
I've got it!
Can I go? Yes?
But I'll find out ... Will I find
out about this in the studio later?
No, not even that ...
This is a classic.
-It's so confusing to see someone lying.
-How hard was that, Morgan?
It was very difficult, especially
if you ask if it's a Dala horse-
-and he says it's not.
Then it's even harder.
Olof, tell me more about falu horses.
It's a synonym for
Dala horse - falu horse.
No, I got stuck on a falu horse.
It became too much to think and
whisper in dialect at the same time.
-What did these guys get for time?
-One day?
Morgan had 32 minutes and 19 seconds.
-and places between Christine and Arantxa.
Olof got - here we have a world record
in karate men's context-
-40 minutes and 25 seconds!
-Fantastic!
-That's great.
It's great with records, even if they
are in the wrong direction. I summarize:
Johanna five points, Arantxa four,
Morgan three, Christine two-
-and Olof got one point and lots
of quality time with the karate guy.
Speaking of recurring moments, not
all of them are equally appreciated.
In the middle of the program, the pulse
of the guest of the week is taken -
-by little old man David Sundin.
-You're welcome.
-Thanks thanks...
Wow! Wow, wow, finally.
Meltzer, Meltzer, Meltzer ...
Your hair is quite crooked.
Curly hair. I write "crooked hair".
You have managed a lot in your career,
both the one and the other.
Essentially one. It has been both
sweet and salty in your career.
-You sum it up so well.
-How interesting that you say that.
Because it's time to play
"Sweet and Salty"!
-It's time to compete.
-Christine, you have a letter under your pillow-
-which you can produce and read without
overturning what is on your table.
You demand so much.
"Build as tall a tower of
sweet and salty as possible."
"You can only touch sweet
with your left hand" -
- "and you can only touch salty
with the right hand."
"Your tower must not consist of sweet
things that touch each other."
I'm not kidding. No, it's like this.
"Your tower must not consist of salty
things that touch each other."
"You must during the whole task" -
- "always have at least one hand
on your own head. "
"The highest tower wins. You have
60 seconds to build your towers."
"The task begins on David's signal."
Build as high a tower as possible.
It must not consist of sweet things
that touch each other-
-or salts that touch each other.
-Every other layer of sweet and salty.
-You should have at least one hand on your head.
You can only take sweet things
with your left hand.
You can only take salty things
with your right hand.
Your time begins ... (SIGNAL)
-May I get up?
-No, we're sitting.
-You don't know that.
-No, work at your desk.
Huh? I had such a good idea.
-You're already out. You used the wrong hand.
-No!
-Christine is out.
-You cross.
-No! I've completely done away with myself.
-Johanna is out.
Three, two, one ...
Christine and Johanna
mixed up right and left.
There was a bit of a hassle with that.
But the rest of you hung on.
Arantxa's tower overturns, but no
salt touches salt, no sweet touches sweet
-so that's the height of a biscuit.
Morgan a little higher.
Olof, what a grandiose tower! Steady,
four sugar cubes on each floor.
Five points to Olof, four to Morgan,
three to Arantxa.
-Over to the next test a little "quick".
"Quick was the word," Bull said.
Good day.
Then we'll see ... "Quickchange".
Oh! One word, and I'm already there.
"Create and perform a quick and
spectacular costume change."
- "Most spectacular change wins."
- "You get 30 minutes of preparation."
"And after that, one attempt.
Your time starts now."
-Okay.
-Do you know about "quickchange"?
I know. Or?
It should work ... Well! Wait now.
-You do NOT know ...
-No.
-Find things.
-A good start.
This is what Petra Mede [comedian,
TV host] does, when pants ...
I can call Petra and ask.
Here you would create and perform a
quick and spectacular costume change:
What we in show business
call "quickchange".
You had half an hour, then it's
the most spectacular thing that wins.
A whole half hour. Then I really
think the changes will be spectacular.
You have to believe that, Babben. First out
is Bäst i Test's answer to Petra Mede:
Johanna Nordström!
-Johanna? You're welcome.
-Thanks. Okay...
Tomato!
-Good work.
-Thanks.
"Tomato".
It went fast, but there was not
much Petra Mede across the board.
-What did you become? A tomato?
-I thought so.
But it was a chili. But it's a
bit the same, I thought.
-Tomato!
-Did you call Petra for input?
-No...
-You should have pulled in your contact.
-Give us something new now, David.
-Here comes Olof's quick costume change.
-Then we are ready for your costume change.
-Yes! Now it will go away.
-Good luck, when you're ready.
-Hep!
Wow ...
-Where did you take ... the gorilla?
-Was there a gorilla here?
-Fuck, how creepy.
-Good work.
-God, how good!
-Impressive. From monkey to superman.
But the cigarettes, how ...?
I thought that is what's most visible,
so I had the cigarette down there ...
That was spectacular, really.
-Now I am curious about Arantxa.
-Your curiosity is my guiding light.
Here comes Arantxa.
Arantxa ... Some kind
of clown nurse, maybe?
-Are you ready for your quickchange?
-Are you ready for my quickchange?
We'll see.
Wow, it took a while.
No!
Why did I do that?!
You like it.
Thanks...
-Good ... Good job.
-No, how bad.
This feels good.
I get tears in my eyes. It was supposed to
be broadcast, and it went on and on ...
It was clearly entertaining, but
I have a lot of questions.
-What would the last figure be?
-I don't know. A lot happened.
-There was a lot to take in.
-But it was a change.
And then we move on with who?
With none other than the transformation
artist Christine Meltzer.
Then I'm ready for your quickchange.
-in three, two, one ...
Thanks thanks.
-Yes, but good ...
-Good work.
-Thanks.
-Thanks thanks.
Thank you, thank you ... Thank you.
Yes...
A double-David. Me who thinks that
one David is a little too much ...
Impressive. What were you before?
At first I was not David,
then I was David. It was so.
Now it will be a high-flying costume
change with Morgan Alling.
-Then you are welcome ...
-Quack-quack!
... to make your quickchange ...
Yes. I'm coming.
Look at that!
-Good work.
-Thanks.
-I have children watching this!
-We should have warned sensitive viewers.
-It became nature TV.
-Did you run out of clothes in the shed?
No, there was so much.
I just focused on "as soon as possible".
May I ask for your points? We start
with one point, then all the way up-
-to the coveted five points.
How exciting.
One point to Johanna. It was not
a change, more that you took off a curtain.
Two points to Morgan. It was
more undressing in my opinion.
-Isn't it called "quickchange"?
-Yes. There's no justice here.
-I noticed that.
-Three points to Arantxa.
It was an interesting character,
but it did not go "very quickly".
-It did not.
-Four points to Christine.
She did a steady job
of turning into David.
The five go to Olof for his
transformation from gorilla to superhero.
-Continue with the next task, please.
-Time to load the sausage cannons.
Finally.
Hi.
As I have longed for. Sausage!
-God, what it smells like.
-Thanks.
"Shoot a sausage at something,
or shoot something at a sausage."
"The farthest distance from which
a hit takes place wins."
"You have 20 minutes and
an unlimited number of attempts."
"Your time starts now." Okay.
It was about shooting a sausage at
something, or shooting something at a sausage.
It was important to have a long distance-
-and you could shoot for 20 minutes.
It's clear as mud, my dear Watson.
Who should we look at first?
We start with Johanna, Morgan, and Olof.
So shoot, what kind ...
Does that include water?
Where to connect ... You connect ...
Or what then? Do you connect ... If I have to ...
Well, there! Or...?
I put some sausages here ...
-Did it hit?
-No.
-I'm putting out some sausages.
-Now it would be strange if you miss.
-This is a long shot.
-We want that.
-It whistles.
-Yes.
How fun!
Then my plan is to
shoot sausages in the canal.
Sausage in canal.
Yes you!
Seven minutes left! I have not
seen any hits so far.
-Here are the sausages.
-I know. Then I aim there.
Why does it go there?!
How close!
Now then!
-Have you ever seen so many sausages?
-No.
-Hit!
-Yes! Oh!
Morgan, look at me.
Not right now.
Now comes the last! There, yes!
-It's a hit!
-It's a hit!
Yes...
Sausage ... in the canal.
Are you satisfied with your solutions,
now that you see them?
I thought Olof's idea
was brilliant, I must say.
You chose to shoot the sausage,
and you shot the sausage at something.
-Whose sausage shot are we looking at next?
-We take a look at Arantxa's sausages.
-I'm going to the shed.
-To build a sausage shooter?
Can you stand with it?
No ... I'll replace you, so you
don't have to be my target.
I shoot the yoga ball - the pilates ball.
-Yes!
-Hit. Good.
Three, two, one, zero.
I hit once, so I managed it-
-but the distance we can discuss.
-Good work.
-Yes.
Yes, Arantxa ... Looking in the rearview mirror,
was the high-pressure washer the best choice?
It was not so good pressure,
but it was something.
-Then we only have ...
-We actually have Christine left.
Here she comes.
If you're shooting a sausage, then maybe
you're shooting something like that.
You just can't shoot ON a sausage.
Shoot ... Yes!
Good! I've got it!
Now we shoot the sausage.
I'm shooting like this.
/NOISE/
-We apologize.
-I'm shooting a sausage!
-Hello! What fun to meet!
-Really nice to meet you.
- "Shoot something on a sausage."
-This one is lying on the sausage and being pushed.
Shoot something on a sausage, yes.
"Farthest distance from which a hit occurs."
From the time I started shooting.
It's not harder than that.
-It sounded so very much.
-Yes.
If I hadn't been stressed, I would
have taken something on wheels.
You shot a sausage at
something, and it hit.
How can one argue against that?
-It looked reasonable.
-I met David.
You really think outside the box.
And it's always rewarded, except today.
Because you did not shoot the sausage all the way.
You pulled the rather long pieces.
The task was to shoot, nothing else.
It will be a clear disqualification.
-No! But how sad!
-I would never do that.
But thanks for letting me come!
And the score in this task?
Then it becomes, with all the
distances and here and there-
-then Christine zero,
Arantxa two, Johanna three-
-Morgan four, and
five points go to Olof.
If we add them to the old points,
then it looks close, I promise.
We have a shared third place:
Morgan and Johanna on 16 points.
We have a shared second place:
Arantxa and Christine on 20 points.
-In the lead with 22 points: Olof!
-Oh!
Unbearably exciting, but anything
can happen and anything can change-
-because now it's the final.
Then it's the final.
- Arantxa.
Read the task instructions for your
competitors, Babben, and those at home.
"Write a sport, an animal,
and a color on the board."
"You have ten seconds after David's signal."
So you should write down a sport,
a color, and an animal on the board ...
-Sorry?
-Sport, color, animals! Your time starts now!
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
Brilliant. You don't have to show anyone.
I'm collecting your tablets.
-Thank you.
-You have written down your choices.
Arantxa, go ahead.
"Pose first your sport, then your animal,
and finally your color."
"Babben should guess
what your pose represents."
-"Time begins at David's signal."
-We do it in turn.
When I say to everyone, do your
"sport" pose, and then stand still.
You must not make noise or move,
but you will be in the position-
-which represents your sport.
Babben will then guess.
You get one point if she guesses right
and zero points if she guesses wrong.
So ... you know what I did.
I know very well what you have done-
-and I wish you luck.
-Javelin for Olof.
-Wrong.
It's right! Because it's a branch!
Javelin is a part of athletics.
-Arantxa.
-Arantxa - football.
-Yes.
-Christine ...
She runs 100 meters.
No. She had written "a sport".
-Tennis for Morgan.
-Tennis is right.
Then we'll guess Johanna. What is this?
That can be ... So, and so you stand so ...
-Is it frisbee, maybe?
-Not frisbee. It was handball.
Babben! Damn, how disappointed I am now!
An incredibly disappointed ... It
seems that Olof wants a discussion.
We will not have that.
We will not have any discussion.
-Javelin is a branch of athletics!
Athletics is a group of sports.
One point to Arantxa, one to
Morgan, and that was it.
Then we move on to the next category.
Pose as the animal you have written down.
Three, two, one ...
-Babben, you should ...
-Olof is a monkey.
-Right.
-Arantxa is a dog. Yes.
-Christine is a lemur.
-You could say that.
Morgan is also a monkey, and ...
-We have a kitten here at the end.
-The girl!
-Christine had written "an animal".
-I did as you said!
-I wrote "an animal".
-No points for Christine.
-That's not nice!
-Last category.
When I blow this, everyone should pose
as the color they have written.
Babben, what color does Olof pose?
-Red.
-Right. We continue with Arantxa.
What color does she pose?
-Black.
-Wrong. Blue.
-Christine, what is she posing as?
-You choose.
-White.
-No, she had written "a color".
-It can be white!
-What does Morgan pose like?
-Gray.
-Morgan has written "red".
He was red-haired once upon a time,
and was known for it.
-What color does Johanna pose as?
-Black.
There will be points for those who
got it right. We will report shortly.
-Brilliant efforts, everyone.
-You're not happy, Christine.
We should look back when David
says, "Write a color."
Then I wrote "a color". I thought
outside the box, which you reward.
But not in the final!
-80% of everyone understood how to do it.
-Not the opposite!
You understood in a different way.
Then it didn't become useful in the second part.
It wasn't easy to know. Here it became
a stumbling block. That's life!
Now we want to know how the points were
distributed and who took it home.
It was pretty close. Two points to
those not named Christine Meltzer.
It was a fairly even
distribution to everyone else.
If we look at the end result ...
Christine, you did not come last.
We have a fourth place. There we find
Morgan and Johanna, 18 points each.
We have Christine at 20,
Arantxa at 22-
-and Olof's 2 points
gives a ride up to 24 points!
He wins the program, and Missan stuffed.
Come up on stage. Oh!
What have we learned? Shooting a sausage at
something is easier than the other way around,-
-take all the tools right away,
and that the karate man is always lying.
Bäst i Test is back in a week. Bye!
Swedish subtitles: Linda Eriksson
Iyuno Media Group for SVT