Britain's Got Talent (2007–…): Season 14, Episode 3 - 2020: Auditions 3 - full transcript
MUSIC: 'The Blue Danube'
by Johann Strauss
MUSIC: 'The Blue Danube'
by Johann Strauss
MUSIC: 'The Blue Danube'
by Johann Strauss
AMANDA: No!
What?!
AMANDA: No!
What?!
Argh!
LAUGHTER
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank goodness I had this left.
That's it!
This is one of the best things we've
ever had on Britain's Got Talent.
This is one of the best things we've
ever had on Britain's Got Talent.
BELL RINGS
So, guys, what are our
four key elements?
So, guys, what are our
four key elements?
The first one, everyone, what is it?
ALL: Tiger.
Hi, Simon, how are you doing?
Lovely to meet you.
Nice to see you. Brilliant.
I'm here to find Danny.
I'm here to find Danny.
I can show you where Danny is.
I've got a little surprise.
Fantastic.
I've got a little surprise.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
What's the second part of our motto?
ALL: Roar!
ALL: Roar!
When do we do those elements?
GASPING
HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING
Oh, my God!
You don't get this chance
very often.
You can ask me whatever you want.
Ooh!
You should say, "Simon, you don't
know what you're talking about."
You should say, "Simon, you don't
know what you're talking about."
I've heard that you are
a very good choir, is that true?
I've heard that you are
a very good choir, is that true?
ALL: Yes.
OK, I'm gonna share
one secret with you.
OK, I'm gonna share
one secret with you.
Danny did fill in
an application form.
Danny did fill in
an application form.
So, today you are going to be
on Britain's Got Talent.
So, today you are going to be
on Britain's Got Talent.
So, today you are going to be
on Britain's Got Talent.
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
Come with me now.
SCREAMING CONTINUES
Let's go. Come on.
SIMON CHANTS: BGT! BGT!
SIMON CHANTS: BGT! BGT!
ALL CHANT: BGT! BGT!
Here we go.
Are we ready?
ALL: Yeah!
HORN TOOTS
CHEERING
It's everyone's dream
to be on Britain's Got Talent.
It's everyone's dream
to be on Britain's Got Talent.
Exactly!
It's gone from being in a dream to,
come on, wake up, it's real life!
It's gone from being in a dream to,
come on, wake up, it's real life!
It's gone from being in a dream to,
come on, wake up, it's real life!
No matter happens,
when you give it your all,
No matter happens,
when you give it your all,
nothing is impossible.
When people say, like,
"This has been the best day
of my life,"
this isn't exaggeration.
Hello, Manchester!
CHEERING
Let's welcome your judges
for this evening.
Let's welcome your judges
for this evening.
And here they come!
Hello, guys!
Where's the camera?
Oh, it's there!
That's what I said.
Three, two, one...
Three, two, one...
PRODUCER: You didn't say
the magic words.
PRODUCER: You didn't say
the magic words.
Action.
Oh!
BOTH: Action!
Oh, gosh.
Our choir is made up of 28 children,
and the youngest is nine
Our choir is made up of 28 children,
and the youngest is nine
and the oldest is 11.
The song we're singing about today
is about bullying.
The song we're singing about today
is about bullying.
And we just want to say, like,
it's not OK.
And we just want to say, like,
it's not OK.
We want it to stop.
Today will be the most
biggest opportunity
Class Dynamix has ever had.
Class Dynamix has ever had.
Hello, everybody.
Ah, nice hug.
How are you?
Are you all right?
What's your name?
Danny.
Danny.
Danny.
Are you looking after
these reprobates?
I'm trying my best.
You're trying your best.
Come on, gang, let's do it.
Good luck.
It's all yours.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
AMANDA: Ah!
AMANDA: Ah!
Hi, Simon.
Hi.
Hi.
Good luck.
Hi, David!
Hi, how are you?
Fine.
Well, I have a little secret
to share with you guys.
Well, I have a little secret
to share with you guys.
He came to our school.
LAUGHTER
ALESHA: He did?!
You gave it away!
These guys didn't know Danny
applied for Britain's Got Talent.
These guys didn't know Danny
applied for Britain's Got Talent.
These guys didn't know Danny
applied for Britain's Got Talent.
I went down to their school
to give them the news
I went down to their school
to give them the news
that they are actually gonna be
on Britain's Got Talent.
that they are actually gonna be
on Britain's Got Talent.
that they are actually gonna be
on Britain's Got Talent.
CHEERING
And I hadn't heard them sing,
And I hadn't heard them sing,
but I can tell you they are
the nicest group of people
but I can tell you they are
the nicest group of people
you will ever meet.
Thank you, Simon.
you will ever meet.
Thank you, Simon.
Thank you.
It's true.
Danny, tell us the story
about the choir, please.
Danny, tell us the story
about the choir, please.
These guys have been on the bus
from Leeds to Manchester
These guys have been on the bus
from Leeds to Manchester
and it has just been...
ALL CHANT: Leeds! Leeds!
Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
ALL CHANT: Leeds! Leeds!
Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
You've gotta be careful saying that
round here!
You've gotta be careful saying that
round here!
Erm, we're called Class Dynamix
Erm, we're called Class Dynamix
and this is a really mixed
ability group.
and this is a really mixed
ability group.
Lots of different confidence levels.
We're just trying to inspire
these guys about what's possible.
We're just trying to inspire
these guys about what's possible.
They're always gonna talk about
the day Simon Cowell turned up
at their school.
Where's Nazeer?
She said, "I'm never washing
this shirt ever again."
She said, "I'm never washing
this shirt ever again."
LAUGHTER
I cannot wait now to hear
what you're gonna sing,
I cannot wait now to hear
what you're gonna sing,
so good luck, all of you.
I'm as nervous as they are now.
I'm as nervous as they are now.
That's so sweet.
MUSIC: 'Bullying Stop'
by Class Dynamix
MUSIC: 'Bullying Stop'
by Class Dynamix
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G... #
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G... #
I wasn't expecting that.
No.
# Bullies
Hey!
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies!
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies!
# We got a message
For the bullies of today... #
# We got a message
For the bullies of today... #
# We got a message
For the bullies of today... #
OK.
# Stop what you're doing
# Stop what you're doing
# And listen to what we say
# It's like a poison
Infecting our school
# It's like a poison
Infecting our school
# It's just not clever
And it's definitely not cool
# It's just not clever
And it's definitely not cool
# It's just not clever
And it's definitely not cool
# It's not OK to look the other way
# It's not OK to look the other way
# To keep it quiet
Cos you're too afraid to say
# To keep it quiet
Cos you're too afraid to say
# Shh!
# We come together
# We come together
# We stand together
# We say together
# Bullying don't belong
# In our school
# In our home
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the street
On the bus
# In any one of us
# In any one of us
# In our school
# In our home
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the street
On the bus
# On the street
On the bus
# In any one of us
# In any one of us
# It don't belong
# It don't belong
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G... #
It's good, innit?
I love it.
# And it is so wrong
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# It don't belong
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G. #
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
BOTH: Yeah!
I like them.
Good message.
I like them.
Good message.
DAVID: Wow! Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow!
DAVID: Wow! Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow!
What a brilliant song,
number one.
What a brilliant song,
number one.
You performed it fantastically.
You performed it fantastically.
And you're putting such
a positive message out there.
And you're putting such
a positive message out there.
Well done, because it's a big thing
to come onto a stage like this,
Well done, because it's a big thing
to come onto a stage like this,
especially, like, you didn't even
know you were gonna come today.
especially, like, you didn't even
know you were gonna come today.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's so catchy, I love it.
It's so catchy, I love it.
# It don't belong... #
ALESHA AND CHOIR:
# B-U, double L, Y-I-N-G... #
ALESHA AND CHOIR:
# B-U, double L, Y-I-N-G... #
Every child in the world
should be singing that song, guys.
Every child in the world
should be singing that song, guys.
Every child in the world
should be singing that song, guys.
That's how you tackle bullying.
I am so proud
of each and every one of you.
I am so proud
of each and every one of you.
It was absolutely brilliant!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
All of you were brilliant.
And that song,
I'm singing it in my head now.
And that song,
I'm singing it in my head now.
It's so catchy.
You were so inspiring, I loved it.
Well done, all of you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well, look, when we met, I said
to them, "Are you any good?"
Well, look, when we met, I said
to them, "Are you any good?"
They were, like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're quite good." You know?
They were, like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're quite good." You know?
Little did I know
that you were gonna be brilliant.
Little did I know
that you were gonna be brilliant.
Little did I know
that you were gonna be brilliant.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
This is such a strong message.
This is such a strong message.
We've never heard
a choir like you before.
We've never heard
a choir like you before.
This is one of the best we've heard,
I've gotta tell you.
This is one of the best we've heard,
I've gotta tell you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's start with David.
It's a yes from me.
CHEERING
Alesha.
It's a yes!
CHEERING
It's a yes from me.
CHEERING
Come on, Simon.
OK, OK, let me think about this,
let me think about this.
OK, OK, let me think about this,
let me think about this.
I would say...
..a million percent...
that you have four yeses!
that you have four yeses!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
ALESHA AND AMANDA LAUGH
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah!
THEY CHEER
Yes, well done.
Well done.
Yeah!
CHOIR CHEER
That was a goodie.
That was a goodie.
That was fantastic, Simon.
The kids are absolutely
ruling the show this year.
The kids are absolutely
ruling the show this year.
THEY CHEER
THEY CHEER
While auditions continue
at Britain's Got Talent...
While auditions continue
at Britain's Got Talent...
..some very strange things
have been turning up.
..some very strange things
have been turning up.
MUSIC: 'Doctor Who Theme'
by Ron Grainer
MUSIC: 'Doctor Who Theme'
by Ron Grainer
There's so many different things.
Oh, wow, that's a bit weird.
How unusual.
Oh, wow, that's a bit weird.
How unusual.
I wonder what they're doing
behind us?
Don't. Not everyone look.
I'm Jonny Berliner,
I'm 39 years old.
I'm Jonny Berliner,
I'm 39 years old.
I teach and sing
educational science songs.
I teach and sing
educational science songs.
By coming on Britain's Got Talent,
I'm hoping they'll realise
that you can have fun
I'm hoping they'll realise
that you can have fun
and still talk about science.
Listen, they're ready for you
on stage. Great.
Go on, then. Come on.
I love a bit of science, me.
Go on, then. Come on.
I love a bit of science, me.
APPLAUSE
Hello.
And what's your name, sir?
My name is Johnny Berliner.
And what's your name, sir?
My name is Johnny Berliner.
Where are you from, Jonny?
I'm from London.
OK.
And what's your day job, Jonny?
And what's your day job, Jonny?
I write songs about science.
ALESHA: About science?
About science.
I used to be a science teacher.
Yeah.
I used to be a science teacher.
Yeah.
And my kids would be, like,
And my kids would be, like,
"I know your songs
and they help me in exams."
"I know your songs
and they help me in exams."
Right.
Yeah.
I thought to myself,
I'm gonna leave the classroom
I thought to myself,
I'm gonna leave the classroom
and I'm gonna
make songs specifically
about what they learn in school.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
All right, good luck.
All right, let's go.
FUNKY DISCO BEAT PLAYS
FUNKY DISCO BEAT PLAYS
Energy.
What is it?
# If you're making something
Hotter, higher
# If you're making something
Hotter, higher
# A rocket or two
# Whether tiny as an atom
Or as big as the moon
# Whether tiny as an atom
Or as big as the moon
# To make the extra hotness, height
Or increase in speed
# To make the extra hotness, height
Or increase in speed
# You'll need a store of something
We call energy
# You'll need a store of something
We call energy
# It can't be made or destroyed... #
# It can't be made or destroyed... #
BUZZER
BUZZER
# Energy, energy
# Change means it's going
To new stores... #
# Change means it's going
To new stores... #
BUZZER
# And the energy after... #
BUZZER
# Energy! #
Ah.
It's been buzzed?
Yeah.
I just went and bought all this.
I applaud what you're doing,
because I actually sing stuff
I applaud what you're doing,
because I actually sing stuff
to my eight-year-old and my
14-year-old in rhymes, or anything,
to my eight-year-old and my
14-year-old in rhymes, or anything,
to get it into their brain.
And it's proven
it will absolutely work.
And it's proven
it will absolutely work.
Just don't do it again here!
LAUGHTER
But thank you for coming,
Jonny Berliner. My pleasure.
But thank you for coming,
Jonny Berliner. My pleasure.
ALESHA: Thank you,
you're very lovely.
My least favourite subject
at school.
Yeah, I didn't like it much.
PRODUCER: Now we're bringing
the iron down here
PRODUCER: Now we're bringing
the iron down here
because we've got a little bit
of a mini setup.
because we've got a little bit
of a mini setup.
ANT: They're nervous out the back.
You give the mums what they want.
Darling, that's too much.
Give them what they want.
Darling, that's too much.
Give them what they want.
Kevin.
Yes.
Ooh, I missed.
Let's start that again.
Kevin!
Nice to meet you.
That's better.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Kevin Quantum.
I am 39 years old
and I am a scientist.
I am 39 years old
and I am a scientist.
Ever since I was at school,
I've always loved engineering,
Ever since I was at school,
I've always loved engineering,
I love science, I love maths.
I was always really good at them.
There's nothing I like more
than being in a room
and just working through
a set of problems.
I even remember as a kid
taking apart my mum and dad's TV.
I even remember as a kid
taking apart my mum and dad's TV.
Sadly, I was not smart enough
to put it back together again.
Sadly, I was not smart enough
to put it back together again.
Today is an act
that is really exciting.
Today is an act
that is really exciting.
Really scary.
There's a massive risk.
And hopefully science
will get me through.
It's a contraption that I've built.
It's dangerous. It's never been seen
in front of a live audience before.
It's dangerous. It's never been seen
in front of a live audience before.
Are we gonna learn something?
Er, yeah, a little bit.
Good, that's what we want.
This is a 150-year-old experiment
that used to only be this size
and fit on a desk.
that used to only be this size
and fit on a desk.
It's been upscaled,
it's been super-sized,
It's been upscaled,
it's been super-sized,
and it's all for
Britain's Got Talent.
And if it inspires people
to get a wee bit excited
about science as well,
to get a wee bit excited
about science as well,
then absolutely, bring that on.
then absolutely, bring that on.
Oh, hello. Here we go.
Here we go.
What the hell is that?
Here we go.
What the hell is that?
A bit like a giant cheese slicer.
A bit like a giant cheese slicer.
It's not safe. It's maybe not smart.
It's not safe. It's maybe not smart.
Ultimately,
this is a science experiment.
You know, scientists call them
experiments for a reason.
You know, scientists call them
experiments for a reason.
Because they go wrong.
Because they go wrong.
All the best. Onto the star.
Onto the star.
All the best. Onto the star.
Onto the star.
CHEERING
Hi.
Hello. Hello.
What's your name?
My name is Kevin Quantum.
What's your name?
My name is Kevin Quantum.
How old are you,
if you don't mind me asking?
I'm 39.
39, and do you have a day job?
I'm 39.
39, and do you have a day job?
No, this is it.
This is your day job?
Yeah, this is it.
OK.
Yeah, this is it.
OK.
Was there a moment
you almost gave up? Yes.
Was there a moment
you almost gave up? Yes.
When I left physics for this,
it was a huge jump.
When I left physics for this,
it was a huge jump.
A really hard moment,
when I was working
part-time in a fast food restaurant
trying to make this work.
Trying to get the break?
trying to make this work.
Trying to get the break?
I wasn't ready six months ago.
I wasn't two years ago.
I wasn't ready six months ago.
I wasn't two years ago.
But I feel like I've got something
now to show people
But I feel like I've got something
now to show people
and I'm really hopeful.
CHEERING
Have you got
any family with you today?
Have you got
any family with you today?
My wife and my daughter
are at home back in Edinburgh,
My wife and my daughter
are at home back in Edinburgh,
mainly because my wife
is due in about ten to 12 days.
mainly because my wife
is due in about ten to 12 days.
Really?
Hopefully we can get back.
Well, let's get on with this, then.
Hopefully we can get back.
Well, let's get on with this, then.
Can I come down and join you?
Sure.
Excellent. I'd like to start...
APPLAUSE
Excellent. I'd like to start...
APPLAUSE
Come on, Kevin Quantum.
Come on, Kevin Quantum.
I'd like to start
with something that fuses...
I'd like to start
with something that fuses...
magic with a bit of drama.
magic with a bit of drama.
And it's for you, Amanda.
I'd like you to tell me
what it is you think
that I'm making for you
what it is you think
that I'm making for you
here at my fingertips
just like this.
Oh, yes, it is a bouquet of flowers.
Oh, yes, it is a bouquet of flowers.
Ah.
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
Know what that is?
BOTH: Magic and science!
Know what that is?
BOTH: Magic and science!
And I think we all agree that magic
can be really beautiful.
But my other passion in life
is physics.
I was a scientist for many years.
And tonight I want to show you
how magic and science,
And tonight I want to show you
how magic and science,
science in particular,
can be just as beautiful as magic...
and also as dangerous.
can be just as beautiful as magic...
and also as dangerous.
This is my very favourite
science desk toy.
This is my very favourite
science desk toy.
It's called a harmonic pendulum.
It's called a harmonic pendulum.
The first one
was built 150 years ago
The first one
was built 150 years ago
by physicist Ernst Mach.
by physicist Ernst Mach.
I realised by observing the patterns
over and over again,
I realised by observing the patterns
over and over again,
that they seem to repeat
exactly the same every single time.
In theory, an object could travel
from one side of the pendula
to the other
without being struck.
The important phrase there,
of course, was "in theory".
The important phrase there,
of course, was "in theory".
Now, the one that you have
in front of you is a rather
innocuous, desk-sized version.
in front of you is a rather
innocuous, desk-sized version.
However,
the one I have here on stage
However,
the one I have here on stage
tonight is a giant
industrial-sized one.
tonight is a giant
industrial-sized one.
Which can be deadly.
Which can be deadly.
In a moment,
these cannon balls
will career across the stage
these cannon balls
will career across the stage
taking out literally
anything in their path.
taking out literally
anything in their path.
When that happens,
I will attempt to walk through them
I will attempt to walk through them
without being struck.
I mean, what an amazing invention.
Now, Simon, we know
that you love a bit of drama.
Now, Simon, we know
that you love a bit of drama.
So, tonight,
we will be setting
these cannon balls on fire.
we will be setting
these cannon balls on fire.
OK.
CHEERING
Ant McPartlin,
can I ask you to join me on stage?
Ant McPartlin,
can I ask you to join me on stage?
Yes, you can.
CHEERING
CHEERING
OK.
Hold your two hands out like this.
And brace yourself.
Hold your two hands out like this.
And brace yourself.
Here is one I made earlier.
Here is one I made earlier.
I want you just to get ready.
It's quite heavy. Yeah.
I want you just to get ready.
It's quite heavy. Yeah.
Oh, it is heavy.
You've got that, yeah?
Take a few steps forward.
Hold it directly above
the watermelon.
Lovely. I'm gonna count from three
till one, I want you to drop it.
Lovely. I'm gonna count from three
till one, I want you to drop it.
Are you ready?
I'm very ready, yes.
Are you ready?
I'm very ready, yes.
OK, here we go. Three, two, one.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
OK, you're laughing,
but that could be my head.
OK, you're laughing,
but that could be my head.
And, when I do the walk-through,
And, when I do the walk-through,
I will be blindfolded.
No!
What?
No!
What?
I'm gonna pop this over your head.
OK.
Trust me as I do that.
The reason I am doing that
is to make sure that you cannot see
any of the gestures
is to make sure that you cannot see
any of the gestures
that I am now making
in front of your face right now.
No flinching whatsoever.
I'm going to take that off.
No flinching whatsoever.
I'm going to take that off.
You're gonna get
a round of applause.
Ladies and gents,
give it up for Ant McPartlin.
Ladies and gents,
give it up for Ant McPartlin.
CHEERING
Ladies and gentlemen,
I need complete faith in science
I need complete faith in science
I need complete faith in science
to make this work.
Just let me know when they are lit.
He's crazy.
AUDIENCE: Ohh!
That's not right, is it?
Is that right?
Is that right?
Is he gonna run?
Is he gonna run?
CHEERING
CHEERING
# I'm a man on fire... #
# I'm a man on fire... #
CHEERING
Sorry. Thank you.
I don't know if you noticed
at the start, it didn't work.
I don't know if you noticed
at the start, it didn't work.
The things went off
at the wrong time.
The things went off
at the wrong time.
No.
Oh, wow.
No.
Oh, wow.
CHEERING
Wow.
# I'm a man on fire... #
Congrats and respect
for what you just did. Well done.
Congrats and respect
for what you just did. Well done.
This is such a fantastic act.
This is such a fantastic act.
The mix of magic,
physics and sort of derring-do.
The mix of magic,
physics and sort of derring-do.
You're kind of like
a sexy Doctor Who.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Kevin, I find you really interesting
and I think you've made a subject
Kevin, I find you really interesting
and I think you've made a subject
that everyone groans about
when they hear it
interesting. So thank you very much.
It was an exciting audition.
Thank you.
It was just so impressive.
You're a decent guy
It was just so impressive.
You're a decent guy
and this could be the start
of something amazing for you.
and this could be the start
of something amazing for you.
CHEERING
CHEERING
# I'm a man on fire... #
What I like about your act
is that I thought when it started
What I like about your act
is that I thought when it started
this is going to be very boring,
very traditional.
this is going to be very boring,
very traditional.
And then we get to the point
And then we get to the point
where you've built this monster
machine that could kill you.
where you've built this monster
machine that could kill you.
Your presentation is great.
It was really dangerous.
This is a great audition.
It was really dangerous.
This is a great audition.
I think you could go very far
in this competition.
I think you could go very far
in this competition.
# I'm a man on fire... #
Sexy Doctor Who, I'm gonna say yes.
Sexy Doctor Who, I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you very much.
ALESHA: It's a yes from me.
Thank you very much.
ALESHA: It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
CHEERING
CHEERING
You've got four yeses.
You've got four yeses.
# I'm a man on fire... #
CHEERING
CHEERING
Kevin Quantum!
Magic and danger!
Cannon balls!
And physics!
And blindfolds! And melons!
# Da-da-da... #
It was amazing.
It was four yeses.
'Oh, my God! That's amazing.
'Oh, my God! That's amazing.
'I'm so proud of you.
'I'm so happy for you there.
'I wish we were there.
I wish we could see it all.'
'I wish we were there.
I wish we could see it all.'
Next time we'll be there together
as a family.
Next time we'll be there together
as a family.
Definitely.
# Wake me up before you go-go... #
# Wake me up before you go-go... #
Are you here to do an exorcism?
Are you here to do an exorcism?
# Wake me up before you go-go
# Wake me up before you go-go
# Wake me up. #
I'm really, really,
really, really proud of you.
I'm really, really,
really, really proud of you.
It's a big day. It's a very big day.
Yeah.
It's a big day. It's a very big day.
Yeah.
Do you know who I am?
My dad.
Do you know who I am?
My dad.
I am your dad.
# Your love lifting me higher... #
# Your love lifting me higher... #
Oh! Where did you come from?
Oh! Where did you come from?
# Than I've ever been lifted
Before... #
# Than I've ever been lifted
Before... #
# Than I've ever been lifted
Before... #
What do you guys do?
We're dancing.
I'm singing.
Who have you come with today?
I'm singing.
Who have you come with today?
I've come with a lot of grandads
and aunties.
I've come with a lot of grandads
and aunties.
But my mum and dad and my brother
have come to support me.
We have lots of families. It's
a proper family day in here today.
We have lots of families. It's
a proper family day in here today.
Hello.
Oh, my God, that hurt.
Oh, my God, that hurt.
# And I'll be at your side
# For ever more
# For ever more
Billy and Chantelle...
Billy and Chantelle,
welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Billy and Chantelle,
welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Are you married?
No.
Just friends?
Yeah. It's good to hear.
I'm so proud of you.
Give me a cuddle.
Right, we're nearly ready.
Microphone.
A little one. A little child.
Good luck.
Ready to do it? Yeah.
Let's go. You're on.
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Let's go. You're on.
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Have an amazing time out there.
Oh, I like that in your hair.
Good luck.
Oh, I like that in your hair.
Good luck.
# Higher
# Higher
# Higher and higher... #
# Higher and higher... #
Hi.
What are your names?
What are your names?
My name is Billy.
I'm Chantelle.
And how old are you both?
I'm 14.
And I'm 12.
And where are you guys from?
BOTH: Birmingham.
How long have you danced together?
How long have you danced together?
Three months.
Oh?
Three months.
Oh?
Do you think you can win?
Hopefully, but the smart answer
is to say yes.
Hopefully, but the smart answer
is to say yes.
What would you guys do with
the money if you were to win?
What would you guys do with
the money if you were to win?
Well, I would bring home my family
from the Philippines
Well, I would bring home my family
from the Philippines
because they've never seen me
dance before.
because they've never seen me
dance before.
Ah.
I would spend it on my little
sister. She is born in three weeks.
I would spend it on my little
sister. She is born in three weeks.
So...
Oh, you have to win.
So...
Oh, you have to win.
Both of you.
I can't wait to see you dance,
so good luck.
I can't wait to see you dance,
so good luck.
Thank you.
Go for it.
CHEERING
MUSIC: 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth'
by Belinda Carlisle
MUSIC: 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth'
by Belinda Carlisle
CHEERING
# When the night falls down... #
# When the night falls down... #
# When the night falls down... #
Goosebumps.
# I wait for you and you come around
# I wait for you and you come around
# I wait for you and you come around
# And the world's alive
# And the world's alive
# And the world's alive
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
# With the sound of kids
On the street outside
# With the sound of kids
On the street outside
# With the sound of kids
On the street outside
CHEERING
CHEERING
# When you walk into the room
# When you walk into the room
# You pull me close
And we start to move
# You pull me close
And we start to move
# You pull me close
And we start to move
# And we're spinning
With the stars above
# And we're spinning
With the stars above
# And you lift me up
# In a wave of love
# In a wave of love
# In a wave of love
# Oh, baby do you know
What that's worth?
# Oh, baby do you know
What that's worth?
# Oh, baby do you know
What that's worth?
# Oh, heaven is
# Oh, heaven is
# A place
# A place on earth. #
# A place on earth. #
# A place on earth. #
CHEERING
CHEERING
CHEERING
You are both super talents.
Considering you've only
danced together for three months,
Considering you've only
danced together for three months,
that routine
was practically flawless.
that routine
was practically flawless.
It's a yes from me.
I'm saying yes!
I'm saying yes.
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
I'm Fayth. I'm 12 years old.
And I'm a singer.
I started singing
when I was about eight years old.
I started singing
when I was about eight years old.
I remember singing
in my grandad and my nan's house.
I remember singing
in my grandad and my nan's house.
I remember singing
in my grandad and my nan's house.
And I recorded myself
singing the national anthem.
And I recorded myself
singing the national anthem.
You are definitely doing it for
Nanny and Grandad, that's for sure.
You are definitely doing it for
Nanny and Grandad, that's for sure.
Uncles and aunts, cousins.
They all love you. We all love you.
They all love you. We all love you.
I really want
to make my family proud.
I really want
to make my family proud.
They are really supportive.
If I'm really sad
and if I doubt myself,
If I'm really sad
and if I doubt myself,
my mum and dad just make me feel
like I can do this.
like I can do this.
She's so young.
She's only 12.
But performing on stage,
it's definitely made her grow
in confidence over the years.
it's definitely made her grow
in confidence over the years.
Just enjoy yourself, OK.
We're just proud of her today.
Just enjoy yourself, OK.
We're just proud of her today.
We hope it takes her somewhere
where she is happy.
We hope it takes her somewhere
where she is happy.
That's the main thing.
CHEERING
# Higher and higher. #
# Higher and higher. #
Aw. Hello.
Hi.
What's your name?
Fayth.
Fayth, how old are you?
12 years old.
Wow.
And where are you from?
I'm from Swindon.
Are you feeling nervous?
No!
Er, nervous and excited.
No!
Er, nervous and excited.
What did you think
when you woke up this morning?
What did you think
when you woke up this morning?
I was, like, "Oh, my, days!
Is this even real?!"
I was, like, "Oh, my, days!
Is this even real?!"
I started pinching myself.
"Ooh, this isn't real,
I can't be doing this!" Yeah.
"Ooh, this isn't real,
I can't be doing this!" Yeah.
THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
Got a great personality.
Got a great personality.
Can I ask you a question?
Have you ever had moments
when you've lost your confidence?
Have you ever had moments
when you've lost your confidence?
I'm really curious.
Erm, I have lost my confidence
a little bit with, like,
Erm, I have lost my confidence
a little bit with, like,
a bit of negative energy
from different schools,
a bit of negative energy
from different schools,
from, like...
Yeah.
But my mum and my dad,
they helped me get through that,
But my mum and my dad,
they helped me get through that,
which is why I'm here today.
So...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK, my darling.
Well, good luck.
This is your moment.
Thank you.
She's so cute!
CHEERING
CHEERING
MUSIC
MUSIC
# Left a good job in the city
# Left a good job in the city
# Left a good job in the city
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# And I never lost one minute of
Sleep, yeah, right now
# And I never lost one minute of
Sleep, yeah, right now
# And I never lost one minute of
Sleep, yeah, right now
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# And we're rollin'
# And we're rollin'
# Rollin', yes
# Rollin', yes
# Yeah, we're rollin' on the river
# Yeah, we're rollin' on the river
# The river #
# The river #
Yeah!
MUSIC UPS TEMPO
MUSIC UPS TEMPO
MUSIC UPS TEMPO
CHEERING
CHEERING
# So I left a good job in the city
# So I left a good job in the city
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# And I never lost
A minute of sleep, yeah
# And I never lost
A minute of sleep, yeah
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Rollin', rollin'
# Rollin', rollin'
# Yeah, we rollin' on the river
# Yeah, we rollin' on the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do... #
# Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do... #
# Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do... #
CHEERING
CHEERING
She's done fab.
# Cleaned a lot of plates
Down in Memphis
# Cleaned a lot of plates
Down in Memphis
# Pumped a lot of pane
Down in New Orleans
# Pumped a lot of pane
Down in New Orleans
# But I never saw
The good side of the city
# But I never saw
The good side of the city
# Till I hitched a ride
On a river boat queen
# Till I hitched a ride
On a river boat queen
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Yeah!
# We rollin'
# Rollin', rollin' on the river
# Rollin', rollin' on the river
# Hey, yeah! #
# Hey, yeah! #
# Hey, yeah! #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
Well done, my baby girl!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Look at that!
CROWD CHANTS
CROWD CHANTS
CROWD CHANTS
Thank you!
Wow, well, Fayth...
Wow, well, Fayth...
David?
Yeah, it was all right!
LAUGHTER
Fayth, I mean, just occasionally,
and it is very occasionally,
Fayth, I mean, just occasionally,
and it is very occasionally,
on this show, someone comes
onto the stage and you think,
on this show, someone comes
onto the stage and you think,
"they are born to be a superstar".
"they are born to be a superstar".
CHEERING
Thank you.
You know what I love about you,
Fayth,
is that I absolutely love
your personality.
is that I absolutely love
your personality.
Thank you.
When you talked about the support
you had from your mum and dad,
When you talked about the support
you had from your mum and dad,
then you see the support you've had
from 3,000 people.
then you see the support you've had
from 3,000 people.
And just to give you
a little bit more support,
And just to give you
a little bit more support,
I'm gonna give you one of those!
I'm gonna give you one of those!
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
Well done.
Aw!
Go on, Daddy, go on!
Go on, Daddy, go on!
It was like Tina Turner
has just come back!
It was like Tina Turner
has just come back!
I meant what I said, with you,
you could sing the phonebook.
I meant what I said, with you,
you could sing the phonebook.
My heart is beating!
My heart is beating!
Enjoy your big moment.
Hey.
Here's Daddy.
Hello, Dad.
Hey, well done.
Hello, Dad.
Hey, well done.
Hey, she's amazing.
Thank you very much.
That was such an amazing audition.
Thank you very much.
That was such an amazing audition.
Thank you so much, Simon.
It was an absolute pleasure.
Thank you so much, Simon.
It was an absolute pleasure.
I asked the question
if you've ever had any negativity,
I asked the question
if you've ever had any negativity,
because when I grew up,
I had that as well.
because when I grew up,
I had that as well.
And the most important thing is,
they never get to you.
And the most important thing is,
they never get to you.
And when you're as good as you are,
you win.
And when you're as good as you are,
you win.
You know, it kind of gives you
that strength and determination.
You know, it kind of gives you
that strength and determination.
So, if anyone ever says anything
negative, remember this moment.
So, if anyone ever says anything
negative, remember this moment.
OK? Oh, my God, that's so amazing.
Thank you so much, Simon.
OK? Oh, my God, that's so amazing.
Thank you so much, Simon.
It was an absolute pleasure
to meet you both. Thank you!
It was an absolute pleasure
to meet you both. Thank you!
You are a star!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Go on, Fayth!
Come here! Come here.
Well done. Well done.
Come here! Come here.
Well done. Well done.
Well done, Si.
Well, she's great.
She's amazing. Very good.
Well, she's great.
She's amazing. Very good.
Nice one, Granddad!
SPOOKY MUSIC
SPOOKY MUSIC
SINISTER LAUGHTER
I used to love playing
hide and seek.
No, I like murder in the dark.
Oh, my God,
I love murder in the dark as well.
Oh, my God,
I love murder in the dark as well.
One of you gets a piece of paper,
but you get given an M,
One of you gets a piece of paper,
but you get given an M,
so that's how you knew
you were the murderer.
so that's how you knew
you were the murderer.
SINISTER VOICES
SINISTER VOICES
MUSIC STOPS
ALL: Ooh!
ALL: Ooh!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
SPOOKY MUSIC
SPOOKY MUSIC
SINISTER WHISPERING
SINISTER WHISPERING
SINISTER WHISPERING
SCREAMING
WHISPERING CONTINUES
WHISPERING CONTINUES
Look at her, look at her!
WHISPERING INTENSIFIES
WHISPERING INTENSIFIES
SINISTER CHANTING
SINISTER CHANTING
CHANTING STOPS
MUSIC
# As I look back upon my life
# As I look back upon my life
# As I look back upon my life
# It's always with a sense of shame
# It's always with a sense of shame
# I've always been the one to blame
# I've always been the one to blame
# I've always been the one to blame
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# Forgive me
# Forgive me
# I tried not to do it
# I tried not to do it
# Turned over a new leaf
# Turned over a new leaf
# Then tore right through it
# Then tore right through it
# Whatever you taught me
# Whatever you taught me
# I didn't believe it
# I didn't believe it
# Father, you fought me
# Father, you fought me
# Cos I didn't care
# Cos I didn't care
# And I still don't understand
# And I still don't understand
# And I still don't understand
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin. #
SHE SCREAMS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
MUSIC STOPS
Oh, wow!
My God!
# Ain't no river high enough
# Ain't no river high enough
# Ain't no valley low enough
# Ain't no valley low enough
# Ain't no river wide enough
# Ain't no river wide enough
# To keep me from getting to you. #
# To keep me from getting to you. #
# To keep me from getting to you. #
Hello!
LAUGHTER
How are you all? All right?
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
You know what, dancing on this show
is one of the hardest categories
You know what, dancing on this show
is one of the hardest categories
to really stand out in,
isn't it?
Yeah.
Because we've seen it all before.
Yup.
This, we have not seen before.
Yup.
This, we have not seen before.
The atmosphere you've created
in the room...
The atmosphere you've created
in the room...
Cheer up, love!
It might never happen!
Cheer up, love!
It might never happen!
LAUGHTER
Girls, you've put on a spectacle,
Girls, you've put on a spectacle,
the commitment from every single one
of you and the intensity, I felt it.
the commitment from every single one
of you and the intensity, I felt it.
the commitment from every single one
of you and the intensity, I felt it.
It was powerful. It was strong.
And I wanna see more.
CHEERING
CHEERING
The costumes,
the choreography was fantastic,
The costumes,
the choreography was fantastic,
I've got goosebumps all over me.
I've got goosebumps all over me.
CHEERING
What I love about you lot is that
you stay in character,
What I love about you lot is that
you stay in character,
cos there's nothing worse
when we see an act like this
cos there's nothing worse
when we see an act like this
then you start talking normally
afterwards,
then you start talking normally
afterwards,
cos it kinda breaks the mood!
cos it kinda breaks the mood!
Remain as ghouls, remain mysterious.
Remain as ghouls, remain mysterious.
We're gonna vote.
David, yes or no?
Hey, girls!
LAUGHTER
All right, you beat me. It's a yes!
All right, you beat me. It's a yes!
CHEERING
Alesha?
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
You got four yeses, congratulations!
You got four yeses, congratulations!
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Ain't no valley low enough... #
# Ain't no valley low enough... #
Oh, oh, look! Simon!
Oh, oh, look! Simon!
They're still going, look!
They're still going, look!
SINISTER WHISPERING
SINISTER WHISPERING
How much on a scale of 1-10
were you uncomfortable
during that whole process?
were you uncomfortable
during that whole process?
Dying, dying!
CELESTIAL MUSIC
CELESTIAL MUSIC
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
CELESTIAL MUSIC CONTINUES
CELESTIAL MUSIC CONTINUES
MUSIC STOPS
Er, um, hello.
Hello.
What's your name?
I'm Allan. Allan Finnegan.
What's your name?
I'm Allan. Allan Finnegan.
I'm from Liverpool. Yeah.
CHEERING
I'm from Liverpool. Yeah.
CHEERING
Thank you.
AUDIENCE MEMBER WHISTLES
And you are a vicar?
I am.
BOTH: Yeah.
For real?
For real, yeah.
You don't wear this for a laugh.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Literally.
Are you here to do an exorcism?
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Can you get the devil out of him?
I think Simon's mellowed in his age.
I think Simon's mellowed in his age.
Have you ever done an exorcism?
Just out of interest.
Have you ever done an exorcism?
Just out of interest.
I've prayed
for some weird things, yes.
I've prayed
for some weird things, yes.
So have I, but he's still here.
LAUGHTER
So have I, but he's still here.
LAUGHTER
Did you feel like you had a calling,
or did you come to it late?
Did you feel like you had a calling,
or did you come to it late?
I came to it late.
I'm not very good at it.
That's the truth.
Why do you say
you're not good at it?
At being a minister?
Yeah.
Cos... I'm not.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
Oh, dear.
Go on, we're dying to see
what you're gonna do, Allan.
Go on, we're dying to see
what you're gonna do, Allan.
All right.
Hello, everybody!
Are you all right?
CHEERING
I'll tell you a little bit
about myself.
I'll tell you a little bit
about myself.
I'm a Baptist minister, actually.
Most people don't know what that is.
I have to explain.
Most people don't know what that is.
I have to explain.
It's a bit like being
a vicar or a priest,
but I don't wear frocks.
As long as we don't count Tuesdays,
cos that's my day off.
As long as we don't count Tuesdays,
cos that's my day off.
I can do what I want.
LAUGHTER
I can do what I want.
LAUGHTER
And me and my wife are the same
cup size, so that comes in handy.
And me and my wife are the same
cup size, so that comes in handy.
LAUGHTER
Erm, I'm married.
I've been married for 30 years.
Over 30 years now.
CHEERING
Over 30 years now.
CHEERING
Thank you.
We all know what it means.
It just means my love life
has become a bit like my bank card.
It just means my love life
has become a bit like my bank card.
Contactless.
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
There are other similarities
I don't like to talk about.
There are other similarities
I don't like to talk about.
The fact that I don't have
to worry about pressing any buttons,
The fact that I don't have
to worry about pressing any buttons,
transactions are quicker
than they used to be,
transactions are quicker
than they used to be,
and I'm constantly
getting declined, so...
and I'm constantly
getting declined, so...
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AMANDA: Very good.
Whoo!
It wasn't that way in the beginning.
Oh, no!
It wasn't that way in the beginning.
Oh, no!
It was all welcome gifts,
high interest and instant access.
It was all welcome gifts,
high interest and instant access.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Now it's flat rate, no interest,
and I need three to five days
clearance, to be fair.
and I need three to five days
clearance, to be fair.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Ah, yeah, so...
And I had to train
to be a minister of a church.
And I had to train
to be a minister of a church.
You just can't turn up.
I had to train.
I'm still on probation,
to be honest.
I'm still on probation,
to be honest.
But that's kind of cool
where I live, so that's all right.
But that's kind of cool
where I live, so that's all right.
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Sometimes, I take my watch off,
put it round my ankle,
Sometimes, I take my watch off,
put it round my ankle,
Sometimes, I take my watch off,
put it round my ankle,
cover it with me sock,
just to get in character.
cover it with me sock,
just to get in character.
LAUGHTER,
LIGHT CHEERING
LAUGHTER,
LIGHT CHEERING
With all that training,
you'd think I'd be good at my job,
wouldn't you?
you'd think I'd be good at my job,
wouldn't you?
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm really not.
You know, because they don't
teach you what you need to do.
You know, because they don't
teach you what you need to do.
You know what they taught me?
Hebrew and Greek.
Hebrew and Greek.
LIGHTER LAUGHTER
ALESHA AND AMANDA: Greek.
I'm from Bootle, right?
Seriously, the only Greek I know
is Stavros does my kebabs, right?
Seriously, the only Greek I know
is Stavros does my kebabs, right?
Seriously, the only Greek I know
is Stavros does my kebabs, right?
LAUGHTER
And Hebrew's when a guy
puts the kettle on.
And Hebrew's when a guy
puts the kettle on.
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Good night, and God bless!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# When Jesus walked
When Jesus walked
# When Jesus walked
When Jesus walked
# Oh, when he walked
# Oh, when he walked
# When Jesus walked
# Oh, when he walked
# When Jesus walked... #
# When Jesus walked... #
I like him.
Well done, Allan.
He's good, in't he?
Yeah.
Super funny.
Very memorable.
I love you, Reverend.
I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you.
CHEERING
I think you're a breath
of fresh air.
That was just such
a lovely surprise.
I'm saying yes.
Thank you.
I'm saying yes.
Thank you.
That would make me
want to go to church,
That would make me
want to go to church,
having you up in a pulpit.
It's a yes from me.
The best way to judge a comedian
is the audience,
The best way to judge a comedian
is the audience,
and this audience loves you.
Thank you.
and this audience loves you.
Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you. Thank you.
Yes!
Wow!
Good work.
Well done, kidda.
Yay! Come on over.
I thought he was really funny.
He was funny.
I thought he was really funny.
He was funny.
You've just played
the London Palladium.
I know. That's amazing.
I can't believe I'm here, so...
And got four yeses.
I can't believe I'm here, so...
And got four yeses.
Reverend.
It's a dream.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I'm very pleased for you, pal.
Well done.
Well done. See you next time.
Celebrate.
Ta-ra.
Hallelujah!
LAUGHTER
It is, isn't it?
# Oh, happy day. #
# Oh, happy day. #
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
WOMAN: If the piano's out,
then they're usually a good singer,
in't they?
Yeah, I actually can't wait.
Me neither.
Yeah, I actually can't wait.
Me neither.
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
Where's the act?
Is anybody there?
Where's the act?
Is anybody there?
Hello?
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
CHEERING
CHEERING
CHEERING CONTINUES,
WHISTLING
CHEERING CONTINUES,
WHISTLING
MUSIC: 'Saturday Night's All Right
For Fighting' by Elton John
MUSIC: 'Saturday Night's All Right
For Fighting' by Elton John
SHORT, SHARP PIANO CHORDS
SHORT, SHARP PIANO CHORDS
# Saturday night's all right
For fighting
# Saturday night's all right
For fighting
# Get a bit mental... #
# Get a bit mental... #
HIGH PIANO CHORDS
# Get about as oiled
As a diesel train
# Get about as oiled
As a diesel train
# Gonna set this dance alight... #
# Gonna set this dance alight... #
KLAXON
# Saturday night's
All right for fighting
# Saturday night's
All right for fighting
# Saturday night's all right
# All right... #
KLAXON
# All right... #
KLAXON
Everybody!
# Saturday, Saturday... #
# Saturday, Saturday... #
And guess what?
It's Saturday!
Oh, it is!
It's actually Saturday!
# Saturday
# Saturday
It's Saturday... #
# Saturday night's all right... #
# Saturday night's all right... #
HIGH PIANO CHORDS
HIGH PIANO CHORDS
SLOWING PIANO CHORDS,
DRUM OUTRO
MUSIC CHANGES
Oh...
KLAXON
# Don't you know
I'm still standing
# After all this time... #
You better press the buzzer!
# After all this time... #
You better press the buzzer!
# I'm still standing... #
KLAXON
# I'm still standing... #
KLAXON
# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, folks.
Thank you very much.
We didn't actually get to say hello
to each other. So, your name is...?
We didn't actually get to say hello
to each other. So, your name is...?
Elite Elton.
David, you know Elton the best.
What did you think?
David, you know Elton the best.
What did you think?
Well, it's...
Yeah, it's a wonderful tribute
Well, it's...
Yeah, it's a wonderful tribute
to one of the greatest entertainers
this country has ever produced.
to one of the greatest entertainers
this country has ever produced.
Exactly. He is fantastic. Yes.
I guess we're looking for something
Exactly. He is fantastic. Yes.
I guess we're looking for something
just a little more original,
that's all.
Well, if I went to the end,
Well, if I went to the end,
I would have created something
called "a space fusion".
I would have created something
called "a space fusion".
Elton John's music meets dance,
maybe some songs rap.
Elton John's music meets dance,
maybe some songs rap.
What?!
It'd be a real chemistry.
What?!
It'd be a real chemistry.
What a shame we're never going
to see that!
What a shame we're never going
to see that!
LAUGHTER
Yeah. I know.
SIMON: Amanda.
To start with, I kind of enjoyed it.
I thought this is a good thing
to get everyone going,
I thought this is a good thing
to get everyone going,
but it went on a bit long.
Oh...
Just a little bit.
It wasn't Rocket Man.
It was more like...
Sparkler Man.
LAUGHTER
Yes.
But thank you for coming.
Thank you very much for having me.
But thank you for coming.
Thank you very much for having me.
Have a great day, everybody.
Thank you.
Have a great day, everybody.
Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
MUSIC: 'I Guess That's Why They
Call It The Blues' by Elton John
MUSIC: 'I Guess That's Why They
Call It The Blues' by Elton John
What a shame.
Also, Elton wears a wig these days,
not a hat.
Also, Elton wears a wig these days,
not a hat.
That's where he's going wrong.
ANT: Thank you very much.
Thanks a lot. Cheers.
No worries. Thank you very much.
Thanks a lot. Cheers.
No worries. Thank you very much.
Feathers everywhere.
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Yes, what?!
LAUGHTER
I told you to wait in the car.
LAUGHTER
David, stop showing off.
Showing off?
COYLY: Me?
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
How are you, Bhim?
I'm fine. You?
Yeah? I'm very good, thank you.
Would you like to have a go?
Can I get in?
Get in.
Can I've a bit of that?
And your name is?
Ant and Dec.
Ant and...
Dec.
Yes. Dec...
No, no.
He's Dec.
BHIM LAUGHS
Right, what's my name?
Dec.
Yep.
Anthony.
Ant. Just Ant. Ant.
So, we've only got one more act.
ALESHA: Here we go, guys.
You don't know how much
I'm rooting for you now - a lot.
You don't know how much
I'm rooting for you now - a lot.
Have fun.
Have fun.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
What's your name?
Bhim Niroula.
Lovely to meet you, Bhim.
Where are you from?
I'm from Reading.
LIGHT CHEERING
Whoo!
Thank you very much.
And what is it
that you are doing today?
It's a love song
I've written for my partner.
It's a love song
I've written for my partner.
Aw!
She's in the audience.
Where is she?
There she is!
CHEERING
CHEERING
She looks very proud.
Yes, she is very proud of me.
What's the name of the song?
What's the name of the song?
Sunday Morning, Love You.
Oh!
Do you think you can win
the whole show?
I think I can win.
For me, it's my dream come true.
For me, it's my dream come true.
APPLAUSE
CHEERING
That's all I care about.
OK.
Good luck.
Very best of luck.
Thank you very much.
Very best of luck.
Thank you very much.
FUNKY MUSIC STARTS
FUNKY MUSIC STARTS
# Sunday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# Monday morning, love you
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
Hey, it's not bad.
# Lady, you are my life
# My life, my life... #
KLAXON
AUDIENCE: Aw!
BOOING
# ..big time, big time
# Thursday morning, love you
# Thursday morning, love you
# Friday morning, love you
# Friday morning, love you
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
CHEERING
BOTH: # I wanna love you
every day... #
BOTH: # I wanna love you
every day... #
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Sunday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# Monday morning, love you
# Thursday morning, love you
# Thursday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
You're gonna kill me!
I don't care. I don't care.
You're gonna kill me!
I don't care. I don't care.
# Lady, you are beauty, beauty... #
Come on, come on.
# Lady, you are beauty, beauty... #
Come on, come on.
# ..beauty, beauty... #
# ..beauty, beauty... #
AMANDA LAUGHS
# Lady, you are attractive
AMANDA LAUGHS
# Lady, you are attractive
# Attractive, attractive
# Attractive, attractive
CHEERING
# Lady, you are beauty
# Beauty, beauty
# Beauty, beauty
# Lady, you are attractive
# Lady, you are attractive
# Attractive, attractive
# Attractive, attractive
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you... #
Sing!
# Monday morning, love you
Sing!
# Monday morning, love you
ALL: # I wanna love you every day
ALL: # I wanna love you every day
ALL: # I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
MUSIC STOPS
Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It was everything
that I wanted and more. Everything.
It was everything
that I wanted and more. Everything.
And that's what Britain's Got Talent
is all about.
And that's what Britain's Got Talent
is all about.
Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that!
Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
MUSIC: 'Come And Get Your Love'
by Redbone
MUSIC: 'Come And Get Your Love'
by Redbone
MUSIC: 'Come And Get Your Love'
by Redbone
Well, Bhim, I have to go to Simon
cos he pressed his buzzer.
Well, Bhim, I have to go to Simon
cos he pressed his buzzer.
Well, Bhim, I have to go to Simon
cos he pressed his buzzer.
Look, as much as I love you,
Look, as much as I love you,
I just can't imagine putting on
the radio and hearing that song.
I just can't imagine putting on
the radio and hearing that song.
I just can't imagine putting on
the radio and hearing that song.
That was catchy, man.
That was catchy.
That was catchy, man.
That was catchy.
AUDIENCE BOOS
What is your problem?
AUDIENCE BOOS
What is your problem?
APPLAUSE
What happened to Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday and Saturday?
What happened to Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday and Saturday?
LAUGHTER
It was just a Sunday and Monday.
LAUGHTER
It was just a Sunday and Monday.
Every day, love you. Every day.
All the time, love you.
Every day, love you. Every day.
All the time, love you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
He's got a hit record, Si.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
He's got a hit record, Si.
Did you come up with
all the melodies as well?
Did you come up with
all the melodies as well?
Yes, with the melody. I actually
thought the melody was sweet!
Yes, with the melody. I actually
thought the melody was sweet!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Whoo!
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
Thank you.
It was lovely. See?
It was lovely. See?
I tell you what, the British public
are gonna love you every day.
I tell you what, the British public
are gonna love you every day.
Thank you.
All right?
It's a yes from me!
It's a yes from me!
Thank you.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Do you know what?
It doesn't matter if Simon says
yes or no, you've got three yeses.
It doesn't matter if Simon says
yes or no, you've got three yeses.
The audience loves you,
you're through. Well done, Bhim!
The audience loves you,
you're through. Well done, Bhim!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yes! He's through!
He's through.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, everyone.
You did it!
You did it!
Oh-oh-oh! You did it!
He's not gonna win with that song.
He's not gonna win with that song.
I thought you knew about music.
I thought you knew about music.
I thought you were some kind of
big player in the music business.
I thought you were some kind of
big player in the music business.
Everyone loves it.
You've actually lost your mind.
Yes!
Hey-hey, hey!
You did it!
Amazing.
I knew they'd love you. I knew it.
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
Hey!
# I wanna love you every day. #
Hey!
# I wanna love you every day. #
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
AUDIENCE IN THE DISTANCE:
# I wanna love you every day... #
AUDIENCE IN THE DISTANCE:
# I wanna love you every day... #
Oh!
# I wanna love you every day. #
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
Sing along, now.
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
# Good golly, Miss Molly... #
Hoo-hoo, hoo.
Oh! Oh-oh!
# Sure like to ball... #
Are you ready for take-off?
Yes!
Ha, ha-ha, I know.
# Ah! Oh!
Oh! #
Smashed it.
SQUEALING
Yeah!
BOTH LAUGH
I loved you!
I loved you!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Subtitles by ITV SignPost
by Johann Strauss
MUSIC: 'The Blue Danube'
by Johann Strauss
MUSIC: 'The Blue Danube'
by Johann Strauss
AMANDA: No!
What?!
AMANDA: No!
What?!
Argh!
LAUGHTER
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank goodness I had this left.
That's it!
This is one of the best things we've
ever had on Britain's Got Talent.
This is one of the best things we've
ever had on Britain's Got Talent.
BELL RINGS
So, guys, what are our
four key elements?
So, guys, what are our
four key elements?
The first one, everyone, what is it?
ALL: Tiger.
Hi, Simon, how are you doing?
Lovely to meet you.
Nice to see you. Brilliant.
I'm here to find Danny.
I'm here to find Danny.
I can show you where Danny is.
I've got a little surprise.
Fantastic.
I've got a little surprise.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
What's the second part of our motto?
ALL: Roar!
ALL: Roar!
When do we do those elements?
GASPING
HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING
Oh, my God!
You don't get this chance
very often.
You can ask me whatever you want.
Ooh!
You should say, "Simon, you don't
know what you're talking about."
You should say, "Simon, you don't
know what you're talking about."
I've heard that you are
a very good choir, is that true?
I've heard that you are
a very good choir, is that true?
ALL: Yes.
OK, I'm gonna share
one secret with you.
OK, I'm gonna share
one secret with you.
Danny did fill in
an application form.
Danny did fill in
an application form.
So, today you are going to be
on Britain's Got Talent.
So, today you are going to be
on Britain's Got Talent.
So, today you are going to be
on Britain's Got Talent.
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
Come with me now.
SCREAMING CONTINUES
Let's go. Come on.
SIMON CHANTS: BGT! BGT!
SIMON CHANTS: BGT! BGT!
ALL CHANT: BGT! BGT!
Here we go.
Are we ready?
ALL: Yeah!
HORN TOOTS
CHEERING
It's everyone's dream
to be on Britain's Got Talent.
It's everyone's dream
to be on Britain's Got Talent.
Exactly!
It's gone from being in a dream to,
come on, wake up, it's real life!
It's gone from being in a dream to,
come on, wake up, it's real life!
It's gone from being in a dream to,
come on, wake up, it's real life!
No matter happens,
when you give it your all,
No matter happens,
when you give it your all,
nothing is impossible.
When people say, like,
"This has been the best day
of my life,"
this isn't exaggeration.
Hello, Manchester!
CHEERING
Let's welcome your judges
for this evening.
Let's welcome your judges
for this evening.
And here they come!
Hello, guys!
Where's the camera?
Oh, it's there!
That's what I said.
Three, two, one...
Three, two, one...
PRODUCER: You didn't say
the magic words.
PRODUCER: You didn't say
the magic words.
Action.
Oh!
BOTH: Action!
Oh, gosh.
Our choir is made up of 28 children,
and the youngest is nine
Our choir is made up of 28 children,
and the youngest is nine
and the oldest is 11.
The song we're singing about today
is about bullying.
The song we're singing about today
is about bullying.
And we just want to say, like,
it's not OK.
And we just want to say, like,
it's not OK.
We want it to stop.
Today will be the most
biggest opportunity
Class Dynamix has ever had.
Class Dynamix has ever had.
Hello, everybody.
Ah, nice hug.
How are you?
Are you all right?
What's your name?
Danny.
Danny.
Danny.
Are you looking after
these reprobates?
I'm trying my best.
You're trying your best.
Come on, gang, let's do it.
Good luck.
It's all yours.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
AMANDA: Ah!
AMANDA: Ah!
Hi, Simon.
Hi.
Hi.
Good luck.
Hi, David!
Hi, how are you?
Fine.
Well, I have a little secret
to share with you guys.
Well, I have a little secret
to share with you guys.
He came to our school.
LAUGHTER
ALESHA: He did?!
You gave it away!
These guys didn't know Danny
applied for Britain's Got Talent.
These guys didn't know Danny
applied for Britain's Got Talent.
These guys didn't know Danny
applied for Britain's Got Talent.
I went down to their school
to give them the news
I went down to their school
to give them the news
that they are actually gonna be
on Britain's Got Talent.
that they are actually gonna be
on Britain's Got Talent.
that they are actually gonna be
on Britain's Got Talent.
CHEERING
And I hadn't heard them sing,
And I hadn't heard them sing,
but I can tell you they are
the nicest group of people
but I can tell you they are
the nicest group of people
you will ever meet.
Thank you, Simon.
you will ever meet.
Thank you, Simon.
Thank you.
It's true.
Danny, tell us the story
about the choir, please.
Danny, tell us the story
about the choir, please.
These guys have been on the bus
from Leeds to Manchester
These guys have been on the bus
from Leeds to Manchester
and it has just been...
ALL CHANT: Leeds! Leeds!
Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
ALL CHANT: Leeds! Leeds!
Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
You've gotta be careful saying that
round here!
You've gotta be careful saying that
round here!
Erm, we're called Class Dynamix
Erm, we're called Class Dynamix
and this is a really mixed
ability group.
and this is a really mixed
ability group.
Lots of different confidence levels.
We're just trying to inspire
these guys about what's possible.
We're just trying to inspire
these guys about what's possible.
They're always gonna talk about
the day Simon Cowell turned up
at their school.
Where's Nazeer?
She said, "I'm never washing
this shirt ever again."
She said, "I'm never washing
this shirt ever again."
LAUGHTER
I cannot wait now to hear
what you're gonna sing,
I cannot wait now to hear
what you're gonna sing,
so good luck, all of you.
I'm as nervous as they are now.
I'm as nervous as they are now.
That's so sweet.
MUSIC: 'Bullying Stop'
by Class Dynamix
MUSIC: 'Bullying Stop'
by Class Dynamix
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G... #
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G... #
I wasn't expecting that.
No.
# Bullies
Hey!
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies!
# Stop bullies, hey!
Bullies!
# We got a message
For the bullies of today... #
# We got a message
For the bullies of today... #
# We got a message
For the bullies of today... #
OK.
# Stop what you're doing
# Stop what you're doing
# And listen to what we say
# It's like a poison
Infecting our school
# It's like a poison
Infecting our school
# It's just not clever
And it's definitely not cool
# It's just not clever
And it's definitely not cool
# It's just not clever
And it's definitely not cool
# It's not OK to look the other way
# It's not OK to look the other way
# To keep it quiet
Cos you're too afraid to say
# To keep it quiet
Cos you're too afraid to say
# Shh!
# We come together
# We come together
# We stand together
# We say together
# Bullying don't belong
# In our school
# In our home
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the street
On the bus
# In any one of us
# In any one of us
# In our school
# In our home
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the net
Down the phone
# On the street
On the bus
# On the street
On the bus
# In any one of us
# In any one of us
# It don't belong
# It don't belong
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G... #
It's good, innit?
I love it.
# And it is so wrong
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G
# It don't belong
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G. #
# B-U, double L,
Y-I-N-G. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
BOTH: Yeah!
I like them.
Good message.
I like them.
Good message.
DAVID: Wow! Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow!
DAVID: Wow! Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow!
What a brilliant song,
number one.
What a brilliant song,
number one.
You performed it fantastically.
You performed it fantastically.
And you're putting such
a positive message out there.
And you're putting such
a positive message out there.
Well done, because it's a big thing
to come onto a stage like this,
Well done, because it's a big thing
to come onto a stage like this,
especially, like, you didn't even
know you were gonna come today.
especially, like, you didn't even
know you were gonna come today.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's so catchy, I love it.
It's so catchy, I love it.
# It don't belong... #
ALESHA AND CHOIR:
# B-U, double L, Y-I-N-G... #
ALESHA AND CHOIR:
# B-U, double L, Y-I-N-G... #
Every child in the world
should be singing that song, guys.
Every child in the world
should be singing that song, guys.
Every child in the world
should be singing that song, guys.
That's how you tackle bullying.
I am so proud
of each and every one of you.
I am so proud
of each and every one of you.
It was absolutely brilliant!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
All of you were brilliant.
And that song,
I'm singing it in my head now.
And that song,
I'm singing it in my head now.
It's so catchy.
You were so inspiring, I loved it.
Well done, all of you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well, look, when we met, I said
to them, "Are you any good?"
Well, look, when we met, I said
to them, "Are you any good?"
They were, like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're quite good." You know?
They were, like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're quite good." You know?
Little did I know
that you were gonna be brilliant.
Little did I know
that you were gonna be brilliant.
Little did I know
that you were gonna be brilliant.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
This is such a strong message.
This is such a strong message.
We've never heard
a choir like you before.
We've never heard
a choir like you before.
This is one of the best we've heard,
I've gotta tell you.
This is one of the best we've heard,
I've gotta tell you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's start with David.
It's a yes from me.
CHEERING
Alesha.
It's a yes!
CHEERING
It's a yes from me.
CHEERING
Come on, Simon.
OK, OK, let me think about this,
let me think about this.
OK, OK, let me think about this,
let me think about this.
I would say...
..a million percent...
that you have four yeses!
that you have four yeses!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
ALESHA AND AMANDA LAUGH
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah!
THEY CHEER
Yes, well done.
Well done.
Yeah!
CHOIR CHEER
That was a goodie.
That was a goodie.
That was fantastic, Simon.
The kids are absolutely
ruling the show this year.
The kids are absolutely
ruling the show this year.
THEY CHEER
THEY CHEER
While auditions continue
at Britain's Got Talent...
While auditions continue
at Britain's Got Talent...
..some very strange things
have been turning up.
..some very strange things
have been turning up.
MUSIC: 'Doctor Who Theme'
by Ron Grainer
MUSIC: 'Doctor Who Theme'
by Ron Grainer
There's so many different things.
Oh, wow, that's a bit weird.
How unusual.
Oh, wow, that's a bit weird.
How unusual.
I wonder what they're doing
behind us?
Don't. Not everyone look.
I'm Jonny Berliner,
I'm 39 years old.
I'm Jonny Berliner,
I'm 39 years old.
I teach and sing
educational science songs.
I teach and sing
educational science songs.
By coming on Britain's Got Talent,
I'm hoping they'll realise
that you can have fun
I'm hoping they'll realise
that you can have fun
and still talk about science.
Listen, they're ready for you
on stage. Great.
Go on, then. Come on.
I love a bit of science, me.
Go on, then. Come on.
I love a bit of science, me.
APPLAUSE
Hello.
And what's your name, sir?
My name is Johnny Berliner.
And what's your name, sir?
My name is Johnny Berliner.
Where are you from, Jonny?
I'm from London.
OK.
And what's your day job, Jonny?
And what's your day job, Jonny?
I write songs about science.
ALESHA: About science?
About science.
I used to be a science teacher.
Yeah.
I used to be a science teacher.
Yeah.
And my kids would be, like,
And my kids would be, like,
"I know your songs
and they help me in exams."
"I know your songs
and they help me in exams."
Right.
Yeah.
I thought to myself,
I'm gonna leave the classroom
I thought to myself,
I'm gonna leave the classroom
and I'm gonna
make songs specifically
about what they learn in school.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
All right, good luck.
All right, let's go.
FUNKY DISCO BEAT PLAYS
FUNKY DISCO BEAT PLAYS
Energy.
What is it?
# If you're making something
Hotter, higher
# If you're making something
Hotter, higher
# A rocket or two
# Whether tiny as an atom
Or as big as the moon
# Whether tiny as an atom
Or as big as the moon
# To make the extra hotness, height
Or increase in speed
# To make the extra hotness, height
Or increase in speed
# You'll need a store of something
We call energy
# You'll need a store of something
We call energy
# It can't be made or destroyed... #
# It can't be made or destroyed... #
BUZZER
BUZZER
# Energy, energy
# Change means it's going
To new stores... #
# Change means it's going
To new stores... #
BUZZER
# And the energy after... #
BUZZER
# Energy! #
Ah.
It's been buzzed?
Yeah.
I just went and bought all this.
I applaud what you're doing,
because I actually sing stuff
I applaud what you're doing,
because I actually sing stuff
to my eight-year-old and my
14-year-old in rhymes, or anything,
to my eight-year-old and my
14-year-old in rhymes, or anything,
to get it into their brain.
And it's proven
it will absolutely work.
And it's proven
it will absolutely work.
Just don't do it again here!
LAUGHTER
But thank you for coming,
Jonny Berliner. My pleasure.
But thank you for coming,
Jonny Berliner. My pleasure.
ALESHA: Thank you,
you're very lovely.
My least favourite subject
at school.
Yeah, I didn't like it much.
PRODUCER: Now we're bringing
the iron down here
PRODUCER: Now we're bringing
the iron down here
because we've got a little bit
of a mini setup.
because we've got a little bit
of a mini setup.
ANT: They're nervous out the back.
You give the mums what they want.
Darling, that's too much.
Give them what they want.
Darling, that's too much.
Give them what they want.
Kevin.
Yes.
Ooh, I missed.
Let's start that again.
Kevin!
Nice to meet you.
That's better.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Kevin Quantum.
I am 39 years old
and I am a scientist.
I am 39 years old
and I am a scientist.
Ever since I was at school,
I've always loved engineering,
Ever since I was at school,
I've always loved engineering,
I love science, I love maths.
I was always really good at them.
There's nothing I like more
than being in a room
and just working through
a set of problems.
I even remember as a kid
taking apart my mum and dad's TV.
I even remember as a kid
taking apart my mum and dad's TV.
Sadly, I was not smart enough
to put it back together again.
Sadly, I was not smart enough
to put it back together again.
Today is an act
that is really exciting.
Today is an act
that is really exciting.
Really scary.
There's a massive risk.
And hopefully science
will get me through.
It's a contraption that I've built.
It's dangerous. It's never been seen
in front of a live audience before.
It's dangerous. It's never been seen
in front of a live audience before.
Are we gonna learn something?
Er, yeah, a little bit.
Good, that's what we want.
This is a 150-year-old experiment
that used to only be this size
and fit on a desk.
that used to only be this size
and fit on a desk.
It's been upscaled,
it's been super-sized,
It's been upscaled,
it's been super-sized,
and it's all for
Britain's Got Talent.
And if it inspires people
to get a wee bit excited
about science as well,
to get a wee bit excited
about science as well,
then absolutely, bring that on.
then absolutely, bring that on.
Oh, hello. Here we go.
Here we go.
What the hell is that?
Here we go.
What the hell is that?
A bit like a giant cheese slicer.
A bit like a giant cheese slicer.
It's not safe. It's maybe not smart.
It's not safe. It's maybe not smart.
Ultimately,
this is a science experiment.
You know, scientists call them
experiments for a reason.
You know, scientists call them
experiments for a reason.
Because they go wrong.
Because they go wrong.
All the best. Onto the star.
Onto the star.
All the best. Onto the star.
Onto the star.
CHEERING
Hi.
Hello. Hello.
What's your name?
My name is Kevin Quantum.
What's your name?
My name is Kevin Quantum.
How old are you,
if you don't mind me asking?
I'm 39.
39, and do you have a day job?
I'm 39.
39, and do you have a day job?
No, this is it.
This is your day job?
Yeah, this is it.
OK.
Yeah, this is it.
OK.
Was there a moment
you almost gave up? Yes.
Was there a moment
you almost gave up? Yes.
When I left physics for this,
it was a huge jump.
When I left physics for this,
it was a huge jump.
A really hard moment,
when I was working
part-time in a fast food restaurant
trying to make this work.
Trying to get the break?
trying to make this work.
Trying to get the break?
I wasn't ready six months ago.
I wasn't two years ago.
I wasn't ready six months ago.
I wasn't two years ago.
But I feel like I've got something
now to show people
But I feel like I've got something
now to show people
and I'm really hopeful.
CHEERING
Have you got
any family with you today?
Have you got
any family with you today?
My wife and my daughter
are at home back in Edinburgh,
My wife and my daughter
are at home back in Edinburgh,
mainly because my wife
is due in about ten to 12 days.
mainly because my wife
is due in about ten to 12 days.
Really?
Hopefully we can get back.
Well, let's get on with this, then.
Hopefully we can get back.
Well, let's get on with this, then.
Can I come down and join you?
Sure.
Excellent. I'd like to start...
APPLAUSE
Excellent. I'd like to start...
APPLAUSE
Come on, Kevin Quantum.
Come on, Kevin Quantum.
I'd like to start
with something that fuses...
I'd like to start
with something that fuses...
magic with a bit of drama.
magic with a bit of drama.
And it's for you, Amanda.
I'd like you to tell me
what it is you think
that I'm making for you
what it is you think
that I'm making for you
here at my fingertips
just like this.
Oh, yes, it is a bouquet of flowers.
Oh, yes, it is a bouquet of flowers.
Ah.
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
Know what that is?
BOTH: Magic and science!
Know what that is?
BOTH: Magic and science!
And I think we all agree that magic
can be really beautiful.
But my other passion in life
is physics.
I was a scientist for many years.
And tonight I want to show you
how magic and science,
And tonight I want to show you
how magic and science,
science in particular,
can be just as beautiful as magic...
and also as dangerous.
can be just as beautiful as magic...
and also as dangerous.
This is my very favourite
science desk toy.
This is my very favourite
science desk toy.
It's called a harmonic pendulum.
It's called a harmonic pendulum.
The first one
was built 150 years ago
The first one
was built 150 years ago
by physicist Ernst Mach.
by physicist Ernst Mach.
I realised by observing the patterns
over and over again,
I realised by observing the patterns
over and over again,
that they seem to repeat
exactly the same every single time.
In theory, an object could travel
from one side of the pendula
to the other
without being struck.
The important phrase there,
of course, was "in theory".
The important phrase there,
of course, was "in theory".
Now, the one that you have
in front of you is a rather
innocuous, desk-sized version.
in front of you is a rather
innocuous, desk-sized version.
However,
the one I have here on stage
However,
the one I have here on stage
tonight is a giant
industrial-sized one.
tonight is a giant
industrial-sized one.
Which can be deadly.
Which can be deadly.
In a moment,
these cannon balls
will career across the stage
these cannon balls
will career across the stage
taking out literally
anything in their path.
taking out literally
anything in their path.
When that happens,
I will attempt to walk through them
I will attempt to walk through them
without being struck.
I mean, what an amazing invention.
Now, Simon, we know
that you love a bit of drama.
Now, Simon, we know
that you love a bit of drama.
So, tonight,
we will be setting
these cannon balls on fire.
we will be setting
these cannon balls on fire.
OK.
CHEERING
Ant McPartlin,
can I ask you to join me on stage?
Ant McPartlin,
can I ask you to join me on stage?
Yes, you can.
CHEERING
CHEERING
OK.
Hold your two hands out like this.
And brace yourself.
Hold your two hands out like this.
And brace yourself.
Here is one I made earlier.
Here is one I made earlier.
I want you just to get ready.
It's quite heavy. Yeah.
I want you just to get ready.
It's quite heavy. Yeah.
Oh, it is heavy.
You've got that, yeah?
Take a few steps forward.
Hold it directly above
the watermelon.
Lovely. I'm gonna count from three
till one, I want you to drop it.
Lovely. I'm gonna count from three
till one, I want you to drop it.
Are you ready?
I'm very ready, yes.
Are you ready?
I'm very ready, yes.
OK, here we go. Three, two, one.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
OK, you're laughing,
but that could be my head.
OK, you're laughing,
but that could be my head.
And, when I do the walk-through,
And, when I do the walk-through,
I will be blindfolded.
No!
What?
No!
What?
I'm gonna pop this over your head.
OK.
Trust me as I do that.
The reason I am doing that
is to make sure that you cannot see
any of the gestures
is to make sure that you cannot see
any of the gestures
that I am now making
in front of your face right now.
No flinching whatsoever.
I'm going to take that off.
No flinching whatsoever.
I'm going to take that off.
You're gonna get
a round of applause.
Ladies and gents,
give it up for Ant McPartlin.
Ladies and gents,
give it up for Ant McPartlin.
CHEERING
Ladies and gentlemen,
I need complete faith in science
I need complete faith in science
I need complete faith in science
to make this work.
Just let me know when they are lit.
He's crazy.
AUDIENCE: Ohh!
That's not right, is it?
Is that right?
Is that right?
Is he gonna run?
Is he gonna run?
CHEERING
CHEERING
# I'm a man on fire... #
# I'm a man on fire... #
CHEERING
Sorry. Thank you.
I don't know if you noticed
at the start, it didn't work.
I don't know if you noticed
at the start, it didn't work.
The things went off
at the wrong time.
The things went off
at the wrong time.
No.
Oh, wow.
No.
Oh, wow.
CHEERING
Wow.
# I'm a man on fire... #
Congrats and respect
for what you just did. Well done.
Congrats and respect
for what you just did. Well done.
This is such a fantastic act.
This is such a fantastic act.
The mix of magic,
physics and sort of derring-do.
The mix of magic,
physics and sort of derring-do.
You're kind of like
a sexy Doctor Who.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Kevin, I find you really interesting
and I think you've made a subject
Kevin, I find you really interesting
and I think you've made a subject
that everyone groans about
when they hear it
interesting. So thank you very much.
It was an exciting audition.
Thank you.
It was just so impressive.
You're a decent guy
It was just so impressive.
You're a decent guy
and this could be the start
of something amazing for you.
and this could be the start
of something amazing for you.
CHEERING
CHEERING
# I'm a man on fire... #
What I like about your act
is that I thought when it started
What I like about your act
is that I thought when it started
this is going to be very boring,
very traditional.
this is going to be very boring,
very traditional.
And then we get to the point
And then we get to the point
where you've built this monster
machine that could kill you.
where you've built this monster
machine that could kill you.
Your presentation is great.
It was really dangerous.
This is a great audition.
It was really dangerous.
This is a great audition.
I think you could go very far
in this competition.
I think you could go very far
in this competition.
# I'm a man on fire... #
Sexy Doctor Who, I'm gonna say yes.
Sexy Doctor Who, I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you very much.
ALESHA: It's a yes from me.
Thank you very much.
ALESHA: It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
CHEERING
CHEERING
You've got four yeses.
You've got four yeses.
# I'm a man on fire... #
CHEERING
CHEERING
Kevin Quantum!
Magic and danger!
Cannon balls!
And physics!
And blindfolds! And melons!
# Da-da-da... #
It was amazing.
It was four yeses.
'Oh, my God! That's amazing.
'Oh, my God! That's amazing.
'I'm so proud of you.
'I'm so happy for you there.
'I wish we were there.
I wish we could see it all.'
'I wish we were there.
I wish we could see it all.'
Next time we'll be there together
as a family.
Next time we'll be there together
as a family.
Definitely.
# Wake me up before you go-go... #
# Wake me up before you go-go... #
Are you here to do an exorcism?
Are you here to do an exorcism?
# Wake me up before you go-go
# Wake me up before you go-go
# Wake me up. #
I'm really, really,
really, really proud of you.
I'm really, really,
really, really proud of you.
It's a big day. It's a very big day.
Yeah.
It's a big day. It's a very big day.
Yeah.
Do you know who I am?
My dad.
Do you know who I am?
My dad.
I am your dad.
# Your love lifting me higher... #
# Your love lifting me higher... #
Oh! Where did you come from?
Oh! Where did you come from?
# Than I've ever been lifted
Before... #
# Than I've ever been lifted
Before... #
# Than I've ever been lifted
Before... #
What do you guys do?
We're dancing.
I'm singing.
Who have you come with today?
I'm singing.
Who have you come with today?
I've come with a lot of grandads
and aunties.
I've come with a lot of grandads
and aunties.
But my mum and dad and my brother
have come to support me.
We have lots of families. It's
a proper family day in here today.
We have lots of families. It's
a proper family day in here today.
Hello.
Oh, my God, that hurt.
Oh, my God, that hurt.
# And I'll be at your side
# For ever more
# For ever more
Billy and Chantelle...
Billy and Chantelle,
welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Billy and Chantelle,
welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Are you married?
No.
Just friends?
Yeah. It's good to hear.
I'm so proud of you.
Give me a cuddle.
Right, we're nearly ready.
Microphone.
A little one. A little child.
Good luck.
Ready to do it? Yeah.
Let's go. You're on.
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Let's go. You're on.
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Have an amazing time out there.
Oh, I like that in your hair.
Good luck.
Oh, I like that in your hair.
Good luck.
# Higher
# Higher
# Higher and higher... #
# Higher and higher... #
Hi.
What are your names?
What are your names?
My name is Billy.
I'm Chantelle.
And how old are you both?
I'm 14.
And I'm 12.
And where are you guys from?
BOTH: Birmingham.
How long have you danced together?
How long have you danced together?
Three months.
Oh?
Three months.
Oh?
Do you think you can win?
Hopefully, but the smart answer
is to say yes.
Hopefully, but the smart answer
is to say yes.
What would you guys do with
the money if you were to win?
What would you guys do with
the money if you were to win?
Well, I would bring home my family
from the Philippines
Well, I would bring home my family
from the Philippines
because they've never seen me
dance before.
because they've never seen me
dance before.
Ah.
I would spend it on my little
sister. She is born in three weeks.
I would spend it on my little
sister. She is born in three weeks.
So...
Oh, you have to win.
So...
Oh, you have to win.
Both of you.
I can't wait to see you dance,
so good luck.
I can't wait to see you dance,
so good luck.
Thank you.
Go for it.
CHEERING
MUSIC: 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth'
by Belinda Carlisle
MUSIC: 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth'
by Belinda Carlisle
CHEERING
# When the night falls down... #
# When the night falls down... #
# When the night falls down... #
Goosebumps.
# I wait for you and you come around
# I wait for you and you come around
# I wait for you and you come around
# And the world's alive
# And the world's alive
# And the world's alive
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
# With the sound of kids
On the street outside
# With the sound of kids
On the street outside
# With the sound of kids
On the street outside
CHEERING
CHEERING
# When you walk into the room
# When you walk into the room
# You pull me close
And we start to move
# You pull me close
And we start to move
# You pull me close
And we start to move
# And we're spinning
With the stars above
# And we're spinning
With the stars above
# And you lift me up
# In a wave of love
# In a wave of love
# In a wave of love
# Oh, baby do you know
What that's worth?
# Oh, baby do you know
What that's worth?
# Oh, baby do you know
What that's worth?
# Oh, heaven is
# Oh, heaven is
# A place
# A place on earth. #
# A place on earth. #
# A place on earth. #
CHEERING
CHEERING
CHEERING
You are both super talents.
Considering you've only
danced together for three months,
Considering you've only
danced together for three months,
that routine
was practically flawless.
that routine
was practically flawless.
It's a yes from me.
I'm saying yes!
I'm saying yes.
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
I'm Fayth. I'm 12 years old.
And I'm a singer.
I started singing
when I was about eight years old.
I started singing
when I was about eight years old.
I remember singing
in my grandad and my nan's house.
I remember singing
in my grandad and my nan's house.
I remember singing
in my grandad and my nan's house.
And I recorded myself
singing the national anthem.
And I recorded myself
singing the national anthem.
You are definitely doing it for
Nanny and Grandad, that's for sure.
You are definitely doing it for
Nanny and Grandad, that's for sure.
Uncles and aunts, cousins.
They all love you. We all love you.
They all love you. We all love you.
I really want
to make my family proud.
I really want
to make my family proud.
They are really supportive.
If I'm really sad
and if I doubt myself,
If I'm really sad
and if I doubt myself,
my mum and dad just make me feel
like I can do this.
like I can do this.
She's so young.
She's only 12.
But performing on stage,
it's definitely made her grow
in confidence over the years.
it's definitely made her grow
in confidence over the years.
Just enjoy yourself, OK.
We're just proud of her today.
Just enjoy yourself, OK.
We're just proud of her today.
We hope it takes her somewhere
where she is happy.
We hope it takes her somewhere
where she is happy.
That's the main thing.
CHEERING
# Higher and higher. #
# Higher and higher. #
Aw. Hello.
Hi.
What's your name?
Fayth.
Fayth, how old are you?
12 years old.
Wow.
And where are you from?
I'm from Swindon.
Are you feeling nervous?
No!
Er, nervous and excited.
No!
Er, nervous and excited.
What did you think
when you woke up this morning?
What did you think
when you woke up this morning?
I was, like, "Oh, my, days!
Is this even real?!"
I was, like, "Oh, my, days!
Is this even real?!"
I started pinching myself.
"Ooh, this isn't real,
I can't be doing this!" Yeah.
"Ooh, this isn't real,
I can't be doing this!" Yeah.
THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
Got a great personality.
Got a great personality.
Can I ask you a question?
Have you ever had moments
when you've lost your confidence?
Have you ever had moments
when you've lost your confidence?
I'm really curious.
Erm, I have lost my confidence
a little bit with, like,
Erm, I have lost my confidence
a little bit with, like,
a bit of negative energy
from different schools,
a bit of negative energy
from different schools,
from, like...
Yeah.
But my mum and my dad,
they helped me get through that,
But my mum and my dad,
they helped me get through that,
which is why I'm here today.
So...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK, my darling.
Well, good luck.
This is your moment.
Thank you.
She's so cute!
CHEERING
CHEERING
MUSIC
MUSIC
# Left a good job in the city
# Left a good job in the city
# Left a good job in the city
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# And I never lost one minute of
Sleep, yeah, right now
# And I never lost one minute of
Sleep, yeah, right now
# And I never lost one minute of
Sleep, yeah, right now
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# And we're rollin'
# And we're rollin'
# Rollin', yes
# Rollin', yes
# Yeah, we're rollin' on the river
# Yeah, we're rollin' on the river
# The river #
# The river #
Yeah!
MUSIC UPS TEMPO
MUSIC UPS TEMPO
MUSIC UPS TEMPO
CHEERING
CHEERING
# So I left a good job in the city
# So I left a good job in the city
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# Workin' for the man
Ev'ry night and day
# And I never lost
A minute of sleep, yeah
# And I never lost
A minute of sleep, yeah
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Worryin' 'bout the way
Things might have been
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Rollin', rollin'
# Rollin', rollin'
# Yeah, we rollin' on the river
# Yeah, we rollin' on the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do... #
# Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do... #
# Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do... #
CHEERING
CHEERING
She's done fab.
# Cleaned a lot of plates
Down in Memphis
# Cleaned a lot of plates
Down in Memphis
# Pumped a lot of pane
Down in New Orleans
# Pumped a lot of pane
Down in New Orleans
# But I never saw
The good side of the city
# But I never saw
The good side of the city
# Till I hitched a ride
On a river boat queen
# Till I hitched a ride
On a river boat queen
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Big wheels keep on turnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Proud Mary keep on burnin'
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Rollin', rollin', yeah, we rollin'
On the river
# Yeah!
# We rollin'
# Rollin', rollin' on the river
# Rollin', rollin' on the river
# Hey, yeah! #
# Hey, yeah! #
# Hey, yeah! #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
Well done, my baby girl!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Look at that!
CROWD CHANTS
CROWD CHANTS
CROWD CHANTS
Thank you!
Wow, well, Fayth...
Wow, well, Fayth...
David?
Yeah, it was all right!
LAUGHTER
Fayth, I mean, just occasionally,
and it is very occasionally,
Fayth, I mean, just occasionally,
and it is very occasionally,
on this show, someone comes
onto the stage and you think,
on this show, someone comes
onto the stage and you think,
"they are born to be a superstar".
"they are born to be a superstar".
CHEERING
Thank you.
You know what I love about you,
Fayth,
is that I absolutely love
your personality.
is that I absolutely love
your personality.
Thank you.
When you talked about the support
you had from your mum and dad,
When you talked about the support
you had from your mum and dad,
then you see the support you've had
from 3,000 people.
then you see the support you've had
from 3,000 people.
And just to give you
a little bit more support,
And just to give you
a little bit more support,
I'm gonna give you one of those!
I'm gonna give you one of those!
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
Well done.
Aw!
Go on, Daddy, go on!
Go on, Daddy, go on!
It was like Tina Turner
has just come back!
It was like Tina Turner
has just come back!
I meant what I said, with you,
you could sing the phonebook.
I meant what I said, with you,
you could sing the phonebook.
My heart is beating!
My heart is beating!
Enjoy your big moment.
Hey.
Here's Daddy.
Hello, Dad.
Hey, well done.
Hello, Dad.
Hey, well done.
Hey, she's amazing.
Thank you very much.
That was such an amazing audition.
Thank you very much.
That was such an amazing audition.
Thank you so much, Simon.
It was an absolute pleasure.
Thank you so much, Simon.
It was an absolute pleasure.
I asked the question
if you've ever had any negativity,
I asked the question
if you've ever had any negativity,
because when I grew up,
I had that as well.
because when I grew up,
I had that as well.
And the most important thing is,
they never get to you.
And the most important thing is,
they never get to you.
And when you're as good as you are,
you win.
And when you're as good as you are,
you win.
You know, it kind of gives you
that strength and determination.
You know, it kind of gives you
that strength and determination.
So, if anyone ever says anything
negative, remember this moment.
So, if anyone ever says anything
negative, remember this moment.
OK? Oh, my God, that's so amazing.
Thank you so much, Simon.
OK? Oh, my God, that's so amazing.
Thank you so much, Simon.
It was an absolute pleasure
to meet you both. Thank you!
It was an absolute pleasure
to meet you both. Thank you!
You are a star!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Go on, Fayth!
Come here! Come here.
Well done. Well done.
Come here! Come here.
Well done. Well done.
Well done, Si.
Well, she's great.
She's amazing. Very good.
Well, she's great.
She's amazing. Very good.
Nice one, Granddad!
SPOOKY MUSIC
SPOOKY MUSIC
SINISTER LAUGHTER
I used to love playing
hide and seek.
No, I like murder in the dark.
Oh, my God,
I love murder in the dark as well.
Oh, my God,
I love murder in the dark as well.
One of you gets a piece of paper,
but you get given an M,
One of you gets a piece of paper,
but you get given an M,
so that's how you knew
you were the murderer.
so that's how you knew
you were the murderer.
SINISTER VOICES
SINISTER VOICES
MUSIC STOPS
ALL: Ooh!
ALL: Ooh!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
SPOOKY MUSIC
SPOOKY MUSIC
SINISTER WHISPERING
SINISTER WHISPERING
SINISTER WHISPERING
SCREAMING
WHISPERING CONTINUES
WHISPERING CONTINUES
Look at her, look at her!
WHISPERING INTENSIFIES
WHISPERING INTENSIFIES
SINISTER CHANTING
SINISTER CHANTING
CHANTING STOPS
MUSIC
# As I look back upon my life
# As I look back upon my life
# As I look back upon my life
# It's always with a sense of shame
# It's always with a sense of shame
# I've always been the one to blame
# I've always been the one to blame
# I've always been the one to blame
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# Forgive me
# Forgive me
# I tried not to do it
# I tried not to do it
# Turned over a new leaf
# Turned over a new leaf
# Then tore right through it
# Then tore right through it
# Whatever you taught me
# Whatever you taught me
# I didn't believe it
# I didn't believe it
# Father, you fought me
# Father, you fought me
# Cos I didn't care
# Cos I didn't care
# And I still don't understand
# And I still don't understand
# And I still don't understand
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin
# It's a sin. #
SHE SCREAMS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
MUSIC STOPS
Oh, wow!
My God!
# Ain't no river high enough
# Ain't no river high enough
# Ain't no valley low enough
# Ain't no valley low enough
# Ain't no river wide enough
# Ain't no river wide enough
# To keep me from getting to you. #
# To keep me from getting to you. #
# To keep me from getting to you. #
Hello!
LAUGHTER
How are you all? All right?
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
You know what, dancing on this show
is one of the hardest categories
You know what, dancing on this show
is one of the hardest categories
to really stand out in,
isn't it?
Yeah.
Because we've seen it all before.
Yup.
This, we have not seen before.
Yup.
This, we have not seen before.
The atmosphere you've created
in the room...
The atmosphere you've created
in the room...
Cheer up, love!
It might never happen!
Cheer up, love!
It might never happen!
LAUGHTER
Girls, you've put on a spectacle,
Girls, you've put on a spectacle,
the commitment from every single one
of you and the intensity, I felt it.
the commitment from every single one
of you and the intensity, I felt it.
the commitment from every single one
of you and the intensity, I felt it.
It was powerful. It was strong.
And I wanna see more.
CHEERING
CHEERING
The costumes,
the choreography was fantastic,
The costumes,
the choreography was fantastic,
I've got goosebumps all over me.
I've got goosebumps all over me.
CHEERING
What I love about you lot is that
you stay in character,
What I love about you lot is that
you stay in character,
cos there's nothing worse
when we see an act like this
cos there's nothing worse
when we see an act like this
then you start talking normally
afterwards,
then you start talking normally
afterwards,
cos it kinda breaks the mood!
cos it kinda breaks the mood!
Remain as ghouls, remain mysterious.
Remain as ghouls, remain mysterious.
We're gonna vote.
David, yes or no?
Hey, girls!
LAUGHTER
All right, you beat me. It's a yes!
All right, you beat me. It's a yes!
CHEERING
Alesha?
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
You got four yeses, congratulations!
You got four yeses, congratulations!
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Ain't no valley low enough... #
# Ain't no valley low enough... #
Oh, oh, look! Simon!
Oh, oh, look! Simon!
They're still going, look!
They're still going, look!
SINISTER WHISPERING
SINISTER WHISPERING
How much on a scale of 1-10
were you uncomfortable
during that whole process?
were you uncomfortable
during that whole process?
Dying, dying!
CELESTIAL MUSIC
CELESTIAL MUSIC
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
CELESTIAL MUSIC CONTINUES
CELESTIAL MUSIC CONTINUES
MUSIC STOPS
Er, um, hello.
Hello.
What's your name?
I'm Allan. Allan Finnegan.
What's your name?
I'm Allan. Allan Finnegan.
I'm from Liverpool. Yeah.
CHEERING
I'm from Liverpool. Yeah.
CHEERING
Thank you.
AUDIENCE MEMBER WHISTLES
And you are a vicar?
I am.
BOTH: Yeah.
For real?
For real, yeah.
You don't wear this for a laugh.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Literally.
Are you here to do an exorcism?
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Can you get the devil out of him?
I think Simon's mellowed in his age.
I think Simon's mellowed in his age.
Have you ever done an exorcism?
Just out of interest.
Have you ever done an exorcism?
Just out of interest.
I've prayed
for some weird things, yes.
I've prayed
for some weird things, yes.
So have I, but he's still here.
LAUGHTER
So have I, but he's still here.
LAUGHTER
Did you feel like you had a calling,
or did you come to it late?
Did you feel like you had a calling,
or did you come to it late?
I came to it late.
I'm not very good at it.
That's the truth.
Why do you say
you're not good at it?
At being a minister?
Yeah.
Cos... I'm not.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
Oh, dear.
Go on, we're dying to see
what you're gonna do, Allan.
Go on, we're dying to see
what you're gonna do, Allan.
All right.
Hello, everybody!
Are you all right?
CHEERING
I'll tell you a little bit
about myself.
I'll tell you a little bit
about myself.
I'm a Baptist minister, actually.
Most people don't know what that is.
I have to explain.
Most people don't know what that is.
I have to explain.
It's a bit like being
a vicar or a priest,
but I don't wear frocks.
As long as we don't count Tuesdays,
cos that's my day off.
As long as we don't count Tuesdays,
cos that's my day off.
I can do what I want.
LAUGHTER
I can do what I want.
LAUGHTER
And me and my wife are the same
cup size, so that comes in handy.
And me and my wife are the same
cup size, so that comes in handy.
LAUGHTER
Erm, I'm married.
I've been married for 30 years.
Over 30 years now.
CHEERING
Over 30 years now.
CHEERING
Thank you.
We all know what it means.
It just means my love life
has become a bit like my bank card.
It just means my love life
has become a bit like my bank card.
Contactless.
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
There are other similarities
I don't like to talk about.
There are other similarities
I don't like to talk about.
The fact that I don't have
to worry about pressing any buttons,
The fact that I don't have
to worry about pressing any buttons,
transactions are quicker
than they used to be,
transactions are quicker
than they used to be,
and I'm constantly
getting declined, so...
and I'm constantly
getting declined, so...
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AMANDA: Very good.
Whoo!
It wasn't that way in the beginning.
Oh, no!
It wasn't that way in the beginning.
Oh, no!
It was all welcome gifts,
high interest and instant access.
It was all welcome gifts,
high interest and instant access.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Now it's flat rate, no interest,
and I need three to five days
clearance, to be fair.
and I need three to five days
clearance, to be fair.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Ah, yeah, so...
And I had to train
to be a minister of a church.
And I had to train
to be a minister of a church.
You just can't turn up.
I had to train.
I'm still on probation,
to be honest.
I'm still on probation,
to be honest.
But that's kind of cool
where I live, so that's all right.
But that's kind of cool
where I live, so that's all right.
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Sometimes, I take my watch off,
put it round my ankle,
Sometimes, I take my watch off,
put it round my ankle,
Sometimes, I take my watch off,
put it round my ankle,
cover it with me sock,
just to get in character.
cover it with me sock,
just to get in character.
LAUGHTER,
LIGHT CHEERING
LAUGHTER,
LIGHT CHEERING
With all that training,
you'd think I'd be good at my job,
wouldn't you?
you'd think I'd be good at my job,
wouldn't you?
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm really not.
You know, because they don't
teach you what you need to do.
You know, because they don't
teach you what you need to do.
You know what they taught me?
Hebrew and Greek.
Hebrew and Greek.
LIGHTER LAUGHTER
ALESHA AND AMANDA: Greek.
I'm from Bootle, right?
Seriously, the only Greek I know
is Stavros does my kebabs, right?
Seriously, the only Greek I know
is Stavros does my kebabs, right?
Seriously, the only Greek I know
is Stavros does my kebabs, right?
LAUGHTER
And Hebrew's when a guy
puts the kettle on.
And Hebrew's when a guy
puts the kettle on.
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
LAUGHTER,
AMANDA GUFFAWS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Good night, and God bless!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day
# When Jesus walked
When Jesus walked
# When Jesus walked
When Jesus walked
# Oh, when he walked
# Oh, when he walked
# When Jesus walked
# Oh, when he walked
# When Jesus walked... #
# When Jesus walked... #
I like him.
Well done, Allan.
He's good, in't he?
Yeah.
Super funny.
Very memorable.
I love you, Reverend.
I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you.
CHEERING
I think you're a breath
of fresh air.
That was just such
a lovely surprise.
I'm saying yes.
Thank you.
I'm saying yes.
Thank you.
That would make me
want to go to church,
That would make me
want to go to church,
having you up in a pulpit.
It's a yes from me.
The best way to judge a comedian
is the audience,
The best way to judge a comedian
is the audience,
and this audience loves you.
Thank you.
and this audience loves you.
Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
You've got four yeses.
Congratulations.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you. Thank you.
Yes!
Wow!
Good work.
Well done, kidda.
Yay! Come on over.
I thought he was really funny.
He was funny.
I thought he was really funny.
He was funny.
You've just played
the London Palladium.
I know. That's amazing.
I can't believe I'm here, so...
And got four yeses.
I can't believe I'm here, so...
And got four yeses.
Reverend.
It's a dream.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I'm very pleased for you, pal.
Well done.
Well done. See you next time.
Celebrate.
Ta-ra.
Hallelujah!
LAUGHTER
It is, isn't it?
# Oh, happy day. #
# Oh, happy day. #
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
WOMAN: If the piano's out,
then they're usually a good singer,
in't they?
Yeah, I actually can't wait.
Me neither.
Yeah, I actually can't wait.
Me neither.
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
Where's the act?
Is anybody there?
Where's the act?
Is anybody there?
Hello?
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
OPEN PIANO CHORDS
TO BENNIE AND THE JETS
CHEERING
CHEERING
CHEERING CONTINUES,
WHISTLING
CHEERING CONTINUES,
WHISTLING
MUSIC: 'Saturday Night's All Right
For Fighting' by Elton John
MUSIC: 'Saturday Night's All Right
For Fighting' by Elton John
SHORT, SHARP PIANO CHORDS
SHORT, SHARP PIANO CHORDS
# Saturday night's all right
For fighting
# Saturday night's all right
For fighting
# Get a bit mental... #
# Get a bit mental... #
HIGH PIANO CHORDS
# Get about as oiled
As a diesel train
# Get about as oiled
As a diesel train
# Gonna set this dance alight... #
# Gonna set this dance alight... #
KLAXON
# Saturday night's
All right for fighting
# Saturday night's
All right for fighting
# Saturday night's all right
# All right... #
KLAXON
# All right... #
KLAXON
Everybody!
# Saturday, Saturday... #
# Saturday, Saturday... #
And guess what?
It's Saturday!
Oh, it is!
It's actually Saturday!
# Saturday
# Saturday
It's Saturday... #
# Saturday night's all right... #
# Saturday night's all right... #
HIGH PIANO CHORDS
HIGH PIANO CHORDS
SLOWING PIANO CHORDS,
DRUM OUTRO
MUSIC CHANGES
Oh...
KLAXON
# Don't you know
I'm still standing
# After all this time... #
You better press the buzzer!
# After all this time... #
You better press the buzzer!
# I'm still standing... #
KLAXON
# I'm still standing... #
KLAXON
# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, folks.
Thank you very much.
We didn't actually get to say hello
to each other. So, your name is...?
We didn't actually get to say hello
to each other. So, your name is...?
Elite Elton.
David, you know Elton the best.
What did you think?
David, you know Elton the best.
What did you think?
Well, it's...
Yeah, it's a wonderful tribute
Well, it's...
Yeah, it's a wonderful tribute
to one of the greatest entertainers
this country has ever produced.
to one of the greatest entertainers
this country has ever produced.
Exactly. He is fantastic. Yes.
I guess we're looking for something
Exactly. He is fantastic. Yes.
I guess we're looking for something
just a little more original,
that's all.
Well, if I went to the end,
Well, if I went to the end,
I would have created something
called "a space fusion".
I would have created something
called "a space fusion".
Elton John's music meets dance,
maybe some songs rap.
Elton John's music meets dance,
maybe some songs rap.
What?!
It'd be a real chemistry.
What?!
It'd be a real chemistry.
What a shame we're never going
to see that!
What a shame we're never going
to see that!
LAUGHTER
Yeah. I know.
SIMON: Amanda.
To start with, I kind of enjoyed it.
I thought this is a good thing
to get everyone going,
I thought this is a good thing
to get everyone going,
but it went on a bit long.
Oh...
Just a little bit.
It wasn't Rocket Man.
It was more like...
Sparkler Man.
LAUGHTER
Yes.
But thank you for coming.
Thank you very much for having me.
But thank you for coming.
Thank you very much for having me.
Have a great day, everybody.
Thank you.
Have a great day, everybody.
Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
MUSIC: 'I Guess That's Why They
Call It The Blues' by Elton John
MUSIC: 'I Guess That's Why They
Call It The Blues' by Elton John
What a shame.
Also, Elton wears a wig these days,
not a hat.
Also, Elton wears a wig these days,
not a hat.
That's where he's going wrong.
ANT: Thank you very much.
Thanks a lot. Cheers.
No worries. Thank you very much.
Thanks a lot. Cheers.
No worries. Thank you very much.
Feathers everywhere.
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Yes, what?!
LAUGHTER
I told you to wait in the car.
LAUGHTER
David, stop showing off.
Showing off?
COYLY: Me?
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
How are you, Bhim?
I'm fine. You?
Yeah? I'm very good, thank you.
Would you like to have a go?
Can I get in?
Get in.
Can I've a bit of that?
And your name is?
Ant and Dec.
Ant and...
Dec.
Yes. Dec...
No, no.
He's Dec.
BHIM LAUGHS
Right, what's my name?
Dec.
Yep.
Anthony.
Ant. Just Ant. Ant.
So, we've only got one more act.
ALESHA: Here we go, guys.
You don't know how much
I'm rooting for you now - a lot.
You don't know how much
I'm rooting for you now - a lot.
Have fun.
Have fun.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
What's your name?
Bhim Niroula.
Lovely to meet you, Bhim.
Where are you from?
I'm from Reading.
LIGHT CHEERING
Whoo!
Thank you very much.
And what is it
that you are doing today?
It's a love song
I've written for my partner.
It's a love song
I've written for my partner.
Aw!
She's in the audience.
Where is she?
There she is!
CHEERING
CHEERING
She looks very proud.
Yes, she is very proud of me.
What's the name of the song?
What's the name of the song?
Sunday Morning, Love You.
Oh!
Do you think you can win
the whole show?
I think I can win.
For me, it's my dream come true.
For me, it's my dream come true.
APPLAUSE
CHEERING
That's all I care about.
OK.
Good luck.
Very best of luck.
Thank you very much.
Very best of luck.
Thank you very much.
FUNKY MUSIC STARTS
FUNKY MUSIC STARTS
# Sunday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# Monday morning, love you
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
Hey, it's not bad.
# Lady, you are my life
# My life, my life... #
KLAXON
AUDIENCE: Aw!
BOOING
# ..big time, big time
# Thursday morning, love you
# Thursday morning, love you
# Friday morning, love you
# Friday morning, love you
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
CHEERING
BOTH: # I wanna love you
every day... #
BOTH: # I wanna love you
every day... #
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Sunday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# Monday morning, love you
# Thursday morning, love you
# Thursday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
You're gonna kill me!
I don't care. I don't care.
You're gonna kill me!
I don't care. I don't care.
# Lady, you are beauty, beauty... #
Come on, come on.
# Lady, you are beauty, beauty... #
Come on, come on.
# ..beauty, beauty... #
# ..beauty, beauty... #
AMANDA LAUGHS
# Lady, you are attractive
AMANDA LAUGHS
# Lady, you are attractive
# Attractive, attractive
# Attractive, attractive
CHEERING
# Lady, you are beauty
# Beauty, beauty
# Beauty, beauty
# Lady, you are attractive
# Lady, you are attractive
# Attractive, attractive
# Attractive, attractive
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Tuesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# Wednesday morning, love you
# Sunday morning, love you... #
Sing!
# Monday morning, love you
Sing!
# Monday morning, love you
ALL: # I wanna love you every day
ALL: # I wanna love you every day
ALL: # I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
MUSIC STOPS
Thank you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It was everything
that I wanted and more. Everything.
It was everything
that I wanted and more. Everything.
And that's what Britain's Got Talent
is all about.
And that's what Britain's Got Talent
is all about.
Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that!
Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
MUSIC: 'Come And Get Your Love'
by Redbone
MUSIC: 'Come And Get Your Love'
by Redbone
MUSIC: 'Come And Get Your Love'
by Redbone
Well, Bhim, I have to go to Simon
cos he pressed his buzzer.
Well, Bhim, I have to go to Simon
cos he pressed his buzzer.
Well, Bhim, I have to go to Simon
cos he pressed his buzzer.
Look, as much as I love you,
Look, as much as I love you,
I just can't imagine putting on
the radio and hearing that song.
I just can't imagine putting on
the radio and hearing that song.
I just can't imagine putting on
the radio and hearing that song.
That was catchy, man.
That was catchy.
That was catchy, man.
That was catchy.
AUDIENCE BOOS
What is your problem?
AUDIENCE BOOS
What is your problem?
APPLAUSE
What happened to Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday and Saturday?
What happened to Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday and Saturday?
LAUGHTER
It was just a Sunday and Monday.
LAUGHTER
It was just a Sunday and Monday.
Every day, love you. Every day.
All the time, love you.
Every day, love you. Every day.
All the time, love you.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
He's got a hit record, Si.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
He's got a hit record, Si.
Did you come up with
all the melodies as well?
Did you come up with
all the melodies as well?
Yes, with the melody. I actually
thought the melody was sweet!
Yes, with the melody. I actually
thought the melody was sweet!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Whoo!
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
Thank you.
It was lovely. See?
It was lovely. See?
I tell you what, the British public
are gonna love you every day.
I tell you what, the British public
are gonna love you every day.
Thank you.
All right?
It's a yes from me!
It's a yes from me!
Thank you.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
Do you know what?
It doesn't matter if Simon says
yes or no, you've got three yeses.
It doesn't matter if Simon says
yes or no, you've got three yeses.
The audience loves you,
you're through. Well done, Bhim!
The audience loves you,
you're through. Well done, Bhim!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yes! He's through!
He's through.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, everyone.
You did it!
You did it!
Oh-oh-oh! You did it!
He's not gonna win with that song.
He's not gonna win with that song.
I thought you knew about music.
I thought you knew about music.
I thought you were some kind of
big player in the music business.
I thought you were some kind of
big player in the music business.
Everyone loves it.
You've actually lost your mind.
Yes!
Hey-hey, hey!
You did it!
Amazing.
I knew they'd love you. I knew it.
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
# I wanna love you every day... #
Hey!
# I wanna love you every day. #
Hey!
# I wanna love you every day. #
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
AUDIENCE IN THE DISTANCE:
# I wanna love you every day... #
AUDIENCE IN THE DISTANCE:
# I wanna love you every day... #
Oh!
# I wanna love you every day. #
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
Sing along, now.
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
# I wanna love you every day. #
# Good golly, Miss Molly... #
Hoo-hoo, hoo.
Oh! Oh-oh!
# Sure like to ball... #
Are you ready for take-off?
Yes!
Ha, ha-ha, I know.
# Ah! Oh!
Oh! #
Smashed it.
SQUEALING
Yeah!
BOTH LAUGH
I loved you!
I loved you!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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