Bridalplasty (2010–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript
Previously on
"bridalplasty"...
Dominique, that is correct.
You are our top bride.
You will be leaving right now.
Heidi, we're gonna break this
nose.
Tap tap.
- Oh, look at the bleeding.
- We also have
three bottom brides.
This is really bad.
I don't know how I'm gonna keep
both Lisa Marie and Melissa in
the house.
Right now in the house
there's a group of good girls
and there's a group of bad
girls.
You're such a good person,
I feel like you deserve it.
I really think Lisa Marie is
a total sweetheart.
She's just been brainwashed by
that stupid alliance.
I've never met anybody as
like snake-like as jenessa.
She has a dirty soul.
I'm not confident that I can
sway other girls' votes, but
I wanna do everything I can to
try and keep Melissa in
the house.
I will give you my word that
if it's you and Melissa in
the bottom next week, I will
vote for you.
And if she promised you that she
would vote for you if you're in
the bottom next week, would that
change your mind?
I'm telling you if you give
Melissa one more chance, you
have control.
Giving you my word.
You're gonna be okay.
Thank you.
Seriously.
It's the moment of
truth.
Melissa,
unfortunately the brides have
spoken and you do not have
enough guests at your table.
I did my best to
make a deal with Alexandra.
She definitely played me
a little bit and I'd really like
to take her down.
I really did consider
jenessa's offer.
But ultimately, I'd rather take
my chances against her versus
taking my chances trusting her.
Taking my chances trusting her.
Jenessa, your ass is going down.
What's going on?
Hey, how are you?
You look pretty.
You swelled up a little bit,
huh?
Hmm.
But this is how you're supposed
to look.
I still don't feel like it's
real, but I have this cast on my
nose and it's so hard to tell
what it looks like.
You only have a little bit of
purpling now and in a couple
days it'll be gone.
I'm just looking forward to
me to heal, and for this to come
off.
All right, hang in there.
I will.
Okay, you.
Can I have a quick look?
Sure, oh, yeah, I mean, take
a look at your work.
Sit down.
Go ahead and just, let me take
a quick look.
Go for it.
Wow.
This is beautiful.
You look recovered to me.
Yeah, you look great.
As soon as Dr. dubrow let me
know that I could leave
the recovery room, I have to
pack all my stuff and move into
the blue room.
Moving out.
I can't help but to feel like if
I am at the bottom this time
around, people are gonna start
strategizing against me and send
me home because I've already got
a surgery that I wanted.
You have been discharged.
Thank you.
That's pretty awesome.
You should've seen her face,
she was so...
Aw, honey.
Losing Melissa was a huge
blow to our alliance.
Now I only have Dominique and
Lisa Marie left and I'm
definitely a little worried.
Hey, ladies, why don't you
come on down and meet me in
the living room?
Hey, girls.
Grab a drink, take a seat, and
we're gonna have some girl talk.
I walk around the corner and
I see Shanna and like another
lady sitting there.
I'm curious about what's about
to go on.
Well, ladies, over the past
couple weeks we have focused
most of our attention on your
wedding.
We also can't forget what
happens after, and I'm talking
about the honeymoon.
The honeymoon is the first night
of the rest of your sex life as
a wife.
I've invited a very special
guest, Dr. Sadie Allison.
She is an award-winning author.
She also owns tickle kitty,
which I like to call a pleasure
store, and she is known as
America's pleasure coach.
Hi, ladies, how are you guys
today?
America's pleasure coach is
here.
Ooh.
This is right up my alley.
First, what I'd like to start
off with today is to gauge
where you're at in your sex
lives.
I'd like to know from each of
you what you feel you are
the worst at in the bedroom.
That's right, the worst at.
Okay, who wants to go first?
Oh, no, this is gonna be
awkward.
I'll go.
I would say, um, longevity, like
it's takes, you know... I'm
sorry.
He's not like 15 seconds, but
like I'd prefer it to be longer.
You said it.
I did say it, whoops.
I feel really bad for
Dominique's fiance, poor guy.
'Cause now he's known nationally
that he can't hang.
So he finishes his pleasure
too soon.
Sometimes.
Oh, my god, like what am I
thinking?
Like I blame the pain medicine.
It came out so wrong, so wrong.
What you can do is you can
have an open conversation with
him about that and let him know
some of the things that you
would enjoy before he just ends
it, because, let's face it, when
guys finish sometimes it's
finished.
That's no fun for us.
All right, who's next?
I feel like we do the same
things over and over again, and
I get really bored.
My fiance's gonna kill me for
that, but I had to be honest.
Sometimes guys need to be
told what to do.
Take it in control for yourself
and you go and seek out the new
ideas and you introduce them in
the bedroom.
I totally think jenessa is
one of those girls that just
lays there and is like, go
ahead.
You've got five minutes.
Let's get this over with.
Okay, so I wanted to also
find out from you ladies where
are you a rock star when it
comes to the bedroom?
Let's start with you, rock star
back there.
Well, multiple things.
Actually like the, the bj.
Good girl.
She must be a tiger in bed.
Her man must be really happy and
he's gonna be even happier when
them big old boobs are bouncing
- in his face.
- I wanna see Allyson
turn bright red, so Allyson,
what do you think you're good
at?
Flexibility?
I'm actually pretty flexible.
Believe it or not, the big girl
can move it.
I'm a pretzel.
Since you only have one
honeymoon night, make sure that
you let the build-up and
anticipation come into play,
'cause I'd make sure no clothes
comes off, no gown, no lingerie
comes off for at least an hour.
And then you can even dry hump
a little bit.
Did she just say "dry hump?"
Honestly?
Oh, my god, no, she didn't go
there.
Cheyenne, you're so quiet.
I just, I personally think
that there are some things that
are kept personal between you
and him and this is one of them.
Closet freak.
It's always the quiet ones.
Okay, girls, well, now you
know what to do on your
honeymoon.
You're gonna need some place to
go.
I have these vacation portfolios
that each of you are gonna put
in your bridal closets.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
The winner of "bridalplasty"
and the last bride standing will
get a Fiji vacations honeymoon
package to the namale resort and
spa, and you will have tickets
on air pacific, the world's
friendliest airline.
Fiji vacations.
Fiji vacations gave us
a honeymoon to add to our bridal
closets and I'm so excited,
since me and my fiance have
both lost our jobs, there was no
honeymoon in the cards and if we
were to have one it was probably
down the street at the local
super 8 motel, maybe in a spa
suite.
Maybe a bottle of bubbles.
A feather to tickle.
Yeah, that's about it.
So now that we had a little
fun it is time to get down to
business.
There are seven of you, so I'm
gonna need you to split yourself
up in teams of three, leaving
one bride out.
Shanna tells us that we have
to split teams and there is
gonna be one odd man out.
I have no idea what that means.
Maybe it's a great thing and
maybe it's a really horrible
thing that could lead me into
automatically the bottom.
And girls, remember that
Dominique is on medical leave so
she is not participating.
Good luck, ladies, I'll see you
in an hour.
As soon as Shanna told us to
split into teams we decided to
have a house meeting.
I really wanna be the girl
sitting out in this challenge.
I definitely do not wanna be
involved with any groups because
I don't trust anyone in this
house.
Mm-hmm, nope.
I have no problem just taking
one for the team and just
sitting out.
I don't mind being out
either.
I was gonna say the same
thing.
I'm assuming everyone wants
to be the bride out or what?
I mean, we could pull
the name from a hat for
the person who's staying out.
We should maybe do like names
in a hat or something and then
that's just the person.
All of our names go into a hat
and we pick them out random
draw, because I think it's
the fairest way to do this.
Your fate is in our hands, no
pressure.
Lisa Marie.
Wow.
Were you not okay with that?
No, I was surprised.
I just kept envisioning my name,
I don't know why.
I'd rather be chosen than to
choose.
So again, here I find myself
being chosen to be the odd man
out.
I kind of feel like maybe
like you should be on one team
and Cheyenne should be on one
because you guys have really
been like consistently at
the top in every competition.
But.
I, I guess that's fair.
I already got to have surgery,
I'm thinking, oh, my gosh, let's
just keep the peace and just go
with it.
I suggest that Kristen and
Cheyenne split because they've
done well in all of
the challenges.
So this way, no matter what team
loses, one of them will
definitely be in the bottom
three.
Okay, so we'll be together,
then.
Oh, you and me?
Okay, yes.
Well, I was gonna ask netty,
actually, because we had worked
together before and I worked
really well with her.
Okay, so it's settled.
Kristen, netty, and Alexandra.
Jenessa always has a really
slick way of getting what she
wants.
I don't like it and I don't
trust it at all.
Coming up...
A healthy married sex life is
all about communication and
variety.
I'm totally weirded out right
now, but in a kinky way, kind of
excited.
You are now our top bride.
She is gonna look so great in
her wedding dress.
It's gonna be great.
Hello, ladies, and welcome to
your "bridalplasty" honeymoon
challenge.
So we walk in and we see two
car crash dummies, on top of two
mattresses.
I'm totally weirded out right
now, but in a kinky way, kind of
excited.
I asked you guys to separate
yourselves into teams of three,
leaving one bride out.
So tell me what your teams of
three are.
Kristen, netty, and Alexandra.
And so our second team is made
up of Cheyenne, jenessa, and
Allyson.
Lisa Marie, how do you feel
about not having a team?
Ooh.
Lisa Marie, because you do
not have a team, you will not
have the opportunity to become
top bride and pick one of
the plastic surgeries off your
wish list.
Well, that sucks.
Oh, and Lisa Marie, there's
one more thing.
You and you alone will be
deciding out of the winning
team, who will be top bride.
Oh, my goodness.
How am I supposed to handle
this?
This is like a life-altering
decision.
Someone's gonna get a gift of
a new body part and it's up to
me to choose?
Lord, help me.
Can I put my name back in
the hat?
As Dr. Sadie Allison spoke
about this morning, a healthy
married sex life is all about
communication and variety.
And that's why tonight's
"bridalplasty" challenge is all
about the sexual positions of
the Indian hindu text the "kama
sutra."
This challenge has to do with
sex.
The other team consists of some
- really prude people.
- Jenessa.
So our chances of winning are
really high.
Well, ladies, as you can see,
we have some friends here with
us tonight.
These are our honeymoon crash
test dummies.
And they are gonna be relying on
you to give them one hot and
steamy honeymoon night.
Each team will have one
communicator and two handlers.
The communicator will be shown
diagrams of seven different
sexual positions and she must
verbally describe to
the handlers how to put
the dummies into these
positions.
The first team to correctly
recreate all positions wins.
The members of the losing team
will become our three bottom
brides and be at risk of going
home.
Kristen and Cheyenne, since you
both had surgery, you should be
the communicators for your teams
to avoid any potential pain,
okay?
Because I'm still medically
challenged in the bosom region,
I have to be the communicator.
Okay, ladies.
Take your positions.
Girls, Dr. Sadie and myself will
each be judging a team.
When we feel you have correctly
positioned your dummies, we will
give you the signal to move on
to the next position.
Good luck, ladies.
Go.
Get started on the sporting of
the sparrow.
Sporting of a what?
What kind of names are these?
Guy by the butt of the girl but
facing her like got it?
Girl's legs over guy's
shoulders.
Guy bending at knee, guy bending
at knees, guy bending at knees.
And him on his knees, him on
his knees.
Put him on his knees.
And have her straddle his head.
Girl's arms like this.
Guy's arms grabbing her ass.
Flip her.
Okay, you've got it, next.
Sporting of sparrow, done.
This is called like a lotus,
ladies.
Okay, girl on bottom, cross
her legs like Indian style, arms
at side.
There you go, there you go.
He's on top of her.
Like no.
He's on top of her.
Put his arms down by her
butt, down by her butt.
All right, you guys have got
it, move on.
She's on her back with her
legs Indian-style.
This way, guys.
Got it, got it.
Good, good, I'll take that
one, let's go.
You girls are on the mare.
Girl on top, guy sitting up
like he's in a chair.
He's supporting himself with his
arms behind him.
The next card that we get is
the mare, and it's not that
weird.
It's really kind of like
a reverse cowgirl position.
Her arms are supporting where
her knees are.
You've got it.
This one actually seems
really comfortable for me.
No, lean her legs up, up, on
her stomach.
That's correct, move on.
Thank you, oh, my god.
Go on to the pair of tongs.
God, freak.
Looks like fun, ladies.
Remember, the first team to
complete seven positions wins.
Okay, her arms, okay.
For the fourth one, pair of
tongs, you're like hanging.
How do I even begin to describe
this?
One underneath him, where his
is.
Okay, like this?
Yeah, but okay, his legs...
He's holding on to her leg down
there.
Oh, right here, right here.
Her leg's underneath his arm.
She's holding on to the... that's
it, that's it.
Okay, you've got it, next.
Thank you.
So we finally get position
number four and we're still in
the lead.
At this point there's no way
that we're losing this
challenge.
Okay, fixing of the nail.
Girl on bottom.
Leg up like this.
She's sitting on him with her
head facing this way and her
legs are back.
This way on the bench, right?
Yes.
He's sitting like that with...
He's leaning back, he's
leaning back.
- He's leaning back.
- So now we're two
points behind the other team.
Allyson's a little slow, so
I definitely gotta step it into
high gear and work for the both
of us.
Okay, that's good, go on.
Okay, my team is on pair of
tongs.
He's standing, she's
straddling his right leg.
Her leg's in between his,
that leg.
That's it.
You've got it, next.
Okay, now you've got the crab.
Let's move it.
Put her leg between his legs.
It's up between his legs.
Yes, like that.
Go on, you're good.
I notice Cheyenne's team is
starting to kick ass.
We're barely in the lead.
Every time we're getting
a "next," they're getting
a "next," too.
So it's like we really gotta be
on our game.
Lean him, hurry, hurry, lean
him, yes, like that, exactly
like that, leave him.
Got it.
I look over to the other
team, and they're on the same
position as us.
I don't wanna lose this
challenge.
And he's grabbing her ass.
And she's grabbing her knees.
Grab his ass, grab her ass.
Good, good, I'll take that
one, let's go.
Next, next, next.
Keep it going, you guys.
Split the bamboo.
No, wrong leg, netty.
Wrong leg.
Put her, put her arms by her
legs.
Put her... her arms are holding
her own legs.
Yes, move on.
This is your last position.
Her right leg is up.
Come on, girls.
Cheyenne and I are tied.
It could go any way and I'm
frickin' panicking.
Arms go down on the bed, on
the bed.
Between her legs.
That's it, that's it.
He's wrapped around.
That's it.
Just like that.
Yes, yes, yes!
Coming up...
All right, this is your last
position.
Put that leg between her leg.
The other leg between her legs.
There is no way I'm gonna be
in the bottom over sex.
The fate of their happiness
lies in your hands.
This is a hard decision
because I love you all so much.
All right, this is your last
position.
Put that leg between her leg.
Put the other leg between her
legs.
Cheyenne's just seconds in
front of us.
There is no way I'm gonna be in
the bottom three this time
around over sex.
He's holding her waist.
No, wrong leg, netty, wrong leg.
He's just holding that leg on
his knees.
He's on his knees just wrapping
his arms around that leg.
It's neck and neck.
We have to pull through.
That's it, he's wrapped
around it, that's it.
Wait a minute, let me see.
I hear Cheyenne call out,
"done."
Please, please, please, be
wrong.
That's it, you got it.
Good, we're done.
Oh, my god.
I'm so excited to win.
I'm just... it's just such
a relief to be safe for another
week.
Even better, I think I'm about
to be top bride thanks to Lisa
Marie.
Oh, my god.
You are awesome at that, girl.
I'm pissed because I really
wanted those three to be in
the bottom.
To have Cheyenne and, you know,
jenessa, two people that haven't
been at the bottom yet, I really
want them to know what it feels
like.
Cheyenne, jenessa and
Allyson, you have won
the "bridalplasty" honeymoon
challenge.
Now, before Lisa Marie makes her
decision, I'm gonna give each of
you a chance to plead your case.
Okay, Allyson, let's start with
you.
Well, Lisa, I guess you know,
it's no secret how bad I want
these gone.
Face it, I would never be able
to have this surgery back home.
I would never be able to afford
it.
We can barely afford a wedding.
I want my arm liposuctioned.
I wanna look gorgeous in
a strapless dress.
That will change my life and
will change my wedding.
Okay, Cheyenne, you're next,
so let's hear from you.
I think I've talked to you
a few times about how I would
want my veneers redone.
However, that's something I
would not want for you to
choose.
That's something I wanna win
myself down the road.
And I know both of their
insecurities and I know what it
felt like to have one of mine
taken off my list.
And I want them to have that
opportunity to do the same
thing.
So I would actually rather you
go with one of them, please.
That's really smart of
Cheyenne.
I may have a big opportunity
here.
And finally, jenessa, what
would you like to say to Lisa
Marie?
I've wanted my nose done
since I can remember, and if
I could get that fixed I would
absolutely look better on my
wedding day, but Lisa Marie,
I really think you should give
this to Allyson.
And so I'm gonna suggest that
you give it to her.
When jenessa turns down
the surgery, I'm thinking maybe
she's not the person I thought
she was.
I just think that Allyson
really deserves it.
Ultimately, doing this good deed
may help to change my reputation
in the house and that may be
more useful at this point than
the surgery.
You've heard from all three
brides now, and the fate of
their happiness lies in your
hands.
Since we've all concurred
the same, I think it's best to
give it to Allyson.
Oh, my god, it feels amazing
to be the top bride.
Okay, ladies, thank you and
good night.
I'm really depressed.
I just lost, I'm in the bottom.
This sucks.
Jenessa has everybody in
the house under her wing.
With the way people
manipulate...
I would give up anything to see
the most deserving people be
here.
Someone's gotta go home.
I just want someone to win
that's been real.
That's all.
When you say stuff like that,
it makes us feel like we don't
deserve it.
And I understand that you're
upset, but it's, it makes us
feel really.
What is wrong with you?
I'm not picking on you.
Why are you talking to me?
Well, you're sitting here
acting like we don't deserve to
win.
I get the fact that you're
all happy.
I am happy for Allyson.
I wanted her more than anything
to get the surgery.
You're making me feel like
I didn't deserve to win.
I know you deserved to win.
Hey, Kristen, if you wanna
say something to me then
say it to my face.
I'm not saying anything to
your face because I don't want
to, because I don't wanna be
like that.
I wanna vent to my friend,
that's all.
And that's being real?
I'm not saying anything, so
if you're bringing up your own
name, then that's your...
no, it was pretty evident
that Allyson deserves it and
Cheyenne deserves it.
Well, I'm the only other one up
there.
I'm just saying I want
someone who's real and
passionate about being here to
win.
I just gave away a $12,000
surgery so I don't know how much
more unselfish I can be.
So like if that doesn't tell you
something about my character,
like I don't really know what to
do.
This fight between Kristen
and jenessa can really work out
to my advantage, because if
I can have jenessa vote for me
this could be one more vote that
I have at this rsvp ceremony.
I mean, you're making us feel
like, and I'm being
honest with you.
I mean, sorry, you are.
It's cool, like I get it.
Crap, I'm the bottom, I just had
a fight with jenessa, Cheyenne
and I are friends, but Cheyenne
getting closer with jenessa
could actually do me some harm.
I keep thinking to myself, am
I really losing all my friends?
This is so confusing.
I've never been the girl in
the prom dress that got
the gasps and, "oh, wow, she's
absolutely gorgeous."
I've never had that moment.
Even the biggest tomboy wants to
be a princess on her wedding
day.
See, this is the obvious area
we're gonna do.
All of this.
I'm gonna squeeze you down
afterwards, okay?
Then the face.
We're gonna make a little
incision here, one here, and one
little guy right here.
Then we're not gonna remove all
this fat, but I want to bring
out your real bone structure of
your face.
Are you good with this?
I'm good.
100%?
Okay, good.
Like going off on me like
that.
I think she directed her
anger in the wrong... at
the wrong, at the wrong person.
Last night I noticed that
Cheyenne was definitely more on
my side than Kristen's.
Something I should keep
pursuing.
I don't wanna feel like I have
to walk on eggshells around her.
Of course, I wouldn't want
you to feel like that with
anybody.
At this point I'm kind of
worried because I'm like, well,
jenessa's not gonna vote for
Kristen now because they're
fighting, you know, so it sucks
for me too because I don't want
to see my friend go home.
I understand if you wanna
fight with me about like
something that's like worth
fighting about, but like just
like unnecessary like blowing
up for no reason, like we gotta
stop that.
Yeah, I know.
Well, right now they're
definitely strategizing.
Jenessa has everybody in
the house under her wing.
She controls them.
Cheyenne is weak and so is Lisa
Marie and honestly, they're
gonna listen to whatever jenessa
says.
Jenessa's completely a puppet
master.
She wants to control everyone
and everything to make sure
she's number one and the last
one standing.
She has them, though.
She knows, she knows what she's
doing.
Yeah, she does.
The hell?
Freaking.
This just breaks my heart.
Seriously, Cheyenne?
You're gonna listen to jenessa,
who has not given two craps
about you until now?
Cheyenne, I love you.
I love you guys, too.
I'm like glad I got to know
you, though, because I feel like
we're really gonna be good
friends after this.
My relationship with jenessa
is like closer than I've ever
been.
People in the house talk about
jenessa like she was a bad
person, but it's not that case
at all.
Half the time I wanna tell
jenessa she better sleep with
one eye open.
It's true.
You better frickin' sleep with
your eye open, bitch, because
- I'm after you.
- Coming up...
When people say
liposculpture, this is what
they're talking about.
She had her arms done.
- Whoo!
- And later...
There is an apology owed.
We come in from underneath
the earlobes, and that'll help
melt and tighten the skin of
the neck.
And that is melted facial fat
right there.
Now we're gonna go inside
the mouth, to take the fat
that's inside the cheeks.
Here's the piece out of
her left cheek.
You have to find the right
balance between reducing
the volume but not doing too
much and letting the arm skin
loosen up.
When people say liposculpture,
this is what they're talking
about.
I'm excited about this arm.
She's gonna look so great in her
wedding dress with virtually no
scars.
Well, that's good.
Let's close this.
She's gonna love it.
We are finished.
Hey, Allyson.
Hi.
Can I take this off?
Wanna look around for a minute?
You're all finished.
Open up your eyes.
Don't go anywhere, just look
around.
Allyson.
Your surgery went great.
I will come see you tomorrow at
the recovery center, okay, at
the house, and I'll take great
care of you, okay?
All right, sweetie.
Real slow, okay.
Stand right here for a minute.
How do you feel?
Okay, doing good.
- Very good.
- Whoo!
Allyson, Allyson!
Whoo!
I would love to be a top
bride and get a surgery knocked
off my wish list.
But, you know, destiny is
destiny.
They did her chin, too, while
they were at it.
Sucked my arms and sucked my
chin.
When Allyson comes home she
looks like a little cabbage
patch doll.
She's like all swollen, and
she's all wrapped up, and I'm
just really excited for her and
I know she's gonna be so happy.
I'll see you guys in a little
bit.
Bye!
She still breaks it down.
I am dancing in my
wheelchair.
I feel stoked to be just that
much closer to being the perfect
bride, and I just can't wait for
- John to see me.
- Yay.
Okay, I'm gonna go out on
a limb here.
There is an apology owed.
At this point, it's more than
important that I be the bigger
person and let jenessa have
the benefit of the doubt.
I said some mean things and
I hate when I do that.
I feel like a lot of
the reasons you don't like me
are not because of your reasons
like because of things that
have been instigated by other
people.
I can completely agree with
that, because everything that
I've heard about you has been
from other people.
I hear these things and so
I formulate an opinion and
I applied it to you.
'Cause we had a few
conversations, like clearing
things up, and then I feel like
we're good, and now I feel like
you're mad at me again about
something.
I don't know if it's like people
running to you and saying things
because they wanna take me out,
so they want to sway people's
opinions about me.
And what I was getting from
those opinions was that like you
were manipulating situations,
that like things were being said
behind people's backs, and like
that's like how I was taking it,
so that was beginning to be my
impression of you.
Who's telling you this,
the master manipulator?
Alexandra.
So confusing.
Here I'm thinking jenessa's
been the one manipulating and
playing us all the whole time,
but lo and behold, it's been
Alexandra.
This girl who said she was my
friend made me look like such
an idiot.
Right now jenessa has
everybody in the house under her
wing.
She controls them and Cheyenne
is weak and so is Lisa Marie and
honestly, they're gonna listen
to whatever jenessa says.
I'm thinking back to
the fight I had with jenessa.
Hey, Kristen, if you wanna
say something to me, then
- say it to my face.
- And the second it
all went down, the one person
who told me everything about
jenessa didn't back me up one
bit.
I really have to apologize,
because I was really under
a different impression.
I just was under the impression
you were like throwing people
under the bus, that you were
manipulating people, that you
were forming alliances, and
I feel like an idiot because
I believed her.
Oh, yeah, jenessa, that
suspicious bitch.
You mean that manipulative
bitch?
The one that's trying to
manipulate me right now.
I see you looking at me.
Oh, my gosh.
What a gullible sucker.
I can't believe it was so
easy to turn everyone against
Alexandra.
It's like taking candy from
a baby.
I can't believe they're so
naive.
This couldn't be a more perfect
situation.
Coming up...
And later...
You will have one hour to decide
which bride you would most like
to see stay.
I'm not sure how
the girls are gonna react when I
reveal my vote.
This is really gonna be a test
of whether I'm really the puppet
what's with the paper plates?
Is this from like another day?
I wake up this morning and
the vibe in the house is so
weird.
Last night Cheyenne did not
sleep in the room, and this
morning she packed up half her
stuff and took it over to
the blue room.
Something's definitely up.
Kristen.
What's up?
What did I miss?
Not much.
Last night, I went to bed
early and all the girls were out
hanging out together by the hot
tub.
So I need to know, what the hell
is going on?
Seriously, um.
'Cause like I woke up today
and the vibe is so...
Different?
And I feel it all towards me.
I know you would be the only one
to let me know what it is.
Like was my name brought up
last night or anything?
No.
Alexandra needs to be kept in
the dark for multiple reasons.
"A," she's a very scary person
and can punch a bitch.
"B," the more Alexandra knows,
the more Alexandra controls.
Well, I just wanted to make
sure that no one was like
talking about me.
I don't know.
Okay, well, I just wanted to
ask you because you're someone
that I definitely thought
I could trust.
I feel that Kristen is not
telling me something or maybe
she just doesn't know what's
going on.
This is what happens when you go
to sleep and you miss everything
that was said.
Thank you.
It really is.
I'm at a crossroads here.
I've been trying to clean up my
image by burying Alexandra but
now I'm not sure what's better,
Alexandra going home, or
Kristen.
I would hug you but I'm
sweaty.
Okay.
If jenessa and I join forces,
maybe we can get some of these
other girls out of the house.
I can't even breathe.
I know, it's okay.
If I make it past tonight,
let the games begin.
Ladies, come meet me in
the foyer.
Tonight's elimination and
I'm the bottom three.
Last night a lot of things
happened that made me question
some of the friendships I have
had.
I have to put all my trust into
jenessa.
I just hope that I don't get
sent home, and that I still have
a chance to compete for my dream
wedding.
You guys look pretty.
Thank you.
As you can see, the rsvp box
is now here.
You will have one hour to decide
which bride you would most like
to see stay.
I have no idea what anyone's
thinking at this point, but I'm
not worried, because first
people were kind of angry at
Kristen, now they're really
angry at Alexandra, and so I'm
actually kind of feeling really
good about this.
All right, I need the bottom
brides... Alexandra, Kristen,
netty... to come with me.
Okay.
I'd like to get rid of
Alexandra, just because of what
she's done to people in
the house, but Kristen is
definitely a competitive threat.
I'm not sure how the girls are
gonna react when I reveal my
vote.
Coming up...
You are the kind of person
that you don't care who you step
on along the way.
Oh, my god.
My friend, the one person
I thought I could trust in this
house, completely lied.
I guess never trust when people
tell you that they're rooting
for you.
I promised you my vote, and
as your mentor I'd like to, uh,
take a few moments to tell you
a few things.
If jenessa doesn't sit at my
table, I'm done.
The one person I haven't trusted
this whole time, I'm now relying
off of.
This is crazy.
After our little jacuzzi
moment last night, I feel better
about what my chances are when
it comes to staying through this
elimination.
But if I do home, like fine.
At least I'm going home sexy.
Ha ha, bitches.
I'm so glad that I was
completely away from all
the drama, so I really do feel
like I have a really good chance
going into this.
I'm really excited going into
this rsvp ceremony.
This is really gonna be a test
of whether I'm really the puppet
master or not.
Hello, ladies, and welcome to
another "bridalplasty" rsvp
ceremony.
The time has come to reveal your
rsvps and send one of these
bottom brides home.
Cheyenne.
Kristen, darling.
Obviously we've been extremely
close from day one, and I know
that after this, you and me are
gonna be like really good
friends regardless because
I love you and I know you're
an amazing person.
Alexandra, we were friends from
day one.
You were my roommate.
You were probably one of my
favorite people in the house and
since then have slowly declined.
You are the kind of person that
you don't care who you step on
along the way as long as
Alexandra gets to where
Alexandra wants to be.
Cheyenne is saying a lot of
rude things.
But keep them coming, Cheyenne,
because jenessa's voting for me,
and when I have a chance to cut
you, I will.
So unfortunately, Dr. dubrow
can fix faces, he can't fix
personalities.
I totally feel for Kristen,
but this is a game and I have to
win this.
Oh, my god, my friend,
the one person I thought I could
trust in this house, completely
lied.
And then I look over at jenessa
and I'm like, this sucks.
I'm screwed.
Lisa Marie.
Kristen.
I can't thank you enough for
always being such a true friend.
You're always fair and you're so
beautiful.
However, I think sometimes you
let your emotions get the best
of you.
Alexandra.
We know that you're gonna go far
in life.
You have it in you.
The person I did choose, I just
hope that they can peel back
their layers and I can learn
more about them.
I feel like I'm completely
missing something.
What do you think you're
missing?
I guess never trust when
people tell you that they're
rooting for you because
obviously it's not true, ha.
I'm going out of my mind.
I cannot believe that Cheyenne
and Lisa Marie played me this
hard.
They said that they had my back
and I had their vote, so it's
just, just how the cookie
crumbles, I suppose.
At least I know I wouldn't go
back on what I said.
It's getting intense.
Kristen just called out Lisa
Marie and she has every right
to.
I'm so shocked right now,
I could've sworn that Lisa Marie
was going to vote for Kristen.
Dominique.
Alexandra, I wanna start with
you.
Your spirit... you're fun loving.
And just being around you gets
me up, gets me motivated, gets
me moving.
I really admire that.
Kristen.
You are a firecracker.
You took us all down like
the first three challenges
without even breaking a sweat.
And now I'm here.
Right.
Exactly.
The reason why I chose who
I chose tonight was because
I really don't feel like
I've learned enough about her
yet.
And I really need to.
Dominique.
What the hell, did you just sit
at netty's table?
Jenessa told me you were gonna
sit at mine.
Netty, you are now safe from
going home, so congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm safe.
Oh, my god, yay.
I am freaking safe.
It all comes down to jenessa.
Jenessa, if you sit at
Alexandra's table, she will be
safe.
And jenessa, if you sit at
Kristen's table, she will be
safe.
If jenessa doesn't sit at my
table, I'm done.
The one person I haven't trusted
this whole time I'm now relying
off of.
This is crazy.
Jenessa promised me her vote.
I can only hope that her word is
true.
Kristen.
We had kind of a rocky start,
you are a strong competitor.
The way things have been
going, I do not know how this
vote is gonna happen.
Will jenessa vote for me or
Alexandra?
I could be going home.
I wish we would've really had
a chance to get to know each
other a little better and maybe
not taken things for face value.
Alexandra.
I promised you my vote, and as
your mentor I'd like to take
a few moments to tell you a few
things.
I think that, as a manipulator,
you would've realized today that
you were being manipulated by
everyone in the house.
Alexandra definitely thinks
she's the master manipulator but
you know what?
I played her better.
And I just can't hold it in
anymore.
You may not have been
the biggest loser, you may not
have won that competition, but
tonight, you are the biggest
loser.
Oh, hi.
Alexandra got her ass whooped
by words.
Tonight's elimination was
absolutely ruthless.
I'm not sure at this point if
Alexandra is this terrible
person that everybody is making
her out to be, but I so feel for
her at this point.
Alexandra, I'm sorry but your
time here at "bridalplasty" and
your quest to be the perfect
bride is over.
Your wedding will still go on.
It just won't be perfect.
Are there any last words that
you'd like to say to your fellow
brides?
I have nothing to say to any
of the girls in the house after
what they just did to me,
because none of them are worth
my time.
I definitely don't wanna be in
a house full of fake bitches and
that's exactly what they are and
in the end, we'll see who
the real manipulator is, because
it really is jenessa.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get my
tummy tuck.
But it doesn't matter, because
honestly, what I am gonna do is
marry my fiance.
Well, ladies,
congratulations.
You are all still in the running
to become the perfect bride and
to have the wedding of your
dreams.
Started crying for nothing.
Everything worked out
perfectly.
Kristen's still here for now,
but she's next on my list.
I'm looking back like
mouthing things like, I will cut
you.
Next time on
"bridalplasty"...
I'm gonna unwrap your
arms.
Oh!
This is going to be the first
time that I see my arms.
I'm so excited.
Oh, my god.
I'm just really looking
forward for me to see finally
what my nose looks like.
Oh, my god.
You look so different.
I have a new friend I'd like
to introduce you to, giuliana
rancic.
Hi, guys.
Hi.
This is really exciting.
You will be making
your bridal bouquets.
Lisa Marie, she can't even
figure out how to tie a damn
bouquet together.
Are you kidding?
You don't even know what
happened.
This is what happened to me.
I had to deal with like acne as
a very, very young person.
And it was very hard for me.
These surgeries are not cheap.
And for someone to give you
a gift like that and say,
"here," Christmas time is here.
Ah!
"bridalplasty"...
Dominique, that is correct.
You are our top bride.
You will be leaving right now.
Heidi, we're gonna break this
nose.
Tap tap.
- Oh, look at the bleeding.
- We also have
three bottom brides.
This is really bad.
I don't know how I'm gonna keep
both Lisa Marie and Melissa in
the house.
Right now in the house
there's a group of good girls
and there's a group of bad
girls.
You're such a good person,
I feel like you deserve it.
I really think Lisa Marie is
a total sweetheart.
She's just been brainwashed by
that stupid alliance.
I've never met anybody as
like snake-like as jenessa.
She has a dirty soul.
I'm not confident that I can
sway other girls' votes, but
I wanna do everything I can to
try and keep Melissa in
the house.
I will give you my word that
if it's you and Melissa in
the bottom next week, I will
vote for you.
And if she promised you that she
would vote for you if you're in
the bottom next week, would that
change your mind?
I'm telling you if you give
Melissa one more chance, you
have control.
Giving you my word.
You're gonna be okay.
Thank you.
Seriously.
It's the moment of
truth.
Melissa,
unfortunately the brides have
spoken and you do not have
enough guests at your table.
I did my best to
make a deal with Alexandra.
She definitely played me
a little bit and I'd really like
to take her down.
I really did consider
jenessa's offer.
But ultimately, I'd rather take
my chances against her versus
taking my chances trusting her.
Taking my chances trusting her.
Jenessa, your ass is going down.
What's going on?
Hey, how are you?
You look pretty.
You swelled up a little bit,
huh?
Hmm.
But this is how you're supposed
to look.
I still don't feel like it's
real, but I have this cast on my
nose and it's so hard to tell
what it looks like.
You only have a little bit of
purpling now and in a couple
days it'll be gone.
I'm just looking forward to
me to heal, and for this to come
off.
All right, hang in there.
I will.
Okay, you.
Can I have a quick look?
Sure, oh, yeah, I mean, take
a look at your work.
Sit down.
Go ahead and just, let me take
a quick look.
Go for it.
Wow.
This is beautiful.
You look recovered to me.
Yeah, you look great.
As soon as Dr. dubrow let me
know that I could leave
the recovery room, I have to
pack all my stuff and move into
the blue room.
Moving out.
I can't help but to feel like if
I am at the bottom this time
around, people are gonna start
strategizing against me and send
me home because I've already got
a surgery that I wanted.
You have been discharged.
Thank you.
That's pretty awesome.
You should've seen her face,
she was so...
Aw, honey.
Losing Melissa was a huge
blow to our alliance.
Now I only have Dominique and
Lisa Marie left and I'm
definitely a little worried.
Hey, ladies, why don't you
come on down and meet me in
the living room?
Hey, girls.
Grab a drink, take a seat, and
we're gonna have some girl talk.
I walk around the corner and
I see Shanna and like another
lady sitting there.
I'm curious about what's about
to go on.
Well, ladies, over the past
couple weeks we have focused
most of our attention on your
wedding.
We also can't forget what
happens after, and I'm talking
about the honeymoon.
The honeymoon is the first night
of the rest of your sex life as
a wife.
I've invited a very special
guest, Dr. Sadie Allison.
She is an award-winning author.
She also owns tickle kitty,
which I like to call a pleasure
store, and she is known as
America's pleasure coach.
Hi, ladies, how are you guys
today?
America's pleasure coach is
here.
Ooh.
This is right up my alley.
First, what I'd like to start
off with today is to gauge
where you're at in your sex
lives.
I'd like to know from each of
you what you feel you are
the worst at in the bedroom.
That's right, the worst at.
Okay, who wants to go first?
Oh, no, this is gonna be
awkward.
I'll go.
I would say, um, longevity, like
it's takes, you know... I'm
sorry.
He's not like 15 seconds, but
like I'd prefer it to be longer.
You said it.
I did say it, whoops.
I feel really bad for
Dominique's fiance, poor guy.
'Cause now he's known nationally
that he can't hang.
So he finishes his pleasure
too soon.
Sometimes.
Oh, my god, like what am I
thinking?
Like I blame the pain medicine.
It came out so wrong, so wrong.
What you can do is you can
have an open conversation with
him about that and let him know
some of the things that you
would enjoy before he just ends
it, because, let's face it, when
guys finish sometimes it's
finished.
That's no fun for us.
All right, who's next?
I feel like we do the same
things over and over again, and
I get really bored.
My fiance's gonna kill me for
that, but I had to be honest.
Sometimes guys need to be
told what to do.
Take it in control for yourself
and you go and seek out the new
ideas and you introduce them in
the bedroom.
I totally think jenessa is
one of those girls that just
lays there and is like, go
ahead.
You've got five minutes.
Let's get this over with.
Okay, so I wanted to also
find out from you ladies where
are you a rock star when it
comes to the bedroom?
Let's start with you, rock star
back there.
Well, multiple things.
Actually like the, the bj.
Good girl.
She must be a tiger in bed.
Her man must be really happy and
he's gonna be even happier when
them big old boobs are bouncing
- in his face.
- I wanna see Allyson
turn bright red, so Allyson,
what do you think you're good
at?
Flexibility?
I'm actually pretty flexible.
Believe it or not, the big girl
can move it.
I'm a pretzel.
Since you only have one
honeymoon night, make sure that
you let the build-up and
anticipation come into play,
'cause I'd make sure no clothes
comes off, no gown, no lingerie
comes off for at least an hour.
And then you can even dry hump
a little bit.
Did she just say "dry hump?"
Honestly?
Oh, my god, no, she didn't go
there.
Cheyenne, you're so quiet.
I just, I personally think
that there are some things that
are kept personal between you
and him and this is one of them.
Closet freak.
It's always the quiet ones.
Okay, girls, well, now you
know what to do on your
honeymoon.
You're gonna need some place to
go.
I have these vacation portfolios
that each of you are gonna put
in your bridal closets.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
The winner of "bridalplasty"
and the last bride standing will
get a Fiji vacations honeymoon
package to the namale resort and
spa, and you will have tickets
on air pacific, the world's
friendliest airline.
Fiji vacations.
Fiji vacations gave us
a honeymoon to add to our bridal
closets and I'm so excited,
since me and my fiance have
both lost our jobs, there was no
honeymoon in the cards and if we
were to have one it was probably
down the street at the local
super 8 motel, maybe in a spa
suite.
Maybe a bottle of bubbles.
A feather to tickle.
Yeah, that's about it.
So now that we had a little
fun it is time to get down to
business.
There are seven of you, so I'm
gonna need you to split yourself
up in teams of three, leaving
one bride out.
Shanna tells us that we have
to split teams and there is
gonna be one odd man out.
I have no idea what that means.
Maybe it's a great thing and
maybe it's a really horrible
thing that could lead me into
automatically the bottom.
And girls, remember that
Dominique is on medical leave so
she is not participating.
Good luck, ladies, I'll see you
in an hour.
As soon as Shanna told us to
split into teams we decided to
have a house meeting.
I really wanna be the girl
sitting out in this challenge.
I definitely do not wanna be
involved with any groups because
I don't trust anyone in this
house.
Mm-hmm, nope.
I have no problem just taking
one for the team and just
sitting out.
I don't mind being out
either.
I was gonna say the same
thing.
I'm assuming everyone wants
to be the bride out or what?
I mean, we could pull
the name from a hat for
the person who's staying out.
We should maybe do like names
in a hat or something and then
that's just the person.
All of our names go into a hat
and we pick them out random
draw, because I think it's
the fairest way to do this.
Your fate is in our hands, no
pressure.
Lisa Marie.
Wow.
Were you not okay with that?
No, I was surprised.
I just kept envisioning my name,
I don't know why.
I'd rather be chosen than to
choose.
So again, here I find myself
being chosen to be the odd man
out.
I kind of feel like maybe
like you should be on one team
and Cheyenne should be on one
because you guys have really
been like consistently at
the top in every competition.
But.
I, I guess that's fair.
I already got to have surgery,
I'm thinking, oh, my gosh, let's
just keep the peace and just go
with it.
I suggest that Kristen and
Cheyenne split because they've
done well in all of
the challenges.
So this way, no matter what team
loses, one of them will
definitely be in the bottom
three.
Okay, so we'll be together,
then.
Oh, you and me?
Okay, yes.
Well, I was gonna ask netty,
actually, because we had worked
together before and I worked
really well with her.
Okay, so it's settled.
Kristen, netty, and Alexandra.
Jenessa always has a really
slick way of getting what she
wants.
I don't like it and I don't
trust it at all.
Coming up...
A healthy married sex life is
all about communication and
variety.
I'm totally weirded out right
now, but in a kinky way, kind of
excited.
You are now our top bride.
She is gonna look so great in
her wedding dress.
It's gonna be great.
Hello, ladies, and welcome to
your "bridalplasty" honeymoon
challenge.
So we walk in and we see two
car crash dummies, on top of two
mattresses.
I'm totally weirded out right
now, but in a kinky way, kind of
excited.
I asked you guys to separate
yourselves into teams of three,
leaving one bride out.
So tell me what your teams of
three are.
Kristen, netty, and Alexandra.
And so our second team is made
up of Cheyenne, jenessa, and
Allyson.
Lisa Marie, how do you feel
about not having a team?
Ooh.
Lisa Marie, because you do
not have a team, you will not
have the opportunity to become
top bride and pick one of
the plastic surgeries off your
wish list.
Well, that sucks.
Oh, and Lisa Marie, there's
one more thing.
You and you alone will be
deciding out of the winning
team, who will be top bride.
Oh, my goodness.
How am I supposed to handle
this?
This is like a life-altering
decision.
Someone's gonna get a gift of
a new body part and it's up to
me to choose?
Lord, help me.
Can I put my name back in
the hat?
As Dr. Sadie Allison spoke
about this morning, a healthy
married sex life is all about
communication and variety.
And that's why tonight's
"bridalplasty" challenge is all
about the sexual positions of
the Indian hindu text the "kama
sutra."
This challenge has to do with
sex.
The other team consists of some
- really prude people.
- Jenessa.
So our chances of winning are
really high.
Well, ladies, as you can see,
we have some friends here with
us tonight.
These are our honeymoon crash
test dummies.
And they are gonna be relying on
you to give them one hot and
steamy honeymoon night.
Each team will have one
communicator and two handlers.
The communicator will be shown
diagrams of seven different
sexual positions and she must
verbally describe to
the handlers how to put
the dummies into these
positions.
The first team to correctly
recreate all positions wins.
The members of the losing team
will become our three bottom
brides and be at risk of going
home.
Kristen and Cheyenne, since you
both had surgery, you should be
the communicators for your teams
to avoid any potential pain,
okay?
Because I'm still medically
challenged in the bosom region,
I have to be the communicator.
Okay, ladies.
Take your positions.
Girls, Dr. Sadie and myself will
each be judging a team.
When we feel you have correctly
positioned your dummies, we will
give you the signal to move on
to the next position.
Good luck, ladies.
Go.
Get started on the sporting of
the sparrow.
Sporting of a what?
What kind of names are these?
Guy by the butt of the girl but
facing her like got it?
Girl's legs over guy's
shoulders.
Guy bending at knee, guy bending
at knees, guy bending at knees.
And him on his knees, him on
his knees.
Put him on his knees.
And have her straddle his head.
Girl's arms like this.
Guy's arms grabbing her ass.
Flip her.
Okay, you've got it, next.
Sporting of sparrow, done.
This is called like a lotus,
ladies.
Okay, girl on bottom, cross
her legs like Indian style, arms
at side.
There you go, there you go.
He's on top of her.
Like no.
He's on top of her.
Put his arms down by her
butt, down by her butt.
All right, you guys have got
it, move on.
She's on her back with her
legs Indian-style.
This way, guys.
Got it, got it.
Good, good, I'll take that
one, let's go.
You girls are on the mare.
Girl on top, guy sitting up
like he's in a chair.
He's supporting himself with his
arms behind him.
The next card that we get is
the mare, and it's not that
weird.
It's really kind of like
a reverse cowgirl position.
Her arms are supporting where
her knees are.
You've got it.
This one actually seems
really comfortable for me.
No, lean her legs up, up, on
her stomach.
That's correct, move on.
Thank you, oh, my god.
Go on to the pair of tongs.
God, freak.
Looks like fun, ladies.
Remember, the first team to
complete seven positions wins.
Okay, her arms, okay.
For the fourth one, pair of
tongs, you're like hanging.
How do I even begin to describe
this?
One underneath him, where his
is.
Okay, like this?
Yeah, but okay, his legs...
He's holding on to her leg down
there.
Oh, right here, right here.
Her leg's underneath his arm.
She's holding on to the... that's
it, that's it.
Okay, you've got it, next.
Thank you.
So we finally get position
number four and we're still in
the lead.
At this point there's no way
that we're losing this
challenge.
Okay, fixing of the nail.
Girl on bottom.
Leg up like this.
She's sitting on him with her
head facing this way and her
legs are back.
This way on the bench, right?
Yes.
He's sitting like that with...
He's leaning back, he's
leaning back.
- He's leaning back.
- So now we're two
points behind the other team.
Allyson's a little slow, so
I definitely gotta step it into
high gear and work for the both
of us.
Okay, that's good, go on.
Okay, my team is on pair of
tongs.
He's standing, she's
straddling his right leg.
Her leg's in between his,
that leg.
That's it.
You've got it, next.
Okay, now you've got the crab.
Let's move it.
Put her leg between his legs.
It's up between his legs.
Yes, like that.
Go on, you're good.
I notice Cheyenne's team is
starting to kick ass.
We're barely in the lead.
Every time we're getting
a "next," they're getting
a "next," too.
So it's like we really gotta be
on our game.
Lean him, hurry, hurry, lean
him, yes, like that, exactly
like that, leave him.
Got it.
I look over to the other
team, and they're on the same
position as us.
I don't wanna lose this
challenge.
And he's grabbing her ass.
And she's grabbing her knees.
Grab his ass, grab her ass.
Good, good, I'll take that
one, let's go.
Next, next, next.
Keep it going, you guys.
Split the bamboo.
No, wrong leg, netty.
Wrong leg.
Put her, put her arms by her
legs.
Put her... her arms are holding
her own legs.
Yes, move on.
This is your last position.
Her right leg is up.
Come on, girls.
Cheyenne and I are tied.
It could go any way and I'm
frickin' panicking.
Arms go down on the bed, on
the bed.
Between her legs.
That's it, that's it.
He's wrapped around.
That's it.
Just like that.
Yes, yes, yes!
Coming up...
All right, this is your last
position.
Put that leg between her leg.
The other leg between her legs.
There is no way I'm gonna be
in the bottom over sex.
The fate of their happiness
lies in your hands.
This is a hard decision
because I love you all so much.
All right, this is your last
position.
Put that leg between her leg.
Put the other leg between her
legs.
Cheyenne's just seconds in
front of us.
There is no way I'm gonna be in
the bottom three this time
around over sex.
He's holding her waist.
No, wrong leg, netty, wrong leg.
He's just holding that leg on
his knees.
He's on his knees just wrapping
his arms around that leg.
It's neck and neck.
We have to pull through.
That's it, he's wrapped
around it, that's it.
Wait a minute, let me see.
I hear Cheyenne call out,
"done."
Please, please, please, be
wrong.
That's it, you got it.
Good, we're done.
Oh, my god.
I'm so excited to win.
I'm just... it's just such
a relief to be safe for another
week.
Even better, I think I'm about
to be top bride thanks to Lisa
Marie.
Oh, my god.
You are awesome at that, girl.
I'm pissed because I really
wanted those three to be in
the bottom.
To have Cheyenne and, you know,
jenessa, two people that haven't
been at the bottom yet, I really
want them to know what it feels
like.
Cheyenne, jenessa and
Allyson, you have won
the "bridalplasty" honeymoon
challenge.
Now, before Lisa Marie makes her
decision, I'm gonna give each of
you a chance to plead your case.
Okay, Allyson, let's start with
you.
Well, Lisa, I guess you know,
it's no secret how bad I want
these gone.
Face it, I would never be able
to have this surgery back home.
I would never be able to afford
it.
We can barely afford a wedding.
I want my arm liposuctioned.
I wanna look gorgeous in
a strapless dress.
That will change my life and
will change my wedding.
Okay, Cheyenne, you're next,
so let's hear from you.
I think I've talked to you
a few times about how I would
want my veneers redone.
However, that's something I
would not want for you to
choose.
That's something I wanna win
myself down the road.
And I know both of their
insecurities and I know what it
felt like to have one of mine
taken off my list.
And I want them to have that
opportunity to do the same
thing.
So I would actually rather you
go with one of them, please.
That's really smart of
Cheyenne.
I may have a big opportunity
here.
And finally, jenessa, what
would you like to say to Lisa
Marie?
I've wanted my nose done
since I can remember, and if
I could get that fixed I would
absolutely look better on my
wedding day, but Lisa Marie,
I really think you should give
this to Allyson.
And so I'm gonna suggest that
you give it to her.
When jenessa turns down
the surgery, I'm thinking maybe
she's not the person I thought
she was.
I just think that Allyson
really deserves it.
Ultimately, doing this good deed
may help to change my reputation
in the house and that may be
more useful at this point than
the surgery.
You've heard from all three
brides now, and the fate of
their happiness lies in your
hands.
Since we've all concurred
the same, I think it's best to
give it to Allyson.
Oh, my god, it feels amazing
to be the top bride.
Okay, ladies, thank you and
good night.
I'm really depressed.
I just lost, I'm in the bottom.
This sucks.
Jenessa has everybody in
the house under her wing.
With the way people
manipulate...
I would give up anything to see
the most deserving people be
here.
Someone's gotta go home.
I just want someone to win
that's been real.
That's all.
When you say stuff like that,
it makes us feel like we don't
deserve it.
And I understand that you're
upset, but it's, it makes us
feel really.
What is wrong with you?
I'm not picking on you.
Why are you talking to me?
Well, you're sitting here
acting like we don't deserve to
win.
I get the fact that you're
all happy.
I am happy for Allyson.
I wanted her more than anything
to get the surgery.
You're making me feel like
I didn't deserve to win.
I know you deserved to win.
Hey, Kristen, if you wanna
say something to me then
say it to my face.
I'm not saying anything to
your face because I don't want
to, because I don't wanna be
like that.
I wanna vent to my friend,
that's all.
And that's being real?
I'm not saying anything, so
if you're bringing up your own
name, then that's your...
no, it was pretty evident
that Allyson deserves it and
Cheyenne deserves it.
Well, I'm the only other one up
there.
I'm just saying I want
someone who's real and
passionate about being here to
win.
I just gave away a $12,000
surgery so I don't know how much
more unselfish I can be.
So like if that doesn't tell you
something about my character,
like I don't really know what to
do.
This fight between Kristen
and jenessa can really work out
to my advantage, because if
I can have jenessa vote for me
this could be one more vote that
I have at this rsvp ceremony.
I mean, you're making us feel
like, and I'm being
honest with you.
I mean, sorry, you are.
It's cool, like I get it.
Crap, I'm the bottom, I just had
a fight with jenessa, Cheyenne
and I are friends, but Cheyenne
getting closer with jenessa
could actually do me some harm.
I keep thinking to myself, am
I really losing all my friends?
This is so confusing.
I've never been the girl in
the prom dress that got
the gasps and, "oh, wow, she's
absolutely gorgeous."
I've never had that moment.
Even the biggest tomboy wants to
be a princess on her wedding
day.
See, this is the obvious area
we're gonna do.
All of this.
I'm gonna squeeze you down
afterwards, okay?
Then the face.
We're gonna make a little
incision here, one here, and one
little guy right here.
Then we're not gonna remove all
this fat, but I want to bring
out your real bone structure of
your face.
Are you good with this?
I'm good.
100%?
Okay, good.
Like going off on me like
that.
I think she directed her
anger in the wrong... at
the wrong, at the wrong person.
Last night I noticed that
Cheyenne was definitely more on
my side than Kristen's.
Something I should keep
pursuing.
I don't wanna feel like I have
to walk on eggshells around her.
Of course, I wouldn't want
you to feel like that with
anybody.
At this point I'm kind of
worried because I'm like, well,
jenessa's not gonna vote for
Kristen now because they're
fighting, you know, so it sucks
for me too because I don't want
to see my friend go home.
I understand if you wanna
fight with me about like
something that's like worth
fighting about, but like just
like unnecessary like blowing
up for no reason, like we gotta
stop that.
Yeah, I know.
Well, right now they're
definitely strategizing.
Jenessa has everybody in
the house under her wing.
She controls them.
Cheyenne is weak and so is Lisa
Marie and honestly, they're
gonna listen to whatever jenessa
says.
Jenessa's completely a puppet
master.
She wants to control everyone
and everything to make sure
she's number one and the last
one standing.
She has them, though.
She knows, she knows what she's
doing.
Yeah, she does.
The hell?
Freaking.
This just breaks my heart.
Seriously, Cheyenne?
You're gonna listen to jenessa,
who has not given two craps
about you until now?
Cheyenne, I love you.
I love you guys, too.
I'm like glad I got to know
you, though, because I feel like
we're really gonna be good
friends after this.
My relationship with jenessa
is like closer than I've ever
been.
People in the house talk about
jenessa like she was a bad
person, but it's not that case
at all.
Half the time I wanna tell
jenessa she better sleep with
one eye open.
It's true.
You better frickin' sleep with
your eye open, bitch, because
- I'm after you.
- Coming up...
When people say
liposculpture, this is what
they're talking about.
She had her arms done.
- Whoo!
- And later...
There is an apology owed.
We come in from underneath
the earlobes, and that'll help
melt and tighten the skin of
the neck.
And that is melted facial fat
right there.
Now we're gonna go inside
the mouth, to take the fat
that's inside the cheeks.
Here's the piece out of
her left cheek.
You have to find the right
balance between reducing
the volume but not doing too
much and letting the arm skin
loosen up.
When people say liposculpture,
this is what they're talking
about.
I'm excited about this arm.
She's gonna look so great in her
wedding dress with virtually no
scars.
Well, that's good.
Let's close this.
She's gonna love it.
We are finished.
Hey, Allyson.
Hi.
Can I take this off?
Wanna look around for a minute?
You're all finished.
Open up your eyes.
Don't go anywhere, just look
around.
Allyson.
Your surgery went great.
I will come see you tomorrow at
the recovery center, okay, at
the house, and I'll take great
care of you, okay?
All right, sweetie.
Real slow, okay.
Stand right here for a minute.
How do you feel?
Okay, doing good.
- Very good.
- Whoo!
Allyson, Allyson!
Whoo!
I would love to be a top
bride and get a surgery knocked
off my wish list.
But, you know, destiny is
destiny.
They did her chin, too, while
they were at it.
Sucked my arms and sucked my
chin.
When Allyson comes home she
looks like a little cabbage
patch doll.
She's like all swollen, and
she's all wrapped up, and I'm
just really excited for her and
I know she's gonna be so happy.
I'll see you guys in a little
bit.
Bye!
She still breaks it down.
I am dancing in my
wheelchair.
I feel stoked to be just that
much closer to being the perfect
bride, and I just can't wait for
- John to see me.
- Yay.
Okay, I'm gonna go out on
a limb here.
There is an apology owed.
At this point, it's more than
important that I be the bigger
person and let jenessa have
the benefit of the doubt.
I said some mean things and
I hate when I do that.
I feel like a lot of
the reasons you don't like me
are not because of your reasons
like because of things that
have been instigated by other
people.
I can completely agree with
that, because everything that
I've heard about you has been
from other people.
I hear these things and so
I formulate an opinion and
I applied it to you.
'Cause we had a few
conversations, like clearing
things up, and then I feel like
we're good, and now I feel like
you're mad at me again about
something.
I don't know if it's like people
running to you and saying things
because they wanna take me out,
so they want to sway people's
opinions about me.
And what I was getting from
those opinions was that like you
were manipulating situations,
that like things were being said
behind people's backs, and like
that's like how I was taking it,
so that was beginning to be my
impression of you.
Who's telling you this,
the master manipulator?
Alexandra.
So confusing.
Here I'm thinking jenessa's
been the one manipulating and
playing us all the whole time,
but lo and behold, it's been
Alexandra.
This girl who said she was my
friend made me look like such
an idiot.
Right now jenessa has
everybody in the house under her
wing.
She controls them and Cheyenne
is weak and so is Lisa Marie and
honestly, they're gonna listen
to whatever jenessa says.
I'm thinking back to
the fight I had with jenessa.
Hey, Kristen, if you wanna
say something to me, then
- say it to my face.
- And the second it
all went down, the one person
who told me everything about
jenessa didn't back me up one
bit.
I really have to apologize,
because I was really under
a different impression.
I just was under the impression
you were like throwing people
under the bus, that you were
manipulating people, that you
were forming alliances, and
I feel like an idiot because
I believed her.
Oh, yeah, jenessa, that
suspicious bitch.
You mean that manipulative
bitch?
The one that's trying to
manipulate me right now.
I see you looking at me.
Oh, my gosh.
What a gullible sucker.
I can't believe it was so
easy to turn everyone against
Alexandra.
It's like taking candy from
a baby.
I can't believe they're so
naive.
This couldn't be a more perfect
situation.
Coming up...
And later...
You will have one hour to decide
which bride you would most like
to see stay.
I'm not sure how
the girls are gonna react when I
reveal my vote.
This is really gonna be a test
of whether I'm really the puppet
what's with the paper plates?
Is this from like another day?
I wake up this morning and
the vibe in the house is so
weird.
Last night Cheyenne did not
sleep in the room, and this
morning she packed up half her
stuff and took it over to
the blue room.
Something's definitely up.
Kristen.
What's up?
What did I miss?
Not much.
Last night, I went to bed
early and all the girls were out
hanging out together by the hot
tub.
So I need to know, what the hell
is going on?
Seriously, um.
'Cause like I woke up today
and the vibe is so...
Different?
And I feel it all towards me.
I know you would be the only one
to let me know what it is.
Like was my name brought up
last night or anything?
No.
Alexandra needs to be kept in
the dark for multiple reasons.
"A," she's a very scary person
and can punch a bitch.
"B," the more Alexandra knows,
the more Alexandra controls.
Well, I just wanted to make
sure that no one was like
talking about me.
I don't know.
Okay, well, I just wanted to
ask you because you're someone
that I definitely thought
I could trust.
I feel that Kristen is not
telling me something or maybe
she just doesn't know what's
going on.
This is what happens when you go
to sleep and you miss everything
that was said.
Thank you.
It really is.
I'm at a crossroads here.
I've been trying to clean up my
image by burying Alexandra but
now I'm not sure what's better,
Alexandra going home, or
Kristen.
I would hug you but I'm
sweaty.
Okay.
If jenessa and I join forces,
maybe we can get some of these
other girls out of the house.
I can't even breathe.
I know, it's okay.
If I make it past tonight,
let the games begin.
Ladies, come meet me in
the foyer.
Tonight's elimination and
I'm the bottom three.
Last night a lot of things
happened that made me question
some of the friendships I have
had.
I have to put all my trust into
jenessa.
I just hope that I don't get
sent home, and that I still have
a chance to compete for my dream
wedding.
You guys look pretty.
Thank you.
As you can see, the rsvp box
is now here.
You will have one hour to decide
which bride you would most like
to see stay.
I have no idea what anyone's
thinking at this point, but I'm
not worried, because first
people were kind of angry at
Kristen, now they're really
angry at Alexandra, and so I'm
actually kind of feeling really
good about this.
All right, I need the bottom
brides... Alexandra, Kristen,
netty... to come with me.
Okay.
I'd like to get rid of
Alexandra, just because of what
she's done to people in
the house, but Kristen is
definitely a competitive threat.
I'm not sure how the girls are
gonna react when I reveal my
vote.
Coming up...
You are the kind of person
that you don't care who you step
on along the way.
Oh, my god.
My friend, the one person
I thought I could trust in this
house, completely lied.
I guess never trust when people
tell you that they're rooting
for you.
I promised you my vote, and
as your mentor I'd like to, uh,
take a few moments to tell you
a few things.
If jenessa doesn't sit at my
table, I'm done.
The one person I haven't trusted
this whole time, I'm now relying
off of.
This is crazy.
After our little jacuzzi
moment last night, I feel better
about what my chances are when
it comes to staying through this
elimination.
But if I do home, like fine.
At least I'm going home sexy.
Ha ha, bitches.
I'm so glad that I was
completely away from all
the drama, so I really do feel
like I have a really good chance
going into this.
I'm really excited going into
this rsvp ceremony.
This is really gonna be a test
of whether I'm really the puppet
master or not.
Hello, ladies, and welcome to
another "bridalplasty" rsvp
ceremony.
The time has come to reveal your
rsvps and send one of these
bottom brides home.
Cheyenne.
Kristen, darling.
Obviously we've been extremely
close from day one, and I know
that after this, you and me are
gonna be like really good
friends regardless because
I love you and I know you're
an amazing person.
Alexandra, we were friends from
day one.
You were my roommate.
You were probably one of my
favorite people in the house and
since then have slowly declined.
You are the kind of person that
you don't care who you step on
along the way as long as
Alexandra gets to where
Alexandra wants to be.
Cheyenne is saying a lot of
rude things.
But keep them coming, Cheyenne,
because jenessa's voting for me,
and when I have a chance to cut
you, I will.
So unfortunately, Dr. dubrow
can fix faces, he can't fix
personalities.
I totally feel for Kristen,
but this is a game and I have to
win this.
Oh, my god, my friend,
the one person I thought I could
trust in this house, completely
lied.
And then I look over at jenessa
and I'm like, this sucks.
I'm screwed.
Lisa Marie.
Kristen.
I can't thank you enough for
always being such a true friend.
You're always fair and you're so
beautiful.
However, I think sometimes you
let your emotions get the best
of you.
Alexandra.
We know that you're gonna go far
in life.
You have it in you.
The person I did choose, I just
hope that they can peel back
their layers and I can learn
more about them.
I feel like I'm completely
missing something.
What do you think you're
missing?
I guess never trust when
people tell you that they're
rooting for you because
obviously it's not true, ha.
I'm going out of my mind.
I cannot believe that Cheyenne
and Lisa Marie played me this
hard.
They said that they had my back
and I had their vote, so it's
just, just how the cookie
crumbles, I suppose.
At least I know I wouldn't go
back on what I said.
It's getting intense.
Kristen just called out Lisa
Marie and she has every right
to.
I'm so shocked right now,
I could've sworn that Lisa Marie
was going to vote for Kristen.
Dominique.
Alexandra, I wanna start with
you.
Your spirit... you're fun loving.
And just being around you gets
me up, gets me motivated, gets
me moving.
I really admire that.
Kristen.
You are a firecracker.
You took us all down like
the first three challenges
without even breaking a sweat.
And now I'm here.
Right.
Exactly.
The reason why I chose who
I chose tonight was because
I really don't feel like
I've learned enough about her
yet.
And I really need to.
Dominique.
What the hell, did you just sit
at netty's table?
Jenessa told me you were gonna
sit at mine.
Netty, you are now safe from
going home, so congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm safe.
Oh, my god, yay.
I am freaking safe.
It all comes down to jenessa.
Jenessa, if you sit at
Alexandra's table, she will be
safe.
And jenessa, if you sit at
Kristen's table, she will be
safe.
If jenessa doesn't sit at my
table, I'm done.
The one person I haven't trusted
this whole time I'm now relying
off of.
This is crazy.
Jenessa promised me her vote.
I can only hope that her word is
true.
Kristen.
We had kind of a rocky start,
you are a strong competitor.
The way things have been
going, I do not know how this
vote is gonna happen.
Will jenessa vote for me or
Alexandra?
I could be going home.
I wish we would've really had
a chance to get to know each
other a little better and maybe
not taken things for face value.
Alexandra.
I promised you my vote, and as
your mentor I'd like to take
a few moments to tell you a few
things.
I think that, as a manipulator,
you would've realized today that
you were being manipulated by
everyone in the house.
Alexandra definitely thinks
she's the master manipulator but
you know what?
I played her better.
And I just can't hold it in
anymore.
You may not have been
the biggest loser, you may not
have won that competition, but
tonight, you are the biggest
loser.
Oh, hi.
Alexandra got her ass whooped
by words.
Tonight's elimination was
absolutely ruthless.
I'm not sure at this point if
Alexandra is this terrible
person that everybody is making
her out to be, but I so feel for
her at this point.
Alexandra, I'm sorry but your
time here at "bridalplasty" and
your quest to be the perfect
bride is over.
Your wedding will still go on.
It just won't be perfect.
Are there any last words that
you'd like to say to your fellow
brides?
I have nothing to say to any
of the girls in the house after
what they just did to me,
because none of them are worth
my time.
I definitely don't wanna be in
a house full of fake bitches and
that's exactly what they are and
in the end, we'll see who
the real manipulator is, because
it really is jenessa.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get my
tummy tuck.
But it doesn't matter, because
honestly, what I am gonna do is
marry my fiance.
Well, ladies,
congratulations.
You are all still in the running
to become the perfect bride and
to have the wedding of your
dreams.
Started crying for nothing.
Everything worked out
perfectly.
Kristen's still here for now,
but she's next on my list.
I'm looking back like
mouthing things like, I will cut
you.
Next time on
"bridalplasty"...
I'm gonna unwrap your
arms.
Oh!
This is going to be the first
time that I see my arms.
I'm so excited.
Oh, my god.
I'm just really looking
forward for me to see finally
what my nose looks like.
Oh, my god.
You look so different.
I have a new friend I'd like
to introduce you to, giuliana
rancic.
Hi, guys.
Hi.
This is really exciting.
You will be making
your bridal bouquets.
Lisa Marie, she can't even
figure out how to tie a damn
bouquet together.
Are you kidding?
You don't even know what
happened.
This is what happened to me.
I had to deal with like acne as
a very, very young person.
And it was very hard for me.
These surgeries are not cheap.
And for someone to give you
a gift like that and say,
"here," Christmas time is here.
Ah!