Boston Legal (2004–2008): Season 5, Episode 13 - Last Call - full transcript

Make sure as you stand
that you face each other

It's a pet peeve of mine
when couples look like?

they're going off into
different directions

Even during the ceremony

Ok, then, now you're going
to be giving her away?

And you're abviously the groom

And that would make you the Jew

Rabbi. Rabbi. Oh,I'm so sorry

Oh, my God, icertainly hope
you will accept my apology

May i really be honest
father?

- I'm not happy at all with this union
- Rabbi?



There's a very old joke, you
know what the call the child

- Of a jew and a christian?
- here we go

A christian

Assimilation, see?
Didn't I tell you?

- Father
- Excuse me?

Do you know the most oppressed
religion in America today?

- Christiainity
- Hear, hear

It's Christmas time, you know
christmas has become verbotten

- You can't even say the word
- Interesting, he speaks German

- What?
- Rabbi

- Maybe we should all start over
- like to know what you meant by that

It's nothing personal
I just have a little peeve over

How the Catholic Church turned
its back on the Holocaust

- I love it, a holy war
- but the catholic church



Has been unwavering
in its support of Israel

- A great risk to America, i might add
- Father

Much of the violence
directed at our country

stems from our support
of Israel?

Support which is surely
as disproportionate

Since Israel probably doesn't
even need to exist anymore

Ooh, that should seal it

Did you actually just say
Israel shouldn't exist?

- Rabbi?
- Come on, Rabbi

I mean it was created as a refuge,
a safe-haven far jews

Jews are doing fine now
So what's the point?

It was ugly
Rabbi stormed out

The Priest refused to give
Shirley the use of the church

Why were you rehearsing
on a Wednesday?

Because, i am gonna be
at the supreme Court on Friday

Filling a drug prescription

Check out the hair
upon that clerk

Denny, do not say
anything offensive

Let's just get this done
without incident

- May i help you?
- yes, we'd like to apply

for a moustache...
a marriage license

You two are getting married?

Is there a reason we shouldn't?

Other than, maybe
you and i should get together?

- Denny?
- We plan an open door marriage

My card

You're heterosexual
are you heterosexual?

Is that a problem?

He completes me

- You're getting married?
- Is that wrong?

- Yes
- Why?

- It's a sham, Alan
- It is not a sham

Yes, it is no different than two
people who aren't really in love

With each other marrying
for a green card

First of all, I love Denny
I believe he loves me

And there's no requirement
that a couple be " in love"

In fact, given the? current
divorce rate, one might say

The most insidious problem
with marriage is that people

Make life-altering decisions
while in love

It's a drug,
a toxic one at that

And scientifically proven
to wear off

What's toxic is your cynicism

I think your little scheme
is dishonest

You've been
a little testy of late

Do all brides get ordery

You know, let's just move on
Shall we?

As you know, the sale of the firm to
Tsu international has been finalized

The new head of litigation is
expected to be appointed

and ostensibly to watchdog us

I like the new direction of the firm

I have a document for
Mr Shore and Mr Crane?

I'll take it,Thank you

- They've got to be kidding me
- What is it?

It's notice of an injunction
seeking to?

Stop me and Denny from
getting married

What?

That city hall clerk
must have ratted us out

Who's filing?

The Massachusetts chapter of the
Gay and Lesbian League

Excuse me?

What a hypocrisy
Katie, pull up whatever law

You can on same sex marriage

Jerry and i Will stay focused on
the Supreme Court case

- As if we haven't got enough to do
- Are we done here?

We have one more item

The new management has decided
to change the name of the firm

To what?

Let me just preface this
bysaying that personally?

I want my name off the firm, so?

To what?

Chang, Poole and Schmidt

Chang, Poole and Schmidt?

I simply don't understand? the logic

Your name has such
recognition value

I've destroyed it, haven't i?
my name?

No, you haven't

You know?

Half the stuff i do with the?

Nonsense with the sex and?

It's to appear colorful,
and larger than life?

To distract people?

From how truly small
i've become

I'm not about to let you sulk
and ruin my wedding day

We'll open our own firm,
we don't need them

We'll overturn it

The Supreme court would
never side with the Chinese

There's no way

Denny, we're going to the
Supreme court to get the drug

I know that
I'm just saying?

Well?

He now says that he?
might marry us

But not in the Church, which is
of course what i wanted most

Alright, so we find
another Church

Carl, did you think
it was the smartest idea

- To bring in that particular rabbi?
- What do you mean?

Well, he's a flaming bigot

I mean, the catholics are
responsible for the Holocaust?

He didn't say they were
responsible

He said they turned their back,
which is true

Can we discuss the priest's
little gem?

- Israel doesn't need to exist?
-That's a political argument

- political?
- Yes, and many people have expressed it

palestinians living in Israel
will soon outnumber the Jews

The idea of a continuing
as a Jewish state...

I can't believe
I'm hearing this

- Certainly you've heard it before
- Not from you

- I'm not supporting the idea...
- N?o, but you're defending a priest...

- Please do not raise your voice
- ... and you're calling the rabbi

- a bigot?
- Yes, a big one

Really? First the chinese,
now the Jews, Who's next?

- You, Get out
- O?h, with pleasure

So, basically, this marriage
is all about money?

Judge, I would guess
a lot of marriages are

If you trace the institution
to its origins,

you'll discover that marriage
had its roots in economics

- N?ot love, money
- I find it offensive

- Why?
- I'll tell you why

Speaking as a gay man,
we have had to fight long

and hard for this right

We have suffered ridicule,
hatred, gay-bashing

You're preaching to the old boys
choir We're with you on that

- N?o, you're making a mockery of it...
- We're doing no such thing

- You're blatant heterosexual
- So what?

Are you proposing a rule
that every couple

be sexually active,
or procreational?

Cause that's been used
against you

Your honor, this is exactly
what the religious right

and conservative movements
have been warning of:

“if we allow same sex marriage,
what next?”

Well, this is what's next

You will see people exploiting
same sex unions to circumvent...

- You hypocrit
- All right

H's suggesting we go
into some kind of discovery

as to why two people
want to marry,

the very kind of invasive
legislat...

This does seem a bit cynical

You are basically wanting
to marry Denny Crane...

- to skirt tax laws
- Your honor, in this day and age,

the preservation of wealth
is paramount

And I'm sorry, before I see
Mr crane's money

go to fund immoral wars

or less moral
government bail-outs,

I'd rather see it go to me
The plans I have for it

Are far more philanthropic
And by the way, I love him, OK?

I love the man. He loves me.
We're partners.

To say that we cannot get married
because we don't have sex, is...

just as preposterous and bigoty
as banning marriage

based on who a person
chooses to have sex with.

H will be fueling the fire
to pass a constitutional ban on...

You're the one stoking the embers.
For what it's worth,

this isn't about just money.
there are medical reasons.

He happens to be suffering
from an incurable illness.

- You can do that by proxy.
- He doesn't want to.

He wants a partner,
a legal spouse.

- Why?
- That's his prerogative, his privacy.

- You seek to invade that too?
- All right, I have heard the arguments.

Let me take an hour,
and I will decide.

You have no idea,
what you'll be stowing up.

All right.

- Is she not beautiful?
- Who is she?

O?pposing counsel.
She's arguing for the government.

Flying here from Tennessee.
It's all good, Alan.

She's hot, and doctors say,

blood flow in any direction

- Is good for my brain
- Are you packed?

Because we're going straight
from court to the airport

Will you stop nagging me?
We're not married yet

Just get packed

This is crazy

N?either of us are
very religious people

We haven't even talked
about it before.

Why are we letting this
nonsense stand in our way?

Well, most people
don't talk about religion,

and it doesn't enter into our daily
lives, but it is nevertheless a value,

and it's obvious that you and
I have different values, carl.

Religion is not a value.

Spirituality? Yes.
Belief in God? OK.

But religion itself?
It's a discipline,

one that pretends to be about
love, family and charity,

too often is a vehicle
of hatred and war.

Yeah, it's starting up a little war
right now between you and me.

And it really pisses me off

That it is politically incorrect
to celebrate christmas,

but you get all your...
Yom Kippur,

Rosh Hashanah,
Hanucca, Passover.

My God, you have
a gazillion of them.

Paul.

Little bit of good news.

The... dreaded monster that they're
bringing in to oversee litigation?

- Do we know who it is?
- We do.

Me.

For whatever reason,
I seem to have their trust.

- Well, that is good news.
- Yes.

Is there bad news?

Shirley, I don't think
I can save Denny.

Well, that's a moot point,
fighting for me or Alan...

or carl, probably Jerry,
maybe Κatie.

- If you talk to the others...
- I won't.

Shirley, come on.

- We have to face it, that Denny...
- could get better

If he gets this drug,
it is showing a lot of promise,

Denny could improve.

All right, look,

I do find this union to be
primarily based on money.

I also agree withMr Pinnard.

This is the exact kind of exploitation
that Christian right and others feared.

But I also recognize, people
marry for all sorts of reasons.

It's not the government's
place to ask why.

Mr pinnard, there are many gays
who marry heterosexuals.

Also gays who marry gays
of the opposite sex,

because they want to start
a family, be co-parents...

Nothing to do with romantic love.

I hardly think you believe the
government should step in and stop that

Same-sex unions are legal
in Massachusetts.

Your motion for an injunction
is denied.

- The dock on Nimmo Bay.
- We go directly from Dc.

We're going to need somebody from
Massachusetts to perform the ceremony.

Your honour, by any chance
do you like to fish?

You will keep the others
if you feel it is warranted,

but Denny Crane
absolutely must go.

The lawyers here are
extremely loyal to him.

It doesn't matter. The man
is mentally unbalanced.

He's a danger to himself and others
and cannot be allowed to stay.

I will tell you this, right now.
I would not want to risk

losing Alan Shore.

Mr Shore needs to be reined in.

We understand he is
a brilliant attorney,

but he is undisciplined...

and also needs overseeing.

We are not afraid to lose him,
if we must... in time.

Denny, shouldn't we just go up to the
room, we've got a big day tomorrow.

Not to mention I don't want to
look puffy on my wedding day.

Let's get a night cap,
it would settle our nerves.

- I hear Hillary comes here
- Denny, she...

I just wanna meet her once,
before... you and I...

You know, I think she'd like me.
I have a feeling about us.

- You and H?illary?
- Yeah, we're bo...

- What?
- That's her.

H?illary?

Wonder-girl from Tennessee

She's at the bar. Bet she's
staying at the same hotel.

What are you doing?

If I can make her see me
as a human being...

- she'll have mercy on our case
- But she won't see you as a human being

You'll reveal yourself to be
the animal that you are

Give me some credit
will you, please?

I'm going up to the room.
I've got too much to go over

- I'll see you up there
- Denny, don't say anything to that woman

- that she can use against us
- I won't

Double scotch

Mitch Shoemaker,Hello.

It'd be a pleasure to meet you,
Mitch, if I had time.

- Unfortunately, I don't.
- Thanks. Whatever she's drinking.

She's not.

Look, I'm not hitting on you.

I'm old enough to be
your grandfather.

In fact, you remind me
of my granddaughter.

You got a... a grandpa?
Is he in good health?

- Lot of them aren't.
- Mitch...

can I call youMitch? Cause
you look more like a Denny to me.

- How did you know?
- You're very famous.

Well, I won't bore you
with my usual nonsense.

You seem like
a very nice young lady.

- I have Alzheimer's disease
- You're not alone.

Over 5 million Americans do,

including my own grandmother

So, you know

H?ow can you...

take the position you're
taking, if you know?

I would think you'd want your
grandmother to have Dimebolin.

H?ave you read the data? It helps
with cognition, the memory.

- could be a life-saver.
- And it's only completed two trials

There's still a lot of testing
that needs to be done.

What stage is she in,
your grandma?

Three.

But she's lucid enough to know
what you'll be arguing tomorrow.

I'm not going to discuss my family
matters with you, Mr Crane.

What I can tell you: there's
a very human face

on everyone of those
five million people,

including you.

And tomorrow I'll be fighting
for all of them, including you.

Good night,Mr Crane.

We'll see you in the Great Hall.

All persons having business
before the honourable...

- Do you think they'll remember us?
- How could they not?

Look at Ginsburg.

Does the woman now want me?

The woman's on heat.

clarence looks like
he wants you too, Denny.

Check out Scalia
"Cherry McChuckles"

Alito looks glad to see us.

God, it's good to be back.

All right, Ms Brooks,
let's start with you.

Thank you, Mr chief Justice.

May it please the court,

the right of the terminally ill
to use experimental drugs

is nowhere guaranteed
in our constitution.

So what?

Does every right have to be
bestowed by the Constitution?

Certainly not, your honor.
But in the absence of any law

- Or legislative intent, which provides..
- Come on, counsel

If this man is dying
of an incurable disease

why not give him the unapproved
drug? Who does it hurt?

First of all,Mr crane is not
necessarily terminal. He...

You know something about
Alzheimer's we don't?

I know the disease can take
unpredictable courses...

Particularly when it comes
to progression

And all with the same ending

The FDA bans experimental
drug use with good reason

Because this does not just
involve the individual patients.

If untested drugs are
suddenly made available,

people will forego entering
into clinical drug trials.

promising drugs might
not be studied,

and therefore never reach
the market. That hurts...

Over 5 million people have Alzeimer's

Something tells me we have plenty
of subjects for clinical trials

With all due respect,
justice Scalia,

if people can simply
buy the drug,

they won't choose to enter
into a clinical study

where they can risk
getting a placebo

Why shouldn't a person have
a right to medical self-defence

This court rejected that right in...

In marijuana cases, where there
are other treatments available

We let women abort viable fetuses

to protect their own lives

A person may shoot and attack
to death in self-defence

Shouldn't this man be able
to take a drug to save himself,

especially if it's his only hope?

N?o. First of all, dying people are
willing to assume any risk,

including taking dangerous,
untested drugs,

which could kill them sooner

But again, what's the downside...

The downside is clinical trials
get short-changed,

interfered with

The safety and efficacy
of these drugs is at stake,

not to mention
millions of lives

My grandmother has Alzheimer's

She's one of those five million people

She sits at home,
waiting for a cure,

desperate for FDA approval,
which could very well be delayed

by letting...

We've seen how pharmaceutical
companies work

It's not about finding cures, so much
as it is about finding markets selling

If they get to peddle
promising but untested drugs,

we all know they'll do it

Drugs that engender false hopes

Ones with higher profit margins,
if they get to skip the testing

Investors will pump their money

into snake-oils that dress up well

This is not a scrupulous
industry, your honour

They most certainly don't deserve
a pass on clinical trials,

and that is what will effectively
happen if untested drugs

are okayed by this court

This woman is good

Would you forgive a "bride-zilla"

going a little nuts during
her wedding week?

I'm sorry, Carl

I wanted to get married
in a church

I wanted everything
to be so perfect...

because I am marrying
the greatest man

I have ever known
and loved and...

Do you still want me?

O?f course I want you

If you wanna raise the kids
Jewish, I'm OK with that

Even with all the gazillions
of holidays?

The only thing
I really care about...

I do wanna celebrate christmas, but...

there's one thing
I really care about...

and that is getting to spend
the rest of my life with you,

so if you want to elope,
let's do it

I talked to Denny

He and Alan have a judge

and they're flying up to N?immo Bay
to get married

H?e proposes we join,
make it a joint ceremony

Maybe we should

O?h, yes!

I had my heart set on a church,

but failing that,
a fishing lodge!

It's not just a fishing lodge,
I'm told

Shirley, we could be married
by this time Saturday

You've certainly come a long way,
Mr Fuddy-Duddy

Who knows how much longer
we'll all be together?

A road trip could be fun

We already have a problem
in this country

of rushing unsafe drugs
to the market, it's epidemic

And, as soon as we allow patients,

especially the desperate ones,
to exempt drugs from testing,

it's going to get exponentially worse

Fewer people will be saved
Rather, more will die

Science tramped by false hope
and permissive advertising...

Ms Brooks, the red light
is been on for some time

- If I could just add...
- No. You've exceeded your limit

I think you should get a little
band to play people off,

you know, like the O?scars
and the Emmys

Just a thought

OK, before we even get started
let's be clear on a few things

This time, you will conduct yourself
in a manner befitting this court.

You will address only
the issues before this court,

and not derail yourself
with a spiralling ramp

that serves no purpose other than...
What is that?

I'm very sorry.

I have a tendency to not
notice that little red light,

so I programmed
my tie to also alert me

when I've been talking too long.

Evidently, my tie
thinks that you have.

- Turn it off, right now.
- Yes, sir.

We go way back.

Ok Mr. Shore, your time
is starting right now

- Use it wisely
- Thank you Mr. Chief Justice

Let me begin by extending
a special greeting to Justice Thomas

Justice Thomas

Still the Chatty Kathy, OK

- Where to begin?
- Let's begin with your brief

which was conspicuously
thin on case law

That's because most of the
case law doesn't support us

But let's be honest
this court hasn't been that big on

Precedent anyway, am I right?

I mean, we have 200 years
of the Supreme Court

not one found a constitutional
right to bear arms,

but you happen to like arms,
so, what the hell?

Established case law also
tells us that torture and denial

of due process are bad, but
evidently you favor both, so

in the Guantanamo case
the big "never mind"?

You people throw precedent
with the morning trash here

- Mr. Shore, I'm curious
- That I didn't know

What could possible possess you
to want to come in here and be cocky?

Do you think this helps
your client?

Actually, the reason
I am, uh, a little cocky...

Is because my client, Denny crane
is the little guy here

And the Supreme court of
the United States has always

always stood up for
the little guy...

As they did for O?liver Brown

A black man who fought for
his third-grade daughter

to be able to go to the same

Elementary school as her best friend
and who was white

Though, of course, this
particular Supreme Court

Has gutted Brown
vs Board of Education

Because precedent, as we said
who needs it? but...

Counsel, I gave you an express
directive to stick to this case

Yes, getting to it, your honour

You see, I happen to know
the little guy is due in this court

That's why I'm confident

The little guy's been taking
such a beating of late in this room

I just know he's due.

Oh, you think the little guy
loses out with us?

Don't you? come on, Enron,
the makers of medical devices

The tobacco industry
has done very well here

This court heard 7 anti-trust
cases in its first two terms

And decided all of them in favor
of big corporate defendants

And, of course, the biggest

Player on the block,
the government always seems to win

And then, on the other end of that
particular see-saw down there,

stuck in the mud
we have the losers

The criminal defendants.
Forget 'em. My God.

Just last month, you turned down
a stay of execution for a Georgia man

Even though 7 of the 9
prosecution witnesses recanted

I guess you just couldn't be bothered

With his innocence
Maybe it was Friday and you had plans

Anytime you want to weigh in, Justice
Thomas, just give me a little wave

Counsel, I had plans, today.

I have a flight booked
at 1:00 for a vacation

which I've looked forward to
for a long, long time

And I will make that flight, Counsel

which means as soon as
that red light blinks...

Yes, your honour, I promise you will be
out of here and on vacation in a jiffy

And speaking for all Americans,

I give you permission to stay away
for as long as you like

But first, there's this matter
of the little guy

He's here in your courtroom
And he's due... for a win

My...

Client has Alzheimer's.

I know what you're probably
thinking, and you're right,

Denny Crane is hardly
a little guy

H?e's the very... biggest.

He's rich, he's famous,

He's one of the giants
of our profession

But that isn't really
what makes him so...

It's his enormous
foolish heart

It's his boundless generosity

Denny has a sense
of wonder and innocence

Like a child with all of
the world before him

H?e has that capacity for...
sheer joy that...

most of us somehow lose

Along the road to adulthood

Denny is my best friend
I love him with all my heart

If I could yank that horrible
disease out of his body

I would fight it, and I would win
I would use every ounce of my strength

and I would win, if I could...

But I can't.

My best friend is dying
of an incurable disease...

That will rob him of himself

Before it finally robs him
of his life

and I'm sorry, I don't give a damn
what the case law says

The law...

You simply cannot look
a dying man in the eye

And say you don't get the right
to try and save yourself.

The law cannot possibly say that
and if it does

It needs to change,
right now, today. Today.

Our problem, Mr Shore

We have to safeguard the masses

Our rulings don't reach
people one person at a time

But why can't they?

Make this ruling apply only
to Denny Crane if you choose to

Just make it

Your honour, deeply
embedded in this court

in so many of its holdings

Is the individual's autonomy
and personal dignity

So, tell me, please, explain to me
how that cannot apply here

Because all I can see is
the indecency of a disease

That cripples the body
as it rots the brain

Can only be exceeded
by the inhumanity

Of knowing there's a drug that could
help and not letting him have it

Contrary to the
public's perception,

I think, when asked, most judges
and lawyers would say...

The reason they first went
to law school...

was simply to help people

This man I love

my friend

Desperately needs your help

I beg the nine of you
to look within yourselves...

And revisit that question
why did you go to law school?

Why did you want to sit up
there and wear that robe?

Because today this
experimental drug

Isn't really Denny crane's
last best hope.

You are
You are

When the bells are ringing

I hear them tingle-linging

Ooh, they're ringing...

Ringing closer and closer to me

I hear the organ playing

You know, this is ridiculous

Yes, and we wouldn't
want it any other way

There it is. Nimmo Bay

- Don't you think it's low?
- Indian summer

We're on our honeymoon

Our honey moon

We're on our honeymoon

On our honeymoon

All right, let's not waste time

I don't want a honeymoon
with a salmon

Heaven on earth

Let's send out for some scotch
Nothing younger than 25 years

Are there bears here?

Isn't this the time of year
they look to fatten up?

This really is beautiful.

- I'm afraid of it, but it's beautiful.
- What are you afraid of?

O?h, you name it...
The water, the woods... Canada.

Stop it

- This is your vacation?
- H?e brought a standing buddy

Where's the secret service?

Your honor, this is fate
you must admit...

Don't talk to me

I won't, I promise, if I could just
ask you one little thing...

I mean, it can't be ex parte
we're on a dock.

Could you look any sillier?
I know you can

But, have you had an opportunity
to think about that little...

Favour I sought to carry
in court?

Is just that I'm dying to know
Denny is, actually

O?n Monday, the court
will issue a one-line memo

Granting you the use
of the experimental drug

You mean it?
I'm cured

- I could just hug you, may I?
- I'll have you jailed

Your honour, I truly...
I don't know what to say

- May I call you N?ino? Because...
- You may not

I've always heard
you're a compassionate man

Now I know

I came up here to fish
If you'll excuse me

Your honour, one last thing

Denny and I came up here to be married
I know you want to get to the river

We did bring a judge of our own

But the possibility
of an upgrade...

I at least have to ask

We're gonna make this really fast

- Which is what we want. If I may say..
- N?o, you may not

You all take your respective parties
to be lawfully wedded partners

To love, honour and obey
till death do you part?

Your honour, that might be
a little faster than we...

- You want me to do this?
- We do.

-I know pronounce you...
-No, wait.

We were saying "we do" to the question
"do we want you to do it?"

Mr. Shore, the Coho are jumping
at Seymour Falls

Your honour, this is
our wedding day

Join hands.

Are you going to be serious
about this? Because if not...

Alan, I've never been
more serious about anything

In my entire life

Ok, let's go

Do you, carl and Denny respectively

Take Shirley and Alan respectively,

To be your lawfully wedded partners

to love, honour and obey...

And cherish
Especially cherish

...and cherish, till
death do you part?

I do

I do

And do you
Shirley and Alan respectively

Take carl and Denny, respectively

To be your lawfully wedded partners

To love, honour,
obey and cherish...

Till death do you part?

I do

I do

You all understand
what it means to be married?

This is a sacred thing
The commitments to love one another

To be there for each other
no matter what...

Do you really all get that?

We get it, your honour

Look at me

By the powers vested in me
as Justice of the Supreme court

And by the powers of the
commonwealth of Massachusetts...

I can't speak for Canada

I know pronounce you
husband and wife...

And you husband and husband.

What God has brought together,
let no man and no court tear asunder.

You may kiss the bride

Woa, one at the time

Alan, you first.

And, Denny, gently

And now, Carl... my husband

- Good luck to you all.
- Thank you, your honour

-Thank you so much, your honour
-Thank you, justice

I love you, man

I love you too, Denny

Shirley, may I have
my wedding dance with you?

It's just I've always dreamt
of dancing with you

In this dress, looking
exactly the way you do.

Denny, don't you think
Carl should get this dance?

Let him grab the next one
H?e's got you forever

I just...

Just for tonight...

let's pretend
we still care...

You really are
a good sport, Carl

I'm a good sport?

Alan, has it sunk in yet,
who you're married to?

- Judge?
- Why not?

Move to the music...

And say "I love you"

Promise each other...

We'll always be true...

Our love's not just for tonight

Our love's not just for tonight

- Long day
- But a good one

It was wonderful
Spectacular day

- What couples they made
- Yes, they did

Thank you, Jerry, for being
my charming date

- Canada was great
- Beautiful

- I'm not afraid of it anymore
- How great is that?

Conquer once the fear of
a foreign country

- A great day
- Fab

Let's not make ourselves dizzy

N?ow... I feel dizzy.

- Somebody's been here
- Who?

I don't know.
But clearly somebody

Probably staff celebrating
our wedding

They could've cleaned up

You're not gonna be
a neat freak, are you?

Don't start with me

Tell you, Alan...

I woke up this morning,
I thought the end was near...

but this drug...

I could feel the fog lifting
just thinking about it

- We're married.
- can you believe it?

We will face ridicule,
Denny... abuse

Don't be fooled

It's all worth it

I love you

I love you too

You know, I was watching you
dance with Shirley

And for a second, I thought
you were having one of your...

moments...

Where you actually believe
you and she...

Had one of those moments
yesterday

- You thought she was your wife?
- No, I thought you were my son

Proud moment for a dad
I tell you that...

Having you as my son

That's something

Are we gonna stay with this firm,
or are we gonna... open a new one?

We don't have to decide tonight

Let's just sit here like
an old married couple

You know, I was a little hurt

- You danced with Shirley instead of...
- Here we go

- I'm just saying...
- Come on.

We did get married. I'd think
a little attention is in order

- Before your eyes start roving
- You wanted to dance?

- I did.
- Let's do it now

N?o, the moment is passed

N?o, it hasn't

We're here, now
We're in the moment

- I don't want a mercy dance
- Is this the way it's gonna be?

Alan... our wedding dance

- Don't try anything
- Funny

And I want to lead

- Why should you...?
- You got to lead with Shirley

It's my turn. Just dance

- You're leading
- I'm not

Well, quit shoving me around

If you plan to dominate me
in this marriage

- let's undo it right now.
- well, that's "Till death do us part"

- I can call Scalia right now
- I don't wanna undo it now

Just... be quite.
Seize the moment

It's our wedding night

It's our wedding night

Fantastic

Fantastic, that's you, yes

You perform miracles

Whenever you hold me near

Tender, warm miracles

That make me surrender dear

Yes

You whisper "Darling"?

And before my eyes

A blaze of fireworks
light up the skies

No wonder angels
have starry eyes

Fantastic

Fantastic, that's you