Boris (2007–2010): Season 1, Episode 6 - Come Lars von Trier - full transcript
Hey. today is Monday. dear Boris.
don't tell me.
today there is a very boring scene
I hate these scenes. stop!
You already have the sugar!
Leave him. he is very nervous today.
he is very nervous today.
René. there is a problem
Corinna has read the scene
and she doesn't want to record it?
No. at the moment nothing is known about that.
But has she read it?
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I sent it to you yesterday afternoon
and I have begged you to read it
I saw her this morning and she didn't tell me anything
Rather. today we have a fan of
"The eyes of the heart" on a plate
and they even called us from the channel
fifteen
00:00:54.850 --> 00:00:56.774
to make sure you treat him very well.
Does not exist! Sorry for the channel and
who recommends it.
sorry for the fan. but not today!
Another day may come!
Tomorrow. the day after tomorrow. when you want.
twenty
00:01:04.819 --> 00:01:05.445
but not today!
twenty-one
00:01:05.882 --> 00:01:07.023
She has come by train from Macerata!
And that? Who cares!
2. 3
00:01:08.898 --> 00:01:10.506
She picks it up again and goes back to Macerata. I don't know!
Just today with that scene we have to do!
Also. fan of what?
That they have eliminated us to chapter 2!
René. he is a fan. he has even done
a web page about the series.
We can't kick him out!
A website about "Eyes of the heart"?
Is it silly or what?
He is sick!
Fabio. René.
Hi.
3. 4
00:02:31.843 --> 00:02:32.737
Congratulations Ferretti!
"The eyes of the heart" is my favorite series.
I don't understand why they took it away!
Marketing. kid! Marketing!
They understood that winter would have been better. you know?
But I see you know my name!
Ferretti Renato. known as René.
born to Fiano Romano on September 19. 1958.
but he lives in Rome.
It's your third series
but you have also done the direction of advertising
from the diapers of the chimpanzee
which has caused quite a scandal.
Four. Five
00:02:57.552 --> 00:02:58.340
You have an allergy to mushrooms
and you always carry a red fish with you:
Stan Smith. Borg. Panatta. Lendl
Boris Becker!
Big! Great!
fifty
00:03:09.833 --> 00:03:11.510
You don't know how handsome Panatta was!
Panatta always suggested many camera movements to me.
It was quite a camera movement with Panatta!
Hey. listen. I wanted to tell you
who pushed you ...
-What??
you would have come ... someone to push your chair ...
I mean. are you alone or ...
I always go alone. René!
Very well! I like I like!
But you know what. champion?
Oops. sorry! I have hurt you?
No. no ... I mean. here is everything
a tangle of cables and binaries
today there are a lot of people who come and go
You can still come when the set is more ...
Yes. Stanis and Corinna where are they?
Ok. we accompany our champion
where are the actors.
that the dream factory has its duties!
Only the paralytic was missing today.
The paralyzed fan was missing!
I have sent 57 emails to Magnesia
and 44 to the canal and nothing.
then I have sent a photo and they have already invited me!
But wait but you are ...
don't tell me. with those eyes
the actress Stanis will leave Corinna for?
No. I'm the assistant director!
Bhe. you will have a lot of fans.
Fabio. we work a lot here.
now you will realize.
I show you the take off Corinna.
you choose the wave.
when you know she's the good one
you turn around you always look at her until the end
later when you hear the wave
the force of the wave
start to slide down
give four strokes and we go with the take off!
Yes. hello!
-Hello
He is Fabio
Yes. yes ... ah. is it for the photo?
Is it Telethon already? Because I haven't received the contract yet.
Fabio is a big fan of "Los ojos del corazon"
and today he has come to visit us on set.
Yes. ok. I have understood but I have not received
the contract not even for that. so ...
Just kidding. kidding ... I adore my fans! Come here!
Stanis La Rochelle
and Corinna Negri
together! I did not imagine ...
I've been a fan of yours since "Two Like Us"
that three-seven in Copacabana.
You guys are really cool!
You are great. Banana!
Can I call you Banana? It bothers you?
What surprises me is that the series
It hasn't been issued yet. that's why ...
"I have not stolen anything from you Antonio that you have not already lost"
I remember the two chapters issued.
But the suspension of that series
it really adds to the many mysteries of Italy.
Do you surf? Do you surf?
Just kidding. just kidding!
The truth is my dear
My dear Banana is that you and I should go to the USA
maybe they could heal you there
and we could go surfing you and me Banana. alone!
Do you like the character of Giulia?
You are gorgeous!
And also?
Buenissimissima!
It's a joke. right?
Of course it's kidding!
It is always a joke!
Gentlemen. today I do not record a millimeter of film
without having Banana by my side. always!
Voucher!
If Corinna agrees
Yeah sure! Clear!
Have you read today's scenes. Corinna?
24. have you read it?
What a bore! I always read them.
I am a professional. you know?
Voucher. Stay with him.
You don't run away. do you?
Don't run away. don't worry Banana!
Hold on tight
that now I let you attend the birth.
to the genesis of the creative process!
I shit on you
What is it? Banana!
I think I've caught cold on the train!
-And enough
Anyway. I don't like you calling me Banana
my name is Fabio!
Forgives!
I think the passion scenes
they are the most boring at all.
Hey!
I want conflict. action. accidents. deaths.
While you're forced to watch two drool all over you!
Since childhood
when I watched TV
if I saw two who kissed
I always expected him to enter
the bad guy to kill them both!
Scared. huh?
I don't agree with this speech. you know?
Why?
Because I like love scenes.
Come on. let's take everything!
You are a dirty girl then!
That dirty. I like the
scenes of passion. of love.
I am a sentimental one!
How sentimental. you are a bitch!
Guarrone will you be? Guarrone and violent!
Ariannaaaaaa
Fuck!
He says it's an ambush
that is not ready and wants to postpone it.
what if you can't
anyway needs more time
to prepare psychologically
pluck!
But. sorry. you didn't tell me that she had read it?
Why now suddenly you don't want to do it?
She says that nobody had told her
that she had to read the notes.
Has she read only the dialogues?
She hadn't understood that she had to make her naked.
How good!
Hey. what do we do? We postpone?
No René. if you always let her win.
this turns into hell.
Good!
You tell her we do it and she's done!
You say
-Hey!
Okay. tell him like this!
Arianna. Stanis wants to talk to you in the dressing room. now!
OMG. what's up today?
I want you to see a man who is
making love to a 20 meter wave.
Stanis. what did you call me for?
Because Corinna's attitude from before
she is very unprofessional.
So?
So you're pampering too much Corinna
and little to me!
Hey. rather. this morning. when you saw each other.
haven't you talked about this?
No jokes? A bit of shame?
It is the first sex scene you record
the first kiss.
Sister. maybe you forget the scene
from last year in the morgue.
during the autopsy.
do you remember the rumeno miner?
That I have wrapped her with a kiss
very little Italian!
Do you remember that?
-I had forgotten!
And she had the breath
much worse than that of the dead.
I said it!
Let this remain between us!
-What a pity!
You are ready?
Stanis La Rochelle. girl.
always ready!
Stanis La Rochelle was born ready
and she is a wonderful professional.
Stanis don't need women
this is the truth!
What do I care?
I make love with the waves!
Stanis fucks like this. Stanis!
Am i doing okay? I push too hard?
What are they recording there?
Details. You know those little scenes
in slang they call them ...
"livers"
Let's go.
Llavatelo that you step on all the cables.
I'd say these free cables
They are not just in rule. or am I wrong?
Are you responsible?
We go fast!
Let's see. Lorenzo. our photography fellow.
what is it like to be part of a great series?
A great series.
See the strongest feeling that I feel
is the shame.
Hey. when there is a theatrical show.
that a hundred people are going to see.
it is rehearsed for at least two months.
When you do a series for ten million people.
what you see has never been rehearsed.
As? This is a very important series. what do you think?
Millions of people are going to see it.
For this we are ashamed!
Listen. it's very simple
"Eyes of the heart" sucks!
As? Forgives?
"Eyes of the heart" sucks!
This video is for you. right?
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I mean. it's your personal thing.
No. because how you spread this I look for you
and smite the dogs against you!
Yes.
Do you also agree?
Is this series so ugly?
The series in Italy are seen and quite.
for some reason it will be
Yes. yes. we heard our hairdresser. Gloria.
Makeup artist
Makeup artist. what do you tell us?
I say that. to start our interviewer
you should have your hands in place.
You are all too serious. moralists.
I thought that
in the world of TV was
promiscuity. crazy sex.
Look if you want I can fill your plate
of promiscuous stories on plate.
Sorry. I have to talk to you.
Let's see.
Not here. outside.
Come on!
Come on let's go.
I raised ...
ehm. now just because you are paralyzed you can afford
to be silly with the makeup artist. understood?
Is it your girl
What if she were like this? Yes. she is my girl!
Well then I have to change
the fan club website
because it happened to me that Augusto Biascica
he was married with 2 daughters.
nothing updated.
Two daughters and then?
Two daughters and and ...
What ... what ... and you ...
Sooner or later I hit you
get a wheelchair.
Renéééééé
René. where are you?
It's useless for you to scream. sorry. eh!
Ok. we do what is written in your contract.
Although. if you allow me. who has written your contract.
has written a lot of nonsense.
You want to deceive me!
You want to deceive me!
But who wants to cheat on you?
Hey Corinna!
In case of scenes of passion on the screen you have
to be just one person. and Itala what?
We record without script?
What does it matter. even if Fulanita is missing. what changes?
Come on. Corinna. huh!
On set they are only admitted
the director and the assistant.
In other words. not the peer. What do we do?
Did we record it without sound?
You are all against me.
You want to deceive me.
That we are not against you. Corinna let's go!
Look that you are dressed. not naked.
It's the beginning of the scene. see?
Corinna. honey. you are so pretty.
How lucky you are.
If I had your body I would undress now!
I would love to!
Hey Arianna. don't try to be nice to me
to change my mind. okay?
I know perfectly that here they are all
some macho pigs.
to start from the three scriptwriters!
Don't look ... I've left you three bills.
Here the chapter goes down desperately!
It is true! It is true!
Everyone still!
I have an idea!
We make them fuck
all of a sudden. without a reason!
Wait a minute.
Genius!
Genius!
And if you want to know what else
I'm scared it's René!
René? That he goes. that one is so innocent.
If it were up to him we would record alone
action scenes. shootings.
Voilà!
I thought ... look. Stanis gave me a great idea!
All naked. a la Lars Von Trier!
Come on. all naked. do you feel like it?
I don't know ... is that ... what?
To the Lars Von Trier. to the Dutch!
To the Dutch!
Let's see who is filming this scene:naked!
The actor at the center. the actor is everything
then all for the actor. come on! Nudes!
Come on. come on. we filmed the orgy scene!
Ready for the orgy scene!
Oh Arianna. if you don't want to. you can ...
No. no. it's not a problem.
Sure. of course!
I have forgotten that for you it is not a problem.
I have not understood. sorry?
No what?
Why wouldn't it be a problem for me?
No. you said it for you
It is not a problem.
No. now you explain to me why for you
Shouldn't it be a problem for me to get naked?
No. Arianna. you are perfect!
No. no. tell me why!
Why do you think I'm a tomboy. why?
No baby you are perfect
and I knew that for you it was not a problem!
Come on!
Fabio.
Let me see today's scene.
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René. what do you say?
Ok. who wants can
stay in underpants!
Hey Fabio. I don't think that's the case.
these are delicate moments for actors.
But when we finish the scene you can come back.
I have the train to Macerata at three.
If I go out now I can't go back in.
Fabio. dear. did Arianna tell you?
So sorry.
And if I get naked too?
I know the rule is:everyone who
are willing to undress can attend.
It's not a problem for me
and neither for you if she gets naked
a disabled person. I hope.
Okay okay. I get it. huh!
For me it would have meant a lot.
but i guess it's hard
confront diversity.
I'm used to it. thanks!
Maybe you were right!
Biascica?
-Hey!
Your enthusiasm impresses us all. you know?
Yeah huh
Yes. you even have a pretty face from here!
I make you see your neck!
Do you want to see the neck?
You have a little pimple. but!
That's Aunt Annuncia's food!
Sepia. pass me the French down here.
I can't. they told me that I have myself
to stay here. I'm not moving.
How can you not? The French flag.
do you know what a french flag is?
Yes. that's it.
Can you pass it to me please? Courtesy.
Diligence. I don't know how to tell you.
You pass me the french flag
I can't get off ?!
Thank you Sepia. sepiolina.
very cute. come here!
You see? You could do better but hey!
Wait. where are you going? Stay here.
Hold the ladder for me.
Hold the ladder for me. I'm afraid.
I am sensitive.
With both hands. come!
Hold on well. there it is. I like your touch.
You have a very delicate touch.
Powerful and delicate at the same time.
How lucky you are that I'm eterosexual!
Because if it were "retrosexual" it was another story!
It is done!
Come on. come on. we record!
René. I wanted to undress more
but I am not feeling well.
It's okay like that?
It's okay like this. stay that way.
Let's see. Stanis and Corinna can you hear me?
Yes.
Let's see. you come in
in the room
with the champagne in the hands
So
You could Stanis. now you could kiss her
-Yes
Free yourself from the glasses. of course.
Sepia!
Well. like this.
Wait!
Good yes.
towards the bed
good
now in bed alright
in bed and ... and you do something.
Come on. come on. try it out! Let's go!
Good
So
Very good. no?
Kiss me Giulia
Stop
Why?
It sucks.
I don't know why but this scene sucks!
I knew it. the sex scenes
they are very touchy!
I can tell you something?
Tell me.
What happens?
It sucks.
Hey Arianna. I'm done. you know?
This is a losing streak for me
very difficult!
I don't have a contract. at war with my ex-wife.
I even broke my shower!
Do you know how much it costs to fix it?
You want us to stand
We see how to record it and do it later?
Do you want to record it?
Come on. nobody will know!
Hey? Let's go! Let's go!
Come on. please record it yourself
this fucking scene of fucking kisses.
Hey?
How we do?
Let me do it.
By God. I feel bad
I don't know. it will be a colica!
A colica?
Sorry guys. I'm terrible.
Arianna records her
there are my notes
All story is already embroidered
Arianna records it. forgive me guys!
Sorry! Excuse me all!
Ah or! Ah or!
What are you doing?
He's photographing everything!
Give me. give me here. leave!
Hey. I knew it was a ball bastard this!
How cool! A bit of work
for my lawyers! How cool!
Kid. are you blameless? Because I tell you.
Stanis tells you. you end up in jail. little boy!
You end up in jail!
Give it back. the phone is a personal property!
Do not delete them!
Don't delete them. you know?
I don't bo .... if you erase them I will report you!
I denounce you!
Ok. watch out!
-This is silly!
My father is a Senator of the Republic
and you are doing me violence!
What party is your father from?
And what else does he give?
What party is your father from?
Of the Greens.
Fuck you. come on!
Go home. this catalytic!
Catalytic!
-Grab this Euro4. go!
Hold your 2%. come here with that 2%!
What a primate!
Go make barley soup!
I send you to jail!
Fire up this Euro4. come on!
Let's see. the scene was like this:
punch. zoom in on the victim.
the fact is that the actor has made a mistake
with the ring and has caught it in full. 18 points!
And the producer?
He has shitted himself!
I see that you are better?
-Hey?
Ah yes yes! Sure. better. thanks!
But what happened?
I've seen Fabio. the boy from Macerata
that that ...
so I have seen that he was leaving.
neither he nor he greeted me!
René. thank you!
I feel so improved!
You see? I have told you! You see? You have to believe until the end!
Never give up! Never!
Arianna
Arianna
I'm very sorry about what happened today with Fabio
But I had not realized that with the mobile ...
I really liked how you directed today
really. you've been very good.
Stanis was different too.
Forgives.
Outside.
Look. the strongest feeling is shame.
"Eyes of the heart" sucks!
it's bullshit!
"Eyes of the heart". shit. shit
fucking eyes!
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don't tell me.
today there is a very boring scene
I hate these scenes. stop!
You already have the sugar!
Leave him. he is very nervous today.
he is very nervous today.
René. there is a problem
Corinna has read the scene
and she doesn't want to record it?
No. at the moment nothing is known about that.
But has she read it?
eleven
00:00:45.118 --> 00:00:47.584
I sent it to you yesterday afternoon
and I have begged you to read it
I saw her this morning and she didn't tell me anything
Rather. today we have a fan of
"The eyes of the heart" on a plate
and they even called us from the channel
fifteen
00:00:54.850 --> 00:00:56.774
to make sure you treat him very well.
Does not exist! Sorry for the channel and
who recommends it.
sorry for the fan. but not today!
Another day may come!
Tomorrow. the day after tomorrow. when you want.
twenty
00:01:04.819 --> 00:01:05.445
but not today!
twenty-one
00:01:05.882 --> 00:01:07.023
She has come by train from Macerata!
And that? Who cares!
2. 3
00:01:08.898 --> 00:01:10.506
She picks it up again and goes back to Macerata. I don't know!
Just today with that scene we have to do!
Also. fan of what?
That they have eliminated us to chapter 2!
René. he is a fan. he has even done
a web page about the series.
We can't kick him out!
A website about "Eyes of the heart"?
Is it silly or what?
He is sick!
Fabio. René.
Hi.
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00:02:31.843 --> 00:02:32.737
Congratulations Ferretti!
"The eyes of the heart" is my favorite series.
I don't understand why they took it away!
Marketing. kid! Marketing!
They understood that winter would have been better. you know?
But I see you know my name!
Ferretti Renato. known as René.
born to Fiano Romano on September 19. 1958.
but he lives in Rome.
It's your third series
but you have also done the direction of advertising
from the diapers of the chimpanzee
which has caused quite a scandal.
Four. Five
00:02:57.552 --> 00:02:58.340
You have an allergy to mushrooms
and you always carry a red fish with you:
Stan Smith. Borg. Panatta. Lendl
Boris Becker!
Big! Great!
fifty
00:03:09.833 --> 00:03:11.510
You don't know how handsome Panatta was!
Panatta always suggested many camera movements to me.
It was quite a camera movement with Panatta!
Hey. listen. I wanted to tell you
who pushed you ...
-What??
you would have come ... someone to push your chair ...
I mean. are you alone or ...
I always go alone. René!
Very well! I like I like!
But you know what. champion?
Oops. sorry! I have hurt you?
No. no ... I mean. here is everything
a tangle of cables and binaries
today there are a lot of people who come and go
You can still come when the set is more ...
Yes. Stanis and Corinna where are they?
Ok. we accompany our champion
where are the actors.
that the dream factory has its duties!
Only the paralytic was missing today.
The paralyzed fan was missing!
I have sent 57 emails to Magnesia
and 44 to the canal and nothing.
then I have sent a photo and they have already invited me!
But wait but you are ...
don't tell me. with those eyes
the actress Stanis will leave Corinna for?
No. I'm the assistant director!
Bhe. you will have a lot of fans.
Fabio. we work a lot here.
now you will realize.
I show you the take off Corinna.
you choose the wave.
when you know she's the good one
you turn around you always look at her until the end
later when you hear the wave
the force of the wave
start to slide down
give four strokes and we go with the take off!
Yes. hello!
-Hello
He is Fabio
Yes. yes ... ah. is it for the photo?
Is it Telethon already? Because I haven't received the contract yet.
Fabio is a big fan of "Los ojos del corazon"
and today he has come to visit us on set.
Yes. ok. I have understood but I have not received
the contract not even for that. so ...
Just kidding. kidding ... I adore my fans! Come here!
Stanis La Rochelle
and Corinna Negri
together! I did not imagine ...
I've been a fan of yours since "Two Like Us"
that three-seven in Copacabana.
You guys are really cool!
You are great. Banana!
Can I call you Banana? It bothers you?
What surprises me is that the series
It hasn't been issued yet. that's why ...
"I have not stolen anything from you Antonio that you have not already lost"
I remember the two chapters issued.
But the suspension of that series
it really adds to the many mysteries of Italy.
Do you surf? Do you surf?
Just kidding. just kidding!
The truth is my dear
My dear Banana is that you and I should go to the USA
maybe they could heal you there
and we could go surfing you and me Banana. alone!
Do you like the character of Giulia?
You are gorgeous!
And also?
Buenissimissima!
It's a joke. right?
Of course it's kidding!
It is always a joke!
Gentlemen. today I do not record a millimeter of film
without having Banana by my side. always!
Voucher!
If Corinna agrees
Yeah sure! Clear!
Have you read today's scenes. Corinna?
24. have you read it?
What a bore! I always read them.
I am a professional. you know?
Voucher. Stay with him.
You don't run away. do you?
Don't run away. don't worry Banana!
Hold on tight
that now I let you attend the birth.
to the genesis of the creative process!
I shit on you
What is it? Banana!
I think I've caught cold on the train!
-And enough
Anyway. I don't like you calling me Banana
my name is Fabio!
Forgives!
I think the passion scenes
they are the most boring at all.
Hey!
I want conflict. action. accidents. deaths.
While you're forced to watch two drool all over you!
Since childhood
when I watched TV
if I saw two who kissed
I always expected him to enter
the bad guy to kill them both!
Scared. huh?
I don't agree with this speech. you know?
Why?
Because I like love scenes.
Come on. let's take everything!
You are a dirty girl then!
That dirty. I like the
scenes of passion. of love.
I am a sentimental one!
How sentimental. you are a bitch!
Guarrone will you be? Guarrone and violent!
Ariannaaaaaa
Fuck!
He says it's an ambush
that is not ready and wants to postpone it.
what if you can't
anyway needs more time
to prepare psychologically
pluck!
But. sorry. you didn't tell me that she had read it?
Why now suddenly you don't want to do it?
She says that nobody had told her
that she had to read the notes.
Has she read only the dialogues?
She hadn't understood that she had to make her naked.
How good!
Hey. what do we do? We postpone?
No René. if you always let her win.
this turns into hell.
Good!
You tell her we do it and she's done!
You say
-Hey!
Okay. tell him like this!
Arianna. Stanis wants to talk to you in the dressing room. now!
OMG. what's up today?
I want you to see a man who is
making love to a 20 meter wave.
Stanis. what did you call me for?
Because Corinna's attitude from before
she is very unprofessional.
So?
So you're pampering too much Corinna
and little to me!
Hey. rather. this morning. when you saw each other.
haven't you talked about this?
No jokes? A bit of shame?
It is the first sex scene you record
the first kiss.
Sister. maybe you forget the scene
from last year in the morgue.
during the autopsy.
do you remember the rumeno miner?
That I have wrapped her with a kiss
very little Italian!
Do you remember that?
-I had forgotten!
And she had the breath
much worse than that of the dead.
I said it!
Let this remain between us!
-What a pity!
You are ready?
Stanis La Rochelle. girl.
always ready!
Stanis La Rochelle was born ready
and she is a wonderful professional.
Stanis don't need women
this is the truth!
What do I care?
I make love with the waves!
Stanis fucks like this. Stanis!
Am i doing okay? I push too hard?
What are they recording there?
Details. You know those little scenes
in slang they call them ...
"livers"
Let's go.
Llavatelo that you step on all the cables.
I'd say these free cables
They are not just in rule. or am I wrong?
Are you responsible?
We go fast!
Let's see. Lorenzo. our photography fellow.
what is it like to be part of a great series?
A great series.
See the strongest feeling that I feel
is the shame.
Hey. when there is a theatrical show.
that a hundred people are going to see.
it is rehearsed for at least two months.
When you do a series for ten million people.
what you see has never been rehearsed.
As? This is a very important series. what do you think?
Millions of people are going to see it.
For this we are ashamed!
Listen. it's very simple
"Eyes of the heart" sucks!
As? Forgives?
"Eyes of the heart" sucks!
This video is for you. right?
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I mean. it's your personal thing.
No. because how you spread this I look for you
and smite the dogs against you!
Yes.
Do you also agree?
Is this series so ugly?
The series in Italy are seen and quite.
for some reason it will be
Yes. yes. we heard our hairdresser. Gloria.
Makeup artist
Makeup artist. what do you tell us?
I say that. to start our interviewer
you should have your hands in place.
You are all too serious. moralists.
I thought that
in the world of TV was
promiscuity. crazy sex.
Look if you want I can fill your plate
of promiscuous stories on plate.
Sorry. I have to talk to you.
Let's see.
Not here. outside.
Come on!
Come on let's go.
I raised ...
ehm. now just because you are paralyzed you can afford
to be silly with the makeup artist. understood?
Is it your girl
What if she were like this? Yes. she is my girl!
Well then I have to change
the fan club website
because it happened to me that Augusto Biascica
he was married with 2 daughters.
nothing updated.
Two daughters and then?
Two daughters and and ...
What ... what ... and you ...
Sooner or later I hit you
get a wheelchair.
Renéééééé
René. where are you?
It's useless for you to scream. sorry. eh!
Ok. we do what is written in your contract.
Although. if you allow me. who has written your contract.
has written a lot of nonsense.
You want to deceive me!
You want to deceive me!
But who wants to cheat on you?
Hey Corinna!
In case of scenes of passion on the screen you have
to be just one person. and Itala what?
We record without script?
What does it matter. even if Fulanita is missing. what changes?
Come on. Corinna. huh!
On set they are only admitted
the director and the assistant.
In other words. not the peer. What do we do?
Did we record it without sound?
You are all against me.
You want to deceive me.
That we are not against you. Corinna let's go!
Look that you are dressed. not naked.
It's the beginning of the scene. see?
Corinna. honey. you are so pretty.
How lucky you are.
If I had your body I would undress now!
I would love to!
Hey Arianna. don't try to be nice to me
to change my mind. okay?
I know perfectly that here they are all
some macho pigs.
to start from the three scriptwriters!
Don't look ... I've left you three bills.
Here the chapter goes down desperately!
It is true! It is true!
Everyone still!
I have an idea!
We make them fuck
all of a sudden. without a reason!
Wait a minute.
Genius!
Genius!
And if you want to know what else
I'm scared it's René!
René? That he goes. that one is so innocent.
If it were up to him we would record alone
action scenes. shootings.
Voilà!
I thought ... look. Stanis gave me a great idea!
All naked. a la Lars Von Trier!
Come on. all naked. do you feel like it?
I don't know ... is that ... what?
To the Lars Von Trier. to the Dutch!
To the Dutch!
Let's see who is filming this scene:naked!
The actor at the center. the actor is everything
then all for the actor. come on! Nudes!
Come on. come on. we filmed the orgy scene!
Ready for the orgy scene!
Oh Arianna. if you don't want to. you can ...
No. no. it's not a problem.
Sure. of course!
I have forgotten that for you it is not a problem.
I have not understood. sorry?
No what?
Why wouldn't it be a problem for me?
No. you said it for you
It is not a problem.
No. now you explain to me why for you
Shouldn't it be a problem for me to get naked?
No. Arianna. you are perfect!
No. no. tell me why!
Why do you think I'm a tomboy. why?
No baby you are perfect
and I knew that for you it was not a problem!
Come on!
Fabio.
Let me see today's scene.
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René. what do you say?
Ok. who wants can
stay in underpants!
Hey Fabio. I don't think that's the case.
these are delicate moments for actors.
But when we finish the scene you can come back.
I have the train to Macerata at three.
If I go out now I can't go back in.
Fabio. dear. did Arianna tell you?
So sorry.
And if I get naked too?
I know the rule is:everyone who
are willing to undress can attend.
It's not a problem for me
and neither for you if she gets naked
a disabled person. I hope.
Okay okay. I get it. huh!
For me it would have meant a lot.
but i guess it's hard
confront diversity.
I'm used to it. thanks!
Maybe you were right!
Biascica?
-Hey!
Your enthusiasm impresses us all. you know?
Yeah huh
Yes. you even have a pretty face from here!
I make you see your neck!
Do you want to see the neck?
You have a little pimple. but!
That's Aunt Annuncia's food!
Sepia. pass me the French down here.
I can't. they told me that I have myself
to stay here. I'm not moving.
How can you not? The French flag.
do you know what a french flag is?
Yes. that's it.
Can you pass it to me please? Courtesy.
Diligence. I don't know how to tell you.
You pass me the french flag
I can't get off ?!
Thank you Sepia. sepiolina.
very cute. come here!
You see? You could do better but hey!
Wait. where are you going? Stay here.
Hold the ladder for me.
Hold the ladder for me. I'm afraid.
I am sensitive.
With both hands. come!
Hold on well. there it is. I like your touch.
You have a very delicate touch.
Powerful and delicate at the same time.
How lucky you are that I'm eterosexual!
Because if it were "retrosexual" it was another story!
It is done!
Come on. come on. we record!
René. I wanted to undress more
but I am not feeling well.
It's okay like that?
It's okay like this. stay that way.
Let's see. Stanis and Corinna can you hear me?
Yes.
Let's see. you come in
in the room
with the champagne in the hands
So
You could Stanis. now you could kiss her
-Yes
Free yourself from the glasses. of course.
Sepia!
Well. like this.
Wait!
Good yes.
towards the bed
good
now in bed alright
in bed and ... and you do something.
Come on. come on. try it out! Let's go!
Good
So
Very good. no?
Kiss me Giulia
Stop
Why?
It sucks.
I don't know why but this scene sucks!
I knew it. the sex scenes
they are very touchy!
I can tell you something?
Tell me.
What happens?
It sucks.
Hey Arianna. I'm done. you know?
This is a losing streak for me
very difficult!
I don't have a contract. at war with my ex-wife.
I even broke my shower!
Do you know how much it costs to fix it?
You want us to stand
We see how to record it and do it later?
Do you want to record it?
Come on. nobody will know!
Hey? Let's go! Let's go!
Come on. please record it yourself
this fucking scene of fucking kisses.
Hey?
How we do?
Let me do it.
By God. I feel bad
I don't know. it will be a colica!
A colica?
Sorry guys. I'm terrible.
Arianna records her
there are my notes
All story is already embroidered
Arianna records it. forgive me guys!
Sorry! Excuse me all!
Ah or! Ah or!
What are you doing?
He's photographing everything!
Give me. give me here. leave!
Hey. I knew it was a ball bastard this!
How cool! A bit of work
for my lawyers! How cool!
Kid. are you blameless? Because I tell you.
Stanis tells you. you end up in jail. little boy!
You end up in jail!
Give it back. the phone is a personal property!
Do not delete them!
Don't delete them. you know?
I don't bo .... if you erase them I will report you!
I denounce you!
Ok. watch out!
-This is silly!
My father is a Senator of the Republic
and you are doing me violence!
What party is your father from?
And what else does he give?
What party is your father from?
Of the Greens.
Fuck you. come on!
Go home. this catalytic!
Catalytic!
-Grab this Euro4. go!
Hold your 2%. come here with that 2%!
What a primate!
Go make barley soup!
I send you to jail!
Fire up this Euro4. come on!
Let's see. the scene was like this:
punch. zoom in on the victim.
the fact is that the actor has made a mistake
with the ring and has caught it in full. 18 points!
And the producer?
He has shitted himself!
I see that you are better?
-Hey?
Ah yes yes! Sure. better. thanks!
But what happened?
I've seen Fabio. the boy from Macerata
that that ...
so I have seen that he was leaving.
neither he nor he greeted me!
René. thank you!
I feel so improved!
You see? I have told you! You see? You have to believe until the end!
Never give up! Never!
Arianna
Arianna
I'm very sorry about what happened today with Fabio
But I had not realized that with the mobile ...
I really liked how you directed today
really. you've been very good.
Stanis was different too.
Forgives.
Outside.
Look. the strongest feeling is shame.
"Eyes of the heart" sucks!
it's bullshit!
"Eyes of the heart". shit. shit
fucking eyes!
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