Bonanza (1959–1973): Season 14, Episode 11 - The Bucket Dog - full transcript

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Hello, boy.

Oh, so that's what
you were doin', huh,

watchin' those birds?

Not watching, lad, pointing.

April, come.

Heel.

Sit.

Sit, April. Good.

Where'd you come from?



I was in the shade
watching April work.

Didn't you see me?

No, sir, I didn't.

April, huh?

I should have known she was a lady.

- Pretty as she is.
- Yeah, she's every inch a lady.

By the way, my name's Tim Riley.

Oh, I'm... I'm Jamie Cartwright.
Nice to meet you.

You know, Mr. Riley,
I've seen a lot of dogs,

but never a red one.

She's an Irish Setter, one of the few
in this part of the world.

I've got to tell you, though,
she's a wee bit small for her breed.

Well, I wouldn't know the difference.

April, mind your manners.
Say hello to our friend.



April, how are you? Hi.

It's a pity, uh, I've got to sell her.

You wouldn't know a man hereabouts

who's looking for
a great bird dog, would you?

Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, me.
I'd like to buy her.

How much you askin'?

Well, a man who really knows
bird dogs, uh,

he'd be willing to pay $100
for a dog like her.

April, come.

April?

April, come!

$100?

That's a whole lot more
than I can pay.

How much can you offer?

Well, uh... I've been savin' up.

I haven't counted it just lately,
but I must have at least 10, $12...

15, $20.
I... I could probably raise $20.

Well, that ain't a great amount, is it?

When you sell a dog
that you've raised and trained, Jamie,

you want to be sure
that the owner will love her.

Oh, Mr. Riley, I'd love her.

I believe that.

What about your family?

Oh, they'd all love her, too.

My pa, Joe, the hands,
they'd all love her.

So, now we're back to the money.

A lad doesn't have to pay,
he doesn't value what he gets.

You did say $20?

I said... I said prob...

Yeah. Yeah, I can raise $20.

Good.

Then we'll meet you here tomorrow,
same time, same place.

Say goodbye to our friend, April.

Bye, April.

See you at the same time tomorrow,
then, right here.

All right?

I think so.

I think we found a lad
to keep you from being shot.

Come on. Come on.

April, come here.

Walk softly, you and the lad,

and we'll hope no harm comes
to either one of you.

Six...

Oh, hey, Joe, I was just
coming down to talk to you.

Yeah, well, I'm kinda tired right now.

Well, look, Joe,
this is kinda important.

I was wondering
if you'd lend me a dollar.

For what?

Well, uh, there's somethin'
I just gotta buy, Joe.

I just gotta have it, and if I don't...

All right, I believe you.

- Find some money in my pocket.
- Oh, hey, thanks, Joe.

I'll pay you back as soon as I get my...

- No sweat. Don't worry.
- Yeah, thanks a lot, Joe.

You're welcome.
You're welcome.

- You know, Candy...
- What?

This is... just about
the most important thing

that's ever happened to me.

You... You wouldn't want me to miss

the chance of a lifetime,
now, would you?

I guess not.

Thanks a lot.

And, uh, would you, uh...

Would you hand me that...

That wrench?

Very wise man say
never lend money to boy with freckle.

Oh, come on, Hop Sing,
what wise man said that?

Hop Sing.

All right, Hop Sing.

If you don't want to lend it to me,
I can earn it.

I'll wash all your pots and pans
for a week. Now, how's that?

Hop Sing smarter to pay you
to stay out of kitchen.

Hop Sing no lend you money.

This is from little boy
in Canton, China, long time ago.

Every night he dream of
beautiful butterfly kite,

but never get it.

Thank you, Hop Sing.

Go.

Uh, Pa, I was, uh, wondering if...

If there was any chance
at all for me to, uh...

Oh, uh, thank you, Pa.

You see that, lad?

She won't make a move
until I give the command.

She's trained to shot and wing.

Take it.

Here, I brought my money.

Hey, look at her.

Have you ever seen
anything so beautiful?

I've never seen
anything like that before.

April, come!

Sit.

Good. Heel.

That is fantastic.

Heel. Come on.

There are a couple of things
I forgot to mention yesterday.

She's a lady, you see? A house dog.

Not one that sleeps in a barn
or spend long cold nights

roped to a post in the yard.

She'll live in the house,
I give you my word.

Not only a dog you'll be buyin', Jamie.
It's a responsibility.

Oh, you mean takin' care of her.
Well, I'll sure do that.

She was born and bred
to hunt, Jamie.

She's an Upland game dog, she is,
and she has to work every day.

You mean walking with her
like we're doin' now?

There's more
to training than just walking.

Like there's more to going to school

than just carrying your books
back and forth.

You know, come to think of it,
I... I wouldn't know what to do.

Maybe not, but there's a man
here to show you how.

April, come!

Come.

Sit.

Sit.

Mr. Riley, I thought
you said you had to leave.

Oh, not just yet.

I'll be around for a while.

Long enough to teach me
how to train her?

She doesn't need any training.
You do, every day.

Oh, yes, sir.

Uh, about the money...

Uh...

I, uh... I was only able...

I mean I... I have, uh, $19.02.

But I also have a silver peso
with a bullet hole in it.

And... And my harmonica.

And I brought my Barlow knife, too.

My stamp collection.
Yeah, I have my stamp collection.

$19.02.

Exactly what I had in mind.

And a piece of your paper.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, yeah.

There you are.

"For the sum of $1..."

That makes it legal, Jamie.

"I herewith sell to Jamie Cartwright..."

One female Irish Setter.

Oh, that's great.

Her name's April.

April, heel.

Good girl.

Smart, too.
About the smartest dog I ever saw.

Yeah, looks smart all right.

That's the surprise
you were talkin' about?

Yeah, Joe. She's a bird dog, too.

Heck, with her around,
we don't have to worry about

getting quail for the table.

- She's a friendly one.
- Yeah.

Well, wants to check out her home.

- She's your property?
- Oh, yes, sir.

- Hop Sing, no, wait...
- No, Jamie. Jamie, hold it.

Now, uh, listen. You can keep
that dog on two conditions.

Number one,
she stays out of Hop Sing's kitchen.

- That's a must.
- Yes, sir.

Number two, she doesn't chase
after the livestock.

- She... She won't.
- Because if she...

Hop Sing, no! Hop Sing, wait!

Hop Sing, leave the dog alone!

Hop Sing!

Jamie, get that dog out of here!

April, come here!

Come on, get out of here. Come on!

Jamie, get her out of here!

I'm trying, Pa.

Oh.

Well, I admit,
chickens are birds, of a sort.

And April's a bird dog.

Well, I guess she can't be expected

to tell one bird
from another. However...

We will not,
we cannot have a dog

on the Ponderosa
that chases chickens.

Yes, sir, I'll tell her.

You'll tell her?

You have to do more than that.

You... You just make sure
it doesn't happen again.

Yes, sir.

And I don't want her chasing livestock.

I want to make that perfectly clear.

Oh, it is, sir. I...

Heck, we must've passed at least
100 cows on the way home,

and she wasn't even interested.

Well I, uh... I hope so.

There's a box stall out in the barn
that's not being used.

You can make a bed for her there
until we can build a dog house.

Uh, sir?

I... I'm sorry, but I can't.

You see, April's a house dog,

and I gave my word
she'd live in the house.

Hmm...

I see.

Well, if you gave your word...

I guess that's the way it'll have to be.

All right, she stays in the house.

- Thank you.
- If... she behaves

and if she doesn't chase chickens.

Chickens. Yes, sir, I'll...

I promise.

You hear that?
Now, you behave. Understand?

- You, too.
- I will.

What?

Good heavens,
what's wrong with you?

I'm... I'm sorry I'm late.

I was playing a little poker in town.

- Jamie!
- Yes?

Now, that's your dog.
Now just shut her up, will you?

Yes, sir. April, sit!

So we can get some sleep
around here tonight.

Stay! Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

Shh! April, sit!

She's just being a watch dog, Joe.

Tell... Tell her I live here, will ya?

Yeah. I'm... I'm sorry, Joe.

Oh, April.

Sit. Heel.

April. April.

April.

April, be quiet.

April.

What's going on in here?

Crazy dog! Wake everybody up early!

Coffee not ready.

Tea ready.

Relax, April, it's me.

- April, heel.
- Ah-ah-ah.

Sit.

Not today, young man.

Now, for the past week, you two
have been closer than a shadow,

but not today.

We go to church. April stays home.

- Sure, Pa. Anything you say.
- All right.

Now, April, you be a good girl
and stay here. Sit.

Good girl. Stay here.
I'll be back as soon as I can.

- Amen.
- Amen.

The congregation will please rise.

Page 25 in your hymnal.

Sowing in the morning

Sowing seeds of kindness

Sowing in the noontide
and the dewy eve

Waiting for the harvest

And the time of reaping

We shall come rejoicing

Bringing in the sheaves

Bringing in the sheaves

Bringing in the sheaves

We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves

Bringing in the sheaves

Get the dog out

Right this very minute

Take the dog out

Bringing in the sheaves

Bringing in the sheaves

We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves

Bringing in the sheaves...

You sure did it this time,
you really did.

Well...

You didn't know any better.

Besides, it was kinda funny.

You know, you don't sing good,
but you sure sing loud.

- Whoa.
- Hi.

A red dog, female by the look of her.

Yes, sir.

What breed?

Irish Setter.

One of mine?

- Is my kennel short a dog?
- No, sir.

She's got to be one of mine.

I own every female Irish Setter
west of the Mississippi.

Now, where'd you get my dog?

Well, speak up. Where'd you get her?

Uh, I bought her.

She seems to know you.

- I sold the dog to the boy.
- You bought stolen property.

Riley, pick up my dog.

Now... Now, just a minute.
She's my dog.

And she's not going anywhere,
not without me.

All right, then.

Then come along,
if you want to go to jail.

That's where Riley's going.

Come on, Jamie, let's go.

That's her, Your Honor.

Well...

Never saw one quite that color before.

Yeah, you made some trouble,
didn't you, girl?

Well, let's get on with it.

I didn't wanna lock anybody up
on account of a dog.

That's why I asked you
to come over, Judge.

Well, I'm glad you did, Sheriff.

I wouldn't have missed it for a farm.

You'll pay.

You stopped working for me
when you started stealing from me.

Gentlemen, we have
some serious talking to do.

Now, this is a hearing
to find out who owns that red dog.

I do, sir.

I've even got the bill of sale for her.

Right here.

Mr. Riley, you sold Jamie
a female dog.

Did you own her?

Yes, sir, I did.

That dog is an Irish Setter,
female, Laverhill strain.

I brought the breed to America.

I own every female Irish Setter
west of the Mississippi.

All but one, the one I sold to Jamie.

He gave her to you?
He sold her to you?

Neither one, sir. No.

But it was Mr. Kingston's dog
once, though?

Yes, sir.

He stole her.

Mr. Kingston,
this is an informal hearing

but I'm still the judge.

Now, I'll do the talking.

Now, the way it looks right now,
Mr. Kingston owns the dog.

Anybody wish to argue that?

Well, uh, Mr. Wilcox,
I believe I'm correct,

but I think Mr. Kingston
promised Mr. Riley

a pup eight years ago.

Yes, he did, before we left
the old country.

I did, but I did not
give you that female.

You promised me any pup I wanted,
and we shook hands on it, too.

I promised you a pup,
but I did not give you that dog.

I'll give you a pup now.

There are 12 in my kennels.
You can have your choice.

A male.

The thing I wanna find out

is how Mr. Riley
came into possession of that dog.

Simple enough.

The pup wasn't four minutes old and...

Mr. Kingston said
she was a bucket dog.

A bucket dog?

Yeah, what that means is

when a pup's neither
pleasing to hand nor eye, you...

You take it and drop it
in a bucket and forget it.

Drowned?

Yes, sir.

She... She was no bigger
than the palm of me hand.

So I... I dropped her in my pocket
and not into the bucket.

And that's how I got her.
A pup he wanted to kill.

Well, that sounds fair and reasonable.

Well, Ben, if you have something
you want to add to this

to sort of sort things out,
well, you just jump right in.

Well, uh, Mr. Kingston...

You didn't want this dog as a pup.

Now that she's grown up,
why do you want her?

Do you think she's turned out
better than you thought?

Worse.

She's a disgrace to the breed.

You want to kill her?

That's right.

I spent a lot of time and money

bringing the Irish Setters
to this country.

Now, that female
and pups from the female

could destroy the reputation
of the breed

and wipe out my investment.

Well, looks like
he's got a point, Ben.

Sit. Sit.

We do have another expert here.

Mr. Riley, what do you think?

Well, without belaboring
the how and why,

April's a good one. She really is, sir.

Are they looking at the same dog?

One sure way to find out.

A field trial.

But that's not fair.

Yeah. She'll win.

She can beat any one of your dogs.

There you are, gentlemen.

That's the owner speaking.

Let the boy run her against
one of mine,

you'll see how bad she is.

No, she's great, Pa.
I've seen her work myself.

A three-hour field trial
to give both dogs a full chance.

Two judges.

Mr. Wilcox, and whoever
you'd like to have with you.

Well, it'll be interesting
to see how Irish Setters work.

My dogs just chase the birds
clear out of the country.

If she makes a reasonable showing,

then that'll prove that she's
a good animal and worth saving?

No.

Win or lose, that's the only way.

If she wins, the boy keeps her.

If she loses, she comes back to me.

Oh, she'll win, Pa.
She's just gotta.

Well, that's the owner.

Only one thing to settle,
where and when.

Big Meadow, week from tomorrow.

My wife's waited
Sunday dinner long enough.

- Hearing's over, gentlemen.
- Hey, Jack?

Gee, I'm awful sorry about
you losing your job, Mr. Riley.

Ah, it had to happen, lad.

That's what I meant by saying
I'd be traveling on soon.

Riley? April?

You know, uh...

Jamie here is convinced
that April's gonna win.

I won't lie to you, Mr. Cartwright,
any field trial's a chancy thing.

I've been to 26 myself.

I've had my wins,
I've had my heartbreaks.

Oh, she's gotta win.

Kingston won't show you
any mercy, lad.

He'll be running his big one
against you. Rusty.

Strong and tough.

And that's why he made it
a three-hour trial, you see?

He wants to run April into the ground.

Well, why didn't you say anything?

I tried to tell you
a lot of things, lad,

but you're a bit too quick
to speak sometimes.

Mr. Riley, we need your help.

And I need a job.

I'll only stay the week, though,
Mr. Cartwright.

One dog's not enough
to keep a trainer busy,

and California trials
will be starting soon.

All right.

Come on, April.

It's Mr. Kingston.

Yes, with his new kennel master.

He's working his dog
like we're working April.

Yeah, they got here first.
Probably chased all the birds away.

No.

A good dog on fine hunting ground
can always find birds, Jamie.

Send her towards those trees now.

All right. April, go!

Go!

Are we ever gonna hunt
on horseback?

Starting tomorrow.

- Look at her, Jamie.
- Isn't she beautiful?

Yeah, come on.
Let's not keep her waiting.

All right.

It's just one of her
little jokes, Jamie.

Training her for butterflies now?

I always thought
you caught those with a net.

Stay.

Jamie?

Oh, just a little bit more, Pa.
We'll be right in.

Oh, that's all right. I don't, uh...

I sure hate to...
To tell you this, but, uh,

well, I got this telegram from
the governor earlier today, and...

I've got to attend a meeting
of the Cattlemen's Association

in Carson City.

Day after tomorrow.

Day after tomorrow,
then you'll be back...

Wait a minute, day...

That's the day of the field trial, Pa.

Yeah, that's the day
of the field trials.

Do you have to go?

Well, I asked the governor
to schedule this meeting

at least four months ago, and he...
He did schedule it,

wouldn't you know it,
on the very same day.

Well, then you have to be there.

I'm afraid so. I'm sorry.

Well, it's all right, Pa.

She'll do fine.

We still have a day of training left,
and, uh,

we need all the time we can get.

Uh, you or, uh, April?

I think both of us.

April, come.

Sit.

Well, she does as well
on the field trials,

- you have no worries.
- I hope so.

April, heel.

- Very good.
- Sit.

Good girl.

There's...
There's Mr. Kingston again.

Aye, with Rusty.

Well, they can't be too sure
about winning.

He wouldn't be out here
working that dog every night.

Don't let us bother
our heads with that.

We've got too many
important things to do.

Jamie, send her.

April, go!

Aiming a little low, aren't you?

I was just trying to help.
Riley isn't ready.

I was gonna take the birds on the rise.

The birds or the dog?

The birds.

April.

April.

April, come!

Heel.

Come on, sit.

Good girl.

Gentlemen, meet the judges.

Mr. Jack Wilcox you all know.

Mr. George Spencer,
dog owner and breeder.

Our two gunners,

Mr. Turner, and one to be
supplied by the Cartwrights.

Also, two score keepers,
to be appointed by Jack.

Now, the dogs will be followed
by their owners,

judges, score keepers,
and the two gunners.

The birds will belong to the first dog
making the point.

The winner will be the dog
finding the most birds.

The decision of the judges
will be final.

Gentlemen, we start in one minute.

Gentlemen, send your dogs.

- Rusty, get a bird!
- April, get a bird!

Get a bird, Rusty!

Rusty, take it.

Two more for Rusty.

Kingston, send your dog.

Take it!

Both dogs, steady to wing and shot.

Two birds, Rusty.

Score, Rusty, nine, April, five.

Hurry, April.

Find the bird.

Come on, April. Fetch.

Find the bird.

Well, time's up. Trial's over.

You're wrong, Mr. Kingston.
Still 30 seconds to go.

Hurry, April. Hurry.

Come on. April, come.

That's 12 for April.

Looks like we got a tie, Kingston.

Well, a run-off, that's the only way
we can decide it.

- We'll make it an hour this time.
- No.

Now, just a minute.
These are my trials.

Three hours and the dogs are even.

Now we know what they can do.
All we need now is a winner.

You're getting a little
high-handed, aren't you?

Call it what you like,

but the decision of the judges
is final, remember?

Dogs to the starting line
in 20 minutes.

The first dog
to point a bird is the winner.

Any questions?

Ah!

April, you want some?

She's too tired to eat.

You're not losing faith
in April, are you?

I mean, she did her best
for you out there, you know.

Did you tell her that?

No, I... I guess I didn't.

You should.

Fear is a thing
a dog can smell, Jamie.

If April thinks you doubt her,

where's she going to get the strength
and the heart to win from?

Hey.

Hey, April.

You're the best. You know that?

The best in the whole world.

April, you'll show 'em all out there.

You'll show 'em all.

Okay?

That's a good lad.
Come on, it's time to go.

That April doesn't belong
in the same field with Rusty.

She's a disgrace to her breed.

Small head, small eyes, small ears.

She's too small, no stamina.

She's a nothin' dog.

Ugly and worthless.

That's funny,
hearin' Kingston say that.

- Hmm.
- Ever take a good look at him?

Ears aren't set on straight.

Eyes aren't the same color.

Gotta admit he's got bad teeth.

Good thing you don't treat people
the way he does dogs.

Something to think about.

April, come here!

April, what are you...

April!

Gentlemen, send your dogs.

- Get a bird.
- April, take a bird.

April, take a bird.

Take a bird.

- Let's go.
- Mr. Kingston,

don't you move that horse
till I tell you to.

- Jamie, send your dog.
- All right.

April, take a bird.

Go, April!

Take a bird, April!

Go on!

Oh.

Go, April.

Mr. Cartwright, send your dog.

I already did, sir.

I sure can't tell her how to hunt birds.

She knows more about it
than I ever will.

All right, we'll wait...

Only as long as we can see Rusty.

April, go on!

Mr. Cartwright, your dog's on point.

Flush the bird.

Mr. Cartwright, flush the bird.

If there is a bird.

If there isn't, she'll be disqualified.

She knows what she's doing.

Mr. Cartwright, we're waiting.

Oh, April.

I knew you could do it.

Jamie. Evening, lad.

- Evening, Mr. Riley.
- Bit late for you, isn't it?

Well, April and I just came out
to say good night to you.

You and April have had a long,
hard day, you know.

Oh, it was kinda hard.

I think it was more scary
than anything.

- Scary?
- Yeah.

You know what Kingston
didn't tell you?

Rusty won the Virginia
and the Maryland trials.

You know,
our April's a good dog, Jamie.

Why didn't you tell me?

One scared and shaky man

was quite enough,
thank you very much.

She really is a good one, Jamie.

I know she is.

- Mr. Riley, Pa says you're leaving?
- Uh-huh.

I'm going tomorrow.

I'm going to
the California field trials.

What will you be doing?

Oh, I've, uh... I've got my school.

But April and me,
we're gonna work some every day.

I'm glad to hear that.

Being in top shape,
she needs all the work she can get,

don't you, lass, eh?

Yeah.

It just won't be the same, though,
not like today.

It sure is pretty
to see a dog run and hunt.

About the prettiest thing there is,
I guess.

Aye.

It's a joy to behold,
and that's for sure.

But that's what she was born
and bred for, Jamie.

Probably get stale
with just me working her.

It's hard not to do your best
when you're not being pushed.

Mr. Riley...

I'd like to see April have a chance
in one of those big trials.

So would I, and so would your Pa.

And I said the decision was up to you.

Well, if it was anybody else,
I'd say no.

You will bring her back, won't you?

Oh, yeah. Between trials.

All right.

And then when it gets time
to have her family, Jamie,

she'll come home then, too.

Jamie, you know that
she loves you, don't you?

- Hey, Jamie.
- Oh, hi, Joe.

Today's the big day, huh?

Yeah, sometime today,
that's what the letter said.

What's the matter?
Why the long face?

Hmm? Oh, no reason.

It's just that, well, the dog's
been gone a long time

and I'm just afraid she might
have forgotten about me.

That dog's a lot smarter
than you think.

Yeah, maybe so.
Well, I'll see you around, Joe.

Take it easy.