Bob Hearts Abishola (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Tunde the Boy King - full transcript
After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; at MaxDot, Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost, but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader.
"Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm
Yours" by Stevie Wonder playing...
♪ Ah, hey
♪ Oh, yeah, baby
♪ Like a fool,
I went and stayed too long ♪
♪ Now I'm wondering
if your love's still strong ♪
♪ Ooh, baby
♪ Here I am
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
♪ I'm yours
♪ Mmm
♪ Then that time
I went and said goodbye ♪
♪ Now I'm back
and not ashamed to cry ♪
♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
♪ Ah
♪ Here I am, baby
♪ Oh, oh
- ♪ Signed, sealed... ♪
- Where are you?
- Driving in.
- Too bad.
You're missing
Norma Rae: The Musical.
Oh, yeah. Now that Douglas
is on the floor,
he's trying to spice Mondays up
for everybody.
Spice 'em up?
They just had two days off.
What do they need spice for?
Come on, it's good for morale.
And that matters because...?
The employees
might actually enjoy working?
"Enjoy working"?
When did you become
a communist?
I love you, Mom.
Good talk.
♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
♪ Ah
♪ Here I am, baby, whoa, oh
- ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
- ♪ You got my future
- ♪ In your hands, baby
- ♪ I'm yours, ah ♪
♪ Ah
♪ Here I am, baby, ah
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
♪ You got my future
♪ In your hands, baby, yeah
♪ I'm yours, ah ♪
♪ I've done
a lot of foolish things. ♪
"Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing...
*BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA*
Season 02 Episode 09
Episode Title: "Tunde the Boy King"
Aired on: February 08, 2021
This is ridiculous.
We shouldn't have
to wait in line.
Everybody has to wait.
Well, not everybody
is sleeping with
the pharmacist.
You don't know that.
That is not funny.
I'm sorry, but you have used
all three of your refills.
Okay, I can explain.
Okay, see where it says to take
two pills every six hours?
I may have flipped that.
I think I know her.
Are you sure?
Blonde, brunette, these
white women all look alike.
Christina?
Oh, Abishola. Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
We are waiting for
the line to move.
Hello, my darling.
Hello, my sweet puff-puff.
What's going on?
This Boy Scout here
won't refill my prescription.
Paroxetine.
Why are you
on antianxiety medication?
For situations
exactly like this.
You shouldn't be
on these types of drugs
for extended periods of time.
Come with me.
We'll find you
a nice herbal tea
that will do the same thing
without making you behave
like a crazy person.
A tea can do that?
I also have a problem that
requires a natural remedy.
- Nancy, I'll take a ten-minute...
- Uh-uh.
35-minute break.
These numbers
can't be right.
I have checked them
three times.
Monday has gone
from our slowest day
to our most productive.
- Because of the dancing?
- Yes.
I have tried to fight it,
Mr. Wheeler,
but even I
find the rhythms intoxicating.
Why are Wednesday's
numbers so good? Are you guys
bringing in a mariachi band?
No, that would be silly.
Wednesday is
"Douglas versus the forklift."
Let's hear it.
Douglas claimed if we
harnessed him like a plow horse,
he could pull
more boxes in one trip
than the small forklift
could in three.
Your classic
moron versus machine.
He always loses,
but the forklift driver
has become
60% more productive.
Wow.
Up until now, his best idea
has been faking colitis
so he could nap
in the bathroom.
He has really become
a valuable part of the company.
Your mother was very wise to
send him to the warehouse floor.
Mr. Wheeler?
Sorry. Douglas is valuable
and my mother is wise.
It's... hard to wrap
my head around.
Oh.
It does fornicate
with one's mind.
Thank you for giving me
a ride home.
Oh, it's the
least I can do.
It's nice to have
a family member
who helps when
I'm in crisis
instead of recording it
and putting it on TikTok.
Oh. That's awful.
Hmm. Google "skinny lady
yells at museum guard."
Your mother
already showed it to me.
Hey, uh, thanks for letting
me use the restroom.
I'll-I'll only be a second.
Oh, no, you won't.
By walking through this door,
you are a guest of the family,
and you cannot leave
until they have decided
that they have fed you enough.
So, I'm their hostage?
Yes.
Uh, Uncle? You remember
Bob's sister, Christina.Oh.
Lovely to see you again,
- Christina.
- Great to see you, too.
Olu, we have guests
for dinner!
Oh, no, I just need
- to use the...
- Abishola,
you didn't tell us
you were bringing company.
- No, I...
- Tunde, go change your shirt.
Oh, I am sorry you had
to see me in these rags.
- What? No, you look great.
- I will fix you some foo-foo.
- No. - Abishola, come.
Help me defrost the goat.
That sounds nice,
but I don't really need any goat.
I just need to use
the bathroom!
- You wanted to see me?
- Come on in. Sit down.
Look,
have I been screwing around
at work? Sure.
Have I been high
at work? Sure.
But I've been at work, Bob.
You're not in trouble.
In fact, it's the opposite.
You're in trouble?
No, no one's in trouble.
Douglas, I-I know
you don't hear this very often
or... ever,
but you're doing great.
At?
Work. Your job.
At MaxDot?
Yeah, at MaxDot.
I'm serious.
People are looking up to you.
You're inspiring them.
You're motivating them.
How?
With the dancing, the fun,
the forklift race.
Someday I'm gonna win.
I'm sure you will.
Look, I-I know
you were angry
when Mom put you
down on the floor,
but you've made
the best of it.
By dicking around?
By dicking around.
Morale has never
been higher,
and it shows
in our productivity.
- Wow.
- So,
in light of this, you're being
rewarded for your good work.
As of today,
you are Douglas Wheeler,
Manager of Employee Relations.
I don't know what to say
other than
can I think of a cooler title?
Knock yourself out.
Well, I guess
that makes me
your new Wizard of Fun.
No.
Fun Wizard.
I'll order the business cards.
I'm proud of you, Douglas.
And Mom?
She is, too.
She said that?
She texted it.
I will take it.
Thanks, Bob.
Just so you know,
I won't let you down.
I know, buddy.
Hey, guys, I'm not fired!
He made me a wizard!
Good job, buddy.
Oh, Barbara.
There you go.
Compliments of the Fun Wizard.
Jerry, what's your
poison? Blue or red?
- Blue.
- Boom.
Thanks, Douglas.
Goodwin,
last one's got your name on it.
Thank you.
They're five each.
- What?
- High five each.
You drive a hard bargain.
I know this is
my family's business,
but for the first time,
I feel like
I'm really contributing.
You are a leader of men.
Yeah, I kind of am.
My advice... when the
ulcers come, embrace them.
Ulcers?
With responsibility
comes stress,
with stress comes ulcers,
with ulcers comes the bloody
stools of a job well done.
More tea?
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you so much, Olu.
Please, call me "Auntie."
Of course, Auntie,
'cause we're family.
Because we're Nigerian.
Even the plumber
calls me "Uncle Tunde."
My plumber doesn't
even know my name.
And he's seen me naked.
Mm. I love
your necklace.
It was my grandmother's.
My family say
I carry her spirit.
- Oh.
- Nigerians believe
that our souls have lived
many lives.
I believe that, too.
Well, I always
thought the lessons
from our past lives help
guide us in the present.
Beautifully put.
Somebody is a poet.
Oh, no, no, no.
Not since the
seventeenth century.
Excuse me.
Tunde was
a boy king in Egypt.
That is why
I love the musical Cats.
Oh.
It's fine, Bob.
Don't worry.
Is she right next to you?
Just say the word "chamomile,"
and I'll come get her.
No, really.
Everyone's getting along.
Christina is telling us
about her past lives.
Ha, ha!
What's so funny about that?
You buy into that crap?
Hello?
Hello?
I have to go.
So, are we on for dinner?
Hello?
I'll have dinner with you,
Bobby Socks.
Mom, are you listening in
on my calls?
When the line lights up,
what am I supposed to do?
Hey, guys!
Looks like the Gatorade break
led to a lot of bathroom breaks,
which puts us way
behind schedule.
So in order to catch up...
RuPaul's "Supermodel" playing...
...I think we all need to...
Wait for it.
Here it comes.
♪ You better work, cover girl
♪ Work it, girl,
give us a twirl ♪
♪ Do your thing
on the runway ♪
♪ Work, supermodel work...
Come on, everybody!
Seriously,
we all need to step it up.
Maybe you can pick
a different song.
I learned the choreography
to this song,
so this is what
we're dancing to.
♪ Work, turn to the left
♪ Work, now turn to the right
♪ Work, sachey chantey
♪ It don't matter
what you wear ♪
♪ They're checking out your...
I feel so regal.
You look like
Queen Nefertiti.
Oh, if only.
She was a lovely girl,
but a real chariot chaser,
if you know what I mean.
Are you okay?
By chance...
...were there any peanuts
in these delicious cookies?
How did you know?
They are my
secret ingredient.
Wonderful.
Uncle, could you please hand me
my purse as quickly as possible?
Ah. What's going on?
Oh, I don't want
to be a party pooper,
but I may be going
into anaphylactic shock.
Let me help you.
Oh, no. I've
poisoned you.
It's not your fault.
I should have asked if there
were peanuts in the cookies.
Here's the EpiPen.
My throat's closing.
Please hurry.
So, how did you two meet?
Are you feeling better?
A little lightheaded.
But surrounded by love.
Uncle, help me
get her to the car.
I'm going to take her
to the hospital.
So, was it like a party,
or did your families set you up?
What are you doing?
Worrying.
About?
Other people, Bob.
Okay.
Look at this.
Kara's selling homemade soap
so her son can go
to sleepaway camp.
Yeah, I bought a couple
of bricks.
The oatmeal really sloughs off
the dead skin.
And Jerry... he had
to take out a second mortgage
to pay his mom's medical bills.
That's terrible.
I didn't know.
Why would you?
You're not down there
with the people like I am.
Douglas, I hate to tell you
this, but times are tough.
Everyone's struggling.
I liked it better
when I didn't know that.
Yeah, well, heavy is the head
that wears the wizard hat.
With all this stress,
how are you not
a 600-pound alcoholic?
I'm not as far from either
of those things as I'd like.
But I think it's good to feel
a little bit of the stress.
It keeps things
in perspective
and reminds us we have
to look after each other.
Damn it.
Now I got to buy soap.
Well, break's over.
Ah! That's why
they call it a break room,
because it's where you go
to take a break from work.
Huh.
We were having
such a good time.
And I messed it all up.
You did not.
It's so embarrassing.
Nonsense.
It will give Auntie
something exciting
to tell her friends at church.
Just know
when she does,
you will have been dead,
and she heroically
brought you back to life.
I always do this.
I ruin everything.
It's not your fault
you have allergies.
Oh, it's not just
the allergies.
If it wasn't that, I would
have said something stupid
and ruined it some other way.
You know, Christina,
you are really not as
unpleasant as you think you are.
You're just saying that
'cause I still might die.
I'm saying that
because I understand.
I also struggle to
connect with people.
'Cause you care too much?
'Cause I do not care
enough.
You try too hard,
I do not try.
Maybe that's why
we like each other.
We do?
We do.
I know this might
sound kind of sad, but...
today was one
of the best days of my life.
Well, this life.
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Yup.
It's 8:00. What the heck
is he still doing here?
He let everybody go early
for the company bowling team.
Since when do we have
a company bowling team?
Since our Fun Wizard
made it so.
Unbelievable.
You know, if he keeps this up,
he may be taking your job.
Don't give me hope.
Happy Tuesday, everyone!
We got a big shipment
going out this afternoon,
and I know
you guys work up a sweat,
so I got a real treat for you.
- Gatorade?
- Soap!
Come on, guys.
Kara's right here.
There's no way
I'm taking this all home.
♪ Doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh,
doh, doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh♪♪ Ow...
♪ This hit, that ice cold
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer,
that white gold ♪
♪ This one,
for them hood girls ♪
♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪
♪ Stylin', wildin',
living it up in the city ♪
♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
♪ Got to kiss myself,
I'm so pretty ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ Call the police
and the fireman ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ Make a dragon want
to retire, man ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ Say my name,
you know who I am ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ And my band 'bout that money,
break it down ♪
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Wooh ♪
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Wooh ♪
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Wooh ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to you ♪♪ Wooh ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you ♪
♪ Saturday night,
and we in the spot ♪
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch, oh! ♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala
Yours" by Stevie Wonder playing...
♪ Ah, hey
♪ Oh, yeah, baby
♪ Like a fool,
I went and stayed too long ♪
♪ Now I'm wondering
if your love's still strong ♪
♪ Ooh, baby
♪ Here I am
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
♪ I'm yours
♪ Mmm
♪ Then that time
I went and said goodbye ♪
♪ Now I'm back
and not ashamed to cry ♪
♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
♪ Ah
♪ Here I am, baby
♪ Oh, oh
- ♪ Signed, sealed... ♪
- Where are you?
- Driving in.
- Too bad.
You're missing
Norma Rae: The Musical.
Oh, yeah. Now that Douglas
is on the floor,
he's trying to spice Mondays up
for everybody.
Spice 'em up?
They just had two days off.
What do they need spice for?
Come on, it's good for morale.
And that matters because...?
The employees
might actually enjoy working?
"Enjoy working"?
When did you become
a communist?
I love you, Mom.
Good talk.
♪ Ooh, baby, here I am
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered,
I'm yours ♪
♪ Ah
♪ Here I am, baby, whoa, oh
- ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
- ♪ You got my future
- ♪ In your hands, baby
- ♪ I'm yours, ah ♪
♪ Ah
♪ Here I am, baby, ah
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
♪ You got my future
♪ In your hands, baby, yeah
♪ I'm yours, ah ♪
♪ I've done
a lot of foolish things. ♪
"Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing...
*BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA*
Season 02 Episode 09
Episode Title: "Tunde the Boy King"
Aired on: February 08, 2021
This is ridiculous.
We shouldn't have
to wait in line.
Everybody has to wait.
Well, not everybody
is sleeping with
the pharmacist.
You don't know that.
That is not funny.
I'm sorry, but you have used
all three of your refills.
Okay, I can explain.
Okay, see where it says to take
two pills every six hours?
I may have flipped that.
I think I know her.
Are you sure?
Blonde, brunette, these
white women all look alike.
Christina?
Oh, Abishola. Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
We are waiting for
the line to move.
Hello, my darling.
Hello, my sweet puff-puff.
What's going on?
This Boy Scout here
won't refill my prescription.
Paroxetine.
Why are you
on antianxiety medication?
For situations
exactly like this.
You shouldn't be
on these types of drugs
for extended periods of time.
Come with me.
We'll find you
a nice herbal tea
that will do the same thing
without making you behave
like a crazy person.
A tea can do that?
I also have a problem that
requires a natural remedy.
- Nancy, I'll take a ten-minute...
- Uh-uh.
35-minute break.
These numbers
can't be right.
I have checked them
three times.
Monday has gone
from our slowest day
to our most productive.
- Because of the dancing?
- Yes.
I have tried to fight it,
Mr. Wheeler,
but even I
find the rhythms intoxicating.
Why are Wednesday's
numbers so good? Are you guys
bringing in a mariachi band?
No, that would be silly.
Wednesday is
"Douglas versus the forklift."
Let's hear it.
Douglas claimed if we
harnessed him like a plow horse,
he could pull
more boxes in one trip
than the small forklift
could in three.
Your classic
moron versus machine.
He always loses,
but the forklift driver
has become
60% more productive.
Wow.
Up until now, his best idea
has been faking colitis
so he could nap
in the bathroom.
He has really become
a valuable part of the company.
Your mother was very wise to
send him to the warehouse floor.
Mr. Wheeler?
Sorry. Douglas is valuable
and my mother is wise.
It's... hard to wrap
my head around.
Oh.
It does fornicate
with one's mind.
Thank you for giving me
a ride home.
Oh, it's the
least I can do.
It's nice to have
a family member
who helps when
I'm in crisis
instead of recording it
and putting it on TikTok.
Oh. That's awful.
Hmm. Google "skinny lady
yells at museum guard."
Your mother
already showed it to me.
Hey, uh, thanks for letting
me use the restroom.
I'll-I'll only be a second.
Oh, no, you won't.
By walking through this door,
you are a guest of the family,
and you cannot leave
until they have decided
that they have fed you enough.
So, I'm their hostage?
Yes.
Uh, Uncle? You remember
Bob's sister, Christina.Oh.
Lovely to see you again,
- Christina.
- Great to see you, too.
Olu, we have guests
for dinner!
Oh, no, I just need
- to use the...
- Abishola,
you didn't tell us
you were bringing company.
- No, I...
- Tunde, go change your shirt.
Oh, I am sorry you had
to see me in these rags.
- What? No, you look great.
- I will fix you some foo-foo.
- No. - Abishola, come.
Help me defrost the goat.
That sounds nice,
but I don't really need any goat.
I just need to use
the bathroom!
- You wanted to see me?
- Come on in. Sit down.
Look,
have I been screwing around
at work? Sure.
Have I been high
at work? Sure.
But I've been at work, Bob.
You're not in trouble.
In fact, it's the opposite.
You're in trouble?
No, no one's in trouble.
Douglas, I-I know
you don't hear this very often
or... ever,
but you're doing great.
At?
Work. Your job.
At MaxDot?
Yeah, at MaxDot.
I'm serious.
People are looking up to you.
You're inspiring them.
You're motivating them.
How?
With the dancing, the fun,
the forklift race.
Someday I'm gonna win.
I'm sure you will.
Look, I-I know
you were angry
when Mom put you
down on the floor,
but you've made
the best of it.
By dicking around?
By dicking around.
Morale has never
been higher,
and it shows
in our productivity.
- Wow.
- So,
in light of this, you're being
rewarded for your good work.
As of today,
you are Douglas Wheeler,
Manager of Employee Relations.
I don't know what to say
other than
can I think of a cooler title?
Knock yourself out.
Well, I guess
that makes me
your new Wizard of Fun.
No.
Fun Wizard.
I'll order the business cards.
I'm proud of you, Douglas.
And Mom?
She is, too.
She said that?
She texted it.
I will take it.
Thanks, Bob.
Just so you know,
I won't let you down.
I know, buddy.
Hey, guys, I'm not fired!
He made me a wizard!
Good job, buddy.
Oh, Barbara.
There you go.
Compliments of the Fun Wizard.
Jerry, what's your
poison? Blue or red?
- Blue.
- Boom.
Thanks, Douglas.
Goodwin,
last one's got your name on it.
Thank you.
They're five each.
- What?
- High five each.
You drive a hard bargain.
I know this is
my family's business,
but for the first time,
I feel like
I'm really contributing.
You are a leader of men.
Yeah, I kind of am.
My advice... when the
ulcers come, embrace them.
Ulcers?
With responsibility
comes stress,
with stress comes ulcers,
with ulcers comes the bloody
stools of a job well done.
More tea?
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you so much, Olu.
Please, call me "Auntie."
Of course, Auntie,
'cause we're family.
Because we're Nigerian.
Even the plumber
calls me "Uncle Tunde."
My plumber doesn't
even know my name.
And he's seen me naked.
Mm. I love
your necklace.
It was my grandmother's.
My family say
I carry her spirit.
- Oh.
- Nigerians believe
that our souls have lived
many lives.
I believe that, too.
Well, I always
thought the lessons
from our past lives help
guide us in the present.
Beautifully put.
Somebody is a poet.
Oh, no, no, no.
Not since the
seventeenth century.
Excuse me.
Tunde was
a boy king in Egypt.
That is why
I love the musical Cats.
Oh.
It's fine, Bob.
Don't worry.
Is she right next to you?
Just say the word "chamomile,"
and I'll come get her.
No, really.
Everyone's getting along.
Christina is telling us
about her past lives.
Ha, ha!
What's so funny about that?
You buy into that crap?
Hello?
Hello?
I have to go.
So, are we on for dinner?
Hello?
I'll have dinner with you,
Bobby Socks.
Mom, are you listening in
on my calls?
When the line lights up,
what am I supposed to do?
Hey, guys!
Looks like the Gatorade break
led to a lot of bathroom breaks,
which puts us way
behind schedule.
So in order to catch up...
RuPaul's "Supermodel" playing...
...I think we all need to...
Wait for it.
Here it comes.
♪ You better work, cover girl
♪ Work it, girl,
give us a twirl ♪
♪ Do your thing
on the runway ♪
♪ Work, supermodel work...
Come on, everybody!
Seriously,
we all need to step it up.
Maybe you can pick
a different song.
I learned the choreography
to this song,
so this is what
we're dancing to.
♪ Work, turn to the left
♪ Work, now turn to the right
♪ Work, sachey chantey
♪ It don't matter
what you wear ♪
♪ They're checking out your...
I feel so regal.
You look like
Queen Nefertiti.
Oh, if only.
She was a lovely girl,
but a real chariot chaser,
if you know what I mean.
Are you okay?
By chance...
...were there any peanuts
in these delicious cookies?
How did you know?
They are my
secret ingredient.
Wonderful.
Uncle, could you please hand me
my purse as quickly as possible?
Ah. What's going on?
Oh, I don't want
to be a party pooper,
but I may be going
into anaphylactic shock.
Let me help you.
Oh, no. I've
poisoned you.
It's not your fault.
I should have asked if there
were peanuts in the cookies.
Here's the EpiPen.
My throat's closing.
Please hurry.
So, how did you two meet?
Are you feeling better?
A little lightheaded.
But surrounded by love.
Uncle, help me
get her to the car.
I'm going to take her
to the hospital.
So, was it like a party,
or did your families set you up?
What are you doing?
Worrying.
About?
Other people, Bob.
Okay.
Look at this.
Kara's selling homemade soap
so her son can go
to sleepaway camp.
Yeah, I bought a couple
of bricks.
The oatmeal really sloughs off
the dead skin.
And Jerry... he had
to take out a second mortgage
to pay his mom's medical bills.
That's terrible.
I didn't know.
Why would you?
You're not down there
with the people like I am.
Douglas, I hate to tell you
this, but times are tough.
Everyone's struggling.
I liked it better
when I didn't know that.
Yeah, well, heavy is the head
that wears the wizard hat.
With all this stress,
how are you not
a 600-pound alcoholic?
I'm not as far from either
of those things as I'd like.
But I think it's good to feel
a little bit of the stress.
It keeps things
in perspective
and reminds us we have
to look after each other.
Damn it.
Now I got to buy soap.
Well, break's over.
Ah! That's why
they call it a break room,
because it's where you go
to take a break from work.
Huh.
We were having
such a good time.
And I messed it all up.
You did not.
It's so embarrassing.
Nonsense.
It will give Auntie
something exciting
to tell her friends at church.
Just know
when she does,
you will have been dead,
and she heroically
brought you back to life.
I always do this.
I ruin everything.
It's not your fault
you have allergies.
Oh, it's not just
the allergies.
If it wasn't that, I would
have said something stupid
and ruined it some other way.
You know, Christina,
you are really not as
unpleasant as you think you are.
You're just saying that
'cause I still might die.
I'm saying that
because I understand.
I also struggle to
connect with people.
'Cause you care too much?
'Cause I do not care
enough.
You try too hard,
I do not try.
Maybe that's why
we like each other.
We do?
We do.
I know this might
sound kind of sad, but...
today was one
of the best days of my life.
Well, this life.
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Yup.
It's 8:00. What the heck
is he still doing here?
He let everybody go early
for the company bowling team.
Since when do we have
a company bowling team?
Since our Fun Wizard
made it so.
Unbelievable.
You know, if he keeps this up,
he may be taking your job.
Don't give me hope.
Happy Tuesday, everyone!
We got a big shipment
going out this afternoon,
and I know
you guys work up a sweat,
so I got a real treat for you.
- Gatorade?
- Soap!
Come on, guys.
Kara's right here.
There's no way
I'm taking this all home.
♪ Doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh,
doh, doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh, doh, doh ♪
♪ Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh♪♪ Ow...
♪ This hit, that ice cold
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer,
that white gold ♪
♪ This one,
for them hood girls ♪
♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪
♪ Stylin', wildin',
living it up in the city ♪
♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
♪ Got to kiss myself,
I'm so pretty ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ Call the police
and the fireman ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ Make a dragon want
to retire, man ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ Say my name,
you know who I am ♪
♪ I'm too hot ♪
♪ Hot damn ♪
♪ And my band 'bout that money,
break it down ♪
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Wooh ♪
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Wooh ♪
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪
♪ Wooh ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to you ♪♪ Wooh ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you ♪
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon'
give it to you ♪
♪ Saturday night,
and we in the spot ♪
♪ Don't believe me,
just watch, oh! ♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala