Bluey (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 26 - Fairytale - full transcript
Dad tells Bluey and Bingo a real-life fairy tale about growing up in a wild place called the 80s, about a boy who was cursed when he was mean to his little brother.
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(MUSIC PAUSES)
(MUSIC RESUMES)
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(MUSIC PAUSES)
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So, Hansel and Gretel returned home
and lived happily ever after.
Wow, that was a wild ride.
Yeah!
Are fairytales true or not true?
Well, what do you mean by true?
I mean, did they happen
for real life?
Well, no.
Phew!
But they've got true things in them.
Like what?
Like, you know, it's not good
to be greedy and stuff.
And, if you're brave and honest,
things will work out.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, do you want to hear a fairytale
that IS true?
BOTH: Yes, please!
It's about a mean brother
who ends up good,
and it's got a curse in it
and even a princess!
Wow!
And it happened for real life?
Yep. You know how I know?
BOTH: How?
Because it happened to ME.
BOTH: Ooh!
This episode of Bluey
is called Fairytale.
This story is set
a long, long time ago
in a place called the '80s.
That's me when I was 10 years old
on holiday
with your Uncle Rad and Uncle Stripe.
Hang on, where's your helmet?
This was the '80s, man.
There WERE no helmets.
It was a wild place.
Trampolines had no nets.
Argh!
Your mum wrote your name
on everything.
BMX seats were high.
Music was on cassettes.
And skids were big.
(SKIDS)
Whoa! Good skid, Rad!
(SQUEAKS)
You can't skid, Stripe!
Yes, I can.
No, you can't. And Mum wants you.
Huh?
Made you look, you dirty chook!
Ha-ha! Suffer!
(BOTH GASP)
You're teasing Stripe!
'Fraid so.
But that's mean!
I told you - this fairytale's
about a mean brother - me.
(BOTH GASP)
But don't worry.
I was about to learn my lesson.
Bandit, stop teasing Stripe.
Make me.
Hey, Stripe, your wheels are turning!
Huh? Argh!
(CRASHES)
Ha-ha! Made you look, you dirty...
BOTH: Chook!
Jinx!
(TAPE WHIRRS)
Huh?
What's 'jinx'?
OK, in the '80s,
if two people said the exact same
word at the exact same time, like...
BOTH: Chook!
..one of you would yell out 'jinx'...
Jinx!
..which meant you had 10 seconds
to touch them.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five.
Hua!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
If you didn't touch them
in that 10 seconds...
10!
..they'd say...
Skint!
..and then
you could never speak again.
(BOTH GASP)
What? You can never speak
forever and ever?
Nope. You were cursed.
Wow!
The only thing
that could break the curse
was if someone said your name.
Do you want me to say your name?
OK.
Ban...didums! Ha!
Can YOU just say your own name?
Nope, you're not allowed to speak.
What happens if you DO speak?
Oh...well...look, I shouldn't
tell you, but...
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
BOTH: What?!
That's terrible!
I told you -
the '80s was a wild place.
Anyway, being cursed was not
a lot of fun when you're on holiday.
Kids, do you want your fish
battered or crumbled?
Battered!
Battered!
What about you? Come on, speak up.
He wants crumbed.
OK.
He LOVES crumbed.
Don't you, ban...dishwasher. Ha!
Eugh!
I hated crumbed.
Who ate all the mini cereals?!
STRIPE AND RAD: He did!
Right, you, get over here!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Gee, Nana was a bit mean.
Yeah, it was the '80s.
Mums were allowed to be mean.
And dads weren't much help either.
Let's see who can shout the loudest.
OK.
(BOTH SCREAM)
Kids, keep it down!
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
What do you want, Stripe...uh...
Rad...uh...Gerald...
Agh! Whatever your name is!
What are you on about?
What's he on about?
Rad jinxed him. He can't talk
until someone says his name.
Ah, right.
So, you want me to say your name
so you can talk again.
Well, you're dreaming, mate.
You know what I call this?
I call it a good start.
How do I jinx it
so NONE of you can talk?
BOTH: Dad!
Is it like this?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
I was never going to talk again.
No-one was going to say my name.
I'm not going to say your name.
I think this will do you some good.
All holiday you've been mean
to your little brother.
You can't tick-tack, Stripe!
It's my turn now.
No, it isn't!
Ha-ha! Nice stack!
This is a chance for you
to have a good think about it.
Nana was right.
Not about her perm, but about me.
I hadn't been
a very good brother to Stripe.
I deserved to be cursed.
So, when did the curse get broken?
The very next morning, actually.
I was on my way to the shower block
to clean my teeth.
By yourself?!
It was the '80s!
STRIPE: Mum! Ow!
Stripe had taken a shortcut
to the toilets
and got stuck in the prickles.
Help!
(GASPS) So, you could tell him
you won't help him
unless he says your name!
Oh, yeah!
You're right. I could have done that.
So, did you?
No, I just helped him.
Thanks.
Ban...dina!
Ha-ha!
BLUEY AND BINGO: What?!
You helped him and
even THEN he didn't say your name?!
(CHUCKLES) That's brothers, kid.
To tell you the truth,
I was proud of him.
But then...who broke the curse?
Well, remember I said
this fairytale has a princess?
GIRL: Bandit Heeler.
Is this your hat?
Is that...
Mum?
That's Mum.
BOTH: What?!
Don't listen to him. It wasn't me.
Don't listen to HER. It was.
Well, look, it MIGHT have been.
We did used to go on holidays
to that caravan park.
Case closed!
But I've got no memory
of that happening.
Oh! It's like a dagger in my heart.
How did she know your name?
It was written on my hat!
Wow!
Either way, it's a good story.
But is it true or not true?
I need to know.
Well, I guess YOU have to decide.
Do you believe in fairytales?
Here you go.
Thanks.
See you later.
Yeah.
See you later.
(SOARING MUSIC PLAYS)
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright
Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
(MUSIC PAUSES)
(MUSIC RESUMES)
(MUSIC PAUSES)
(MUSIC RESUMES)
(MUSIC PAUSES)
(MUSIC RESUMES)
So, Hansel and Gretel returned home
and lived happily ever after.
Wow, that was a wild ride.
Yeah!
Are fairytales true or not true?
Well, what do you mean by true?
I mean, did they happen
for real life?
Well, no.
Phew!
But they've got true things in them.
Like what?
Like, you know, it's not good
to be greedy and stuff.
And, if you're brave and honest,
things will work out.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, do you want to hear a fairytale
that IS true?
BOTH: Yes, please!
It's about a mean brother
who ends up good,
and it's got a curse in it
and even a princess!
Wow!
And it happened for real life?
Yep. You know how I know?
BOTH: How?
Because it happened to ME.
BOTH: Ooh!
This episode of Bluey
is called Fairytale.
This story is set
a long, long time ago
in a place called the '80s.
That's me when I was 10 years old
on holiday
with your Uncle Rad and Uncle Stripe.
Hang on, where's your helmet?
This was the '80s, man.
There WERE no helmets.
It was a wild place.
Trampolines had no nets.
Argh!
Your mum wrote your name
on everything.
BMX seats were high.
Music was on cassettes.
And skids were big.
(SKIDS)
Whoa! Good skid, Rad!
(SQUEAKS)
You can't skid, Stripe!
Yes, I can.
No, you can't. And Mum wants you.
Huh?
Made you look, you dirty chook!
Ha-ha! Suffer!
(BOTH GASP)
You're teasing Stripe!
'Fraid so.
But that's mean!
I told you - this fairytale's
about a mean brother - me.
(BOTH GASP)
But don't worry.
I was about to learn my lesson.
Bandit, stop teasing Stripe.
Make me.
Hey, Stripe, your wheels are turning!
Huh? Argh!
(CRASHES)
Ha-ha! Made you look, you dirty...
BOTH: Chook!
Jinx!
(TAPE WHIRRS)
Huh?
What's 'jinx'?
OK, in the '80s,
if two people said the exact same
word at the exact same time, like...
BOTH: Chook!
..one of you would yell out 'jinx'...
Jinx!
..which meant you had 10 seconds
to touch them.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five.
Hua!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
If you didn't touch them
in that 10 seconds...
10!
..they'd say...
Skint!
..and then
you could never speak again.
(BOTH GASP)
What? You can never speak
forever and ever?
Nope. You were cursed.
Wow!
The only thing
that could break the curse
was if someone said your name.
Do you want me to say your name?
OK.
Ban...didums! Ha!
Can YOU just say your own name?
Nope, you're not allowed to speak.
What happens if you DO speak?
Oh...well...look, I shouldn't
tell you, but...
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
BOTH: What?!
That's terrible!
I told you -
the '80s was a wild place.
Anyway, being cursed was not
a lot of fun when you're on holiday.
Kids, do you want your fish
battered or crumbled?
Battered!
Battered!
What about you? Come on, speak up.
He wants crumbed.
OK.
He LOVES crumbed.
Don't you, ban...dishwasher. Ha!
Eugh!
I hated crumbed.
Who ate all the mini cereals?!
STRIPE AND RAD: He did!
Right, you, get over here!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Gee, Nana was a bit mean.
Yeah, it was the '80s.
Mums were allowed to be mean.
And dads weren't much help either.
Let's see who can shout the loudest.
OK.
(BOTH SCREAM)
Kids, keep it down!
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
What do you want, Stripe...uh...
Rad...uh...Gerald...
Agh! Whatever your name is!
What are you on about?
What's he on about?
Rad jinxed him. He can't talk
until someone says his name.
Ah, right.
So, you want me to say your name
so you can talk again.
Well, you're dreaming, mate.
You know what I call this?
I call it a good start.
How do I jinx it
so NONE of you can talk?
BOTH: Dad!
Is it like this?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
I was never going to talk again.
No-one was going to say my name.
I'm not going to say your name.
I think this will do you some good.
All holiday you've been mean
to your little brother.
You can't tick-tack, Stripe!
It's my turn now.
No, it isn't!
Ha-ha! Nice stack!
This is a chance for you
to have a good think about it.
Nana was right.
Not about her perm, but about me.
I hadn't been
a very good brother to Stripe.
I deserved to be cursed.
So, when did the curse get broken?
The very next morning, actually.
I was on my way to the shower block
to clean my teeth.
By yourself?!
It was the '80s!
STRIPE: Mum! Ow!
Stripe had taken a shortcut
to the toilets
and got stuck in the prickles.
Help!
(GASPS) So, you could tell him
you won't help him
unless he says your name!
Oh, yeah!
You're right. I could have done that.
So, did you?
No, I just helped him.
Thanks.
Ban...dina!
Ha-ha!
BLUEY AND BINGO: What?!
You helped him and
even THEN he didn't say your name?!
(CHUCKLES) That's brothers, kid.
To tell you the truth,
I was proud of him.
But then...who broke the curse?
Well, remember I said
this fairytale has a princess?
GIRL: Bandit Heeler.
Is this your hat?
Is that...
Mum?
That's Mum.
BOTH: What?!
Don't listen to him. It wasn't me.
Don't listen to HER. It was.
Well, look, it MIGHT have been.
We did used to go on holidays
to that caravan park.
Case closed!
But I've got no memory
of that happening.
Oh! It's like a dagger in my heart.
How did she know your name?
It was written on my hat!
Wow!
Either way, it's a good story.
But is it true or not true?
I need to know.
Well, I guess YOU have to decide.
Do you believe in fairytales?
Here you go.
Thanks.
See you later.
Yeah.
See you later.
(SOARING MUSIC PLAYS)
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright
Australian Broadcasting Corporation