Bluey (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 25 - Ragdoll - full transcript

Dad agrees to take Bluey and Bingo to the shops to buy an ice-cream if they can get him into the car. Only problem is - he's just entered 'Ragdoll' mode.

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(SINGS) # Down by the banks
of the Hanky Panky

# Where the bullfrog... #

(GASPS)

Monies!



(SINGS) # Jump from bank to banky

# With an eebes
Ibes, obes, oobes... #

Bingo! Monies!

Monies?

BOTH: Monies!

Dad, can you drive us to the
corner shop to buy an ice-cream?!

With our monies!

Correction - you found MY monies.

BOTH: Hey! That's ours!

No, it's mine.
I must have dropped it.

Yeah, and we found it.

Which makes it OURS!

Uh-uh, You have to
WORK for money, kids.

No, you don't.
It comes on the machine in the wall.



I've seen it.
Yeah. You just have to push buttons.

There's more to it than that.

This is outrageous!

Yeah. We want ice-cream.

Ice-cream tastes the best
when you've earned it.

That's not true.

Well, let's find out.
Come on, in the car. Let's go.

What?! Are we having ice-cream?!

Yep. I'll drive you
to the corner shop.

(BOTH SQUEAL)

Oh, just one thing.
BOTH: Huh?

Boop!

Ragdoll!

BOTH: Oh, no! Not Ragdoll!

This episode Bluey
is called Ragdoll.

Dad, come on!

We don't want to play Ragdoll.
We just want ice-cream.

Sounds good. I just need some help
getting to the car.

Agh. Mum!

Your mum's at work.
Earning monies.

It's not THAT far to the car.
We just need to pull him.

OK. I'll push from this side.

Ready? Go!

(BOTH GRUNT)

He moved!
Hooray!

Now pull on that leg,
I'll push his bum.

I wonder what flavour ice-cream
I'll get.

It's working!
It's very slow, though.

Let's try rolling him.
OK.

Maybe choc chip. Mmm! Chop mint?

Ready, set, go!

Bubblegum. Salted caramel.
(BOTH GRUNT)

No, wait! Pistachio!

Definitely pistachio.

Hurry up, kids! I want an ice-cream!

BOTH: We're going as fast as we can!

(ALL GRUNT)

Oop! Square peg in a round hole.

Ooh. I know.

Argh. Dad! This is too hard!

Obstacles do not BLOCK the path.
They ARE the path.

I don't understand
what you're saying!

Bluey, you lift him up that way!

Argh. OK.

(BOTH GROAN)

This is hard work!

A bit of hard work
never hurt anyone.

Argh!
Ooh!

OK. That actually did hurt.

Come on, Bingo!

That's it, kids. If you get knocked
down seven times, you get up eight!

There's no I in 'team'!

Dad, stop talking!

Bluey, look!

Oh, yeah! This will be easy.

What will be easy?

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ohh!

Obstacles... Ohh!

..are placed... Ooh!

..in our way... (GRUNTS)

..to see if what we want... Ow!

..is really worth... (GRUNTS)

..fighting for!

BOTH: Whoo! Go, Dad!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
(BOTH GIGGLE)

Help me get him around the corner.

(BOTH GROAN)

He's stuck!

Even if we get him out of the house,

we still have to get him all the way
across the yard to the car.

It's impossible!

Great works are performed not by
great strength but by perseverance.

Hang on! Are you trying
to teach us something?

One must persevere...

Ohh! He IS!

What?!
OK!

Yes, I'm trying to teach you
the value of hard work.

Why do you keep trying to teach us
things that we don't want to learn?!

Because I don't want
you growing up to be lazy.

(GROANS) That's it.
We're not going any further.

What, you don't want ice-cream?

No. You can keep your monies.

OK.

Bluey?

Yes?

I DO want an ice-cream.
Me too.

Right, come on, we're getting
this big blue guy into the car.

DAD AND BINGO: Hooray!

But we're not learning anything.

Got it?
Got it.

But do yourself a favour - don't
work HARD if you can work SMART.

Mm!

Ready, Bingo?!

Ready!

(BOTH GRUNT)
Ow!

Ooh! (GROANS)
BOTH: Yeah!

This is easy!

Ooh! Ohh!

There's the car!
Hooray!

Let's skateboard him
down the stairs!

What?! No, do not skateboard me
down those stairs.

OK, fine.

(SINGS) # Where the bullfrog
jumps from... #

Argh! Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, my goodness!

BLUEY AND BINGO: Hooray!
Morning, Wendy!

What's going on?! Are you OK?

He stole our monies!

What?!

Oh, that's putting
a bit of a slant on it.

He said he'll only give it back if
we carry him all the way to the car.

Is that right?

Just keep walking, Wendy.
This doesn't concern you.

It does now. Come on, girls.

Hey, Wendy, watch the hands.

(ALL GRUNT)

Bossing around young children!

(ALL GRUNT)

Honestly!
Hey, hey, hey! Watch the prickles.

Ow!
Argh!

We'll never lift him
into the car seat! He's too heavy!

Ah, well, what're you gonna do?

Get the door, girls. I'll show you
what 10 years of Pilates can do.

Hey, hey, Wendy, what are you doing?!

Pay attention, girls. Ready?

Engage the core. Straight back.

Ready, Wendy? And... (GROANS)

Look at those quads!

BLUEY AND BINGO: Wow!

Promise me you'll work hard
to maintain a strong core, girls.

Don't get lazy!

BOTH: Yes, Wendy! We won't!

(GROANS, GRUNTS)

BOTH: Yeah!

Now we can have ice-cream!

(HONKS HORN)
Ooh!

I'm not sure I should be driving
in this condition.

BOTH: What?!

So we don't get ice-cream?

Not unless you can drive... Ooh!

Strap yourselves in, kids.

I'LL drive you to the shops.

BOTH: Hooray!

WENDY AND BLUEY AND BINGO: # Down
by the banks of the Hanky Panky

# Where the bullfrogs jump
from bank to banky with a hip... #

Here you go, my darlings.

BOTH: Thanks, Wendy!

"Thanks, WENDY"?! I paid for them!

Oh, yes. Here's your change.
Hey!

(BOTH GIGGLE)

OK, Bluey, take a lick.

(BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYS)

Whoa.

This is the best ice-cream
I've ever tasted.

Ha! I told you!

Monies!

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Captions by Red Bee Media

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