Bluey (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 21 - Tina - full transcript

Tired of being told what to do, Bluey and Bingo enlist their giant invisible friend to show Mum and Dad who's boss. Now they can do anything they want, until Mum and Dad rebel.

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(BIRDS TWITTER)

(SINGS OPERATICALLY)
# Thanks for breakfast! #

Hey, hey! Plates in the dishwasher!
You've got to tidy up after yourself.

Ohh! Why?



Because I said so.

Why do we always
have to do what YOU say?

Because I'm bigger than you.

BLUEY AND BINGO: Hey!
That's not nice!

Well, there's not much
you can do about it.

Oh, Bingo, I've got an idea.

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
Yeah!

This idea better involve
plates in the dishwasher.

Oh, it does!

Hello, Dad.
I'd like you to meet Tina.

Who?

Tina. She's our friend.

She's invisible.
OK.

Nice to meet you, Tina.



That's her knees.

Oh.
Tina's big.

Uh... How big?

Sit on him, Tina!
What?

Ooh! Hey!
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

Bigger than you!

This episode of Bluey
is called Tina.

Argh! Get off me, Tina!

Tina only does what WE tell her to.

Well, tell her to get off!

Yeah, we could...

..if you tidy up our plates for us.

What?! No way!

OK, fine. Stay where you are, Tina.

Ohh! Tina, get off! (GROANS)
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

Fine, I'll do it.

BLUEY AND BINGO: Hooray!
You can get off him now, Tina.

Argh.

Ha-ha! Bring it on, Tina!

What?!
The cheek!

Step on his foot, Tina!

Ow!
Now kick him in the bum!

Whoa, what? Ow! Tina!

Now, would you like
to try that again?

Yes.

(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

OK, kids, upstairs for a bath.

No, we're not really into that,
thanks.

Oh, really?
Yeah.

Run along now.

You've got three seconds.

One.
(CLAPS) Tina.

Two.

Who's Tina?

She's the kids'
very lovely invisible friend.

Get her out of here.

Three. Wagh! Oi!

(GRUNTS)

What? Hey!

Agh!

Let me out!
(BOTH GIGGLE)

Bluey, we never have to do what
Mum and Dad tell us to ever again!

Yeah, and not only that. Watch.

Dad?!

What do you want?

Put on this tutu and do
a little dance for us, please.

What?! No way!

Oh, Tina!

Argh! OK.

THEY have to do whatever WE say now!

Oh, yeah!

La-la-la! La-la-la!
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

La-la.
(BANGS) Let me out!

Oh, no! There's a thunderstorm!

Ugh! Servant!

Yes, Bluey?

(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean yes, Bluey the Awesome?

Would you be so kind as to get
that popcorn for me, please?

Right away.

Be a dear
and pop it in my mouth for me.

Yes, Bluey the Awesome.

Help me chew.

Argh!

(SLURPS)

Toilet!

Yes, Your Ladyship.

(GIGGLES)

Away with you now.

Permission to speak.

Make it quick.

Look, Bluey the Awesome,

we don't tell you to do things
just to be mean.

It's for your own good. You don't
want to live like an animal.

We can live however we want.
We've got Tina.

Hey! Shoo, fly! Get away!

Why are there so many flies around?!

Because you rolled onto
a jam sandwich half an hour ago.

Oh. Where's the other half?

You need a bath!
Never!

Ohh! Flies!

Argh!
Bingo, get back here!

Tina, help!

Whoa! (GRUNTS)
(GIGGLES)

Tina! Get off!

What happened?!

I went to the toilet and
Mum tried to make me wash my hands!

Eugh! Bingo!
You didn't wash your hands?!

Nope. Hey, what?! Get away!

Oh, there's the other half.

Eugh!

Don't touch me!
You've got toilet hands!

BOTH: Argh! Get away, flies!

Get off me, Tina!

It's now or never, Bandit.

Get off!
Hey, Tina.

Boom!

I've got her! I've got her!
Hold her down!

Hey! Let go of Tina!

Get her legs!
I'm trying!

She kicks like a mule!

Shoo! Argh! Get them!
Use your toilet hands!

Toilet hands.

Argh! Get out, you little grub!

Ohh! Why does Tina stink so bad?

Quick, let's get her outside!

Argh!

(GROANS)
She weighs a tonne!

She's a lot of woman!

Get her in the car!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(BOTH GRUNT)

You didn't see anything.

(WHIMPERS)

Tina! Use your karate!

Argh! You're on your own!

(PANTS)

No! Uh... Tina, come on,
let's just talk about this.

Get him, Tina!

Argh!

Hey! Easy, easy.

Ohh! Tapping out. Tapping out!

OK, OK, we give up.

You win.
BLUEY AND BINGO: Hooray!

High five!

Eugh! Bingo!

Ohh, Tina! I'm sorry, but you stink!

Yeah. When was the last time
she had a bath?

Tina's never had a bath.
And WE'RE not having a bath either.

Ohh! Shoo!

Hey, whoa, wait.
Whose tooth is this?

It's huge!
Is this Tina's?!

Yeah, it is.

And look - here's another one.

Why did her teeth fall out?

Well, when was the last time
she brushed them?

Tina doesn't brush her teeth.

Ohh!
Eugh!

Well, that's why
her teeth are falling out.

Oh.

Kids, when we tell you

you have to have a bath or
brush your teeth or wash your hands,

it's because there's a good reason
to do all those things.

But, when we asked Dad why,
he just says, "Because I said so."

Yeah, he says we have to
because he's bigger than us.

Oh, really?

Maybe I should just give them
three seconds?

Oh, yeah.

Look, we'll probably still
say those things because we're busy,

but now you know
what we really mean.

OK, Mum.
Bring it in.

Toilet hands.

(BLUEY AND MUM SCREAM)
(GIGGLES)

Tina, I think
you can let go of me now.

Oh, yeah. It's all good now, Tina.

(GROANS)

Ohh!

No hard feelings, love.

Ow! Jeez!

She's got a handshake on her!

Argh!
(OTHERS GIGGLE)

This is called 'shampoo', Tina.

It makes your hair
smell like coconuts.

So then you go round and round
and up and down

and don't forget the back ones!

And make sure
you clean your teeth, Bluey.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Uh... I mean Bluey the Awesome.

Right away!

Captions by Red Bee Media

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