Bluey (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 46 - Road Trip - full transcript
Mum helps Bluey and Bingo find ways to entertain themselves on a family road trip, while dad tries to stay ahead of the grey nomad convoy or risk camping near the toilets.
Come on, kids. Let's motor.
Why do we always have to motor?
So we can get a good spot
at the campsite.
How long will it take to get there?
A long time.
What if I get bored?
Then you get bored.
Hey, you haven't packed
the kids' stuff yet.
Ah, I was just gonna bung it
down by their feet.
Are you sure?
What's this?
The kids' stuff.
Oh, biscuits!
This episode of Bluey
is called Road Trip.
OK, we're a bit later than I hoped,
but we're still making good time.
Bingo, keep your eye out
for grey nomads.
Grey what?
Dad?
No, we're not there yet.
Oh, but I'm bored.
You're born? I know you're born.
I was there when it happened.
Dad!
It was a real eye-opener.
Mum!
Look, because I'm such a champion,
I brought the tablets so you kids
could play computer games.
BOTH: Hooray, computer games!
Hang on, where are they?
Ahh! They must be in the boot.
Bandit, find a place to pull over.
What?!
I know I packed them.
(HORN HONKS RHYTHMICALLY)
What is that?
Oh, no. We've gotta go.
But what about the tablets?
Forget it.
What? Why?!
Grey nomads!
Come on!
OK, OK.
Whoo-hoo.
Phew! that was too close.
What are grey nomads?
They're nannas and grandads
in big, slow caravans.
If we get stuck behind them,
we'll be the last to the campsite
and we'll have to camp
next to the toilet block.
BOTH: Eww.
I like the grey nomads.
Their horns are funny.
But what about the tablets?
Look, Mum forgot to pack 'em, kids.
Oh!
Aww!
Don't worry.
I know plenty of non-computer games
we can play.
Hope you've got four hours' worth.
Games like what?
Games like...I Spy.
Yeah! Me first!
OK, but please spy
a hard one, Bingo.
It's boring when it's too easy.
OK.
I spy with my little eye
something coloured...
..blue.
Me?
Yes.
(GROANS) Please can I play
computer games?
What's so fun about them?
Well, there's one where you have to
make Chunky Chimp jump over barrels.
You don't need computers
to play jumping games.
Just use your fingers. Whoop! Whoop!
Boing, boing!
Boing...
But there's no barrels to jump.
Uh, yeah, but you can jump...
..cows!
(COW MOOS)
Oh, yeah!
Boing! One point!
Boing!
Two points!
BANDIT: Whoop! Three points.
Hey, you can't play. You're driving.
Oh, yeah.
(ALL LAUGH)
Seven, eight, nine, ten...
..a hundred, a million hundred...
I win!
ALL: Hoora... Ewww!
Alright, this is not an actual stop,
family, so everyone just stay...
Sunnies!
Car ride!
Those things!
..put.
There's nothing boring
about this, is there, Bluey?
No.
(HORNS HONK RHYTHMICALLY)
Biscuits!
Time to go! Come on!
What?!
We're going now.
What's going on?
It's not finished!
BINGO: Bye, grey nomads.
Don't worry, gang.
We're still making good time.
Ooh! Big Peanut.
Mum, have you got another car game?
Look, I'm a bit out of...
(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
(GASPS) Wait, train race!
Go Dad!
You got it!
Rrrrrr!
Faster!
Beat it.
We're winning!
Yeah.
Oh, now, the train's winning.
Fast! Go, go!
I'm trying!
Oh, it's too fast!
That was fun.
Oh, hang on. What's this?
Oh, roadworks!
I need the toilet.
OK, come on.
I'll take you for a bush wee.
Don't be long.
We'll be as long as we need,
thank you.
Mum, do you know any bush wee games?
Oh! I'll all out of games,
sweetheart.
Oh, but I'm bored.
Look, Bluey, sometimes,
you're just gonna be bored.
But what do I do about it?
You just be bored.
You know, look around.
Something always pops up. (BLOWS)
(HORN HONKS RHYTHMICALLY)
Oh, crumbed steak!
Grey nomads!
BANDIT: Back in the car! Come on!
Chill the beans.
It's OK. They're still behind us.
The guy hasn't turned the sign yet.
He's turning it.
Oh, sweet, let's go!
I need a wee.
OK. Come on, honey.
Hang on. What? No!
(GENTLE MUSIC)
Hello, grey nomads.
Finished.
(GROANS)
I like the grey nomads' stickers.
(SIGHS) Bored again!
Hmm, never seen that before.
(GASPS) Bingo, a table!
Has it been here all along?
Mum, look what I found!
Ah, the tablets!
Huh? Tablets?
Oh, wow.
Do you wanna play computer games?
Uh, no, I wanna play Petrol Station.
Yeah, I'll be the customer.
Hello, customer.
Would you like to buy some sunnies?
I told you I packed 'em.
Now's not a good time for me.
Oh, poor Bandit.
We were making such good time.
Yeah, but look.
OK, well, that's
100 dollar bucks, please.
OK.
OK.
Now we're making good TIMES.
There you go.
Hey, wait, they're turning off!
They're turning off!
Where are they going?
They're going to the Big Peanut.
The what?!
The Big Peanut.
Why aren't WE
going to the Big Peanut?
Well, um, it's just...
We're almost in the clear.
But it's a big peanut!
I know, but...
(SIGHS) OK.
Let's go to the Big Peanut.
BINGO AND BLUEY: Hooray!
Peanut, Peanut, Peanut, Peanut!
CHILLI: You're a good dog,
Bandit Heeler.
BINGO AND BLUEY: Wow.
It's a pretty big peanut, isn't it?
Yes, grey nomads, it is.
Would you like a Big Peanut sticker?
I've got a spare one.
Ooh, yes, please.
Oh, Bingo.
You can start a collection.
(BINGO LAUGHS)
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation
Why do we always have to motor?
So we can get a good spot
at the campsite.
How long will it take to get there?
A long time.
What if I get bored?
Then you get bored.
Hey, you haven't packed
the kids' stuff yet.
Ah, I was just gonna bung it
down by their feet.
Are you sure?
What's this?
The kids' stuff.
Oh, biscuits!
This episode of Bluey
is called Road Trip.
OK, we're a bit later than I hoped,
but we're still making good time.
Bingo, keep your eye out
for grey nomads.
Grey what?
Dad?
No, we're not there yet.
Oh, but I'm bored.
You're born? I know you're born.
I was there when it happened.
Dad!
It was a real eye-opener.
Mum!
Look, because I'm such a champion,
I brought the tablets so you kids
could play computer games.
BOTH: Hooray, computer games!
Hang on, where are they?
Ahh! They must be in the boot.
Bandit, find a place to pull over.
What?!
I know I packed them.
(HORN HONKS RHYTHMICALLY)
What is that?
Oh, no. We've gotta go.
But what about the tablets?
Forget it.
What? Why?!
Grey nomads!
Come on!
OK, OK.
Whoo-hoo.
Phew! that was too close.
What are grey nomads?
They're nannas and grandads
in big, slow caravans.
If we get stuck behind them,
we'll be the last to the campsite
and we'll have to camp
next to the toilet block.
BOTH: Eww.
I like the grey nomads.
Their horns are funny.
But what about the tablets?
Look, Mum forgot to pack 'em, kids.
Oh!
Aww!
Don't worry.
I know plenty of non-computer games
we can play.
Hope you've got four hours' worth.
Games like what?
Games like...I Spy.
Yeah! Me first!
OK, but please spy
a hard one, Bingo.
It's boring when it's too easy.
OK.
I spy with my little eye
something coloured...
..blue.
Me?
Yes.
(GROANS) Please can I play
computer games?
What's so fun about them?
Well, there's one where you have to
make Chunky Chimp jump over barrels.
You don't need computers
to play jumping games.
Just use your fingers. Whoop! Whoop!
Boing, boing!
Boing...
But there's no barrels to jump.
Uh, yeah, but you can jump...
..cows!
(COW MOOS)
Oh, yeah!
Boing! One point!
Boing!
Two points!
BANDIT: Whoop! Three points.
Hey, you can't play. You're driving.
Oh, yeah.
(ALL LAUGH)
Seven, eight, nine, ten...
..a hundred, a million hundred...
I win!
ALL: Hoora... Ewww!
Alright, this is not an actual stop,
family, so everyone just stay...
Sunnies!
Car ride!
Those things!
..put.
There's nothing boring
about this, is there, Bluey?
No.
(HORNS HONK RHYTHMICALLY)
Biscuits!
Time to go! Come on!
What?!
We're going now.
What's going on?
It's not finished!
BINGO: Bye, grey nomads.
Don't worry, gang.
We're still making good time.
Ooh! Big Peanut.
Mum, have you got another car game?
Look, I'm a bit out of...
(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
(GASPS) Wait, train race!
Go Dad!
You got it!
Rrrrrr!
Faster!
Beat it.
We're winning!
Yeah.
Oh, now, the train's winning.
Fast! Go, go!
I'm trying!
Oh, it's too fast!
That was fun.
Oh, hang on. What's this?
Oh, roadworks!
I need the toilet.
OK, come on.
I'll take you for a bush wee.
Don't be long.
We'll be as long as we need,
thank you.
Mum, do you know any bush wee games?
Oh! I'll all out of games,
sweetheart.
Oh, but I'm bored.
Look, Bluey, sometimes,
you're just gonna be bored.
But what do I do about it?
You just be bored.
You know, look around.
Something always pops up. (BLOWS)
(HORN HONKS RHYTHMICALLY)
Oh, crumbed steak!
Grey nomads!
BANDIT: Back in the car! Come on!
Chill the beans.
It's OK. They're still behind us.
The guy hasn't turned the sign yet.
He's turning it.
Oh, sweet, let's go!
I need a wee.
OK. Come on, honey.
Hang on. What? No!
(GENTLE MUSIC)
Hello, grey nomads.
Finished.
(GROANS)
I like the grey nomads' stickers.
(SIGHS) Bored again!
Hmm, never seen that before.
(GASPS) Bingo, a table!
Has it been here all along?
Mum, look what I found!
Ah, the tablets!
Huh? Tablets?
Oh, wow.
Do you wanna play computer games?
Uh, no, I wanna play Petrol Station.
Yeah, I'll be the customer.
Hello, customer.
Would you like to buy some sunnies?
I told you I packed 'em.
Now's not a good time for me.
Oh, poor Bandit.
We were making such good time.
Yeah, but look.
OK, well, that's
100 dollar bucks, please.
OK.
OK.
Now we're making good TIMES.
There you go.
Hey, wait, they're turning off!
They're turning off!
Where are they going?
They're going to the Big Peanut.
The what?!
The Big Peanut.
Why aren't WE
going to the Big Peanut?
Well, um, it's just...
We're almost in the clear.
But it's a big peanut!
I know, but...
(SIGHS) OK.
Let's go to the Big Peanut.
BINGO AND BLUEY: Hooray!
Peanut, Peanut, Peanut, Peanut!
CHILLI: You're a good dog,
Bandit Heeler.
BINGO AND BLUEY: Wow.
It's a pretty big peanut, isn't it?
Yes, grey nomads, it is.
Would you like a Big Peanut sticker?
I've got a spare one.
Ooh, yes, please.
Oh, Bingo.
You can start a collection.
(BINGO LAUGHS)
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation