Bluey (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - Squash - full transcript
When dad and Uncle Stripe play a game of squash, Bluey and Bingo are in control of their every move, and Bingo proves that big siblings don't always beat little siblings.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
Ah...
Argh!
Dad! Stay on the path!
Oh! Phew!
Get 'em, Bluey!
Whoa!
Argh!
Ahh!
Yay!
Nice one, Bluey!
Get us out of here, Bingo!
I'm trying!
Big brothers always beat
little brothers!
That's just the way it goes.
Yeah, that's just the way it goes.
BOTH: Hmph!
This episode of Bluey is called
Squash.
I'm going to pound you!
Yeah, right.
What can we play while you squash?
Um, well, you can still control us.
BOTH: Hooray!
Here. This can be the controller.
I'll control Dad! He always wins.
BOTH: Hey!
Such a wise head on
such young shoulders.
OK, I'll control Uncle Stripe.
Do your best, Bingo.
I promise I will.
Alright. Let's do this!
Yeah!
Come on, Bingo!
(BOTH GIGGLE)
Test us out, kids.
OK! This way!
Oh!
Go up!
Arrgh! Oof!
(GIGGLES)
Round and round!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
And this way.
Oh!
OK, they work!
(BOTH PANT)
OK! We're good to go.
You ready, Bingo?
Ready!
Boop!
Ah!
Oh!
BOTH: Yes!
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
One, zero.
Aww!
Nice one, Bluey!
(GIGGLES)
So it begins!
Hyuh!
Urgh! Ohh.
BOTH: Yeah!
Hwah!
Argh! Oof!
BOTH: Yeah!
Take that!
Ohh.
Aw.
Hoo!
Ha! (PANTS)
Something's wrong with this.
Ohh!
Yeah!
Yah!
Yah! Ohh!
Why do you keep losing?
Because big brothers
always beat little brothers.
Aww.
OK, one more point and we win,
Bluey.
Make it happen.
OK!
(PANTS)
Just do your best, Bingo.
I'm trying, but my controller
isn't working properly.
I don't think
it's the controller, kid.
This isn't over.
Argh!
Oof!
(CHEERS)
Yeah!
Now it's over.
Aww.
I didn't even win once.
Big sisters always beat
little sisters.
That's just the way it goes.
(HUMS)
I'm going to the bubbler.
Oh, Bingo.
Let's go again!
(PANTS) Yep.
Just...just let me get a drink.
(PANTS)
Nice controlling, kid.
Dad, can you please let Uncle Stripe
win the next squash?
What? Why?
'Cause I don't think Bingo's
having any fun.
Aw, you're such a good big sister.
So, can you?
Nope!
What?! Why not?
That's not how grownups work, kid.
But it's how kids work!
Then kids are silly.
What?! How very dare you!
(SING-SONG) Nyah nyah-nyah nyah-nyah
nyah. Kids are silly.
That is it! I'm going to
make you lose the next squash.
What?! No!
I take it back!
Kids aren't silly!
Please don't make me lose!
Too late.
(GURGLING)
What are you doing, Bingo?
I'm fixing you.
Fixing me?
Yeah!
This is the antenna bit
that makes the controller work.
Oh! Is it not working properly?
No.
You're not doing what
I'm controlling you to do
and Bluey keeps beating me.
Aw. Look, I'm sorry, Bingo.
Maybe you guys should swap
for the next game?
No. I want to control you.
Are you sure?
You'll probably have a better chance
of winning with your dad.
No, I want US to win.
Oh, really? Why's that?
Because big sisters
don't always beat little sisters.
There! I fixed you.
Yeah, Bingo.
You did.
Oh, please! Don't make me lose!
I'll give you a hundred
chocolate koalas.
Nope!
You ready?
Argh!
Bingo, it's your turn to control me
instead of Bluey.
Nope!
Please!
Let's do this, Bingo.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Boop.
Hwah!
Whoops.
Whoa.
Oh. Wow!
One, zero.
Yeah!
What? Bluey!
Yes!
(CHEERS)
Oh!
Oh! Right in the love handles.
Grr!
Whoo! OK, Bingo,
one more point and we've won.
You can do this!
We can do this!
(PANTS)
Strength!
Determination!
Ooooh-ya!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ohh!
(GIGGLES)
Yeah!
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
We won!
Ugh.
Good game, little brother.
Yeah! Thanks, mate!
Good game, little sister.
Thanks, Bluey.
What a squash!
Yeah, man. That was awesome.
I guess little brothers
can beat big brothers.
Yep! That's just the way it goes.
(ALL LAUGH)
Good one, Bingo.
But I still say kids are silly!
What?! Yah!
Argh!
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian Broadcasting
Corporation
Ah...
Argh!
Dad! Stay on the path!
Oh! Phew!
Get 'em, Bluey!
Whoa!
Argh!
Ahh!
Yay!
Nice one, Bluey!
Get us out of here, Bingo!
I'm trying!
Big brothers always beat
little brothers!
That's just the way it goes.
Yeah, that's just the way it goes.
BOTH: Hmph!
This episode of Bluey is called
Squash.
I'm going to pound you!
Yeah, right.
What can we play while you squash?
Um, well, you can still control us.
BOTH: Hooray!
Here. This can be the controller.
I'll control Dad! He always wins.
BOTH: Hey!
Such a wise head on
such young shoulders.
OK, I'll control Uncle Stripe.
Do your best, Bingo.
I promise I will.
Alright. Let's do this!
Yeah!
Come on, Bingo!
(BOTH GIGGLE)
Test us out, kids.
OK! This way!
Oh!
Go up!
Arrgh! Oof!
(GIGGLES)
Round and round!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
And this way.
Oh!
OK, they work!
(BOTH PANT)
OK! We're good to go.
You ready, Bingo?
Ready!
Boop!
Ah!
Oh!
BOTH: Yes!
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
One, zero.
Aww!
Nice one, Bluey!
(GIGGLES)
So it begins!
Hyuh!
Urgh! Ohh.
BOTH: Yeah!
Hwah!
Argh! Oof!
BOTH: Yeah!
Take that!
Ohh.
Aw.
Hoo!
Ha! (PANTS)
Something's wrong with this.
Ohh!
Yeah!
Yah!
Yah! Ohh!
Why do you keep losing?
Because big brothers
always beat little brothers.
Aww.
OK, one more point and we win,
Bluey.
Make it happen.
OK!
(PANTS)
Just do your best, Bingo.
I'm trying, but my controller
isn't working properly.
I don't think
it's the controller, kid.
This isn't over.
Argh!
Oof!
(CHEERS)
Yeah!
Now it's over.
Aww.
I didn't even win once.
Big sisters always beat
little sisters.
That's just the way it goes.
(HUMS)
I'm going to the bubbler.
Oh, Bingo.
Let's go again!
(PANTS) Yep.
Just...just let me get a drink.
(PANTS)
Nice controlling, kid.
Dad, can you please let Uncle Stripe
win the next squash?
What? Why?
'Cause I don't think Bingo's
having any fun.
Aw, you're such a good big sister.
So, can you?
Nope!
What?! Why not?
That's not how grownups work, kid.
But it's how kids work!
Then kids are silly.
What?! How very dare you!
(SING-SONG) Nyah nyah-nyah nyah-nyah
nyah. Kids are silly.
That is it! I'm going to
make you lose the next squash.
What?! No!
I take it back!
Kids aren't silly!
Please don't make me lose!
Too late.
(GURGLING)
What are you doing, Bingo?
I'm fixing you.
Fixing me?
Yeah!
This is the antenna bit
that makes the controller work.
Oh! Is it not working properly?
No.
You're not doing what
I'm controlling you to do
and Bluey keeps beating me.
Aw. Look, I'm sorry, Bingo.
Maybe you guys should swap
for the next game?
No. I want to control you.
Are you sure?
You'll probably have a better chance
of winning with your dad.
No, I want US to win.
Oh, really? Why's that?
Because big sisters
don't always beat little sisters.
There! I fixed you.
Yeah, Bingo.
You did.
Oh, please! Don't make me lose!
I'll give you a hundred
chocolate koalas.
Nope!
You ready?
Argh!
Bingo, it's your turn to control me
instead of Bluey.
Nope!
Please!
Let's do this, Bingo.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Boop.
Hwah!
Whoops.
Whoa.
Oh. Wow!
One, zero.
Yeah!
What? Bluey!
Yes!
(CHEERS)
Oh!
Oh! Right in the love handles.
Grr!
Whoo! OK, Bingo,
one more point and we've won.
You can do this!
We can do this!
(PANTS)
Strength!
Determination!
Ooooh-ya!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ohh!
(GIGGLES)
Yeah!
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
We won!
Ugh.
Good game, little brother.
Yeah! Thanks, mate!
Good game, little sister.
Thanks, Bluey.
What a squash!
Yeah, man. That was awesome.
I guess little brothers
can beat big brothers.
Yep! That's just the way it goes.
(ALL LAUGH)
Good one, Bingo.
But I still say kids are silly!
What?! Yah!
Argh!
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian Broadcasting
Corporation