Bluey (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 34 - Swim School - full transcript

Mum, Dad and Bingo must complete both their classes to pass Swim School but pleasing strict Big Fish instructor Margaret (aka Bluey) is proving very difficult.

(THEME MUSIC)

I don't need floaties
'cause I learnt to swim!

Bingo, walking.

Walking.
Sorry.

Running's a bit dangerous
by the pool, mate.

Let's play Swim School!

Dad, Bluey's running by the pool.

Bingo, don't be a dobber.

What?!

But you said running by the pool
is dangerous.

Well...yeah, it is.



So, what if Bluey's doing
something dangerous?

Should I dob then?

Yeah, but...uhm...

Chilli?
Mm-mm.

Uh...

Gotta go!

This episode of Bluey
is called Swim School.

So, there's two classes -
Little Fish and Big Fish.

Can I play?
BOTH: Yeah!

You have to pass Little Fish
before you can go to Big Fish.

Got it?
ALL: Got it.

OK, children,
time to meet your teacher.

Hello, darlings. I'm Karen.

ALL: Hi, Karen.



Oh, and you're all
brothers and sisters.

BOTH: Baagh!

Let's do kicking!

(SPLASHING)

Good kicking, Bingo.

No, no - my name's Merifyndor.

Good kicking, Merifyndor.

♪ Do-do-do-do-do... ♪

Karen, Bevan isn't
doing it properly.

Bevan?!

Is Bevan doing anything dangerous?

Well, no.

Then don't be a dobber, sweetie.

Sorry, Karen.
That's OK.

♪ Do-do-do-do-do-da-da... ♪

Ooh!
(GIGGLES)

Karen! Merifyndor just poked me.

Hands to yourself,
please, young lady.

Yes, Karen.

Hang on - shouldn't Bevan get
in trouble for dobbing, like I did?

Oh, yes. Bevan, no dobbing.

Well, shouldn't Sharon
get in trouble

for dobbing on me
about dobbing on Merifyndor?

Oh, yes. Bad Sharon. No dobbing.

But I... (GASPS)
(GIGGLES)

OK, class, two new rules.

First, no more poking.
Aww!

And second, no more dobbing.

Unless someone's in danger.
Unless that.

You are a family.

You're right, Karen.

Let's work together,
brothers and sisters.

BOTH: Yeah!

Doggy paddle!

You're doing well, brother!

Thanks, sister.

How am I doing?

Great, little sis. Keep going.

Very good, poppets.

Oh! You make Karen so proud.

Excellent monkeying.

Oh, you'll be Big Fish in no time.

Aagh!

This is your final lesson -

ninja kicks!

Hi-ya!

ALL: Oh, wow!

Ta-da!

Off you go.

Hi-ya!

Yah!

Hi-ya!

Well done, poppets.

You all get to move up to Big Fish!

ALL: Hooray!

And no-one dobbed on anyone.

Good luck.

Wait - are you not
our teacher for Big Fish?

Oh, no. Margaret takes Big Fish.

Goodbye!

I have a feeling
we're not gonna like Margaret.

Surprise!
ALL: Aagh!

Welcome to Big Fish.

I'm Margaret...

..your teacher.

ALL: Hello, Margaret.

Now, I'm not as nice as Karen.

I knew it.

If anyone steps out of line
in my class,

you'll get one of these.

Bleagh! Plagh!
(GIGGLES)

That's called a squirty.

Why'd you demonstrate on ME?

Don't worry about us, Margaret.

Karen taught us to work as a family

and never to dob - unless
it's about something dangerous.

Oh, yes. Karen doesn't like
dobbing, does she?

No.

Well, I do.
ALL: Huh?

In fact, if you don't dob,
you won't pass.

But I thought dobbing was bad.

Unless you're doing
something dangerous.

No. Dobbing is good.

Well, we're gonna pass Big Fish
without dobbing.

Big Fish is pretty hard.

We don't care how hard it is.

Yeah, Marge.
What do you think about that?

Bleagh!

It's Margaret!

Great backstroke, Bevan!
Thanks, sis.

Whoo!
Whoa! What are you doing?!

I'm a bag of coconuts.

Why would I - plagh! - backstroke
with a bag of coconuts?

You might be shipwrecked
on an island.

(COUGHS) Blagh!

Fail!

OK, swim to the other side.

BOTH: Go, Sharon!

(SQUEALS)
I'll just tag along.

Wha...? Bllbb...

Fail!

BOTH: What?!

Great starfish, Merifyndor.

Here comes a cyclone!

(BLOWS)
(SQUEALS, GIGGLES)

Another fail.

Family meeting.

(SINGS, GARBLED)

Big Fish is impossible!

Yeah. I don't know
about this Margaret character.

She's a silly old watermelon head!

Yeah!

I want Karen back.

What if we just refuse
to do what she says?

Yeah!

If we stick together,
what's she gonna do?

What do you reckon, Merifyndor?

Merifyndor?

And then they said they weren't
gonna do anything you say,

and that they want Karen back.

Excellent dobbing, sweetheart.

Ugh!
Blagh!

That's for being cheeky.

Merifyndor!

Did you dob on us?
(GIGGLES)

It's allowed.
It sure is.

You just passed Big Fish.

BOTH: What?!

OK, well, SHE called you
a silly old watermelon head.

You what?!

You fail too.

Eugh! (GIGGLES)

Sharon, come here.

You pass Big Fish instead.

But, uh...Sharon peeked
in Marco Polo.

What?!
I did not!

Bleagh!
Fail!

Ah, I'll just saunter
over here, then.

Well, Bevan...um...um...

I'll just get ready for a squirty.

Um...

Go on - you've got nothing
on me, Sharon.

He...he...

He peed in the pool!

(KIDS SCREAM)
Ew! Ew! Gross!

It's a victimless crime!

You two pass Big Fish.

BOTH: Yes!

You fail, you big grub!

Aww.

Margaret, I don't like
dobbing on my family.

If Bevan fails Big Fish,
then I want to fail too.

Hi-ya!

I'm with Merifyndor.

Yah!
(GIGGLES)

BOTH: Good one, sis!

Well, fine! You all fail!

Thanks, Merifyndor.

You're welcome, Bevan.

Surprise!
ALL: Aagh! Karen!

Welcome back to Little Fish.

ALL: Aww!

I'm so proud of you all.

Why's the water warmer here?

Aaagh!
Oh, Bevan!

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