Bluey (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 28 - Seesaw - full transcript

Dad has rudely plonked himself on one end of the seesaw. So Bluey and Bingo round up the entire playground to help flip him off, but they still need to find one more friend.

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(UPBEAT THEME MUSIC)

Oh, I know.

OK. Just one last bit of washing
to hang out.

And there. Phew!

All my washing is hung out.

Now to relax.

Yeah!
Ahhhh!

Oh, no! The wind's blowing my washing
off the line!

I have to get it back!

(SQUEALS)

(GIGGLES)



Mrs Heeler!

Oh, sorry, Pom Pom.

It's a long way down for you,
isn't it?

Yes, Mrs Heeler!

Pomeranians are a small breed!

There you go.

Now to get my washing back!

Whee!

Come back here, pillowcase!

Ahh! Mrs Heeler!

I can't do it.

Maybe it's best if
I don't play washing.

Pom Pom!
Pom Pom!

I'm still an enthusiast,



I go along, you know,
have a go at it.

Oh, poor Pom Pom.

Well, she is a bit small
for this game.

There's nothing wrong
with being small, honey.

Hey, Bluey! Let's play seesaw!

Yeah!

This episode of Bluey
is called Seesaw.

♪ Seesaw

♪ Margery Daw. ♪

Oh, I hope they bring him back
for season four.

Yeah, they do.
Haven't you seen the trailer?

No. What trailer?

It's in Russia or something.

Ah! Hey!

This is mine.

Hey, get off!

Yeah, get off.

We were on that.

Not anymore.

Come on, Bingo! Help me!

Ooh, a massage.

Why, thank you.

Yeah, a little lower.

Ooh, that's the spot.

Grab his arms!

Oh, yeah!

Thai style.

That feels good.

Get off, you big blue meanie.

Nah.

I've got an idea. Come on, Bingo.

We'll seesaw him off.

Oh, yeah.
Come on!

We're not heavy enough!

Yeah, I'm pretty huge.

(LAUGHS)

Hey, Chloe! Come up here and help us
seesaw Dad off!

Ooh, OK.

Ooh, we're gonna more heavy you off
now, Big Daddy.

Ooh, I'm so scared.

OK, sit down, Chloe.

We're still not heavy enough.

He must weigh the same as a hippo.

(ALL SHRIEK)

That's it. I'm calling Mum.

Oh, yeah. Run to your mamma.

Mu-um!

She'll sort you out, mate.

Hello.

Mum, Dad's sitting on the seesaw
and won't get off.

Oh, boo-hoo!

(ALL GASP)

Here you are, my darling.

Oh, thank you, my precious.

What are you doing?
Don't feed him!

You're making him even more heavy.

Mm! So filling.

Have fun, children.

This is outrageous!

The grown-ups won't help us!

Well, then we need more kids.

Spin!

Coco, we need your help!
What is it, Bluey?

We're trying to
get my dad off the seesaw.

Oh.
But we're not heavy enough.

Oh.
And he keeps eating sausages.

Oh!

Is your frizzy hair very heavy?

Um, yeah?

Good. Come on.

I brought Coco!
Hooray!

Oop!

It's working!
Coco's frizzy hair is working!

ALL: Hooray!

Ah! It stopped.

We're still not heavy enough.

I'm sorry.
It's not your fault, Coco.

It's HIS!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

We need another kid.

Giddyup!

Snickers, we need you!

But I'm playing on the...

Ah!

Come on!

Oh, we're gonna fix you up, mate.

We've got a sausage dog.

Bluey, look what he's got.
Huh?

Oh, Rodney, my darling.
You're so smooth.

It's a pet rock.
What!?

He just picked it up
from over there.

Well, don't worry.

Snickers is heavier than a pet rock.

Aren't you?
I think so.

Come on, Snickers.
OK.

We're gonna do it!
We're gonna do it!

Oh, Rodney, look.
You can have your own pet rock.

ALL: What!?
His pet rock has a pet rock!

This is outrageous!

Get off our seesaw!

ALL: Yeah!

Why would I get off my seesaw?

What are we gonna do?

We've run out of kids.

Oh, no, we haven't.

And how is your dad going?

ALL: Pom Pom!
Huh?

Over here!

We're gonna see him next week.
OK, I'm coming!

We need you!

I'm here!

Pom Pom! Get up here, quick!

OK.

Goodness me.

I'm up!
Yeah!

That's it. That's it!

Here I come!

It's working!

That's it, Pom Pom. Keep going!

Huh? Hey, what's going on?

Ah!

Eeeh!
Pom Pom!

Come here, you!

Pom Pom!

That was close.

Come on, Pom Pom! Climb back up!

OK.

Keep going!
You're almost there!

Pomeranians are a small
but hardy breed.

Come on! Come on!
It's working!

Whoa! Whoa! Stop it!

You can do it, Pom Pom.

Ah!

Ahh!

ALL: Yay!
I did it!

Help!

I don't like it up here!

Take that, you big meanie.

Yeah!

This is our seesaw!

I demand you let me down
this instant!

Oh, OK. We'll get off.

Ready?
ALL: Ready!

Wait, hang on.

Now!
(GRUNTS)

Get him!

(ALL LAUGH)
No! No!

(ALL BUZZ LIKE FLIES)

Egh! Zzzzz!

Here comes Mrs Spider.

Oh, no! Zzz!

I'm free!

Oh, you cheeky fly.

Bzz! Bzz!

Can I have a go of being
the spider, Bingo!

Sure, Pom Pom.

You're too small to be the spider.

No, I'm not.

Yeah, no, she's not.

Pomeranians are a small
but hardy breed.

(LAUGHS)

Captions by
Red Bee Media

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Broadcasting Corporation