Bluey (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 45 - Kids - full transcript

A quick trip to the shops proves tricky for Dad, when Bingo and Bluey want to play a game of 'Kids'. Now Bluey is Mum, Bingo's her baby and for Dad however, he is a very naughty boy.




- Bluey!

Dad, who's your favorite --
me or Bingo?


Keeping in mind
I can run the fastest.

Yeah, but I can whistle.


So who?

You're both my favorites.

But I can kick my own bum.

Watch! Hunh!

Look, kid, parents
don't pick favorites.

Why not?

They just don't.

One, two...


All right, let's hit this
hard and quick.

Sound good, kids?


Hey, Bingo, let's play Kids!


Oh, not Kids!

This episode of Bluey
is called Kids.

Okay, Bingo, you're a toddler
and your name is Snowdrop.

And I'll be your Mum.

Okay, Mama!

And you're Snowdrop's older brother.

And your name is...

Hee hee.


I'll take that, Diddums!

Are you ready to go shopping, Snowdrop?

Yeah, Mama.

Unh, unh, unh!

Mum's in charge
of the trolley, Diddums.

Children use those ones.

Oh, Mum!


No dilly-dallying, Diddums!

Yes, Mum!

Chocolate or pink, Snowdrop?


Okay, my sweetie.

Snowdrop loves
chocolate milk!

Mama, Mama!
Diddums being sneaky!

How very dare you!

And who said you could have
all that green stuff?

Please, Mum.
Can't we get some vegetables?

Of course not. Do you think
I'm made of money?

Well, how come
Snowdrop gets chocolate milk?

Because she's so cute!


-Now, put them back!


G'day, Bandit.
How's it going?

Hey, Roko.
Don't ask.

What's going on, Diddums?!

Lollygagging with your friends again?

Mum! You're embarrassing me!

Back to the trolley
this instant, young man.

Yes, Mum.

See ya, Roko.

Oh, hello, Roko.

How's your mother?

She's good, Mrs. Heeler.

Honestly, Diddums,
I can't believe --

Oh! Who threw this
on the ground?


It wasn't me!

It was Snowdrop!

Snowdrop would never do such a thing!

This isn't fair!
You always take her side!

That's because Snowdrop is an angel
and you're a very naughty boy.

Huh! Well, I'm a naughty boy, am I?

Yes. You are a very naughty boy.

Naughty boy!

Okay, then.


-Naughty boy! Naughty boy!

Come back this instant!

-Naughty boy!
-Flaxseeds, pepitas...

almond flour --
yes, please!

Stop it,

You will do what your mother says!

I'm a naughty boy!


Walnuts, psyllium husks,
sugar-free chocolate --

don't mind if I do!


Put that back!


Ooh, hoo, hoo! You wait till
your father hears about this!



I'm going to count
to three, Diddums!



two and a half...

That's it!

Heh, heh, heh!

You have to bend down.

Oh, okay.

-You're going to time out, young man.
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Now, you sit
in that toilet-paper chair

and have a good think
about what you've done.

Toilet-paper chair?!

This isn't fair, Mum!

Why doesn't Snowdrop
have to go to time out?

She's the one
who's being cheeky.

Because she's my favorite.

You mean Snowdrop's
really your favorite?

Yes. Snowdrop is my favorite.

Oh. I-I see.

I'll just sit here
until you tell me I can come out.

Well, um...yes.


- Hee hee hee.

Can I help you?

I wish you could, mate.

-Hee hee!

No cards today, sweetie.
Put them back. Come on.

Snowdrop want cards!

Maybe that's enough time
in the toilet-paper chair

for your brother, I think.

Come on, Snowdrop.

Stinky Mummy!

Nyeh, nyeh,
nyeh, nyeh!



You are a cheeky toddler!

Hee hee!

Personally, I can't go back to single-ply.

No, that's madness.

See ya, mate.

You can come out now, Diddums.

Oh, good, 'cause this is
actually embarrassing.

You were right.

It was Snowdrop being cheeky all along.

I'm sorry
I didn't believe you...

and that I said
she was my favorite.

I love you, Mum.

Diddums, can I put you
in charge of the trolley?

Yes, Mum.

'Cause I got a cheeky toddler
to sort out!

You've been such a great help
today, Diddums.

Mum! You're embarrassing me.

What a fine young boy
you have there, Mrs. Heeler.

Thank you, checkout lady.

He is definitely my favorite.

Ooh! I mean...both my children
are my favorites.

Um, Mrs. Heeler?

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪


Hee hee hee!