Bluey (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 42 - Hide and Seek - full transcript
It's time for a family game of hide and seek. Everyone hides, while Bluey counts to twenty, but will she be able to stay focused on the game and not get distracted by all her toys.
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
-Mum?
-I'm not your Mum.
I mean, Dad?
Yes?
Can we please play
Hide and Seek now?
In a bit.
Hmph!
Why is the statue dog
just sitting there?
He's practicing
not getting distracted.
What? You don't need
to practice for that.
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
Not getting distracted is easy.
Watch.
Ooh! A dragonfly!
-Oh! Hoo!
-[giggles]
-[laughs]
-Carrot horn!
Hey, Bingo, let's play Hide and Seek!
Yeah, Hide and Seek!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called Hide and Seek.
Okay, you all hide, and I'll seek.
Go! 1! 2 --
Hang on.
-Yeah, hang on a minute.
-Hang on.
We'll only hide
if you promise
not to forget
you're looking for us.
I've never done that!
[all] Yes, you have!
[laughs]
Okay, okay, I promise.
Good!
-Now, go! 1!
-Aaah!
2! 3! 4!
Bingo, she's counting!
Quick, we have to hide!
-5! 6! 7!
-[both] Aaah!
Don't get distracted!
Eeeeeee!
[gasps]
-Urgh!
-[toy squeaks]
-[screech!]
-Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Aaah!
18! 19! 20!
Ready or not, here I come!
Now, where could they be hiding?
Ooh, a tennis ball.
Oh, don't get distracted, Bluey.
Hmm...
[Bingo giggles, toy squeaks]
Hmm.
No one here.
They're hiding really well.
Anyone in here?
[upbeat music plays, toy chirps]
Chattermax!
[chirps, chatters]
I thought I'd lost you!
Chatta-cha! Chattermax!
Feed me!
[laughs]
Are you hungry, Chattermax?
Feed me!
-[music stops]
-I'd like to feed you,
but I'm supposed to be
playing Hide and Seek.
Chibba-cha!
Chibba, chibba, chibba!
Okay, I'll just give you
a quick little feed.
-[chirps, chatters]
-[laughs]
I wonder why you were
shoved under the sink.
Feed me!
Now, where are
those things you eat?
Caw, caw!
Chattermax hungry!
Ugh, Chattermax, I know.
I'm looking!
[toy squeaks]
[Bluey] Aha! Found you!
Chattersnax!
[chatters]
There you go.
Om nom!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
Yum, yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum!
Yum, yum, yum!
Chattersnax!
Now, I have to
get back to --
Toilet! Toilet!
Need to go toilet!
[giggles]
Oh, Chattermax!
Chattermax need
poo-poo, poo-poo!
Poo-poo!
Poo-poo! Poo-poo!
There you go.
You do your toilet.
[music plays, Chattermax farts]
Ooh, good Chattermax.
I'll leave you to it.
♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo, doo-oo ♪
Now, what was I doing again?
[Chattermax] Finish toilet! Finish toilet!
Oh, Chattermax is gonna
need help to wash his hands.
[glass squeaks]
This shower is filthy.
-Ooh!
-[chattering]
Yes, that's very interesting.
Wash, wash, wash.
There you go, Chattermax.
No germs.
Now, I have to go
back to, um...
Aah! I forgot
what I was doing!
-[chattering]
-[laughs]
Oh, well. I'll just play
with you instead.
Oh, it's so nice
to see you again, Polly.
I want to hear all about
your holiday to Egypt.
[as Polly] Oh, yes,
it was wonderful!
[normal voice] Would you like
milk with your tea?
[as Polly]
Oh, yes, please!
[normal voice]
There you go, Polly.
And what about you, Gerald?
[techno music plays,
Chattermax chattering]
Chattermax, this is a tea party,
not a dancing party!
Keep it down!
-[laughing]
-[shrieks]
No!
[as Polly] I'm so sorry about my husband!
[normal voice]
Aah, stop! Stop!
[as Polly]
Oh, he always does this.
[normal voice] Ugh, I'm sorry, Chattermax,
but you're impossible to play with.
I'm just gonna switch you off for a bit.
Aah!
There's no off button!
[chattering wildly]
Mum! Can you take out
Chattermax's batteries?!
Quiet, Chattermax!
Mum!
Mum! Where are you?!
Dad! Dad!
Bingooo! Bingo!
Why isn't anyone answering me?!
Ooh, Chattermax, that's enough!
Where could they all be?
Okay, I need to figure this out.
[chattering continues]
[serene music plays]
[echoing]
1! 2! 3! 4!
[music stops]
Oh, yeah, that's right.
-Found you!
-Hooray!
-Found you!
-Ooh!
-Found you!
-Aaaah!
[laughter]
Oh, man, I had a Christmas tree
stuck in my back the whole time.
[laughter]
Can you believe I got distracted
and forgot we were
playing Hide and Seek?
[all] Yes!
[laughter]
-It's very believable.
-[laughs]
Now you hide, and I'll seek.
[all] Okay!
-1! 2! 3! 4!
-[all] Eeee! Whoa!
Come on!
You have to hide quick!
Bingo can only count to 14.
Ooh, a dragonfly.
Come on!
11, 12, 13, 14! Um...
Ready or not, here I come!
Hmm.
Where could they be?
Maybe they're in the bin!
-[both laugh]
-Shhhh!
[Bingo] Not in here.
Oh, Bluey, what did you do
with Chattermax?
Oh, don't worry. I put him
somewhere really peaceful.
Chatta!
[Bingo] Maybe they're in here!
[screaming]
Found yoooou!
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
-Mum?
-I'm not your Mum.
I mean, Dad?
Yes?
Can we please play
Hide and Seek now?
In a bit.
Hmph!
Why is the statue dog
just sitting there?
He's practicing
not getting distracted.
What? You don't need
to practice for that.
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
Not getting distracted is easy.
Watch.
Ooh! A dragonfly!
-Oh! Hoo!
-[giggles]
-[laughs]
-Carrot horn!
Hey, Bingo, let's play Hide and Seek!
Yeah, Hide and Seek!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called Hide and Seek.
Okay, you all hide, and I'll seek.
Go! 1! 2 --
Hang on.
-Yeah, hang on a minute.
-Hang on.
We'll only hide
if you promise
not to forget
you're looking for us.
I've never done that!
[all] Yes, you have!
[laughs]
Okay, okay, I promise.
Good!
-Now, go! 1!
-Aaah!
2! 3! 4!
Bingo, she's counting!
Quick, we have to hide!
-5! 6! 7!
-[both] Aaah!
Don't get distracted!
Eeeeeee!
[gasps]
-Urgh!
-[toy squeaks]
-[screech!]
-Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Aaah!
18! 19! 20!
Ready or not, here I come!
Now, where could they be hiding?
Ooh, a tennis ball.
Oh, don't get distracted, Bluey.
Hmm...
[Bingo giggles, toy squeaks]
Hmm.
No one here.
They're hiding really well.
Anyone in here?
[upbeat music plays, toy chirps]
Chattermax!
[chirps, chatters]
I thought I'd lost you!
Chatta-cha! Chattermax!
Feed me!
[laughs]
Are you hungry, Chattermax?
Feed me!
-[music stops]
-I'd like to feed you,
but I'm supposed to be
playing Hide and Seek.
Chibba-cha!
Chibba, chibba, chibba!
Okay, I'll just give you
a quick little feed.
-[chirps, chatters]
-[laughs]
I wonder why you were
shoved under the sink.
Feed me!
Now, where are
those things you eat?
Caw, caw!
Chattermax hungry!
Ugh, Chattermax, I know.
I'm looking!
[toy squeaks]
[Bluey] Aha! Found you!
Chattersnax!
[chatters]
There you go.
Om nom!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
Yum, yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum!
Yum, yum, yum!
Chattersnax!
Now, I have to
get back to --
Toilet! Toilet!
Need to go toilet!
[giggles]
Oh, Chattermax!
Chattermax need
poo-poo, poo-poo!
Poo-poo!
Poo-poo! Poo-poo!
There you go.
You do your toilet.
[music plays, Chattermax farts]
Ooh, good Chattermax.
I'll leave you to it.
♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo, doo-oo ♪
Now, what was I doing again?
[Chattermax] Finish toilet! Finish toilet!
Oh, Chattermax is gonna
need help to wash his hands.
[glass squeaks]
This shower is filthy.
-Ooh!
-[chattering]
Yes, that's very interesting.
Wash, wash, wash.
There you go, Chattermax.
No germs.
Now, I have to go
back to, um...
Aah! I forgot
what I was doing!
-[chattering]
-[laughs]
Oh, well. I'll just play
with you instead.
Oh, it's so nice
to see you again, Polly.
I want to hear all about
your holiday to Egypt.
[as Polly] Oh, yes,
it was wonderful!
[normal voice] Would you like
milk with your tea?
[as Polly]
Oh, yes, please!
[normal voice]
There you go, Polly.
And what about you, Gerald?
[techno music plays,
Chattermax chattering]
Chattermax, this is a tea party,
not a dancing party!
Keep it down!
-[laughing]
-[shrieks]
No!
[as Polly] I'm so sorry about my husband!
[normal voice]
Aah, stop! Stop!
[as Polly]
Oh, he always does this.
[normal voice] Ugh, I'm sorry, Chattermax,
but you're impossible to play with.
I'm just gonna switch you off for a bit.
Aah!
There's no off button!
[chattering wildly]
Mum! Can you take out
Chattermax's batteries?!
Quiet, Chattermax!
Mum!
Mum! Where are you?!
Dad! Dad!
Bingooo! Bingo!
Why isn't anyone answering me?!
Ooh, Chattermax, that's enough!
Where could they all be?
Okay, I need to figure this out.
[chattering continues]
[serene music plays]
[echoing]
1! 2! 3! 4!
[music stops]
Oh, yeah, that's right.
-Found you!
-Hooray!
-Found you!
-Ooh!
-Found you!
-Aaaah!
[laughter]
Oh, man, I had a Christmas tree
stuck in my back the whole time.
[laughter]
Can you believe I got distracted
and forgot we were
playing Hide and Seek?
[all] Yes!
[laughter]
-It's very believable.
-[laughs]
Now you hide, and I'll seek.
[all] Okay!
-1! 2! 3! 4!
-[all] Eeee! Whoa!
Come on!
You have to hide quick!
Bingo can only count to 14.
Ooh, a dragonfly.
Come on!
11, 12, 13, 14! Um...
Ready or not, here I come!
Hmm.
Where could they be?
Maybe they're in the bin!
-[both laugh]
-Shhhh!
[Bingo] Not in here.
Oh, Bluey, what did you do
with Chattermax?
Oh, don't worry. I put him
somewhere really peaceful.
Chatta!
[Bingo] Maybe they're in here!
[screaming]
Found yoooou!
[up-tempo music plays]