Blue Exorcist (2011–2012): Season 1, Episode 13 - Shômei - full transcript

[ CHILD #1 CRYING ]

IT HURTS!

[ WOMAN SHRIEKS ]

MOMMY!

[ PANTING ]

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

OH, RIN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

[ WOMAN ]

GET THE PRINCIPAL.

GET THE PRINCIPAL!

[ GASPING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

♪♪ [ CHORUS SINGING

IN JAPANESE ]

[ RIN ]

VATICAN?

SENIOR EXORCIST

FIRST CLASS?

HERE'S MY LICENSE AND BADGE

IF YOU WANT PROOF.

OF COURSE.

YES. THANK YOU.

AND I'M INTERMEDIATE EXORCIST

KAORU TSUBAKI.

NO NEED FOR SHOW AND TELL.

I TRUST YOU.

NO, IT'S COOL.

ANYWAY, I GOTTA GO TAKE HIM

TO JAPAN BRANCH H.Q.

I ALSO WANNA TALK TO MEPHISTO.

IF HE'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT,

DRAG HIM TO ME IF YOU HAVE TO.

- YES.

- COME ON, GET UP.

[ GRUNTS ]

I GOT A MILLION QUESTIONS,

AND I'D BETTER LIKE

YOUR ANSWERS.

[ MUFFLED PROTESTS ]

EXCUSE ME.

RIN'S INJURED

AND NEEDS TREATMENT.

- CAN'T THIS WAIT A BIT?

- [ RIN GRUNTING ]

OH, DON'T YOU WORRY.

HE'LL BE FINE.

BUT, BABY, YOU SMELL LIKE MILK,

SO CHILL OUT.

I SMELL LIKE MILK?

HOW LONG ARE WE

GONNA WAIT?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

[ KAMIKI ] UH, SIR?

[ SUGURO ] WHAT THE HECK'S

GOING ON AROUND HERE?

LISTEN UP, CLASS.

TODAY'S MISSION IS OVER.

YOU CAN ALL RETURN

TO YOUR DORMS FOR NOW.

[ RIN ]

LET ME GO!

I CAN'T BREATHE, DAMN IT!

- [ GASPS ]

- [ SHIMA ]

WELL, THAT SUCKS.

NOW I'M JEALOUS.

[ MIWA ]

SHIMA!

[ SHIMA ]

HOLD ON A SEC.

WHO IS THAT HOTTIE?

SHE'S WEARING PANTS

FROM A BOY'S UNIFORM.

[ MIWA ]

COULD THAT BE YAMADA?

NO WAY!

[ SUGURO ]

TYPICAL OKUMURA.

GUY'S ALWAYS GETTING

INTO A JAM.

[ KAMIKI ]

HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHAT'S GOING ON?

ALL I KNOW IS

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

I'M NOT SURE YET.

[ KAMIKI ]

HUH?

IS IT?

[ RIN ]

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU NEVER HAD A REASON

TO COME TO THE BASE BEFORE NOW.

THE BASE?

[ CREAKING ]

[ DOOR CREAKING ]

IS THIS IT?

YEP. THIS IS THE JAPAN BRANCH

OF THE KNIGHTS

OF THE TRUE CROSS.

[ GRUNTS ]

THE MAIN HEADQUARTERS

ARE IN THE VATICAN,

RIGHT UNDERNEATH

SAINT PIERRE PAULO'S BASILICA.

ALL THE BRANCHES

FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE

ARE RUN FROM THAT LOCATION.

THE ORDER'S BEEN AROUND

FOR MORE THAN 2,000 YEARS...

PROTECTING THE WORLD

FROM MONSTERS.

OH.

[ MEPHISTO ]

QUITE TRUE.

WELCOME TO THE JAPAN BRANCH OF

THE KNIGHTS OF THE TRUE CROSS.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU

IN AGES, SHURA.

AND WHAT A SURPRISE IT IS

TO FIND THAT YOU'D INFILTRATED

OUR CRAM SCHOOL TO SPY ON US.

YOUR DISGUISE WAS INSPIRED.

I HAD NO CLUE.

MEPHISTO, HOW ABOUT

WE CUT TO THE CHASE?

WHY'D YOU HIDE THE EXISTENCE

OF THE SON OF SATAN

FROM THE ORDER?

I DIDN'T HIDE ANYTHING

FROM ANYONE.

YES, I TOOK HIM IN,

BUT IT WAS ALL FOR THE SAKE

OF THE ORDER AND ITS FUTURE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

WE TRAIN THE SON OF SATAN

AND USE HIM

AS A WEAPON FOR THE ORDER.

LOOK, FOR THE LAST 2,000 YEARS,

WE EXORCISTS

HAVE BEEN ON THE DEFENSIVE.

BUT WITH HIM,

NOW WE HAVE THE CHANCE

TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE.

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION,

SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU

ONE MORE TIME--

WHY DIDN'T YOU REPORT THIS

TO THE VATICAN?

WELL, LOOK AT HIM.

HIS POWER ISN'T AT

ITS FULL POTENTIAL.

YOU KNOW THE GRIGORI

WOULD NEVER BE CONVINCED

BY A HALF-FINISHED PROJECT.

ONE MORE QUESTION.

WAS SHIRO FUJIMOTO ALSO INVOLVED

IN THIS SCHEME OF YOURS?

I SWEAR, THERE'S NO SCHEME.

FUJIMOTO RAISED HIM

UNTIL THE BOY BECAME AWARE

OF HIS POWER.

ALL I'M DOING

IS ACTING AS HIS GUARDIAN.

I SEE.

EITHER WAY, I'M STILL

GONNA REPORT THIS.

BEFORE I DO,

I WANNA INTERROGATE THE KID.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

IF I USE THE GREAT CELL.

PLEASE.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND HIM

TO BE QUITE THE AMUSING SUBJECT.

HUH. YOU'RE COOL

AS A CUCUMBER.

WE'LL SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE

AFTER I'M DONE.

WAIT, SHURA, JUST A MOMENT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTERROGATE

MY BROTHER.

I CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING

YOU WANT TO KNOW.

YEAH, YOU'RE A LITTLE TALLER

THAN THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.

BUT IN A LOT OF WAYS,

YOU'RE STILL THE KID

I USED TO KNOW.

GO HOME

AND GET SOME SLEEP.

I'M OUT.

SHURA--

[ DOORS OPENING ]

[ RIN GRUNTING ]

WANNA TELL ME

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY QUIET

THIS WHOLE TIME.

BACK THERE YOU SAID

YOU KNEW MY OLD MAN AND YUKIO.

UH-HUH. I WAS SORT OF

A DISCIPLE OF SHIRO FUJIMOTO'S.

REALLY?

YOU MEAN YOU WERE LIKE

A NUN OR SOMETHING?

I NEVER PRAYED TO GOD

EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

GROWING UP, I LIVED

IN SOME AWFUL PLACES.

EVERY DAY WAS A STRUGGLE

JUST TO STAY ALIVE.

AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE

THIS MAN CAME AND SAVED ME,

AND HE WAS SHIRO FUJIMOTO.

[ SCREECHES ]

[ COCKS ]

BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME

BEFORE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER

WERE BORN.

[ GASPING ]

WHAT'S WRONG?

DID YOU HURT YOURSELF

AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK?

- [ GASPS ]

- DUMBASS.

YOU JUST FELL FOR THE OLDEST

TRICK IN THE BOOK.

HOW MANY TIMES YOU GONNA GIVE

THIS THING AWAY?

YOU GOT A PROBLEM

HANGING ONTO IT, KID?

OF COURSE I DON'T.

GIVE IT BACK!

[ SHOUTING ]

[ THINKING ]

THE SWORD HASN'T BEEN DRAWN.

BUT HIS POWER--

KURIKARA CAN'T CONTROL IT

ANYMORE.

WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO MENTOR

THAT FOUR-EYED CHICKEN?

[ SHURA ]

[ FUJIMOTO ]

NO. I'D LIKE YOU TO MENTOR

THE OTHER ONE.

YOU'LL LIKE HIM.

HE'S AMUSING.

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME

TO DO IT?

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EXPERT

AT HANDLING DEMON SWORDS.

ARE YOU GONNA GIVE HIM

A DEMON SWORD?

PUTTING SOMETHING THAT DANGEROUS

IN THE HANDS OF A LITTLE KID'S

INSANE.

HELL, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT!

YES, I DO, BUT I DON'T

HAVE A CHOICE.

IF SOMETHING

SHOULD HAPPEN TO ME,

HE'S GOING TO NEED HELP.

SO, PLEASE, TEACH HIM

THE PROPER WAY

TO USE THE SWORD.

I'M BEGGING YOU.

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

YOU WERE ALWAYS COOL,

CALM AND POWERFUL--

THE BEST EXORCIST IN THE ORDER.

BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE OLD,

YOU'RE GETTING SCARED TOO?

YOU TOSS ME OUT

LIKE I'M YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE,

AND NOW YOU COME HERE

TRYING TO DUMP THAT KID ONTO ME?

JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

DON'T COME BACK.

SHIRO, YOU WERE

THE GREATEST TEACHER.

I REALLY WANTED TO BELIEVE THAT.

DEVOUR THE EIGHT PRINCESSES.

SLAY THE SERPENT.

WHAT THE--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU SAID YOU WERE

THE OLD MAN'S DISCIPLE.

BUT THIS COMES

RIGHT FROM THE TOP.

AND I'M A SENIOR INSPECTOR,

SO ON THE DAY SHIRO DIED,

THE VATICAN SENT ME

ON A SECRET MISSION.

THEY SUSPECTED SHIRO FUJIMOTO

AND MEPHISTO PHELES

HAD BEEN CONSPIRING...

EVER SINCE THE BLUE NIGHT.

THE VATICAN THOUGHT

THE TWO OF THEM MIGHT BE HIDING

SOMETHING CONNECTED TO SATAN,

SO THEY SENT ME IN

TO INVESTIGATE.

BUT HERE'S THE FUN PART.

IF I FOUND OUT THERE WAS

A CONSPIRACY THAT WAS TIED

INTO ANYTHING SATANIC,

I WAS GIVEN PERMISSION

TO EXTERMINATE IT

ON THE SPOT.

- EXTERMINATE?

- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

YOU KNOW THOSE BLUE FLAMES

SPROUTING OUT OF YOUR BODY?

EVEN TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

THAT'S PROOF POSITIVE

YOU'RE THE SON OF SATAN.

SO AS ORDERED,

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

GUESS THE DISCIPLE'S

GOTTA CLEAN UP

HER MENTOR'S MESS AFTER ALL.

YOU'RE GONNA--

HEY, WAIT.

KIRIGAKURE SWORD TECHNIQUE,

SNAKE FANG!

- [ GASPS ]

- [ CRASHING ]

SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN.

NO USE TRYING

TO INTERVENE THOUGH.

THE GREAT CELL CAN ONLY BE

UNLOCKED BY A SENIOR EXORCIST.

THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO NOW

BUT SIT BACK, RELAX AND WAIT

FOR THE INTERROGATION TO END.

[ RIN COUGHING ]

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

[ SHOUTS ]

THAT DEMON WAS STRONG,

BUT SHE'S--

SHE'S WAY STRONG!

[ SHURA ]

SHIRO, WHAT WERE YOU

TRYING TO DO?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

YOU IGNORED THE VATICAN

AND RAISED THE SON OF SATAN.

[ MEPHISTO ]

WE TRAIN THE SON OF SATAN...

AND USE HIM AS A WEAPON

FOR THE ORDER.

[ SHURA ]

WAS THIS YOUR DYING WISH?

IS THIS WHAT YOU RISKED

YOUR LIFE FOR?

WHAT YOU DIED FOR?

DAMN IT, SHIRO!

[ GRUNTING ]

MAN, TALK ABOUT DELUDED.

EVEN IF I DID TRAIN

THIS GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PUNK,

HE'D NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT

A SCRATCH ON SATAN.

SAY WHAT?

YOU WERE A COWARD, SHIRO.

INSTEAD OF FIGHTING

LIKE A MAN,

YOU DECIDED TO HANG ON

TO YOUR IMPOSSIBLE HOPES.

NO! YOU'RE WRONG.

MY DAD WASN'T A COWARD.

HE DIED PROTECTING ME.

- I SAY HE WAS A COWARD.

- YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING.

SO SHUT THE HELL UP!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

I DON'T CARE

IF YOU WERE HIS DISCIPLE.

I'M NOT GONNA TAKE

YOUR CRAP ANYMORE.

AND DON'T DIS MY OLD MAN!

[ GRUNTING, BLOWS LANDING ]

[ SIGHS ]

THIS KID'S OUTTA CONTROL.

HIS ATTACKS

ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

HE'S GOT NO FIGHTING TECHNIQUE.

IT'S PATHETIC.

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU WEREN'T GONNA TAKE

MY CRAP ANYMORE.

IF YOU DON'T ATTACK, I WILL.

KIRIGAKURE SWORD TECHNIQUE,

RATTLE!

[ HISSING ]

[ SHOUTING ]

- [ GASPS ]

- [ SHOUTING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GRUNTS, SCREAMS ]

GEEZ, YOU'RE A MAN.

DIE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET

MYSELF GET KILLED

IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.

YOU HEAR?

THAT SOMEDAY I WAS GONNA BE

A GREAT EXORCIST LIKE HIM,

I SWORE ON HIS GRAVE

AND THAT I'D BEAT THE SHIT

OUT OF SATAN!

YOU'RE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT

OUT OF SATAN?

YEAH. I'M GONNA BE A PALADIN,

THE MOST POWERFUL EXORCIST

OF ALL.

AND THEN ONCE I'M A PALADIN,

EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW

THAT MY DAD WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH,

YOU BRAT.

OH, A PALADIN, HUH?

[ FUJIMOTO ]

YOU'LL LIKE HIM.

HE'S AMUSING.

[ CHUCKLING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU WERE RIGHT.

HE'S FUNNY.

OH, MAN. OR MAYBE I'M

THE RIDICULOUS ONE.

I DON'T KNOW.

[ DOORS OPENING ]

YOU REALLY LOVED SHIRO,

DIDN'T YOU?

HUH? I--

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

[ SHURA ]

YOU WEREN'T RAISING A WEAPON

ALL THESE YEARS, SHIRO.

NAH. YOU WERE RAISING...

A SON.

[ RIN ]

OW! THAT STINGS!

TAKE IT EASY.

WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE?

NOTHING. THE USUAL.

I DON'T KNOW.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ SHURA ]

HERE, CATCH.

WHAT'S THE DEAL

WITH THIS THING?

WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?

IT'S A WOODEN SWORD.

- WHERE'S MY SWORD?

- I'M HOLDING ONTO IT

FOR NOW.

TRUST ME, IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

WHO KNOWS WHEN AMAIMON'S

GONNA COME AROUND

AND SNATCH IT FROM YOU AGAIN?

[ GASPS ]

IF YOU WANT IT BACK,

GET STRONGER.

WHEN YOU CAN BEAT ME,

THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT.

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE

TO PROVE IT, KID--

THAT SHIRO WAS RIGHT

ABOUT YOU ALL ALONG.

[ GASPS ]

[ SHURA ]

I WON'T SEND A REPORT

TO THE VATICAN YET.

I'M GONNA KEEP AN EYE

ON RIN OKUMURA

FOR A WHILE THOUGH.

I'D LIKE YOU TO FIND A PLACE

FOR ME HERE AT THE JAPAN BRANCH.

AS YOU WISH. ACTUALLY,

THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.

TO HAVE SUCH A CAPABLE EXORCIST

IN OUR MIDST.

IT WOULD BE REASSURING

HUH.

WE'RE DONE HERE.

NO. YOU CAN'T LEAVE JUST YET.

I HAVE THIS FABULOUS GREEN TEA

ICE CREAM I ORDERED FROM KYOTO.

HAVE SOME WITH ME.

MEPHISTO, YOU WANNA CUT THE CRAP

AND JUST TELL ME

WHAT YOU'RE UP TO?

I ONLY DESIRE PEACE

FOR HUMANITY AND ASSIAH.

WHY, NOTHING.

THIS IS MY HOME NOW.

I ABANDONED GEHENNA

TO LIVE HERE, REMEMBER?

LOOK, DON'T FORGET

YOU'RE STILL A DEMON.

OUR SUPERIORS DON'T TRUST YOU

AT ALL, AND I, FOR ONE,

DON'T BLAME THEM.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ AMAIMON ]

MY POOR BROTHER.

NO ONE TRUSTS YOU

AT ALL, DO THEY?

AMAIMON, YOU AND I

HAVE MUCH TO SPEAK ABOUT

REGARDING YOUR RECENT ANTICS.

HI, RIN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP

SO EARLY?

I JUST COULDN'T

GET TO SLEEP, IS ALL.

- ARE YOU WORRIED

ABOUT SOMETHING?

- JUST REMEMBERING...

STUFF ABOUT MY OLD MAN.

OLD MAN?

YOU MEAN SHIRO?

YEAH.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

IT'S OKAY, RIN.

JUST CALM DOWN NOW.

GET AWAY!

DON'T COME NEAR ME!

SHUT UP!

[ SHOUTING ]

EASY.

RIN!

DAD.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

YOU HIT YOUR FRIEND SO HARD

HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL NOW,

SUFFERING.

THAT KID

ISN'T MY FRIEND!

WHAT?

THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT.

HE CALLED ME A DEMON, A MONSTER.

HE DESERVED IT,

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!

IT'S YOUR FAULT

FOR RAISING A HAND TO HIM.

[ SCREAMING ]

[ WOMAN ]

LOOK OUT!

[ WOMAN #2 ]

HOW DO YOU EVEN RAISE

A CHILD LIKE THAT?

LOOK AT HIM.

HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A DEVIL.

IT'S DANGEROUS, LADIES.

PLEASE STAY BACK.

[ SCREAMING ]

OW!

[ GASPS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

- DAD?

- PSYCH! I'M JUST KIDDING!

I TRICKED YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

- WERE YOU SCARED?

- HUH?

LISTEN, RIN, IF YOU

DON'T CHANGE YOUR WAYS,

YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF

ALL ALONE SOMEDAY.

INSTEAD OF USING YOUR POWER

TO HURT OTHERS,

YOU SHOULD BE USING IT

TO HELP THEM.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE

A WHOLE BUNCH OF FRIENDS.

THE GIRLS GO CRAZY FOR.

I WANT YOU TO GROW UP

TO BE A COOL GUY, THE ONE

WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

HOW AM I EVER GONNA BE

SOMEONE LIKE THAT?

YOU TRY.

IF YOU WORK HARD

AND ARE NICE TO PEOPLE,

YOU'LL BE THAT COOL GUY

WITH ALL THE FRIENDS.

THEN BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW IT,

I CAN'T HOLD IT.

I'M GONNA NEED

THAT AMBULANCE AFTER ALL.

DAD! HANG ON!

YOU HAVE SOME BROKEN RIBS,

SO LIE STILL.

- SERIOUSLY?

- DAD!

OH, NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE

TO LOOK SO SCARED, KIDDO.

I'M ALL RIGHT,

YOU NEED A HECK OF A LOT MORE

THAN THOSE LITTLE FISTS

TO TAKE ME DOWN.

BUT THEY SAID YOUR RIBS

ARE BROKEN!

I BROKE 'EM ON PURPOSE

'CAUSE I WAS PUMPED UP.

NOW I GET TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

AND HAVE A NURSE

WITH HUGE BOOBS LOOK AFTER ME.

OW!

GENTLY, BOYS.

GENTLY.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

I WANTED TO GROW UP

TO BE COOL...

JUST LIKE MY OLD MAN.

[ AMAIMON ]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

WHY WOULD FATHER

AND MY BIG BROTHER

BE SO OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE?

AND WE'LL USE HIM AS A WEAPON

FOR THE ORDER.

[ SHURA ]

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE

TO PROVE IT, KID--

THAT SHIRO WAS RIGHT

ABOUT YOU ALL ALONG.

[ YAWNS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

I CAN THINK ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT,

BUT I WON'T HAVE AN ANSWER.

MY BRAIN'S NOT BIG ENOUGH.

COME ON.

LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.

OKAY! LET'S PLAY!

LET'S PLAY!

- I'M READY, RIN!

- LET'S GO!

ALL I CAN DO FOR NOW

IS SHAKE IT OFF,

KEEP A CLEAR HEAD...

AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD.

[ SHURA ]

HOW'S EVERYONE DOING?

I'VE BEEN TRANSFERRED...

FROM VATICAN HEADQUARTERS

TO THE JAPAN BRANCH.

MY NAME IS SHURA KIRIGAKURE,

AND I'M 18 YEARS OLD.

NAH, I'M KIDDING.

I'VE BEEN IN CLASS WITH Y'ALL

FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS,

SO, TECHNICALLY,

WE ALREADY MET.

NICE TO MEET YOU AGAIN!

[ LAUGHS ]

ANYWHO, I'LL BE TEACHING

YOU GUYS MAGIC CIRCLES

AND SEALS, AND--

[ GROANS ]

YEAH, SWORDSMANSHIP TOO.

OH, KILL ME NOW.

- MS. KIRIGAKURE?

- HMM? YEAH, WHAT'S UP,

MR. SUGURO?

SO WHY WERE YOU PRETENDING

TO BE A STUDENT?

GROWN-UPS HAVE

THEIR REASONS, YOU KNOW?

YOU WOULDN'T

UNDERSTAND, KID.

[ STUTTERS ]

MA'AM?

PROFESSOR NOIHAUS

WAS TEACHING

MAGIC CIRCLES AND SEALS.

CHANGING INSTRUCTORS

MID-SEMESTER

IS KIND OF CONFUSING.

THE PROFESSOR'S

ON MATERNITY LEAVE.

BUT PROFESSOR NOIHAUS

IS A MAN!

YEAH!

OH. OKAY, THEN.

UH, PATERNITY LEAVE.

OR WHATEVER.

WHAT DO I KNOW?

ASK THE PRECEPT!

RIN'S REALLY LATE.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ RIN ]

SORRY I'M LATE,

[ SHIEMI ]

RIN!

YOU SEE, I DIDN'T GET

MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT,

AND I WENT UP TO THE ROOF

TO TAKE A NAP,

BUT NO ONE CAME TO WAKE ME UP,

EVEN AFTER HOMEROOM ENDED.

YOU DON'T HAVE

TO STAND OUT THERE.

COME ON IN.

I WON'T GET MAD AT YOU.

[ GASPS ]

IT'S YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

NEVER MIND.

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN ALREADY.

OH.

RIN,

ARE YOU SURE

YOU'RE ALL HEALED UP?

HUH?

OH, YEAH, IT'S ALL GOOD.

WHY?

[ GIGGLES ]

AS LONG AS YOU'RE OKAY.

IS IT ME, OR DOES HE SEEM

A LITTLE DIFFERENT TODAY?

MAYBE HE SUFFERED

SOME KIND OF SHOCK OR SOMETHING.

DO YOU THINK SO?

NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,

HOW ABOUT WE GET

THIS PARTY STARTED

AND DO SOME LEARNING?

LET'S HAVE MR. TARDY READ

THE CHAPTER ON GEOMANCY

FROM SEAL ARTS 101.

HIT IT, OKUMURA.

OKAY.

IF IT'LL HELP ME BECOME

A PALADIN, I'LL DO IT.

HERE GOES!

[ WOMAN ]

♪♪ [ CHORUS SINGING

IN JAPANESE ]

"ACCORDING

TO ANCIENT LITERATURE

ON GEE-O-MAN"--

OH, HOLD ON.

"GEE-O-MAN"--

- GEOMANCY.

- SEE THAT?

HE'S THE SAME AS HE EVER WAS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I GUESS IT WAS ME AFTER ALL.

[ BLUBBERING ]

UH-UH.

THAT WASN'T MY FAULT.

[ YUKIO ]

I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL EXCITED

ABOUT SUMMER VACATION.

[ RIN ]

THIS IS GONNA BE RAD!

LIKE GOING ON A PICNIC!

[ SHURA ]

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THE SITUATION.

SO YOU'D BETTER NOT

BE FLAMING UP OUT THERE, KID.

[ SUGURO ]

OKUMURA, WHAT THE HELL

WAS THAT?