Bling Empire (2021–…): Season 3, Episode 8 - The Truth About Kim - full transcript

Kevin and Kelly compete to pitch Don and Mimi on their booze-free beverages. Kim brings a hot date--and some brutal honesty--to Kane's party.

It's great to be here with you.

-It feels good to be here.
-This is Fifth Avenue, right?

-Is this Fifth?
-No, it's Park Avenue.

I'm really confused
with where I'm at in New York.

This is my stomping ground.
The East Coast, man.

-We're here.
-This is it.

-Hi. How are you, sir?
-Thank you.

-I made an appointment just for us.
-Whoo.

This is like Christmas, here.

After my dad found out
about the Fenty campaign,

he wanted to surprise me with a watch.



I'm so excited. So, so excited.

Apparently, in some cultures,
they consider giving watches a bad omen.

But I don't believe getting
a blinged-out watch to be a bad omen.

-Benjamin, how are you? Oh my gosh.
-Hi.

-Good to finally see you, man.
-Good to see you, man, welcome.

-Kevin. Benjamin, nice to meet you.
-Benjamin.

This is my best friend, Kevin.
Oh my gosh! What?

Whoa! Why is it doing that?
That's so cool!

This case was built from the concept
of our Astronomia watch.

It has the same dome effect.

Oh, yeah, it does. I didn't notice this.
This is like one million?

-No, this is… 4.4 million.
-4.4 million.

-What? For that?

-This is insane to me.
-It's in your eye.



This is way more money
than I've ever held in my life.

I haven't been that surprised
for a long time.

I thought I was getting used to this shit.

-Should we check out the watch?
-Yeah.

I've been waiting for so many months.

-So excited for you guys.

Even the box is amazing.

-This is your one of one.
-Yeah. One of one.

-Oh my God, that's crazy!
-Whoa!

Oh my God, that is crazy.

The base of the watch
is our Astronomia model.

Oh my God!

-Wow.
-Oh my God.

An artist took eight months
to craft the Phoenix

out of one piece of gold.

-Dude, that is gorgeous.
-That is sick.

There's a triple-axis tourbillon.

-I don't know what this means.

There is a three-karat diamond.

-Oh my God, the phoenix is so sick.

I'm kind of afraid to ask you
how much your dad did for it.

Is it as much as your condo?

No! Don't tell me!

Your dad paid for it. My dad designed it.

Until now, my dad has never said
he was proud of me.

Only for the past year

with my real estate stuff,
with the Fenty campaign.

It is a really good feeling
that he's supportive of my life in LA.

I have more confidence in, like,
living my life and being who I am.

Ben, you wanna… do that?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Kevin, we have a gift for you.
-No.

We thought it'd be cool

if you guys would have
a matching buddy watch.

-We get a buddy watch?
-You get a buddy watch.

No way!

I'm not gonna bring you here
and not, like, you know…

-This is my first Jacob--
-We went through a lot the last months.

-Yeah.
-It wasn't easy.

'Cause it took a toll on
our friendship and like…

-We broke up basically.
-No, we didn't.

No, it was tough and, like, with you,
I want you to know, you're my friend…

and I treasure our friendship,
and I told Ben about the story.

And like, it sounds like we're dating.
It's so weird.

-Friend bond.
-Nothing's gonna happen during the trip.

-Friendship is hard to come by.
-It is.

The most I've had
is a friendship bracelet.

Nah, fuck that.

Oh my God!

-This is a buddy watch?

It's not a buddy watch
without Kane having a matching one.

-Oh my God! This is so--
-So, Kane, this is yours.

-Oh my God! Can I give it to Kane?
-Yes.

-Kane, I hereby announce you best buddy.
-Friend.

Every time you get angry with me,
look at the fucking watch.

That's true.
Here, I want to put it on.

-Kane…
-Will you be my friend?

…will you be my friend?

Forever and ever.

Till death do us apart.

-We've gone through a lot.
-Yeah, yeah.

-And this means a lot to me.
-Yeah. Good. I'm happy. I'm happy.

Oh my God.

-You may now hug it out.
-Yes!

Oh my God, this is amazing!

Thank you, buddy.

Made it.

-So nice.
-Julia.

-I have Kevin and Kane.
-Julia! Hi!

Hey!

From LA to New York.

-Oh, right!
-Hi. How are you?

Today, I'm meeting Julia Haart
who's the CEO of Elite Models.

Kane and I met her at LA Fashion Week.

So I feel like I've aged out of modeling.
I haven't booked a job.

Please come see me in New York.

-I'm happy to have a conversation.
-See you tomorrow.

We just so happen to be in town.
I ain't too expensive. Hire me!

You look awesome in this chair.

-Thank you. It's my throne.

Do you ever look out and just be like,
"Man, I made it."

-"I'm a badass."
-No, I'm a very crazy-driven person.

So I'm not gonna say I made it
until I have accomplished my goal.

-Which is one billion dollars, right?
-No!

Honey, we're way past that.

-Oh.

Was that too low?

We have 48 companies around the world.

-Now we represent basically everybody.
-Yeah.

Singers, songwriters, actors.

Because it isn't about the runway anymore
or about the magazine cover.

-Right.
-Question is where does the audience live?

-Mm-hmm.
-You know the answer.

-On all social platforms.
-Yes.

-Social platforms.
-You're in control of the voice.

So if you have the audience…

-Yeah.
-…what does that make you?

-The media.
-The media.

-The media. Right.
-There you go. You're the media.

-I'm sorry. Can I just show you my abs?
-No, don't!

-Please do not show me your abs.
-I was going to say--

I thought that's what we do here
at modeling agencies.

-No, that's different.
-This is not about your body.

It's about what you have in here
and what you have in here.

Your social presence can build you
into a brand and a network.

When I deep dive
into anyone's social media,

-I can tell instantaneously if it's right.
-Yeah.

-Do you wanna see my insights?
-It's something I would have to look at.

-I'm gonna take a look at your Instagram.
-Okay, got it.

-Okay, Kevin.
-Yes, Julia.

-Um, your Instagram sucks.
-Uh-oh.

-It sucks?

What sucks about it?

It's all you posing.

What do you stand for? What do
you care about? What matters to you?

Okay, that's me modeling.

-But at the same--
-That's modeling.

If you want to stand out,
looking good is not enough.

-Okay.
-What you need to think about is…

"What is your passion?"

And it's not taking off your shirt.

I'm awesome at it, though.

-Great. You can do that.

I love talking about sobriety.
I love talking about Asian masculinity.

-I'm known for a lot of those things.
-Not on your Instagram.

What you have in here,
you gotta put out here.

Yeah.

Understand how many people you could help
if you talk about your journey.

How many people
who have struggled with sobriety…

Yeah.

…will look at you and say,
"Hey, if he can do it, I can do it."

And those are the things

that are going
to draw your audience to you.

That's why I… I did create Sans.

It's a beverage that has no alcohol in it.

Amazing.

My modeling career

it's been struggling
for, like, the last ten years

and I'm kind of, like, wondering,
is it time to go?

I'd actually decided
to start my first business

called Sans, which is a beverage
for the sober community.

Sans is a French word.
It just means "without."

-This is it. This is it!
-Oh!

I wanted a drink that would
actually empower me when I go out.

And Sans could be the first beverage
that stands for sober lifestyle.

So, I think you have a lot of work to do,
but I think you have a massive--

-You have a great, great opportunity here.
-Yeah.

You could build yourself
into a massive brand.

Keep it real.

-And keep it to things that matter to you.
-Right.

Poses, once in a while,
make them more natural.

-But that's not who you are.
-Right.

This is your time.

People want to know you.
Let them know you.

Stop trying to act like a model.

Yeah. Forget it.

I love it.

We good?

He got lost.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello, Kevin.

You have to teach me all the secrets,
so in the future, I can cook it myself.

Okay, secret is my sauce.

-This is a rice noodle, right?
-A rice noodle.

This is like morning glory.

-This is so stressful already.

-Hi, Kelly!
-Hi, panda!

-How are you?
-Good. How are you?

Oh my God, it smells so good.

-Are you cooking or your mom?
-My mom's cooking.

Hello, Aunty.

I cooking something for you.

Hello. How are you, Aunty?

It's nice to come over.

-Thank you.

-Hello! What's up?
-Hi.

-Hi!
-Hi. Did you guys come together?

-No.
-Of course not. We didn't. Separate cars.

-I didn't know you were behind me.
-I happened to show up at the same time.

Oh, okay.

It's a little awkward.

I'm still annoyed
that Kevin asked out my Reiki healer.

I opened up about everything,
literally, from my relationships--

I mean, she knows
my personal problems here,

and I feel exposed,
and it's not a good feeling.

But if Janice really wants him,
please be my guest. You can have him.

This is so cute. This is great.

-Your mom should sit here.
-Okay.

She's the head of the table.

-Kim, do you wanna sit across Kevin?
-Sure.

-Do we have to?
-Yeah. Why not?

-Okay, I'm down.
-"Do we have to?"

-Wait, wait, wait.
-What?

The mom's not here yet.

-Kev!
-Wait.

-You can't.
-Really?

It's tradition. You wait for--

-The fruits.
-Fruits.

-There?
-Maybe we can eat them later.

Yeah, Mom, you should sit
so we can start eating.

-We can't eat--
-Okay. You're hungry, right?

That's your bowl?

-No, I'm mixing this for everybody.
-Mix it.

-I was gonna say--
-Take the first bite.

-We can eat?
-Now you can eat.

-Okay. Nosh.
-You can start eating.

Wait, did you go on
a girls' trip with Christine?

Yeah, the trip was really, like, awkward.

Nothing's adding up with Christine.

She's asking me to support her
with Dancing with the Stars.

I'm like, "No.
How am I supposed to support you?"

Because she lied to me.

I think she doesn't have much to do
after Dancing with the Stars.

-Oh, shade!

I think it's fantastic
that Christine got voted off

because she doesn't have to
bug me anymore to show up.

The couple I have to save
is Kenya and Brendan.

After the whole, like, scene saying
that I'm a gossip, I'm a liar,

why would I want to stand in line
for two hours and to watch you dance?

What have you been up to, Kev?

My product.
I wanna win this bet so badly, Kelly.

Wait, slow down.
I'm missing-- What is really going on?

They have a bet.
Kevin has a non-alcoholic beverage line.

Kelly has one as well
and they're gonna pitch it to…

-Mimi and Don.
-Mimi and Don.

Like, I believe in my product
and I've been doing this for a long time.

I'm proud of you.
Let me know if I can help you.

-Yes!
-You now wanna help me?

Yes! This is what I'm talking about.
Helping your competition.

I think the non-alcoholic beverage market
is actually very, very interesting

just because there's such a void
in products in that space.

So I've been in Napa a lot
working with our winemaker.

And since Kevin and I are both developing
a non-alcoholic beverage,

we thought it'd be fun to pitch it to Don.

You and Kelly should have a deck,
pitch it to Don.

And then you will just tell me and Kelly
which one… is the better one.

So, I think you should pitch
Mimi and I together.

-Yes! Deal.
-Deal. Done.

Oh my God,
you just challenged a boss bitch!

-The brand--

Don is obviously
a huge successful business mogul.

And to bring both of our products to him
for a potential investment,

this is a huge deal for me.
I've never actually pitched anything.

Guys, my Lyft is here, I gotta go.

-Where?
-Sorry, I have another business meeting.

Okay, entrepreneur.

-I got here.
-Go make some money.

-Go hustle.
-I'm trying.

So dinner will be on me next time.

-Yeah, right.
-Oh, really?

Well, if I can do this, like, yeah.

-Oh my God, leave me here.
-So, uh…

Get the fuck out, this is my--

-Kane.
-Oh my God.

-Kane, just look at this one.
-Huh?

Oh my God. I need this right now.

Okay. So Madonna wore this
when she got married to, uh, Guy Ritchie.

-This is like the Van Cleef.
-There you go.

I know that's Von Cleef.
You don't need to tell me.

-She's like, "It's a Van Cleef." I know.
-You know the picture.

-Oh my gosh.
-Yeah.

Amazing.

Oh, congratulations!

I totally forgot to congratulate her.

-Thanks.
-When's this cover coming out?

-We're just going to print on Monday.
-Oh, nice.

-The turnaround's crazy.
-That's crazy.

I feel like you need to push
and make yourself more sexy.

Make her more slutty.

She's single now, we need her tits--
I know it's not--

I know we're not shooting
for Playboy or Penthouse,

but, like,
can we just push it a little?

Oh my gosh.

-Are you tired?
-I'm exhausted.

Do you like my suit? It's so cute, right?

-I love that you took it off the rack.
-I just took it. I want it.

-It's my seventh cover this year.
-Seven, right? It's crazy.

Oh my gosh.

That's good!
You're putting yourself out there.

-I know you don't like dating and stuff--
-What does it have to do with dating?

Everything! Because I want you to find
someone nice and you deserve it.

You know Kim went on the date
with Lewis, right?

Was it really a date, though?
She told me it was training.

-Come on!
-She wasn't out with him.

I wanna find out if it was actually
a date or if anything happened.

Should we call her?

She's not gonna tell if she had sex
but let's call her.

I'm not talking about sex but about kiss.
Let's take it slow now.

Hi!

-You look so--
-Hi!

Do you wanna see my outfit? Look!

-Yes! Work it, girl, yes!

What kind of jacket is that?
It looks like you're going--

It's Balenciaga.

-It's Balenciaga.

Wait, Kim! Kim! Forget all--

So me and Kane are having
a debate right now.

Okay.

When you went to work out with Lewis,
was it a date or was it a workout session?

-No! It was…
-You're smiling and laughing.

…a casual meet-up and, like, friends
go out in LA and work out together.

Look at your face right now.

I know you're wearing sunglasses,
but I can see through you.

I'm gonna put
like a buzzer on you.

-If I flirt?
-If you flirt, I'm gonna buzz it.

-Do it!
-You're gonna get shock therapy.

-Hi. Welcome to Tesse.
-Hi.

-Right this way.
-Thank you.

Where would I place the flirt buzzer?

I think you just gotta
make a watch or something.

-I know where I should place it.
-Where?

-No!

Then you'll really learn your lesson.
So what else is going on?

-What else?
-In the ladies' department.

-It's been a little rough.
-So are things done with you and Kim?

Yeah. Things are definitely done
between me and Kim.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

We're… barely hanging on
to our friendship, I think.

No!

She's not being fully honest
with me for something, you know?

I think we're gonna just
have to cool off for a bit.

-Whoa!
-Oh my goodness!

Thank you so much. Good to see you. Bye.

Thank you so much for coming
to support me on Dancing with the Stars.

You did great. I actually thought
you were gonna do really bad.

You thought I was gonna, like, eat it?

Well, you see Dancing with the Stars
and there's professional dancers there.

I didn't know you were
like a professional dancer.

-It looked good.
-You didn't think I had any rhythm?

-Yeah.

I thought it was gonna be
like ballroom dancing like--

Joking aside, it means the world to me
that you were there. I invited everybody.

I know. Kane didn't like me
going to Dancing with the Stars.

But I was just like, "You know,
I don't wanna feel ashamed

just because you might not get along
with somebody or like somebody."

You're saying
he didn't want to come support me?

No.

We have no reason not to be friends.

We were before. Why now?

I'm actually surprised
you and Jaime don't get along better.

We did get along just fine.

I have been nothing but nice to that girl.

Here's the thing.
She needs to actually just listen

and experience things for herself.

She's only listening to all this shit,
you know,

then she applies it to you.
It's very unfair.

Anyway, what else is going on with you?

Um, I'm going to Paris
in a couple of weeks to couture week.

-Have you ever been to Paris?
-No.

The only time I thought about it
was hopefully getting booked

for like a modeling job or something,
but I never got the chance.

Gabe's gonna be
in surgery all week.

Do you wanna come with me
to Paris for Fashion Week?

I--

I mean, I love the idea.

I'm just, like, I don't even--

Such an awkward thing. I--

I'm kinda on a bit of a tight budget
'cause I haven't been modeling that much.

-I don't think--
-Oh, no. I'm going to host you.

-Don't be silly.
-What does that mean, host?

Just pack a luggage and we're gonna go.

-It's gonna be so much fun.
-Really?

-I got you!
-Really?

-Yes!
-We're going to Paris?

We're going to Paris! I love this.

Going to Fashion Week in Paris
with Christine is a dream come true.

I have an idea.
I've never had escargot before.

That's like snail, right?

Let's try it. I mean,
we've got to get ready for our trip.

I think Christine and I click

because I feel like
we're both misunderstood in the group.

And we just know that we're… friends.
Like, we show up for each other on things.

I just appreciate her.

This is going to be our escargot
with garlic parsley butter. Enjoy.

Oh my gosh,
I can totally see the entire face.

How have you never had escargot

but you've been to France
for that many times?

That's like going to Korea
and never having kimchi.

-All right, ready?
-All right.

-I can't do this.
-Let's do this!

-I can't do this.
-Come on!

-Cheers.

C'est la vie. Wait.
What do they say "cheers" in France?

-L'chaim?
-No.

-Okay, um--
-Cheers. Say--

Bonjour!

Bonjour!

Bonjour!

-One… two… three!

Whoo!

-Hey! What's going on?
Hi. How are you?

-Are you ready?
-Can we hug before competition?

Or we can just, like,
do a dance. I don't know.

It's friendly competition.

-I think that's okay, right?
-I know.

Why is your shirt see-through?

-Why not?
-That jacket is way too small on you.

-No, it's not. It's perfect.
-No, dude.

-It's way too small on you. Look at this.

It's… it's a perfect fit.

It shows my physique.

Kelly is smart.
She is shit-talking right away.

She's trying to intimidate me,
make me feel like I'm not really prepared.

She's trying to get in my head.
I know what you're doing, Kelly.

Can you help me roll it up?

I feel like Kevin's dressed
to impress Mimi

and to get extra votes from the ladies.

It's not a tactic
I normally see in boardrooms,

but at least he has a shirt on.

-Hello. What's in my shoe? Hey.
-Hey, Mimi!

Who's your friend?

-Kevin.
-Hannah.

Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-Hi. How are you?

-What's your name? Nice to meet you.
-Hannah.

-Hey, guys!
-Hi, Don!

Oh, Don!

I'm always looking for new opportunities.

So, yeah, I'm very interested
in giving them a fair evaluation.

It may turn into one of our divisions.
We'll see.

Kelly was in a proper business suit.

Kevin, I worried about him
getting his shit together

'cause it looked like
he was going to a disco.

So let's get going.
You came here to go to work.

Who's going first?

I think experience
and beauty should go first.

I wanna learn from the master.

-No, no--
-You're not gonna be in the room.

-I'm not gonna be?
-No.

Oh my God. This is so much worse
than I thought it was gonna be.

While you're resting, you can sit on that.

Kidding me?

Sit down. Then you can wait.
I'm serious. Sit down. You can wait.

Okay.

-Ooh! So sexy!
-You look good.

-You look good.
-Wow. This feels… like a winner.

Come on, let's go.

Come on in.

Well, thank you, guys,
for having me.

As you guys know,
that I'm a serial entrepreneur.

What you may not know is that
I've had ten years of experience

in food and beverage industry, product,
and merchandising.

So can any of you name
a non-alcoholic wine on top of your mind?

-No.
-Yeah. I don't think so, either.

This is our solution, Sipvy.
Sipvy is a non-alcoholic wine alternative.

It is made in Napa Valley,
close to your home in San Francisco.

I could go to Napa
and then I could drive, huh?

-Right. You can drink and drive.

We add collagen as well as kava root,

ashwagandha to help promote
physical health as well as relaxation,

reduce anxiety and stress.

So there's actually a benefit
of drinking wine.

With that said, you'll taste Sipvy against
four of the top seller,

non-alcoholic wine
currently in the market.

We're not gonna know
where yours is in that five?

-No idea.
-Okay.

Bon appétit!

-Bon appétit!

Hope that's not your brand. You just lost.

Kevin's sitting down there winning.

-I like three.
-Me too.

-Number three?
-It tastes more like real wine.

-Okay.
-Four.

Four? Okay. Don's four.

-Three. Yep.
-Three? Okay.

Let's see what three is, okay?
We'll just open up.

Okay. Do we have a drumroll?

Number three is Sipvy!
That's our wine.

-This is the wine that--
-Yay!

-All three of the women!
-All three women!

Thank you, guys, for tasting,

doing a blind tasting,
and hearing my presentation.

-Thank you, babe.
-You're welcome.

And… Kevin next.

-We'll get Kevin.
-Thank you.

Wait a minute. Let's let Kevin hear
a big applause, okay?

-One, two, three!

Let me open the door up
so he can hear us.

I'm really happy the judges liked my wine.

It's very challenging
to make non-alcoholic wine,

so we had to go through
rounds and rounds of development

and we really do believe
it's the best that's out there.

-Hey!
-Hey!

-Hey, Kevin!
-What's up, everybody?

-How are you doing?
-Good.

-Welcome.
-Thank you. Thank you.

So you guys know me. I'm Kevin.

The guy with the tight shirt?

I know,
I'm trying to flex so hard.

Whoo! I don't know.

I mean, this is not like auditioning
or going to a casting

where you just show up
and you smile and then you got a job.

To actually go in front of
a huge successful business guy,

I'm in the big leagues now.

This is Sans.
It's a conversational beverage.

I just celebrated
my six-year anniversary being sober.

Actually, I'm in a 12-step program.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

The hardest part about getting sober
was actually

not getting away from the booze.

But what do you do when you're
in situations that have booze around?

I tried so many different things.
I tried the seltzer water, the sparkling.

I never felt like I fit in.

So I just created this because
I come from the health and wellness field.

I was a personal trainer for eight years,
also a nutrition background, certified.

So I know so much that goes into products,

so with that, I created Sans
with these two key ingredients in it:

ginseng, Korean-based,
L-theanine, comes from green tea extract.

It's actually considered
a brain drug right now.

It's actually very natural--

-So it loses your brains or increase?

It increases your brain capacity.
So this is our packaging for Sans.

Actually,
I like the packaging, simple.

Yeah.

-Oh my God. You're killing me!

-I like it.
-I can… smell the ginseng in there.

-You can smell it?
-I can taste it.

-There's cinnamon too.
-Yeah.

I like it.

-I like it.
-I like it.

I was gonna bust your ass,
but I kinda like it.

-Thank you! Thank you.
-You know?

Look,
I live, eat, breathe sobriety.

And this represents me in a can
and will represent other people too.

Before I got sober, I lived a shit life.

Now that I'm sober and have
so much experience, and, like,

I am living a life
beyond my wildest dreams now.

What I'd like is for you to be a part
of my next step in my wildest dreams,

which is bringing Sans to life,

not just for people who don't wanna drink,
but for the sober community as well,

and to empower them
to live a better life. Thank you.

-Good job.
-Thank you.

Enjoy!

Why don't you go get Kelly?
We'll have you both back.

-Uh, push.
-After you, Kelly.

-You almost broke their door.
-No.

-Hi.
-Hey, guys!

-Hi.
-We're back.

-Who won? Come on, I'm dying over here!
-All right.

Hannah, you go first.

Uh, for the presentations,

um, I like Kevin's presentation better
because, um, he knows his product.

Juice is good, um, but we talk about
socializing, life, and things like that,

I think I like the champagne.
So I like Kelly's product.

And I actually think Kelly's product--

I think is almost
a more feminine… packaging.

Yours is-- That's a beer can.

-So…
-Mm-hmm.

…I'm voting for Kevin.

-Mm.
-You're the deciding vote.

Mimi.

Kelly is more professional.

It's more organized, more clean,

it's more--
You know, it's more than Kevin.

But your story…

it touched my heart and…

I, you.

-Yes! Yes! Yes!

-Good job. Good job.
-Thank you. Oh my God.

This meant so much.
Thank you, guys, like--

-If you put the hard work in--
-I'm so proud of him. Good job!

I needed this. I am so used
to not being on the winning team.

I mean, like, I've always been
on the losing baseball team.

I lost my car. I've lost relationships.

It feels so good to finally win

and get a huge investment.

Maybe I might be…
entering a new career path.

-Ladies, bring it in. And gentleman.
-Good luck.

-Thank you.
-Bye.

-Don.
-Hey!

-That meant so much.

-Didn't think I'd give you a vote.
-I didn't think so.

-Kevin, how are you?
-Hi.

-How you been?
-I've been good.

Hey, Mimi!

Kelly's here! Kelly! Hey!

-Hello. How are you?
-Hi, Kelly.

Hello, guys!

-Kane!
-Oh, Kane!

-You look great.
-Oh, thank you.

-Oh, Jaime!
-Hello!

You look so cute.

Thank you for coming!

-Hi.
-Hi.

Hey. How are you?
Good to see you. You look good!

-Hi, Kim!
-Kim Lee!

Hi, everyone!

This is my friend, Lewis.

Can we have a pause?
You guys look so good together!

Do we?

-So good.
-You guys look so cute.

-Is she dating him?
-I don't think so.

With Kim, I've done
the right things every time.

I literally called things off with Janice
because I was like, "Maybe Kim's right."

"I should really consider her feelings."

And all of a sudden, she's here

in front of me with Lewis,
shoving it in my face.

I feel like she's trying to get revenge
or something on me right now.

How did this happen?
Like, you guys DM each other or--

-No, actually--
-Was it Tinder? Or was it Bumble?

It was Grindr. Get it right.

One of our friends is a rapper
in Thailand named Khan.

How old are you?

-Me?
-Mm-hmm.

I told you
he was going to ask you.

-It's a Chinese thing.
-Is not an interview.

-You're not his manager.
-It's all right.

You're not… jealous at all?

No.

-No?
-No.

-You were right! She was like, "Watch."

-Can I invite you guys to dinner?
-Yes!

Oh, this is so nice.

Whoa!

-Bling everywhere!
-What?

-This is so pretty, Kane.
-Hashtag "Let's go shopping."

Would you like to know my ring size?

She's hilarious, isn't she?

Oh, Anna! Anna.

What's up? Oh my God, you look gorgeous.

-Anna! Hello!
-Hello.

Long time, no see.

-How are you?

Kane! Where's Christine?

-Where's Christine?
-Yeah.

-She's--
-You didn't invite Christine.

-You didn't invite Christine?
-Well--

Yeah.

You're playing at the Wynn?

-I am. Yeah.
-That's cool. I wanna hear your new set.

Oh, you should show up.

All the girls will be like, "Oh my God!"
They usually scream for me.

-There's nothing wrong with that.
-If you show, attention will be on you.

-No.
-I don't mind. It's okay.

-Not when you're spinning.
-I'm joking.

-I wanna say, I'm so proud of you.
-Thank you.

Congrats on everything.

-You're so badass.
-I appreciate it.

-I'm not trying to hype you. I kinda am.
-Oh no, I feel you. No. I feel you.

I see the hard work, dedication.
I respect that, you know?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Uh--

-You too. I feel the same way.
-Thank you.

-Your friends are cool too.
-My crazy fun friends!

Kev, are you okay?

-What?
-Are you okay?

Uh, I think so.

Yeah? You sure?

Not really being yourself tonight.

I don't think you are either, though.

-Kev! What's going on?
-Kim…

What is it? Talk to me.

Talk to me? What is it?

Uh, maybe we should talk
somewhere else for a bit.

-Kevin, you seem very serious.
-I'm okay.

I'll be right back.

-Kane, come with me.
-No, no, Kim.

No. I don't wanna be involved in this.
I don't wanna do this.

-We're in the middle of Rodeo Dr.
-I know! Like--

What? Like, we're at a dinner. What is it?

Can you listen to me without being
defensive or coming up with a rebuttal?

Okay, I'm listening.

I feel like I was really misled

and that you've been lying to me
this whole time.

You said you're not ready to date.
Then you bring this guy in.

Like…

-Yeah.
-Why?

-You wanna speak realness now?
-Speak realness.

You're an incredible person…

But…

…but I do know what I want
and what I like.

And… you're not my type.

-I'm not your type?
-You're not my type.

I never wanna hurt anybody like this.

But I had to do it.
I felt like at that moment,

I didn't know what else to do.

The truth is, I do want him
to be happy and move on.

I actually did him the biggest favor,
for him to finally get it.

It just felt like all the breath
was out of my lungs

and I just couldn't believe it.
I--

This whole time, you just weren't into me?

And you led me on? I'm at a loss.
It just doesn't make sense to me.