Bleach: Burîchi (2004–2012): Season 3, Episode 9 - Yomigaeru shishi - full transcript
In the world of the living, Don Kanonji tries to up the ratings of his television show by recruiting Kon as the mascot of his show.
[♪♪♪]
[SINGING IN JAPANESE]
CHILD:
There it is!
Gotcha!
[HUMMING]
All done.
What do you think?
Your new outfit
is all ready, Bostov.
See? Isn't it just the cutest
little thing ever?
Wow, I just thought
of something else.
Some colorful embroidery.
Huh?
I'll use blue. No, red.
[GROANS]
Since there's no red,
guess I'll use yellow!
[GROANS] This is awful!
I hate it when I don't have
the thread that I need.
Don't worry, Bostov.
I'm gonna buy some new thread
for your outfit right now.
I'll be right back.
[HUMMING]
Kon here. Day 175.
As if it wasn't
humiliating enough
having to live as a stupid stuff
animal trapped in this house,
now I'm supposed to wear that?
After all the endless
hours I've been
forced to actually play house
with the other stuffed animals?
I can't take it!
I'm outta here!
Hey! What the hell? My hands!
[SCREAMING]
I've been stitched
into a threesome
with stupid and stupider!
How dare that human
do this to me?
[SCREAMS]
The spirits are
always with you--
CHILD:
I heard that
the squishy bug...
it'll make you really sick.
CHILD 2:
Wow, I guess I shouldn't
have done that then, huh?
Damn you kids! You totally
messed up my catch phrase.
Once again, the spirits are--
[MUMBLING]
Customer parking only here
in front of the clinic.
Move that pile of junk.
Hey, it's Karakura Red!
Long time no see.
Not nearly long enough.
What do you want, Don Kanonji?
Oh, now is that any way to talk
to a friend, a comrade in arms
who fought with you side
by side for peace and love
in the free world?
It's the middle of the day.
Aren't you supposed
to be working?
Hey, now!
It may look like I'm unemployed,
but I can explain, kid.
You see, TV shows are
taped weeks in advance,
so right now
I'm just on vacation.
The fact is,
the network can't wait
to renew my contract
for another season.
[LAUGHS]
That's funny.
I heard you were
getting cancelled.
Huh?
I hear your ratings
have been really bad.
Not so loud!
If I lose one more sponsor,
I'll be back to selling
used cars at midnight on cable!
Never mind all that.
I've come to enlist you
in a special training session!
Oh, brother.
What does that mean?
I'll tell ya!
We need to train like crazy to
protect this happy little town
from the bad spirits that
even now are threatening!
Whoa!
Almost lost my head there.
Come on, Karakura Red.
Let's start with
some jumping jacks!
[LAUGHING]
What's this really
all about?
Huh? Damn.
It's painful to
admit, but it's true.
I, Don Kanonji, have seen
my popularity dropping lately.
But anyone who thinks they've
seen the last of Don Kanonji
has another thing comin'!
I'll do whatever it takes
to revive this show,
and I know just what I need to
grab the hearts of my audience.
We all know everyone wants a
hero, so now all I have to do
is bring back the
Karakura Superheroes!
Waste of time, if you ask me.
Huh? Ah!
Hold on! No, wait!
Please! Don't go!
I need you!
I'm begging you,
Karakura Red!
Please don't abandon me!
Not now, in my time of need!
Please! Please!
[LAUGHS]
On these wings of
freedom I shall now
take flight, and soar
far away from here.
Ah, they're freakin' heavy!
All right, fine, so I'm not
soaring so much as I'm walking.
The point is,
I'm getting out of this-- ah!
Damn, I've been spotted!
Hello, there.
[MUMBLING]
I'm a robot.
Look, a silver dollar!
That's mine! Where? Ah!
You are not a plain old
stuff animal, are you?
Well, sure I am. Look.
You just wind me up,
and I dance around
like any other cheap toy--
You're an evil spirit,
aren't you?
Oh, crap! I've had
about enough of this!
I'm Bostov,
a stupid sailor suit wearing
prisoner of a little girl,
sewn together with these
two yahoos, Buri and Puri.
Now's my chance!
Oh, no you don't!
Come back here!
Hold it there, bad spirit.
I'm curious about you. Hm?
What are you doing,
you freak?
I'm no rose.
I-- ah, your nose breath!
Well, you certainly have
a strange odor,
but it's not awful.
I think I've got it.
You're not an evil spirit.
You're just a weird spirit.
Who are you calling weird,
you reject from
hell's marching band?
As every TV action fan knows,
no team of superheroes
can be complete
without a mascot.
This walking,
stalking stuffed animal
could be just the thing to put
the Karakura superheroes
over the top!
[LAUGHS]
Whatever the hell
you're planning for me,
you can forget about it.
Oh, good heavens. Did I
say all of that out loud?
It must be old age
kicking in.
I hardly even
know my own name,
much less what
I'm blabbering about.
What are you
blabbering about?
I'll tell you! How would you
like to become an actual hero?
A hero? For real?
Yes. A hero of justice.
A hero of justice, huh?
[GASPS]
Oh, Kon, you're the best!
Wow!
This must be heaven, squeezed
by so many lovely marshmallows!
So, what do you say?
Do you think you're
ready to join
the superheroes of justice?
My name is Kon, also
known as Karakura King!
[LAUGHS]
Welcome aboard,
new member.
Hi!
Huh?
Don Kanonji!
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHING]
Oh, it has little a while,
sister of Ichigo.
Are you here to do
a Spirit Hunter episode?
Oh, no. I'm here
recruiting the latest member
for my team of superheroes.
Really? Who is that?
Let me introduce you.
Here he is, the newest member
of the Karakura Superheroes,
Karakura King!
Huh?
You mean
this stuffed animal?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Tell me this isn't happening.
Hm.
You sure look a lot like
a friend of mine.
Nice to meet ya.
N-nice to meet you, too.
You even talk.
That's amazing!
How about you,
Karakura Yellow?
You'll join up too,
right?
Absolutely! Yes, sir!
Affirmative! Oh?
Hey, I have a new outfit
I made for Bostov's boyfriend
that might be
just right.
What do you think,
Karakura King?
Huh?
You've got to be kidding me.
All this time I've been
wearing frilly dresses,
I could have been dressed
like a bad ass superhero?
I wish I knew she could
make outfits like this.
Oh!
Ooh!
Ah!
How do I look?
You look so cool,
Karakura King!
It fits perfectly!
That makes one member
and a mascot.
If only I could pull the rest
of them out of the ground...
Just like a bunch of taters!
What's a bunch of taters?
Did I say that out loud, too?
I gotta watch that.
Never mind. Everything is okay!
[LAUGHS]
There it is.
So Karin
turned you down, huh?
Yes, but it doesn't matter.
I think we go left here.
Okay.
[GASPS]
KON: Uh-oh!
I forgot she didn't
know I could walk.
Oh, well.
If she hasn't recognized
me by now, she won't.
I have never seen
a stuffed animal that walks.
What did you expect
of the Karakura King?
Amazing!
Hey, I can jump rope
double dutch, too.
Even more amazing!
All my friend Bostov ever
does is sit around in my room
and sleep all the time.
But for the most part,
I think I know
what she's dreaming about.
She thinks about
having a boyfriend,
or pretty girls' clothes.
Girls without clothes,
you mean.
Soon my heroic team
will be complete,
and my resurrection can begin!
That's right!
Whatever he just said!
Look out!
Huh?
Wah!
What's the big idea?
Hey, there's still
more trash up here! Huh?
YUZU:
Why'd you throw trash
on those people?
I know this place.
So what kind of training?
I'm glad you asked
that question.
You should join us!
I love how you talk.
Oh?
You've gotta be kidding!
The last time I helped you guys,
I was grounded for six months!
Oh, please?
I've got nothing against
you, Yuzu. But you?
I'll never take
orders from you again!
Oh?
Got that?
For sure?
Somehow I know I'm going
to regret this, but okay.
Karakura Red, here we go again!
Jinta, remember what Tessai
does when you goof off?
[SCREAMING]
You're right.
I never want to feel that again.
It'll be okay if we do
it together, though.
Huh?
And we'll be doing something
to help out our neighborhood.
Right?
Oh, all right, all right!
I'll do it,
I'll do it, I'll do it!
Ururu, you're joining, too.
Then if we get in trouble,
we'll both get it equally.
I don't know.
Please, Ururu?
It'll be fun. Okay?
All right.
KON:
What kind of a nightmare
superhero team is this?
A goofball in a clown suit,
a psycho runt, a space cadet?
and a monster
disguised as a girl?
[LAUGHTER]
You guys have got
to be kidding me!
I can't work with these losers.
I'm outta here.
Wah!
[TOGETHER]:
And just where do you
think you're going?
Let's start training.
You wouldn't want to miss out
on that, now, would you?
No! Of course not!
I was just about
to suggest that, myself!
All right! Let's get this
training session started!
Karakura King,
are you ready?
What is this supposed to
be training me for, exactly?
Ten... nine...
eight, seven, six,
five, four, three,
two, one, blast off!
[SCREAMING]
First exercise
successful!
We did it!
Good job!
Now what am I learning?
Learning to be fabulous!
What does that have
to do with anything?
Whoa!
I'm a superhero,
not a giant wedding cake!
[TOGETHER]:
Karakura King,
a big and beautiful thing!
KON:
Song and dance?
[TOGETHER]:
Karakura King,
a big and beautiful thing!
What's this string?
Oh, you shouldn't pull on that.
You should have said
that before I pulled.
You shouldn't have
pulled before you asked.
Huh? Ah!
This is not training!
This is torture!
Ah! Why does everything
happen to me?
Marvelous!
A failure.
Oh, really?
You think so?
It would have been
a lot prettier at night.
I get blown up,
and that's all you care about?
I don't have to put
up with this abuse!
I'm through with your training!
[SHOUTING]
Wait, Karakura King!
KON:
See ya, losers!
[GROANING]
This headache.
It must be about to rain,
or something.
Yuzu?
Not here.
Where'd she go?
Rukia, where are you?
Please come back.
I need you to hold me
and save me from these monsters.
You don't know the horrors
they're putting me through here.
[SOBBING]:
Come home, Rukia!
Huh?
[YELPING]
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
Karakura King!
Karakura King?
Karakura King?
Where did he go?
Hm.
Disaster, crisis!
Spine-tingling suspense.
Just when things
were going along so well,
fate has reared its
ugly head with the loss
my super team's lovable mascot.
My perfect plan lies in ruins!
What will I do?
Have you guys noticed?
He keeps talking to himself?
A lot.
Huh?
I'm not about to give
up on the king yet.
But we haven't found
a trace of him anywhere.
If only he'd give us a sign.
KON [SCREAMING]:
Help me!
There he is!
KON:
Help! Help! It's got me!
That is one big, bad spirit!
Whoa, it's a hollow!
Way to go, Karakura King!
Huh?
What are you
talking about, girl?
Karakura King can fly, too.
Isn't he just the coolest?
KANONJI:
Oh, I forgot.
You can't see him, can you?
Well, it doesn't matter.
With big trouble
brewing and dark clouds
gathering on the horizon.
But when evil rears
its ugly head,
there's only one thing to do.
And Don Kanonji
is just the man to do it!
I love the sound
of my own voice!
So, the first mission for
the newly reformed
Karakura Superheroes
is to save the Karakura King!
Yes, sir!
All right!
Help me!
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
Don't eat me!
Don't eat me, please!
I'm not very tasty.
I'm just full of
cotton on the inside.
Ha, ha, ha.
Oh, I have no intention
of eating you.
What is this?
You mean you can actually talk?
Of course I can.
Well, what are you planning
to do with me, then?
I'm going to take you
back home with me
and give you good lovin'.
I think that might be
worse than getting eaten!
HOLLOW:
Come on, my little
flat faced lion.
No, no! No, let me go!
You don't have to do
so afraid, little one.
I'm a professional, you know?
-Oh, I can't believe it's really
going to end like this for me.
Goodbye, my fair Rukia.
Goodbye, my sweet Orihime.
Farewell to all
the beautiful girls
I never had a chance to meet!
Aw.
Please make it painless.
Hold it right there!
What?
Oh, good! About time you
came to rescue me!
[SHOUTING]
This is a rescue?
The spirits are
always with you!
[LAUGHING]
The burning heart
is the flame of justice!
Burning eternal
fire, Karakura Red!
I'm Karakura Pink.
Um, I, oh, right.
Introductions.
Well, I'm Yellow.
And there's Karakura King!
How ridiculous you are.
And so foolish,
to think you could stop
the love affair
I've begun.
Little flat face
is all mine now.
Oh, no! It's even changed my
name already!
HOLLOW:
Anyone who messes with
my love life gets sliced!
I don't understand.
What's happening?
Yuzu, no! Get away!
She can't
see the Hollow.
Well, look here.
A willing victim?
Where-- where did everyone go?
Do you want to taste my claw?
Run away!
Tear at flesh, my claw!
Yuzu!
Karakura Yellow!
[GASPING]
Hey, Karin!
That was close.
No wonder I've been
having headaches.
Well, Karakura Red. You've come
to join us after all.
Hey, I'm Karakura Red!
Don't tell me you guys
are still doing that stuff
and calling yourselves
those silly names.
Listen, I joined
because there were
people who
needed our help.
What's with
Karakura King?
Stealthy.
Isn't that Yuzu's Bostov doll?
No, that's
Karakura King.
Karakura King needs
our help, Karin.
And you're just
the one to do it.
You don't know what
you're asking for.
But where are
you my lover lion?
Wait for me!
My sweetheart!
Oh, don't leave me, my love.
All right! Then I'll go take
care of this monster myself!
Huh? Oh, no you don't!
Wait, you guys!
What do you think
you're doing?
I'm not about to leave
this all up to you!
You've got some nerve,
mocking me!
You're the one who put Yuzu
in danger in the first place.
Oh, shut up,
shut up, shut up!
What would
you know about it?
You're just a girl!
Oh, no you didn't!
Oh, yes I did!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
HOLLOW:
Wait, flat face!
Huh?
[SCREAMING]
HOLLOW:
Leave him alone! He's mine!
Just get away from me,
all of you!
Now I've got you!
[TOGETHER]:
You stay out of this!
I told you to let
me handle this!
Let you mess it up,
you mean!
That's your job, clown!
How dare you call me clown!
[HOLLOW GROANS]
You little twerp!
Look who's talking, wannabe!
Shut up, stupid!
You're stupid!
Oh, yeah? Well, you're stupid
for calling me stupid.
Oh, really?
Stupid!
Silence, both of you!
Enough of your bickering!
I've had it with you
annoying creatures!
I'm going to release my
twister and destroy you!
[SCREAMING]
KANONJI:
A typhoon!
What did I do to deserve this?
Yuzu! Take my hand!
Yuzu!
They're all falling
right into the center.
KON:
I'm spinning and swirling!
I'm getting sucked in!
Oh, wow.
I guess I'm all right,
after all.
The Hollow is
down at the center.
I've got to throw
a really powerful attack.
Huh? What now?
[MUMBLING]
What have you done to me?
Do it, Ururu!
Huh? What are you gonna do?
Karakura Storm Serve!
[KON SCREAMING]
Now it's our turn, Karin!
Home run!
I got it!
[SCREAMS]
Goal kick!
Why me?
Huh? The technique!
I think they're using
the legendary
Karakura Ultimate Buster Attack!
Yow!
I guess this is the end for me.
I can see eternity
reaching out to suck me in.
How humiliating
to have it end this way!
Where is everyone?
Up there.
[KANONJI LAUGHING]
Listen here, you pervert!
You put me down right
now, you hear me?
Is, is this heaven?
If it is, then are you an angel?
Oh. Obviously not.
Are you gonna be all right,
Karakura King?
Well, I'm alive,
if that's what you mean.
Thank goodness.
For a minute there, I thought
you sacrificed yourself
to save all the rest of us.
Oh, yeah. That was my plan
right from the beginning. Sure.
Now you see the
impressive results
of all our hard training!
Magnificent!
[LAUGHING]
The spirits are always with you!
Yeah!
[CHEERING]
SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT
All right. Welcome
to a special edition report,
in which I, Don Kanonji,
join the legendary superheroes
of Karakura town
on a brave mission
into the uncharted wilderness!
Shock and suspense!
AUDIENCE:
Shock and suspense!
Huh? Hey, Karin!
Take a look at what's on
the television right now.
It's you!
Huh?
What the--
When did he shoot this?
Oh, the joy of it.
Here you see one of the
tortured evil spirits
that can never rest!
I wonder how
Karakura King is doing. Huh?
But don't be sad, Bostov.
I haven't forgotten you.
I'm making you a
brand new outfit
so you'll be even prettier.
Oh, joy.
I can hardly wait.
[PEOPLE SINGING IN JAPANESE
AND ENGLISH]
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ Come on, come on
Come on ♪
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Everybody stand up ♪
♪ Everybody's fighting ♪
♪ But they're actually
Worried ♪
♪ Keep your head right up ♪
♪ To the sky ♪
♪ No matter when ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ No matter where you are ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Just call me any time ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ I'll be there for you ♪
♪ Happypeople's in the house ♪
♪ With a tough smile ♪
♪ Happypeople's in the house ♪
♪ We keep on living ♪
♪ Well... ♪
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ In the house ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ Mmm, happy ♪
[KANONJI LAUGHING]
For all of you plagued
by bad spirits,
we, the Karakura Superheroes,
can take care of your problems
right away!
Call now to take
advantage of our
no money down, interest free
offer!
ICHIGO:
Next episode, we're getting
back to our main story!
[SINGING IN JAPANESE]
CHILD:
There it is!
Gotcha!
[HUMMING]
All done.
What do you think?
Your new outfit
is all ready, Bostov.
See? Isn't it just the cutest
little thing ever?
Wow, I just thought
of something else.
Some colorful embroidery.
Huh?
I'll use blue. No, red.
[GROANS]
Since there's no red,
guess I'll use yellow!
[GROANS] This is awful!
I hate it when I don't have
the thread that I need.
Don't worry, Bostov.
I'm gonna buy some new thread
for your outfit right now.
I'll be right back.
[HUMMING]
Kon here. Day 175.
As if it wasn't
humiliating enough
having to live as a stupid stuff
animal trapped in this house,
now I'm supposed to wear that?
After all the endless
hours I've been
forced to actually play house
with the other stuffed animals?
I can't take it!
I'm outta here!
Hey! What the hell? My hands!
[SCREAMING]
I've been stitched
into a threesome
with stupid and stupider!
How dare that human
do this to me?
[SCREAMS]
The spirits are
always with you--
CHILD:
I heard that
the squishy bug...
it'll make you really sick.
CHILD 2:
Wow, I guess I shouldn't
have done that then, huh?
Damn you kids! You totally
messed up my catch phrase.
Once again, the spirits are--
[MUMBLING]
Customer parking only here
in front of the clinic.
Move that pile of junk.
Hey, it's Karakura Red!
Long time no see.
Not nearly long enough.
What do you want, Don Kanonji?
Oh, now is that any way to talk
to a friend, a comrade in arms
who fought with you side
by side for peace and love
in the free world?
It's the middle of the day.
Aren't you supposed
to be working?
Hey, now!
It may look like I'm unemployed,
but I can explain, kid.
You see, TV shows are
taped weeks in advance,
so right now
I'm just on vacation.
The fact is,
the network can't wait
to renew my contract
for another season.
[LAUGHS]
That's funny.
I heard you were
getting cancelled.
Huh?
I hear your ratings
have been really bad.
Not so loud!
If I lose one more sponsor,
I'll be back to selling
used cars at midnight on cable!
Never mind all that.
I've come to enlist you
in a special training session!
Oh, brother.
What does that mean?
I'll tell ya!
We need to train like crazy to
protect this happy little town
from the bad spirits that
even now are threatening!
Whoa!
Almost lost my head there.
Come on, Karakura Red.
Let's start with
some jumping jacks!
[LAUGHING]
What's this really
all about?
Huh? Damn.
It's painful to
admit, but it's true.
I, Don Kanonji, have seen
my popularity dropping lately.
But anyone who thinks they've
seen the last of Don Kanonji
has another thing comin'!
I'll do whatever it takes
to revive this show,
and I know just what I need to
grab the hearts of my audience.
We all know everyone wants a
hero, so now all I have to do
is bring back the
Karakura Superheroes!
Waste of time, if you ask me.
Huh? Ah!
Hold on! No, wait!
Please! Don't go!
I need you!
I'm begging you,
Karakura Red!
Please don't abandon me!
Not now, in my time of need!
Please! Please!
[LAUGHS]
On these wings of
freedom I shall now
take flight, and soar
far away from here.
Ah, they're freakin' heavy!
All right, fine, so I'm not
soaring so much as I'm walking.
The point is,
I'm getting out of this-- ah!
Damn, I've been spotted!
Hello, there.
[MUMBLING]
I'm a robot.
Look, a silver dollar!
That's mine! Where? Ah!
You are not a plain old
stuff animal, are you?
Well, sure I am. Look.
You just wind me up,
and I dance around
like any other cheap toy--
You're an evil spirit,
aren't you?
Oh, crap! I've had
about enough of this!
I'm Bostov,
a stupid sailor suit wearing
prisoner of a little girl,
sewn together with these
two yahoos, Buri and Puri.
Now's my chance!
Oh, no you don't!
Come back here!
Hold it there, bad spirit.
I'm curious about you. Hm?
What are you doing,
you freak?
I'm no rose.
I-- ah, your nose breath!
Well, you certainly have
a strange odor,
but it's not awful.
I think I've got it.
You're not an evil spirit.
You're just a weird spirit.
Who are you calling weird,
you reject from
hell's marching band?
As every TV action fan knows,
no team of superheroes
can be complete
without a mascot.
This walking,
stalking stuffed animal
could be just the thing to put
the Karakura superheroes
over the top!
[LAUGHS]
Whatever the hell
you're planning for me,
you can forget about it.
Oh, good heavens. Did I
say all of that out loud?
It must be old age
kicking in.
I hardly even
know my own name,
much less what
I'm blabbering about.
What are you
blabbering about?
I'll tell you! How would you
like to become an actual hero?
A hero? For real?
Yes. A hero of justice.
A hero of justice, huh?
[GASPS]
Oh, Kon, you're the best!
Wow!
This must be heaven, squeezed
by so many lovely marshmallows!
So, what do you say?
Do you think you're
ready to join
the superheroes of justice?
My name is Kon, also
known as Karakura King!
[LAUGHS]
Welcome aboard,
new member.
Hi!
Huh?
Don Kanonji!
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHING]
Oh, it has little a while,
sister of Ichigo.
Are you here to do
a Spirit Hunter episode?
Oh, no. I'm here
recruiting the latest member
for my team of superheroes.
Really? Who is that?
Let me introduce you.
Here he is, the newest member
of the Karakura Superheroes,
Karakura King!
Huh?
You mean
this stuffed animal?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Tell me this isn't happening.
Hm.
You sure look a lot like
a friend of mine.
Nice to meet ya.
N-nice to meet you, too.
You even talk.
That's amazing!
How about you,
Karakura Yellow?
You'll join up too,
right?
Absolutely! Yes, sir!
Affirmative! Oh?
Hey, I have a new outfit
I made for Bostov's boyfriend
that might be
just right.
What do you think,
Karakura King?
Huh?
You've got to be kidding me.
All this time I've been
wearing frilly dresses,
I could have been dressed
like a bad ass superhero?
I wish I knew she could
make outfits like this.
Oh!
Ooh!
Ah!
How do I look?
You look so cool,
Karakura King!
It fits perfectly!
That makes one member
and a mascot.
If only I could pull the rest
of them out of the ground...
Just like a bunch of taters!
What's a bunch of taters?
Did I say that out loud, too?
I gotta watch that.
Never mind. Everything is okay!
[LAUGHS]
There it is.
So Karin
turned you down, huh?
Yes, but it doesn't matter.
I think we go left here.
Okay.
[GASPS]
KON: Uh-oh!
I forgot she didn't
know I could walk.
Oh, well.
If she hasn't recognized
me by now, she won't.
I have never seen
a stuffed animal that walks.
What did you expect
of the Karakura King?
Amazing!
Hey, I can jump rope
double dutch, too.
Even more amazing!
All my friend Bostov ever
does is sit around in my room
and sleep all the time.
But for the most part,
I think I know
what she's dreaming about.
She thinks about
having a boyfriend,
or pretty girls' clothes.
Girls without clothes,
you mean.
Soon my heroic team
will be complete,
and my resurrection can begin!
That's right!
Whatever he just said!
Look out!
Huh?
Wah!
What's the big idea?
Hey, there's still
more trash up here! Huh?
YUZU:
Why'd you throw trash
on those people?
I know this place.
So what kind of training?
I'm glad you asked
that question.
You should join us!
I love how you talk.
Oh?
You've gotta be kidding!
The last time I helped you guys,
I was grounded for six months!
Oh, please?
I've got nothing against
you, Yuzu. But you?
I'll never take
orders from you again!
Oh?
Got that?
For sure?
Somehow I know I'm going
to regret this, but okay.
Karakura Red, here we go again!
Jinta, remember what Tessai
does when you goof off?
[SCREAMING]
You're right.
I never want to feel that again.
It'll be okay if we do
it together, though.
Huh?
And we'll be doing something
to help out our neighborhood.
Right?
Oh, all right, all right!
I'll do it,
I'll do it, I'll do it!
Ururu, you're joining, too.
Then if we get in trouble,
we'll both get it equally.
I don't know.
Please, Ururu?
It'll be fun. Okay?
All right.
KON:
What kind of a nightmare
superhero team is this?
A goofball in a clown suit,
a psycho runt, a space cadet?
and a monster
disguised as a girl?
[LAUGHTER]
You guys have got
to be kidding me!
I can't work with these losers.
I'm outta here.
Wah!
[TOGETHER]:
And just where do you
think you're going?
Let's start training.
You wouldn't want to miss out
on that, now, would you?
No! Of course not!
I was just about
to suggest that, myself!
All right! Let's get this
training session started!
Karakura King,
are you ready?
What is this supposed to
be training me for, exactly?
Ten... nine...
eight, seven, six,
five, four, three,
two, one, blast off!
[SCREAMING]
First exercise
successful!
We did it!
Good job!
Now what am I learning?
Learning to be fabulous!
What does that have
to do with anything?
Whoa!
I'm a superhero,
not a giant wedding cake!
[TOGETHER]:
Karakura King,
a big and beautiful thing!
KON:
Song and dance?
[TOGETHER]:
Karakura King,
a big and beautiful thing!
What's this string?
Oh, you shouldn't pull on that.
You should have said
that before I pulled.
You shouldn't have
pulled before you asked.
Huh? Ah!
This is not training!
This is torture!
Ah! Why does everything
happen to me?
Marvelous!
A failure.
Oh, really?
You think so?
It would have been
a lot prettier at night.
I get blown up,
and that's all you care about?
I don't have to put
up with this abuse!
I'm through with your training!
[SHOUTING]
Wait, Karakura King!
KON:
See ya, losers!
[GROANING]
This headache.
It must be about to rain,
or something.
Yuzu?
Not here.
Where'd she go?
Rukia, where are you?
Please come back.
I need you to hold me
and save me from these monsters.
You don't know the horrors
they're putting me through here.
[SOBBING]:
Come home, Rukia!
Huh?
[YELPING]
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
Karakura King!
Karakura King?
Karakura King?
Where did he go?
Hm.
Disaster, crisis!
Spine-tingling suspense.
Just when things
were going along so well,
fate has reared its
ugly head with the loss
my super team's lovable mascot.
My perfect plan lies in ruins!
What will I do?
Have you guys noticed?
He keeps talking to himself?
A lot.
Huh?
I'm not about to give
up on the king yet.
But we haven't found
a trace of him anywhere.
If only he'd give us a sign.
KON [SCREAMING]:
Help me!
There he is!
KON:
Help! Help! It's got me!
That is one big, bad spirit!
Whoa, it's a hollow!
Way to go, Karakura King!
Huh?
What are you
talking about, girl?
Karakura King can fly, too.
Isn't he just the coolest?
KANONJI:
Oh, I forgot.
You can't see him, can you?
Well, it doesn't matter.
With big trouble
brewing and dark clouds
gathering on the horizon.
But when evil rears
its ugly head,
there's only one thing to do.
And Don Kanonji
is just the man to do it!
I love the sound
of my own voice!
So, the first mission for
the newly reformed
Karakura Superheroes
is to save the Karakura King!
Yes, sir!
All right!
Help me!
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
Don't eat me!
Don't eat me, please!
I'm not very tasty.
I'm just full of
cotton on the inside.
Ha, ha, ha.
Oh, I have no intention
of eating you.
What is this?
You mean you can actually talk?
Of course I can.
Well, what are you planning
to do with me, then?
I'm going to take you
back home with me
and give you good lovin'.
I think that might be
worse than getting eaten!
HOLLOW:
Come on, my little
flat faced lion.
No, no! No, let me go!
You don't have to do
so afraid, little one.
I'm a professional, you know?
-Oh, I can't believe it's really
going to end like this for me.
Goodbye, my fair Rukia.
Goodbye, my sweet Orihime.
Farewell to all
the beautiful girls
I never had a chance to meet!
Aw.
Please make it painless.
Hold it right there!
What?
Oh, good! About time you
came to rescue me!
[SHOUTING]
This is a rescue?
The spirits are
always with you!
[LAUGHING]
The burning heart
is the flame of justice!
Burning eternal
fire, Karakura Red!
I'm Karakura Pink.
Um, I, oh, right.
Introductions.
Well, I'm Yellow.
And there's Karakura King!
How ridiculous you are.
And so foolish,
to think you could stop
the love affair
I've begun.
Little flat face
is all mine now.
Oh, no! It's even changed my
name already!
HOLLOW:
Anyone who messes with
my love life gets sliced!
I don't understand.
What's happening?
Yuzu, no! Get away!
She can't
see the Hollow.
Well, look here.
A willing victim?
Where-- where did everyone go?
Do you want to taste my claw?
Run away!
Tear at flesh, my claw!
Yuzu!
Karakura Yellow!
[GASPING]
Hey, Karin!
That was close.
No wonder I've been
having headaches.
Well, Karakura Red. You've come
to join us after all.
Hey, I'm Karakura Red!
Don't tell me you guys
are still doing that stuff
and calling yourselves
those silly names.
Listen, I joined
because there were
people who
needed our help.
What's with
Karakura King?
Stealthy.
Isn't that Yuzu's Bostov doll?
No, that's
Karakura King.
Karakura King needs
our help, Karin.
And you're just
the one to do it.
You don't know what
you're asking for.
But where are
you my lover lion?
Wait for me!
My sweetheart!
Oh, don't leave me, my love.
All right! Then I'll go take
care of this monster myself!
Huh? Oh, no you don't!
Wait, you guys!
What do you think
you're doing?
I'm not about to leave
this all up to you!
You've got some nerve,
mocking me!
You're the one who put Yuzu
in danger in the first place.
Oh, shut up,
shut up, shut up!
What would
you know about it?
You're just a girl!
Oh, no you didn't!
Oh, yes I did!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
HOLLOW:
Wait, flat face!
Huh?
[SCREAMING]
HOLLOW:
Leave him alone! He's mine!
Just get away from me,
all of you!
Now I've got you!
[TOGETHER]:
You stay out of this!
I told you to let
me handle this!
Let you mess it up,
you mean!
That's your job, clown!
How dare you call me clown!
[HOLLOW GROANS]
You little twerp!
Look who's talking, wannabe!
Shut up, stupid!
You're stupid!
Oh, yeah? Well, you're stupid
for calling me stupid.
Oh, really?
Stupid!
Silence, both of you!
Enough of your bickering!
I've had it with you
annoying creatures!
I'm going to release my
twister and destroy you!
[SCREAMING]
KANONJI:
A typhoon!
What did I do to deserve this?
Yuzu! Take my hand!
Yuzu!
They're all falling
right into the center.
KON:
I'm spinning and swirling!
I'm getting sucked in!
Oh, wow.
I guess I'm all right,
after all.
The Hollow is
down at the center.
I've got to throw
a really powerful attack.
Huh? What now?
[MUMBLING]
What have you done to me?
Do it, Ururu!
Huh? What are you gonna do?
Karakura Storm Serve!
[KON SCREAMING]
Now it's our turn, Karin!
Home run!
I got it!
[SCREAMS]
Goal kick!
Why me?
Huh? The technique!
I think they're using
the legendary
Karakura Ultimate Buster Attack!
Yow!
I guess this is the end for me.
I can see eternity
reaching out to suck me in.
How humiliating
to have it end this way!
Where is everyone?
Up there.
[KANONJI LAUGHING]
Listen here, you pervert!
You put me down right
now, you hear me?
Is, is this heaven?
If it is, then are you an angel?
Oh. Obviously not.
Are you gonna be all right,
Karakura King?
Well, I'm alive,
if that's what you mean.
Thank goodness.
For a minute there, I thought
you sacrificed yourself
to save all the rest of us.
Oh, yeah. That was my plan
right from the beginning. Sure.
Now you see the
impressive results
of all our hard training!
Magnificent!
[LAUGHING]
The spirits are always with you!
Yeah!
[CHEERING]
SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT
All right. Welcome
to a special edition report,
in which I, Don Kanonji,
join the legendary superheroes
of Karakura town
on a brave mission
into the uncharted wilderness!
Shock and suspense!
AUDIENCE:
Shock and suspense!
Huh? Hey, Karin!
Take a look at what's on
the television right now.
It's you!
Huh?
What the--
When did he shoot this?
Oh, the joy of it.
Here you see one of the
tortured evil spirits
that can never rest!
I wonder how
Karakura King is doing. Huh?
But don't be sad, Bostov.
I haven't forgotten you.
I'm making you a
brand new outfit
so you'll be even prettier.
Oh, joy.
I can hardly wait.
[PEOPLE SINGING IN JAPANESE
AND ENGLISH]
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ Come on, come on
Come on ♪
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Everybody stand up ♪
♪ Everybody's fighting ♪
♪ But they're actually
Worried ♪
♪ Keep your head right up ♪
♪ To the sky ♪
♪ No matter when ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ No matter where you are ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Just call me any time ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ I'll be there for you ♪
♪ Happypeople's in the house ♪
♪ With a tough smile ♪
♪ Happypeople's in the house ♪
♪ We keep on living ♪
♪ Well... ♪
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ In the house ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Happypeople ♪
♪ Mmm, happy ♪
[KANONJI LAUGHING]
For all of you plagued
by bad spirits,
we, the Karakura Superheroes,
can take care of your problems
right away!
Call now to take
advantage of our
no money down, interest free
offer!
ICHIGO:
Next episode, we're getting
back to our main story!