Bleach: Burîchi (2004–2012): Season 2, Episode 9 - Toppaseyo! Shinigami hôi-mô - full transcript

[man singing in Japanese]

Tsubaki.

Not this time! Koten Zanshun, I reject!

[grunting]

Tsubaki.

Stupid girl.

What were you thinking,
hesitating like that?

I have never seen
a move like that before,

and yet I sense no murderous
intent behind your attack.

Although you might be able to kill
certain Hollows with that type of move,

I assure you it will have no effect
whatsoever on Soul Reapers.



This is a battleground,

and by you not fighting to kill,

you'll never succeed in stopping anyone.

[whimpering]

[gasps]

If you want to face an attack
with an intent to kill,

then why not
fight me?

I'm sure you'll find it
here in my bow.

It's a thrill
I'd love to give you.

Ah.

Very interesting.

So I guess
that makes you a Quincy.

You're right about that.

[in head] Uryu's bow,



it's totally different from the one
I saw before,

both in its appearance

and even its
spiritual pressure.

And that glove.

He must have been practicing
in order to use it properly.

[chuckling]

One uses an unfamiliar skill.

The other is a Quincy,

and both employ
projectile weapons.

And you have both come
to this very place

at this very time
to fight against me.

So do I call this an amazing coincidence
or a brilliant twist of fate?

Either way I must
show you

the true form
of my Zanpakuto.

Time to spread your wings,
Tsunzakigarasu.

-[gasps]
-So what do you think?

Time to lament?

I am the fourth seat
of Squad Seven.

I am Jirobo Ikkanzaka,

also known as Jirobo,
the slicing wind.

My nickname, Wind Scythe,
proves that I am the most skilled

when it comes to dealing
with projectile weapons.

See how my countless blades
dance through space?

No one who has seen
my attack has lived.

So tell me, do you like
what you've seen of my Tsunzakigarasu?

You can't even follow them
with your eyes, can you?

They're a prelude
to your glorious death.

-Eh?
-Interesting.

Unlike the outside world,
in here,

the most skilled fighter

seems unfortunately to be the one

who ends up the most
long winded whiner.

Absurd.

That was just a fluke.

-You're too cocky for your own good.
-You still don't understand.

[grunting]

If you're supposed to be
the most skilled one

dealing with flying weapons,

then I'd think about
getting a new nickname.

Because where flying
weapons are concerned,

I seem to be
the better man.

Unfortunately,
Uryu Wind Scythe

doesn't have as nice a ring to it.

Ah.

What have you done
to my hand?

I can't move my fingers.

[in head] Amazing.

Uryu is so much
more powerful now.

Compared to that time
he was battling Hollows alongside Ichigo,

he's become a completely
different person.

I expect you are the one
with regrets now.

As a fellow practitioner
of flying weaponry,

you must wish
you hadn't met me today.

How dare you insult me,
you insolent little brat.

I'll kill you.

[grunts] What?

You do realize that I missed
you intentionally this time.

And also...

that I won't miss
the next time.

Incredible.

The power.

As hard as it is
for me to admit it,

the accuracy and speed of your attack
technique far surpasses my own ability.

I never dreamed I would meet
such a skillful practitioner only to fail.

With just a single stroke,
you have defeated me utterly.

Torture me.
Destroy me.

Do whatever
you want to me.

Why do you not shoot me
and finish it?

Can it be that you intend
to let me live?

Ha.
I am a Quincy.

Believe me, I have no desire
to show mercy to any Soul Reaper.

But I don't make a habit
out of bullying the weak, either.

Now quit your sniveling
and get out of here.

Hurry...

Before I change my mind.

It would seem that you
are a kind-hearted soul.

Too bad...

For you, that is. [grunts]

-Now what?
-As I suspected.

You thought that since
you couldn't beat me,

you would attack the girl,
didn't you?

Or were you thinking you
would just take her hostage?

No.
How'd you know that?

As I said,
I don't make a habit of bullying the weak,

but I certainly don't mind
exposing cowards for what they are.

From the moment
we first encountered you,

you were actually
targeting Orihime, not me.

Most warriors would find it
beneath them to attack a girl,

especially when
she wasn't looking.

No honorable person,
no one with any pride

would ever do such a thing.

-[grunting]
-You coward.

I bid you farewell
and good riddance.

You're not even worth lamenting.

Ah!

[Orihime]
Thank you, Uryu.

Uh. There's nothing to thank me for.

[Orihime] Oh yeah,
it was nothing. Right?

[giggles]

[Orihime]
Did you kill him?

[Uryu]
No. He's still alive.

I just destroyed his soul chain
and Hakusui soul sleep,

the spots that govern
spiritual powers.

He's going to live,

but his spiritual powers
are no more.

When he awakens,
as a result of this battle,

he'll no longer be
a Soul Reaper.

And that's good enough for now.

-[Uryu] Shall we go?
-[Orihime] Okay.

[Orihime] [in head] I remember something
Yoruichi once told me about Quincy's,

that in battle they gather the
spiritual particles around them

and use them to fight.

I think that's what
Uryu uses the glove for.

The overwhelming
power it gives him

must be the reason he went off
to train on his own.

Uryu didn't want to risk harming
any of us until he was able to master it.

And to think he mastered it
to such a degree

in only ten days all by himself.

Uryu is really incredible.

But it does make me wonder,

what did I accomplish
in those ten days?

Ah!

-Oh, thanks.
-Don't mention it.

[gasps]

I haven't done much.

[Tatsuki] Orihime.

Hang in there, Orihime.
Remember, you promised me you would.

I remember.

Thanks for reminding me,
Tatsuki.

What's wrong, Orihime?

Why are you acting so strange?
Did you get hurt in the battle somehow?

No. no. I'm sorry. It's nothing, Uryu.
I'm just fine really.

My eyes just got teary-eyed
there for a second.

You know how that happens sometimes
when you look into the sun.

It can even make you sneeze,
which is really weird.

But they're not even connected.
I mean what is that all about?

Well, we'd better get moving, Uryu.

We've got places to go.

Uh. Orihime.

What is it?

Are you sure
you're all right?

Of course. Why?

No reason.

[yelling]

Why is it that no matter where we go

I'm always the one being chased
all over the place?

Come back here,
you sideburned clown.

-You're going to get a beating.
-For being so ugly.

Who you calling ugly?

The Soul Reaper with the funky eyelashes
is a real looker,

but that's not my fault.

And you guys are no
fashion models yourselves.

Oh, you're going to pay for that crack.

We're going to use your head
for a door knocker.

A really ugly door knocker.

[Ganju] Ichigo.

Just in time. I could really use
some back up right about now.

-Ganju.
-[yelling]

You got a mob chasing you, too?

Fight them there, Ichigo.

I got enough problems already.

And quit waving at me, you idiot.

You're only making them madder.

Back off, I said.
You're bringing them toward me.

[yells]

[grunting]

-Ganju, duck.
-Huh?

[grunting]

This is Iemura reporting.

Squad Four relief crew
and Groups One, Six, and 14

are approaching enemy position.

Captain Iemura over and out.

Come on. Let's move out.
This is not a drill.

[squad]
[in unison] Yes, sir.

What are you doing swinging
an overgrown blade so close to me,

you moron? You almost
took my freaking head off.

Shut up. I told you to duck, didn't I?

What good is a warning if it comes
at the same time as the thing

you're getting warned about?

[Ichigo] If you didn't have
the reflexes of a banana slug.

[Ganju] Just be more careful,
you idiot.

Yeah, but right now,
we've got other things to worry about.

They backed off
after your little surprise attack,

but I have a feeling that isn't
going to work a second time.

And anyway, we're heavily outnumbered.
We're gonna need a miracle.

Uh.

I'm totally late.

I'm gonna be in big trouble
if I don't get there soon.

Maybe I should just pretend
that I never got the message

in the first place and go home.

But then what do I say
if Iemura asks me where I've been?

Where is everyone anyway?
Huh?

I know. I'll ask these guys
if they've seen my group.

Excuse me, everybody,
but by any chance have you seen

Squad Four Group--

Whoa! Hey!

-[grunting]
-Huh?

What's that all about?

Ah!

Hm?

Oh, that didn't work out
exactly like I planned it.

Ichigo, I think I have an idea

how we can get ourselves
out of this place.

Is that right?

Me too.

So you guys...

are trying to find a way
to get out of this place?

But why would you be trying
to get away from here?

Unless of course,

you happen to be the Ryoka

everyone is so worried about.

You back off
and let us out of here.

Or else your little friend
is gonna be missing some pieces.

[yelling] But I faint
at the sight of my own blood.

I've been running forever, Yachiru.

Where are you leading me?

Don't worry.
This is definitely the right way. I think.

Did you just say you think?

Oh, don't be grouchy.

Hey, turn right up here.

-You better be correct this time.
-All you do is complain.

If you don't like my directions,
then forget it.

Just go where you wanna go.

Okay. [grunts]

I'll turn right.

[Yachiru] Good for you. This is it.
I'm almost positive.

Almost positive?

Back off, ya punks,
and let us through.

Or else your little friend
is gonna be missing some pieces.

[screams]
Do what they say.

Do what they say,
or else I'll be, oh...

Not the reaction I expected.

Maybe they didn't understand.

-Try again.
-Huh. If you say so.

Listen, riff raff.
Stand aside and let us through.

Or else my blade is gonna take the life
of your friend here.

Come on,
you sound like you're scared of us.

Yes. Please.
I think they mean it.

Very strange.

What the hell are you idiots doing?

Huh?

What does it look like?
We took a hostage.

I see. And does he look like
one of us to you?

He...

Who are you?

We're all on the same side.

But I'm Squad Four,
and they're Squad 11.

So?
What difference does that make?

Ha. I guess these bumpkins
really are from the outside.

I shouldn't bother explaining it to you,
but it's much too insulting

to have you lump us together.
So listen up.

[Shinigami guard #1]
There are 13 guard squads assigned

to protect the Seireitei.

We of Squad 11 are led
by the strongest captain.

As such, we are the strongest unit
and always the first into battle.

[squad]
[in unison] Yeah!

I just noticed these guys
all have weird hair except you.

What's your squad again?

It's Squad Four.

Is that a good one?

Well, sure.
Squad Four is a great squad to be in.

[Shinigami guard #1]
Don't make me laugh.

Squad Four is just
the rear echelon service squad

that provides first aid
for minor injuries.

That's where all the loser wimps
who can't even wield a sword get assigned.

[Shinigami guard #2] That's right.
The rest of us can't stand the weasels.

[Shinigami guard #1] So whatever you do,
don't confuse them with us.

Because when it comes to Squad Four--

[squad]
[in unison] We hate them.

And if you want to kill this one,
go right ahead. We don't mind.

-[yells]
-Wait a minute.

Don't you think it's kinda cruel
recommending death for someone

just 'cause they have
different responsibilities?

Hey,
that almost makes sense.

[squad yelling]

[grunts]
Looks like we're in for a fight.

[yelling]

What the hell was that?

I don't know,
and I don't care.

What counts...

is that it just cut
the enemy's numbers in half.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[yelling]

[in head] I thought I sensed
Ichigo's spiritual pressure.

It looks like
I just missed him.

[Shinigami guard #1]
Hey, you there.

Who are you and what do you know
about all these bodies lying here?

And what's with that stupid
outfit you're wearing?

Hey, are you with the intruders
we saw earlier?

Intruders you saw earlier?

Probably, yes.

If you think you can answer us in riddles
and get away with it,

you're about to pay for that
with your life, intruder.

You're going to get cut to shreds
in five minutes.

I am sorry,

but I'm afraid I cannot give
you that much time.

-Uh, what?
-You crazy or something?

This won't take five minutes,

only two.

[groaning]

[cackling]

So you're going to refuse
to cooperate, eh?

Well, we'll see how long
that lasts...

Ikkaku Madarame.

Squad 12 Captain,
I'm sorry, but I must protest.

Interrogation of patients
is strictly prohibited--

-[Mayuri] Mind your own business.
-[gasps]

-Master Mayuri.
-You shut your mouth too, Nemu.

Or maybe you'd like me to have
you pulled to pieces again.

No, sir.

Please forgive me,
master.

-It's not that I won't talk.
-Huh?

It's just that
I really don't know anything.

I don't know who the Ryoka are,

and I have no idea
what they're planning to do.

So what you're telling me is,

even though you met and fought

against these mysterious
invaders in the street,

you were defeated in battle
and then just retreated like a dog

without learning a single
shred of useful information?

-I'm afraid so.
-[gasps]

It may seem strange to you,

but sometimes battle is like that.

I've not seen this enemy's face,

nor heard his voice.

So I'm afraid I have
no information for you.

You lie.

And now you shall
receive punishment

appropriate to your failure.

[grunting]

Interesting.

Since when, I wonder,
are you entitled

to discipline members of squads
other than your own, Mayuri?

[quivering groan] Zaraki.

Humph.

Well, since his captain is here,

there's no need for me
to continue this interrogation.

Good luck getting anything
out of him, Zaraki.

Don't just stand there,
Nemu, you useless dullard.

Let's go.

Hm.

Captain.

Well, you certainly
got yourself beaten up.

[Ikkaku]
Nice of you to visit.

Oh, we didn't plan to.
We just got lost.

I see your lieutenant
is here too.

We were trying to find
the intruders,

but Kenny here was having some
trouble following directions.

So how are you feeling, baldy?

I asked you
not to call me that anymore.

Oh.
Should it be Mr. Baldy?

You little brat.

[Yachiru]
How about Mr. Shiny Baldy then?

Is it true that you
were defeated in battle?

Yes, that's true.

I'm ashamed to admit it,
but I was defeated by the enemy

and then allowed
to live.

Is he strong?

Yes. Very strong.

He appears to be a Soul Reaper.

He wears a Shihakusho,

has short, orange colored hair,

and carries a sword as long as his body
with no guard or grip.

By now he is headed towards
the Shishinro repentance cell.

He shouldn't be hard to find.

I gave him your description,

and I told him to be on
the lookout for you, Captain.

My warning about you
did not seem to concern him.

Regardless of
where you meet him,

you will surely enjoy
an excellent battle.

He's strong now,
and from what I saw,

I believe his strength
is still growing, master.

By the time you
encounter him,

it seems likely
that he will be stronger still.

[chuckles]
Excellent.

And his name is...

I am Hanataro Yamada.

[in unison] Dude,
that name is so lame.

What are you talking about?

I like my name,
and it most certainly is not lame.

Well, you're wrong.

Where I come from,
hana means flower,

and there's nothing
lamer than that.

You might as well yourself Blossom.

Hey, come on.

Why should we bother
learning the enemy's name anyway?

-But I--
-[Ganju] And why are you being so

friendly and introducing
yourself in the first place?

That's a good question.
I don't really know why.

And here's another question.
What did you bring him for?

I couldn't help it. Okay?
He was sitting there,

and I just picked him up
and carried him by accident.

[Ichigo] How do you pick something up
by accident? Are you a garbage man?

You just pick up whatever
you see lying on the ground?

[Ganju] Shut up. You didn't notice him
until now. What's the big deal?

This is useless, you guys. Please.
You've got to stop fighting over me.

[in unison]
We are not fighting over you.

Okay. But you need to keep
your voices down,

-or you'll lead the guards right to us.
-[gasps]

[Ichigo]
Anyone out there?

[Ganju]
All clear for now.

[SIGHS]
We're still screwed.

'Cause even if that bald guy I beat up

was telling the truth about Rukia
being held in some white tower,

we still don't know
where it is

or which road we need
to take to get there.

Hey wait a minute.
What about this map?

This would help us avoid running into
any more captains out there.

If only it showed us
where the enemy was.

This is a map?

It doesn't even have
any streets marked on it.

That's just stupid. Huh?

-[Ichigo] What's this here?
-[Ganju] Peace.

You idiot, you drew
this yourself, didn't you?

It's better than nothing.
Where's your map, smart-ass?

[Hanataro]
Uh, excuse me.

Just stay out of this.
Will you?

We're doing some serious
strategizing here.

Why don't you just beat it, kid?
You're not going to be any use

-to us anyway. No offense.
-Good idea.

[Hanataro] It's Rukia Kuchiki
you're looking for, isn't it?

I thought so.

It all makes sense now.

The younger sister
of the Squad Six captain

currently being held
as a capital offender.

And that means the white tower
you were talking about

must be
the repentance cell.

If you'll trust me,

I can help you.

I know a hidden way
into that tower.

Well, you sure seem to be happy, Kenny.

Is that so?

Yeah, really happy.

Ever since you talked
to Ikkaku back there.

I suppose you're right.
I am looking forward to this.

This stranger survived
against Ichimaru.

He defeated Ikkaku.

And Ikkaku said he is strong
and will probably become stronger still.

Where are you?

I, Kenpachi Zaraki,
am waiting for you.

Come out,
Ichigo Kurosaki.

[music playing]

[woman singing in Japanese]

[Kon]
Yo. How you doing?

It's everyone's idol, Kon.

Why isn't it my turn yet?
I've been ready and waiting.

Hey, are you listening to me?

If you make too much of a fuss,
you may never get your turn.

[Kon] All right. All right.
I'll behave.

Hey you, Squad Nine captain,
are you mocking me with that hair?