Bleach: Burîchi (2004–2012): Season 2, Episode 5 - Kyodai hôdan de chûô toppa? - full transcript

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

What the hell is going on?

Ganju, I'm talking to you.

Sis, I'm so sorry.

Huh?

It's just that I only
showed him once.

I never thought it would
turn out like this.

His spirit energy is strong,
but he's out of control.

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING]



He--

I did it.

Great.
You did it, Ichigo.

Yeah.

You ignorant dumb ass!

You gotta stay focused.

[ICHIGO SCREAMING]

What are you, freaking deaf
or freaking stupid?

Remember, I told you
if you don't concentrate,

you're gonna blow up.

Yes. Yes, you did.

Next time, just be
sure not to do this.

You're as guilty
as he is, schmuck.

Oh...



GANJU:
Ah.

Why do you always have to
treat me the same as him?

After all, I'm your brother.
KUKAKU: You quit your whining.

ORIHIME:
Yoruichi, you're back.

So our Ichigo has
finally succeeded

in forming a cannonball, has he?

[SNORING]

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong with him.

He's just sleeping it off.

I need the rest of you
to go and sit over there.

Um.
Ah.

We haven't got much time
before we begin our mission.

I'm going to tell you now
what you can expect

once we're inside the Seireitei,

and you must remember that--
Yah!

The fate of three sparrows.

The fate of four dragons.

The fate of the four dragons

enclosed on five sides unable
to return six leagues.

A thousand sprinkles of ashes.

[SIGHING]

A thousand pieces of wisdom.

The knowledge of the ages.

Yow, man. Holy crap.

[PANTING]

What was I dreaming about
just now?

How the hell would I know that,
you moron?

I hate when I forget
my dreams.

Have I been here long?

What am I doing sleeping
here on the floor?

Like I just said,
stupid, I don't know.

What's with all that chanting
I heard you doing?

None of your business,
dandelion head.

Now, why don't you
just shut the hell up?

Watch it! Huh?

Oh. I see you're awake.

Come on. It's time for us
to get out of here.

Hm? We're leaving now?

Very well. Are we all here now?

ALL:
Yes, sir.

Hm?

But what happened
to your tail, Yoruichi?

It looks like one of those
flexible toothbrushes.

[ALL GASP]

What do you mean?

Is there something
wrong with it?

Yeah-- Eh, no. Nothing.

It's a perfectly wonderful,
beautiful tail.

Don't you remember?

You're the one who
actually did that?

Huh? I did?

After you created that
cannonball, you fell asleep

and grabbed Mr. Yoruichi's tail.

It took the three of us
to get you to let go

and by then it was too late.

My tail.

My pride and joy,
ruined!

ALL:
Oh.

I highly recommend avoiding
that subject from now on.

Yeah. Got it.

Hey, wait.

Why isn't Ganju here
with the rest of you?

Hm? Last time I saw him
he was downstairs

muttering some
nonsense to himself.

GANJU:
Never fear. Ganju is here.

[PANTING]

You should know.

The hero's always the last
one to make his entrance.

Okay,
but what's with that outfit?

Heh, heh.
You like it, huh?

This is my custom
battle costume.

It's pretty sweet,
right?

Save your breath 'cause
I'm not lending it to you.

Don't even ask.
Oh, I'm crushed to hear that.

Hey, wait. What battle?
You're not coming.

Hm.

My big brother was
killed by a Soul Reaper.

[GASPING]

Ganju, don't you dare.

Why don't you just listen
and let me talk for a change?

Huh?

My brother,
he was a brilliant man.

He passed the Soul
Reaper Academy entrance exam

on his first try.

At that time, his spiritual
power was at sixth class.

That's the same level
as a lieutenant

of the 13 Court Guard Squads.

Then he finished his sixth
year curriculum in one year,

and he became a member
of a squad.

In just five years,
he became a lieutenant.

But he was betrayed
by his comrades.

His own Soul Reaper allies
led him to his grave.

I was still just
a kid back then,

so I don't remember all
the details of what happened.

But there are two things
I'll never forget.

Faces.

Those two faces.

The cruel face
of that Soul Reaper

as he dragged my brother's
mangled body back home,

and the face of my dear,
dying brother,

happily giving thanks
to that same Soul Reaper.

Why did he do that?

Why would my brother
be so forgiving?

To this day,
I just don't know.

But there's one thing
I do know for certain.

Somehow my brother never
blamed the Soul Reapers,

and he never hated them.

All this time he's kept
this pain bottled up inside.

GANJU:
But how?

Why didn't he hate the fiends
who completely destroyed him?

Why did he continue believing
in them to the bitter end?

Somehow you seem different
from the other Soul Reapers.

I owe her.
Huh?

You see, she saved my life,
and I haven't repaid her yet.

I don't want to turn into
some kind of deplorable guy

who would just turn
his back on her.

Understand?

That's what I think.

I think that's what
makes you different,

and I think if I go with you,

I might discover something
important.

That's why I've decided
I'm going to help you.

I'm willing to go
along with you

into the heart
of enemy territory

and try to learn what being
a Soul Reaper really means.

Oh, Ganju.

That's so noble.
What a guy.

Oh, Ganju.

Such a fine man
you've become.

Heh, heh.
Well, it sounds like

you've got your mind
made up about this.

You and me then.

You and me.

All right, then.

Are you all ready
for the cannonball?

ALL:
Yes.

Hey, I just thought
of something.

Hm?

Do you know how to make
a cannonball?

Actually,
that's a good question.

I guess I ought
to give it a try.

ALL:
Hm?

MAN:
Don't tell me this
is your first attempt?

Put that down on the floor,
Ichigo.

[ALL SIGH]

Hm. Just as I suspected.

The task was as natural
as breathing in and out.

Wow, Yoruichi.

In one try, you did something
that took us forever to learn.

[LAUGHTER]

I can see it bothers you,

but I don't know why
you find it so surprising.

You'll learn that there are
many things I can do

that are far beyond
your reach.

Hey, Ganju.

Were you able to
master it as well?

I think so.

Then we'll use flower crane
cannon launch method number 2.

All right?
Very well.

You better not chicken
out and run away

in the middle of the launch,
you little brat.

I would never do that.

Huh. Not afraid to lay
your life on the line?

No. No way.

If you're all ready to go,

then the final countdown
begins now.

Get inside, everyone.

The sun will be rising soon.

That will be the signal
to begin the launch ceremony.

Now, listen.

Once we're inside
the Seireitei,

it's important
we stick together.

If you should encounter any
captains, don't fight them.

Don't even think about it.
Just run.

Our goal is to save Rukia.
Do you understand?

You must avoid taking
any unnecessary risks.

Ah!

Far away.

Copper-colored green desires
the domination of 36 degrees.

Now it has begun.

Pour your spirit energies
into the center.

KUKAKU:
Seventy-two pairs of legends.

Thirteen pairs of horns.

The right paw of the monkey
captures a star.

Embraced by the 25 wheels
of the sun,

the cradle of sand
will flow with blood.

Flower crane cannon number 2,

Kakisaki Blossom!

MAN:
The launch is a success.

You've done it again,
Master Kukaku!

May the fates
smile on you, Ganju.

Oh, wow.

Somehow I thought blast off
would be more explosive.

That was only the start,
you simpleton.

ALL:
Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

What is that thing?

These are the directions for
the next stage of the launch.

The first stage of flower
crane cannon number 2

was just the blast off itself

and the initial
directional setting.

Now we go to
the secondary spell,

which controls the acceleration
and axis adjustment.

This will help with
the precision guidance.

Ah.
Right.

So stay out of my way if
you want to land safely.

All right. I will.

Now, there's just
one more thing

I have to explain to you all.

In order to enter
the Seireitei successfully,

we have to stabilize
this cannonball.

That requires keeping
the spirit energy output

from each one of us
at a constant level,

and to do that, keep your hands
on the crystal in the center

so that you'll be able to see
how much energy

the others are releasing

and then simply adjust your
energy release accordingly.

ALL:
Mm-hm.

One mistake and that's it.
We'll all die.

Mm-hm. I understand.

I got it.

Now, flower crane
cannon number 2 begins.

The fate of three sparrows.

The fate of four dragons.

Five sides unable to return
six leagues.

Winds of heaven. Orangutan.

Spoon. Elm. Cane.

Ichigo, I think you're
releasing too much energy.

You really think I am?

All right, then.
I'll back off.

Whew.

Ichigo, you've got to
lower it a little bit more.

What?
Are you kidding me?

But I've already lowered
my output by almost half.

Ichigo.

All right. All right.
I'm working on it.

A thousand sprinkles of ashes.
CHAD: Lower your energy.

A thousand pieces of wisdom.
ICHIGO: I know. I know.

The knowledge of the ages.
A thousand sprinkles of--

I've turned it down
almost all the way.

Would you shut up?

You and your big mouth made
me repeat the same line twice.

Don't blame me just
because you can't remember

your stupid little chant.

That stupid little chant
might save your precious life

if you could just
shut your big yap!

[BOTH GROWLING]

Cut it out,
you two.

This is no time to be
arguing about who did what

when we're all in danger.
She's right. Stop this.

They're going to upset the
balance of the spirit energy.

ICHIGO:
I'll show you who
needs to shut up!

Hey, look. What's that?

[ICHIGO GROWLING]

GANJU:
It's the Seireitei.

What's happening?

MAN [OVER P.A.]:
Red alert. Red alert.

The Seireitei
has been breached.

All squads report to battle
stations immediately.

Repeat. This is a red alert.
All squads report--

Intruders in the Seireitei?

Do you think it could be
those same Ryoka from before?

MAN [OVER P.A.]:
Red alert. Red alert.

The Seireitei security
has been breached.

Huh? Wait, Kenpachi.

Where are you going?

[CHUCKLING]

Keni, wait up.

Yachiru.

So you're off to
kill the intruders?

You've certainly
got that right.

I'm off to battle
some strange Ryoka

who went up against Ichimaru
and somehow survived.

Let's get the carving started.

This is most unfortunate,
but such a major disruption

leaves me with no
choice in the matter.

This squad captain meeting
is hereby dismissed.

I shall inform you later

as to how Ichimaru
will be dealt with.

All squads are to heed the
alert and report immediately

to their battle stations.

Saved by the security alert.

Convenient timing,
eh, Ichimaru?

Why don't you just
come out and say it?

You're not making much sense.

You don't really think you'll
get away with this, do you?

Just remember,

don't underestimate me,
Ichimaru.

[GROANS]

Hm.

What the hell is that up there?

Whatever it is, the Soul
Shield Membrane should stop it.

Just in case, we probably
ought to clear the area.

I think it's
headed right for us.

Run!

URYU:
We're going to crash.

The only way to
survive this is for you

to pour in all the
spirit energy you've got.

[GRUNTING]

It hit the membrane.

Yes. And it looks like it's
being held there somehow.

How could it have
crashed into the membrane

and yet not have been destroyed?

It would take a body of
unimaginable spirit power

to survive.

Push through!

ALL:
Ugh.

Ah.

Ah.

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

ICHIGO:
What's going on?

We blasted through the shield,

but we're not falling
to the ground.

We're just floating here.

Don't get separated.

The cannonball was
destroyed by the shield,

but its residual
energy will still hold us up

until it dissolves.

And what happens then?

It will coalesce
into a whirlpool,

then explode and vanish.

Uh.

We must stick together, because
anyone who gets separated

will be blown away
by the explosion.

[ALL GROAN]

[ALL SCREAMING]

We're in the whirlpool.

Ooh! No.

Not a chance.
I'm not about to get blown away.

Uh.

[SCREAMS]

What are you doing?
Stay away from me.

Get out of my way, you.
You big luger.

Don't you to drag
me down with you.

Will you two cut it out already?
This is ridiculous.

Grab the person closest
to you and hold on tight.

Then don't let go,
no matter what.

Great.

What do you mean
by that, dandelion?

Ah.

I'll sit here on your shoulder.

Sure. No problem.

[GROANS]

Uryu.

[GRUNTS]

Oh. Oh.

What are you doing?

Ah!

Why did you do that?

Oh, Chad, no.

You'll be blown away.

No need to worry.

I can almost promise you
that Chad will survive.

But if you want to be able
to reunite with him

down on the surface,
I suggest you worry about

ensuring your
own survival first.

C-- Come on!

Grab on to me.

Orihime!

Damn.

The intruders have
split into four.

Which one is he?

Which one is the strongest?

That's the one I have to find.

[♪♪♪]

What's going on?

I'll go and take a look,
but my Zabimaru is gone.

Do you know where it is,
Hinamori?

I think I saw someone
using it to slice up

some pickled radish.

Roar, my Zabimaru.
Chop up that radish.

Your character seems to
have changed a lot lately.