Bigger (2019–2021): Season 2, Episode 5 - Time Don't Give You Time - full transcript
- Previously on "Bigger"...
- So what do you want, Ken?
- I want the one
that got away.
- Do you really think that men
can change like that?
I can't tell with Aaron.
[doorbell rings]
We gon' do this,
we doin' it by my rules.
I've been celibate.
There ain't gonna be no sex.
- Whatever you like.
- I have a fiancé.
- I don't know you.
And in the one day
that I've gotten to know you,
all that I've learned is that
you're a twice-divorced
ex-con drug dealer.
- I love her
more than anything,
and I just wish
you could see that.
- Deon had sex
with someone else
right after the jail thing,
okay?
Deon is not the one.
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
- What in the hell?
I don't know what world I'm in.
Mm.
- It's not that bad, chill out.
- Psh! Kidding me?
- Babe, we should do this!
- Trace, you gotta have
some weapons or something
in this luggage, damn.
- Women.
- "Women"?
I have one bag.
- Six bags, Tracey,
for 2 1/2 days?
- You gotta stay on brand
at all times.
- Do you?
Ain't no cameras here.
- Boy, I didn't wear makeup
to go to the gym
one day last week,
and I lost 422 followers.
Coincidence?
I think not.
both: I'll check us in.
- I got it.
- You do?
- Yeah, I got it.
- Okay.
- I appreciate you.
- Mm.
- Layne!
Hurry up, girl.
We gotta stick together
in this haunted-ass hotel.
- Okay, I almost left
my new phone in the car,
and God knows I don't have
another free upgrade
anytime soon.
- This time, turn on
Find My Phone
like a normal person.
- Okay, give me a break.
You both know
I've been stressed
about, like, everything.
♪ ♪
Um, you and I are supposed
to be celibate,
and yet you brought
a very familiar
pro-ball-playing penis.
- There will be no sex.
This--I got you.
- And you got him...
in your room.
- [chuckles]
- Okay, I'm probably
just hatin'
because I don't have anyone
to split the cost
of this room with.
- What up?
Welcome to High Point,
AKA, the devil's Palm Springs.
- Oh, well, aren't you chipper?
[chuckles]
- Hey, Deon.
- Hey.
- You look good.
- Oh, thank you, though.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Tomorrow's your mom's
big day!
- Hey.
[cell phone chimes]
- Oh, man, I really need
to update my contacts.
I don't even know who this is.
- You got a new phone?
- Yeah, I lost the other one
somewhere.
- Hey, you all made it!
- Mr. King!
- Hey, Mr. Connie-to-be.
- What are you doing here?
- These lovely ladies
was nice enough to come,
so I thought I'd come down
and greet them
like a real gentleman.
- Aww.
- [chuckles]
These are my friends.
- Speaking of,
Connie would like y'all
to meet her and the girls
at the spa.
- Yo, I got this.
My mama says she wants you
to meet her
and her friends at the spa.
- [sighs]
- Should y'all arm wrestle
to figure out who's gonna
give us the address?
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
[cork pops]
- You know you don't need
no more, right?
- Yes, I do.
Da-da-da-da!
- Rita, how you doing
over there?
You good?
- I'm good.
- She good.
Go on, give me some more.
- Rita.
- Y'all finally made it, I see.
Okay, so that is Rita.
This is Wanda.
And, Tracey, you came!
- How about that?
We haven't had a celebrity
in High Point
since Petey Pablo performed
at the hair show...
- Uh-huh.
- Three years ago!
- Tracey,
you sit right there, girl.
- Mm-hmm.
- The brand is strong.
- Okay, uh-huh, yeah.
But I'm stuck on the
Petey Pablo and the hair show.
- Okay.
- Wow.
- Mm.
- Mm.
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
- Yo, about time
y'all showed up.
- [sighs]
- Shit, what happened?
- I had to drive slowly.
Shoshana was getting carsick.
- Turns out, all I had to do
was sit in the back seat.
[giggles]
Oh!
Congratulations, Deon.
I can't wait to dive
into all the festivities
with all the girls.
I'm gonna go check us in,
okay?
- Okay.
- Ooh.
Is that for me?
Thanks.
- Ooh, so nice.
- You drove Miss Daisy
the whole way?
- Don't start.
Yo, off topic,
did Tracey bring Aaron?
Are his calves still on swole?
- Don't ever talk to me
about another nigga's calves!
- What?
Is that a no?
Is it a yes?
Roll your eyes if it's a yes.
- They need some drinks.
They need some cocktails!
[laughter]
- Feel good.
- There we go.
- That's nice. Boop.
- Cheers.
- This is great,
because I really needed
to de-stress.
Everybody's just laying back
and enjoying a mature day
of relaxation.
- Y'all fucking?
Not with each other
but in general.
- Wow.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[laughter]
- If I was their age,
I'd be running wild.
Shit, I got my yoni egg
in right now.
- Oh, Lord.
- Ew.
- [gasps]
- What?
It helps me tighten my grip.
- [laughs]
- You know, I can open a jar,
any size.
- God dang.
- Okay, that's--
- I got a visual.
- Mm-hmm.
Mm, mm-hmm.
- Mm.
- She done redefined
the headlock.
- Right? I mean--
[laughter]
- Well, um,
actually, I'm celibate.
- Hmm?
- Oof.
- I'm just...
taking some time for a reset
to find the kind of love
that I need.
- And what kind of love
is that?
- Well, one that isn't
an uphill battle
would be nice.
And if it's meant to be,
I think it should just flow.
- [laughs]
Sweetheart,
you talk about love
like it's menstruation.
[laughter]
- Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
but the last time I saw you,
you were wearing a ring.
Uh, princess cut, two carats?
- Okay.
I see you, Miss Connie.
- Mm-hmm,
I know my stones, baby.
- Right?
[laughter]
- Yeah, he wasn't
the right one.
- Yeah, they never are
the right one...
until they are.
- So, Tracey, so what's going
on with you and Aaron?
- If Aaron want another
chance with me,
he just gonna have to do it
on my terms.
What I got going on
comes first.
- So are you looking
for a man or an employee?
[laughter]
- Girl, you can't
control a man.
- I got control of my man.
I mean, technically,
he's locked up.
But that just means
I know where he is.
[laughter]
- That's real love,
Auntie Rita.
- So what about you
and your man?
- The man that I brought
is not my man.
- Oh.
- I mean, he says
all the right things, but...
I don't know.
- Well, you must like him, or
you wouldn't have brought him.
- Yeah, but I believe
in actions, not words, so...
time will tell.
- Now, time is not
gonna tell you anything
you didn't learn about the man
in the first five minutes
of meeting him.
Baby, either be in it,
or get away from it.
- That's right.
- Time don't give you
no time.
You're not gonna be young
and cute forever.
- You better teach.
[wine pours]
[water splashes]
- [gasps]
- Did your yoni egg
just fall out?
[laughter]
- ♪ Sweet Jones,
my bitch a choosy lover ♪
♪ Never [...]
without a rubber ♪
♪ Never in the sheets ♪
♪ Like it on top
of the cover ♪
♪ Money on the dresser ♪
♪ Drive a Kompressor ♪
♪ Top-notch [...] get
the most, not the lesser ♪
♪ Trash like to [...]
for $40 in the club ♪
♪ [...] up the game,
chick gets no love ♪
- There's our baby brother!
[both chuckling]
- Excuse me?
- We're Julius' twins.
I'm Ben.
- I'm Omari.
We're Ghetto twins:
different mothers,
four days apart.
Come in, brother!
[giggles]
There you go, boy,
you're looking good!
There you go!
Whoo, look at him!
Look at him.
Pops!
You were right.
We're all about the same age.
- We could be hood triplets.
- Yeah!
- That's not a thing.
- Right.
Come on.
Connie wants us
to put out more chairs.
♪ ♪
- You talkin'
that celibacy talk
lookin' all good like this?
- Yeah.
- Mm, you better stop.
- You better behave
in these people house.
- Oh, you'd better stop--
- Tracey?
You are so tiny standing
next to him in real life.
I almost didn't recognize you.
- Oh, we cannot have that.
[laughs]
- Come on, let's meet
the family.
- Okay.
Can I get catfish and mustard?
- I got you.
- Thank you.
Now, who was that lady
who killed the mosquito
with the fork?
- [laughs]
- Excuse me, Auntie Rita.
[laughter]
- You're not making
your man a plate?
- Yeah, V.
You're not gonna make
your man a plate?
- My man?
- I'm just--
- Listen, we don't have
any labels.
But he does have hands.
And why can't he
make me a plate and serve me?
- When you get tired
of her attitude...
- Mm-hmm.
- Holla at me.
I'm a cougar who makes plates.
- [laughs]
- And my man ain't getting out
for another two to four.
- Right.
- What?
- she said, "Move along."
- What'd she say?
- she said, "Move along."
- What did she say?
- Just, I don't need
no more salad.
That's what she said.
- Whoo!
We hate to see a fine woman
sitting all by her lonesome.
I'm Omari.
- And I'm Ben.
both: We're the twins.
[both chuckle]
- So we were figuring
we would come
keep you some company...
with your sexy self.
- Ooh.
- Ghetto twins:
different moms,
four days apart.
- Seems like you've
said this before.
- Not to you, boo.
[chuckles]
- Yo, what up, man?
- Yo, what's up?
- It's good to see you, man.
- Cheers.
- How are you?
- Great.
I'm great, man.
Calves. Crazy.
- So what do you think
of your ring?
- You mean this beautiful
thing right here?
[chuckles]
- There you go.
- Any minute--I just--
any moment, he'll come back.
- Babe, I'ma bounce it.
- Ah, hell no.
- Hey, you busy?
- Well, y--I'm--
I was--yeah, sort of.
- You ain't doing nothing.
So what's up
with your boy Ken?
- What you mean?
- I mean,
he's your frat brother.
Can I really trust him?
- I mean, from what I can tell,
he matured a lot.
[mosquito buzzing]
I didn't wanna say nothing.
I mean, he seems pretty serious
about locking you down,
let him tell it.
He say he on his
grown-man stuff now.
- It's about time.
Why does it take y'all so long
to get your life together?
- Damn, if I knew that, I'd...
tell my mom that her dude
need more time
to get his stuff together.
[mosquito buzzing]
- Ugh!
- Ugh.
- [whimpering]
- Hey, Ma.
- Hey, baby.
- You having fun?
- Well, you know I am.
Are you?
'Cause you're just
standing around.
- Nah, I'm chillin'.
But do you need me?
Anything left to be set up?
Julius took care of it.
I don't need you for that.
- Course he did.
- Would you relax?
Come on, baby, have some fun.
Mingle, meet people.
This is gon' be...
your family,
our family.
Okay?
Okay?
- Okay.
- [chuckles]
[laughs]
All right, all right.
Let's go, it's game time!
You going down, baby.
Let's go, let's go!
- Oh, man.
I just hope I don't
get hurt, you know?
- Girl, play like
you making money.
- Whoo!
- One, two, three, ah!
- Ah, let's go.
- Thank you.
- Get it!
- Ow, whoo!
[people cheering]
- Let's go!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
- You should play center.
- Okay.
What does the center do?
- Well, the center gives
the ball to the quarterback
like this.
And then the quarterback
puts his hands
down here to take it.
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
You guys have fun playing
whatever that is.
- Ha, come on!
We need you.
- Be a team player!
- Yeah, let's go, team!
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- The only thing you catching
is these hands
if they throw
the ball this way.
- You wanna do this,
we can do this.
- We still talking football?
- You tell me.
- Ready, set, hut!
- ♪ Get out the way, bitch,
get out the way ♪
♪ Move ♪
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Welcome to my sex room ♪
- Vince.
Go find Shoshana.
[laughter]
[upbeat hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- I love you, hot daddy!
♪ ♪
You better run, boy!
♪ ♪
That's right!
Run, ha!
That's my boy.
Whoo!
- She's saying "boy"
like it's going out of style.
- I didn't know
that was ever in style.
- Wait, why are we
in a huddle?
We're not even
on the same team.
- Because she keeps yelling,
"You go, boy,"
like she Gina from "Martin."
- Oh.
- Pay attention, Layne.
- I got a lot going on today.
♪ ♪
- Did she just do the snake?
- No, she did not.
- No, don't look.
Maybe she'll stop
if we don't look at her.
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yo, man.
What's up with your girl Layne?
- She got issues, bro.
- I like a complicated woman.
- She kinda crazy.
- Crazy ones are better in bed.
[both chuckle]
- She's super high-maintenance.
- Well, you get
what you pay for.
[both chuckle]
- There you go,
that was a good one.
[laughs]
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
- Your face is about
to be beat to the gods.
- Ooh, I already feel famous.
[laughter]
- Tracey!
Remember that episode
when you and the girls
went to the Korean spa
for a vaginal steam?
- Of course, "Kim's Trim."
Continue.
- Ooh.
- You didn't have any problem
doing a vaginal steam
on camera?
- I didn't have any problems.
Stunt vagina.
[laughter]
This box particular.
[laughter]
both: Rock, paper, scissors.
- Come on.
- [chuckles]
My brothers.
Why don't we have
a word of prayer
before the nuptials begin?
- Sure.
- Amen?
- Amen.
- Amen.
[chuckles]
Bow your heads.
[soft organ music playing]
Lord God Jehovah,
please fill this ceremony
with your blessings
and righteousness
as brother Julius
blends his flame
with the beautiful, righteous,
and faithful Connie,
illuminating
in your perfect glory.
Amen.
all: Amen.
- Now, brother Julius,
you know you don't
have to do this, right?
- What?
Ain't you the preacher?
What's that supposed to mean?
- I'm just saying.
- Hey, Rev.
I don't have to marry Connie.
I want to.
I'm excited
just thinking about it.
I mean, I'm 57 years old
and I've never felt
this way before.
Look at it, my palms
are sweating and shit!
Oh, sorry, Reverend.
But this is a good nervous.
[sighs]
I'm just nervous
about the thought
of ever losing
such an amazing woman.
I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.
Let's do this.
- Mm-hmm.
[soft music]
- Well, all right.
- All right, Pops.
- Rita, would you come help me
zip this dress up, please?
- Oh, you look--
oh, my goodness,
you look so beautiful.
- Yeah, you think so?
- Yes.
- Thank you!
I'm so excited.
But where my drink?
- Oh, there you go.
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
[laughter]
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.
- Uh-oh.
It's stuck.
[tense music]
- What do you mean--
okay, okay, wait!
- Rita!
- Don't pull!
- Oh, my God, it ripped.
[all gasp]
- Oh, Rita!
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God.
- I have a dress!
It's tight, and it's red--
- Red?
I can't do a red dress!
- Nontraditional is traditional
right now.
- I'm not a red girl, Veronica.
- Connie.
- Okay, everybody shut up!
- There you guys are!
Finally.
[giggles]
- Oof.
- [sighs]
- What's--wha--
- I got you, Miss Connie.
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.
[soft music]
- Okay.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A pathos or two ♪
♪ Will erase your blues ♪
♪ Wake up and see ♪
♪ Majesty, palm trees ♪
♪ Grow ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
- Wow.
You really did that,
Layne Roberts.
[both chuckle]
You might not be
so bad after all.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
♪ ♪
I did that.
[laughs]
And I'm flattered
by the compliment,
but I am more surprised
that she knows my full name.
- Mama, you look--
you're beautiful.
- Thank you, babe.
- Uh, I'm gonna
see you guys out there.
She really is beautiful.
- Yeah, she is.
- Hi, baby.
- You know, I'm...
really happy for you.
- Yeah?
- And him.
- Julius.
"Him" name is Julius.
- All right, all right,
look,
I'm not trying
to diss your man.
- Mm.
- I was just...
worried that he wasn't
who you thought he was.
- But he is.
Ooh.
- You're really
getting married.
- I'm really getting married.
[laughs]
Mm.
- For a long time,
it's just been me and you.
We did everything together.
- Everything.
- Parks, hot-ass fairs
every year.
- [laughs] Well, you know
I love my funnel cake.
- Yeah, and you know how I feel
about the sun.
I'd leave looking like Drake,
come back looking
like Meek Mill.
- You are so dramatic.
[laughing] Boy, please.
Bring me my shoes, baby.
Thank you.
- You were there for it all,
all the football games.
- Oh, Lord.
All those Saturdays.
- But you loved it.
- Every minute of it.
And then you grew up
and became a man
who can take care of himself.
♪ ♪
- I just...
wanna make sure
that he got you.
I left some pretty big
shoes to fill.
- Relax, baby.
'Cause you and me gon' take
care of each other forever.
Okay?
Truth is, when your father
left, I probably...
leaned on you
a little too much.
But that ends now, my darling.
You really are a good son.
No, I mean you really are.
But...
you don't worry about me.
Okay?
Go live your life
and find your love.
'Cause I'm going to meet mine
at the altar right now.
Okay?
♪ ♪
Hmm.
- Well, let's go get
you married, then.
- Yes, let's.
Before you mess up my makeup.
[laughs]
- None of those weddings
are for real.
I saw the pastor
for Bebe's wedding
working the door at Magic City,
like, three weeks later.
[laughs]
Actors, boo, they need money.
They're gigging.
They gigging, gigging.
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
[cell phone buzzing]
♪ ♪
- When you said we matched,
I thought you meant that--
your dress with my socks
or something.
We look like Black Sonny
and regular Cher.
- I know.
Isn't it great?
[soft indistinct chatter]
- Ah.
My friends saved me a seat.
One single-ass,
lonely-ass seat.
[tender music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Guess what I did today ♪
♪ Those were the words
I said to you ♪
♪ It was last May,
don't know the exact day ♪
♪ In my hand,
there was a ring ♪
♪ Then you told me ♪
- Ready to give me away?
- ♪ That you loved me ♪
♪ More than anything
in your life ♪
♪ So I asked you,
"Would you do me the honor" ♪
- The couple has written
their own vows.
- ♪ "Of being my wife" ♪
- Julius,
I never thought
I'd find a man like you.
And then here you come,
filling every gap
and void in my life.
Thank you for allowing me
to do the same for you.
I love you.
And I promise
to love you forever.
- Oh, Lord,
that was beautiful!
- Connie,
there's a lot of men
out here saying
they're the luckiest man
in the world,
but they're lying,
because I am.
The day I met you,
it didn't change my life.
It just made me realize
that all the changes
I made in my life
were so I'd be ready
to meet you.
I'm just sad
that I knew you for years
and it took all this time
to get here.
But here I am, babe.
- [chuckles]
- Here I am.
And I'm gonna love you forever.
[crowd murmuring]
Oh, that's it.
That's all I got.
[laughter]
- Please exchange rings.
And then repeat after me.
With this ring, I thee wed.
- With this ring...
- With this ring...
both: I thee wed.
[both chuckle]
- I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
[upbeat music]
All right.
[applause]
- I love that.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I wanna thank you ♪
[phone camera clicks]
♪ Heavenly Father ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ For shining your light
on me ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
Mr. and Mrs. Julius King!
[chuckles]
[cheers and applause]
[funky music]
♪ ♪
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
[glass clanking]
♪ ♪
- Ah, I'm realizing
I should've...
written something,
but I didn't.
- Mm.
- So me and this champagne
gon' wing it.
- Let the Lord use you, boy.
[laughter]
- Right.
[exhales sharply]
Congratulations
on finding each other,
finding love
and a way to make it work.
We all try.
But somehow, you two did it.
Here's to recognizing it,
taking a leap of faith,
and humbling yourself
enough to let the right one in
and hold on to 'em.
So, Julius,
I gotta say...
you're a good dude.
And I'm happy
to give you my blessing.
So take care of my mother.
And, Mama, let me know
if he don't.
He may be bigger than me,
but I got brothers now,
so we can handle him.
[laughter]
Cheers.
- Cheers!
all: Cheers.
- Cheers.
- You kids enjoy!
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- How you doing?
- Hi, how are you?
- ♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ ♪
- This dancing ain't
for your brand, is it?
- This dance
is just for you, baby.
- ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
♪ Baby, baby ♪
- Thank you.
- You know it.
- Have a good night.
All right.
- ♪ Get up on this ♪
- Tracey.
Tracey!
♪ ♪
Are you gonna do it
to him or no?
- Girl, no, we're just dancing.
- Mm-hmm, you wearing
panties or no?
- No panties.
- Mm-hmm.
That's what I thought.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Ow ♪
- Oh, yeah!
♪ Tag Team back again ♪
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, no, no.
It's not what--
- Get it, girl!
- Don't get too excited, Wanda.
Your egg's gonna fall out.
- Why is this happening?
- ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
- Yeah.
I like this, girl.
- ♪ Now, wait a minute,
y'all ♪
- Ooh, y'all are
a good-looking couple.
- Oh, thank you.
- How long y'all
been together?
- She was my girlfriend
in college.
- Aww.
Love it.
- [chuckles]
- ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
- You cold?
- No, I'm good, I'm fine.
- Yeah, you are.
Can't have my lady
out here shivering.
Come on.
- Thank you.
Aww.
♪ ♪
- Yeah, getting it baby.
You better get it.
You better get it in.
Bite that tail.
Bite that tail.
I'm a tiger. Roar, roar.
- Scotch and soda, please.
That was some toast.
- You liked that?
You liked that?
I mean, you know,
that's how I be doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just--it's nothing.
Came off the dome.
It was crazy.
- Interesting,
seemed like you was
talking to your mom,
to me,
yourself...
and someone else?
- What?
You must've been
talking to my mom.
It's not like that.
- Come on, man.
You're not fooling anybody.
Why don't you tell her
how you really feel?
I mean, yeah,
me and your mom spoke,
but I have eyes.
I can see.
- It's--
it's just not the right time.
- It's never the right time...
until it is.
I mean, if I was you,
I'd go get that woman I love.
Wait.
I just did.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- V, have you seen Layne?
- Uh, you know,
actually, I haven't.
Let me call her.
[cell phone chimes]
What?
- What's up?
- She's gone home.
Yeah, let me see.
[cell phone buzzes and chimes]
Something about work,
tired of getting grinded on.
Bus?
She went
to the bus station alone.
Why would she do that?
Oh, my God.
You know what?
- I got her, I got her,
I got her.
♪ ♪
[exhales heavily]
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Like a show on TV ♪
- Do you think I can post this?
- ♪ Time to pay it forward
like I owe ya ♪
- [scoffs]
No.
- ♪ Can you take it,
screaming bloody murder ♪
- Ooh.
Ooh, baby.
Oh!
- Shh!
Calm your ass down.
- Ooh.
- My friends are on this floor.
- Ooh.
♪ ♪
- Mm.
- ♪ No body doubles,
I'ma be the cameraman ♪
♪ Before-and-after pics ♪
both: Ooh!
- Man, Kyler Murray
doesn't get enough credit
for his accuracy!
I mean, he runs, but...
he's great in the pocket.
Ooh, and they put it
in slow-mo.
[inhales sharply]
- My friends are too clo--clo--
oh, close!
- Ooh!
- Aah!
- Did you hear that?
- Oh!
- Oh, is that--
[whimpers]
Nasty.
She's supposed to be celibate.
- Oh, she's selling it.
- Stop.
[both chuckle]
[bus beeping]
- Thank you, baby.
- Layne.
- No problem.
I got it.
- Hey.
I, um--
I knew I had to go back,
so I just thought I'd...
go tonight.
What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.
You left without saying
goodbye, and...
there was something
I wanted to say.
- Something to say
about us being together?
- Um, yeah.
- Yeah, um...
I saw your face a couple
of times during the wedding,
and I could see that you were
affected by all of this.
- I'm glad that you noticed,
'cause it did, a lot.
- Yeah, I can only imagine.
But honestly, Deon,
it--it won't work.
- Wait, what?
- Me and you.
If it was gonna work,
it would have the first
or the second
or any of the times we tried
in all the years
that we've known each other.
Why try so hard
when everything
is telling us not to?
- Everything?
Look, I never really tried.
I never made a decision
and went after you,
but I'm doing that now, Layne.
- Now?
At a wedding?
I get it.
You're feeling
all warm and fuzzy.
But if what we had was real,
it would be able to work
in the real world.
And I-I'm really happy
for your mother and Julius,
that they could
find each other,
but we are getting older,
and I gotta be honest
with myself.
I don't think we have that.
[soft music]
- [sighs]
Wow.
♪ ♪
I guess you should
get going, then.
♪ ♪
- I just want to be friends,
for real this time,
like we used to be.
♪ ♪
[sighs]
Finally,
closure.
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
Shit!
[soft music]
- ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A pathos or two ♪
♪ Will erase your ♪
- So what do you want, Ken?
- I want the one
that got away.
- Do you really think that men
can change like that?
I can't tell with Aaron.
[doorbell rings]
We gon' do this,
we doin' it by my rules.
I've been celibate.
There ain't gonna be no sex.
- Whatever you like.
- I have a fiancé.
- I don't know you.
And in the one day
that I've gotten to know you,
all that I've learned is that
you're a twice-divorced
ex-con drug dealer.
- I love her
more than anything,
and I just wish
you could see that.
- Deon had sex
with someone else
right after the jail thing,
okay?
Deon is not the one.
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
- What in the hell?
I don't know what world I'm in.
Mm.
- It's not that bad, chill out.
- Psh! Kidding me?
- Babe, we should do this!
- Trace, you gotta have
some weapons or something
in this luggage, damn.
- Women.
- "Women"?
I have one bag.
- Six bags, Tracey,
for 2 1/2 days?
- You gotta stay on brand
at all times.
- Do you?
Ain't no cameras here.
- Boy, I didn't wear makeup
to go to the gym
one day last week,
and I lost 422 followers.
Coincidence?
I think not.
both: I'll check us in.
- I got it.
- You do?
- Yeah, I got it.
- Okay.
- I appreciate you.
- Mm.
- Layne!
Hurry up, girl.
We gotta stick together
in this haunted-ass hotel.
- Okay, I almost left
my new phone in the car,
and God knows I don't have
another free upgrade
anytime soon.
- This time, turn on
Find My Phone
like a normal person.
- Okay, give me a break.
You both know
I've been stressed
about, like, everything.
♪ ♪
Um, you and I are supposed
to be celibate,
and yet you brought
a very familiar
pro-ball-playing penis.
- There will be no sex.
This--I got you.
- And you got him...
in your room.
- [chuckles]
- Okay, I'm probably
just hatin'
because I don't have anyone
to split the cost
of this room with.
- What up?
Welcome to High Point,
AKA, the devil's Palm Springs.
- Oh, well, aren't you chipper?
[chuckles]
- Hey, Deon.
- Hey.
- You look good.
- Oh, thank you, though.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Tomorrow's your mom's
big day!
- Hey.
[cell phone chimes]
- Oh, man, I really need
to update my contacts.
I don't even know who this is.
- You got a new phone?
- Yeah, I lost the other one
somewhere.
- Hey, you all made it!
- Mr. King!
- Hey, Mr. Connie-to-be.
- What are you doing here?
- These lovely ladies
was nice enough to come,
so I thought I'd come down
and greet them
like a real gentleman.
- Aww.
- [chuckles]
These are my friends.
- Speaking of,
Connie would like y'all
to meet her and the girls
at the spa.
- Yo, I got this.
My mama says she wants you
to meet her
and her friends at the spa.
- [sighs]
- Should y'all arm wrestle
to figure out who's gonna
give us the address?
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
[cork pops]
- You know you don't need
no more, right?
- Yes, I do.
Da-da-da-da!
- Rita, how you doing
over there?
You good?
- I'm good.
- She good.
Go on, give me some more.
- Rita.
- Y'all finally made it, I see.
Okay, so that is Rita.
This is Wanda.
And, Tracey, you came!
- How about that?
We haven't had a celebrity
in High Point
since Petey Pablo performed
at the hair show...
- Uh-huh.
- Three years ago!
- Tracey,
you sit right there, girl.
- Mm-hmm.
- The brand is strong.
- Okay, uh-huh, yeah.
But I'm stuck on the
Petey Pablo and the hair show.
- Okay.
- Wow.
- Mm.
- Mm.
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
- Yo, about time
y'all showed up.
- [sighs]
- Shit, what happened?
- I had to drive slowly.
Shoshana was getting carsick.
- Turns out, all I had to do
was sit in the back seat.
[giggles]
Oh!
Congratulations, Deon.
I can't wait to dive
into all the festivities
with all the girls.
I'm gonna go check us in,
okay?
- Okay.
- Ooh.
Is that for me?
Thanks.
- Ooh, so nice.
- You drove Miss Daisy
the whole way?
- Don't start.
Yo, off topic,
did Tracey bring Aaron?
Are his calves still on swole?
- Don't ever talk to me
about another nigga's calves!
- What?
Is that a no?
Is it a yes?
Roll your eyes if it's a yes.
- They need some drinks.
They need some cocktails!
[laughter]
- Feel good.
- There we go.
- That's nice. Boop.
- Cheers.
- This is great,
because I really needed
to de-stress.
Everybody's just laying back
and enjoying a mature day
of relaxation.
- Y'all fucking?
Not with each other
but in general.
- Wow.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[laughter]
- If I was their age,
I'd be running wild.
Shit, I got my yoni egg
in right now.
- Oh, Lord.
- Ew.
- [gasps]
- What?
It helps me tighten my grip.
- [laughs]
- You know, I can open a jar,
any size.
- God dang.
- Okay, that's--
- I got a visual.
- Mm-hmm.
Mm, mm-hmm.
- Mm.
- She done redefined
the headlock.
- Right? I mean--
[laughter]
- Well, um,
actually, I'm celibate.
- Hmm?
- Oof.
- I'm just...
taking some time for a reset
to find the kind of love
that I need.
- And what kind of love
is that?
- Well, one that isn't
an uphill battle
would be nice.
And if it's meant to be,
I think it should just flow.
- [laughs]
Sweetheart,
you talk about love
like it's menstruation.
[laughter]
- Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
but the last time I saw you,
you were wearing a ring.
Uh, princess cut, two carats?
- Okay.
I see you, Miss Connie.
- Mm-hmm,
I know my stones, baby.
- Right?
[laughter]
- Yeah, he wasn't
the right one.
- Yeah, they never are
the right one...
until they are.
- So, Tracey, so what's going
on with you and Aaron?
- If Aaron want another
chance with me,
he just gonna have to do it
on my terms.
What I got going on
comes first.
- So are you looking
for a man or an employee?
[laughter]
- Girl, you can't
control a man.
- I got control of my man.
I mean, technically,
he's locked up.
But that just means
I know where he is.
[laughter]
- That's real love,
Auntie Rita.
- So what about you
and your man?
- The man that I brought
is not my man.
- Oh.
- I mean, he says
all the right things, but...
I don't know.
- Well, you must like him, or
you wouldn't have brought him.
- Yeah, but I believe
in actions, not words, so...
time will tell.
- Now, time is not
gonna tell you anything
you didn't learn about the man
in the first five minutes
of meeting him.
Baby, either be in it,
or get away from it.
- That's right.
- Time don't give you
no time.
You're not gonna be young
and cute forever.
- You better teach.
[wine pours]
[water splashes]
- [gasps]
- Did your yoni egg
just fall out?
[laughter]
- ♪ Sweet Jones,
my bitch a choosy lover ♪
♪ Never [...]
without a rubber ♪
♪ Never in the sheets ♪
♪ Like it on top
of the cover ♪
♪ Money on the dresser ♪
♪ Drive a Kompressor ♪
♪ Top-notch [...] get
the most, not the lesser ♪
♪ Trash like to [...]
for $40 in the club ♪
♪ [...] up the game,
chick gets no love ♪
- There's our baby brother!
[both chuckling]
- Excuse me?
- We're Julius' twins.
I'm Ben.
- I'm Omari.
We're Ghetto twins:
different mothers,
four days apart.
Come in, brother!
[giggles]
There you go, boy,
you're looking good!
There you go!
Whoo, look at him!
Look at him.
Pops!
You were right.
We're all about the same age.
- We could be hood triplets.
- Yeah!
- That's not a thing.
- Right.
Come on.
Connie wants us
to put out more chairs.
♪ ♪
- You talkin'
that celibacy talk
lookin' all good like this?
- Yeah.
- Mm, you better stop.
- You better behave
in these people house.
- Oh, you'd better stop--
- Tracey?
You are so tiny standing
next to him in real life.
I almost didn't recognize you.
- Oh, we cannot have that.
[laughs]
- Come on, let's meet
the family.
- Okay.
Can I get catfish and mustard?
- I got you.
- Thank you.
Now, who was that lady
who killed the mosquito
with the fork?
- [laughs]
- Excuse me, Auntie Rita.
[laughter]
- You're not making
your man a plate?
- Yeah, V.
You're not gonna make
your man a plate?
- My man?
- I'm just--
- Listen, we don't have
any labels.
But he does have hands.
And why can't he
make me a plate and serve me?
- When you get tired
of her attitude...
- Mm-hmm.
- Holla at me.
I'm a cougar who makes plates.
- [laughs]
- And my man ain't getting out
for another two to four.
- Right.
- What?
- she said, "Move along."
- What'd she say?
- she said, "Move along."
- What did she say?
- Just, I don't need
no more salad.
That's what she said.
- Whoo!
We hate to see a fine woman
sitting all by her lonesome.
I'm Omari.
- And I'm Ben.
both: We're the twins.
[both chuckle]
- So we were figuring
we would come
keep you some company...
with your sexy self.
- Ooh.
- Ghetto twins:
different moms,
four days apart.
- Seems like you've
said this before.
- Not to you, boo.
[chuckles]
- Yo, what up, man?
- Yo, what's up?
- It's good to see you, man.
- Cheers.
- How are you?
- Great.
I'm great, man.
Calves. Crazy.
- So what do you think
of your ring?
- You mean this beautiful
thing right here?
[chuckles]
- There you go.
- Any minute--I just--
any moment, he'll come back.
- Babe, I'ma bounce it.
- Ah, hell no.
- Hey, you busy?
- Well, y--I'm--
I was--yeah, sort of.
- You ain't doing nothing.
So what's up
with your boy Ken?
- What you mean?
- I mean,
he's your frat brother.
Can I really trust him?
- I mean, from what I can tell,
he matured a lot.
[mosquito buzzing]
I didn't wanna say nothing.
I mean, he seems pretty serious
about locking you down,
let him tell it.
He say he on his
grown-man stuff now.
- It's about time.
Why does it take y'all so long
to get your life together?
- Damn, if I knew that, I'd...
tell my mom that her dude
need more time
to get his stuff together.
[mosquito buzzing]
- Ugh!
- Ugh.
- [whimpering]
- Hey, Ma.
- Hey, baby.
- You having fun?
- Well, you know I am.
Are you?
'Cause you're just
standing around.
- Nah, I'm chillin'.
But do you need me?
Anything left to be set up?
Julius took care of it.
I don't need you for that.
- Course he did.
- Would you relax?
Come on, baby, have some fun.
Mingle, meet people.
This is gon' be...
your family,
our family.
Okay?
Okay?
- Okay.
- [chuckles]
[laughs]
All right, all right.
Let's go, it's game time!
You going down, baby.
Let's go, let's go!
- Oh, man.
I just hope I don't
get hurt, you know?
- Girl, play like
you making money.
- Whoo!
- One, two, three, ah!
- Ah, let's go.
- Thank you.
- Get it!
- Ow, whoo!
[people cheering]
- Let's go!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
- You should play center.
- Okay.
What does the center do?
- Well, the center gives
the ball to the quarterback
like this.
And then the quarterback
puts his hands
down here to take it.
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
You guys have fun playing
whatever that is.
- Ha, come on!
We need you.
- Be a team player!
- Yeah, let's go, team!
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- The only thing you catching
is these hands
if they throw
the ball this way.
- You wanna do this,
we can do this.
- We still talking football?
- You tell me.
- Ready, set, hut!
- ♪ Get out the way, bitch,
get out the way ♪
♪ Move ♪
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Welcome to my sex room ♪
- Vince.
Go find Shoshana.
[laughter]
[upbeat hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- I love you, hot daddy!
♪ ♪
You better run, boy!
♪ ♪
That's right!
Run, ha!
That's my boy.
Whoo!
- She's saying "boy"
like it's going out of style.
- I didn't know
that was ever in style.
- Wait, why are we
in a huddle?
We're not even
on the same team.
- Because she keeps yelling,
"You go, boy,"
like she Gina from "Martin."
- Oh.
- Pay attention, Layne.
- I got a lot going on today.
♪ ♪
- Did she just do the snake?
- No, she did not.
- No, don't look.
Maybe she'll stop
if we don't look at her.
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yo, man.
What's up with your girl Layne?
- She got issues, bro.
- I like a complicated woman.
- She kinda crazy.
- Crazy ones are better in bed.
[both chuckle]
- She's super high-maintenance.
- Well, you get
what you pay for.
[both chuckle]
- There you go,
that was a good one.
[laughs]
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
- Your face is about
to be beat to the gods.
- Ooh, I already feel famous.
[laughter]
- Tracey!
Remember that episode
when you and the girls
went to the Korean spa
for a vaginal steam?
- Of course, "Kim's Trim."
Continue.
- Ooh.
- You didn't have any problem
doing a vaginal steam
on camera?
- I didn't have any problems.
Stunt vagina.
[laughter]
This box particular.
[laughter]
both: Rock, paper, scissors.
- Come on.
- [chuckles]
My brothers.
Why don't we have
a word of prayer
before the nuptials begin?
- Sure.
- Amen?
- Amen.
- Amen.
[chuckles]
Bow your heads.
[soft organ music playing]
Lord God Jehovah,
please fill this ceremony
with your blessings
and righteousness
as brother Julius
blends his flame
with the beautiful, righteous,
and faithful Connie,
illuminating
in your perfect glory.
Amen.
all: Amen.
- Now, brother Julius,
you know you don't
have to do this, right?
- What?
Ain't you the preacher?
What's that supposed to mean?
- I'm just saying.
- Hey, Rev.
I don't have to marry Connie.
I want to.
I'm excited
just thinking about it.
I mean, I'm 57 years old
and I've never felt
this way before.
Look at it, my palms
are sweating and shit!
Oh, sorry, Reverend.
But this is a good nervous.
[sighs]
I'm just nervous
about the thought
of ever losing
such an amazing woman.
I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.
Let's do this.
- Mm-hmm.
[soft music]
- Well, all right.
- All right, Pops.
- Rita, would you come help me
zip this dress up, please?
- Oh, you look--
oh, my goodness,
you look so beautiful.
- Yeah, you think so?
- Yes.
- Thank you!
I'm so excited.
But where my drink?
- Oh, there you go.
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
[laughter]
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.
- Uh-oh.
It's stuck.
[tense music]
- What do you mean--
okay, okay, wait!
- Rita!
- Don't pull!
- Oh, my God, it ripped.
[all gasp]
- Oh, Rita!
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God.
- I have a dress!
It's tight, and it's red--
- Red?
I can't do a red dress!
- Nontraditional is traditional
right now.
- I'm not a red girl, Veronica.
- Connie.
- Okay, everybody shut up!
- There you guys are!
Finally.
[giggles]
- Oof.
- [sighs]
- What's--wha--
- I got you, Miss Connie.
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.
[soft music]
- Okay.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A pathos or two ♪
♪ Will erase your blues ♪
♪ Wake up and see ♪
♪ Majesty, palm trees ♪
♪ Grow ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
- Wow.
You really did that,
Layne Roberts.
[both chuckle]
You might not be
so bad after all.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
♪ ♪
I did that.
[laughs]
And I'm flattered
by the compliment,
but I am more surprised
that she knows my full name.
- Mama, you look--
you're beautiful.
- Thank you, babe.
- Uh, I'm gonna
see you guys out there.
She really is beautiful.
- Yeah, she is.
- Hi, baby.
- You know, I'm...
really happy for you.
- Yeah?
- And him.
- Julius.
"Him" name is Julius.
- All right, all right,
look,
I'm not trying
to diss your man.
- Mm.
- I was just...
worried that he wasn't
who you thought he was.
- But he is.
Ooh.
- You're really
getting married.
- I'm really getting married.
[laughs]
Mm.
- For a long time,
it's just been me and you.
We did everything together.
- Everything.
- Parks, hot-ass fairs
every year.
- [laughs] Well, you know
I love my funnel cake.
- Yeah, and you know how I feel
about the sun.
I'd leave looking like Drake,
come back looking
like Meek Mill.
- You are so dramatic.
[laughing] Boy, please.
Bring me my shoes, baby.
Thank you.
- You were there for it all,
all the football games.
- Oh, Lord.
All those Saturdays.
- But you loved it.
- Every minute of it.
And then you grew up
and became a man
who can take care of himself.
♪ ♪
- I just...
wanna make sure
that he got you.
I left some pretty big
shoes to fill.
- Relax, baby.
'Cause you and me gon' take
care of each other forever.
Okay?
Truth is, when your father
left, I probably...
leaned on you
a little too much.
But that ends now, my darling.
You really are a good son.
No, I mean you really are.
But...
you don't worry about me.
Okay?
Go live your life
and find your love.
'Cause I'm going to meet mine
at the altar right now.
Okay?
♪ ♪
Hmm.
- Well, let's go get
you married, then.
- Yes, let's.
Before you mess up my makeup.
[laughs]
- None of those weddings
are for real.
I saw the pastor
for Bebe's wedding
working the door at Magic City,
like, three weeks later.
[laughs]
Actors, boo, they need money.
They're gigging.
They gigging, gigging.
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
[cell phone buzzing]
♪ ♪
- When you said we matched,
I thought you meant that--
your dress with my socks
or something.
We look like Black Sonny
and regular Cher.
- I know.
Isn't it great?
[soft indistinct chatter]
- Ah.
My friends saved me a seat.
One single-ass,
lonely-ass seat.
[tender music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Guess what I did today ♪
♪ Those were the words
I said to you ♪
♪ It was last May,
don't know the exact day ♪
♪ In my hand,
there was a ring ♪
♪ Then you told me ♪
- Ready to give me away?
- ♪ That you loved me ♪
♪ More than anything
in your life ♪
♪ So I asked you,
"Would you do me the honor" ♪
- The couple has written
their own vows.
- ♪ "Of being my wife" ♪
- Julius,
I never thought
I'd find a man like you.
And then here you come,
filling every gap
and void in my life.
Thank you for allowing me
to do the same for you.
I love you.
And I promise
to love you forever.
- Oh, Lord,
that was beautiful!
- Connie,
there's a lot of men
out here saying
they're the luckiest man
in the world,
but they're lying,
because I am.
The day I met you,
it didn't change my life.
It just made me realize
that all the changes
I made in my life
were so I'd be ready
to meet you.
I'm just sad
that I knew you for years
and it took all this time
to get here.
But here I am, babe.
- [chuckles]
- Here I am.
And I'm gonna love you forever.
[crowd murmuring]
Oh, that's it.
That's all I got.
[laughter]
- Please exchange rings.
And then repeat after me.
With this ring, I thee wed.
- With this ring...
- With this ring...
both: I thee wed.
[both chuckle]
- I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
[upbeat music]
All right.
[applause]
- I love that.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I wanna thank you ♪
[phone camera clicks]
♪ Heavenly Father ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ For shining your light
on me ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
Mr. and Mrs. Julius King!
[chuckles]
[cheers and applause]
[funky music]
♪ ♪
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
[glass clanking]
♪ ♪
- Ah, I'm realizing
I should've...
written something,
but I didn't.
- Mm.
- So me and this champagne
gon' wing it.
- Let the Lord use you, boy.
[laughter]
- Right.
[exhales sharply]
Congratulations
on finding each other,
finding love
and a way to make it work.
We all try.
But somehow, you two did it.
Here's to recognizing it,
taking a leap of faith,
and humbling yourself
enough to let the right one in
and hold on to 'em.
So, Julius,
I gotta say...
you're a good dude.
And I'm happy
to give you my blessing.
So take care of my mother.
And, Mama, let me know
if he don't.
He may be bigger than me,
but I got brothers now,
so we can handle him.
[laughter]
Cheers.
- Cheers!
all: Cheers.
- Cheers.
- You kids enjoy!
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Hi!
- How you doing?
- Hi, how are you?
- ♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ ♪
- This dancing ain't
for your brand, is it?
- This dance
is just for you, baby.
- ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
♪ Baby, baby ♪
- Thank you.
- You know it.
- Have a good night.
All right.
- ♪ Get up on this ♪
- Tracey.
Tracey!
♪ ♪
Are you gonna do it
to him or no?
- Girl, no, we're just dancing.
- Mm-hmm, you wearing
panties or no?
- No panties.
- Mm-hmm.
That's what I thought.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Ow ♪
- Oh, yeah!
♪ Tag Team back again ♪
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, no, no.
It's not what--
- Get it, girl!
- Don't get too excited, Wanda.
Your egg's gonna fall out.
- Why is this happening?
- ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
- Yeah.
I like this, girl.
- ♪ Now, wait a minute,
y'all ♪
- Ooh, y'all are
a good-looking couple.
- Oh, thank you.
- How long y'all
been together?
- She was my girlfriend
in college.
- Aww.
Love it.
- [chuckles]
- ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
- You cold?
- No, I'm good, I'm fine.
- Yeah, you are.
Can't have my lady
out here shivering.
Come on.
- Thank you.
Aww.
♪ ♪
- Yeah, getting it baby.
You better get it.
You better get it in.
Bite that tail.
Bite that tail.
I'm a tiger. Roar, roar.
- Scotch and soda, please.
That was some toast.
- You liked that?
You liked that?
I mean, you know,
that's how I be doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just--it's nothing.
Came off the dome.
It was crazy.
- Interesting,
seemed like you was
talking to your mom,
to me,
yourself...
and someone else?
- What?
You must've been
talking to my mom.
It's not like that.
- Come on, man.
You're not fooling anybody.
Why don't you tell her
how you really feel?
I mean, yeah,
me and your mom spoke,
but I have eyes.
I can see.
- It's--
it's just not the right time.
- It's never the right time...
until it is.
I mean, if I was you,
I'd go get that woman I love.
Wait.
I just did.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- V, have you seen Layne?
- Uh, you know,
actually, I haven't.
Let me call her.
[cell phone chimes]
What?
- What's up?
- She's gone home.
Yeah, let me see.
[cell phone buzzes and chimes]
Something about work,
tired of getting grinded on.
Bus?
She went
to the bus station alone.
Why would she do that?
Oh, my God.
You know what?
- I got her, I got her,
I got her.
♪ ♪
[exhales heavily]
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Like a show on TV ♪
- Do you think I can post this?
- ♪ Time to pay it forward
like I owe ya ♪
- [scoffs]
No.
- ♪ Can you take it,
screaming bloody murder ♪
- Ooh.
Ooh, baby.
Oh!
- Shh!
Calm your ass down.
- Ooh.
- My friends are on this floor.
- Ooh.
♪ ♪
- Mm.
- ♪ No body doubles,
I'ma be the cameraman ♪
♪ Before-and-after pics ♪
both: Ooh!
- Man, Kyler Murray
doesn't get enough credit
for his accuracy!
I mean, he runs, but...
he's great in the pocket.
Ooh, and they put it
in slow-mo.
[inhales sharply]
- My friends are too clo--clo--
oh, close!
- Ooh!
- Aah!
- Did you hear that?
- Oh!
- Oh, is that--
[whimpers]
Nasty.
She's supposed to be celibate.
- Oh, she's selling it.
- Stop.
[both chuckle]
[bus beeping]
- Thank you, baby.
- Layne.
- No problem.
I got it.
- Hey.
I, um--
I knew I had to go back,
so I just thought I'd...
go tonight.
What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.
You left without saying
goodbye, and...
there was something
I wanted to say.
- Something to say
about us being together?
- Um, yeah.
- Yeah, um...
I saw your face a couple
of times during the wedding,
and I could see that you were
affected by all of this.
- I'm glad that you noticed,
'cause it did, a lot.
- Yeah, I can only imagine.
But honestly, Deon,
it--it won't work.
- Wait, what?
- Me and you.
If it was gonna work,
it would have the first
or the second
or any of the times we tried
in all the years
that we've known each other.
Why try so hard
when everything
is telling us not to?
- Everything?
Look, I never really tried.
I never made a decision
and went after you,
but I'm doing that now, Layne.
- Now?
At a wedding?
I get it.
You're feeling
all warm and fuzzy.
But if what we had was real,
it would be able to work
in the real world.
And I-I'm really happy
for your mother and Julius,
that they could
find each other,
but we are getting older,
and I gotta be honest
with myself.
I don't think we have that.
[soft music]
- [sighs]
Wow.
♪ ♪
I guess you should
get going, then.
♪ ♪
- I just want to be friends,
for real this time,
like we used to be.
♪ ♪
[sighs]
Finally,
closure.
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
Shit!
[soft music]
- ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You'll grow ♪
♪ Once you are grounded ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A pathos or two ♪
♪ Will erase your ♪