Big Sky (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 24 - Fly Me to the Moon - full transcript
- It's always been okay up til now,
I mean, why change the rules?
It's $3,000.
Yeah, okay.
I said okay, yeah.
See you later.
Bloody bank managers.
- Everything all right?
- I don't suppose you
could see your way clear
to giving me an advance on my pay.
- That's a jimbo line.
- Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- What's happened?
- On top of everything else?
Jack's been diagnosed with ADHD.
- Attention deficit something?
- Disorder, I thought he was
just a normal energetic kid.
Robbie heard about this
school where the classes
are smaller and the kids
get more attention.
- Good idea.
- Yeah.
Except it costs 10 grand a year.
- Let me have a look at the books.
Maybe I can work something out.
- No, Lauren, don't worry about it.
I'll figure it out.
- Forget the job, I can get
Scotty or Lexie to do it.
- No, I said I'll do it.
- [Jimbo] Charlie tango delta, big sky.
- Charlie tango delta.
- [Control] Chris, your
bank manager called.
He really wants to talk to you.
- Oh, great, it bounced.
Put him off, will you?
- That's what I'm best at, big sky.
- Charlie tango delta.
(Chattering)
- Big day?
- Just for the bookies, mate.
- Hey, Chris, how's it going?
- Not bad, ride any winners?
- No, I been stuck on
losers all weekend, mate.
- Yeah, I know the feeling.
- I'll catch you later.
- All yours.
- I wish.
- [Pilot] Mayday, mayday, mayday.
This is Romeo hotel Sierra,
in circuit at laidlow airfield.
- Romeo hotel Sierra, this
is Charlie tango delta.
Mayday received, I'm two
miles south of laidlows.
Romeo hotel Sierra, this
is Charlie tango delta,
please respond.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
(Bird calling)
(Bird calling)
Hello, anyone here?
(Soft dramatic music)
Hey!
(Soft dramatic music)
(Soft theme music)
(Engine revving)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Bird calling)
- I'm sorry about this.
He has to respond to the mayday,
it's against the law not to.
Charlie tango delta,
this is big sky base.
We've got an ambulance
on standby, Chris.
Charlie tango delta, this is big sky.
Chris, can you tell me what's going on?
Security people are here,
they want to know what's happening.
Chris?
Chris, if you can hear
me, please answer.
(Soft dramatic music)
Charlie tango delta, this
is big sky, Chris, come in.
- Big sky, this is Charlie tango delta.
- Where have you been?
Is the accident a bad one?
Sure is, the money's gone.
- What?
Call the police.
What happened?
- I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?
- I got no idea.
I went looking for the plane,
and the next minute I
woke up on the ground.
I feel bloody awful.
- Well, you better not fly back.
I'll get jimbo to come
out there and get you.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Don't touch anything til
the police get there.
Big sky.
Shay, can you call jimbo?
(Engine revving)
- So, uh, who do you
reckon took the money?
- We haven't even got there yet.
- Yeah, but cops have got
gut feelings, right?
You go on hunches.
Have you got a hunch on this one?
- Not yet.
- I nearly became a policeman.
I'm serious.
I thought it might be exciting.
But I, uh,
I got ruled out as unsuitable.
Apparently, I jump to conclusions.
(Wheels striking)
- What happened to you?
You look shocking.
- I'm still crook.
I feel like I was drugged.
- Hi, senior detective bill McDonald.
This is detective hall.
You been drinking?
- No.
- Ate anything before you took off?
Anyone give you anything
to eat or drink?
- No, I had a coke from the machine.
- Oh, well, we'll need
you to take a blood test
as soon as we get back.
- Sure.
- Can you tell us where the
strongbox was in the plane?
(Crickets chirping)
- Just there, it's usually
bolted to that bracket.
- [Mcdonald] In you go.
What exactly happened after
you collected the money?
- Well I heard this distress call,
and I was the closest
aircraft, so I landed,
got out and I started
walking towards the bush.
There was smoke from a fire,
and while I was heading towards it,
the whole place just lit up.
There were these bright
lights in my eyes.
- Bright lights, what color?
- Do you mind?
- Sorry.
- What sort of light was
it, car, spotlight?
- I don't know, it could
have been a spotlight.
It was weird, it was really bright.
- [Hall] Did you see anyone?
- No, it was too bright.
- This is
spooky.
- Okay, it's too dark to
do anything here tonight.
We'll need you to come
back with us tomorrow
so we can walk through the whole thing.
- That won't do any good,
I've told you everything.
- Well, you never know.
- [Chris] No, the bank's a no-go
and my credit's not so sure.
- Chris.
- Well, it's the mortgage.
What about your parents,
why don't you ask them?
- I've already asked my parents.
Maybe you could talk to the robertsons.
- What? I'm not going to go
to friends and beg for money.
- Why not?
Don't be so proud.
- Ready to go, Mr. manning?
- Yep.
- So you guys are on
your honeymoon, huh?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I know a bit of
Japanese myself, actually.
Hi.
- Yes.
- Exactly.
- That's all you know?
- That's all I ever needed.
Whoa, whoops, sorry.
Careful.
(Engine revving)
- Laidlow's coming up.
- I'm glad you're feeling better.
Should make recalling what
happened a bit easier.
- This is echo whiskey
Victor on approach
to laidlow's airfield.
Hey, check the fire scar.
(Soft dramatic music)
- Okay, Mr. manning, how
about you talk us through
exactly what happened
again, right from the time
you received the distress call?
(Engine revving)
- Wow, what a beautiful beach.
- [Scotty] Yeah, it's
beautiful, isn't it?
- The Sydney harbor bridge
has a main span of 503 meters long.
With 10 steel approach
spans adding 646 meters
and a deck 49 meters wide.
- Kenzo.
- We just call it big.
(Engine revving)
That's where I live, just down there.
Maybe, if you want to go surfing
I'll show you how sometime.
- We'd love to, but are there sharks?
- Only sometimes.
You want to go and have a look.
Okay, bow down, kenzo,
we're going around.
You okay?
- Fine, thank you.
- I didn't realize you weren't
belted in, sorry, mate.
- Okay, mate.
(Soft dramatic music)
- You mind if have a look?
(Shutter clicking)
(Soft dramatic music)
- Scientific are going to
want longer with the plane.
Is it okay if you come
back to collect it later?
- I guess it will have to be.
- And there's nothing
more you want to tell us?
- I told you, I was out
cold the whole time.
- I just thought you'd remember more
once your head had cleared.
- You think there's something
I'm not telling you, don't you?
- I don't know, is there?
- Like I said,
I saw lights, moving figures
and I passed out.
- Moving figures now?
You haven't mentioned them before.
- Well it was just an impression.
- Oh.
Just an impression?
Why do you think these
moving figures drugged you?
Why not just hit you over the head?
Be simpler, more effective,
don't you think?
- I don't know, why don't you ask them?
Maybe they hate violence.
- [ Hall] We couldn't help noticing you
and your wife were discussing
money troubles this morning.
- [Chris] Yeah, so?
- It seems your financial
situation is a bit more
serious than you led us to believe.
- How is that relevant to this?
We argued about money,
everybody argues about money.
You don't believe a word
I'm saying, do you?
- We have to investigate
every possibility
before we can eliminate
anyone as a suspect.
- Hey, why would I do it?
It could have been
anyone from the track.
Hunters, jockeys.
Maybe the bookies took the money
so they could get the insurance off it.
Ever think of that?
- Mr. manning, bright lights,
little shadowy figures.
I'm sorry, is there anything
else you want to tell us?
Anything you want to add?
- I'm really sorry, kenzo.
I should have checked
you were belted in.
- No, my fault.
It was a very good flight, thank you.
Here's my card.
- You guys have a good honeymoon,
and if there's anything
I can do to help,
just give me a call, eh?
Or if you ever get down to
bondor, we'll do that surfing.
- Thank you, Scotty.
- All right.
- Yes, thank you very much.
(Engine revving)
- Blurry little creature people.
You must admit, it sounds a bit sus.
- Blurry, crea-
who said anything about
blurry creatures?
- You did.
You said you saw a brilliant light,
and then you thought
you saw little people.
- I didn't say anything
about little people,
blurry or otherwise, or creatures.
- Are you sure?
I thought I heard you
say you saw something.
- I did.
- What then?
- Well, that's it, I don't
know, I was too out of it.
- You realize there's an
explanation for all this?
- Jimbo, if you say the word ufo,
I am chucking you out of this aircraft.
- Did I say ufo, did I?
Anyway, it's not a
word, it's an acronym.
And, Chris, think about it.
A, an unexplained brilliance
with no apparent source.
B, a feeling of being overwhelmed
such that you pass out.
Three, a burnt circle in the ground.
- Jimbo.
- And d, all these
little, happy, furry,
little creature people.
How many of them were
there, do you think?
- Chris, face facts, there
are thousands of documented
cases of people having
encounters with bright lights
and strange beings, I mean, hey,
it's nothing to be ashamed of.
- Got a dollar?
- Yeah, thanks.
Look, I say we don't dismiss
these people out of hand.
I say we listen to them.
- I'm not listening.
- You see, exactly,
you've got a closed mind.
Where would be if Galileo
thought like you?
Freud, jung, where would we be?
- I got a headache.
- [Bill] Would you say Mrs.
manning was acting
at all strangely yesterday?
- He was a bit tired and stressed,
but nothing apart from that.
- Tired and stressed about what?
- He's having some money problem.
- Yes, we know.
Was his work suffering in any way?
- I offered to give him
last night off, but...
- But what?
- He was booked for a job,
and he wanted to do it.
- And what job was that?
- [Lauren] The bookie job.
- So he insisted on flying alone
out to where the robbery happened?
- What do you mean by alone?
It's a one-man job.
- But he insisted on it being him.
- Well, yes.
(Soft piano music)
- Scotty?
No, sorry, he's actually
left for the day.
- Did my wife come here?
- I haven't seen her.
But if you like, I can
actually go and ask.
- Thank you.
I don't know where she is.
I think she came here to see Scotty.
- Hey, Lexie, that Japanese
girl Scotty took up today,
her husband has lost her.
He thinks she may be with Scotty.
- Scotty can be such a sleaze.
- If you see her, let me know, okay?
- I'll kill him, they're
on their honeymoon.
- She's not here, but if you want,
I can call Scotty at home.
- Thank you very much.
(Phone ringing)
- Hello.
What?
Of course she's not.
Shay, I'm telling you,
she's not here, honestly.
(Soft dramatic music)
- Scotty?
He's just, um, she's not
there, he said that.
I'm just waiting, I'm on hold.
- What are you doing
here, how'd you get in?
- The back window.
- Your husband's looking for you.
Shay, she's here.
I'll do something.
- Oh, so she's not there?
Okay, good.
Yeah, I'm sure she'll be all right too.
Okay, sure, bye, Scotty.
I'm sorry, she's not there.
- I'm not stupid.
I know she's there.
- So, did you find her?
- [Shay] She's at his house.
- [Lexie] What?
- Her husband's on his way over.
I think we should warn him.
- He doesn't deserve it.
(Busy signal)
- It's engaged.
- I'll go.
I've got to see him get
himself out of this one.
(Door knocking)
- [Scotty] What are you doing here?
- I need somewhere to
stay for one night.
- Yeah, but he's looking for you.
- It's okay, he won't come.
- Maybe not, but look,
you can't stay here.
- You said any help.
You would give any help you could.
- I meant surfing.
(Door knocking)
This should be good.
(Door knocking)
- Hello, Scotty.
- Kenzo, how they hanging?
- Where is noriko?
- Hi, we haven't met.
I'm Lexie, Scott's wife.
- Wife?
- Hi, darling, sorry I'm late.
- Wife?
- Wife.
- I thought you are not married.
- Oh, I can hardly believe it myself.
- I'm sorry.
I'm looking for noriko.
She left the hotel.
- She's not here.
- Oh, Scotty, I forgot to tell you.
She actually is here.
She's, um,
she's.
- She's in the bathroom.
- Excuse me.
(Door knocking)
- Noriko.
(Speaking foreign language)
- Look, she was here when I
got in, I didn't invite her.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- It's true.
- Thank you.
I am very sorry for the disturbance.
- Look at the poor guy.
Get rid of her, Scotty.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Crying)
- I didn't mean it to come
out the way it sounded.
It's the way they ask
you the questions.
I had to tell them that you'd
asked me for an advance.
- Lauren, it's okay, really.
- It's so strange that
you can't remember
anything that happened.
We're hanging onto this contract
by the skin of our teeth.
Are you sure you've told the police
everything you possibly can?
- What are you talking about?
- If the bookies think
you're a suspect,
we'll lose the contract.
- Oh, thanks a lot.
I thought you were worried about me.
- I am.
- You think I did it too?
Geez, Lauren, I've got you in one ear,
jimbo in the other, plus the cops.
I'm Mr. popular.
- I'm sorry, I didn't
think he'd come after me.
- Did you have a fight?
- No.
I just needed to get away.
To think.
I didn't know where to go.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
You can stay here for
a while, if you like.
- No.
Goodbye, Scotty.
(Door opening and closing)
(Birds chirping)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Birds calling)
(Soft dramatic music)
- Hey.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Door knocking)
- Watch what you're doing over there.
- [Hall] We got your
blood test results back.
- And?
- They did a general screening.
You tested positive for tranquilizers.
- Like I told you.
Now will you start believing
what I'm telling you.?
- Care to explain what this is, Mr.
manning?
- They're sleeping tablets.
- According to the chemist's label,
you only got them a few days ago.
- Because I hadn't been sleeping.
- Because you were worried about money.
- Look, I took one of these.
It made me feel crook, so I
didn't bother after that.
- It hardly seems
surprising that traces
of tranquilizers were
found in your blood.
- I wasn't drugged with these.
I told you, I was jabbed
with something, remember?
- The puncture wound?
It's hardly conclusive evidence.
- Oh, so you think I was faking it.
You think I was
pretending to be drugged.
- I don't jump to conclusions, Mr.
manning.
I only look at facts.
- Well get them analyzed.
The tests'll prove I was
drugged with something else.
- I didn't do anything.
- Scotty, you flirted
with her all morning.
- That wouldn't be enough to
make her want to come over...
- She's on her honeymoon
in a strange country.
Obviously, they're a
bit nervous, a bit,
oh, did I do the right thing?
And along you come, hotshot fly boy,
and confuse her even more.
- It didn't mean anything.
- Well, it obviously did to her.
- Yes, sorry.
- I'm not the one you
should be telling.
- Hello, Scotty.
- Hi, is noriko here?
- No.
She has gone shopping.
You are not really married, are you?
- No.
Look, you've got it all
wrong, okay, so has she.
- You were flirting with her.
- Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt her,
and I didn't mean to wreck anything.
- It is not your fault.
I think she doesn't want to be with me.
- But you just got married.
- But we met, got married, very fast.
And now, I think she's
having second thoughts.
She thinks (Speaking foreign language).
A dog.
A nerd.
- A dickhead.
- But it'll come good.
We'll just have to show
her you're not, eh?
- But I am.
- We'll work on it.
- Hi, you're back.
- Yes, Scotty's going
to take me flying.
- Is he really?
What a prince.
Just wait right here.
- Scotty!
- [Scotty] Yeah?
- You are going after her,
I thought more of you.
- No I'm not.
- What am I, stupid?
She's in there waiting for you.
- You're not jealous, are you, Lexie?
- Scotty, are you ready?
Hello.
- Hi, what's going on?
- We have plan.
- We're going to show her
kenzo is a man of action.
(Engine revving)
- Texas 1994.
Toby Rogers, a 35-year-old farmhand,
was driving home late one
night when he was forced
off the road by blinding lights.
Blinding lights.
He woke several hours
later with a small
puncture wound above his navel.
Puncture wound.
Blood tests revealed
nothing conclusive,
but Rogers was convinced
he'd been drugged.
Drugged.
He also recalled seeing
human-like figures
moving about him.
- Figures.
- Figures.
- See? It explains everything.
- It does?
- Yeah, and the fire, they found one
just like it by this guy's car.
Landing site.
- Well the cops said
our fire was started
by ordinary old earthly petrol.
- Well there's no
reason to believe they
wouldn't have fuel just like us.
- So why did they take our money?
- Well there's a theory that
they're gathering currency
from all over the world to ease
their infiltration in our society.
- So why didn't they print their own?
- They're not going
to drag a counterfeit
printing press all this
way, I mean, get real.
Come on, Chris, it's a
bit arrogant to assume
that in a universe this big,
that we are the only ones, hmm?
Hey.
What do you make of this?
- Beats me.
- I found it near the burnt circle.
- Why didn't you give it to the cops?
- I tried, they weren't
interested, they're idiots.
- Hey, Chris, the police
are on their way.
And Robbie's on the phone,
I think she may be crying.
- What the hell are you doing
searching my ex-wife's place?
- We had a warrant.
- I don't care what you got,
this time you've gone too far.
I'll be filing a complaint.
- We've had information from a witness
who saw you receive the
money at the airstrip.
Is there somewhere we can talk?
- A witness.
Who is it?
- You might like to consider contacting
a lawyer now, Mr. manning.
On the basis of this
information, we'll be referring
to legal services for advice
on whether to charge you.
(Soft dramatic music)
- You must be kidding.
- Hi, noriko.
- You lied to me, Scotty.
- Look, I never said he wasn't coming.
You'll like it, you enjoyed
it the first time.
- I don't think so.
- Please, noriko.
I need to talk to you.
(Engine revving)
Your father rang.
- What did you say?
- I said, we are having good time.
And, we hadn't seen kendon yet.
- Thank you.
- He really likes kendon, doesn't he?
- [Noriko] Yeah, he does.
- [Kenzo] You look very nice.
- Thank you.
Kenzo, I'm just not sure I am...
(Screaming)
(Belt unbuckling)
(Plane diving)
(Screaming)
- Scotty.
- [Noriko] What's going on?
- Sorry, I did as you said,
and something went wrong.
- [Scotty] It's okay, you
knocked the autopilot on.
- What?
This was a trick.
- Scotty was trying to help me.
- We just wanted to show you that
kenzo was exciting, you know.
- I love you, noriko.
- Take me down.
I mean it, now.
(Engine revving)
- What are you going to do now?
- I don't know.
- Come on.
I'll buy you a beer.
- I take it you saw through
their cunning plan?
- You knew?
- Not really, I guessed.
Look, I'm leaving now.
Can I drop you at the
hotel or something?
- For me, it was as if we
were meant to be together.
- Well I don't get it, what happened?
- I don't know.
I felt she was suddenly not
sure, so I tried harder.
And it just got worse.
- It sounds perfect.
You fall in love at first
sight, then you get married.
- Just before the wedding,
I started to get nervous about it.
About how well I knew him.
And the more I thought about
it, the worse he got.
- Like how.
- He was fun before, we had fun,
and suddenly he was annoying,
like a puppy waiting for me to pet him.
- Sounds like Scotty.
- Kenzo says he loves me.
- That's so nice.
But you can't stay with him
if you don't love him.
- Hey, don't worry.
I know a guy who spills beer
over himself all the time.
- I smell like a brewery.
- (Chuckles) Come on, come
back to my place, mate.
I'll lend you a t-shirt.
She's not going to leave you, kenzo,
because you're going to get her back.
- Scotty, you are romantic.
- Unless you get her, in
which case I'm a realist.
- That true.
Do you have a girlfriend?
- No, but, uh.
- Lexie.
You like Lexie.
- She didn't like me much at first,
but through always being around,
she's starting to get worn down.
It's getting very exciting.
- I had to tell him I heard you
wishing the money was yours.
- It was just a comment.
- Don't you think I told them that?
- Well, it's times like this
you know who your mates are.
- Hey, mate, you know,
you're not the only one
with problems, they think
we're all in this together,
you and us jockeys.
- Well they come up with a
different theory every day.
They threaten to charge you yet?
- No, they can't, they
got nothing on me.
- Same here, but that
never stopped them.
- What are you doing here?
- [Chris] I got nothing better to do.
- You want some?
- I don't think so.
- Chris, I really think
you should get a lawyer.
I know a good firm.
- I've told you, I didn't do it.
- But you need help.
I'll pay for one.
- Well that's great, isn't it?
You wouldn't give me an advance,
but you'll cough up for a lawyer?
You really think I did it, don't you?
- I'm just saying that
we've got to do something
to get you out of this mess.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
- [Chris] Intergalactic power material?
- Stainless steel.
- Well there you go.
- Well that doesn't prove anything.
I mean, they're way
more advanced than us.
Who's to say they
wouldn't have invented
stainless steel eons ago?
- Why can't you take this seriously?
I could be going to court.
- Well I think you're
pretty safe there.
I mean, statistically
speaking, out of 12 people,
eight are going to believe that we are
not the only ones in the universe.
- Here he is now.
- Mr. manning, we've just received
those other test results.
Very small traces of Xylazine
were found in your blood.
- Xylazine.
- What's Xylazine?
- A horse tranquilizer.
- So it was someone from the races,
like I've been telling you all along.
- Well let's say we're expanding
our investigations into other areas.
We just thought we'd let you know.
- So I'm off the hook?
- Sorry, not quite.
- Oh yes please, I'd love one.
- Big night, Scotty?
- I was out with kenzo.
- I was out with noriko.
She's going to leave him.
- She might think she is.
But she's not.
- If she doesn't love him, Scotty,
she should leave him, that's it.
- She's just scared.
He hasn't been himself.
He just needs a chance to
show her the real him.
- Scotty, don't.
I talked to her half
the night, it's over.
You can't make a woman love you
just by hanging around and hoping.
It doesn't work.
- Oh.
(Door knocking)
(Giggling)
- I lost my key.
- No, put them on, they look good.
Nice clothes.
- Scotty's.
(Laughing)
- For dad?
(Soft romantic music)
- Noriko.
I know you don't want
to be married to me.
I will leave you.
I'll take the loss of
face on my family.
- Your father would hate that.
It'll hurt him very much.
- I know that.
But I don't care.
I care about you.
(Soft romantic music)
- Maybe we could see how
we go again, together.
- I know what you think of me.
You don't have to.
- Kenzo.
I think I want to.
(Engine revving)
(Wheels landing)
- Chris, do you think these, um,
don't take this the wrong way.
These figures you spoke
of, do you think
that they like, um, had
their way with you?
I mean, you know, it's
nothing to be ashamed of.
It's happened to a lot of people.
You're not alone.
(Chattering)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Birds calling)
(Soft dramatic music)
What's the matter?
- Aliens.
Two o'clock.
(Soft dramatic music)
- No, it was a flashback,
I can see it clearly.
- This is a bit convenient, isn't it?
- More and more, I
remember what happened.
- And you saw jockeys?
- Yeah, yeah, Shane
and his jockey mates.
It had to be.
The guy had a limp, and
I remember just before
I passed out, I saw a guy with a limp.
- Not those bright lights?
- I saw something at the airstrip,
and it reminded me of what happened.
I swear it was him, that's
why he put the heat onto me.
- Well we can tell you
we've already had
a few positive leads in that direction.
- So you know it was them?
- Well let's say there's
been a few developments.
- Well then why didn't you tell me?
- We weren't sure.
Thanks for your cooperation, Mr.
manning.
- Oh yeah, right.
- See you.
- So, yeah, aliens.
- Aliens? I knew it wasn't aliens.
They'd never choose a nonbeliever.
They normally choose someone that's
receptive to other life forms.
- Lexie.
- We just wanted to say thank you.
- I thought, you know.
- I was scared.
I thought I'd done the wrong thing.
- I was scared I was losing her.
- But now, it's like it used to be.
- If you ever come to Japan,
you must come and see us.
- That'd be great.
- Good luck.
- Ayy.
(Laughing)
See?
My way works.
(Upbeat music)
- I thought there'd
be wild celebrations.
- What's to celebrate?
I'm back to square one.
- Can I have a separate
glass of chardonnay?
- And thank you very
much for your support.
- What do you mean?
- You had your doubts.
- It wasn't doubt, it was just...
- Second thoughts?
- No, it was...
- Misgivings?
- Thanks.
Well, yeah.
- That adds up to doubt.
- No it doesn't.
We all have misgivings
about each other.
You had misgivings about me
when I first came to big sky.
- That was different.
I was worried you
couldn't cut the mustard.
You thought I was a thief.
- No I didn't.
- Yes you did.
- Would you just shut up?
Chris, I'm trying to say I'm sorry.
- Well, why do you want
to have an argument?
Why don't you just say it?
- Sorry.
- I accept your apology.
You may buy me a drink.
(Soft theme music)
I mean, why change the rules?
It's $3,000.
Yeah, okay.
I said okay, yeah.
See you later.
Bloody bank managers.
- Everything all right?
- I don't suppose you
could see your way clear
to giving me an advance on my pay.
- That's a jimbo line.
- Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- What's happened?
- On top of everything else?
Jack's been diagnosed with ADHD.
- Attention deficit something?
- Disorder, I thought he was
just a normal energetic kid.
Robbie heard about this
school where the classes
are smaller and the kids
get more attention.
- Good idea.
- Yeah.
Except it costs 10 grand a year.
- Let me have a look at the books.
Maybe I can work something out.
- No, Lauren, don't worry about it.
I'll figure it out.
- Forget the job, I can get
Scotty or Lexie to do it.
- No, I said I'll do it.
- [Jimbo] Charlie tango delta, big sky.
- Charlie tango delta.
- [Control] Chris, your
bank manager called.
He really wants to talk to you.
- Oh, great, it bounced.
Put him off, will you?
- That's what I'm best at, big sky.
- Charlie tango delta.
(Chattering)
- Big day?
- Just for the bookies, mate.
- Hey, Chris, how's it going?
- Not bad, ride any winners?
- No, I been stuck on
losers all weekend, mate.
- Yeah, I know the feeling.
- I'll catch you later.
- All yours.
- I wish.
- [Pilot] Mayday, mayday, mayday.
This is Romeo hotel Sierra,
in circuit at laidlow airfield.
- Romeo hotel Sierra, this
is Charlie tango delta.
Mayday received, I'm two
miles south of laidlows.
Romeo hotel Sierra, this
is Charlie tango delta,
please respond.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
(Bird calling)
(Bird calling)
Hello, anyone here?
(Soft dramatic music)
Hey!
(Soft dramatic music)
(Soft theme music)
(Engine revving)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Bird calling)
- I'm sorry about this.
He has to respond to the mayday,
it's against the law not to.
Charlie tango delta,
this is big sky base.
We've got an ambulance
on standby, Chris.
Charlie tango delta, this is big sky.
Chris, can you tell me what's going on?
Security people are here,
they want to know what's happening.
Chris?
Chris, if you can hear
me, please answer.
(Soft dramatic music)
Charlie tango delta, this
is big sky, Chris, come in.
- Big sky, this is Charlie tango delta.
- Where have you been?
Is the accident a bad one?
Sure is, the money's gone.
- What?
Call the police.
What happened?
- I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?
- I got no idea.
I went looking for the plane,
and the next minute I
woke up on the ground.
I feel bloody awful.
- Well, you better not fly back.
I'll get jimbo to come
out there and get you.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Don't touch anything til
the police get there.
Big sky.
Shay, can you call jimbo?
(Engine revving)
- So, uh, who do you
reckon took the money?
- We haven't even got there yet.
- Yeah, but cops have got
gut feelings, right?
You go on hunches.
Have you got a hunch on this one?
- Not yet.
- I nearly became a policeman.
I'm serious.
I thought it might be exciting.
But I, uh,
I got ruled out as unsuitable.
Apparently, I jump to conclusions.
(Wheels striking)
- What happened to you?
You look shocking.
- I'm still crook.
I feel like I was drugged.
- Hi, senior detective bill McDonald.
This is detective hall.
You been drinking?
- No.
- Ate anything before you took off?
Anyone give you anything
to eat or drink?
- No, I had a coke from the machine.
- Oh, well, we'll need
you to take a blood test
as soon as we get back.
- Sure.
- Can you tell us where the
strongbox was in the plane?
(Crickets chirping)
- Just there, it's usually
bolted to that bracket.
- [Mcdonald] In you go.
What exactly happened after
you collected the money?
- Well I heard this distress call,
and I was the closest
aircraft, so I landed,
got out and I started
walking towards the bush.
There was smoke from a fire,
and while I was heading towards it,
the whole place just lit up.
There were these bright
lights in my eyes.
- Bright lights, what color?
- Do you mind?
- Sorry.
- What sort of light was
it, car, spotlight?
- I don't know, it could
have been a spotlight.
It was weird, it was really bright.
- [Hall] Did you see anyone?
- No, it was too bright.
- This is
spooky.
- Okay, it's too dark to
do anything here tonight.
We'll need you to come
back with us tomorrow
so we can walk through the whole thing.
- That won't do any good,
I've told you everything.
- Well, you never know.
- [Chris] No, the bank's a no-go
and my credit's not so sure.
- Chris.
- Well, it's the mortgage.
What about your parents,
why don't you ask them?
- I've already asked my parents.
Maybe you could talk to the robertsons.
- What? I'm not going to go
to friends and beg for money.
- Why not?
Don't be so proud.
- Ready to go, Mr. manning?
- Yep.
- So you guys are on
your honeymoon, huh?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I know a bit of
Japanese myself, actually.
Hi.
- Yes.
- Exactly.
- That's all you know?
- That's all I ever needed.
Whoa, whoops, sorry.
Careful.
(Engine revving)
- Laidlow's coming up.
- I'm glad you're feeling better.
Should make recalling what
happened a bit easier.
- This is echo whiskey
Victor on approach
to laidlow's airfield.
Hey, check the fire scar.
(Soft dramatic music)
- Okay, Mr. manning, how
about you talk us through
exactly what happened
again, right from the time
you received the distress call?
(Engine revving)
- Wow, what a beautiful beach.
- [Scotty] Yeah, it's
beautiful, isn't it?
- The Sydney harbor bridge
has a main span of 503 meters long.
With 10 steel approach
spans adding 646 meters
and a deck 49 meters wide.
- Kenzo.
- We just call it big.
(Engine revving)
That's where I live, just down there.
Maybe, if you want to go surfing
I'll show you how sometime.
- We'd love to, but are there sharks?
- Only sometimes.
You want to go and have a look.
Okay, bow down, kenzo,
we're going around.
You okay?
- Fine, thank you.
- I didn't realize you weren't
belted in, sorry, mate.
- Okay, mate.
(Soft dramatic music)
- You mind if have a look?
(Shutter clicking)
(Soft dramatic music)
- Scientific are going to
want longer with the plane.
Is it okay if you come
back to collect it later?
- I guess it will have to be.
- And there's nothing
more you want to tell us?
- I told you, I was out
cold the whole time.
- I just thought you'd remember more
once your head had cleared.
- You think there's something
I'm not telling you, don't you?
- I don't know, is there?
- Like I said,
I saw lights, moving figures
and I passed out.
- Moving figures now?
You haven't mentioned them before.
- Well it was just an impression.
- Oh.
Just an impression?
Why do you think these
moving figures drugged you?
Why not just hit you over the head?
Be simpler, more effective,
don't you think?
- I don't know, why don't you ask them?
Maybe they hate violence.
- [ Hall] We couldn't help noticing you
and your wife were discussing
money troubles this morning.
- [Chris] Yeah, so?
- It seems your financial
situation is a bit more
serious than you led us to believe.
- How is that relevant to this?
We argued about money,
everybody argues about money.
You don't believe a word
I'm saying, do you?
- We have to investigate
every possibility
before we can eliminate
anyone as a suspect.
- Hey, why would I do it?
It could have been
anyone from the track.
Hunters, jockeys.
Maybe the bookies took the money
so they could get the insurance off it.
Ever think of that?
- Mr. manning, bright lights,
little shadowy figures.
I'm sorry, is there anything
else you want to tell us?
Anything you want to add?
- I'm really sorry, kenzo.
I should have checked
you were belted in.
- No, my fault.
It was a very good flight, thank you.
Here's my card.
- You guys have a good honeymoon,
and if there's anything
I can do to help,
just give me a call, eh?
Or if you ever get down to
bondor, we'll do that surfing.
- Thank you, Scotty.
- All right.
- Yes, thank you very much.
(Engine revving)
- Blurry little creature people.
You must admit, it sounds a bit sus.
- Blurry, crea-
who said anything about
blurry creatures?
- You did.
You said you saw a brilliant light,
and then you thought
you saw little people.
- I didn't say anything
about little people,
blurry or otherwise, or creatures.
- Are you sure?
I thought I heard you
say you saw something.
- I did.
- What then?
- Well, that's it, I don't
know, I was too out of it.
- You realize there's an
explanation for all this?
- Jimbo, if you say the word ufo,
I am chucking you out of this aircraft.
- Did I say ufo, did I?
Anyway, it's not a
word, it's an acronym.
And, Chris, think about it.
A, an unexplained brilliance
with no apparent source.
B, a feeling of being overwhelmed
such that you pass out.
Three, a burnt circle in the ground.
- Jimbo.
- And d, all these
little, happy, furry,
little creature people.
How many of them were
there, do you think?
- Chris, face facts, there
are thousands of documented
cases of people having
encounters with bright lights
and strange beings, I mean, hey,
it's nothing to be ashamed of.
- Got a dollar?
- Yeah, thanks.
Look, I say we don't dismiss
these people out of hand.
I say we listen to them.
- I'm not listening.
- You see, exactly,
you've got a closed mind.
Where would be if Galileo
thought like you?
Freud, jung, where would we be?
- I got a headache.
- [Bill] Would you say Mrs.
manning was acting
at all strangely yesterday?
- He was a bit tired and stressed,
but nothing apart from that.
- Tired and stressed about what?
- He's having some money problem.
- Yes, we know.
Was his work suffering in any way?
- I offered to give him
last night off, but...
- But what?
- He was booked for a job,
and he wanted to do it.
- And what job was that?
- [Lauren] The bookie job.
- So he insisted on flying alone
out to where the robbery happened?
- What do you mean by alone?
It's a one-man job.
- But he insisted on it being him.
- Well, yes.
(Soft piano music)
- Scotty?
No, sorry, he's actually
left for the day.
- Did my wife come here?
- I haven't seen her.
But if you like, I can
actually go and ask.
- Thank you.
I don't know where she is.
I think she came here to see Scotty.
- Hey, Lexie, that Japanese
girl Scotty took up today,
her husband has lost her.
He thinks she may be with Scotty.
- Scotty can be such a sleaze.
- If you see her, let me know, okay?
- I'll kill him, they're
on their honeymoon.
- She's not here, but if you want,
I can call Scotty at home.
- Thank you very much.
(Phone ringing)
- Hello.
What?
Of course she's not.
Shay, I'm telling you,
she's not here, honestly.
(Soft dramatic music)
- Scotty?
He's just, um, she's not
there, he said that.
I'm just waiting, I'm on hold.
- What are you doing
here, how'd you get in?
- The back window.
- Your husband's looking for you.
Shay, she's here.
I'll do something.
- Oh, so she's not there?
Okay, good.
Yeah, I'm sure she'll be all right too.
Okay, sure, bye, Scotty.
I'm sorry, she's not there.
- I'm not stupid.
I know she's there.
- So, did you find her?
- [Shay] She's at his house.
- [Lexie] What?
- Her husband's on his way over.
I think we should warn him.
- He doesn't deserve it.
(Busy signal)
- It's engaged.
- I'll go.
I've got to see him get
himself out of this one.
(Door knocking)
- [Scotty] What are you doing here?
- I need somewhere to
stay for one night.
- Yeah, but he's looking for you.
- It's okay, he won't come.
- Maybe not, but look,
you can't stay here.
- You said any help.
You would give any help you could.
- I meant surfing.
(Door knocking)
This should be good.
(Door knocking)
- Hello, Scotty.
- Kenzo, how they hanging?
- Where is noriko?
- Hi, we haven't met.
I'm Lexie, Scott's wife.
- Wife?
- Hi, darling, sorry I'm late.
- Wife?
- Wife.
- I thought you are not married.
- Oh, I can hardly believe it myself.
- I'm sorry.
I'm looking for noriko.
She left the hotel.
- She's not here.
- Oh, Scotty, I forgot to tell you.
She actually is here.
She's, um,
she's.
- She's in the bathroom.
- Excuse me.
(Door knocking)
- Noriko.
(Speaking foreign language)
- Look, she was here when I
got in, I didn't invite her.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- It's true.
- Thank you.
I am very sorry for the disturbance.
- Look at the poor guy.
Get rid of her, Scotty.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Crying)
- I didn't mean it to come
out the way it sounded.
It's the way they ask
you the questions.
I had to tell them that you'd
asked me for an advance.
- Lauren, it's okay, really.
- It's so strange that
you can't remember
anything that happened.
We're hanging onto this contract
by the skin of our teeth.
Are you sure you've told the police
everything you possibly can?
- What are you talking about?
- If the bookies think
you're a suspect,
we'll lose the contract.
- Oh, thanks a lot.
I thought you were worried about me.
- I am.
- You think I did it too?
Geez, Lauren, I've got you in one ear,
jimbo in the other, plus the cops.
I'm Mr. popular.
- I'm sorry, I didn't
think he'd come after me.
- Did you have a fight?
- No.
I just needed to get away.
To think.
I didn't know where to go.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
You can stay here for
a while, if you like.
- No.
Goodbye, Scotty.
(Door opening and closing)
(Birds chirping)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Birds calling)
(Soft dramatic music)
- Hey.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Door knocking)
- Watch what you're doing over there.
- [Hall] We got your
blood test results back.
- And?
- They did a general screening.
You tested positive for tranquilizers.
- Like I told you.
Now will you start believing
what I'm telling you.?
- Care to explain what this is, Mr.
manning?
- They're sleeping tablets.
- According to the chemist's label,
you only got them a few days ago.
- Because I hadn't been sleeping.
- Because you were worried about money.
- Look, I took one of these.
It made me feel crook, so I
didn't bother after that.
- It hardly seems
surprising that traces
of tranquilizers were
found in your blood.
- I wasn't drugged with these.
I told you, I was jabbed
with something, remember?
- The puncture wound?
It's hardly conclusive evidence.
- Oh, so you think I was faking it.
You think I was
pretending to be drugged.
- I don't jump to conclusions, Mr.
manning.
I only look at facts.
- Well get them analyzed.
The tests'll prove I was
drugged with something else.
- I didn't do anything.
- Scotty, you flirted
with her all morning.
- That wouldn't be enough to
make her want to come over...
- She's on her honeymoon
in a strange country.
Obviously, they're a
bit nervous, a bit,
oh, did I do the right thing?
And along you come, hotshot fly boy,
and confuse her even more.
- It didn't mean anything.
- Well, it obviously did to her.
- Yes, sorry.
- I'm not the one you
should be telling.
- Hello, Scotty.
- Hi, is noriko here?
- No.
She has gone shopping.
You are not really married, are you?
- No.
Look, you've got it all
wrong, okay, so has she.
- You were flirting with her.
- Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt her,
and I didn't mean to wreck anything.
- It is not your fault.
I think she doesn't want to be with me.
- But you just got married.
- But we met, got married, very fast.
And now, I think she's
having second thoughts.
She thinks (Speaking foreign language).
A dog.
A nerd.
- A dickhead.
- But it'll come good.
We'll just have to show
her you're not, eh?
- But I am.
- We'll work on it.
- Hi, you're back.
- Yes, Scotty's going
to take me flying.
- Is he really?
What a prince.
Just wait right here.
- Scotty!
- [Scotty] Yeah?
- You are going after her,
I thought more of you.
- No I'm not.
- What am I, stupid?
She's in there waiting for you.
- You're not jealous, are you, Lexie?
- Scotty, are you ready?
Hello.
- Hi, what's going on?
- We have plan.
- We're going to show her
kenzo is a man of action.
(Engine revving)
- Texas 1994.
Toby Rogers, a 35-year-old farmhand,
was driving home late one
night when he was forced
off the road by blinding lights.
Blinding lights.
He woke several hours
later with a small
puncture wound above his navel.
Puncture wound.
Blood tests revealed
nothing conclusive,
but Rogers was convinced
he'd been drugged.
Drugged.
He also recalled seeing
human-like figures
moving about him.
- Figures.
- Figures.
- See? It explains everything.
- It does?
- Yeah, and the fire, they found one
just like it by this guy's car.
Landing site.
- Well the cops said
our fire was started
by ordinary old earthly petrol.
- Well there's no
reason to believe they
wouldn't have fuel just like us.
- So why did they take our money?
- Well there's a theory that
they're gathering currency
from all over the world to ease
their infiltration in our society.
- So why didn't they print their own?
- They're not going
to drag a counterfeit
printing press all this
way, I mean, get real.
Come on, Chris, it's a
bit arrogant to assume
that in a universe this big,
that we are the only ones, hmm?
Hey.
What do you make of this?
- Beats me.
- I found it near the burnt circle.
- Why didn't you give it to the cops?
- I tried, they weren't
interested, they're idiots.
- Hey, Chris, the police
are on their way.
And Robbie's on the phone,
I think she may be crying.
- What the hell are you doing
searching my ex-wife's place?
- We had a warrant.
- I don't care what you got,
this time you've gone too far.
I'll be filing a complaint.
- We've had information from a witness
who saw you receive the
money at the airstrip.
Is there somewhere we can talk?
- A witness.
Who is it?
- You might like to consider contacting
a lawyer now, Mr. manning.
On the basis of this
information, we'll be referring
to legal services for advice
on whether to charge you.
(Soft dramatic music)
- You must be kidding.
- Hi, noriko.
- You lied to me, Scotty.
- Look, I never said he wasn't coming.
You'll like it, you enjoyed
it the first time.
- I don't think so.
- Please, noriko.
I need to talk to you.
(Engine revving)
Your father rang.
- What did you say?
- I said, we are having good time.
And, we hadn't seen kendon yet.
- Thank you.
- He really likes kendon, doesn't he?
- [Noriko] Yeah, he does.
- [Kenzo] You look very nice.
- Thank you.
Kenzo, I'm just not sure I am...
(Screaming)
(Belt unbuckling)
(Plane diving)
(Screaming)
- Scotty.
- [Noriko] What's going on?
- Sorry, I did as you said,
and something went wrong.
- [Scotty] It's okay, you
knocked the autopilot on.
- What?
This was a trick.
- Scotty was trying to help me.
- We just wanted to show you that
kenzo was exciting, you know.
- I love you, noriko.
- Take me down.
I mean it, now.
(Engine revving)
- What are you going to do now?
- I don't know.
- Come on.
I'll buy you a beer.
- I take it you saw through
their cunning plan?
- You knew?
- Not really, I guessed.
Look, I'm leaving now.
Can I drop you at the
hotel or something?
- For me, it was as if we
were meant to be together.
- Well I don't get it, what happened?
- I don't know.
I felt she was suddenly not
sure, so I tried harder.
And it just got worse.
- It sounds perfect.
You fall in love at first
sight, then you get married.
- Just before the wedding,
I started to get nervous about it.
About how well I knew him.
And the more I thought about
it, the worse he got.
- Like how.
- He was fun before, we had fun,
and suddenly he was annoying,
like a puppy waiting for me to pet him.
- Sounds like Scotty.
- Kenzo says he loves me.
- That's so nice.
But you can't stay with him
if you don't love him.
- Hey, don't worry.
I know a guy who spills beer
over himself all the time.
- I smell like a brewery.
- (Chuckles) Come on, come
back to my place, mate.
I'll lend you a t-shirt.
She's not going to leave you, kenzo,
because you're going to get her back.
- Scotty, you are romantic.
- Unless you get her, in
which case I'm a realist.
- That true.
Do you have a girlfriend?
- No, but, uh.
- Lexie.
You like Lexie.
- She didn't like me much at first,
but through always being around,
she's starting to get worn down.
It's getting very exciting.
- I had to tell him I heard you
wishing the money was yours.
- It was just a comment.
- Don't you think I told them that?
- Well, it's times like this
you know who your mates are.
- Hey, mate, you know,
you're not the only one
with problems, they think
we're all in this together,
you and us jockeys.
- Well they come up with a
different theory every day.
They threaten to charge you yet?
- No, they can't, they
got nothing on me.
- Same here, but that
never stopped them.
- What are you doing here?
- [Chris] I got nothing better to do.
- You want some?
- I don't think so.
- Chris, I really think
you should get a lawyer.
I know a good firm.
- I've told you, I didn't do it.
- But you need help.
I'll pay for one.
- Well that's great, isn't it?
You wouldn't give me an advance,
but you'll cough up for a lawyer?
You really think I did it, don't you?
- I'm just saying that
we've got to do something
to get you out of this mess.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
- [Chris] Intergalactic power material?
- Stainless steel.
- Well there you go.
- Well that doesn't prove anything.
I mean, they're way
more advanced than us.
Who's to say they
wouldn't have invented
stainless steel eons ago?
- Why can't you take this seriously?
I could be going to court.
- Well I think you're
pretty safe there.
I mean, statistically
speaking, out of 12 people,
eight are going to believe that we are
not the only ones in the universe.
- Here he is now.
- Mr. manning, we've just received
those other test results.
Very small traces of Xylazine
were found in your blood.
- Xylazine.
- What's Xylazine?
- A horse tranquilizer.
- So it was someone from the races,
like I've been telling you all along.
- Well let's say we're expanding
our investigations into other areas.
We just thought we'd let you know.
- So I'm off the hook?
- Sorry, not quite.
- Oh yes please, I'd love one.
- Big night, Scotty?
- I was out with kenzo.
- I was out with noriko.
She's going to leave him.
- She might think she is.
But she's not.
- If she doesn't love him, Scotty,
she should leave him, that's it.
- She's just scared.
He hasn't been himself.
He just needs a chance to
show her the real him.
- Scotty, don't.
I talked to her half
the night, it's over.
You can't make a woman love you
just by hanging around and hoping.
It doesn't work.
- Oh.
(Door knocking)
(Giggling)
- I lost my key.
- No, put them on, they look good.
Nice clothes.
- Scotty's.
(Laughing)
- For dad?
(Soft romantic music)
- Noriko.
I know you don't want
to be married to me.
I will leave you.
I'll take the loss of
face on my family.
- Your father would hate that.
It'll hurt him very much.
- I know that.
But I don't care.
I care about you.
(Soft romantic music)
- Maybe we could see how
we go again, together.
- I know what you think of me.
You don't have to.
- Kenzo.
I think I want to.
(Engine revving)
(Wheels landing)
- Chris, do you think these, um,
don't take this the wrong way.
These figures you spoke
of, do you think
that they like, um, had
their way with you?
I mean, you know, it's
nothing to be ashamed of.
It's happened to a lot of people.
You're not alone.
(Chattering)
(Soft dramatic music)
(Birds calling)
(Soft dramatic music)
What's the matter?
- Aliens.
Two o'clock.
(Soft dramatic music)
- No, it was a flashback,
I can see it clearly.
- This is a bit convenient, isn't it?
- More and more, I
remember what happened.
- And you saw jockeys?
- Yeah, yeah, Shane
and his jockey mates.
It had to be.
The guy had a limp, and
I remember just before
I passed out, I saw a guy with a limp.
- Not those bright lights?
- I saw something at the airstrip,
and it reminded me of what happened.
I swear it was him, that's
why he put the heat onto me.
- Well we can tell you
we've already had
a few positive leads in that direction.
- So you know it was them?
- Well let's say there's
been a few developments.
- Well then why didn't you tell me?
- We weren't sure.
Thanks for your cooperation, Mr.
manning.
- Oh yeah, right.
- See you.
- So, yeah, aliens.
- Aliens? I knew it wasn't aliens.
They'd never choose a nonbeliever.
They normally choose someone that's
receptive to other life forms.
- Lexie.
- We just wanted to say thank you.
- I thought, you know.
- I was scared.
I thought I'd done the wrong thing.
- I was scared I was losing her.
- But now, it's like it used to be.
- If you ever come to Japan,
you must come and see us.
- That'd be great.
- Good luck.
- Ayy.
(Laughing)
See?
My way works.
(Upbeat music)
- I thought there'd
be wild celebrations.
- What's to celebrate?
I'm back to square one.
- Can I have a separate
glass of chardonnay?
- And thank you very
much for your support.
- What do you mean?
- You had your doubts.
- It wasn't doubt, it was just...
- Second thoughts?
- No, it was...
- Misgivings?
- Thanks.
Well, yeah.
- That adds up to doubt.
- No it doesn't.
We all have misgivings
about each other.
You had misgivings about me
when I first came to big sky.
- That was different.
I was worried you
couldn't cut the mustard.
You thought I was a thief.
- No I didn't.
- Yes you did.
- Would you just shut up?
Chris, I'm trying to say I'm sorry.
- Well, why do you want
to have an argument?
Why don't you just say it?
- Sorry.
- I accept your apology.
You may buy me a drink.
(Soft theme music)