Big Sky (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 18 - Triskaidekaphobia - full transcript
It's Friday 13th and nobody is around, so Big Sky is closed for the day. It also happens to be Lauren's birthday. Unfortunately, she spends it tied to a chair with Chris while Peruvian gangsters hold guns on them.
(Propeller whirring)
- [Lauren] And it's always like this?
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Nobody flies on Friday the 13th?
- Well, obviously the pilots do,
and some passengers who
aren't superstitious,
but generally there's not even
enough to bother opening.
- It's pretty stupid.
- But true.
The whole airport'll be dead.
Good chance to catch up on stuff.
- Okey dokey, I'm going out for my run.
Anyone want me to bring
back some lunch?
- Yeah, I'll have a ham and salad sanga
and don't forget...
- Yeah, I know, extra beetroot.
Lauren?
- No, I'm good.
- Ah yeah, I forgot,
big date tonight, huh?
Oops, sorry.
- Anyone we know?
- Just someone I met.
- Oh yeah, where?
- Why do you want to know?
- I'm just curious to
know where a working girl
goes these days to meet
a bloke, that's all.
- I wasn't deliberately
trying to meet anyone,
we just happened to bump into
each other at the safari bar,
if you must know.
- He's a pilot?
Well, what's his name?
- Paul, Paul mantell.
- The bloke from cosmos airlines?
You gotta be kidding.
- What's wrong with him?
- He's a goose.
- [Lauren] Is that so?
- Yeah, I spend a weekend
with him one afternoon
while he told me what a big deal he was
'cause he flew a jumbo.
He's a wanker.
- Well, fine, your
opinion has been noted
and truly ignored.
- Suit yourself.
(Mysterious music)
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- The fact that he
pilots jets for a living
while you work here
has nothing to do with it, right?
- I choose to be here.
Jet pilots, they flick a switch,
they read a book all the way to London.
- He's responsible for
hundreds of lives
every time he flies.
- Are you saying I can't handle
that kind of responsibility?
- I haven't seen any evidence of it.
- Hey!
You could fill the harbor with
the things you haven't seen.
- It always gets back to this,
I haven't experienced anything
'cause my father had money.
- Nothing worthwhile.
- This working class hero act of yours
is getting a little
work, you know that?
- Oh, right, you only hang
around with the smart set,
jet pilots welcome,
others need not apply.
- You are so predictable.
- I can think of better
ways to spend a day off.
- Fine, go then.
- I am.
- [Lauren] Good, 'cause I don't
want to spend another minute
in the same room as you.
- The feeling is mutual.
(Gun cocks)
(Eerie music)
(Ethereal crooning)
- [Lexie] Triska what?
- Triskaidekaphobia,
fear of the number 13.
- That's just superstition.
- No,
there are people who just
cannot deal with 13s.
The will not stay on the
13th floor of a hotel,
they will not work on the
13th floor of an office.
- Can't believe the junk you
carry in your head, jimbo.
- Yeah, it is pretty amazing, isn't it?
- I ended up number 13 on my
high school football team once,
when they moved me to center.
I was stung by a bee the next game,
couldn't play for a month.
- [Jimbo] Eh?
- Coming up on the weather station.
Weather station Romeo,
this is echo whiskey
Victor on approach.
- Man, I don't know
how those can handle
being stuck on an island
that that all the time,
I'd go tropo.
- No wonder they always roll
out the red carpet for us.
- Weather station Romeo,
this is big sky echo whiskey
Victor on approach,
do you read?
(Pleasant music) (Birds singing)
- What's the bet Ross bakes us
another one of his cheesecakes.
(All groaning)
- Oh, no. (Laughing)
- You know, I reckon I
should take their plane,
just head straight back,
why can't I do that?
- They never see anyone, Scotty,
no wonder they look
forward to us coming.
It's funny, they're not answering.
(Water lapping)
(Goat bleating)
- Hello!
Anybody home?
(Ominous music)
Hello!
Hello.
- [Lexie] Looks like they
got sick of waiting for us.
- Yeah, they've obviously got
a lot of time on their hands.
So where are they?
Not bad, Ross is getting better.
- Really?
- Yeah, it's great.
- Didn't leave us much, did they?
Oh, what about Scotty?
- He wanted to check
out the other plane.
(Mumbled cake appreciation)
- Do you remember we had a
deal with your old manager,
Barney, huh?
- [Lauren] How could I forget?
- Carlos, so rude.
Jerry,
you understand if we keep
things on a first name basis?
It's a great shame you
didn't become our partner
when Barney left.
- I can see how much fun
that would've been.
- Small businesses like ours
have to stick together,
you know how tough it is
these days to stay afloat.
Perhaps I should say,
in your case, airborne.
(Laughs)
We have to take any
opportunities that we can,
isn't that right?
- How is tying us up
helping your business?
- Well, the simple
fact of the matter is
Barney took our money and
we've come to take it back.
- It's getting so you can't
trust anyone these days.
- (Laughing) You're a very funny man.
(Gun fires) (Glass shatters)
So am I,
except when people rip me off.
- We don't know anything
about your money, I swear.
- Why don't you ask Barney where it is?
- We did.
- This is the only place it could be.
So why don't you tell us where it is
and we won't waste any
more of your time?
- You heard what she said, we
don't know where the money is.
- I don't think you understand me,
we're leaving here with the money
or we're leaving here with two
dead bodies, you got that?
(Planes whooshing)
(Upbeat rock music)
- [Chris] Must be a
fair chunk of change
these blokes are after.
What d'you reckon the odds
were of 'em turning up again?
- Oh, around this place,
pretty damn good.
- Are you pissed off at me?
- Yes, 'cause this is your fault.
- These are Barney's pals, not mine.
- Well, if you hadn't
let him run this place
like a two up game,
then maybe we wouldn't
be tied up like this.
- [Chris] Since when was I
responsible for Barney?
- Oh, if the chief pilot had
set some sort of example,
instead of just...
- Well, at least when he was in charge
it was fun coming to work.
- [Lauren] Because you
never did anything.
- Oh, that's rich, coming from you.
You come in here with your rich daddy,
you don't know how to run the joint...
- Enough!
My god, you two are boring.
- Scotty and jimbo might be back soon.
- No, they've gone to
the weather station.
They'll be hours yet.
- Nobody's coming to get you.
(Upbeat rock music)
♪ So strong I get used to ♪
♪ got a cold shiver down my spine ♪
♪ got to calling drummer number five ♪
♪ I've been writing a
song about going away ♪
♪ I'm on the dance floor every day ♪
♪ got the mess up here ♪
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- You going to want to tell
Jerry where the money is.
He has very little patience.
- No kidding.
- It's his blood pressure,
too much junk food.
- Say, weren't you guys
using Uzis last time?
- Chris.
- They were always jamming.
- Excuse me, do we care about this?
- I was just making conversation.
- So stop interrupting.
- So what're you using now?
- Glocks.
Do you know them?
- [Lauren] I don't want
to hear the details
of the guns they're
going to kill us with.
- Shut up!
If the man wants to talk about
guns he can talk about guns.
(Sneaky music)
- You tell me to shut up?
- She always like this?
- No, she isn't, she just doesn't like
making stupid small talk
with armed criminals.
- Just keep quiet
and don't call me stupid.
- Damn.
- [Carlos] You are very,
very wrong my friend.
- You don't know what
you're talking about.
- Batman is the mighty warrior,
no normal men can beat him.
- Yeah, but spiderman's
not a normal man,
that's what I'm saying,
he was bitten by a radioactive spider.
- But he started as an ordinary man,
Batman was special from birth.
- Will you two shut up, please?
Next you'll be arguing about
who's the sexiest on gilligan's island.
- [Together] Mary Ann.
- Can't find anything.
We'll have to make them talk.
(Ominous music)
- I told you, we don't
know where any money is.
Believe me, if I did I'd be long gone.
- Maybe the rats ate it.
- We don't have any rats.
Do we?
(Muffled voices on radio)
- I've checked the other plane,
it's fine to fly, just
needs an oil drain.
What's happened, where
are the weather heads?
- Nowhere here.
- It's so weird, it's
like they've suddenly
stopped in the middle
of everything and left.
- Or were taken.
Haven't you heard of the Mary Celeste?
Adrift on the ocean,
food still on the plates
and not a soul on board
and no one knows why.
- Maybe we should have
a little look around,
they might be in trouble.
- We still gotta do the other
delivery up the coast.
- Oh no, hey, I'll do it
if you wanna give me a hand
unloading the supplies
then you can stay and
have a look around,
I'll be back in about an hour.
- Carlos.
Carlos.
(Speaking in a foreign language)
(Voices growing closer)
(Plane whooshing)
- Boy, I love flying.
(Laughing)
- They could be on the
other side of the island
for all we know.
- Have you ever seen bushes like these?
They're amazing.
- Just looks like bush.
- But so alive,
so vivid.
I've never seen trees
in the bush so green.
- What's this?
(Laughing) Check this out.
What?
Have you ever seen the sky so blue?
(Singing and beatboxing)
- That was jimbo eze coming to you
from the delta from the dmz
we've got some great
t-shirts and some giveaways.
Big sky base this is Charlie
foxtrot delta tango,
(babbling and gasping)
I just wanted to call you guys
and tell you how great you are.
Chris, is anyone there?
I love you guys, you're the greatest.
(Sobbing)
Wow!
Check this out, this is amazing!
I've never seen the sky this blue.
Aw, check it out,
there's a cloud looks
just like Keith Richards!
Hey, Keith!
- What's got into him?
- You know Jim, stop that!
- What?
- Feeling my backside.
- I'm tryna get my hands loose.
- You don't have to feel
my bum while you do it.
- Believe me, it's not deliberate.
- I can move my hands
without touching your ass.
- Yes, maybe because
there's not as much of it.
- Just get us untied.
- Scared of missing dinner with Mr.
excitement?
- It's not just dinner.
He was taking me out for my birthday.
- Your birthday?
- Yes.
- Today?
Happy Birthday.
- Thanks.
- I don't see why I have to
get us out of here anyway,
it's so sexist.
- I never said I expected
you to do anything,
it's just that I'm
not, they've got guns.
- Okay, get ready.
Hey, Carlos.
Carlos, come here.
I am busting to take a leak.
- You must think we are very
stupid to fall for that one.
Julio.
- Do you wanna fill me in on the plan?
- Don't worry, it'll work.
- Julio will take you.
- Well, you're gonna have to untie me.
Either that or start
warming your hands up.
- Yee haw!
Keith!
- Is this still part of the plan?
(Sneaky music)
- Where the hell have
these guys got to?
- Whoa.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- What is it?
- I don't know, just a bit dizzy.
I'm fine.
- I think we should head back,
maybe they're back at
the station by now.
Feeling any better?
- Much.
- Think we should look
for another 10 minutes.
- Have you been working out lately?
- [Radio] I don't know
what you're talking about.
- You're not getting it, try again,
you say, knock, knock.
- [Radio] Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- [Radio] Who?
(Laughing)
- You get it?
- [Radio] No.
Who's there.
- No, no, I ask you who's there.
- [Radio] I don't know, who?
- (Laughing) That's the joke.
- [Radio] What is?
- Look, try it again, you
say, knock, knock, then I...
- [Radio] Yeah, right.
Maybe some other time,
Romeo hotel Sierra.
(Birds singing)
(Whirring whistle)
- Did you hear that?
- What?
- I heard a noise up ahead.
- Okay, well, I'll go take a look
and I think we'll get you
back to the station.
- I'm fine.
Don't be long, Scotty.
Scott, Scotty, Scott-y, Scotty.
(Voice warping)
Have you ever noticed
how weird that word is?
Hello.
(Tense music)
(Quiet moan)
- You're pretty quiet back there,
everything okay?
- Sure, this is how I always
like to spend my birthday.
- How old are you, anyway?
- None of your business.
- What is it about
asking women their ages?
You'd think I'd asked you
your bra size or something.
- I'm not gonna tell you that either.
- Yeah, all this fuss about equality
and you Chuck a wobbly
ever time somebody asks
you hold old you are.
- I don't have to
justify myself to you.
(Whispered hiss)
- Shh.
- Don't tell me to shush.
- No, I heard something from up there.
(Whispered hiss)
- Hi, you okay?
- Get out and call the police.
- I've tried, the place is
surrounded and the phone is dead.
I'm gonna try and get a knife
and cut you free, okay?
- They're coming.
- You'll cover for me if
I make a noise, right?
(Goat bleating)
- (Whooping) Yeah, we need some music!
Hey, I wonder where the stereo is.
- Lex.
Lex, Lexie, look I
need you to sit down.
- Okay.
- This is so weird, it's
like you're stoned.
- I'm really hungry.
I wonder if there's any
more of that cake left.
- What cake?
- You know, the one
that they made for us.
- What?
- You know, oh, sorry.
Jimbo and I didn't leave you any.
- I'll have a look 'round.
- Hey, is it hot in here or what?
- How old do you think I am?
- Oh no you don't, I'm
not touching that one.
- I'm not gonna get
upset, I'm just curious.
- I would say not a day over 30.
- 34.
(Dishes crashing)
- What's wrong with 34,
at least I didn't say 44! - Quiet!
- I can't believe you're so insensitive
and for the last time,
would you keep your hands to yourself?
- Give it up, will you?
I've never met somebody so
uptight in my whole life!
- Just shut the hell up
before I put a bullet in your heads
and you, stop touching her.
- I'm not.
- Do you hear something?
- Take it easy, man.
- I'm sick and tired of
them arguing all the time,
it's driving me crazy.
- Blame her, not me.
- It's not my fault.
- Shut up, just shut up!
Did you hear something.
- I think something from the kitchen.
- Hey, it's just your mates
tearing the place apart.
- Luis!
(Tense music)
(Speaks in a foreign language)
(Sighs)
(Metallic thudding)
- I am very disappointed
with you, friend.
You shouldn't touch her,
that is sexual harassment
in the workplace.
- Thank you.
- Oh, give me a break.
- We have looked in all
the obvious places.
- Then look in all the
unobvious places.
- We are, Julio's checking
the ventilation shafts.
- So go help him.
- Julio!
- Oh god.
- Hey, Luis, is that you?
- [Luis] Yeah, it's
me, I'm in the vents,
I'll be there in a minute.
- Okay, okay.
It's okay, nothing here.
I'll go back and look the other side.
- Ahh!
Get off me, get off me!
- What?
- A rat!
- What is it?
- A rat!
- Lauren, Lauren. (Shrieking)
Terrific, thank you very much.
- [Lauren] It wasn't my fault,
hasn't this place been fumigated?
- They were trying to
escape, where were you?
- [Carlos] I thought I'd try to help...
- You've gotta watch them all the time.
- We weren't going anywhere,
she was just wriggling.
- Put 'em back, make sure
the the ropes are tight.
- It was this rat, it was all over me.
- I thought we talked about this.
- Not me, a real rat.
- The way you treat a lady,
that's what you are.
- Any more silly business
and you'll both get it.
Understood?
(Ethereal music)
- G'day.
- Hello.
- Angel, right.
- That's right.
- Cool.
I've always wanted to meet an angel.
View must be pretty
good from there, eh?
- This cloud over there
looks like Keith Richards.
- Yeah, hey, Keith!
So, what's it like, you know?
- Heavenly.
- Can I, can I ask you something,
'cause I think you'd be the one to ask,
if you don't mind, that is?
'Cause some people say one thing
and some people say another thing and
well, it's hard to
know what the truth is
and it's important to know the truth.
- It is.
- So I won't, you know,
tell anyone or anything,
but,
I'd really, really love to know,
you know, for myself,
- what is it?
- Is Elvis really with you?
- This place really is a
pigsty, you know that?
- Oh, you have to know the system.
- Looked a lot better
before you tore it apart.
- Sorry, tell me where
some of the things go.
- Carlos, we're not cleaners, leave it.
- You should have told us
what we wanted to know.
- How many times do I have to tell you?
We don't know where the money...
- I found something, you better come.
- You were saying?
- What if they found Shay?
- Surprise.
Man, I thought they'd never leave.
- Well, if they haven't found you,
what have they found?
- I don't know.
(Speaking in a foreign language)
- Duck.
- Is this your idea of a joke?
- What are you talking about?
It's the money, isn't it?
- whiskey, bottles of gin and whiskey,
I mean, what the hell is this?
- Take it easy.
- Don't you tell me to take it easy!
(Glass smashing)
(Ethereal music)
- You've really been watching
out for me all this time?
- How d'you think you
survived everything?
- Wow, thanks.
So, you know, can you like see into the
future?
- Course, I see everything.
I understand everything.
- Everything?
- Everything.
- What happens at the end
of "2001: A space odyssey"?
- Well, nearly everything.
Ask me another.
- Why does toast always
fall buttered side down?
- God's got a terrible sense of humor.
- Am I gonna get married?
- Same old questions,
will I get married,
will I be happy?
Why don't people ever want
to know if the big bang
was a fact or a theory?
I mean, what is wrong
with probing intellectual
debate for a change?
- Well, I still wanna know
if I'm gonna get married.
- Sorry, I can't tell you.
- You said you knew.
- Yeah, well if I told you,
you might try and do the opposite.
That'd be interfering with destiny,
which is against the rules.
- Will I ever be able to have kids,
I don't suppose you can
tell me that either?
- Sorry.
- When am I gonna die?
- Same.
- What's the point of
knowing all this stuff
if you can't tell anyone?
- Yeah, well who said it
was easy being an angel?
I'd quit but I really like the wings.
- Isn't there anything you can tell me?
- Sorry.
- There's nothing else there.
It must've been the cake.
- So hot.
Aren't you boiling?
- Huh?
- What, you're kidding, I'm burning up.
Here, come on, take your clothes off.
- Uh, Lexie, I think we should stop.
I really think you've
been drugged somehow.
- No, I'm fine, I'm just hot
and you must be too, come on.
- Lexie look, I think you should
sit down and relax, okay?
- Let me just help you
take your clothes off,
you'll feel so much better
once you've got your clothes taken off.
Here, look, Scotty.
Look, Scotty if you just stop
being so silly for one second
I can help you get your clothes off,
you'll feel so much better.
Hi.
You got anything to eat?
- We'd run out of powdered milk
to Ross decided to milk the
goat and cook with that.
- Yeah, goats milk cheesecake.
I thought it'd make a
real taste sensation.
- Sure was, especially after
you threw in the dope
or whatever it was.
- Oh no, that was a complete accident.
We think the goat's
been feeding on these.
Yeah, these, they grow
wild 'round here.
- We identified them as
soon as we got here,
they're really very interesting,
a narcotic alkaloid
of the genus ipomoea,
they're harmless, but they have
hallucinogenic side effects.
- I actually made another cake so
it'd be interesting if you took it
to get it properly tested.
- So what, the goat ate these and?
- And it contaminated their milk.
- The milk that I used for the cake.
- We had no idea.
- No, until it took effect.
- And Lexie finished it off.
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- Ahh!
Ahh, itchy leg.
- Watch what you're doing,
you're cutting my wrist.
- Well, it'd help if you
didn't wriggle so much.
- I'm not.
- Ah, those are really nice
shoes, where'd you buy them?
- After we finished running
wild 'round the island
we crashed out for a couple of hours
and then we wake up fine.
- Fine, if a little confused.
- Are you sure she'll be okay,
I mean, she went out like a light.
- Positive, it'll stay in
your blood for a while,
but this is the last stage,
you get to a point where
you simply can't keep your
eyes open, no matter what.
(Ominous music)
- Jimbo!
I can't go into it right now,
but that cake you ate was drugged.
It's not poisonous, but it's
gonna make you fall asleep.
You have to tell me
your position, jimbo,
where are you?
- I'm in a plane.
- Yeah, I know that, but
I want you to have a
look at your instruments
and give me a GPS reading, okay?
What's it read?
- 40, 92, so many numbers,
there's so many numbers.
- Jimbo, just tell me
where you are, mate,
what can you see?
- Blue.
Blue.
More blue.
There's lots of blue.
There's a little green bit.
- That's jimbo,
he must be flying in circles.
- I'm gonna have to go find him.
He won't be able to land,
the state he's in.
- Can't you talk him down from here?
- You heard him,
he might think he's on
approach to the strip
and land in the ocean
or he could fall asleep
halfway through.
I'm gonna have to be up there with him.
(Tense music)
- I've had it with this,
I wanna get out of here.
- Just take it easy.
- No, I'm sick of it,
my arms are killing me,
my backside's numb.
I was meant to call Paul hours ago.
Why don't we just tell them?
- We can't!
- We're not gonna get out
of here any other way!
Okay, you win, I'll tell
you where the money is.
- Lauren, shut up!
- Where?
- Don't listen to her,
she's full of crap.
- Give it up, will you?
It's not worth it, it's only money.
- Where is it?
- In the kitchen.
- Lauren!
- You lie, the kitchen has
already been searched.
- There's some loose
floorboards under the sink.
- Why did you tell us before.
- I hoped you would've given up by now.
- Wait'll I get my hands on you.
- If you are lying,
- I'll be sorry, I know.
(Exciting music)
- Not again.
Hey, Julio.
Okay, let's go.
(Julio groans)
- Why do men always have
to do things the hard way?
(Yells with frustration)
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- Where did they go?
- Get the other ones and get out.
Take him with you.
Come on.
Forget them, come on, come on.
(Speaking in a foreign language)
- [Radio] Police are on their way,
they said to just sit tight.
- Yeah, I've been doing that all day.
- [Radio] Hey, wasn't there a movie
where someone took over an airport?
- Yeah, but they had Bruce Willis.
- They were gone by
the time we got here.
It's hard to tell if they found
the money they're after.
- Or if it even exists.
- Yeah, secret stash doesn't
really sound like Barney,
does it?
Well, you never know, maybe
the money will appear.
(Mousetrap snapping) (Lauren yelling)
- Yeah, they were pretty
thorough, though.
If it is around, I don't
know where it'd be.
- Cool, a mystery.
We could be sitting on a fortune.
(Rats squeaking)
- Come on, jimbo, talk to me.
I can see ya, mate.
I'm right nearby, look
out your port side.
- Hey, Scotty.
- Look, you're gonna have to
turn to a new heading, okay?
You'll wanna be turning
right to heading 210.
You got that?
You've gotta do it now.
- 210.
Can I go to sleep now?
- No, no, you've gotta
stay awake jimbo.
We're nearly there.
That's good, jimbo.
Okay, he's on the right heading now,
we'll be there in a minute.
- What can we do to help?
- You got any emergency equipment?
- Fire extinguisher.
- And a first aid kit.
- Better get it ready,
stand by the strip.
- What'd he say, standby the strip?
- We'll be there.
- Hey, do you know how
to use an extinguisher?
- Nearly there, jimbo.
Okay, look, it's time for you
to start your descent, mate.
Decrease your speed and altitude
and then lower your landing gear, okay?
Drop your speed and lower
your landing gear.
That's good, mate, you're
doing really well.
Not long now, just keep with me.
Just hang in there, don't
go to sleep on me.
Keep it level.
Jim, jimbo, wake up!
Jimbo, you're headed for the trees!
Jimbo, wake up!
Pull up, pull up!
Okay, that's good mate, just
keep with me, would ya?
You're almost home.
That's great, jimbo, clear now.
That's really good mate, okay?
40 degrees of flat now, looking good.
Just gonna take the glide path,
that's great, jimbo,
you're almost there.
Nice and easy, wheels first.
(Extinguisher spraying) (Men shouting)
Okay, that's good, mate.
Now don't forget, pull the power off,
just go gentle on the breaks.
Mate, that is the single worst
landing I have ever seen.
You okay?
Jimbo?
- Oy, you bloody idiot.
(Birds singing)
- Scotty, when I was out of it,
- yeah.
- Did I do anything?
- Well, like what?
- Like, embarrassing?
- Don't you remember?
- Well, bits and pieces,
it's hard to tell what was
real and what wasn't.
(Laughing)
Did I or didn't I?
- No, nah, you,
you hugged a few trees,
you got the munchies
and you fell asleep, that was it.
- Really?
- We don't have to tell Chris
or Lauren about any of this,
do we?
- I don't think we should, no.
I'm gonna have to make up some excuse
why we couldn't take
the other plane back.
- Wonder if jimbo'll remember anything.
(Jimbo snoring)
(Ethereal music)
- [Scotty] Wake up, jimbo, we're home.
- Thank you for today.
- No worries.
- [Chris] So you still
think Friday the 13th
is a dumb superstition?
- Yeah, next one I'm staying in bed.
- You can still get bad luck in bed.
- I don't think I need to hear
about your personal problems.
- Hey, since Paul canceled,
why don't I take you
out for your birthday?
- [Lauren] You?
- Yeah, don't sound so surprised.
Want some?
That's good.
- Where'd you get that from?
- I don't know, tastes great.
- Why don't we get a beer with
it, make it a real party?
- Beer and cheesecake.
- Yeah, why not?
- Yep, why not?
It is my birthday.
(Jazzy music)
(Ethereal crooning music)
(Chiming)
- [Lauren] And it's always like this?
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Nobody flies on Friday the 13th?
- Well, obviously the pilots do,
and some passengers who
aren't superstitious,
but generally there's not even
enough to bother opening.
- It's pretty stupid.
- But true.
The whole airport'll be dead.
Good chance to catch up on stuff.
- Okey dokey, I'm going out for my run.
Anyone want me to bring
back some lunch?
- Yeah, I'll have a ham and salad sanga
and don't forget...
- Yeah, I know, extra beetroot.
Lauren?
- No, I'm good.
- Ah yeah, I forgot,
big date tonight, huh?
Oops, sorry.
- Anyone we know?
- Just someone I met.
- Oh yeah, where?
- Why do you want to know?
- I'm just curious to
know where a working girl
goes these days to meet
a bloke, that's all.
- I wasn't deliberately
trying to meet anyone,
we just happened to bump into
each other at the safari bar,
if you must know.
- He's a pilot?
Well, what's his name?
- Paul, Paul mantell.
- The bloke from cosmos airlines?
You gotta be kidding.
- What's wrong with him?
- He's a goose.
- [Lauren] Is that so?
- Yeah, I spend a weekend
with him one afternoon
while he told me what a big deal he was
'cause he flew a jumbo.
He's a wanker.
- Well, fine, your
opinion has been noted
and truly ignored.
- Suit yourself.
(Mysterious music)
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- The fact that he
pilots jets for a living
while you work here
has nothing to do with it, right?
- I choose to be here.
Jet pilots, they flick a switch,
they read a book all the way to London.
- He's responsible for
hundreds of lives
every time he flies.
- Are you saying I can't handle
that kind of responsibility?
- I haven't seen any evidence of it.
- Hey!
You could fill the harbor with
the things you haven't seen.
- It always gets back to this,
I haven't experienced anything
'cause my father had money.
- Nothing worthwhile.
- This working class hero act of yours
is getting a little
work, you know that?
- Oh, right, you only hang
around with the smart set,
jet pilots welcome,
others need not apply.
- You are so predictable.
- I can think of better
ways to spend a day off.
- Fine, go then.
- I am.
- [Lauren] Good, 'cause I don't
want to spend another minute
in the same room as you.
- The feeling is mutual.
(Gun cocks)
(Eerie music)
(Ethereal crooning)
- [Lexie] Triska what?
- Triskaidekaphobia,
fear of the number 13.
- That's just superstition.
- No,
there are people who just
cannot deal with 13s.
The will not stay on the
13th floor of a hotel,
they will not work on the
13th floor of an office.
- Can't believe the junk you
carry in your head, jimbo.
- Yeah, it is pretty amazing, isn't it?
- I ended up number 13 on my
high school football team once,
when they moved me to center.
I was stung by a bee the next game,
couldn't play for a month.
- [Jimbo] Eh?
- Coming up on the weather station.
Weather station Romeo,
this is echo whiskey
Victor on approach.
- Man, I don't know
how those can handle
being stuck on an island
that that all the time,
I'd go tropo.
- No wonder they always roll
out the red carpet for us.
- Weather station Romeo,
this is big sky echo whiskey
Victor on approach,
do you read?
(Pleasant music) (Birds singing)
- What's the bet Ross bakes us
another one of his cheesecakes.
(All groaning)
- Oh, no. (Laughing)
- You know, I reckon I
should take their plane,
just head straight back,
why can't I do that?
- They never see anyone, Scotty,
no wonder they look
forward to us coming.
It's funny, they're not answering.
(Water lapping)
(Goat bleating)
- Hello!
Anybody home?
(Ominous music)
Hello!
Hello.
- [Lexie] Looks like they
got sick of waiting for us.
- Yeah, they've obviously got
a lot of time on their hands.
So where are they?
Not bad, Ross is getting better.
- Really?
- Yeah, it's great.
- Didn't leave us much, did they?
Oh, what about Scotty?
- He wanted to check
out the other plane.
(Mumbled cake appreciation)
- Do you remember we had a
deal with your old manager,
Barney, huh?
- [Lauren] How could I forget?
- Carlos, so rude.
Jerry,
you understand if we keep
things on a first name basis?
It's a great shame you
didn't become our partner
when Barney left.
- I can see how much fun
that would've been.
- Small businesses like ours
have to stick together,
you know how tough it is
these days to stay afloat.
Perhaps I should say,
in your case, airborne.
(Laughs)
We have to take any
opportunities that we can,
isn't that right?
- How is tying us up
helping your business?
- Well, the simple
fact of the matter is
Barney took our money and
we've come to take it back.
- It's getting so you can't
trust anyone these days.
- (Laughing) You're a very funny man.
(Gun fires) (Glass shatters)
So am I,
except when people rip me off.
- We don't know anything
about your money, I swear.
- Why don't you ask Barney where it is?
- We did.
- This is the only place it could be.
So why don't you tell us where it is
and we won't waste any
more of your time?
- You heard what she said, we
don't know where the money is.
- I don't think you understand me,
we're leaving here with the money
or we're leaving here with two
dead bodies, you got that?
(Planes whooshing)
(Upbeat rock music)
- [Chris] Must be a
fair chunk of change
these blokes are after.
What d'you reckon the odds
were of 'em turning up again?
- Oh, around this place,
pretty damn good.
- Are you pissed off at me?
- Yes, 'cause this is your fault.
- These are Barney's pals, not mine.
- Well, if you hadn't
let him run this place
like a two up game,
then maybe we wouldn't
be tied up like this.
- [Chris] Since when was I
responsible for Barney?
- Oh, if the chief pilot had
set some sort of example,
instead of just...
- Well, at least when he was in charge
it was fun coming to work.
- [Lauren] Because you
never did anything.
- Oh, that's rich, coming from you.
You come in here with your rich daddy,
you don't know how to run the joint...
- Enough!
My god, you two are boring.
- Scotty and jimbo might be back soon.
- No, they've gone to
the weather station.
They'll be hours yet.
- Nobody's coming to get you.
(Upbeat rock music)
♪ So strong I get used to ♪
♪ got a cold shiver down my spine ♪
♪ got to calling drummer number five ♪
♪ I've been writing a
song about going away ♪
♪ I'm on the dance floor every day ♪
♪ got the mess up here ♪
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- You going to want to tell
Jerry where the money is.
He has very little patience.
- No kidding.
- It's his blood pressure,
too much junk food.
- Say, weren't you guys
using Uzis last time?
- Chris.
- They were always jamming.
- Excuse me, do we care about this?
- I was just making conversation.
- So stop interrupting.
- So what're you using now?
- Glocks.
Do you know them?
- [Lauren] I don't want
to hear the details
of the guns they're
going to kill us with.
- Shut up!
If the man wants to talk about
guns he can talk about guns.
(Sneaky music)
- You tell me to shut up?
- She always like this?
- No, she isn't, she just doesn't like
making stupid small talk
with armed criminals.
- Just keep quiet
and don't call me stupid.
- Damn.
- [Carlos] You are very,
very wrong my friend.
- You don't know what
you're talking about.
- Batman is the mighty warrior,
no normal men can beat him.
- Yeah, but spiderman's
not a normal man,
that's what I'm saying,
he was bitten by a radioactive spider.
- But he started as an ordinary man,
Batman was special from birth.
- Will you two shut up, please?
Next you'll be arguing about
who's the sexiest on gilligan's island.
- [Together] Mary Ann.
- Can't find anything.
We'll have to make them talk.
(Ominous music)
- I told you, we don't
know where any money is.
Believe me, if I did I'd be long gone.
- Maybe the rats ate it.
- We don't have any rats.
Do we?
(Muffled voices on radio)
- I've checked the other plane,
it's fine to fly, just
needs an oil drain.
What's happened, where
are the weather heads?
- Nowhere here.
- It's so weird, it's
like they've suddenly
stopped in the middle
of everything and left.
- Or were taken.
Haven't you heard of the Mary Celeste?
Adrift on the ocean,
food still on the plates
and not a soul on board
and no one knows why.
- Maybe we should have
a little look around,
they might be in trouble.
- We still gotta do the other
delivery up the coast.
- Oh no, hey, I'll do it
if you wanna give me a hand
unloading the supplies
then you can stay and
have a look around,
I'll be back in about an hour.
- Carlos.
Carlos.
(Speaking in a foreign language)
(Voices growing closer)
(Plane whooshing)
- Boy, I love flying.
(Laughing)
- They could be on the
other side of the island
for all we know.
- Have you ever seen bushes like these?
They're amazing.
- Just looks like bush.
- But so alive,
so vivid.
I've never seen trees
in the bush so green.
- What's this?
(Laughing) Check this out.
What?
Have you ever seen the sky so blue?
(Singing and beatboxing)
- That was jimbo eze coming to you
from the delta from the dmz
we've got some great
t-shirts and some giveaways.
Big sky base this is Charlie
foxtrot delta tango,
(babbling and gasping)
I just wanted to call you guys
and tell you how great you are.
Chris, is anyone there?
I love you guys, you're the greatest.
(Sobbing)
Wow!
Check this out, this is amazing!
I've never seen the sky this blue.
Aw, check it out,
there's a cloud looks
just like Keith Richards!
Hey, Keith!
- What's got into him?
- You know Jim, stop that!
- What?
- Feeling my backside.
- I'm tryna get my hands loose.
- You don't have to feel
my bum while you do it.
- Believe me, it's not deliberate.
- I can move my hands
without touching your ass.
- Yes, maybe because
there's not as much of it.
- Just get us untied.
- Scared of missing dinner with Mr.
excitement?
- It's not just dinner.
He was taking me out for my birthday.
- Your birthday?
- Yes.
- Today?
Happy Birthday.
- Thanks.
- I don't see why I have to
get us out of here anyway,
it's so sexist.
- I never said I expected
you to do anything,
it's just that I'm
not, they've got guns.
- Okay, get ready.
Hey, Carlos.
Carlos, come here.
I am busting to take a leak.
- You must think we are very
stupid to fall for that one.
Julio.
- Do you wanna fill me in on the plan?
- Don't worry, it'll work.
- Julio will take you.
- Well, you're gonna have to untie me.
Either that or start
warming your hands up.
- Yee haw!
Keith!
- Is this still part of the plan?
(Sneaky music)
- Where the hell have
these guys got to?
- Whoa.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- What is it?
- I don't know, just a bit dizzy.
I'm fine.
- I think we should head back,
maybe they're back at
the station by now.
Feeling any better?
- Much.
- Think we should look
for another 10 minutes.
- Have you been working out lately?
- [Radio] I don't know
what you're talking about.
- You're not getting it, try again,
you say, knock, knock.
- [Radio] Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- [Radio] Who?
(Laughing)
- You get it?
- [Radio] No.
Who's there.
- No, no, I ask you who's there.
- [Radio] I don't know, who?
- (Laughing) That's the joke.
- [Radio] What is?
- Look, try it again, you
say, knock, knock, then I...
- [Radio] Yeah, right.
Maybe some other time,
Romeo hotel Sierra.
(Birds singing)
(Whirring whistle)
- Did you hear that?
- What?
- I heard a noise up ahead.
- Okay, well, I'll go take a look
and I think we'll get you
back to the station.
- I'm fine.
Don't be long, Scotty.
Scott, Scotty, Scott-y, Scotty.
(Voice warping)
Have you ever noticed
how weird that word is?
Hello.
(Tense music)
(Quiet moan)
- You're pretty quiet back there,
everything okay?
- Sure, this is how I always
like to spend my birthday.
- How old are you, anyway?
- None of your business.
- What is it about
asking women their ages?
You'd think I'd asked you
your bra size or something.
- I'm not gonna tell you that either.
- Yeah, all this fuss about equality
and you Chuck a wobbly
ever time somebody asks
you hold old you are.
- I don't have to
justify myself to you.
(Whispered hiss)
- Shh.
- Don't tell me to shush.
- No, I heard something from up there.
(Whispered hiss)
- Hi, you okay?
- Get out and call the police.
- I've tried, the place is
surrounded and the phone is dead.
I'm gonna try and get a knife
and cut you free, okay?
- They're coming.
- You'll cover for me if
I make a noise, right?
(Goat bleating)
- (Whooping) Yeah, we need some music!
Hey, I wonder where the stereo is.
- Lex.
Lex, Lexie, look I
need you to sit down.
- Okay.
- This is so weird, it's
like you're stoned.
- I'm really hungry.
I wonder if there's any
more of that cake left.
- What cake?
- You know, the one
that they made for us.
- What?
- You know, oh, sorry.
Jimbo and I didn't leave you any.
- I'll have a look 'round.
- Hey, is it hot in here or what?
- How old do you think I am?
- Oh no you don't, I'm
not touching that one.
- I'm not gonna get
upset, I'm just curious.
- I would say not a day over 30.
- 34.
(Dishes crashing)
- What's wrong with 34,
at least I didn't say 44! - Quiet!
- I can't believe you're so insensitive
and for the last time,
would you keep your hands to yourself?
- Give it up, will you?
I've never met somebody so
uptight in my whole life!
- Just shut the hell up
before I put a bullet in your heads
and you, stop touching her.
- I'm not.
- Do you hear something?
- Take it easy, man.
- I'm sick and tired of
them arguing all the time,
it's driving me crazy.
- Blame her, not me.
- It's not my fault.
- Shut up, just shut up!
Did you hear something.
- I think something from the kitchen.
- Hey, it's just your mates
tearing the place apart.
- Luis!
(Tense music)
(Speaks in a foreign language)
(Sighs)
(Metallic thudding)
- I am very disappointed
with you, friend.
You shouldn't touch her,
that is sexual harassment
in the workplace.
- Thank you.
- Oh, give me a break.
- We have looked in all
the obvious places.
- Then look in all the
unobvious places.
- We are, Julio's checking
the ventilation shafts.
- So go help him.
- Julio!
- Oh god.
- Hey, Luis, is that you?
- [Luis] Yeah, it's
me, I'm in the vents,
I'll be there in a minute.
- Okay, okay.
It's okay, nothing here.
I'll go back and look the other side.
- Ahh!
Get off me, get off me!
- What?
- A rat!
- What is it?
- A rat!
- Lauren, Lauren. (Shrieking)
Terrific, thank you very much.
- [Lauren] It wasn't my fault,
hasn't this place been fumigated?
- They were trying to
escape, where were you?
- [Carlos] I thought I'd try to help...
- You've gotta watch them all the time.
- We weren't going anywhere,
she was just wriggling.
- Put 'em back, make sure
the the ropes are tight.
- It was this rat, it was all over me.
- I thought we talked about this.
- Not me, a real rat.
- The way you treat a lady,
that's what you are.
- Any more silly business
and you'll both get it.
Understood?
(Ethereal music)
- G'day.
- Hello.
- Angel, right.
- That's right.
- Cool.
I've always wanted to meet an angel.
View must be pretty
good from there, eh?
- This cloud over there
looks like Keith Richards.
- Yeah, hey, Keith!
So, what's it like, you know?
- Heavenly.
- Can I, can I ask you something,
'cause I think you'd be the one to ask,
if you don't mind, that is?
'Cause some people say one thing
and some people say another thing and
well, it's hard to
know what the truth is
and it's important to know the truth.
- It is.
- So I won't, you know,
tell anyone or anything,
but,
I'd really, really love to know,
you know, for myself,
- what is it?
- Is Elvis really with you?
- This place really is a
pigsty, you know that?
- Oh, you have to know the system.
- Looked a lot better
before you tore it apart.
- Sorry, tell me where
some of the things go.
- Carlos, we're not cleaners, leave it.
- You should have told us
what we wanted to know.
- How many times do I have to tell you?
We don't know where the money...
- I found something, you better come.
- You were saying?
- What if they found Shay?
- Surprise.
Man, I thought they'd never leave.
- Well, if they haven't found you,
what have they found?
- I don't know.
(Speaking in a foreign language)
- Duck.
- Is this your idea of a joke?
- What are you talking about?
It's the money, isn't it?
- whiskey, bottles of gin and whiskey,
I mean, what the hell is this?
- Take it easy.
- Don't you tell me to take it easy!
(Glass smashing)
(Ethereal music)
- You've really been watching
out for me all this time?
- How d'you think you
survived everything?
- Wow, thanks.
So, you know, can you like see into the
future?
- Course, I see everything.
I understand everything.
- Everything?
- Everything.
- What happens at the end
of "2001: A space odyssey"?
- Well, nearly everything.
Ask me another.
- Why does toast always
fall buttered side down?
- God's got a terrible sense of humor.
- Am I gonna get married?
- Same old questions,
will I get married,
will I be happy?
Why don't people ever want
to know if the big bang
was a fact or a theory?
I mean, what is wrong
with probing intellectual
debate for a change?
- Well, I still wanna know
if I'm gonna get married.
- Sorry, I can't tell you.
- You said you knew.
- Yeah, well if I told you,
you might try and do the opposite.
That'd be interfering with destiny,
which is against the rules.
- Will I ever be able to have kids,
I don't suppose you can
tell me that either?
- Sorry.
- When am I gonna die?
- Same.
- What's the point of
knowing all this stuff
if you can't tell anyone?
- Yeah, well who said it
was easy being an angel?
I'd quit but I really like the wings.
- Isn't there anything you can tell me?
- Sorry.
- There's nothing else there.
It must've been the cake.
- So hot.
Aren't you boiling?
- Huh?
- What, you're kidding, I'm burning up.
Here, come on, take your clothes off.
- Uh, Lexie, I think we should stop.
I really think you've
been drugged somehow.
- No, I'm fine, I'm just hot
and you must be too, come on.
- Lexie look, I think you should
sit down and relax, okay?
- Let me just help you
take your clothes off,
you'll feel so much better
once you've got your clothes taken off.
Here, look, Scotty.
Look, Scotty if you just stop
being so silly for one second
I can help you get your clothes off,
you'll feel so much better.
Hi.
You got anything to eat?
- We'd run out of powdered milk
to Ross decided to milk the
goat and cook with that.
- Yeah, goats milk cheesecake.
I thought it'd make a
real taste sensation.
- Sure was, especially after
you threw in the dope
or whatever it was.
- Oh no, that was a complete accident.
We think the goat's
been feeding on these.
Yeah, these, they grow
wild 'round here.
- We identified them as
soon as we got here,
they're really very interesting,
a narcotic alkaloid
of the genus ipomoea,
they're harmless, but they have
hallucinogenic side effects.
- I actually made another cake so
it'd be interesting if you took it
to get it properly tested.
- So what, the goat ate these and?
- And it contaminated their milk.
- The milk that I used for the cake.
- We had no idea.
- No, until it took effect.
- And Lexie finished it off.
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- Ahh!
Ahh, itchy leg.
- Watch what you're doing,
you're cutting my wrist.
- Well, it'd help if you
didn't wriggle so much.
- I'm not.
- Ah, those are really nice
shoes, where'd you buy them?
- After we finished running
wild 'round the island
we crashed out for a couple of hours
and then we wake up fine.
- Fine, if a little confused.
- Are you sure she'll be okay,
I mean, she went out like a light.
- Positive, it'll stay in
your blood for a while,
but this is the last stage,
you get to a point where
you simply can't keep your
eyes open, no matter what.
(Ominous music)
- Jimbo!
I can't go into it right now,
but that cake you ate was drugged.
It's not poisonous, but it's
gonna make you fall asleep.
You have to tell me
your position, jimbo,
where are you?
- I'm in a plane.
- Yeah, I know that, but
I want you to have a
look at your instruments
and give me a GPS reading, okay?
What's it read?
- 40, 92, so many numbers,
there's so many numbers.
- Jimbo, just tell me
where you are, mate,
what can you see?
- Blue.
Blue.
More blue.
There's lots of blue.
There's a little green bit.
- That's jimbo,
he must be flying in circles.
- I'm gonna have to go find him.
He won't be able to land,
the state he's in.
- Can't you talk him down from here?
- You heard him,
he might think he's on
approach to the strip
and land in the ocean
or he could fall asleep
halfway through.
I'm gonna have to be up there with him.
(Tense music)
- I've had it with this,
I wanna get out of here.
- Just take it easy.
- No, I'm sick of it,
my arms are killing me,
my backside's numb.
I was meant to call Paul hours ago.
Why don't we just tell them?
- We can't!
- We're not gonna get out
of here any other way!
Okay, you win, I'll tell
you where the money is.
- Lauren, shut up!
- Where?
- Don't listen to her,
she's full of crap.
- Give it up, will you?
It's not worth it, it's only money.
- Where is it?
- In the kitchen.
- Lauren!
- You lie, the kitchen has
already been searched.
- There's some loose
floorboards under the sink.
- Why did you tell us before.
- I hoped you would've given up by now.
- Wait'll I get my hands on you.
- If you are lying,
- I'll be sorry, I know.
(Exciting music)
- Not again.
Hey, Julio.
Okay, let's go.
(Julio groans)
- Why do men always have
to do things the hard way?
(Yells with frustration)
(Speaks in a foreign language)
- Where did they go?
- Get the other ones and get out.
Take him with you.
Come on.
Forget them, come on, come on.
(Speaking in a foreign language)
- [Radio] Police are on their way,
they said to just sit tight.
- Yeah, I've been doing that all day.
- [Radio] Hey, wasn't there a movie
where someone took over an airport?
- Yeah, but they had Bruce Willis.
- They were gone by
the time we got here.
It's hard to tell if they found
the money they're after.
- Or if it even exists.
- Yeah, secret stash doesn't
really sound like Barney,
does it?
Well, you never know, maybe
the money will appear.
(Mousetrap snapping) (Lauren yelling)
- Yeah, they were pretty
thorough, though.
If it is around, I don't
know where it'd be.
- Cool, a mystery.
We could be sitting on a fortune.
(Rats squeaking)
- Come on, jimbo, talk to me.
I can see ya, mate.
I'm right nearby, look
out your port side.
- Hey, Scotty.
- Look, you're gonna have to
turn to a new heading, okay?
You'll wanna be turning
right to heading 210.
You got that?
You've gotta do it now.
- 210.
Can I go to sleep now?
- No, no, you've gotta
stay awake jimbo.
We're nearly there.
That's good, jimbo.
Okay, he's on the right heading now,
we'll be there in a minute.
- What can we do to help?
- You got any emergency equipment?
- Fire extinguisher.
- And a first aid kit.
- Better get it ready,
stand by the strip.
- What'd he say, standby the strip?
- We'll be there.
- Hey, do you know how
to use an extinguisher?
- Nearly there, jimbo.
Okay, look, it's time for you
to start your descent, mate.
Decrease your speed and altitude
and then lower your landing gear, okay?
Drop your speed and lower
your landing gear.
That's good, mate, you're
doing really well.
Not long now, just keep with me.
Just hang in there, don't
go to sleep on me.
Keep it level.
Jim, jimbo, wake up!
Jimbo, you're headed for the trees!
Jimbo, wake up!
Pull up, pull up!
Okay, that's good mate, just
keep with me, would ya?
You're almost home.
That's great, jimbo, clear now.
That's really good mate, okay?
40 degrees of flat now, looking good.
Just gonna take the glide path,
that's great, jimbo,
you're almost there.
Nice and easy, wheels first.
(Extinguisher spraying) (Men shouting)
Okay, that's good, mate.
Now don't forget, pull the power off,
just go gentle on the breaks.
Mate, that is the single worst
landing I have ever seen.
You okay?
Jimbo?
- Oy, you bloody idiot.
(Birds singing)
- Scotty, when I was out of it,
- yeah.
- Did I do anything?
- Well, like what?
- Like, embarrassing?
- Don't you remember?
- Well, bits and pieces,
it's hard to tell what was
real and what wasn't.
(Laughing)
Did I or didn't I?
- No, nah, you,
you hugged a few trees,
you got the munchies
and you fell asleep, that was it.
- Really?
- We don't have to tell Chris
or Lauren about any of this,
do we?
- I don't think we should, no.
I'm gonna have to make up some excuse
why we couldn't take
the other plane back.
- Wonder if jimbo'll remember anything.
(Jimbo snoring)
(Ethereal music)
- [Scotty] Wake up, jimbo, we're home.
- Thank you for today.
- No worries.
- [Chris] So you still
think Friday the 13th
is a dumb superstition?
- Yeah, next one I'm staying in bed.
- You can still get bad luck in bed.
- I don't think I need to hear
about your personal problems.
- Hey, since Paul canceled,
why don't I take you
out for your birthday?
- [Lauren] You?
- Yeah, don't sound so surprised.
Want some?
That's good.
- Where'd you get that from?
- I don't know, tastes great.
- Why don't we get a beer with
it, make it a real party?
- Beer and cheesecake.
- Yeah, why not?
- Yep, why not?
It is my birthday.
(Jazzy music)
(Ethereal crooning music)
(Chiming)