Big Shot (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Episode #2.3 - full transcript
Previously on Big Shot…
Hey! Who the hell gave you permission
to use my court?
-Ms. Thomas said we could use it.
-Get out!
Ooh. Isn't this, like, her school though?
First, you let those boys into my gym,
and now you're replacing me?
It's not your gym. It's my gym.
-Hi. I'm--
-Yeah, I know who you are.
Oh. And you are?
Not even a little surprised
that you don't know who I am.
Took you long enough.
You didn't have to embarrass me
in front of the school.
These boys have been here
for five minutes,
and, already, they think
they can just walk all over us.
-What are you doing here?
-You are looking at
the brand-new head coach
of the Belford Bloodhounds.
Surprise.
You hear that, girls?
Life's a little more exciting in DII,
isn't it?
-Ladies and gentlemen, it is tip-off week!
So get on your feet
for your Belford Bloodhounds!
And here she is,
back on her home court, making history,
their new head coach, Holly Barrett.
Holly! Holly! Holly!
Holly! Holly! Holly! Holly! Holly!
Wow, a Holly chant.
Yeah, I guess when you take over
a powerhouse, all the love comes with it.
I've never seen the gym so packed.
Oh! Oh, okay. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
Thank you so much.
Uh, we are so excited.
Um, thank you to the Belford fans.
Thank you to the Westbrook fans.
And, uh, well, we hope to see you all this
week as we tip off a great season opener.
Thank you so much.
And they have a way better mascot than us.
I think ours has a lot of spirit.
Agreed.
Has a lot of something.
All right. Come on. Come over here.
Now listen. Belford's a great team,
but this is our house.
So let's go bring it down.
"Sirens" on three.
Here they are. Your Westbrook…
One, two, three, Sirens!
…Sirens!
- What? Where's…
Where-- Where's everybody going?
Oh, don't-- Go Sirens!
Don't take it personal.
The boys' rally ran long,
and the food trucks are here.
This could not be more embarrassing.
The bloodhound's butt is on our logo.
Come on, dog.
-Hey.
-Is this, like, a normal thing?
-No.
-No.
Oh, my God.
It smells good.
How does it feel to be
the first woman coach in Belford history?
Uh, it feels like it's about time.
But no,
I know that I do have a lot to live up to.
Some say it's the top job in the district.
Are you up for the challenge?
Uh… Um, yeah.
Of course I wouldn't have taken the job
if I didn't think that I could
maintain Belford's winning tradition.
Good luck, Coach.
Thank you.
-There's, like, eight trucks.
-Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, they just, like,
really do it up for the Bloodhounds.
Is that a sushi truck?
- Oh, my God. It is.
-Where?
Do you think they have uni?
Uni's my favorite.
They more than have it.
I already got it for you.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
This is the best uni I've ever had.
Now come on. There is a s'mores truck.
Part the waves. Fish coming through.
Am I the only one who thinks it's wrong
to serve someone fish
while dressed as a fish?
Who cares? Did you not hear
that they have a s'mores truck?
I called it.
Well, apparently,
if you make it to playoffs every year,
they treat you like royalty.
High school sports royalty? Please.
Hey, guys.
-Whoa, whoa. What is this?
-Hey.
- Come on.
- Are you ki-- Are we invisible?
Unbelievable.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey. No way. No.
- Special number two.
-What was that?
Just us becoming second-class citizens
at our own school.
Hey, there's a line.
Yo, I hope you choke on those tacos!
Okay, all right. You went right for it.
Okay, I can't ignore this anymore.
Louise, your uniform is pink.
Why is it pink?
I don't know. My washer's broken.
What, like, your housekeeper?
You broke her?
No, the washer machine at my condo.
Your parents bought you a condo?
No, not exactly.
Just with all the drama at home,
and because I'm a senior,
they said I could live at Nana's condo.
-Alone?
-Yeah.
-Louise, you're living alone?
-Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
Wait, is this why I saw you
shoving corn dogs in your purse at lunch?
It was one corn dog,
and they keep really well.
Pink uniform, purse corn dogs.
Geez, Louise. You're really crushing it.
I actually am.
You know,
I got home at, uh, 11:00 last night.
How's your curfew working out for you?
Better than your meals.
Louise,
are you sure you're ready to live alone?
Totally.
You guys, chill. I'm-- I'm good.
-Sure.
-Gonna get some s'mores now.
Okay, anyone else find this concerning?
Yeah. Louise has never had
to take care of herself.
I mean, clearly,
she's not washing things with like colors.
Her whole entire wardrobe's
at stake right now.
Maybe we should go over there
and help her get settled.
-Yeah.
- I'm in.
-Clean Louise's condo? Pass.
-Here we go.
Not a big shocker.
Next!
- Hey.
-Hey.
You, uh…
You missed the Sirens' intro there.
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I had to do an interview.
-You know how that is.
-No, I actually-- No.
You know,
I don't think I like all this hoopla.
-Really? Hmm.
-No.
Listen, we have to do
a little bit of housekeeping.
-Housekeeping.
-Because the girls' games are
moving to 4:30, we're gonna have to
figure out the practice schedule.
What do you mean the games are moving?
We're not moving to 4:30.
Marvyn, we have two teams sharing a gym,
and the administration decided the girls--
The administration is Sherilyn,
and we're not moving to 4:30.
That's not--
We're not doing that. It's not fair.
What do you mean it's not fair?
You gonna tell?
And then she said we have to play at 4:30.
- Marvyn.
-No.
-No, she said we had to share.
-We were here first,
-and they come waltzing into our school.
-I didn't come waltzing in. I literally--
-Do I need to separate you two?
- You waltzed in!
The schedule stays as is. Okay?
They came into our school.
'Cause of the prank your team pulled.
Yes, because of the prank.
Look, Marvyn,
it's not my choice to move the girls,
but this is Belford's home now too.
And the Bloodhounds game at seven o'clock
always sells out.
What do you mean they sell out?
We sell tickets now?
We? Barely, but Belford, all the time.
They were on TV. They won state.
-They're popular.
-So what?
So, the tickets help with equipment.
For, like, lacrosse and tennis,
right on down the line.
Not to mention the complaints I would get
from the Bloodhound nation
-if I don't let them play at 7:30.
So it's just safe
to let the girls play early.
It's all about the fans. All about the--
You don't care about winning a game.
Do me a favor. Try to win some games.
That's what's important.
-You know what I love?
Is when he gets so upset
that the little vein pops out,
-and he starts stuttering.
-I know.
-That only happens when we're right.
-Hmm.
-Thanks.
Uh, by the way,
I heard those crowds cheering for you.
They really love you.
Yeah. I think it's the jerseys
that they're cheering for.
Still gotta win over those players.
-Ball, ball, ball. Ball!
-Watch out!
All right, good. Bring it in. Bring it in.
Louise, nice cut.
Um…
Our season opener will tip off
at 4:30 now, not at 7:00.
-What?
-Unbelievable.
4:30? That's so early.
My parents can't make that.
Yeah, no one can make that.
That time slot's an insult.
You know we were here before the boys?
-Yeah.
-I know.
And there's their fancy equipment.
- No way.
- Come on.
Welcome to women's sports.
Um, we're in women's sports.
Um, yeah. At an all-girls school,
but when the boys arrive,
reality check on which team's a priority.
-Yeah, the team who owns the gym.
-It's just like this on tour.
We work just as hard as the boys, and yet,
they get the best hotel, the best food,
the best bus, best everything.
Well, at least it didn't make you bitter
and insufferable.
All right, girls. Knock it off.
Listen, Sherilyn thinks that since
the Bloodhounds have better attendance,
that they get the better time slot.
I'm so---
Do something about it
-if you don't like it.
-You…
Oh. We could make a hype reel
and plaster it across social media.
Yeah.
Yeah, that will totally go viral
if we get Justin Bieber in it.
You kinda used to be a celebrity.
Why don't you do something?
Oh, I don't know.
Because I believe in all of you so much.
You guys don't need me.
- But, Coach?
-Yes?
At the end of the day,
can you look in the mirror
and say that you gave this your very best?
Thin ice.
Twenty burpees, all of you.
-Come on!
Thanks a lot, Ava.
Listen, you're my crisis manager.
You got me through
this chair thing sort of.
I need a big move here.
Oh, Marvyn! You're cute.
Getting the girls' high school
DII championship on national TV.
That's not a crisis. That's a fantasy.
I'm already changing the channel.
Come on. They broadcast the boys' games.
Sometimes. That's because people
like to watch boys' games.
Yeah. Because they're on TV.
You don't even know
if you'll make it to the championship.
We'll make the championship.
And we're gonna win.
You say that every year.
Look, these girls bust their tails.
They play a better,
more pure form of basketball.
It's not fair they don't get
the same exposure as boys.
Listen to you.
Coach "I am woman. Hear me roar."
I like this for you, Marvyn. I like it.
Look. These networks have got
a lot of mileage out of me.
-They gotta throw me a bone here.
-Okay.
I will put in a call,
but don't hold your breath.
Oh. Okay, okay.
-It's cool, right?
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
-Yeah!
You know, I just--
I feel like all your time with, like,
nannies and maids
really stunted your growth in a few areas.
Your fridge has two Fruit Roll-Ups
and a piece of lasagna in it. That's it.
Yeah,
the old man next door made the lasagna.
-He had a huge crush on my nana.
-He told you that?
No, but he thinks I'm her.
I just don't have the heart
to correct him.
Plus, it's good lasagna.
What a fun eldercare community
you live in.
How about we just start cleaning up?
-Nasty!
And it's usually best
to put the trash bag in the bin
before you throw away that much soup.
Hey. Louise, what is this?
Oh, my God.
That's my family.
I drew that when I was, like, five.
I didn't know it never got wiped off.
- Hype reel, done.
Wow. This place is so much cleaner.
You all right?
What?
Oh, yeah.
Um, we should probably clean that off.
It's not my family anymore.
You sure? It's kind of sweet.
Maybe you should keep it?
No.
No, I can't.
Honestly, it's just a reminder
that things will never be the same.
This whole place is a reminder of that.
Well, you know what would help?
A makeover.
Let's give Nana's place a fresh, new look.
That would be kind of amazing.
You know what else
is gonna be kind of amazing?
When this puppy hits social.
Buckle up.
Sirens!
-Seven likes so far.
Uh, let me guess.
That's not going viral, right?
Not really.
I was one of the likes.
Ava, you have a ton of followers.
Can you just post it?
Um, no. After watching this,
I don't even wanna go to our games.
All right. Enough of this.
Come on, girls. Pay attention.
This is our season opener.
This is our new journey.
Our journey to DII championship.
Wooden said, "Be at your best
when your best is needed."
Well, guess what?
That moment is right now.
Now listen,
I don't want any hero ball out there.
Execute, do your job, and play hard.
-Got it?
-Yeah.
Let's give this crowd a show, huh?
"Sirens" on three.
One, two, three, Sirens!
Come on, girls. We're up big!
Give me some excitement here.
What's the difference? Nobody's watching.
That's on me. I really botched the video.
Yeah.
What, are you kidding me, ref?
That was really soft.
-We're playing basketball here.
- All right. Destiny!
-Control your player, Coach.
-I got it. Destiny! Destiny!
-Get out of here!
-Good, good, good. Sit down. Calm down.
It was an obvious foul.
Could've been a flagrant.
Yeah, I know. I agree with you.
It was a-- It was a foul. Right.
What you have been missing all night is
the over-the-backs about 20 times,
-but, you know, that's cool.
-Okay. Have a seat, Coach.
Let me ask you a question.
With every bad call, does a piece of hair
fall out of your head?
-What?
-Team, coach.
Oh. Oh, you're T'ing me up, huh? Big man.
There's your story.
Now you got your story
for all your loser ref friends.
You T'd up the great Coach Korn.
Three-time champion.
-Okay, I T'd up a DII high school coach.
-Oh, really?
-What are you doing?
- Say that to my face.
Getting that viral video we wanted.
-You're up by 20!
-I don't care.
-Kick me out!
- Let's go! I'm ejecting you!
-You wanna dance? I'll dance with you.
-I would eject you…
-And we're viral.
Coach Korn dances with a zebra.
It only gets better with time.
How did you know this would work?
I led the Tour of Aces last season,
but TV only showed the highlights
of when I lost it on someone.
Oh. Wait, when you lo-- I feel like that
happened, like, a lot with your partners?
Uh, they were losers.
And the point is,
the Internet loves it when you rage out.
And Korn delivered.
Wow! Already at over 10,000 likes.
None of those were me.
I think we're better than that.
And I think
Korn would kill everyone involved--
Ava, is this your idea of a good idea?
Look, I don't know what you do there
in sand volleyball,
-but on my team, we don't--
-We tripled our ticket sales already.
There he is! You're the man, Coach!
That ref is a clown.
Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Hey, Coach, they're doing the Holly chant.
Except for you.
Coach Korn! Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
You're welcome.
Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Coach Korn! Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Best defense in the country.
They were fast. They were athletic.
They were aggressive.
So I used that against them.
Whoa. Coach, that is so badass.
Legendary.
Okay!
Gentlemen, on the baseline, please!
-Coach Korn?
-Yeah?
Thank you for your service.
-Give 'em hell, boys.
- Yes, sir.
Hey, later you gotta show us
that wheel motion set.
-You got it.
- You know it.
Yeah. Dope. Yeah. So good.
Baseline!
- Okay!
Suicides until I get back!
And don't dog it!
Hey, I would love it
if you would not undermine my practices
by hosting Coach Korn's hoop game.
The boys wanted to hear some stories.
I was just indulging them.
Yeah, and I bet they loved that video.
Yeah, they did. Everybody did.
It was very popular.
Which makes me think we should switch
the game times back to where they were.
You guys take 4:30,
and we take prime time.
You seriously feel good about that tape?
I thought that you said
that winning sells tickets.
What,
is "tantrumming" just quicker for you now?
I was coaching, Holly.
That is not the kinda thing you should be
putting out to represent Westbrook.
-You know that. It's beneath you.
-Really? Hmm.
I thought you had evolved.
First of all, I don't need you tracking
my personal growth, okay?
-Secondly, Ava put that video out, not me!
-Oh, even better.
-And I'm glad she did!
-What? Why?
Girls' teams don't get the attention
they deserve, and I think this will help.
Yeah, not my first week as a girl.
-Are you mansplaining feminism to me now?
-I'm not mansplaining anything.
I'm just simply trying to tell you,
it's difficult being a woman
in sports these days.
-Wow.
-I did it for them.
Oh, yeah, sure.
No, this has nothing to do with you.
It doesn't.
Okay. While you're out there,
and you're "tantrumming"
on behalf of women's rights…
thank you so much,
I am trying to coach a new team here.
Holly, you've been given
the keys to a Ferrari.
All you have to do is not crash it.
How does this work?
I'm gonna go out there.
I'm gonna finish this practice.
-Would you just do me one favor?
-What?
Don't walk through the gym when you leave.
Boys, I thought I said suicides!
Get on the baseline. Let's go.
Pick up your feet!
You ready for this?
You guys can still bail if you want.
No way. "Sirens" on three?
Well, since I'm not on the team,
maybe I'll go do a smoothie run.
- Get in here.
-One, two, three!
- Sirens!
Did we somehow make it worse?
What's with the floors?
On Property Brothers, there's always
a gorgeous hardwood underneath the carpet.
It's a TV show, Samantha.
Probably not even brothers.
Well, Mouse will be back soon
with the tape measure.
Well, I don't think that's gonna help.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't have any money
to repair this stuff.
This whole thing sucks.
My family's gone. My house is gone.
Maybe I'm not ready for this.
I'm so sorry, Louise.
We love you.
Do you guys hear like a…
a waterfall?
I feel like it's not supposed to,
like, leak like that.
-Ah. Working on the weekend.
-Hey.
I knew I hired the right coach.
Well, I wouldn't get ahead of yourself.
We haven't won anything yet.
-Well, you will.
-Yeah. I'm not so sure.
I think the boys can smell that on me
a mile away.
How's the invasion treating you?
It's been a treat.
I inherited 400 Neanderthals
who have never seen a stick of deodorant
in their life.
I am juggling the roles of a--
two principals, four flight attendants,
-and roughly six prison guards.
-Wow.
So, you will understand if, uh,
I don't have the bandwidth right now
for my boys' basketball coach doubting
whether she can coach boys' basketball.
That's fair.
Holly, you are my friend.
But you wanted this job.
And I pushed it very hard
for you to get it.
I know.
So I expect you to do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, by the way, uh, two principals,
four flight attendants, six prison guards,
they can't hold a candle
to one Sherilyn Thomas.
Well, we shall discuss this further
Monday evening
in my office over margaritas
that you shall be bringing.
Yes, ma'am.
All right. Have a good weekend.
-You too. Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
Hey.
Hey, Coach.
Look at this. Nick Russo, in on a Saturday
doing reps when no one's watching.
You're here on a Saturday too.
-Well, I came to talk to my plants.
-Okay.
I'm working on plays.
That's the sign of a leader. I like that.
Thanks. It means a lot coming from,
you know, a real coach.
A real coach?
Yeah.
What's that mean? What's a real coach?
-Well, you know, you're just…
-No, no, I don't-- I don't know.
What do you mean by "real coach"?
I'm slow. Explain it to me.
It's just--
I mean, it's nice talking man-to-man.
- Ah.
-You know?
Like, I guess, some of the guys
wish you were coaching us instead.
Right. Right. But, as team captain,
you straighten 'em out, right?
You told them to support Coach Barrett,
didn't you?
-Scoot over.
I'm guessing you wanna get to the NBA.
-Am I correct?
-Yeah.
Yeah. And… you know that
there are women coaching men in the NBA?
-And good ones too.
-Mm-hmm.
-You do?
-Yeah.
-You know Becky Hammon?
-Of course.
Yeah. You know she coached in the league
for a long time, didn't she?
She's a friend of mine.
Let's, uh… Let's give her a quick call.
You seem to have a lot to say
on this matter.
Tell her what you think
about women coaching men.
-Uh…
-Uh, what? What?
You don't wanna?
-No.
-Should I hang up?
-Yes, please. You can-- Yes.
-You sure?
Because she's great to talk--
I mean, she's tough.
-No-- Yeah, you can hang up.
-She takes…
-Are you sure?
-Yes, please.
Nick, guys like us have had it easy.
Coach Barrett has had
to work twice as hard.
She's had to be twice as tough.
She's a damn good coach, man.
So when she talks, I suggest you listen.
Yes, sir.
I'm so sorry we had to call you.
It's all good.
You can literally do anything, Holly.
We honestly just wanted to
give Louise's place a fun makeover.
-And instead, we trashed it.
-No, no, no, no. It's not that bad.
It just needs a little paint
and some highly unskilled labor.
I think I know where I can find that.
So you want us to paint an apartment?
Don't be ridiculous, Aidan. It's a condo.
So you're making us go?
Look, there's no pressure.
Not like the kind of pressure
you seem to feel
every time your girlfriend comes
to the game,
and you gotta take all the shots
even though you're not open.
Maybe ask her to sit out
a couple of games, huh?
Come on, Ethan.
The only funny thing here is
your free throw shooting.
But you have an A in Physics, right?
So, clearly, you understand
how an angle relates to velocity.
And yet,
you cannot apply it when it counts.
You gotta tuck the elbow.
We can fix that.
All right, gentlemen.
I'll see you in the morning.
And voilà!
Oh, my…
-This is amazing.
Well, it's not finished just yet.
What is this?
That is a little reminder that
we will always be your family, Louise.
I drew it.
I'm super in touch with my inner child.
In touch.
You guys are the best.
This almost makes up
for you inviting Ava to my place.
-Sorry. It was the wrong group chat.
Yeah.
Maybe we could just add her in,
-like, right here, I feel like.
- Hey, Holly.
-Yeah?
Thank you for doing this.
You're welcome.
Listen, this is a really big step,
and I know you're 18,
but if you need anything,
I want you to call me.
Okay. I will.
You're welcome.
We may have underestimated you, Coach.
Really? Okay.
Well,
how about we keep surprising each other?
It's a good job, guys.
-Pizza delivery!
- Yay!
- Who wants pizza?
- Yes!
-Holly, I got…
- Yum!
-Hey, Dad.
-Hi.
Here.
So, Louise's parents let her
live here by herself?
Yep. Pretty cool, huh?
No, not cool. Don't get any ideas.
-Okay.
-All right, who wants pizza?
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
Hey.
Hey.
Thank you for helping today.
I figured, if we didn't, Coach Barrett
would run us until our legs fell off, so…
We got off to a bad start.
You mean my dad bankrupting your family?
I never considered
that you lost everything too.
You didn't deserve that.
Also, uh…
I've been trying to find a way
to tell you something…
I ate that last piece of lasagna
that was in your fridge.
Wasn't it so good?
Yeah, it honestly was.
- We were just talking about it.
Wait a sec. What? Where's the video?
It's so stupid. He made me take it down.
Yeah. I made you take it down, Ava,
because that's not who we are.
Who are we?
I know you're disappointed,
but our team is not a freak show.
I mean, when people come to watch us play,
they're not gonna see
me chewing out a ref.
That was bad. That was on me.
So I guess we're just playing
for our parents and the mascot?
Take a look at each other.
Take a good look at each other.
Come on. Look in each other's eyes.
That's who we play for.
That's who we can count on.
We don't measure our self-worth
by how many fans are in the stands
or how many likes we get.
Fans wanna watch a team
that doesn't care who's watching.
They wanna watch a team who has heart,
who plays hard and cares about each other.
And that's who we are. Right?
Right?
Good night, Louise.
Good night.
- Good night, Holly.
- Night.
-Good night, girls.
- Bye, Holly.
Night, Holly.
All right, girls, you, uh, have fun.
Not too much fun.
Holly! Holly!
-Can I walk you to your car?
-No.
-I'll take that as a yes.
Slow down. Slow down.
Listen, I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
-Ah.
-That was a cheap shot that I took at you.
That line about the Ferrari
and all that stuff.
What I--
I downplayed what you had in front of you,
and what I should have said was
that you got this.
That you're up for the challenge,
-and I'm proud of you.
-Thank you.
I mean, the sacrifices that you've made
to get where you are, is--
I mean, look, you have no family,
no husband, no kids.
-I mean that's-- that's a sacrifice.
-What? What did you just say?
It's a compliment.
What I'm saying, really-- I mean--
What I'm saying is that you've had
to work twice as hard as any men.
You fight twice as hard.
That's what I told Nick.
You talked to my player about me?
Yeah.
I thought I told you not to undermine me
by interfering with my team.
I'm not undermine-- I was trying to help.
The way to help with my team
is to not help.
What I was doing was,
I was trying to get in this kid's head
that you and I are equals.
Listen! If you have to advocate
to anyone on my behalf,
that means that you are more powerful.
That you have more influence and,
therefore, that we are not equals.
Fine, I'll call the guy
and tell him you're terrible.
Is that what you want? What do you want?
-What I--
-I apologized. You don't like that.
-Marvyn! I want you to stop talking.
-What do you want me to do?
-Look! Stop talking.
-But what do you want me to do?
To stop talking!
You know it's not easy…
being a head coach who has to share a gym
with the legendary Marvyn Korn.
Tell me about it.
You're scared. Aren't you?
Yeah.
Terrified.
-You?
-No.
Yes. It's-- I--
Nobody's coming to watch our games.
-My two best players hate each other.
-Hmm.
And I'm trying to manage all of that
without my very best assistant
that I ever had.
-You still mad at me because…
-Are you still mad at me? You're not--
-Marvyn.
I just need to know.
-Marvyn. I'm gonna get in my car now.
-What?
-Okay.
-I'm gonna drive home.
I'm going to go into my empty house,
and I'm going to open a bottle of wine.
And then I'm going to enjoy the silence.
-Want me to go with you?
-I do not.
Good night, Marvyn.
Good night, Holly.
Thanks for sticking up for me.
So, I, uh,
saw you talking to Nicky Hoops tonight.
Okay, let's not make a big deal of it.
I would never. Okay?
I'm simply asking,
"Are you getting married?"
Uh, I think we, uh,
confirmed that he hates me, so…
It did not look like he hated you tonight.
You clearly like him. Ask him out.
Okay. I think you're getting
a little ahead of yourself.
Tell me you don't want to,
and I'll shut up. I mean…
I was maybe gonna text him.
I don't know. Do you think I should?
Yes. Duh. Duh. Yes.
- What do I even say though?
-Just-- I don't know.
Like, ask him to the beach or something.
Like, it literally doesn't matter.
Just… Yes.
-This is so stupid.
-No, it's not.
-Okay.
-You can do it.
-Oh.
I did not expect us
to end up here tonight.
I did.
Hey! Who the hell gave you permission
to use my court?
-Ms. Thomas said we could use it.
-Get out!
Ooh. Isn't this, like, her school though?
First, you let those boys into my gym,
and now you're replacing me?
It's not your gym. It's my gym.
-Hi. I'm--
-Yeah, I know who you are.
Oh. And you are?
Not even a little surprised
that you don't know who I am.
Took you long enough.
You didn't have to embarrass me
in front of the school.
These boys have been here
for five minutes,
and, already, they think
they can just walk all over us.
-What are you doing here?
-You are looking at
the brand-new head coach
of the Belford Bloodhounds.
Surprise.
You hear that, girls?
Life's a little more exciting in DII,
isn't it?
-Ladies and gentlemen, it is tip-off week!
So get on your feet
for your Belford Bloodhounds!
And here she is,
back on her home court, making history,
their new head coach, Holly Barrett.
Holly! Holly! Holly!
Holly! Holly! Holly! Holly! Holly!
Wow, a Holly chant.
Yeah, I guess when you take over
a powerhouse, all the love comes with it.
I've never seen the gym so packed.
Oh! Oh, okay. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
Thank you so much.
Uh, we are so excited.
Um, thank you to the Belford fans.
Thank you to the Westbrook fans.
And, uh, well, we hope to see you all this
week as we tip off a great season opener.
Thank you so much.
And they have a way better mascot than us.
I think ours has a lot of spirit.
Agreed.
Has a lot of something.
All right. Come on. Come over here.
Now listen. Belford's a great team,
but this is our house.
So let's go bring it down.
"Sirens" on three.
Here they are. Your Westbrook…
One, two, three, Sirens!
…Sirens!
- What? Where's…
Where-- Where's everybody going?
Oh, don't-- Go Sirens!
Don't take it personal.
The boys' rally ran long,
and the food trucks are here.
This could not be more embarrassing.
The bloodhound's butt is on our logo.
Come on, dog.
-Hey.
-Is this, like, a normal thing?
-No.
-No.
Oh, my God.
It smells good.
How does it feel to be
the first woman coach in Belford history?
Uh, it feels like it's about time.
But no,
I know that I do have a lot to live up to.
Some say it's the top job in the district.
Are you up for the challenge?
Uh… Um, yeah.
Of course I wouldn't have taken the job
if I didn't think that I could
maintain Belford's winning tradition.
Good luck, Coach.
Thank you.
-There's, like, eight trucks.
-Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, they just, like,
really do it up for the Bloodhounds.
Is that a sushi truck?
- Oh, my God. It is.
-Where?
Do you think they have uni?
Uni's my favorite.
They more than have it.
I already got it for you.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
This is the best uni I've ever had.
Now come on. There is a s'mores truck.
Part the waves. Fish coming through.
Am I the only one who thinks it's wrong
to serve someone fish
while dressed as a fish?
Who cares? Did you not hear
that they have a s'mores truck?
I called it.
Well, apparently,
if you make it to playoffs every year,
they treat you like royalty.
High school sports royalty? Please.
Hey, guys.
-Whoa, whoa. What is this?
-Hey.
- Come on.
- Are you ki-- Are we invisible?
Unbelievable.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey. No way. No.
- Special number two.
-What was that?
Just us becoming second-class citizens
at our own school.
Hey, there's a line.
Yo, I hope you choke on those tacos!
Okay, all right. You went right for it.
Okay, I can't ignore this anymore.
Louise, your uniform is pink.
Why is it pink?
I don't know. My washer's broken.
What, like, your housekeeper?
You broke her?
No, the washer machine at my condo.
Your parents bought you a condo?
No, not exactly.
Just with all the drama at home,
and because I'm a senior,
they said I could live at Nana's condo.
-Alone?
-Yeah.
-Louise, you're living alone?
-Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
Wait, is this why I saw you
shoving corn dogs in your purse at lunch?
It was one corn dog,
and they keep really well.
Pink uniform, purse corn dogs.
Geez, Louise. You're really crushing it.
I actually am.
You know,
I got home at, uh, 11:00 last night.
How's your curfew working out for you?
Better than your meals.
Louise,
are you sure you're ready to live alone?
Totally.
You guys, chill. I'm-- I'm good.
-Sure.
-Gonna get some s'mores now.
Okay, anyone else find this concerning?
Yeah. Louise has never had
to take care of herself.
I mean, clearly,
she's not washing things with like colors.
Her whole entire wardrobe's
at stake right now.
Maybe we should go over there
and help her get settled.
-Yeah.
- I'm in.
-Clean Louise's condo? Pass.
-Here we go.
Not a big shocker.
Next!
- Hey.
-Hey.
You, uh…
You missed the Sirens' intro there.
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I had to do an interview.
-You know how that is.
-No, I actually-- No.
You know,
I don't think I like all this hoopla.
-Really? Hmm.
-No.
Listen, we have to do
a little bit of housekeeping.
-Housekeeping.
-Because the girls' games are
moving to 4:30, we're gonna have to
figure out the practice schedule.
What do you mean the games are moving?
We're not moving to 4:30.
Marvyn, we have two teams sharing a gym,
and the administration decided the girls--
The administration is Sherilyn,
and we're not moving to 4:30.
That's not--
We're not doing that. It's not fair.
What do you mean it's not fair?
You gonna tell?
And then she said we have to play at 4:30.
- Marvyn.
-No.
-No, she said we had to share.
-We were here first,
-and they come waltzing into our school.
-I didn't come waltzing in. I literally--
-Do I need to separate you two?
- You waltzed in!
The schedule stays as is. Okay?
They came into our school.
'Cause of the prank your team pulled.
Yes, because of the prank.
Look, Marvyn,
it's not my choice to move the girls,
but this is Belford's home now too.
And the Bloodhounds game at seven o'clock
always sells out.
What do you mean they sell out?
We sell tickets now?
We? Barely, but Belford, all the time.
They were on TV. They won state.
-They're popular.
-So what?
So, the tickets help with equipment.
For, like, lacrosse and tennis,
right on down the line.
Not to mention the complaints I would get
from the Bloodhound nation
-if I don't let them play at 7:30.
So it's just safe
to let the girls play early.
It's all about the fans. All about the--
You don't care about winning a game.
Do me a favor. Try to win some games.
That's what's important.
-You know what I love?
Is when he gets so upset
that the little vein pops out,
-and he starts stuttering.
-I know.
-That only happens when we're right.
-Hmm.
-Thanks.
Uh, by the way,
I heard those crowds cheering for you.
They really love you.
Yeah. I think it's the jerseys
that they're cheering for.
Still gotta win over those players.
-Ball, ball, ball. Ball!
-Watch out!
All right, good. Bring it in. Bring it in.
Louise, nice cut.
Um…
Our season opener will tip off
at 4:30 now, not at 7:00.
-What?
-Unbelievable.
4:30? That's so early.
My parents can't make that.
Yeah, no one can make that.
That time slot's an insult.
You know we were here before the boys?
-Yeah.
-I know.
And there's their fancy equipment.
- No way.
- Come on.
Welcome to women's sports.
Um, we're in women's sports.
Um, yeah. At an all-girls school,
but when the boys arrive,
reality check on which team's a priority.
-Yeah, the team who owns the gym.
-It's just like this on tour.
We work just as hard as the boys, and yet,
they get the best hotel, the best food,
the best bus, best everything.
Well, at least it didn't make you bitter
and insufferable.
All right, girls. Knock it off.
Listen, Sherilyn thinks that since
the Bloodhounds have better attendance,
that they get the better time slot.
I'm so---
Do something about it
-if you don't like it.
-You…
Oh. We could make a hype reel
and plaster it across social media.
Yeah.
Yeah, that will totally go viral
if we get Justin Bieber in it.
You kinda used to be a celebrity.
Why don't you do something?
Oh, I don't know.
Because I believe in all of you so much.
You guys don't need me.
- But, Coach?
-Yes?
At the end of the day,
can you look in the mirror
and say that you gave this your very best?
Thin ice.
Twenty burpees, all of you.
-Come on!
Thanks a lot, Ava.
Listen, you're my crisis manager.
You got me through
this chair thing sort of.
I need a big move here.
Oh, Marvyn! You're cute.
Getting the girls' high school
DII championship on national TV.
That's not a crisis. That's a fantasy.
I'm already changing the channel.
Come on. They broadcast the boys' games.
Sometimes. That's because people
like to watch boys' games.
Yeah. Because they're on TV.
You don't even know
if you'll make it to the championship.
We'll make the championship.
And we're gonna win.
You say that every year.
Look, these girls bust their tails.
They play a better,
more pure form of basketball.
It's not fair they don't get
the same exposure as boys.
Listen to you.
Coach "I am woman. Hear me roar."
I like this for you, Marvyn. I like it.
Look. These networks have got
a lot of mileage out of me.
-They gotta throw me a bone here.
-Okay.
I will put in a call,
but don't hold your breath.
Oh. Okay, okay.
-It's cool, right?
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
-Yeah!
You know, I just--
I feel like all your time with, like,
nannies and maids
really stunted your growth in a few areas.
Your fridge has two Fruit Roll-Ups
and a piece of lasagna in it. That's it.
Yeah,
the old man next door made the lasagna.
-He had a huge crush on my nana.
-He told you that?
No, but he thinks I'm her.
I just don't have the heart
to correct him.
Plus, it's good lasagna.
What a fun eldercare community
you live in.
How about we just start cleaning up?
-Nasty!
And it's usually best
to put the trash bag in the bin
before you throw away that much soup.
Hey. Louise, what is this?
Oh, my God.
That's my family.
I drew that when I was, like, five.
I didn't know it never got wiped off.
- Hype reel, done.
Wow. This place is so much cleaner.
You all right?
What?
Oh, yeah.
Um, we should probably clean that off.
It's not my family anymore.
You sure? It's kind of sweet.
Maybe you should keep it?
No.
No, I can't.
Honestly, it's just a reminder
that things will never be the same.
This whole place is a reminder of that.
Well, you know what would help?
A makeover.
Let's give Nana's place a fresh, new look.
That would be kind of amazing.
You know what else
is gonna be kind of amazing?
When this puppy hits social.
Buckle up.
Sirens!
-Seven likes so far.
Uh, let me guess.
That's not going viral, right?
Not really.
I was one of the likes.
Ava, you have a ton of followers.
Can you just post it?
Um, no. After watching this,
I don't even wanna go to our games.
All right. Enough of this.
Come on, girls. Pay attention.
This is our season opener.
This is our new journey.
Our journey to DII championship.
Wooden said, "Be at your best
when your best is needed."
Well, guess what?
That moment is right now.
Now listen,
I don't want any hero ball out there.
Execute, do your job, and play hard.
-Got it?
-Yeah.
Let's give this crowd a show, huh?
"Sirens" on three.
One, two, three, Sirens!
Come on, girls. We're up big!
Give me some excitement here.
What's the difference? Nobody's watching.
That's on me. I really botched the video.
Yeah.
What, are you kidding me, ref?
That was really soft.
-We're playing basketball here.
- All right. Destiny!
-Control your player, Coach.
-I got it. Destiny! Destiny!
-Get out of here!
-Good, good, good. Sit down. Calm down.
It was an obvious foul.
Could've been a flagrant.
Yeah, I know. I agree with you.
It was a-- It was a foul. Right.
What you have been missing all night is
the over-the-backs about 20 times,
-but, you know, that's cool.
-Okay. Have a seat, Coach.
Let me ask you a question.
With every bad call, does a piece of hair
fall out of your head?
-What?
-Team, coach.
Oh. Oh, you're T'ing me up, huh? Big man.
There's your story.
Now you got your story
for all your loser ref friends.
You T'd up the great Coach Korn.
Three-time champion.
-Okay, I T'd up a DII high school coach.
-Oh, really?
-What are you doing?
- Say that to my face.
Getting that viral video we wanted.
-You're up by 20!
-I don't care.
-Kick me out!
- Let's go! I'm ejecting you!
-You wanna dance? I'll dance with you.
-I would eject you…
-And we're viral.
Coach Korn dances with a zebra.
It only gets better with time.
How did you know this would work?
I led the Tour of Aces last season,
but TV only showed the highlights
of when I lost it on someone.
Oh. Wait, when you lo-- I feel like that
happened, like, a lot with your partners?
Uh, they were losers.
And the point is,
the Internet loves it when you rage out.
And Korn delivered.
Wow! Already at over 10,000 likes.
None of those were me.
I think we're better than that.
And I think
Korn would kill everyone involved--
Ava, is this your idea of a good idea?
Look, I don't know what you do there
in sand volleyball,
-but on my team, we don't--
-We tripled our ticket sales already.
There he is! You're the man, Coach!
That ref is a clown.
Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Hey, Coach, they're doing the Holly chant.
Except for you.
Coach Korn! Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
You're welcome.
Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Coach Korn! Coach Korn! Coach Korn!
Best defense in the country.
They were fast. They were athletic.
They were aggressive.
So I used that against them.
Whoa. Coach, that is so badass.
Legendary.
Okay!
Gentlemen, on the baseline, please!
-Coach Korn?
-Yeah?
Thank you for your service.
-Give 'em hell, boys.
- Yes, sir.
Hey, later you gotta show us
that wheel motion set.
-You got it.
- You know it.
Yeah. Dope. Yeah. So good.
Baseline!
- Okay!
Suicides until I get back!
And don't dog it!
Hey, I would love it
if you would not undermine my practices
by hosting Coach Korn's hoop game.
The boys wanted to hear some stories.
I was just indulging them.
Yeah, and I bet they loved that video.
Yeah, they did. Everybody did.
It was very popular.
Which makes me think we should switch
the game times back to where they were.
You guys take 4:30,
and we take prime time.
You seriously feel good about that tape?
I thought that you said
that winning sells tickets.
What,
is "tantrumming" just quicker for you now?
I was coaching, Holly.
That is not the kinda thing you should be
putting out to represent Westbrook.
-You know that. It's beneath you.
-Really? Hmm.
I thought you had evolved.
First of all, I don't need you tracking
my personal growth, okay?
-Secondly, Ava put that video out, not me!
-Oh, even better.
-And I'm glad she did!
-What? Why?
Girls' teams don't get the attention
they deserve, and I think this will help.
Yeah, not my first week as a girl.
-Are you mansplaining feminism to me now?
-I'm not mansplaining anything.
I'm just simply trying to tell you,
it's difficult being a woman
in sports these days.
-Wow.
-I did it for them.
Oh, yeah, sure.
No, this has nothing to do with you.
It doesn't.
Okay. While you're out there,
and you're "tantrumming"
on behalf of women's rights…
thank you so much,
I am trying to coach a new team here.
Holly, you've been given
the keys to a Ferrari.
All you have to do is not crash it.
How does this work?
I'm gonna go out there.
I'm gonna finish this practice.
-Would you just do me one favor?
-What?
Don't walk through the gym when you leave.
Boys, I thought I said suicides!
Get on the baseline. Let's go.
Pick up your feet!
You ready for this?
You guys can still bail if you want.
No way. "Sirens" on three?
Well, since I'm not on the team,
maybe I'll go do a smoothie run.
- Get in here.
-One, two, three!
- Sirens!
Did we somehow make it worse?
What's with the floors?
On Property Brothers, there's always
a gorgeous hardwood underneath the carpet.
It's a TV show, Samantha.
Probably not even brothers.
Well, Mouse will be back soon
with the tape measure.
Well, I don't think that's gonna help.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't have any money
to repair this stuff.
This whole thing sucks.
My family's gone. My house is gone.
Maybe I'm not ready for this.
I'm so sorry, Louise.
We love you.
Do you guys hear like a…
a waterfall?
I feel like it's not supposed to,
like, leak like that.
-Ah. Working on the weekend.
-Hey.
I knew I hired the right coach.
Well, I wouldn't get ahead of yourself.
We haven't won anything yet.
-Well, you will.
-Yeah. I'm not so sure.
I think the boys can smell that on me
a mile away.
How's the invasion treating you?
It's been a treat.
I inherited 400 Neanderthals
who have never seen a stick of deodorant
in their life.
I am juggling the roles of a--
two principals, four flight attendants,
-and roughly six prison guards.
-Wow.
So, you will understand if, uh,
I don't have the bandwidth right now
for my boys' basketball coach doubting
whether she can coach boys' basketball.
That's fair.
Holly, you are my friend.
But you wanted this job.
And I pushed it very hard
for you to get it.
I know.
So I expect you to do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, by the way, uh, two principals,
four flight attendants, six prison guards,
they can't hold a candle
to one Sherilyn Thomas.
Well, we shall discuss this further
Monday evening
in my office over margaritas
that you shall be bringing.
Yes, ma'am.
All right. Have a good weekend.
-You too. Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
Hey.
Hey, Coach.
Look at this. Nick Russo, in on a Saturday
doing reps when no one's watching.
You're here on a Saturday too.
-Well, I came to talk to my plants.
-Okay.
I'm working on plays.
That's the sign of a leader. I like that.
Thanks. It means a lot coming from,
you know, a real coach.
A real coach?
Yeah.
What's that mean? What's a real coach?
-Well, you know, you're just…
-No, no, I don't-- I don't know.
What do you mean by "real coach"?
I'm slow. Explain it to me.
It's just--
I mean, it's nice talking man-to-man.
- Ah.
-You know?
Like, I guess, some of the guys
wish you were coaching us instead.
Right. Right. But, as team captain,
you straighten 'em out, right?
You told them to support Coach Barrett,
didn't you?
-Scoot over.
I'm guessing you wanna get to the NBA.
-Am I correct?
-Yeah.
Yeah. And… you know that
there are women coaching men in the NBA?
-And good ones too.
-Mm-hmm.
-You do?
-Yeah.
-You know Becky Hammon?
-Of course.
Yeah. You know she coached in the league
for a long time, didn't she?
She's a friend of mine.
Let's, uh… Let's give her a quick call.
You seem to have a lot to say
on this matter.
Tell her what you think
about women coaching men.
-Uh…
-Uh, what? What?
You don't wanna?
-No.
-Should I hang up?
-Yes, please. You can-- Yes.
-You sure?
Because she's great to talk--
I mean, she's tough.
-No-- Yeah, you can hang up.
-She takes…
-Are you sure?
-Yes, please.
Nick, guys like us have had it easy.
Coach Barrett has had
to work twice as hard.
She's had to be twice as tough.
She's a damn good coach, man.
So when she talks, I suggest you listen.
Yes, sir.
I'm so sorry we had to call you.
It's all good.
You can literally do anything, Holly.
We honestly just wanted to
give Louise's place a fun makeover.
-And instead, we trashed it.
-No, no, no, no. It's not that bad.
It just needs a little paint
and some highly unskilled labor.
I think I know where I can find that.
So you want us to paint an apartment?
Don't be ridiculous, Aidan. It's a condo.
So you're making us go?
Look, there's no pressure.
Not like the kind of pressure
you seem to feel
every time your girlfriend comes
to the game,
and you gotta take all the shots
even though you're not open.
Maybe ask her to sit out
a couple of games, huh?
Come on, Ethan.
The only funny thing here is
your free throw shooting.
But you have an A in Physics, right?
So, clearly, you understand
how an angle relates to velocity.
And yet,
you cannot apply it when it counts.
You gotta tuck the elbow.
We can fix that.
All right, gentlemen.
I'll see you in the morning.
And voilà!
Oh, my…
-This is amazing.
Well, it's not finished just yet.
What is this?
That is a little reminder that
we will always be your family, Louise.
I drew it.
I'm super in touch with my inner child.
In touch.
You guys are the best.
This almost makes up
for you inviting Ava to my place.
-Sorry. It was the wrong group chat.
Yeah.
Maybe we could just add her in,
-like, right here, I feel like.
- Hey, Holly.
-Yeah?
Thank you for doing this.
You're welcome.
Listen, this is a really big step,
and I know you're 18,
but if you need anything,
I want you to call me.
Okay. I will.
You're welcome.
We may have underestimated you, Coach.
Really? Okay.
Well,
how about we keep surprising each other?
It's a good job, guys.
-Pizza delivery!
- Yay!
- Who wants pizza?
- Yes!
-Holly, I got…
- Yum!
-Hey, Dad.
-Hi.
Here.
So, Louise's parents let her
live here by herself?
Yep. Pretty cool, huh?
No, not cool. Don't get any ideas.
-Okay.
-All right, who wants pizza?
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
Hey.
Hey.
Thank you for helping today.
I figured, if we didn't, Coach Barrett
would run us until our legs fell off, so…
We got off to a bad start.
You mean my dad bankrupting your family?
I never considered
that you lost everything too.
You didn't deserve that.
Also, uh…
I've been trying to find a way
to tell you something…
I ate that last piece of lasagna
that was in your fridge.
Wasn't it so good?
Yeah, it honestly was.
- We were just talking about it.
Wait a sec. What? Where's the video?
It's so stupid. He made me take it down.
Yeah. I made you take it down, Ava,
because that's not who we are.
Who are we?
I know you're disappointed,
but our team is not a freak show.
I mean, when people come to watch us play,
they're not gonna see
me chewing out a ref.
That was bad. That was on me.
So I guess we're just playing
for our parents and the mascot?
Take a look at each other.
Take a good look at each other.
Come on. Look in each other's eyes.
That's who we play for.
That's who we can count on.
We don't measure our self-worth
by how many fans are in the stands
or how many likes we get.
Fans wanna watch a team
that doesn't care who's watching.
They wanna watch a team who has heart,
who plays hard and cares about each other.
And that's who we are. Right?
Right?
Good night, Louise.
Good night.
- Good night, Holly.
- Night.
-Good night, girls.
- Bye, Holly.
Night, Holly.
All right, girls, you, uh, have fun.
Not too much fun.
Holly! Holly!
-Can I walk you to your car?
-No.
-I'll take that as a yes.
Slow down. Slow down.
Listen, I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
-Ah.
-That was a cheap shot that I took at you.
That line about the Ferrari
and all that stuff.
What I--
I downplayed what you had in front of you,
and what I should have said was
that you got this.
That you're up for the challenge,
-and I'm proud of you.
-Thank you.
I mean, the sacrifices that you've made
to get where you are, is--
I mean, look, you have no family,
no husband, no kids.
-I mean that's-- that's a sacrifice.
-What? What did you just say?
It's a compliment.
What I'm saying, really-- I mean--
What I'm saying is that you've had
to work twice as hard as any men.
You fight twice as hard.
That's what I told Nick.
You talked to my player about me?
Yeah.
I thought I told you not to undermine me
by interfering with my team.
I'm not undermine-- I was trying to help.
The way to help with my team
is to not help.
What I was doing was,
I was trying to get in this kid's head
that you and I are equals.
Listen! If you have to advocate
to anyone on my behalf,
that means that you are more powerful.
That you have more influence and,
therefore, that we are not equals.
Fine, I'll call the guy
and tell him you're terrible.
Is that what you want? What do you want?
-What I--
-I apologized. You don't like that.
-Marvyn! I want you to stop talking.
-What do you want me to do?
-Look! Stop talking.
-But what do you want me to do?
To stop talking!
You know it's not easy…
being a head coach who has to share a gym
with the legendary Marvyn Korn.
Tell me about it.
You're scared. Aren't you?
Yeah.
Terrified.
-You?
-No.
Yes. It's-- I--
Nobody's coming to watch our games.
-My two best players hate each other.
-Hmm.
And I'm trying to manage all of that
without my very best assistant
that I ever had.
-You still mad at me because…
-Are you still mad at me? You're not--
-Marvyn.
I just need to know.
-Marvyn. I'm gonna get in my car now.
-What?
-Okay.
-I'm gonna drive home.
I'm going to go into my empty house,
and I'm going to open a bottle of wine.
And then I'm going to enjoy the silence.
-Want me to go with you?
-I do not.
Good night, Marvyn.
Good night, Holly.
Thanks for sticking up for me.
So, I, uh,
saw you talking to Nicky Hoops tonight.
Okay, let's not make a big deal of it.
I would never. Okay?
I'm simply asking,
"Are you getting married?"
Uh, I think we, uh,
confirmed that he hates me, so…
It did not look like he hated you tonight.
You clearly like him. Ask him out.
Okay. I think you're getting
a little ahead of yourself.
Tell me you don't want to,
and I'll shut up. I mean…
I was maybe gonna text him.
I don't know. Do you think I should?
Yes. Duh. Duh. Yes.
- What do I even say though?
-Just-- I don't know.
Like, ask him to the beach or something.
Like, it literally doesn't matter.
Just… Yes.
-This is so stupid.
-No, it's not.
-Okay.
-You can do it.
-Oh.
I did not expect us
to end up here tonight.
I did.