Big City Greens (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 11 - Country Side/Junk Mountain - full transcript

While Cricket shows Remy the fun of country life, Tilly seeks new sleeping arrangements; Cricket tries to win back his old country friend, Hector.

(country music playing)

All right kids, I need to look
for a few parts

to get our farm equipment
up and runnin' again.

Maybe a few other things too.

Think you can occupy
yourselves?

(gasps) Sure thing, Dad!
Come on, Remy!

Hey wait up!

Oh man, I can't wait for you
to meet my old pal, Hector!

His family owns
this whole junkyard!

Pretty neat, huh?

(car thuds)



Old pal, huh?

No competition, buddy.

(sighs) Thank goodness.

Oh, I remember Hector!

You two rascals used to play

that cute trash hill game
all the time.

Uh, first off,
it's called Junk Mountain.

And second,
there's nothing cute about it.

Ah yes, Junk Mountain.

Are you gonna play with us,
Tilly?

I cannot.

Playing Junk Mountain brings out
a thirst for power in me

that I cannot control!

I'm actually here
to look for a car.



Uh, you can't drive.

But I will someday!

And I don't think the Kludge
will hold out until someday.

Huh?

Ride on, Sista!

Arrivederci.

Well, that game you were
talking about sounds fun.

Oh yeah! You're gonna love
Junk Mountain.

Hector and I can show you
the best battle moves!

Oh, hey Cricket!
Long time no see!

How do you do, Hector?

Remy, please. That's just
Hector's baby sister, Lupita.

You know,
a lot of time has passed

since you've been gone.

I ain't no baby anymore.

Blah, blah, blah.
Maturity, whatever.

Where is Hector, anyway?

- HECTOR: Right here.
-(gasps)

Hey, Cricket.

(coughs, clears throat)
It's been awhile.

Uh, so tall. Tall!

Hector, you had a real
growth spurt while we were away!

Yes sir, that little boy
you used to play with, Cricket,

is now long gone.

No! He's not!

Hector is the same ol' kid
he used to be.

Right? Right?

Of course. Same old me.

Well, I gotta get to finding
those farm equipment parts.

Bye kids!

Hector, a pleasure.

Look. At. Us! Three crazy kids!

Cricket? Can you come look
at this... dirt real quick?

Yeah! I love dirt.

I didn't know we were going
to be hanging out

with a teen all day!

I don't understand teens!

Like, what if I go to compliment
his shirt,

and he's wearing it ironically?

Do you understand irony,
Cricket?

Cause I sure don't!

Relax, Hector's still just
a fun-loving kid.

Cricket, he's a teenager!
He's even got a mustache!

- Barely.
- No, I totally do. Check it out.

Hector! Hey, I was thinkin'
we should show Remy

the old train car where we keep
all our Junk Mountain gear.

Junk Mountain?
Oh man, that takes me way back.

Well, enough reminiscing!
Let's junk it up.

- I like your shirt.
- Huh?

Oh! Thanks buddy.

(sighs) Nice!

To think, one day,
I'll be able to drive

one of these majestic vehicles.

And of course, the only way
to choose my perfect car

is to test drive 'em all!

(upbeat music playing)

(laughs)
Speed limit says thirty-five

is as fast as I can go,

but we'll see about that.

I'm goin' turbo!

Whoo! (laughs)

(sirens blaring)

Nice ride, but I am not ready

to stage a prison break.

I better keep looking.

Here it is,
the old train car.

(gasps) Oh,
it's just as beautiful

as I remember!

This old car's
got the biggest selection

of armor and weapons
this side of the--wha?

What happened to this place?

I did some redecorating
while you were gone.

Goin' for more chill vibes
these days.

Yeah, no. That's definitely
coming across.

Hey, I see you kept
the old sword bin!

- Whoa! Smoke bomb!
- Nah, dude.

That's just my collection
of men's body spray.

But can it be used
as a smoke bomb?

It just makes you smell good.
But you have to put

a lot on for it to work.

(coughing)

(groans) Oh, it's clinging
to my throat.

Whoa, what's this?

Some kinda monster or something?

No, that's actually
a portrait I drew of my GF.

I'm kind of an artist.
Oh, speaking of,

wanna hear a song
I've been working on?

-(rock music playing)
-(groans)

♪ You don't understand! ♪

Cricket? What feeling
is this song about?

I don't know,
but it scares me.

Now, there's
an interesting vehicle.

A hearse! Just look
at the size of this beauty.

Why, this car is big enough
to lead a parade.

A funeral parade, that is!

(chuckles) I am diggin'
the spooky vibe.

-(growls)
- TILLY: Hm?

-(snarls)
- Too spooky!

(screams)

(trumpet plays)

No, that won't do.

Vampire attacks would send
my insurance premium

through the roof!

Ah, there's gotta be
something Hector

kept from the old days.

(gasps) Our Junk Mountain gear!

Hector, old buddy, I knew

you were holding out on us!

Now, grab a blade

and get ready to battle!

Oh, I was actually
gonna throw that stuff out.

Are you nuts?
This is some of the finest gear

we ever built!

Ah-ha! Your shield,

- Hector the Heathen.
- Huh.

I guess we did have fun
with this stuff.

We sure did!
Now, come on!

- Let's play.
- Ooh! Time gauntlet.

- Hiya!
- Freeze time!

-(grunts)
- Repel.

- Whoa! (grunts)
-(laughs)

- Get back here, you!
- Prepare yourself,

- Cricket the Crusher!
- Hey, Hector, you here?

We followed
the trail of body spray.

- You babysitting?
-(voice cracking) I...

(clears throat)
Uh, hey, Sunday. Suh, dudes?

I was just hangin'
with some old friends

from back in the day.

- Hey, babe.
- Yeah?

- It's good to see you.
- SUNDAY: Wow.

That's everything.
Wanna go across the junkyard,

- and chill at the chill spot?
- Yeah, sounds chill.

I'll catch you kids later, okay?

- But we were gonna play--
-(door closes)

Junk Mountain.

I can't believe it.

He just up
and left out of nowhere!

Maybe he's just grown out
of kid games.

Hmm. No, no, no, no.
See, Hector looked like

he wanted to play
Junk Mountain with us,

but he changed his mind

when those teens showed up.

The question is why.

Because Hector's a teen?

You take that back!
(inhales deeply)

It seems Hector is under some

sort of teen mind control.

But I have a plan to save him.

So many unique cars.

But each one brings
more trouble than the last.

Maybe I'll never find the car
that's perfect for...

Oh, my sweet mother beef.

It's beautiful.

With a car like this,

I could roam the entire Earth

spreading joy wherever I go!

-(crowd cheering)
-(speaking Italian)

(speaking Italian)

(normal voice)
And what do we have here?

-(tire screeches)
- TILLY: A cute little doggie!

-(snarls)
- TILLY: Are you hungry too?

Uh, what are you looking at?

Stay. Stay back.

-(dog barking)
- Stay back. Stay back!

Come on, come on, come on!

-(growls)
-(screams)

- Mamma mia!
-(trumpet plays)

-(crowd cheering)
- TEENAGER: Come on! Yay!

Take a good look, Remy.

Teen parties are the most

twisted gatherings there are.

And there, at the end,
is our boy.

He's being held captive
by her siren song.

Cricket, I'm scared.

I know, Remy, it makes me sick.

You remember the plan, right?

Wait for my signal
and I'll find a way to sneak in.

-(grunts) I'm comin', Hector!
-(upbeat music playing)

TEENAGERS: (chanting)
Duncan, Duncan, Duncan! Boo!

TEENAGER: Oh, come on, Duncan!

Why were you hanging out
with Daniel P.?

Well, why were you hanging out
with Krystal S.?

- I love you.
- Let's never fight again.

(indistinct chatter)

- Whoa. You lost, little guy?
- Uh...

(imitating teen voice)
You don't understand!

And we never will!

Rock on, short guy!

Whoo-hoo!

Okay. Hector is in sight.

I love when you play our song.

Looking good.
Remy is in position!

(machine whirring)

Go time.

Hector!

- Cricket?
- Now, Remy!

-(grunts)
-(buzzing)

Cricket, what are you...

- Babe!
- Whoa! Okay, Remy!

Drop us off at Junk Mountain!

-(grunts)
- Cricket, what the heck!

I know, I know. I'm sorry.
I had to rescue you

from that weird party, so now,

you can play Junk Mountain
with us! Whaddaya say?

(chuckles) You're still the same
ol' crazy Cricket.

Y'know what? Yeah, let's play.

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Hector the Heathen is back!

Hiya!

- Hiya!
- Hiya!

Just try and get through
my force field armor!

Force-field-proof sword!

- Ha-ha!
- Dangit.

You're about to be junked
by Cricket the Crusher!

- Yah! Yah! (grunting)
- Oh!

(laughs) Aha!

Crusher lands the first blow

and prepares
for The Heathen's retaliation!

-(teenagers laughing)
- Uh, Hector?

Huh? Oh, sorry.

I got you now,
Cricket, the, um...

Crusher...

(teenagers laughing)

Huh?

Hey. I think I hear your friends
callin' for ya.

You should head back.

- Huh? You sure?
- Psh, yeah.

I'm getting
pretty tired anyways.

It was great catching up, Cricket.

Hey, wait up!

Did we win?

(grunting)

Oh, there you are!
How'd you like the junkyard?

Well, Papa, I spent
the entire day car shopping

and I finally
found my dream vehicle!

And whaddaya think?

Uh, it's a tire!

Uh, it was tough
finding a car of my own

between the speeding tickets,

vampires, and rabid canines

with a taste for hot dog vans.

- The what?
- But I finally found a car

that matches my carefree spirit.

Vrooom, vrooom!

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Wheeeee!

(exhales deeply)
I love my daughter.

Sorry about Hector.

Yeah, it's all right.

I know it's hard,
but maybe sometimes

you have to let go
of old things.

I mean, look around us.

Everyone decided to let go

of this stuff at some point.

We're not like that, though.

No matter how old we get,

I'll always be your best friend.

I'll always be
your best friend too, buddy.

And I tell ya what,

- I ain't ever growin' up!
- Me neither!

Luckily, my pediatrician says
I will be a super late bloomer.

But enough talk.

Remy the Wrecker
is combat ready!

Now that's
what I'm talkin' about!

- REMY: Freeze time!
-(groans)

(laughter)

Man, it is kind of a bummer

that we don't have someone else
to play with now.

(clatters)

Hey, guys! (yells)

- Freeze time!
-(grunts)

(through teeth)
Can I play with you?

Sure! But something seems

a little off.

I dub thee,
Lupita the Legendary!

- Unfreeze!
- Whoa!

(triumphant music playing)

Lupita is ready for battle!

- We'll see about that!
- Yeah!

-(laughter)
- Hey, I'm gonna get you!

-(indistinct chatter)
- TILLY: Wheee!

- Beep, beep!
- CRICKET: Watch it! Watch it!

SINGER:
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ Lost a bet
got bit by a hundred flies ♪

♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch
and scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by a dog ♪

♪ Licked by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪

♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters
in seven of ten ♪

♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪

(theme music playing)