Beyond the Pole (2018–2019): Season 1, Episode 5 - Holistic Truth - full transcript

- Previously on Beyond the Pole.

- I haven't told
anybody this yet.

I actually was
diagnosed with melanoma.

I have stage two skin cancer,
currently fighting it.

So now when people
see me, they say,

"Oh, you know,
you're being abused."

You know, "You're getting
beaten up by your man,

"you're going through things."

You know, this is
just part of it.

- So now you know
I'm mad with you

about your little crazy friends



that came to my house
the other day, right?

- I'm so embarrassed about that.

- Something's wrong with her.

- I just feel like
both of you guys

rubbed each other the wrong way.

- And I'll do
anything to help her,

but you not gon' come into my
house and be disrespectful.

- People think that
once you hear that

"Oh, cancer free" phone
call, and then that's it.

No, there's so much more.

You have to pick up the
pieces of your life.

Everybody knows cancer is a
monster, you know what I mean?

- Yeah.
- It's ugly.

Like, it's very, very ugly.



But there's beauty
in the struggle.

- Well, I have, like,
a spiritual advisor.

- A spiritual advisor?

- Yeah, like I have
a spiritual advisor.

- Oh my, you so Hollywood.

- Want me to tell
you what's funny?

- She's a psychic.

- She told me I was gonna
meet somebody like you.

Promise, she said that.

- So, what brings
you here today?

- I was looking to see if
you guys do butt reduction.

- I can't help you with that.

- All those birthdays
you feel like she missed,

it will be worth it.

- It's probably gon'
be a healing process

for the both of us, 'cause she
always wanna play the victim.

- I'm getting emotional, but--

- Today I'm purchasing turkeys
for my turkey giveaway.

I'm going to purchase maybe
about a hundred turkeys.

I started my first
giveaway back in 2014.

I actually started
it with a toy drive,

and what I actually did was
go to 44 in Atlanta, Georgia,

and I opened my trunk,
and I just started

passing out toys to all
the kids at the park.

I would like to see the
Kings and Queens of Tomorrow

be able to donate
scholarships to the

young men and young women
who've been a part of

the organization, have
different facilities

put in different states.

I would actually
like my organization

to be able to help
the youth go to these

HBCU schools to learn
the benefits about

being in a HBCU school.

I have a lot of
big things for the

Kings and Queens of Tomorrow.

I just have to
stay ten toes down

and make sure that happens.

So, I decided to
pass out the turkeys

on the west side
of town of Atlanta,

the Boys and Girls
club, and the reason

that I decided to pass
out the turkeys there

because I've been
on the west side

of Atlanta since I
was 18 years old.

So, I'm gettin' all
the little turkeys,

and I see all the little
girls there walkin' in

to my turkey giveaway and
I'm so excited because

I know everybody doesn't
always see eye to eye,

but just for all the
girls to come together

for my turkey giveaway
meant a whole lot to me.

And I appreciate them so much.

- Girl, you don't even know

how to show up at no charity

without being a diva, do you?

- Dime invited me to the Boys
and Girls Club on Bankhead

to give turkeys to the
families of the kids

who couldn't afford
one this year

and I thought that
was really dope,

so of course I
agreed to help her

and I was really excited to help

in any way that I could.

- Thank you for coming,
I know it was, y'know,

last minute, but thank
you, thank you, thank you.

- As long as you're doing it.

It's just something
that I wanted to do,

but I really didn't
know how to go about

getting it together,
so you showin' me.

- Get it with me girl,
come on over here.

- You know, I think that's what

having a life of purpose is
the best life to have to me.

That's why that's
important for me

to just always pay
it forward because

one day, somebody
had to help me,

one day somebody will
have to help me again, so.

- Well, this is my first
year actually doing it

with the Boys and Girls Club.

Usually, every year,
what I would do is just

get the turkeys and
I'll go on the corner

or a certain neighborhood and
just start passin' 'em out,

but this year I was just
like since my organization

is the Kings and
Queens of Tomorrow,

I might as well go
where the kids are

so I can interact
with the parents.

- I really enjoy
giving back to people.

It's the most rewarding feeling
that you could ever get.

So, Dime being able
to give turkeys

back to the community
was amazing to me.

- Hi, thank you for
coming out, no problem.

- I love your hair, oh,
I love it, yes, honey.

- Slay!

- It got to the
point where we were

literally slinging
turkeys on Bankhead.

- Today, I really
need to get a lotta

stress off my mind,
some issues with my mom,

with my legal issues, my past.

I just really need
to talk to somebody.

I think that would be
really good for me.

- Hi, I'm Dr. Norman.

- My name is Laina
Champion, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you as well.

What brought you in today?

- A good friend of mine, LeaLea,

she recommended me
to speak with you.

- Give me a little bit of
information about yourself.

- Really wasn't open
with coming out and

letting her know about
some of my personal issues

but she made me feel
comfortable speaking with her.

Well, I have small issues with
family problems and stuff,

trying to get out of the
dancing, entertainment life

and stuff, but my
issues with my family

is like my mom's on drugs,

I really didn't have
no parents growing up.

I drink and then I'm cool,
but if somebody mess with me,

then all my anger come out and--

- Let's start from
the beginning.

You said your parents
weren't there for you.

Can you elaborate on
that a little bit more?

- Well, my mom, she
didn't raise me.

My mom's been on drugs
since I've been born.

And my dad, he got killed
when I was like two years old,

so my dad's parents raised me.

They was really strict, so I
left the house when I was 17,

and I pretty much
raised my own self.

I haven't talked to my mother.

I've been trying to track her.

I went to Minnesota,
where I'm from,

to go try and see if I
can get in touch with her,

find her, I haven't
been able to find her,

I don't know no number on her.

She had come every now and then,

or people would tell
me they seen her

down a certain street
where there'd be

a lotta drug addicts.

I really wanna see her and
I've been asking for her

for months, so I dunno,
I gotta find her.

- Tell me a little bit
more about your childhood.

Do you have any siblings?

- Yes, I have siblings.

Me and my sister, we got
the same mom and dad,

we both was raised together.

- When you say your mom
and your dad wasn't there,

your mom was on drugs, how
did that make you feel?

- It made me feel
abandoned, neglected.

It made me feel like I didn't
have no love, real love,

so I went searching for love
in all the wrong places.

I dated when I was
like 19 years old.

I thought it was like a
man that really loved me,

really cared for me,
he invested in me,

but the whole time,
he was investing in me to invest in him.

Basically, he was pimping me.

It made me leave
the relationship.

I got into dancing with
a couple older girls

because I felt like, "Oh,
they makin' money easily.

"You can make 600 in
one night just dancing."

Really, Players Club movie made
me inspired to be a dancer.

- Were you ever inspired
to do anything else?

- I wanted to be a nurse.

Caring for people,
I got a good heart,

so I'm good with
caring for people.

- Tell me a little bit about
your anger or your hurt.

- My anger, my issues
is really with my mom.

Like, I just don't
understand how she would just

leave her kids, you know.

She got 11 kids, and
she don't have 'em.

Not one of 'em.

And I have been molested when
I was like 12 years old, too.

- So, you're dealing with a
lot and that makes you angry.

Did you ever confront
or get an opportunity

to confront the person
who molested you?

- No.

- Okay.

Was it someone you already knew,

like a family
member or a friend?

- Yeah.

- And did you ever tell
anybody about the molestation?

- Well, I told my
grandma, my cousin,

but this was like, I told
them this when I was grown.

- So, you held that
in for a long time.

- Yes, I have.

- And it built up a lot
of anger and resentment.

- We had a personal
conversation.

She made me feel more
comfortable with talking to her

and letting her know my issues.

- One of the suggestions
that I would say is

some type of, to
release that energy,

sometimes when you do
some physical activity.

Would that be something you
would be interested in doing?

- Yes, it would.

- Alright, so, I will
touch bases with you.

- Sounds great.

- Alright, it was
very nice meeting you.

- Nice meeting you, too.

I'm gonna follow
up with Dr. Norman.

I think I can get a lot
accomplished with her

and just let her
know the real me.

- It's like
everybody's getting out.

- Yeah, but I'm a girl.

- He just wants to see if
you thought he was gay.

- No, I don't think
a dude that wants to

stick his dick in my ass is gay.

- Maybe he just wants to see
what you have to say about it.

- 'Cause I asked
and they said it's

a different type of tightness.

Like, it's like a
different type of--

- Yeah, that thang.

- So, is he trying to say my
ass is better than my pussy?

- I think it's just
doing something

that you're not
supposed to be doing.

- Okay, when you at home,
though, when you at home

and you stick your own
finger in your pussy, right?

- I get no type of-- Yeah.

- But, if you stick
your finger in your ass,

it's a totally
different feeling.

- Hey, man, I ain't stickin'
no finger in my ass, man.

- You've never seen the,
it's the, is it this?

Is it that?

- Two in the pink,
one in the stink?

- Wait, is it that?

- Two in the pink, one
in the stink, yeah.

Two in the pink, one
in the stink, baby.

- That was good, thought
that was the golden rule.

- Hey, baby!

- Hey, Daddy!

- Hey, baby!

- I still have Meleah
from having her

prior in the day and
her dad was here.

I asked him would
he be willing to

come and pick her up from me.

Oh, thank you for coming.

I know she is tired, but thank
you for coming to get her.

Yeah, she definitely
needs to eat,

'cause she's
probably more cranky

thank anything 'cause
we had a long day.

He respects the mom that I am,

and he respects me
being a working woman

because he knows that
everything I'm trying to do

is for our daughter, so having
that type of relationship,

I felt no-brainer,
call the dad, tell him

to come get her, 'cause
mommy's gotta work.

Gimme some kisses, kiss kiss
kiss, I'll see you later.

Go have fun with Daddy.

The relationship with
my daughter's father.

So, we dated for two years

and then I had
gotten pregnant once

and then we had a miscarriage

and then I feel
like he trapped me,

because men trap women, too.

He got me pregnant on purpose.

But, he got me
pregnant on purpose,

and that's my story
and I'm sticking to it.

But, our daughter came along.

I'm six months pregnant, boom,
bang, my world gets rocked.

I find out he's married.

I made the decision to
just say hey, y'know,

we just gonna co-parent this
thing, raise our daughter.

He's an amazing father,
he never let one mistake

interfere with him being a
great father for our daughter.

Oh, his wife definitely knows.

She knows because her and
Maleah have the same birthday.

Mr. Atlanta, Mr. Personality.

- You did.

- To come and help me
get this thing poppin'.

I've known Yung Joc for
some time in the clubs,

and I wanna ask him
would he be willing to

help do the fundraiser
Save the Tatas,

where I'm trying to raise a
little money for Ling Ling.

- A lotta parties that I promote
is more women than anything

and women are loyal supporters,

and for the simple fact
a woman can definitely

relate to your cause
better than a man can.

Not saying we can't, 'cause
I lost her to breast cancer,

my sister was diagnosed
with breast cancer,

so I'm definitely with it.

- So, this is
something that would be

dear to your heart, too.

I think the addition of
someone like Yung Joc

would definitely make
more of an impact

because we are doing
this to try to help

as much as possible,
the more the merrier.

- I need to get y'all
to karaoke tonight.

- I know, right?

You with it?

Get up there and
flex some skills.

- Gotta keep your tongue out

every time you gotta
think about it?

- That's how I suck on my straw.

- I bet you do.

- I would never date Yung Joc

because I've known
him for so long.

I can't really see us
dating or kissing or--

- We gon' do the karaoke
but we're waiting on

our one homegirl Angel
and when she come--

- Angel, how angel
look? She fine, too?

- She fine.
- She fine, big ol' booty too.

- It's like chocolate,
caramel, and then vanilla.

It's like all three.

- Oh shit, for real?

Be about 20 more
minutes, I'mma be piped.

- Well, soon as she get
here, we come and find you.

Thank you again, sweetheart.

Joc, that's her right there.

- Hey!

- Oh, this lady!

- Hey, pretty girl!
- You look beautiful.

- So, the night's going good,

and I see LeaLea and
Angel, they're talkin',

and they're huggin' it out,

and it just feels
really good that

they were able to reconcile
their differences.

- I really didn't have
anything to say in there

because I felt like
I was sitting around

a bunch of people that as
soon as I walk out the room,

then everybody wants
to talk about LeaLea.

When I'm in the room,
everybody's quiet as fuck.

I don't like that.

- Look at my two babies
talking, I'm so happy.

- Girl, you know.

- Hug it out, Barbie.

Me too, don't leave me.

- I know you know we
too grown for that.

And I respect it anyway
still as a woman,

I just respected the fact
that you were willing

to come to me and
say "Hey, bitch,

"I'm feeling a little
tension in the room."

- I have amazing amount
of respect for you,

not just as a woman, but because

of your fight and everything,

and I embrace your confidence.

And when you speak up, speak up,

'cause you'll be
speakin' up for us,

I'll be like, "Say this for me!"

- I'm not surprised that
Angel and I are getting along.

She's a very sweet person
and I think her intent

was very well and I'm a person
that doesn't really like to

keep the mess going
once I get my chance to

woosah and meditate, so
it's no shock to me at all.

Back to this black girl magic.

- So, so we good?

- Yes, we definitely good.

- Gang, gang, gang, gang.

- Here we go,
stand by, to the top.

- Today, me and G, also
known as G Visuals,

are gonna sit down and
meet so he can help me

with some promotional
tools and videos,

also, show me how
to push my line.

He's in a lotta videos, and
also just working with him

for this show, he's really dope,

so I thought he could help me.

- And, cut, I think we got it.

Wassup?

- Wassup, how you doin'?

- Talk to me.

- I just was looking at
all your work on Instagram,

and I know a couple
people that you work with.

- Okay, you finally
follow me, thank you.

- Shut up.

So, really, I was
wondering, could you help me

with my cosmetic line?

I made a really
dope promo piece.

- I got that, you sent
me the email last week

and you sent some ideas.

So, I know you don't wanna
do just the urban line,

so we put some images together.

- I want my visuals to
look as high fashion

and as diverse as possible.

And sure enough, I've always
been the face of my brand.

That's why I am thinking about

adding some other
models and faces,

but I want them to see it
as they see MAC or Sephora.

- La'Bri Cosmetics.
- I love it, that's dope.

- You got some samples of
stuff you wanna show me?

- I do.

- Look at the lollipops, I
thought that was a cool twist.

- That's really cute.

- We did the different color
lollipops in the lip stuff.

Okay, I see you.
- Here's some samples.

Packaging.

- Gotta do one of those.

I'm not the face
for it, but y'know.

- I would really like
for G to take my brand

to the next level
through this promotion.

He's gonna help me
get it on YouTube,

and also some local
cable outlets.

And y'know, these days,
social media is really big.

Everything you do is
Instagram, Instagram,

promotion, promotion,
so I'm really excited

'cause it's gonna be
my first commercial.

- So, the big question is,
how soon are you ready?

- Tomorrow.

- I'll send the rest
of the concept to you,

and shit, we shooting
tomorrow, you ready?

- I'm ready.
- Ai'ight.

- I invited Angel and Stormy out

to meet with my
spiritual advisor Beloved

because I never really
believed in, you know,

spiritual advisors and psychics

and all of that stuff like that.

But ever since that I
started talking to her,

it's a lot of things that she
told me that I needed to do

and once I started to do those
things that she said to do,

I started to receive
different blessings.

- So, what about, she don't
have to sacrifice any--

- No.

- She tell you, "If I tell
you this, you better go."

'Cause I know some people,

they had to get the lady
to sacrifice something.

You had to pay
for it, you had to

get her to sacrifice
a hen or a--

- Goose, no.
- Yes, okay.

Okay, now I believe,
now I'm with it.

I'm excited to meet with Ms.
Dime's spiritual advisor.

Not sure exactly what
she's gonna tell me.

I have lots of questions, I have

lots of things I wanna know.

- Hi, Beloved.

- Hi, sweetie.

- This is one of my friends
that I was telling you about.

Her name's Angel, she's
one of the two girls.

- Okay.

- So, I'm gonna let Beloved
do what she do best, okay?

- Okay.

- Just relax and chill.

- So, what is your profession?

- Right now, I've been
dancing probably since--

Not probably,
since I've been 18.

And I was in a relationship
for about 10 years

so I stopped
dancing for a while,

went to school, you know,

tried to pursue
something different.

And I somehow always ended
up back at the same place,

which was the club that I
absolutely hated so much.

- So, what is it that
you're looking for from me?

- I really wanna
make a clear path and

really let my
vibrations and my energy

really align with the
universe so that I'm able to

attract all the things
that I'm looking for

and move forward and do
something that's purposeful.

- Yeah, yes.

Well, what I see is that

you gonna have to make changes,

some changes that you gonna
have to make in your life.

You have to pray for the
girls at the strip club.

If you wanna come out,
you have to pray for them.

You said you have a
purpose for being there,

and I believe that.

You can master your
mind and master yourself

through meditation every day,
praying, reading affirmations.

When you change,
you have to change,

then the people around
you gonna change

because you want to
go to the next level

but there's something
there that won't let you.

And it's spiritual,
you are really spirit,

having a human experience.

It's gon' be okay, and you are

coming out of that strip club.

You are, you are going to do it.

And you're not gonna go back.

You trusted in that strip club,

that's why you keep going back.

Trust in the god, you.

- Once I found
myself going back,

I didn't feel worthy enough to--

I felt like I wasn't doing
what He wanted me to do.

- You are worthy,
more than you think.

God is not withholding
His love for you at all.

- But I just,
taking on too much.

Taking on a lot.

- Who's taking care of you?

You have to do something to
keep your vibration high.

So, if you on a journey
of meditating and yoga

or whatever you do,
never stop that,

'cause you're
going to get worse.

- Thank you.
- You're quite welcome.

- I'm a spiritual woman.

I believe that nothing happens
by mistake or by chance,

and when Dime
expressed to me that

the young lady Ms. Beloved
told her some things

about me even prior
to her and I meeting,

it made me intrigued.

You know, I wanted
to meet her to see

what the Lord could've possibly
said to her regarding me.

So, Dime said she believed
that we should meet

and she thinks that I'm nervous,

but I told her this
is my family culture.

I come up and grew
up in an environment

where my mom believed
in sage, you know,

so I'm glad to be here.

- What is it that
you're looking for?

- Me, I've been havin'
a lotta conversation

about why am I single?

I think I know why I'm
single and I'm okay with it,

but that's been the
topic of discussion

amongst all of my friends.

- Being single is
a wonderful thing,

because you get to meet you.

- Exactly.

- And sometimes
when we are married,

or we have a
boyfriend or whatever,

we can't seem to get to that
place where we wanna get to.

That's why I tell women, focus,

get your life together before
you get into a relationship.

- Right.

- Because it messes up things.

- So, what is it that you do?

I'm a little confused as
to what is your position,

what do you do, are you
a spiritual advisor?

A prophet, a psychic?

- Well, I'm a prophet of God,

and I been doing
this all my life.

- So, what do you see for me?

I don't know your process.

- Okay, well, I'll tell you.

- I'm open to whatever
you wanna say.

- Well, I feel like you
need to fall back some.

You come with a lotta energy,

and you come and sometimes
it can be misunderstood.

Especially with females,
you know how females are.

- It's hard.
- Practice it.

- I'm in such demand,
people need me for so much.

- Well, you could be
available with peace.

- I'm at peace, though.

- No, what you need to do,
you're doing it to me right now.

You have to fall back
and let God be God.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Let God be God, and
fall back and breathe

and listen more, listen
more, and fall back.

- I can't be all things.

I can't be all things to all men

because I am a mother,

and I do have a father
that I take care of.

You know, I'm a businesswoman,

and so I find myself sometimes

in very demanding positions.

And so, for her to say
for me to fall back,

it's honestly been something
that I've been trying to do

without even talking about it,

and so again, I
know that the Lord

was definitely
speaking through her

because this is
something that I've been

knowing that I need to do,

not that I want to do.

- Breathin' is very
important to you.

- You said I became aware,
it's funny you say this,

'cause last night I was
gettin' my eyelashes done.

And I told her,
girl, it's funny,

I feel like I
can't even breathe.

- You have to practice with it.

- And that never
happened to me before.

- Well, God's sayin'
practice your breathing.

- So I came here
for you to tell me

that I need to breathe better.

- You came here for whatever
God want me to tell ya,

'cause he loves you.

- I believe that, I know
that, and I know that.

Thank you.
- You're so welcome.

- Hey, Ling Ling!
- Hey!

- This is Jayce, we
gotta let our boys meet.

- Nice to meet you.

- I decided to call Ling Ling.

Haven't talked to her forever,

but I talked to her before about

becoming a part of
one of my spokesmodels

or one of the models
for my clothing line,

and mainly because she's
a high fashion model,

and I'd like to have that look

because I'm looking to
diversify my clothing line

and I think she's gonna
be an amazing model.

I'm having a photoshoot
to relaunch my line,

'member I was talking
to you about it?

- Yeah.

- So, I don't know
what's your availability,

but I wanna get you
as one of the models.

All the models that
I use for Angel Kake

are typically runway models.

They are not curvy like myself.

They have an exotic look,

but they also have a very
runway, high fashion look,

which also makes your line
look that much more expensive.

So, would you think
you'd wanna shoot?

- Yeah, definitely,
I'd love to do that.

I told you anything,
I got your back.

- Yeah, I think you'll be a

perfect model for
my clothing line.

Ling Ling is going to
kill my photoshoot.

She's definitely gonna come
through and make it happen.

So I'm gonna have to
give you the details

and we're gonna have to
do some glam squad stuff.

I think our girl's
gonna do that,

your hair and stuff, so
we're gonna have some fun.

- All my men gotta be old.

- She likes 'em old.
- What's old, what's old?

- They gotta be over 35.

- I've already had
one young nigga,

and that dick was
God, like, oh my God.

- Yeah, he gotta be old,

'cause young dudes be
wanting to fuck too much,

and I ain't got time for that.

- No, he said I was a nympho.

- Yeah, no, young dudes be
wanting to fuck too much.

- What you think, hm?

- No, young guys
be wanting to do--

Get up off me, what you doin'?

- No, no, slow stroke the shit.

- That nigga was not no.

Bitch, that nigga
was some shiny grill,

my, my, my, singing to
the pussy type nigga.

- I'm not saying
that's all of 'em,

but I'm just sayin' why
I don't deal with 'em,

because my, in my own
head, mentality tells me

that they're gonna wanna
all the time

and I just don't have
the patience for that.

- Me and the girls decided
to go to this sex toy shop.

You know, we're
single, so we're all

lookin' to see who gon'
pick the biggest toys out,

and of course, La'Bri is
always fashionably late.

She's probably getting dolled
up, but she'll be here.

We really gon' see who the
freakiest out of all of us.

Do you prefer pink or black?

- Pink!

- This kinda pink.

- You know what, I'm not
even gonna discriminate.

I ain't had it yet, so
I don't want it now.

- It looks--
- Too pink.

- Unwell done.

Laina, is this too big?

- Hell yeah.

- Is that too big, you said?

- Yeah, that's too big.

- You said it's too big?

- It's a seven.

- I don't think that's too
big, that looks about--

- I think the wrapping
makes it look bigger.

- That don't look big,
that looks about--

- That is way too big.

- It looks about normal.

- So, what you need,
something like this?

- That looks little.

- Smaller, what you gon'
do smaller than that?

- Put it up your butt.

- I'm a little shy, I don't want

everybody to know, like,

what I do behind closed doors.

I don't like dildos,
period, I hate dildos.

I only like vibrators.

- But that's for
when you're at home.

- Vibrators are for amateurs,
girl, you gotsta get--

- Vibrators is not for
amateurs, that's not true.

- People have been using
the tub as a vibrator,

or some type of, since you
were like 10 years old.

So, can you step up
your game, please,

and get like, better sex
toys than a vibrator?

We need more squirters
in the world.

- Listen, I been playing
with myself so much,

I feel like a pervert.

- So, you gotta stick
something in there to squirt?

- More squirters would make
the world a better place.

I'm gonna also put
that in my campaign.

Squirters, more
squirters to save lives.

- Okay, here's
the pro vibrators.

- Bitch it's gold, that means

it's gon' knock some dust
off that pussy if it's gold.

Seriously.
- Nu-uh!

With that toy, you could
be there for a good hour.

- No, that's absolutely
ridiculous, no.

- That's what you think?

I wanna be an hour, I
want my hand to hurt.

I want my arm to hurt.

- Oh, you one of them.

So, Angel is definitely a freak.

She tries to act all holy,
but Angel was a five.

Laina, she looks like she's
a freak, she's a five.

I'm more like a
10, though, yeah.

- We also do have these.

They're flavored
kind, they're amazing.

- You said flavored
kind, so you can

put it on a dick and
then suck it off?

- Uh-huh, like a lollipop.

- Ooh, and they have the ones
that make your mouth numb.

- Bitch, hold on, wait,

you put that dick in your mouth.

- Hi, ladies!

What are y'all in here doing,

y'all know I don't
fuck with toys.

- Wait, you don't
mess with toys?

- No, I like real life stuff.

- I'mma show y'all some
real life stuff to do.

- No, friend, I don't wanna
try that type of stuff.

- You need to.
- Mm-mm.

- Y'all are some old ladies.

- She was trying to
get me to get some

shit to numb my mouth.

- Right, you don't want
nothing to numb your mouth?

- You gon' bite the tip of
the dick if your mouth numb.

- I just feel like
it's a term here

that guys use in Atlanta
called "sluttin' bitches out".

The stuff that they
was talking about,

they wanted throat
numbin' stuff.

I stick to simpler
stuff like, you know,

sucking dick, having sex, I
don't do all that extra stuff.

It's just too much.

- Do they have Anal Ease?

- I'm sure they have Anal Ease.

- I remember LeaLea was
talking about Anal Ease.

She was like, you
gotta sit on it.

- I could tell you
how to Anal Ease.

And then you can or you
cannot have to use it.

- I'm 'bout to go.
- Okay,

I'm sharing too many tips.

- So, do you do it on the side,

or do you sit on it, like, what?

- You don't let nobody
come from behind,

'cause they'll think
they're on a porno

and they'll fuck your ass up.

- I did it from behind
before, it was fine.

I feel like anal sex,
it's not for everybody.

Of course you have to try
it to see if you like it,

but with the right chemistry,

and of course the right alcohol.

It hurts really bad, but
once you get in there,

it is the best feeling ever.

- I don't wanna try it, I'll
be okay if I go without.

- Y'all bitches is boring.

I see why y'all niggas
be cheatin' on y'all.

You don't suck dick,
you don't ride,

you don't do threesomes,
you don't cook.

What the Hell are you--

What the fuck, what the Hell?

What you want him
to stay around for?

- They got anal beads, sis.

- I see the anal beads.

- Is you gon' wear them butt
plugs they be wearin' at work?

- I be seein' that shit.

- It looks ratchet, but
they be makin' money.

- You like it?
- What?

- Why would you want something
like that in your butt?

I don't want a thong in my butt.

- But I done talked
to somebody about it,

they said your ass get wet
like your pussy do, so.

- It do, that's why I said
it's really good, try it!

- No thank you.

I'm afraid my ass might
fall apart or something.

- It's not gonna fall apart.

- My favorite sex toy is
probably, I have a few.

Okay, I don't know
the name of it,

but you put the little
gouges in your mouth,

so when you're sucking
dick, your teeth don't--

Well, I don't need it, because
I don't use teeth anyway,

but it's this thing
you put in your mouth

so when you're sucking dick,

your mouth gets
really, really wet,

- You guys think about,
like, speed dating.

- Okay, you pick a few
guys, I pick a few guys,

we all pick a few guys, and
then we do a speed dating,

and just kinda see who
comes to the speed dating.

- We might need Stormy
to regulate and see.

Oh, you look at
people's incomes,

so you help me look
up they income.

- Okay, so we gon'
do the speed dating?

- When?

- I dunno, soon, let's
just all agree on it.

No rappers.

- I don't like rappers.

- Ain't no rappers fixin' to
go on no speed dating with us.

- I'm past that phase.

- Okay, and I just
think honestly,

nobody should tell
somebody to come

who they didn't fuck
before, let's not do that.

- No, we're not, I'm
so glad you said that.

- Well, I would be in trouble.

- Girl, what, bitch?

I wanna know what's behind
that door that says "Stop".

You know, stop means go.

- So, what, they got
some strippers back here?

- I don't know!

- Somebody suckin'
some dick or something?

- Oh yeah!

- Next on the season
finale of Beyond the Pole.

- Today is my day!

- I agreed to go
to the speed dating

because I thought it
would be fun for one.

I'm good, how you doin'?

- What y'all want?

Y'all want girlfriends,
y'all want fuckbuddies?

- Keep your head straight,
look at that camera.

Suck it, whatever
you're doing to it.

- I have been constantly busy.

- Angel Kake is
happy to have you.

- Thank you.

- You're not, and I meant it

when I told you that I was gonna

do my part to help you.

- Thank you, babe.

- Dime wanted to have an open
relationship with her mate.

- I could not love
another woman.

- But you'll have sex with one.

- All negative energy.

- This is for my mom
abandoning me, my struggle.

- Hi, LeaLea.

- Hey.

- You're in my
home, you know me,

you don't deal with each other.

So, instead of you
at least looking up,

you looking down at your phone.

Girl, I don't kiss ass.

If people don't
go by your rules,

then you wanna be
confrontational.

- It's not about rules,
it's just about--

- You need to give me a chance.

Give me a chance!

Go in or out, baby,
it's your choice.

- Do you feel like
you being on this show

is just gonna catapult your
entire cosmetics brand?

- I do definitely feel
like being on this show

is a platform for
my cosmetic line.

- Absolutely, it is, yes.

- It's definitely why I was
happy to be on the show,

so, yeah, I definitely
think it will help, I do.

- Got a whole marketing strategy

and all that worked out already.

- Right, I do, right.
- Right.

You're one that wears your
own makeup on a daily basis.

- Yes, my goal
ultimately would be to

have a full face of
cosmetics from my line,

but I'm still working
with chemists in the lab

to figure out the best--

I have really oily skin, so when

I come out with
cream contouring,

concealers, and full coverage,
I want to have them oil-free.

So, that's something
I wanna offer

that's really hard to find,
really hard to come up with.

So, that's what I
just really want.

Ultimately, I want you to
have the look by La'Bri.

That's what my tagline is,
"Wear nothing but La'Bri."

'Cause I want you
to be able to do

a full face with
my cosmetic line.

- La'Bri Cosmetics, yes.

- Thank you!
- Go, girl.