Beware the Batman (2013–2014): Season 1, Episode 5 - Broken - full transcript
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Previously on
Beware the Batman...
Who sent you?
Silver Monkey saw the
sword when he broke into the Manor.
The Soultaker Sword.
♪ All the king's horses ♪
♪ And all the king's men ♪
What the heck?
Since when did
the city of Gotham
start putting statues
on the sidewalk?
Step away
from the statue, folks.
Yeah, dispatch, this is O'Brien.
You ain't gonna believe this. We
got some kind of weird red statue.
Hang on, it's doing something.
Help.
You gotta help me.
Help!
There's somebody alive in there.
Get the Jaws of Life over here.
Let's cut that guy out.
Stop.
Don't do anything.
The suit is a bomb.
Try to remove him and you
can wipe out the entire block.
What are you waiting for?
An invitation?
Get up there and arrest Batman.
Get me the bomb squad
down here. Now!
Where is it?
It has to be here.
Tatsu?
Looking for something?
Um... yes.
My keys.
Can I help you find them?
No, no.
I'm sure they'll turn up.
Where am I?
Where did you jokers take me?
Don't worry. We'll get you out
as soon as we know
how to deactivate
the metal encasing you.
Nothing will happen. I promise.
Yeah?
How did you get this number?
And how did you
reach me down here?
We're 300 feet underground.
I hacked your phone
and modified your SIM chip.
Gotham PD really should get
better security for their equipment.
I'll stick that in the suggestion
box when I get a chance.
- The man you've got...
- Joseph Crimple,
aka Ice Pick Joe.
What? Who are you talking to?
Who is out there?
- Get me out of this thing!
- What's your point?
Ice Pick Joe is one of Tobias
Whale's hit squad goons.
Stay away from Whale, Batman.
Sorry. Can't do that.
Thought you deserved
a courtesy call.
Rodriguez? Gordon.
Listen, I need you to
send a squad car to...
Hello?
Hello?
Batman can get reception
but not me.
Tobias Whale.
The corpulent tick that feeds
on the good citizens of Gotham.
You know what they say, Batman.
A fella's gotta eat.
What happened to Ice Pick Joe?
I have no idea.
He didn't come to work
a few nights ago.
I thought you
were what happened to him.
Escort Mr. Bat
out of here, boys.
Feet first.
Set the canon
on St. Mary's Wall,
and it will surely, surely fall.
And three score men
and three score more,
cannot put it as it was before.
Help!
Get me out of here.
In here.
You gotta help me.
Yo, Batman! I think there's
guys trapped in there.
You missed!
Whoa! Nice shot, Batman.
Somebody is sending
Gotham a message, Lieutenant.
How did you get in here?
Why do I even ask?
Tobias Whale's financial
advisor, Donovan Baker.
Gotham District Attorney,
Marion Grange.
Ice Pick Joe.
And now, Whale's gone missing.
What?
There has to be a connection.
There is. The Dumpler case.
Come on, Dumpler.
We're almost there.
The sooner you testify
against Whale,
the sooner you and the
whole city will be a lot safer.
Incoming! Move it!
I remember the Dumpler case.
Humphry Dumpler worked
for the mob. Genius accountant.
Went crazy after you
got him blown up.
He escaped protective custody
and was never heard from again.
- Until now.
- You done?
No. You're probably
next, Gordon.
If Humpty Dumpty is after you,
you need protection.
I can take care
of myself, Batman.
I don't need some caped
vigilante playing nursemaid.
You let yourself in,
let yourself out.
Think, Tatsu, think.
No choice. Got to
bite the bullet.
Oh, sorry, my dear.
Uh, rule of thumb.
Never sneak up on an old spy
while he's making a sandwich.
Did you need something?
Uh, actually... yes.
- Help.
- Oh.
You still missing your keys?
I, uh, the truth is
I am not looking for my keys.
I know.
You're looking for this.
The Soultaker's Sword.
- You know its name?
- I do.
What I'd like to know is how it
came to be in your possession.
Hey, Dad.
I got us that low-fat, low-salt
corn beef hash you like.
Barb, you know I happen to like
the one with extra fat and extra salt.
That's off your menu,
Lieutenant.
Cool little toy soldier.
He's in the house.
Empty.
Barbara, get out
the back. Now!
Get away from my daughter!
He took him, Batman.
He took my father.
Computer. Last known address
of Humpty Dumpty.
A wall.
I'll rephrase.
Last known address
of Humphry Dumpler,
aka Humpty Dumpty.
Last known address,
49 East 107th Street.
House demolished.
Known relatives?
Mother missing in Star City.
Presumed dead.
Grandmother deceased
under suspicious circumstances.
- Here in Gotham?
- Affirmative.
15 Hawthorne Avenue.
Computer, analyze
and augment resonance.
Analyzing.
Check harmonic frequencies
to nullify that resonance.
Frequency match.
That frequency will deactivate the
mesh inside the explosive shell material.
Is this a good idea?
Are you sure Mr. Wayne
is out of town on business?
Oh, Mr. Wayne, is almost always
out on some kind of business.
Best to make the most of it.
MI6 was hunting for that sword
for an eternity.
So was the CIA.
Here we are.
The Soultaker's Sword,
which, if you believe the legend,
is able to steal
the souls of men.
Believe the legend.
I have seen its power.
I have seen the
sword drain the soul from a man.
Leaving him nothing
but a shriveled husk.
Empty as dust.
That still doesn't explain how
you came to have the sword.
During the time I was
supposedly stationed in Kandak,
I was actually working
undercover for the CIA.
Initiated into
the League of Assassins,
I was to determine the
whereabouts of international criminal
Ra's al Ghul.
Instead, I discovered
this sword.
The League intended to use it
to reign terror down upon the world.
Once I had it,
I realized it was too dangerous
even to hand over to the CIA.
So, instead, I went into hiding.
That is why I took
the job with you.
Something doesn't quite add up.
If Silver Monkey
and the League of Assassins
know the Soultaker's Sword
is here,
why are we still alive?
Harmonic frequency complete.
These will stop the suits
from detonating.
I need to find where Humpty's
got Gordon and Whale.
A castle.
Hello, Batman!
You made it.
Now the battle can begin.
That's right, Batman.
That one was empty.
Which one has Lieutenant Gordon?
Which one has Tobias Whale?
Can you find them in time?
Come on, man.
Save me from that lunatic.
Stay here and stay down.
Forget that.
This isn't my fight.
I'm gone.
I guess I'm kind of glad
you didn't stay out it.
Less talking, more running.
No! I will have my justice.
I will have my revenge.
Humpty? Time to stop.
I think not. Time to die.
Huh?
Huh?
It's not my fault, Batman.
I never really
wanted to hurt anyone.
Not like they hurt me.
They dragged me into
the middle of their war.
Lieutenant Gordon,
Tobias Whale, their war.
I just wanted to go back to play
with my numbers and my toys.
But I can't.
I can't go back.
Humpty... Humphry.
Listen to me.
We can work this out.
You're right. They
dragged you into their war.
But that's still not justification
for what you've done.
You've
been the best fun I've had in years.
Such fun.
♪ All the king's horses ♪
♪ And all the king's men ♪
♪ Can't put Humphry Dumpler
back together again ♪
♪ All the king's horses ♪
♪ And all the king's men.. ♪
♪ All the king's horses
and all the king's men.. ♪
♪ All the king's horses
and all the king's men.. ♪
Lieutenant Gordon, come in.
You're not gonna believe this.
Go ahead.
I'm down here at
the blast bunker.
All these bomb suits
suddenly deactivated.
We can cut them out
safely now, Lieutenant.
Why would Humpty Dumpty do that?
Just let them all go?
Humpty's broken, but that
doesn't make him pure evil.
Lovely.
You get that from your costume
vigilante Book of Proverbs?
He lost the battle and
he's walking away honorably.
But something tells me
the war is far from over.
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Previously on
Beware the Batman...
Who sent you?
Silver Monkey saw the
sword when he broke into the Manor.
The Soultaker Sword.
♪ All the king's horses ♪
♪ And all the king's men ♪
What the heck?
Since when did
the city of Gotham
start putting statues
on the sidewalk?
Step away
from the statue, folks.
Yeah, dispatch, this is O'Brien.
You ain't gonna believe this. We
got some kind of weird red statue.
Hang on, it's doing something.
Help.
You gotta help me.
Help!
There's somebody alive in there.
Get the Jaws of Life over here.
Let's cut that guy out.
Stop.
Don't do anything.
The suit is a bomb.
Try to remove him and you
can wipe out the entire block.
What are you waiting for?
An invitation?
Get up there and arrest Batman.
Get me the bomb squad
down here. Now!
Where is it?
It has to be here.
Tatsu?
Looking for something?
Um... yes.
My keys.
Can I help you find them?
No, no.
I'm sure they'll turn up.
Where am I?
Where did you jokers take me?
Don't worry. We'll get you out
as soon as we know
how to deactivate
the metal encasing you.
Nothing will happen. I promise.
Yeah?
How did you get this number?
And how did you
reach me down here?
We're 300 feet underground.
I hacked your phone
and modified your SIM chip.
Gotham PD really should get
better security for their equipment.
I'll stick that in the suggestion
box when I get a chance.
- The man you've got...
- Joseph Crimple,
aka Ice Pick Joe.
What? Who are you talking to?
Who is out there?
- Get me out of this thing!
- What's your point?
Ice Pick Joe is one of Tobias
Whale's hit squad goons.
Stay away from Whale, Batman.
Sorry. Can't do that.
Thought you deserved
a courtesy call.
Rodriguez? Gordon.
Listen, I need you to
send a squad car to...
Hello?
Hello?
Batman can get reception
but not me.
Tobias Whale.
The corpulent tick that feeds
on the good citizens of Gotham.
You know what they say, Batman.
A fella's gotta eat.
What happened to Ice Pick Joe?
I have no idea.
He didn't come to work
a few nights ago.
I thought you
were what happened to him.
Escort Mr. Bat
out of here, boys.
Feet first.
Set the canon
on St. Mary's Wall,
and it will surely, surely fall.
And three score men
and three score more,
cannot put it as it was before.
Help!
Get me out of here.
In here.
You gotta help me.
Yo, Batman! I think there's
guys trapped in there.
You missed!
Whoa! Nice shot, Batman.
Somebody is sending
Gotham a message, Lieutenant.
How did you get in here?
Why do I even ask?
Tobias Whale's financial
advisor, Donovan Baker.
Gotham District Attorney,
Marion Grange.
Ice Pick Joe.
And now, Whale's gone missing.
What?
There has to be a connection.
There is. The Dumpler case.
Come on, Dumpler.
We're almost there.
The sooner you testify
against Whale,
the sooner you and the
whole city will be a lot safer.
Incoming! Move it!
I remember the Dumpler case.
Humphry Dumpler worked
for the mob. Genius accountant.
Went crazy after you
got him blown up.
He escaped protective custody
and was never heard from again.
- Until now.
- You done?
No. You're probably
next, Gordon.
If Humpty Dumpty is after you,
you need protection.
I can take care
of myself, Batman.
I don't need some caped
vigilante playing nursemaid.
You let yourself in,
let yourself out.
Think, Tatsu, think.
No choice. Got to
bite the bullet.
Oh, sorry, my dear.
Uh, rule of thumb.
Never sneak up on an old spy
while he's making a sandwich.
Did you need something?
Uh, actually... yes.
- Help.
- Oh.
You still missing your keys?
I, uh, the truth is
I am not looking for my keys.
I know.
You're looking for this.
The Soultaker's Sword.
- You know its name?
- I do.
What I'd like to know is how it
came to be in your possession.
Hey, Dad.
I got us that low-fat, low-salt
corn beef hash you like.
Barb, you know I happen to like
the one with extra fat and extra salt.
That's off your menu,
Lieutenant.
Cool little toy soldier.
He's in the house.
Empty.
Barbara, get out
the back. Now!
Get away from my daughter!
He took him, Batman.
He took my father.
Computer. Last known address
of Humpty Dumpty.
A wall.
I'll rephrase.
Last known address
of Humphry Dumpler,
aka Humpty Dumpty.
Last known address,
49 East 107th Street.
House demolished.
Known relatives?
Mother missing in Star City.
Presumed dead.
Grandmother deceased
under suspicious circumstances.
- Here in Gotham?
- Affirmative.
15 Hawthorne Avenue.
Computer, analyze
and augment resonance.
Analyzing.
Check harmonic frequencies
to nullify that resonance.
Frequency match.
That frequency will deactivate the
mesh inside the explosive shell material.
Is this a good idea?
Are you sure Mr. Wayne
is out of town on business?
Oh, Mr. Wayne, is almost always
out on some kind of business.
Best to make the most of it.
MI6 was hunting for that sword
for an eternity.
So was the CIA.
Here we are.
The Soultaker's Sword,
which, if you believe the legend,
is able to steal
the souls of men.
Believe the legend.
I have seen its power.
I have seen the
sword drain the soul from a man.
Leaving him nothing
but a shriveled husk.
Empty as dust.
That still doesn't explain how
you came to have the sword.
During the time I was
supposedly stationed in Kandak,
I was actually working
undercover for the CIA.
Initiated into
the League of Assassins,
I was to determine the
whereabouts of international criminal
Ra's al Ghul.
Instead, I discovered
this sword.
The League intended to use it
to reign terror down upon the world.
Once I had it,
I realized it was too dangerous
even to hand over to the CIA.
So, instead, I went into hiding.
That is why I took
the job with you.
Something doesn't quite add up.
If Silver Monkey
and the League of Assassins
know the Soultaker's Sword
is here,
why are we still alive?
Harmonic frequency complete.
These will stop the suits
from detonating.
I need to find where Humpty's
got Gordon and Whale.
A castle.
Hello, Batman!
You made it.
Now the battle can begin.
That's right, Batman.
That one was empty.
Which one has Lieutenant Gordon?
Which one has Tobias Whale?
Can you find them in time?
Come on, man.
Save me from that lunatic.
Stay here and stay down.
Forget that.
This isn't my fight.
I'm gone.
I guess I'm kind of glad
you didn't stay out it.
Less talking, more running.
No! I will have my justice.
I will have my revenge.
Humpty? Time to stop.
I think not. Time to die.
Huh?
Huh?
It's not my fault, Batman.
I never really
wanted to hurt anyone.
Not like they hurt me.
They dragged me into
the middle of their war.
Lieutenant Gordon,
Tobias Whale, their war.
I just wanted to go back to play
with my numbers and my toys.
But I can't.
I can't go back.
Humpty... Humphry.
Listen to me.
We can work this out.
You're right. They
dragged you into their war.
But that's still not justification
for what you've done.
You've
been the best fun I've had in years.
Such fun.
♪ All the king's horses ♪
♪ And all the king's men ♪
♪ Can't put Humphry Dumpler
back together again ♪
♪ All the king's horses ♪
♪ And all the king's men.. ♪
♪ All the king's horses
and all the king's men.. ♪
♪ All the king's horses
and all the king's men.. ♪
Lieutenant Gordon, come in.
You're not gonna believe this.
Go ahead.
I'm down here at
the blast bunker.
All these bomb suits
suddenly deactivated.
We can cut them out
safely now, Lieutenant.
Why would Humpty Dumpty do that?
Just let them all go?
Humpty's broken, but that
doesn't make him pure evil.
Lovely.
You get that from your costume
vigilante Book of Proverbs?
He lost the battle and
he's walking away honorably.
But something tells me
the war is far from over.