Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990–2000): Season 7, Episode 6 - Housewarming - full transcript

David and Mark throw a big party at their Hollywood Hills house, until a huge brush fire stops the party which brings back a bad memory for Kelly over the house party fire (back in Season 5) and puts Donna in jeopardy when she attempts to save a baby deer. Steve's flirtation results in serious consequences from Clare, while Brandon and Tracy become closer. Meanwhile, Kenny tells Valerie to keep distant from him while he is proceeding with the divorce from his wife. But when Valerie accidentally finds out that Kenny does not plan on leaving his wife, ever, out of respect for their six-year-old son, she later tells Kenny some unsettling news about her.

oh, Kenny,

-it's 1 :45-- you got to go.
-What?

Get up, get up.

-oh.
-We fell asleep--

you got to go home.

oh, my God.

oh, my God,
l hate this.

Not as much as l do.

What are you
gonna tell Diane?

l have no idea.

Maybe she'll finally
get mad enough



to kick me out of the house.

l wish.

lt's not like you're gonna walk
out on your own.

come on, Val,
we've talked about this.

You know it's not that simple.

Yes, it is.

You know, l'm
21 years old,

l'm single, l can sleep
with whoever l want to.

So why am l the one who...
who feels guilty all the time?

l feel guilty, too.

Does that make
you feel any better?

No.

l just think you want
to have it all, and you can't.

Valerie, this is not about me.



-oh, really?
-My son

is six years old.

He has kid feelings, okay?
We have grown-up feelings.

Why should he have to suffer

because l'm not in love
with his mother anymore.

l can't do this anymore.

l thought l could.

l-l thought
l could be sophisticated.

But l guess l'm not.

Whoa, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

What are you saying?

Are you ending this?

lt's not like
l want to, Kenny.

But l'm tired of
sneaking around.

You either tell Diane
the truth, or it's over.

-You look awful.
-Thanks.

Who's the lucky guy?

Does it always
have to be a guy?

Let's see,
you come in

at 7:00 in the morning
looking like

you've been up all night--
looks like a guy to me.

lt's Kenny, Brandon.

Yeah, l figured that.

-Did he leave his wife?
-Not yet, but he's going to.

And how long has he
been telling you that?

These things take time.

Haven't you ever watched
a soap opera, Val?

He's not gonna leave his wife.

And what makes you
the big expert?

l have experience
in this arena, all right?

You with a married woman? Who?

She was trouble.

Just like Kenny.

Do yourself a favor,
go to David's party,

meet some nice young guy who,
preferably, isn't married.

Well, thank you, Dr. Walsh.

l'll take two aspirin
and l'll call you if l need you.

Are you guys wearing
bathing suits to David's party?

oh, God, no way--
l'm not gonna parade around

so David and his friends
can gawk at me all day.

Me, either.

But l guarantee
those neighbors of theirs

-will show up half naked.
-Yeah, what's up

with those girls, anyway?

Have you seen how they
flirt with David and Mark?

No, they don't.

You're just jealous.

oh, yeah. Jealous of what?

oh, you're not still into David?

What, l'm-l'm going
to the party, aren't l?

David and l are friends.

Right, and if he wants

to drool all over
his neighbors, then...

That'd be his business.

Please, clare,

like you haven't noticed,
every time Steve

is up at that house, his eyes
practically pop out of his head.

No, they don't.

Do they?

Well, Steve and l
have this arrangement.

Looking's fine;
touching ain't.

-All right.
-So, um,

what time are we heading
up to the party?

You guys go without me--
l told David

l would stop at my mom's
and pick up some bowls.

They're serving food?

Apparently, they're
going all out.

David said they're serving
pretzels and potato chips.

Wow. This is
gonna be some party.

Yeah.

l heard it's supposed to be,

like, 103 today.

No way-- not
in the hills.

All right, well, 97,
then, if we're lucky.

Wait. Look at that.

What?

over there.

lt's a deer.

oh, my gosh!

You know, it's getting
rarer and rarer

to see deer
up in these hills.

My dad, he always says if you
spot one it's really good luck.

Well, we must have double
good luck, 'cause there's

-another one.
-oh!

You know, l've never seen
a baby deer so close before.

They must come down here
looking for water in this heat.

Mm. Maybe they'll come to
David's with us and have a brew.

oh, they're
so beautiful, aren't they?

lt's amazing they
can even survive up here.

Well, it's like everyone else
trying to make it in this town--

they start out innocent,
but sooner or later

they'll claw
their way to the top.

clare, they're animals.

Who isn't?

-oh...
-oh...

-how cute.
-look.

one more time! Here we go!

one...

two...

three!

Hey! Watch it!

Hey, you watch it,
or you're next!

-Hey.
-Hi.

l was afraid you
wouldn't show up.

oh, and miss
this elegant gathering? Mm-mm.

Ah, good-- Mark's been
asking about you all week.

-oh, he has?
-Yep.

What has he been saying?

oh, same thing he said last week

and the week before that
and the week before that.

He says he keeps
asking you out,

and you keep telling him
it's not the right time.

Well, you know what they say:
timing is everything.

Speaking of timing,

l just came up

with the perfect
margarita blend.

oh! David, l am
so proud of you.

Now you're gonna have
something to fall back on.

Hey, guys!

-Hi, Mark.
-Hey, Mark.

out of ice already?

Nah, l'm just
thinking ahead.

They're drinking
like fish out there.

At 1 1 :00
in the morning?

That is quite
a party.

lt's got promise.

lt's got promise.

come on, let's
go get a drink.

You sure about that?

Lemonade, Brandon--
l wouldn't want

your friends to think
l was a lush.

Lemonade, the cool,
refreshing drink...

on the other hand, even
if l got plastered,

l don't think anyone
would notice.

l don't think they
would, either, baby.

cocktails right this way.

A fried bacon
and tomato sandwich?

Hey, Silver.

Hey, what's up, Steve, boy?

What's up?
Hey, give me a sip of that.

Mmm! You make a hell
of a margarita, Dave.

Thanks.

Tell me, my friend,
who are those girls?

ooh...

those are my new neighbors,

Nina and Teresa.

couple of hotties--
aren't you lucky.

So, uh, why don't
you introduce me.

l'll be your slave for life.

Steve, what about clare?

She'll be your slave, too.

Who are all these people?

l don't know.

They sure look like
they're having a good time.

That guy is totally
smiling at me.

So smile back.

Uh, l have a
boyfriend, remember?

So, tell him
to smile at me.

Maybe he is
smiling at you.

Look at him, right there.

Dick Harrison?
You know him.

-No, l don't.
-You don't?

l thought all you brainy
types hang out together.

He's a genius--
Phi Beta Kappa, like you.

Hm. l guess l'll have
to stop slumming.

Ha-ha-ha!

What, you think he's cute?

Not bad for a genius.

oh,

he's coming.

-Hi.
-Hey, Donna, how you doing?

-Hey, Dick. How are you?
-Fine, fine, thanks.

Actually, l was hoping you'd
introduce me

to your friend here.

l'm Dick Harrison.

Hi. l'm clare Arnold.

oh, the chancellor's
daughter?

-Sorry.
-oh, no, don't be--

l took your dad's economics
seminar-- he's a riot.

Yeah, in a painfully
boring kind of way.

Yeah, l guess you
could say that.

Yeah, well, Dick and l

were on lnterGreek council
together, so, uh...

oh, really?
What house were you in?

Beta Gamma Beta.

Well, nobody's perfect.

That's the, uh, last line
in my favorite film.

Some Like lt Hot.

Yeah. l-l'll bet you a drink you
can't remember who said it.

Joe E. Brown.

Funniest guy
in the '50s.

That's right.

Do you want to dance?

Actually, l'm looking
for my boyfriend, so...

Your boyfriend?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Well, nobody's perfect.

You must be
David's neighbor.

Hi.

Yeah, l'm Teresa;
l live next-door.

l'm Steve. You know, l
was just gonna go over

to the bar and get something to
drink-- you want something?

Yeah, sure.

can you do me
a favor first?

Sure.

l can't reach my back.

Sure.

How's that?

Perfect.

Some states, you need a license
for a massage like this.

Yeah, well, actually,

l have a license
on my bedroom wall at home.

That's funny. You're funny.

Excuse me. Are you
Steve Sanders?

-Hey, clare.
-Hi.

Hi. l'm Teresa.

Hi.

lt was nice to
meet you, Teresa.

You, too, Steve.

You really are funny,
you know that?

Yeah, a regular conan o'Brien.

come on.

l don't know why, but l'm
giving you a second chance.

Well, you should;
l deserve it.

No, you don't.

l do.

Shut up and
kiss me anyway.

Hello.

Hi. Sounds like l woke you.

You did.

What time is it, anyway?

lt's almost noon.

l can't believe
l slept that long.

Mmm.

Listen, are you free today?

No. l told you,
l have to go to that party.

Will you do me a favor?

Skip it.

l really need to see you
this afternoon.

Did you talk to her?

can we meet at the apartment
around 1 :00-ish?

okay.

l love you.

l love you, too.

l'll see you soon.

okay.

Hey, margaritas anyone?

Ah, hit me again, Waldo.

open wide, baby.

Ha...!

What about you, darling?

oh, l don't think so.

lt's a little early in the day
for that taste in my mouth.

oh, don't worry
about it.

Got a nice bottle of bubbly
chilling on the ice for you.

ooh, thanks.

But l think l'll wait awhile.

All right, just
let me know.

Wow, this place is amazing.

Quite the party house, huh?

Yeah.

Me and Mark really
get along well, too.

oh, that's great.

So, um, how's school?

closed for the weekend.

The iceman cometh.

The iceman throw-eth
a good party.

Well, thank you.

lt runs in the blood.

Besides, it's our farewell
to summer.

lsn't that what
Labor Day is for?

oh, l know. We had
a great party. Where were you?

l wasn't invited, thank you.

Well, from now on,
you're on that list, okay?

Good.

l'll hold you to it.

l hope you do.

Someone's in here.

Sorry.

What?!
What?! What?!

Spider.
There's a spider in there.

lt's so big.

lt was coming
right at me.

Don't worry about it.

Thanks, all right.

l take karate, but l still
can't handle spiders.

Well, don't kill it.

No, l'll just send it on

a little ocean voyage,
that's all.

You killed it.

Well, it was
a black widow, Teresa.

lt was a very old spider, too.

l'm sure it led a full life.

How could you tell its age?

Well, l cut one of
the limbs off,

counted the growth rings.
How else?

oh.

So you're funny and smart.

Not to mention cute.

You're despicable.

clare.

Don't even.

No, you don't understand.

Gee, sorry.

okay, l think l got it.

Donna went out with David
before he went out with clare,

and then clare went
out with Steve,

and then after clare, David
went out with Valerie,

who lives in your house,
but she's not here.

How am l doing?

Perfect.

So, the only one l haven't
met is your former ex,

Kelly Taylor.

or one of your
former exes.

She's right over there.

Thanks, man.

-The one with Mark?
-She's not with Mark,

she's just talking to Mark.

conversing casually,
you know.

Excuse me.

You're excused.

come on,
let's dance.

oh, no, no, no, no.

l only dance at night
and only the Macarena.

Macarena and cheese,

l like mine with
a little salsa mixed in.

-Hey, Brandon.
-Hey, Muntz!

How you doing, my man?

Do you know Tracy Gaylian?

Why, yes, l do.

You look even better
in real life than on TV.

-ooh, you are silky, my man.
-Ah, thank you.

Silky! What's the haps?

Well, l thought
l'd never get up here.

There's freaking
fire trucks everywhere.

Fire trucks?

What's the deal?

There's a fire
in the next canyon.

At least there'll be
a cool light show, huh?

Man, l think we got a problem.
Hey, Mark!

Mark!

l'll be right back.

What? What's up?

check it out.

oh, no.

Those hills haven't burned
in 40 years.

ls that good or bad?

That's very bad.

40 years of underbrush,
that's a ton of kindling.

l think a lot of drunk people

are gonna get real sober,
real quick.

l thought you'd
never get here.

Hi, baby.

There's a fire in the hills,
and Sunset's a mess.

-Well, you're in a good mood.
-Yes, l am.

And it's all
because of you.

What happened?

We finally talked about it.

Diane and l finally talked
about our relationship.

We were up
the whole night talking

and really listening
to each other

about how it's just
not working out.

And you know what's funny?

She's just as miserable as l am.

She wants a change, too.

l really think
this is gonna work out

in the best possible way.

Well, of course it could happen,
if you want it to.

oh, you know it is.

Mmm. You smell great.

What is that?

lt's Honey Dust.

l sprinkle it on,
and you lick it off.

ooh.

Mmm.

l love it.

Where do you learn
all these things?

Well, l'm self-taught.

lt's amazing all the things
you know that my wife doesn't.

You better believe it.

So what'd they say?

They're not evacuating
this canyon yet.

Well, my car was one of

the last ones let up the hill.

They're only, uh,
letting residents up now.

Listen, before you guys go,
can you help me get these people

out of here?
l don't want a mob scene.

Yeah, sure.

-Yeah, no problem.
-Hey.

l don't really want
to be in another fire.

Kel, why don't you just
take whoever doesn't have

a ride and get
out of here, huh?

okay.

ls she okay?

Yeah, yeah.

She's just got, she's
got a thing with fire.

She got caught in
one and got burned.

She gonna be all right?

Yeah, yeah,
she'll be fine.

All right, let's, uh, let's
get to it. Let's go out front.

oh, God.

l don't feel so good.

l got to lay down.

You okay?

lt's not working;
l got to sit up.

What's the matter?

l just got to lay down.

Maybe you need to throw up.

That's it.

Ew.

All right, everybody, listen up.

l've got some bad news, okay?

Uh, we have to shut
the party down because

there's a little fire
over in Nichols canyon,

and the fire department
thinks it's best

that everybody goes home, okay?

l know, l know, l know, okay.

All right, you're all
gonna have a major

rain check or fire check
or something.

But just be careful
getting out of here, okay?

And if anybody
had too much to drink,

find a designated driver.

Thank you for coming out.

l'll give you a lift,
all right?

oh, God.

How long is this gonna last?

l don't know.

How much did you have to drink?

l think l'm all empty.

You know what?

l'm gonna go
get you some coffee, okay?

No, don't go.

l can't believe this house
is gonna burn down.

Yep, that's right.

And you're in the toilet.

clare.

clare, l didn't
do anything!

You know what?
You're right.

You were totally
helpless; you're right.

Why do you always think
the worst of me?

Because you've proven me
right so many times before.

l didn't do anything.

Listen, clare, if you need
a lift down the hill...

That won't be necessary.

Shut up, Steve.

Thanks. Um, actually,
l'm-l'm not leaving yet.

okay.

can l call you sometime?

No, you can't.

Sure. Why not?

l'll see you later.

Bye.

Why are you doing this to me?

l love you.

lf you haven't noticed, we're
in an emergency here, Steve.

You are not an emergency.

All right, l got the extra line.

l'm gonna hook it up to
the source, meet you up top.

You're blocking me in!

Hey, calm down, man.

Muntz, got ahold
of this guy.

Get that car moving!

Make sure everybody
has a ride!

You should get
out of here, too.

No way. l'm staying.

oh, l wish we had a camera.

Just chill, okay!

l'll be back in a second.

l can't go through this again.

Say it with me, Kelly.

''Thy kingdom come,

''thy will be done,

on earth as it is in heaven...''

Help us!

Help us!

Kelly, are you okay?

No, l'm not okay.

What's the matter?

Nothing. l ha-have a small
problem with fires

in case you don't remember.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, l'm sure this
must be very upsetting....

Save it, Brandon.

You know what, Kel,
why don't you just go home

and we'll talk about whatever's
bothering you later, okay?

We have nothing to talk about.

Why are you mad at me?

You don't know?

No, l don't know.

The night of the fire, Brandon,

l needed you
and you weren't there.

l can't forget that!

l'm not asking you to forget it.

You know, you always thought
that l was mad at you

because l thought you were off
sleeping with Emily Valentine.

But that wasn't it, it was you!

-lt was me? Uh-huh.
-You.

the person l needed most in this
world was not there for me.

You know what, Kelly?
l've apologized to you

about this until l'm blue
in the face.

l can't change it,

-can l?!
-No, you can't.

l gotta go.

Drive safely.

l'll talk to you later.

Kelly?

l thought you were leaving.

l'm trying to.

So what's stopping you?

l'm scared to go, but l'm scared
to stay, you know?

Well, l'll make it easy for you.

Move over.
l'll drive you home.

You... lt's your house.

l know, it's just a house.

You're more important.

You mean that, don't you?

of course l do.

Go on back. l'll be fine.

okay.

Hey, you got more hoses?

There's one on the side
of the house and two up front.

All right, bro.
l got the front.

l'll take the side.

Give me one of those.

Kel, what are you
still doing here? Go home.

Brandon, l need
to do this, all right?

No, you don't.
Get out of here!

-Give me the hose.
-Fine.

Guys, let's go.
Let's get a line started

at the top of this ridge.

chainsaws up front.
Let's move it.

Hey, hey, we're
losing pressure.

Yeah, here, too.

The fire department
must have

every hydrant
on the hill going.

We have a sump pump
for the pool.

-We can switch to that.
-Yeah, let's do it.

oh, yeah? All right,
l'll get it.

No, stay here.
l'll get it.

Does this mean
you forgive me?

No, it means
you're a hoser.

Who's the owner of this
property?

Uh, my father is,
but l live here.

Sir, it's my obligation

to inform you that you're in
the path of a dangerous fire.

lt's the recommendation of the
Los Angeles Fire Department

that all residents evacuate
immediately.

Well, is there some law against
us staying here?

No, sir, it's not,

but could l have the name
of your next of kin, please?

Look, this is
your last chance to leave.

We're gonna be running hoses
across the street.

Well, l'm sorry,
l'm not leaving, okay?

We're staying, sir.

All right, just don't try
to be heroes.

We'll cover you the best we can.
Be careful. And good luck.

Hey, maybe we should go.
This could be a big mistake.

We need more personnel
on the line!

of all the brushfires that are
blazing across the Southland

on this hot, windy day, the one
that poses the greatest threat

to expensive homes in the area
is in the Hollywood Hills.

Reporter Gail Reichenberg is
on the scene. Gail.

We're up on Deronda Drive,
Harry,

just a stone's throw
from the famous Hollywood sign.

As firefighters combat
the encroaching blaze,

courageous area residents stand
on rooftops.

They're desperately trying to
wet down as much as they can

before sparks fanned
by these high winds ignite

their expensive hillside homes.

No structures have burned yet,
but the fire department warns

that fires like this are
unpredictable.

We've been told that
in situations like this

many residents need to go back
home, or feel they need

to go back home to retrieve
family heirlooms or pets...

Where have you been?

l don't feel so good.

Some help you are.

Shut up, Steve.

Has anybody seen Donna around?

Yeah, she's outside with clare.

They're having trouble
with the sump.

Hey,

can l get you a shot
of tequila?

That's very funny.

The sump's down again.

Mark said there's more gas
in the garage.

okay.

clare.

clare, come here!

What?

Look, it's the same deer.

So much for good luck.

Poor thing.
l wonder where its mother went.

To get a pedicure?

clare, this isn't funny.
l'm worried.

A baby deer out in the woods
alone during a fire.

lt could get killed.

Don, you've seen Bambi
too many times.

l'm sure it's fine.

can you imagine how scared
she is out there all alone?

lt's an animal.
lt lives ''out there.''

No, you don't understand.

No, l guess l don't.

Well, now you look presentable.

Did l get all the
Honey Dust off my face?

Yes, you look great.

l wish you didn't have to go
back to the office.

lt's Saturday.

Don't remind me.

Well, you better go before
you're late.

You sound like a wife.

You sure don't kiss
like one though.

l love you.

Hmm, l love you.

Don't make any plans tonight,
okay?

Why not?

Because we are spending it
together.

All night?

All night, baby.

Well, you better hurry home.

l will.

okay, we're getting
a break here.

The wind's shifting out.

Looks like you guys are
gonna make it.

All right!

Save your water, though.

clare, kill the pump.

All right,
is everybody okay?

Are we all
accounted for?

Yeah, yeah, l think so.

Where's Kelly?

She's inside.
l just saw her.

What about Donna?

l don't know.

l haven't seen much of her
all day.

Well, that's because she's been
playing nursemaid

to the town drunk.

That's very funny, Steve.

oh, my God.

She was worried about this baby
deer down the hill.

Great, clare.
She didn't go after it, did she?

l don't know.

Well, when's the last time
you saw her?

Like, a half an hour ago.

That hillside's covered
in brush.

lt could go up anytime.

Yeah, we should split up
and go look for her.

There's a hook and ladder
down the street.

l'm gonna go tell 'em
we're missing somebody.

okay, l'm going.

Now who's more helpless,
you or me?

Don't just stand there,
scream for help.

Help! Help!

That was effective.

l guess we just have
to wait it out.

Hope someone finds us
before it gets dark.

Hello.

Valerie, Valerie,
l thought l'd missed you.

l was just picking up
some dinner.

oh. oh, dinner.

What's going on?

Uh, what?

Well, you sound
completely weird.

Yeah, well, l've just been
on the phone with my lawyer

for the last hour.

About what?

lt's not gonna be as easy
as l thought.

So what's that supposed to mean?

Well, it means that her lawyer
is on the warpath already,

and my lawyer doesn't want me
to do anything foolish.

So that means me?

l don't know.
l-l-l don't know.

Why are you so angry?

l'm not angry!

Honey, it's just, it's just

not going down the way
that l thought.

l mean, l could lose everything.

Excuse me.

You need to sign these
here and here.

l just, l wasn't prepared
for this.

What did you think
was gonna happen?

certainly not this.

So we're off for tonight,
aren't we?

For tonight, unfortunately, yes.

can you handle that?

No, l can't.

Help!

We're down here!

Help us!

Your mother must be worried
about you out here

all alone in the hills.

You're gonna be fine, okay?

We're gonna be fine.

Help!

Are you sure
she just didn't go home?

No, her car's still
at the house.

Well, maybe she caught a lift
down the hill.

Man, this is all
my fault.

l should have been
looking out for her.

-Hey, hey.
-Look, all right,

l got some guys working
their way

back up the hillside, all right?

lf she's on that hill,
they'll spot her.

How bad is it down there?

Well, let's just say if the wind
shifts, that brush is gonna go.

Plus, that smoke is
really thick.

But don't worry,
we're gonna find your friend.

come on, let's go
back to the house.

l'm never
getting drunk again.

l'll hold you to that.

You don't have to.

Help!

Somebody help!

Keep clearing
that brush, guys.

over here!
We're down here!

Wait!

Hey, you hear that?

Help!

We hear you!

Just a second!
We're coming down!

Help!

This way!

Help! over here.

over here, we're over here!

come on, guys!

Boy, am l glad to see you.

Really glad.

Are you hurt?

What? oh...

Yeah, my knee, my knee
hurts really badly.

What are you doing down here?

The fawn, she lost her mother.

l was just trying
to get her out.

Well, what do you say
we get you two out of here?

lf you just put your
arms around my neck

-and hold on tight,
l'll get you out. -okay.

So, what's your name?

Donna, Donna Martin.

cliff Yeager.

lt's really nice
to meet you.

Fire crews in the
Hollywood Hills

report that the last hotspot
is finally under control,

and that cleanup operations
are underway.

But these firemen are going
to have a very long night.

Thank God it's over.

Any word?

No, they're still
looking for her.

They'll find her.

Uh, they, they already did.

Well, Harry, at least one of our

stories today
has a happy ending.

This is Donna Martin,

a california University senior,

who risked her own safety

to rescue our very own
real life Bambi.

Donna, tell us what happened.

Well, it wasn't
really a big deal.

And the truth is,

if anyone deserves
the credit, it's him.

He's your local hero.

Excuse me, sir,

what's your name?

cliff Yeager.

Firefighter cliff Yeager

and Donna Martin.

Two reluctant heroes

whose selfless actions

under the circumstances
point out

the very best instincts
in human nature.

l guess some girls will
do anything to get a date.

Well, come on, guys.
Dinner's on me.

Well, that's the least
you could do after we saved

your house
from burning, huh?

You got it.

Good. l'm hungry.

Hey, Nat!

-Kelly?
-Yeah?

can l ask you something?

-Sure.
-l know you used to

go out with Brandon

and l was wondering

why you guys broke up.

As far as l can tell,
he's perfect.

Nobody's perfect.

l couldn't have said
it better myself.

Quite a night
tonight, huh?

l saw Donna on TV.
She gonna be all right?

Yeah, yeah, she's fine,
David's on his way over

to the hospital to
pick her up right now.

So, who's the pretty lady?

oh, you, l'm sorry.

This is c.U.'s
anchorwoman, Tracy.

Tracy, Nat,
Nat, Tracy.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

He said l should
get the megaburger.

Sure, the first one's
always on me.

Just like a drug dealer,

gives you the
first one for free,

charges you second
for the double-- what?

oh, my God!

You should have been
there, it was awesome!

Fire raged all around us.

lt was like the classic battle:
Man versus nature.

Good versus evil.

We fought and we won.

-Awesome.
-Don't worry.

You'll probably only have
to listen to this story

for about two
more centuries.

Excuse me,
l think five times

is probably enough for me,
considering l was there.

ls it me or is she
icier than usual?

lt's me.

clare!

come on, knock it off.

What's the big deal?

All you ever do is screw up
and say you're sorry.

This time, you didn't
even have the decency to say

you were sorry.

How long are you
going to punish me, huh?

l'm sorry, okay?

No, it's not okay.

For months now,

all we ever do is fight
and make up, fight and make up.

lt's like a game;
l'm sick of it.

Are you saying you
want to break up?

Yeah, that's what l'm saying.

Hi.

Hi.

Listen, about before...

No, forget it.

-No.
-No, it's fine.

Don't worry about it.

-Hey, man.
-Hey, you got any quarters?

l'm playing Kelly's
favorite songs.

oh, boy, here you go.

Thanks.

Listen, uh, just
for the record,

l know you and Kelly
have a history together

and l just kinda wanted to

clear things with you before...

You want to ask her out.

Well, actually,
l already did.

You okay with that?

Absolutely.
Kelly's a big girl.

She can make
her own decisions.

All right, cool.

Did you miss me?

Yeah, what was
that all about?

What, you mean
me and Brandon?

No, nothing, it was
just some talk.

Just some newsroom
stuff, that's all.

Right.

okay, actually,
the truth is,

l told him that
we were gonna go out.

oh, and we need his
permission to do that?

That's funny.
That's what he said.

Well, Brandon is a smart guy.

l'm gonna ask you one more time.

Do you want to have dinner
with me tomorrow night?

Hmm, l don't know.

l'd have to ask Brandon first.

Brando?

Yeah.

They look kind of
chummy, don't they?

So?

25 years ago,
l let Joanie slip away.

Don't make the same mistake.

Yeah, yeah, l'll see ya, Nat.

Take it easy.

lt's just a sprain.

Yeah, l know.

But l've got a lot
to make up to you.

Well, thanks for
coming to get me.

l'm just trying to salvage
a horrible day.

Well, you're doing
a good job now.

There you go.

l just want you
to know that, uh,

you can count on me
as a friend.

That's sweet of you, David.

Thank you.

Thank you for
taking care of me.

Do you want to stay for awhile?

You know what, uh,

will you be
okay by yourself?

Yeah, sure.

Great, l got to get going;
l need to get some sleep.

Are you sure you'll be okay?

l'm positive.

Good night.

Good night.

l'll talk to you tomorrow.

okay.

come on in.

-Valerie, hi.
-Hi.

Your secretary said
you were working late.

lt's Saturday night.

Doesn't Diane mind?

This is not a good time, honey.

Well, it won't take long,
l just thought maybe

you should be the
first one to know.

Know what? What?

l'm pregnant.

Here's the little test.

lt's amazing how simple it is.

Blue if you're pregnant.

Pink if you're not.

You'll notice it's bright blue.

Daddy.