Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990–2000): Season 7, Episode 15 - Phantom of CU - full transcript
Steve meets a mysterious prankster student, known as the "Phantom of C.U." during his penance for cheating by working as a night watchman and feels compassion for him when Steve learns that the student, Larry, is homeless and wants to graduate from college. Meanwhile, Clare, and later Donna, try to arrange a blind date for Kelly, which turns less than satisfying when the guy, an Englishman named Neil Phillips, annoys her. Donna's begins a new career for herself as the weather girl on the campus TV, which unfortunately nets her an unwanted fan. Tracy helps Clare work on the new college yearbook and David becomes suspicious of Tom's true motives while helping to get the singer Donna Lewis to perform at the After Dark.
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Hey, C.
Hey.
PBJ... you want half?
Oh, no.
No, thank you. I've had dinner.
Hey, have you seen Kelly today?
No, not since lunch. Yeah,
me either.
I don't think she
even went to school.
She's not taking
this very well, is she?
I don't know. I can't tell.
You know, one minute she's
fine and then she gets all quiet.
I just don't know
what she's thinking.
Well, I'll say
one thing for her.
She's got good instincts.
I mean, I don't think
she trusted Mark
the whole time they went out.
Yeah, well, she's
lucky in one way.
At least with him leaving C.U.,
she doesn't have to see
him around all the time.
Well, I had him pegged as
a spoiled brat from day one.
Hey, guys.
Hey, where you been all day?
Oh, mental health break.
I walked the beach all the
way to Topanga and back.
Look what the surf washed in.
I love the beach even
more in the winter.
I think I'm gonna make a collage
or something, what do you think?
You're in a good
mood. Oh, the best.
I have never felt so free.
Good.
We were worried about you.
We thought maybe
the whole Mark thing
was getting to you, you know?
Mark who?
That was fast.
Well, let's put it this way.
The wound only went
as deep as the guy
and Mark was about that deep.
Well,
in that case, do you
want to be fixed up?
Fixed up?
You mean a blind date?
Yeah, but I know him. Trust me.
Dating...
Kel, I think it's a
really good idea.
I mean, sometimes you just gotta
go out and live a little.
Try something new.
I mean, look at me,
Brandon has an idea,
now I'm going on television
tomorrow as the weather girl.
I don't know.
He's a great guy, okay.
He's, he's really good-looking,
he's brilliant.
My dad's been trying to get me
to go out with him
since before Steve.
Yeah, you gotta go for it.
And besides, it's not like
Brandon is around to
pick up the pieces, right.
I'm sorry, I didn't,
I didn't mean it to
come out like that, sorry.
It's okay.
It's the truth.
Okay, I'll do it.
Fix me up.
How bad can it be?
Great.
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This week the focus
is on our C.U. seniors.
Several final
activities are scheduled
to take place beginning
with senior pictures.
All inquiries should be
directed to Clare Arnold,
who's heading up the committee
in charge of senior affairs.
Seniors are expected
to attend the session...
All right you're on
after this segment.
Is everything ready? Yeah.
Everything but me.
Come on, relax,
you're gonna be great.
You're my favorite weather girl.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Shh, shh, shh.
- That's okay.
You nervous?
Yes, yes.
Don't be, you'll do fine.
Fine.
Okay. This is it.
This is it, go on in there. Oh.
Good luck.
And now let's meet our new
weatherperson, Donna Martin,
and see if we're in for
another day of So-Cal sunshine.
Donna? And switch.
Okay.
Welcome to Wardrobe Weather.
We're here to put some
practical meaning into the weather,
tips on dressing for the day,
and making sure your
daily fashion transitions
are not only
climate appropriate,
but also seamless.
Tomorrow's forecast calls for...
layers.
It's gonna be sunny
and warm in the afternoon,
but what about that
patchy morning fog?
Well, this calls for
something retro,
maybe a suede jacket
perhaps to keep you toasty.
But when those clouds part,
you're gonna
want to go a little...
lighter.
Like a sweater,
which you can always peal off
to take advantage
of that lunch hour sun.
Oh, and a skirt.
And as for you guys...
break out the T-shirts.
But you might want to think
about a flannel for the morning.
Yeah.
And I, uh, also
want to remind you
that a baseball hat is
a fashion accessory,
not an excuse to keep
from washing your hair.
Mm-mm.
And please, please,
start the day fresh
with a clean pair of boxers.
What do you say?
Okay,
well, um, that's it
for tonight's forecast.
Information you can use,
from square toes to block heels,
silks to suedes,
keeping you belted and
buttoned throughout the day.
I'm Donna Martin,
changing your weather
and changing your clothes.
And that,
I guess, is the news.
I'm Tracy Gaylian. Good night.
We're clear.
Okay, guys, we need
a shot of that ski logo.
What'd you think, Brandon?
I think I see a trend
developing here.
Oh! I did good?
Yeah, you did. Yay!
Whew!
Excuse me, this is
maintenance right?
No, this is the neurology lab.
We just keep the garbage here
due to overcrowding.
My name's Steve Sanders.
I'm looking for Tony.
So you're the cheater, huh?
That's the lowest of the low.
All right, all right already.
Just tell me what I need to do
to fulfill my punishment
please. Please.
Well, we'll try to make it
as unpleasant for
you as possible.
First thing is Dumpster detail.
You'll be surprised at what
you learn about your friends
after picking up their
messes for a couple of weeks.
Yeah, you kids are very kinky.
Then after you're done here,
you, you go over to
security and sentry detail.
Security will be rotating you
around the campus parking lots
to give some of our tenured men
a little shut eye.
Your butt is ours
from the PM to the AM.
You got it?
Yeah, but how I am
supposed to be awake all night
and in class all day?
You should've thought about that
when you ripped off
your buddy's paper.
Oh, yeah, and you'll
need these gloves.
There's lots of rats.
Rats?
And they bite.
Great. Great.
Oh, and there's one more thing.
There's this homeless
guy living on campus,
feeding off the refuse,
breaking into
basements to sleep.
He's been giving us a hard time.
What kind of hard time? Well,
like, uh, tying guys'
shoelaces together.
Giving hotfoots.
Things like that. Pranks.
Thinks he's funny.
Sounds like your men
are sleeping on the job.
Yeah?
Well, uh, you stay awake
and catch the bastard,
and I might be able to
commute your sentence.
We call him "The
Phantom of C.U."
Phantom of C.U., huh?
Hey, Donna, great show.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I have to do this
again? Oh, yeah.
Tomorrow, the next day,
the next day, every day.
Good show, boys.
Yeah. Take care.
Is she for real?
Come on, she was great.
Yeah, what would really be great
is her doing the weather naked.
Hey, watch your mouth.
All right, she can
have an umbrella.
Donna.
I really enjoyed that.
Oh, thanks.
Uh, Evan, this is David Silver.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you, too.
So you're really
talented. Oh, thank you.
Uh, don't forget
to ask Kelly for me.
Right, I won't. I promise.
Okay, thanks. See ya. Okay.
Bye.
What was that all about?
Oh, yeah, he wants
me to fix him up.
With Kelly?
Come on, that guy
doesn't stand a chance.
What're you talking about?
I think he's nice.
Are you ever gonna
stop playing matchmaker?
No.
It's a West End London exchange.
Yes, I'll hold.
Hey, man, what's up.
I'm just trying to book
an old friend of mine,
Donna Lewis, for the After Dark.
Calling London, huh?
Yeah, look, when the bill comes
I'll cover it, all right?
Yeah, and how
will I find you, Tom?
Well, Valerie will
know where I am.
Look don't sweat it, okay?
Yeah, no... Lewis.
Donna Lewis.
The girl's got a number one hit,
I can't even get
in touch with her.
You know what? Forget it.
Yeah, thank you.
Hey, listen, Brandon,
would you happen to know
where I can get some
coffee around here?
Yeah, I just, uh, picked
some up at the store.
Cool, I'll take it black.
I-I'll...
keep that in mind.
Hey, Brandon, you know,
listen, I wanted to talk to
you about me staying here.
Uh, I mean, it is
cool with you, right?
I don't know.
How long are you
planning on staying?
Look, just say the
word and I'm out of here.
I mean, the only reason I'm here
is 'cause Valerie
needs me for the club.
I said I'd stay for awhile.
And how long is a while?
Look, if I caused
any trouble, I'm sorry.
It happens.
Okay, look, I'm
gonna take a walk.
I'll get some coffee later.
Neil, hi, come on in.
You look great. Thank you.
Kelly will be ready
in one second.
Kelly, Neil's here.
I have a really good
feeling about this.
I think you guys are
really gonna get along.
I've learned never to
doubt a woman's intuition.
Hi.
What did
Shakespeare say
in As You Like It?
"Who ever loved that
loved not at first sight?"
That sounds like
something he would say.
Kelly Taylor...
Neil Phillips.
Pleased to meet you. Indeed.
Neil
is an exchange
student from England.
He's on a full
academic scholarship.
He's, um, captain
of our undefeated debate team,
and he's headed for
Harvard Medical in the fall.
Actually,
Harvard in June.
I've been given
special permission
to begin early studies.
Wow.
Well, I'm impressed.
So am I.
If Homer
looked at you, he would say,
"This is the face that
launched a thousand ships
and burned the
topless towers of Ilium."
Well, hope you guys have
a great time. Yes.
Shall we be on our way?
On our way we shall be.
Bye.
Well, can't win 'em all.
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Ow!
I'm gonna kill that guy!
Ah, from wine
what sudden friendship springs.
John Gay was a wise man.
Anyway,
I feel the Italian
reds are far superior
to anything the French
can come up with.
I know, I know,
it's a controversial position,
but we have to take a stand.
I suppose so.
Now, I understand
your not drinking,
but you are eating, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
I recommend the duck.
I'm a vegetarian.
I'm so sorry.
Don't be. I just
prefer to eat light.
You've probably
never read Balzac.
Yes, actually, in high school.
A mediocre writer at best,
but a truly
accomplished glutton.
It's said he once
consumed 100 oysters,
12 lamb cutlets,
two whole ducklings,
and a pair of roast partridges
all at one sitting.
And what did he
have for dessert?
Funny, I don't know.
I thought you knew everything.
I'll need to find out
for our next meeting.
You really are fascinating.
What's behind that
enigmatic smile?
Believe me, you
don't want to know.
Hey...
Wake up, sleepy head.
Come on, Donna, it's
time for you to get to bed
and me to get home.
You can stay if you want.
Uh-uh, I can't.
I got a billion things
to do tomorrow.
You were great tonight.
Thank you.
Thank you for
being there for me.
So, uh, how are things coming
for the show this weekend?
Is there anything
I can do to help?
Yeah, please tell me
if Donna Lewis is
going to show up.
Well, I thought I was the
only Donna in your life.
Yeah, well, the way things
are going, you just might be.
Isn't Tom taking
care of everything?
Not that I can see, I mean,
I haven't seen any contracts,
no agents, tour
managers, nothing.
We're prepping for a full house
on this guy's word and
Valerie's reassurances.
Not good. No.
We've made a lot of
money on ticket sales,
but I can't spend any of it
in case we have
to refund tickets.
That means it's out of pocket
for any expenses, so,
if Donna Lewis doesn't show up,
guess who's left
holding the bag?
Yeah, but this guy's credibility
is on the line here.
I doubt he's looking to
make a fool out of himself.
Who's calling so late?
Hello?
DISTORTED, MENACING
VOICE: Rain or shine, you'll be mine.
Our sweet kiss will be so hot.
That's the forecast,
you're mine, you better like it,
or else.
Who was that?
I don't know.
It was, uh,
it was someone ragging
on my weather bit.
Well, what'd they say?
S-Something about kissing me.
That's weird.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe I should spend the night.
Yeah, maybe you should.
Hey, Bran.
Hey, Steve.
Oh, buddy.
What's the matter with you?
Didn't get any sleep last night?
No, I'm beginning to think I'm
part of a science experiment.
Let's not forget one thing.
What's that?
You deserve it.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen, you guys
ever hear of "The
Phantom of C.U.?"
The Phantom of
C.U.? How baroque.
I never heard of
him. Me neither.
Yeah, well,
believe it or not,
there's this homeless
joker living on campus.
Security calls him
"The Phantom."
He likes to play little stunts
to aggravate these guys like
tying their shoelaces together.
Last night, I got
a visit from him.
You caught the Phantom?
No, no, but when I do...
What happened? He stole the book
I was reading for Lit class
and exchanged it for this.
Then he beamed me
in the head with a rock.
Oh. Sounds like
a great news story.
Maybe if you catch the guy,
we could get an interview.
Oh, he won't be able to talk.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Clare. Hey, baby.
How's your head, hon?
It hurts.
Aw, you'd better
stay awake next time.
You might get a hot foot.
Guys, uh,
I need your help with something.
I have about, um,
ten seniors that I can't find.
Do you think you could
announce this list on the news?
Yeah, sure, no problem.
Yeah, I'll do it tonight.
Great. All right, we gotta go,
we have important things to do.
See you guys later. Bye.
See ya. Bye, guys.
Oh, poor baby.
You better get it together
before your senior pictures.
Oh, don't remind me.
Oh, does it hurt?
Ow, Clare, it hurts.
Sorry.
He would not stop talking.
About what?
About anything.
I have never met
somebody so conceited.
He was like a self-proclaimed
expert on everything.
Never let Clare fix you up.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Aside from a guy mauling me,
I would have to say that was
the worst evening of my life.
I am never going
on another blind date.
Yeah, you know, I
don't, I don't blame you,
but, uh, I mean,
what if it wasn't a blind date?
Maybe, you know,
I just wanted to fix you up,
like, with someone you knew?
Oh, Donna...
I don't know.
I know this guy?
Uh, yeah, Evan Potter, you know?
The cameraman from CUTV?
Yeah, he really wants
to go out with you.
Sorry, Donna.
Not my type.
Kel, he is so sweet.
He's gonna be
really disappointed.
Sorry.
What is this I hear about
you getting weird phone calls?
Yeah, have you gotten any?
No, no, what happened?
It must've been someone
who saw my weather report.
It was just kind of spooky.
Well, you did make
quite an impact.
I'm sure you're going to
have lots of strange fans.
Tom,
I still haven't seen a diagram
of the stage set-up.
I don't know how
many people to cater for.
Look, I generally don't believe
this is going to
happen. All right, look,
it's simple.
Okay, they load in and out
just like everybody else.
Okay, all you have
to do is feed the band,
Donna Lewis and
two crew members.
I mean, burgers from
next door will be fine.
We use our own sound and lights.
They provide the
operators. Okay?
Yeah, whatever you say.
David, relax.
Excuse me, Val, I have
a lot invested in this place
and I have a lot
riding on someone
I don't even know.
Look, it's going to
be okay. I promise.
If Donna Lewis
doesn't show, he goes.
Hey, you, think fast.
He didn't believe a
word I said, did he?
No, he didn't.
What's his problem?
You remember, Val.
I used to visit my
grandparents in Wales.
Donna Lewis was
like the girl next door.
She'll show up.
You believe me, don't you?
Look, every person
I introduce to this group
ends up being
typecast as a bad guy.
Yeah, well, forget about it.
What's the matter?
Look, Tom, I really
appreciate all your help.
But I'm not interested in
a relationship right now.
Well, we've been
sleeping together.
I mean, what am I
supposed to think?
You know why, I
mean, we're old friends.
Just respect my wishes, okay?
Okay.
Now...
Now you can kiss me.
Wait a second, I
thought you said
you didn't want a relationship.
Well, I told you
what I didn't want.
Now I'm telling
you what I do want.
I don't know what to do.
I'm just praying I don't
get anymore calls like that.
Well, you know, I don't
want to make light of this,
but when I first
went on the air,
I had a lot of cranks after me.
And, you know, it
never amounted to much.
Still, I'm gonna take
this to campus security.
See if they want
to go to the police.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Well, don't worry
about it too much.
It's probably just a bunch
of frat guys screwing around.
Yeah, thanks, Trace.
Um, if you guys will excuse me,
I have some props
in the hallway.
Don't you think you maybe
scared her a little too much?
Maybe, but...
Donna was an attempted
rape victim a couple years ago.
Not too many people know that,
so keep it under your hat.
Oh, my God.
Well, you did the
right thing then.
I guess the heat's
here to stay for a while.
Yep, Santa Ana's.
Let me help you with that.
Oh, thanks.
Did you talk to Kelly for me?
Uh, yeah, I did.
And?
Evan, I'm sorry.
I tried.
She just had this
really bad blind date
and I don't think she's
going to be convinced.
Oh.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
That's okay.
You're the one for me anyways.
Yeah, right.
I'm just kidding.
Man, she must be giving
you something sweet.
What are you talking about?
Donna.
Why else would you be lugging
her crap around like a slave?
You are a sick
man, you know that?
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Got you now, you son of a...
Hey, we got a Phantom sighting.
Keep your eyes open.
Tell me about it.
Hi, Steve.
How do you know my name?
Take it easy, would you?
Look, in case you
haven't noticed, here I am.
I live on campus.
I'm a student.
I used to be in
your sociology class.
Hey,
how did you like
that comic book?
It was okay.
All right.
Base to Sanders.
Don't tell them.
Please, don't tell them.
Why should I save your butt?
Look,
I'm sorry about the rock.
I was aiming for the
guard shack, but I missed.
Base to Sanders.
Who are you?
My name is Larry Lincoln.
Look, if you turn me in,
I'm gonna lose
everything I worked for.
I'm a senior, just like you.
I'm gonna be the first one
in my family to
graduate from college.
And don't take
that away from me.
Please.
Base to Sanders.
Sanders here.
What do you got?
I thought I saw somebody
behind the physics building,
but no dice... it's all quiet.
Sanders out.
All right.
You must be one
of the good guys.
Perhaps.
I think it's just you
remind me of me.
You should graduate, man.
Come on.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks.
Hello.
Hello?
Hey.
Hey, sleep well?
Yeah, but I didn't
like my wake-up call.
Mmm... again?
Well, it was a hang
up, so I don't know.
It just made me nervous,
so I think I'm gonna change
my number on my private line.
Well, maybe it was just
your garden variety hang up,
but it's probably a good idea.
Well, Tracy said she
got a bunch of weird calls
when she first went
on the air, so it's...
it's probably nothing.
Still a good idea to
change your number.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I had to break the bad
news to Evan yesterday.
He is such a sweet guy, Kel.
It just broke my heart.
If you could have seen
the look in his eyes
when I told him you
weren't interested.
Sorry,
but I know what's right for me.
I know.
Well, I'm gonna get going.
I'll see you at the Condor's
Nest for lunch, okay?
Wait a minute. What?
I've got an idea.
Would you
go out with him if
we double-dated?
Donna... Please.
All right, I will go
if it's a double date
with you and David.
I must be a glutton
for punishment.
Thank you.
And I'm doing this for you.
Mmm, I know.
I hate you.
Well, you've done it.
Done what?
My seniors... they heard you.
They all came crawling
out of the woodwork.
Well, almost all.
Great.
Yeah, out of, uh,
1,572 seniors, I've got 1,571.
It's the best they've ever done.
So, who's the one?
I don't know, some guy
named Larry Lincoln.
Address unknown.
I don't know... anyway,
thanks a lot for your help.
See you. Bye.
You did good work, Sanders.
We did a little
checking around here
after your sighting last night.
Guess what we came up with.
Did you catch the guy?
Not yet, but we'll get
that scrapper now.
And being the
honorable man that I am,
I'll keep up my
end of the bargain.
You'll be off the hook,
and the pool money's yours.
Great.
Thanks, Bill.
Clever kid.
Making phone calls for free.
Ripping off the university.
We'll catch him.
See anything
with an I.D. on it? Nope.
You know, in a way, it's a shame
we have to do this.
Oh, yeah? Why is that?
The kid's been living
by his wits all this time.
He's outsmarted you guys.
And I hear around campus
he's a senior.
Would have
graduated in June. Well,
I'm all for someone
getting an education,
but it's not something
that you rip off.
But you wouldn't know
anything about that,
would you, Steve?
Tony, what do you want
me to do down here?
Clear all this
stuff up and take it over to HQ.
Security's gonna want
to have a look at it.
Hey, can you tie this for me?
Sure.
Well, looks like
Tom pulled it off.
Sounds like it's
gonna be a good show.
Yeah, David was so nervous.
Oh, and by the way, thank
you so much for doing this.
Evan is going to be so happy.
Well, I figure a
Donna Lewis concert
and a double date with
you and the club owner...
how could I go wrong?
Ooh, I'll get it.
Evan, hi.
Come in. Hi.
Hi.
These are for you, Kelly.
Oh, thank you.
They're beautiful.
You look beautiful, too.
You both do.
Thanks.
Well, we should get going.
David's been kind of impatient
lately, and we don't
want to hold things up.
Okay. KELLY: Well, I'll just,
uh, put these in some water.
I'll do that for you.
Just, uh, tell me
where the vase is.
Uh, top cabinet to
the right of the stove,
but you don't have to.
I want to.
He's so nice.
I told you he was a sweet guy.
A lot better than
my last outing.
Okay, come on, Evan.
We don't want to be late.
I'll be right there.
We don't want these to die.
Oh, see?
Thanks.
Didn't think I'd get that back.
Can't exactly
afford another one.
So, what,
no garbage detail tonight?
I got the night off for
good detective work.
Well, I'm glad I could oblige.
So, what happened to you?
How did you wind up like this?
Well, it's an old story.
I've got six
brothers and sisters.
My folks, they worked
their butts off for me,
but there was just
never enough money.
What about loans?
Grants? Yeah, I got
a couple of those.
Probably take me 20
years to pay them off.
Well, they ran
out last semester.
What about a job?
I got a job.
I work part-time
at the copy shop.
Doesn't come close
to paying my tuition.
Something had
to go, so it was
food and housing.
Are you telling
me you don't eat?
What, are you kidding me?
You know how much is
wasted around here, Steve?
I want you to take that money.
You should get some housing
at least till the end of
the year. Hey, Steve,
I don't take charity
from anybody.
Not that I don't
appreciate the offer... I do.
Yeah, but what
choice do you have?
You can't keep
breaking into
basements on campus.
They'll catch you.
You know that.
Take the money.
Take it... you'll pay me back.
You know, there is one
thing you could do for me.
Yeah, you name it.
Well, my girlfriend is in charge
of senior pictures for The Wing.
The Phantom doesn't do pictures.
Come on.
You've been working
so hard to graduate.
You deserve a little credit.
Be part of The Wing.
At least it would prove
Larry Lincoln went here.
Yeah, it would, but...
I don't know, man.
Things are too hot for me
right now... it's too risky.
Let me think about it.
Now, if you're so worried
about getting caught,
why would you
antagonize campus security
with all those stupid pranks?
Why?
'Cause it was fun.
Right on.
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far ♪
♪ Closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything I will do for you ♪
♪ You've got ♪
♪ The most unbelievable
blue eyes I've ever seen ♪
♪ You've got ♪
♪ Me almost melting away ♪
♪ As we lay there ♪
♪ Under a blue sky ♪
♪ With pure white stars ♪
♪ Exotic sweetness ♪
♪ A magical time ♪
♪ Say, say it again ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything ♪
♪ I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything ♪
♪ I will do for you ♪
♪ Say you'll love,
love me forever... ♪
Hey, baby.
Donna Lewis... I can't
believe she's here.
What are you doing here?
I got some time off
for good behavior.
I'm glad to see you.
Did you ever find
that guy Larry Lincoln?
No, not yet, but I
still have two weeks
until the deadline for
all the pictures to be in.
I'll find him.
I'm not going to get this close
and not find all of them.
Something tells me you
just may have a chance.
♪ Near and far and
always and everywhere ♪
♪ And every... ♪
♪ Say you'll love,
love me forever ♪
♪ Never stop, never whatever ♪
♪ Near and far and always ♪
♪ And everywhere
and everything... ♪
Hi, guys. Hey. Hi.
Looks like Tom
pulled it off after all.
Yeah, but next
time I book a band,
I'm making sure
they sign contracts.
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere ♪
♪ I will be with you ♪
♪ Everything I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere ♪
♪ I will be with
you, everything ♪
♪ I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together. ♪
Let's give it up
for Atlantic recording
artist Donna Lewis
and her number-one hit song.
Thank you very much,
and I would just like to
say I came here tonight
for a very special friend
of mine, Mr. Tom Miller.
Great to see you again, Tom.
♪ Think of me like
I think about you ♪
♪ Give me a sign,
show me you care ♪
♪ Am I so far away in
your thoughts, not there? ♪
♪ Forget what you told me,
it's what didn't get said... ♪
I am having such a good time.
Me, too.
I'm glad you talked
me into coming.
You know, I think
I really like you.
What?
I think I really like you.
You barely know me.
It's just a matter of time.
Congratulations,
Donna, you've done it.
The best date I have ever had.
Well, don't thank me, thank her.
I already did.
♪ Without love ♪
♪ No life left on Earth... ♪
Hey. David, uh, can I
talk to you for a second?
Yeah, sure.
Excuse me.
So, what's up?
Don't you think you
owe Tom an apology?
Look what he did for us tonight.
Look, Val, I just... I
don't trust him, all right?
There's, there's
something about him.
Well, then maybe
you better start.
Is that a threat?
Look, David, since you've
come into this picture,
this place has turned around,
and nobody knows
that better than I do,
but on this, I'm not negotiable.
You either apologize
to Tom or you can find
yourself another partner.
Larry Lincoln
is the Phantom?
No wonder I couldn't find him.
Well, I found him for you.
Don't I get a thank you?
No.
I'm just going to send
The Wing to press
one picture short.
Hey, I spent the entire morning
talking him into it, Clare.
Well, talk him out of it.
I don't want the campus
felon in the yearbook.
Wait a second.
This is one of the most
honorable guys I've ever met.
He's laying everything
on the line for his degree.
What does this matter anyway?
I mean, he's obviously
going to get expelled.
Oh, no, he's not.
No one knows who he is, Clare,
plus I've given him
some money for housing,
so he's not going to be sleeping
in any more basements.
Why, why'd you do that?
Well, I've realized a
few things about myself,
like how good I have it,
how little I appreciate it.
Education is priceless.
We take it for
granted sometimes.
You know, he's shown
me what it means
to have a heart, to have desire.
I tell you, Clare,
I'm so impressed with this guy.
You really amaze me sometimes.
You know that?
I do?
Yeah.
Behind the bragging
and the stupid things
you do sometimes,
behind the bad boy,
there's a good soul.
So then you'll help us?
Clare.
Well, I have to say, David,
it's really nice to see someone
admit when they're wrong.
Ah, give him a break, Val.
I can't blame him.
The guy runs a tight ship.
Yeah, we all have our flaws.
You know, that
reminds me, David,
I was wondering if
you could do us a favor.
What? Well, I'm,
uh, really getting
on Brandon's nerves.
I think I better get out
before he throws me out.
So why don't you start looking
for your own place? Well, he is,
but he needs first
and last month's rent
and a security deposit,
and it's going to take him
a couple weeks to save up.
I see what you're getting at.
So you want to
know if he can stay
at the Hollywood Hills
house for a little while?
Yeah. Yeah, something like that.
Sure.
No problem.
It's the least I can do after
what you did for the club.
Oh, David, David, that's great.
Oh, we really appreciate it.
We thought you were going
to explode or something.
Yeah, well, you're lucky
you caught me on a good day.
See you later.
Bye.
That's great.
Kelly. Hey.
Hey, I hope I didn't come
on too strong last night.
Oh, no, not at all.
Good, I had a great time.
Me, too.
And... I do really like you.
Does that make you nervous?
Well, I like you, too.
Does that make you nervous?
No.
Want to do it again sometime?
I don't know.
Maybe. How about tonight?
You know, that's
moving a little fast for me.
I figured you'd say
something like that.
Hey,
you gave it a shot.
Don't feel bad.
See you.
Bye.
Take my picture where I live.
I love it.
Come on, we got
to get out of here.
Wait, just one more.
Okay, not a word about
this to anyone, all right?
Just send the best
shot to the publisher.
Sure, no skin off my nose.
All right, so we're going
to use your real name?
Oh, yeah.
The Phantom of C.U.
This is gonna be so cool.
The Wing comes out
the week of graduation,
so no one will see
it till it's too late.
Come on, let's go. Ha.
Thanks for the memories.
Hey, guys. Hi, Donna.
Uh, Judy, could you roll the DAT
with the music I want to try
for tonight's Wardrobe Weather?
I just want to make
sure it's all there.
Sure. Great, thank you.
I saw Kelly before.
We, um, might
be going out again.
Really? That's great.
You know, just
don't push too hard.
She likes to take things slow.
Anyway, thanks for
being so nice to me.
Well, you're a nice guy.
It makes it really easy.
Here we go. Great.
And our forecast for today is...
What happened?
I don't know.
It's still rolling.
DISTORTED, MENACING
VOICE: Donna, Donna.
We'll be together very soon.
I'm going to make
you very happy,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
Oh, my God.
Donna, Donna.
We'll be together very soon.
I'm going to make
you very happy.
Even if I have to kill you.
Turn it off.
Turn it off!
Hey. Hey, are you okay?
Why?
Why would somebody
do this to me?
Why?
I don't know, but
we're going to find out.
Tell Brandon there's
no forecast tonight,
and get someone on camera one.
I got to get out of here.
Hey, C.
Hey.
PBJ... you want half?
Oh, no.
No, thank you. I've had dinner.
Hey, have you seen Kelly today?
No, not since lunch. Yeah,
me either.
I don't think she
even went to school.
She's not taking
this very well, is she?
I don't know. I can't tell.
You know, one minute she's
fine and then she gets all quiet.
I just don't know
what she's thinking.
Well, I'll say
one thing for her.
She's got good instincts.
I mean, I don't think
she trusted Mark
the whole time they went out.
Yeah, well, she's
lucky in one way.
At least with him leaving C.U.,
she doesn't have to see
him around all the time.
Well, I had him pegged as
a spoiled brat from day one.
Hey, guys.
Hey, where you been all day?
Oh, mental health break.
I walked the beach all the
way to Topanga and back.
Look what the surf washed in.
I love the beach even
more in the winter.
I think I'm gonna make a collage
or something, what do you think?
You're in a good
mood. Oh, the best.
I have never felt so free.
Good.
We were worried about you.
We thought maybe
the whole Mark thing
was getting to you, you know?
Mark who?
That was fast.
Well, let's put it this way.
The wound only went
as deep as the guy
and Mark was about that deep.
Well,
in that case, do you
want to be fixed up?
Fixed up?
You mean a blind date?
Yeah, but I know him. Trust me.
Dating...
Kel, I think it's a
really good idea.
I mean, sometimes you just gotta
go out and live a little.
Try something new.
I mean, look at me,
Brandon has an idea,
now I'm going on television
tomorrow as the weather girl.
I don't know.
He's a great guy, okay.
He's, he's really good-looking,
he's brilliant.
My dad's been trying to get me
to go out with him
since before Steve.
Yeah, you gotta go for it.
And besides, it's not like
Brandon is around to
pick up the pieces, right.
I'm sorry, I didn't,
I didn't mean it to
come out like that, sorry.
It's okay.
It's the truth.
Okay, I'll do it.
Fix me up.
How bad can it be?
Great.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
This week the focus
is on our C.U. seniors.
Several final
activities are scheduled
to take place beginning
with senior pictures.
All inquiries should be
directed to Clare Arnold,
who's heading up the committee
in charge of senior affairs.
Seniors are expected
to attend the session...
All right you're on
after this segment.
Is everything ready? Yeah.
Everything but me.
Come on, relax,
you're gonna be great.
You're my favorite weather girl.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Shh, shh, shh.
- That's okay.
You nervous?
Yes, yes.
Don't be, you'll do fine.
Fine.
Okay. This is it.
This is it, go on in there. Oh.
Good luck.
And now let's meet our new
weatherperson, Donna Martin,
and see if we're in for
another day of So-Cal sunshine.
Donna? And switch.
Okay.
Welcome to Wardrobe Weather.
We're here to put some
practical meaning into the weather,
tips on dressing for the day,
and making sure your
daily fashion transitions
are not only
climate appropriate,
but also seamless.
Tomorrow's forecast calls for...
layers.
It's gonna be sunny
and warm in the afternoon,
but what about that
patchy morning fog?
Well, this calls for
something retro,
maybe a suede jacket
perhaps to keep you toasty.
But when those clouds part,
you're gonna
want to go a little...
lighter.
Like a sweater,
which you can always peal off
to take advantage
of that lunch hour sun.
Oh, and a skirt.
And as for you guys...
break out the T-shirts.
But you might want to think
about a flannel for the morning.
Yeah.
And I, uh, also
want to remind you
that a baseball hat is
a fashion accessory,
not an excuse to keep
from washing your hair.
Mm-mm.
And please, please,
start the day fresh
with a clean pair of boxers.
What do you say?
Okay,
well, um, that's it
for tonight's forecast.
Information you can use,
from square toes to block heels,
silks to suedes,
keeping you belted and
buttoned throughout the day.
I'm Donna Martin,
changing your weather
and changing your clothes.
And that,
I guess, is the news.
I'm Tracy Gaylian. Good night.
We're clear.
Okay, guys, we need
a shot of that ski logo.
What'd you think, Brandon?
I think I see a trend
developing here.
Oh! I did good?
Yeah, you did. Yay!
Whew!
Excuse me, this is
maintenance right?
No, this is the neurology lab.
We just keep the garbage here
due to overcrowding.
My name's Steve Sanders.
I'm looking for Tony.
So you're the cheater, huh?
That's the lowest of the low.
All right, all right already.
Just tell me what I need to do
to fulfill my punishment
please. Please.
Well, we'll try to make it
as unpleasant for
you as possible.
First thing is Dumpster detail.
You'll be surprised at what
you learn about your friends
after picking up their
messes for a couple of weeks.
Yeah, you kids are very kinky.
Then after you're done here,
you, you go over to
security and sentry detail.
Security will be rotating you
around the campus parking lots
to give some of our tenured men
a little shut eye.
Your butt is ours
from the PM to the AM.
You got it?
Yeah, but how I am
supposed to be awake all night
and in class all day?
You should've thought about that
when you ripped off
your buddy's paper.
Oh, yeah, and you'll
need these gloves.
There's lots of rats.
Rats?
And they bite.
Great. Great.
Oh, and there's one more thing.
There's this homeless
guy living on campus,
feeding off the refuse,
breaking into
basements to sleep.
He's been giving us a hard time.
What kind of hard time? Well,
like, uh, tying guys'
shoelaces together.
Giving hotfoots.
Things like that. Pranks.
Thinks he's funny.
Sounds like your men
are sleeping on the job.
Yeah?
Well, uh, you stay awake
and catch the bastard,
and I might be able to
commute your sentence.
We call him "The
Phantom of C.U."
Phantom of C.U., huh?
Hey, Donna, great show.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I have to do this
again? Oh, yeah.
Tomorrow, the next day,
the next day, every day.
Good show, boys.
Yeah. Take care.
Is she for real?
Come on, she was great.
Yeah, what would really be great
is her doing the weather naked.
Hey, watch your mouth.
All right, she can
have an umbrella.
Donna.
I really enjoyed that.
Oh, thanks.
Uh, Evan, this is David Silver.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you, too.
So you're really
talented. Oh, thank you.
Uh, don't forget
to ask Kelly for me.
Right, I won't. I promise.
Okay, thanks. See ya. Okay.
Bye.
What was that all about?
Oh, yeah, he wants
me to fix him up.
With Kelly?
Come on, that guy
doesn't stand a chance.
What're you talking about?
I think he's nice.
Are you ever gonna
stop playing matchmaker?
No.
It's a West End London exchange.
Yes, I'll hold.
Hey, man, what's up.
I'm just trying to book
an old friend of mine,
Donna Lewis, for the After Dark.
Calling London, huh?
Yeah, look, when the bill comes
I'll cover it, all right?
Yeah, and how
will I find you, Tom?
Well, Valerie will
know where I am.
Look don't sweat it, okay?
Yeah, no... Lewis.
Donna Lewis.
The girl's got a number one hit,
I can't even get
in touch with her.
You know what? Forget it.
Yeah, thank you.
Hey, listen, Brandon,
would you happen to know
where I can get some
coffee around here?
Yeah, I just, uh, picked
some up at the store.
Cool, I'll take it black.
I-I'll...
keep that in mind.
Hey, Brandon, you know,
listen, I wanted to talk to
you about me staying here.
Uh, I mean, it is
cool with you, right?
I don't know.
How long are you
planning on staying?
Look, just say the
word and I'm out of here.
I mean, the only reason I'm here
is 'cause Valerie
needs me for the club.
I said I'd stay for awhile.
And how long is a while?
Look, if I caused
any trouble, I'm sorry.
It happens.
Okay, look, I'm
gonna take a walk.
I'll get some coffee later.
Neil, hi, come on in.
You look great. Thank you.
Kelly will be ready
in one second.
Kelly, Neil's here.
I have a really good
feeling about this.
I think you guys are
really gonna get along.
I've learned never to
doubt a woman's intuition.
Hi.
What did
Shakespeare say
in As You Like It?
"Who ever loved that
loved not at first sight?"
That sounds like
something he would say.
Kelly Taylor...
Neil Phillips.
Pleased to meet you. Indeed.
Neil
is an exchange
student from England.
He's on a full
academic scholarship.
He's, um, captain
of our undefeated debate team,
and he's headed for
Harvard Medical in the fall.
Actually,
Harvard in June.
I've been given
special permission
to begin early studies.
Wow.
Well, I'm impressed.
So am I.
If Homer
looked at you, he would say,
"This is the face that
launched a thousand ships
and burned the
topless towers of Ilium."
Well, hope you guys have
a great time. Yes.
Shall we be on our way?
On our way we shall be.
Bye.
Well, can't win 'em all.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
Ow!
I'm gonna kill that guy!
Ah, from wine
what sudden friendship springs.
John Gay was a wise man.
Anyway,
I feel the Italian
reds are far superior
to anything the French
can come up with.
I know, I know,
it's a controversial position,
but we have to take a stand.
I suppose so.
Now, I understand
your not drinking,
but you are eating, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
I recommend the duck.
I'm a vegetarian.
I'm so sorry.
Don't be. I just
prefer to eat light.
You've probably
never read Balzac.
Yes, actually, in high school.
A mediocre writer at best,
but a truly
accomplished glutton.
It's said he once
consumed 100 oysters,
12 lamb cutlets,
two whole ducklings,
and a pair of roast partridges
all at one sitting.
And what did he
have for dessert?
Funny, I don't know.
I thought you knew everything.
I'll need to find out
for our next meeting.
You really are fascinating.
What's behind that
enigmatic smile?
Believe me, you
don't want to know.
Hey...
Wake up, sleepy head.
Come on, Donna, it's
time for you to get to bed
and me to get home.
You can stay if you want.
Uh-uh, I can't.
I got a billion things
to do tomorrow.
You were great tonight.
Thank you.
Thank you for
being there for me.
So, uh, how are things coming
for the show this weekend?
Is there anything
I can do to help?
Yeah, please tell me
if Donna Lewis is
going to show up.
Well, I thought I was the
only Donna in your life.
Yeah, well, the way things
are going, you just might be.
Isn't Tom taking
care of everything?
Not that I can see, I mean,
I haven't seen any contracts,
no agents, tour
managers, nothing.
We're prepping for a full house
on this guy's word and
Valerie's reassurances.
Not good. No.
We've made a lot of
money on ticket sales,
but I can't spend any of it
in case we have
to refund tickets.
That means it's out of pocket
for any expenses, so,
if Donna Lewis doesn't show up,
guess who's left
holding the bag?
Yeah, but this guy's credibility
is on the line here.
I doubt he's looking to
make a fool out of himself.
Who's calling so late?
Hello?
DISTORTED, MENACING
VOICE: Rain or shine, you'll be mine.
Our sweet kiss will be so hot.
That's the forecast,
you're mine, you better like it,
or else.
Who was that?
I don't know.
It was, uh,
it was someone ragging
on my weather bit.
Well, what'd they say?
S-Something about kissing me.
That's weird.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe I should spend the night.
Yeah, maybe you should.
Hey, Bran.
Hey, Steve.
Oh, buddy.
What's the matter with you?
Didn't get any sleep last night?
No, I'm beginning to think I'm
part of a science experiment.
Let's not forget one thing.
What's that?
You deserve it.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen, you guys
ever hear of "The
Phantom of C.U.?"
The Phantom of
C.U.? How baroque.
I never heard of
him. Me neither.
Yeah, well,
believe it or not,
there's this homeless
joker living on campus.
Security calls him
"The Phantom."
He likes to play little stunts
to aggravate these guys like
tying their shoelaces together.
Last night, I got
a visit from him.
You caught the Phantom?
No, no, but when I do...
What happened? He stole the book
I was reading for Lit class
and exchanged it for this.
Then he beamed me
in the head with a rock.
Oh. Sounds like
a great news story.
Maybe if you catch the guy,
we could get an interview.
Oh, he won't be able to talk.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Clare. Hey, baby.
How's your head, hon?
It hurts.
Aw, you'd better
stay awake next time.
You might get a hot foot.
Guys, uh,
I need your help with something.
I have about, um,
ten seniors that I can't find.
Do you think you could
announce this list on the news?
Yeah, sure, no problem.
Yeah, I'll do it tonight.
Great. All right, we gotta go,
we have important things to do.
See you guys later. Bye.
See ya. Bye, guys.
Oh, poor baby.
You better get it together
before your senior pictures.
Oh, don't remind me.
Oh, does it hurt?
Ow, Clare, it hurts.
Sorry.
He would not stop talking.
About what?
About anything.
I have never met
somebody so conceited.
He was like a self-proclaimed
expert on everything.
Never let Clare fix you up.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Aside from a guy mauling me,
I would have to say that was
the worst evening of my life.
I am never going
on another blind date.
Yeah, you know, I
don't, I don't blame you,
but, uh, I mean,
what if it wasn't a blind date?
Maybe, you know,
I just wanted to fix you up,
like, with someone you knew?
Oh, Donna...
I don't know.
I know this guy?
Uh, yeah, Evan Potter, you know?
The cameraman from CUTV?
Yeah, he really wants
to go out with you.
Sorry, Donna.
Not my type.
Kel, he is so sweet.
He's gonna be
really disappointed.
Sorry.
What is this I hear about
you getting weird phone calls?
Yeah, have you gotten any?
No, no, what happened?
It must've been someone
who saw my weather report.
It was just kind of spooky.
Well, you did make
quite an impact.
I'm sure you're going to
have lots of strange fans.
Tom,
I still haven't seen a diagram
of the stage set-up.
I don't know how
many people to cater for.
Look, I generally don't believe
this is going to
happen. All right, look,
it's simple.
Okay, they load in and out
just like everybody else.
Okay, all you have
to do is feed the band,
Donna Lewis and
two crew members.
I mean, burgers from
next door will be fine.
We use our own sound and lights.
They provide the
operators. Okay?
Yeah, whatever you say.
David, relax.
Excuse me, Val, I have
a lot invested in this place
and I have a lot
riding on someone
I don't even know.
Look, it's going to
be okay. I promise.
If Donna Lewis
doesn't show, he goes.
Hey, you, think fast.
He didn't believe a
word I said, did he?
No, he didn't.
What's his problem?
You remember, Val.
I used to visit my
grandparents in Wales.
Donna Lewis was
like the girl next door.
She'll show up.
You believe me, don't you?
Look, every person
I introduce to this group
ends up being
typecast as a bad guy.
Yeah, well, forget about it.
What's the matter?
Look, Tom, I really
appreciate all your help.
But I'm not interested in
a relationship right now.
Well, we've been
sleeping together.
I mean, what am I
supposed to think?
You know why, I
mean, we're old friends.
Just respect my wishes, okay?
Okay.
Now...
Now you can kiss me.
Wait a second, I
thought you said
you didn't want a relationship.
Well, I told you
what I didn't want.
Now I'm telling
you what I do want.
I don't know what to do.
I'm just praying I don't
get anymore calls like that.
Well, you know, I don't
want to make light of this,
but when I first
went on the air,
I had a lot of cranks after me.
And, you know, it
never amounted to much.
Still, I'm gonna take
this to campus security.
See if they want
to go to the police.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Well, don't worry
about it too much.
It's probably just a bunch
of frat guys screwing around.
Yeah, thanks, Trace.
Um, if you guys will excuse me,
I have some props
in the hallway.
Don't you think you maybe
scared her a little too much?
Maybe, but...
Donna was an attempted
rape victim a couple years ago.
Not too many people know that,
so keep it under your hat.
Oh, my God.
Well, you did the
right thing then.
I guess the heat's
here to stay for a while.
Yep, Santa Ana's.
Let me help you with that.
Oh, thanks.
Did you talk to Kelly for me?
Uh, yeah, I did.
And?
Evan, I'm sorry.
I tried.
She just had this
really bad blind date
and I don't think she's
going to be convinced.
Oh.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
That's okay.
You're the one for me anyways.
Yeah, right.
I'm just kidding.
Man, she must be giving
you something sweet.
What are you talking about?
Donna.
Why else would you be lugging
her crap around like a slave?
You are a sick
man, you know that?
♪ ♪
Got you now, you son of a...
Hey, we got a Phantom sighting.
Keep your eyes open.
Tell me about it.
Hi, Steve.
How do you know my name?
Take it easy, would you?
Look, in case you
haven't noticed, here I am.
I live on campus.
I'm a student.
I used to be in
your sociology class.
Hey,
how did you like
that comic book?
It was okay.
All right.
Base to Sanders.
Don't tell them.
Please, don't tell them.
Why should I save your butt?
Look,
I'm sorry about the rock.
I was aiming for the
guard shack, but I missed.
Base to Sanders.
Who are you?
My name is Larry Lincoln.
Look, if you turn me in,
I'm gonna lose
everything I worked for.
I'm a senior, just like you.
I'm gonna be the first one
in my family to
graduate from college.
And don't take
that away from me.
Please.
Base to Sanders.
Sanders here.
What do you got?
I thought I saw somebody
behind the physics building,
but no dice... it's all quiet.
Sanders out.
All right.
You must be one
of the good guys.
Perhaps.
I think it's just you
remind me of me.
You should graduate, man.
Come on.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks.
Hello.
Hello?
Hey.
Hey, sleep well?
Yeah, but I didn't
like my wake-up call.
Mmm... again?
Well, it was a hang
up, so I don't know.
It just made me nervous,
so I think I'm gonna change
my number on my private line.
Well, maybe it was just
your garden variety hang up,
but it's probably a good idea.
Well, Tracy said she
got a bunch of weird calls
when she first went
on the air, so it's...
it's probably nothing.
Still a good idea to
change your number.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I had to break the bad
news to Evan yesterday.
He is such a sweet guy, Kel.
It just broke my heart.
If you could have seen
the look in his eyes
when I told him you
weren't interested.
Sorry,
but I know what's right for me.
I know.
Well, I'm gonna get going.
I'll see you at the Condor's
Nest for lunch, okay?
Wait a minute. What?
I've got an idea.
Would you
go out with him if
we double-dated?
Donna... Please.
All right, I will go
if it's a double date
with you and David.
I must be a glutton
for punishment.
Thank you.
And I'm doing this for you.
Mmm, I know.
I hate you.
Well, you've done it.
Done what?
My seniors... they heard you.
They all came crawling
out of the woodwork.
Well, almost all.
Great.
Yeah, out of, uh,
1,572 seniors, I've got 1,571.
It's the best they've ever done.
So, who's the one?
I don't know, some guy
named Larry Lincoln.
Address unknown.
I don't know... anyway,
thanks a lot for your help.
See you. Bye.
You did good work, Sanders.
We did a little
checking around here
after your sighting last night.
Guess what we came up with.
Did you catch the guy?
Not yet, but we'll get
that scrapper now.
And being the
honorable man that I am,
I'll keep up my
end of the bargain.
You'll be off the hook,
and the pool money's yours.
Great.
Thanks, Bill.
Clever kid.
Making phone calls for free.
Ripping off the university.
We'll catch him.
See anything
with an I.D. on it? Nope.
You know, in a way, it's a shame
we have to do this.
Oh, yeah? Why is that?
The kid's been living
by his wits all this time.
He's outsmarted you guys.
And I hear around campus
he's a senior.
Would have
graduated in June. Well,
I'm all for someone
getting an education,
but it's not something
that you rip off.
But you wouldn't know
anything about that,
would you, Steve?
Tony, what do you want
me to do down here?
Clear all this
stuff up and take it over to HQ.
Security's gonna want
to have a look at it.
Hey, can you tie this for me?
Sure.
Well, looks like
Tom pulled it off.
Sounds like it's
gonna be a good show.
Yeah, David was so nervous.
Oh, and by the way, thank
you so much for doing this.
Evan is going to be so happy.
Well, I figure a
Donna Lewis concert
and a double date with
you and the club owner...
how could I go wrong?
Ooh, I'll get it.
Evan, hi.
Come in. Hi.
Hi.
These are for you, Kelly.
Oh, thank you.
They're beautiful.
You look beautiful, too.
You both do.
Thanks.
Well, we should get going.
David's been kind of impatient
lately, and we don't
want to hold things up.
Okay. KELLY: Well, I'll just,
uh, put these in some water.
I'll do that for you.
Just, uh, tell me
where the vase is.
Uh, top cabinet to
the right of the stove,
but you don't have to.
I want to.
He's so nice.
I told you he was a sweet guy.
A lot better than
my last outing.
Okay, come on, Evan.
We don't want to be late.
I'll be right there.
We don't want these to die.
Oh, see?
Thanks.
Didn't think I'd get that back.
Can't exactly
afford another one.
So, what,
no garbage detail tonight?
I got the night off for
good detective work.
Well, I'm glad I could oblige.
So, what happened to you?
How did you wind up like this?
Well, it's an old story.
I've got six
brothers and sisters.
My folks, they worked
their butts off for me,
but there was just
never enough money.
What about loans?
Grants? Yeah, I got
a couple of those.
Probably take me 20
years to pay them off.
Well, they ran
out last semester.
What about a job?
I got a job.
I work part-time
at the copy shop.
Doesn't come close
to paying my tuition.
Something had
to go, so it was
food and housing.
Are you telling
me you don't eat?
What, are you kidding me?
You know how much is
wasted around here, Steve?
I want you to take that money.
You should get some housing
at least till the end of
the year. Hey, Steve,
I don't take charity
from anybody.
Not that I don't
appreciate the offer... I do.
Yeah, but what
choice do you have?
You can't keep
breaking into
basements on campus.
They'll catch you.
You know that.
Take the money.
Take it... you'll pay me back.
You know, there is one
thing you could do for me.
Yeah, you name it.
Well, my girlfriend is in charge
of senior pictures for The Wing.
The Phantom doesn't do pictures.
Come on.
You've been working
so hard to graduate.
You deserve a little credit.
Be part of The Wing.
At least it would prove
Larry Lincoln went here.
Yeah, it would, but...
I don't know, man.
Things are too hot for me
right now... it's too risky.
Let me think about it.
Now, if you're so worried
about getting caught,
why would you
antagonize campus security
with all those stupid pranks?
Why?
'Cause it was fun.
Right on.
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far ♪
♪ Closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything I will do for you ♪
♪ You've got ♪
♪ The most unbelievable
blue eyes I've ever seen ♪
♪ You've got ♪
♪ Me almost melting away ♪
♪ As we lay there ♪
♪ Under a blue sky ♪
♪ With pure white stars ♪
♪ Exotic sweetness ♪
♪ A magical time ♪
♪ Say, say it again ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything ♪
♪ I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere I
will be with you ♪
♪ Everything ♪
♪ I will do for you ♪
♪ Say you'll love,
love me forever... ♪
Hey, baby.
Donna Lewis... I can't
believe she's here.
What are you doing here?
I got some time off
for good behavior.
I'm glad to see you.
Did you ever find
that guy Larry Lincoln?
No, not yet, but I
still have two weeks
until the deadline for
all the pictures to be in.
I'll find him.
I'm not going to get this close
and not find all of them.
Something tells me you
just may have a chance.
♪ Near and far and
always and everywhere ♪
♪ And every... ♪
♪ Say you'll love,
love me forever ♪
♪ Never stop, never whatever ♪
♪ Near and far and always ♪
♪ And everywhere
and everything... ♪
Hi, guys. Hey. Hi.
Looks like Tom
pulled it off after all.
Yeah, but next
time I book a band,
I'm making sure
they sign contracts.
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere ♪
♪ I will be with you ♪
♪ Everything I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together ♪
♪ Everywhere ♪
♪ I will be with
you, everything ♪
♪ I will do for you ♪
♪ I love you always, forever ♪
♪ Near and far,
closer together. ♪
Let's give it up
for Atlantic recording
artist Donna Lewis
and her number-one hit song.
Thank you very much,
and I would just like to
say I came here tonight
for a very special friend
of mine, Mr. Tom Miller.
Great to see you again, Tom.
♪ Think of me like
I think about you ♪
♪ Give me a sign,
show me you care ♪
♪ Am I so far away in
your thoughts, not there? ♪
♪ Forget what you told me,
it's what didn't get said... ♪
I am having such a good time.
Me, too.
I'm glad you talked
me into coming.
You know, I think
I really like you.
What?
I think I really like you.
You barely know me.
It's just a matter of time.
Congratulations,
Donna, you've done it.
The best date I have ever had.
Well, don't thank me, thank her.
I already did.
♪ Without love ♪
♪ No life left on Earth... ♪
Hey. David, uh, can I
talk to you for a second?
Yeah, sure.
Excuse me.
So, what's up?
Don't you think you
owe Tom an apology?
Look what he did for us tonight.
Look, Val, I just... I
don't trust him, all right?
There's, there's
something about him.
Well, then maybe
you better start.
Is that a threat?
Look, David, since you've
come into this picture,
this place has turned around,
and nobody knows
that better than I do,
but on this, I'm not negotiable.
You either apologize
to Tom or you can find
yourself another partner.
Larry Lincoln
is the Phantom?
No wonder I couldn't find him.
Well, I found him for you.
Don't I get a thank you?
No.
I'm just going to send
The Wing to press
one picture short.
Hey, I spent the entire morning
talking him into it, Clare.
Well, talk him out of it.
I don't want the campus
felon in the yearbook.
Wait a second.
This is one of the most
honorable guys I've ever met.
He's laying everything
on the line for his degree.
What does this matter anyway?
I mean, he's obviously
going to get expelled.
Oh, no, he's not.
No one knows who he is, Clare,
plus I've given him
some money for housing,
so he's not going to be sleeping
in any more basements.
Why, why'd you do that?
Well, I've realized a
few things about myself,
like how good I have it,
how little I appreciate it.
Education is priceless.
We take it for
granted sometimes.
You know, he's shown
me what it means
to have a heart, to have desire.
I tell you, Clare,
I'm so impressed with this guy.
You really amaze me sometimes.
You know that?
I do?
Yeah.
Behind the bragging
and the stupid things
you do sometimes,
behind the bad boy,
there's a good soul.
So then you'll help us?
Clare.
Well, I have to say, David,
it's really nice to see someone
admit when they're wrong.
Ah, give him a break, Val.
I can't blame him.
The guy runs a tight ship.
Yeah, we all have our flaws.
You know, that
reminds me, David,
I was wondering if
you could do us a favor.
What? Well, I'm,
uh, really getting
on Brandon's nerves.
I think I better get out
before he throws me out.
So why don't you start looking
for your own place? Well, he is,
but he needs first
and last month's rent
and a security deposit,
and it's going to take him
a couple weeks to save up.
I see what you're getting at.
So you want to
know if he can stay
at the Hollywood Hills
house for a little while?
Yeah. Yeah, something like that.
Sure.
No problem.
It's the least I can do after
what you did for the club.
Oh, David, David, that's great.
Oh, we really appreciate it.
We thought you were going
to explode or something.
Yeah, well, you're lucky
you caught me on a good day.
See you later.
Bye.
That's great.
Kelly. Hey.
Hey, I hope I didn't come
on too strong last night.
Oh, no, not at all.
Good, I had a great time.
Me, too.
And... I do really like you.
Does that make you nervous?
Well, I like you, too.
Does that make you nervous?
No.
Want to do it again sometime?
I don't know.
Maybe. How about tonight?
You know, that's
moving a little fast for me.
I figured you'd say
something like that.
Hey,
you gave it a shot.
Don't feel bad.
See you.
Bye.
Take my picture where I live.
I love it.
Come on, we got
to get out of here.
Wait, just one more.
Okay, not a word about
this to anyone, all right?
Just send the best
shot to the publisher.
Sure, no skin off my nose.
All right, so we're going
to use your real name?
Oh, yeah.
The Phantom of C.U.
This is gonna be so cool.
The Wing comes out
the week of graduation,
so no one will see
it till it's too late.
Come on, let's go. Ha.
Thanks for the memories.
Hey, guys. Hi, Donna.
Uh, Judy, could you roll the DAT
with the music I want to try
for tonight's Wardrobe Weather?
I just want to make
sure it's all there.
Sure. Great, thank you.
I saw Kelly before.
We, um, might
be going out again.
Really? That's great.
You know, just
don't push too hard.
She likes to take things slow.
Anyway, thanks for
being so nice to me.
Well, you're a nice guy.
It makes it really easy.
Here we go. Great.
And our forecast for today is...
What happened?
I don't know.
It's still rolling.
DISTORTED, MENACING
VOICE: Donna, Donna.
We'll be together very soon.
I'm going to make
you very happy,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
Oh, my God.
Donna, Donna.
We'll be together very soon.
I'm going to make
you very happy.
Even if I have to kill you.
Turn it off.
Turn it off!
Hey. Hey, are you okay?
Why?
Why would somebody
do this to me?
Why?
I don't know, but
we're going to find out.
Tell Brandon there's
no forecast tonight,
and get someone on camera one.
I got to get out of here.