Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990–2000): Season 5, Episode 1 - What I Did on My Summer Vacation and Other Stories - full transcript
The Walshes welcome Valerie Malone, a young and charming family friend from Buffalo, who moves into Brenda's room after she leaves for England. But unknown to everybody, Valerie is secretly revealed to be a manipulative, cynical a...
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-Good, man. How you been;
-Good, real good.
What, are you working
in a coffeehouse now;
Hey, that's pretty funny.
When you grow up maybe
you can have one, too.
-Eventually.
-What are you doing here;
Well, l just dropped Mel
and Erin off.
They're flying to Cleveland
to, uh, visit the grandparents.
-Ah, very exciting.
-???.
So you and your parents waiting
for ??????? to get in;
No, she's staying
in London all year.
-Really;
-???, she did so well
at the Royal Academy
this summer,
they asked her to become
a full-time student.
Man, that's great for her.
lt's very cool for her.
At this rate, we may
never see her again.
So, uh, who are
you guys waiting for;
The girl who's going
to be staying in
???????'s room this year.
The girl who's gonna be staying
in ???????'s room;
That's right, ??????.
So who is she;
Senor McKay! Senor McKay!
Papa Juarez necesita verte,
necesita verte.
El esta en la cantina.
Parece que es importante,
extremamente importante.
Tell him l'll get there
when l get there.
Estare cuando yo regrese.
So how is this cut
working out for you;
l don't know.
l liked it.
???; Well,
maybe we'll make it
just a little bit more
layered today. l was...
Hi.
l didn't know
she was back in town.
lf l didn't know better,
l might think you two weren't
quite so chummy anymore.
Don't blame me.
She's the one who trashed
the friendship.
l'm not blaming
anyone, bubbie.
All l want are the details.
How dare you side with ????????
after what he did to me!
?????, l'm not siding
with ????????.
l'm just saying
that l can understand
the kind of pressure
he was under.
Oh, you would.
What's that supposed
to mean;
lt means that you're
just like Ariel;
you'll do whatever it takes to
get the guy that you want.
-Get a life!
-???, l will.
Just stay the hell out
of mine, okay;
Things just started
to get a little weird
toward the end of the year.
lt's really nothing worth
getting into.
You two were practically
inseparable.
What happened;
You didn't let a guy come
between you, did you;
Look, Chad, l don't want
to start getting upset, so...
...try to do something
with my hair, okay;
Okay, sweetie.
l'll be back in a sec.
Okay.
So, what are we going to do
with these yo-yos;
Tough audience.
You ready
for a little unrolling;
Sure.
-Come on.
-Okay.
l'm not talking
about anything drastic.
Just thought we'd fool
around a little bit
and see what we can
come up with, okay;
-Okay.
-Trust me.
Hi.
Hello.
So, when did you get back
in town;
A couple days ago.
My, uh, my dad's
fellowship ended,
so l've been staying
here at the house.
Can you forgive me;
l already have.
l'm so sorry.
l mean, it was so
selfish of me
to tell you to cut ????????
out of your life.
Well, l probably should have,
after all the pain
he caused you.
Ah. So, how was your summer;
Fun.
How was Houston;
Houston was a blast.
You liked Texas;
No, l loved Texas.
My parents, they belong
to this country club.
lt's right on the lake.
And every weekend they have
barbecues and parties.
And l went shopping
and swimming.
And the guys at the club, they
have the most adorable accents,
-Ah! -And they don't give a
hoot if l'm a virgin.
So does this mean
you're over ????????;
Oh, over and out of my life
for good. Forever.
Good.
So what about you;
Are you back together
with ??????;
Why; Do l look depressed;
No.
Well, l am glad we go
to the same salon.
We're glad, too.
Thanks, guys.
Hey, no problem.
Just remember that gratuities
are accepted.
No amount too big.
Don't listen to him.
He's so embarrassing.
Oh, if you're not doing
anything later,
the ??????es are having
a barbecue
to welcome ??????
to Beverly Hills.
Okay. Who is ??????;
Oh, she's the girl that's going
to be staying
in ???????'s room this year.
???????'s not coming back;
Coach Dennis Green...
Well, l finally got a straight
story from the supervisor.
Apparently, one of the
executive vice presidents
of the airlines got a major
case of food poisoning up there
and they had to make an
emergency landing in Denver.
Ooh...
Well, apparently, her flight
should be arriving
within the hour, though.
-Thanks, honey.
-That was some hit.
ls it my imagination
or is the NFL camera work
-a whole lot better this season;
-lt seems to be better.
ls it my imagination or are you
two deliberately ignoring me;
We heard everything
you said, honey.
What'd she say;
l have no idea, Dad.
Ha-ha. l just hope poor ??????
is handling this
flight all right.
l just hope l recognize ??????.
Last time l saw her
she was 14, a little chubby
and had a mouth full
of hardware.
Well, we saw ?????? the last
time we were in Buffalo
and she was definitely
past the braces stage.
And she's very excited about
coming here and going to C.U.
and getting to start over
in a whole new place.
l'm sure she is.
So there's no need for anyone
to know what
she's been through
these last few months.
Mom, l am not brain dead,
all right;
Will you give me
a little credit;
Diving over right tackle!
Touchdown!
Well, Dad, it seems the Vikings
have this game wrapped up.
-l'm out of here.
-Where are you going;
Well, this may qualify as a case
of real bizarre timing,
but l think ????'s plane
is coming in from Hawaii...
right about now.
Hey!
Thanks, Howie. l've been
a big fan of yours
-ever since the Raiders
moved to L.A. -Howie!
lt's not gonna be the same
without you.
Well, thanks a lot, buddy.
That's nice of you to say.
Howie, is this your bag;
That's one of them.
Thanks, buddy.
ls that Troy Aikman;
Uh...
does he look like Troy Aikman;
Mr. Aikman, Troy,
could you sign my book;
???, sure kid.
-What's your name;
-????.
What...
My name is ????.
Your name's ????, right.
Yo, ????.
-???;
-???;
Look at you-- one summer
in Hawaii,
you're a celebrity, Sanders.
-????????.
-Sanders;
l thought you were Aikman.
Only to his closest
friends, man.
Delta Airlines passenger
Ken Bird, pick up
a white courtesy telephone...
Don't worry,
he'll get over it.
????????, l want you
to meet someone.
Howie Long, this is ????????
??????, my best friend.
Hey, how you doing, buddy;
How you doing, Howie;
Nice to meet you.
Well, look, l'm gonna take off.
Remember, not a word
to your mom, all right;
-Take care. -Your secret's safe
with me, man.
All right.
Take care.
How'd you get to be so
tight with Howie Long;
Well, in classic
Sanders fashion,
l finagled myself an upgrade
into first class,
and there he was,
sitting by the window.
Turns out when he
was a kid he had
some fairly substantial
fantasies about my mom.
What a way to bond.
So how was Hawaii, man;
-Oh... -How's Celeste;
Wait, let me guess.
You played golf every
day, you ate ahi tuna,
at night you sucked back
a couple passion fruits,
had a little action
on the beach.
Well, that was July.
And what about August;
ln August, she gave me
the big aloha.
Man...
???.
We were snorkeling in Kapalua
Bay one day, and we literally
swam into some guy she knew
from high school.
lt turns out he was a great
lost love of her life.
l'm sorry-- l know you kinda
had your sights set on
her for the long haul.
Maybe it was for the best.
ln fact, l don't think the
timing could've been better.
Be right back.
Really;
???.
You know, after she bailed,
l'd go out to the driving range,
knock out a couple buckets,
and there l'd be,
overlooking the ocean,
trade winds blowing
in my face,
everything smelling
all fresh and tropical,
and all l could think about
were all the failed
relationships l'd been in.
Uh, ????, don't get down
on yourself, man.
You'll find the right
girl someday.
l know-- l already have.
You have;
???, there's only one
girl who matters to me.
We both know who she is.
We do;
????.
???? Taylor;
???? is the great
love of my life.
l'm gonna do everything
in my power
to win her over, and
you've gotta help me.
Thank you.
Nurse Alexander to Admitting.
Nurse Alexander...
Looking for the scrub soap;
Where'd you find it;
Well, there's always a supply
by the doctors' sink
in the next room--
it's easy, you know, to open.
You just have to peel it...
and punch it.
-Done. -Boy, you sure seem to
have this routine down pat.
Force of habit.
l've been on this ward now
every day for the last
three months, but today,
l'm taking home the most
beautiful baby in the world.
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you.
Her name's Hannah,
and my husband should be
giving her the last feeding
as we speak.
That must be so exciting.
Actually, we're trying to
keep it very low-key.
Why;
Oh, look, l'm sorry,
l don't mean to pry.
No, it's okay.
Actually it's your, uh,
basic war story.
Do you, uh... do you
have a baby here;
???, a little boy.
We had to have him medevaced in
from Riverside.
He's a preemie.
Well, you should definitely
hear our story.
lt just happened
a month ago.
They called it graduation day
because it was the day they
told us Hannah was finally big
enough to take home.
My family,
my husband's family, friends,
they were all at our apartment
waiting to welcome her.
lt was going to be
a really great day.
The only problem was,
l refused to take her home.
l kept telling them
something was wrong,
but the doctors and the nurses
kept assuring me
that she was fine,
and l was just nervous
about having to take care
of her by myself.
They said it was a common thing
with mothers of preemies,
but as the hours went by,
l started to feel the pressure,
and by that point,
even my husband
thought l was being ridiculous.
??????, it's getting late.
l'm gonna have to ask
you to reconsider.
So l gave in.
Fine...
l told them, fine, one more
feeding and we'd take her home.
That's being sensible.
That's when ????? commented
how peaceful Hannah seemed
in my arms, and we all looked
and she was turning blue.
Oh, my God!
We've got a code blue!
What are you doing
with my baby;!
Wait.
Come on, let's move it.
lt was the worst 42 seconds
of my life,
but they finally
got her breathing.
And now she's fully recovered.
What was it;
Well, there was a small tear
in her abdominal wall,
and it caused a strangulation.
The doctors didn't see it
because they weren't
looking for it.
l mean, after all,
it was graduation day.
But if you had listened to them
and taken her home earlier...
She'd be dead.
The one thing l learned
is never be afraid
to follow your instincts--
let them laugh at you,
let them call you
an hyst?????l mother.
lt's doesn't matter,
it's your baby.
l mean, you've
gotta protect him.
l mean, who else is going to;
Ah.
Here she is.
Here's Mommy.
There's my little girl.
She's ready to go home.
Oh, she's gorgeous.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
-Ready...;
-Oh, okay, bye.
How long is this gonna take;
????, you can't rush
technology.
Wake me when you're done.
Okay, here we go--
this is it.
With its motto being
''lt's smart to be smart,''
C.U. has taught tens of
thousands of students
over the years, and one of them
happens to be me.
Hi, l'm ???????? ??????.
Hey! Psst! Over here...
Over, right... there.
Great, that's much better.
Now since the final assignment
in Professor
Langberg's TV Production 201
was to do a short video project,
l have constructed this highly
technical diagram,
just to show you what happened
during my summer vacation.
Now here is...
Down...
Here is when Babyface asked me
to go on tour with him and his
band to Japan.
And here...
and here is when Ariel
threw a party for me
with some of my closest friends
to celebrate my big break.
lmmediately followed
by the long weekend
me and Ariel spent
on her waterbed.
This is hilarious.
Wait, shh, here's the part
where it gets tragic.
But unfortunately, what goes up
must come down.
So, here is when Babyface
changed his mind
and went on tour without me...
and the next day when Ariel
broke up with me...
And here's the day when the
doctor put me on medication
to treat me for the unexpected
party favor that Ariel gave me.
Crabs;
But don't worry, thanks to the
magic of Pyrinate A-200,
everything turned out okay.
Now, here is where l got
my own dorm room.
Here is where my grandfather
bought me a new car.
And here is the day
when Professor Langberg watched
my video confession.
This is outstanding.
How can l possibly not give this
young man an A+;
Thank you, Professor.
That means l won't be on
academic probation anymore.
That means l can
have a life again.
Hot damn! lt is
smart to be smart!
Bravo.
Well, l certainly hope Langberg
gave you an A for that.
Actually an A-, but he wants me
to get involved
in the campus TV station
this fall.
lt's gonna be
a little different,
but l'm actually
looking forward to it.
-That's great.
-Thanks.
Well, l'm gonna take the rest of
these boxes up to the dorm
so it'll look like
l never lived here.
Are you gonna go
to the barbecue;
Uh... doubtful.
You're gonna have to run into
her sooner or later.
???, well, l'd prefer later.
Look, l don't want to ruin
the ??????es' barbecue
or ?????'s evening.
Well, for your information,
????? is doing just fine
without you in her life,
thank you very much.
Well, actually,
l have other plans.
Hmm! Excuses, excuses.
Don't go anywhere,
l'm not done with you yet.
Hello.
Hi, l was hoping it was you.
-How's ??????;
-She's great.
She's much more together than l
thought she'd be.
l can't wait for you
to meet her.
Well, when do you want me to
come over;
Actually, l thought l'd come by
and pick you up.
Oh, you don't have to.
Well, l think l want to.
ln that case...
Have fun at the barbecue.
You are a coward, ????????.
l know, l know.
You didn't say anything
to ?????? about us, did you;
No. Not to ???????? and not to
?????, and that was hard.
Well, l think the guy that
it's gonna be
really hard to break it to
is ????.
He's come back from Hawaii
totally convinced
that you are the true love
of his life.
Please.
Every time ???? gets dumped he
gets sentimental about me.
Hmm, l don't know.
l know how to handle ????.
lt's ?????? l'm worried about.
???. Me, too.
Senor ??????, it's good
to see you, my friend.
Quieres cerveza;
Sure.
Sorry l'm late.
Must've just, uh, lost
track of time, you know.
Along with how much
money you owe me.
C'mon Juarez.
l've run up a tab before.
Yes, but that's when your
credit cards were good.
Now they bounce
from here to Oaxaca.
You know, if you're gonna talk
about my credit cards that way,
l think we probably
ought to be alone.
l don't think you're
in a position
to make demands, my friend.
Look, you have had a fine time
down here the last two months
with my ladies, my booze, but
now it's time to settle up.
What happened to you, hombre;
You used to be worth millions.
l got ripped off.
By who;
They said they were my family.
-Did you go to the police;
-???.
Police showed me pictures of my
family in a mug book.
No wonder you started drinking
again, huh;
Go back to L.A.
Get your house in order.
We'll do business again.
Gracias.
But before you can go,
you must leave something
with me as a show of good faith.
Like your watch.
That's my father's watch.
Well, l could take your car.
You can have it back
when you pay up.
Aloha!
????.
Yes, it is, and fresh
from the Puna Valley
l brought you these
lovely hula orchids,
along with a very
special island welcome.
You shouldn't have.
Of course l should have.
Hey! Taylor, l'm here!
Here we are.
????.
What's going on, ?????;
Well, ???????? just came
to give me a ride
to the barbecue.
That's right.
We're having a barbecue.
So how you doing, man;
Well, it'd be going a heck
of a lot better
if you'd let me take
???? to the barbecue.
lf you know what l'm saying.
Well, um...
l think we should tell him.
Tell him what;
No.
No...
lt just sort of happened
this summer, you know;
Took on a life of its own.
What about you and me;
Well, we'll always
have high school.
Oh...
Oh, don't be mad.
Look, l'm not mad, l just...
When am l ever
gonna find the great
love of my life;
l promise,
l will introduce you
to every new pledge
at the Alpha House, okay;
And l will be scouring
the countryside
for you, my man.
Haven't you done
enough for one day;
No, because
l haven't introduced
you to ?????? yet,
who l happen to think
is pretty cool.
Bra, how cool can she be;
She's from Buffalo.
And what's wrong with Buffalo;
Buffalo lost three
Super Bowls in a row.
????, they've lost
four Super Bowls in a row,
but what does that have
to do with ??????;
All right.
Okay.
l'll go to the barbecue.
l wonder how good
grilled orchids taste.
l hear they're not bad
with a little coconut sauce.
He'll get over it.
???.
Ooh.
Mmm. Something smells good.
Well, you know my father.
He never met a lava
rock he didn't like.
Guys, stop trying to
be so festive, okay;
Hi, everybody.
Hey, look who's here.
Now we can finally eat.
Uh... But first we have a few
introductions to make.
-????????;
-Ah, right.
??????;
-Hey, ????????.
-Hi. How you doing;
-Good. How are you;
-Good.
l'd like you to meet some
friends of mine.
-This is ???? Taylor.
-Hi.
Hi. Welcome to L.A.
Thanks. l'm really
happy to be here.
This is exactly
where l want to be.
And this guy over here is
my best friend.
He just got back from Hawaii.
Doesn't usually have
that good of a tan...
Oh, well, hello, best
friend. l'm ??????.
???? Sanders.
You know, l think you're just
the guy l'm
looking for, ???? Sanders.
Oh;
???. See what you can do
with this jar
of pickles, will you;
lt's stuck.
Sure. Relish is my
specialty, but...
l'll give it a try.
Ooh. A toughie.
My hero.
Thank you.
Anytime.
You know, bud, l don't
think l gave Buffalo
all the credit
that it deserves.
Okay, guys, the ball's coming
in. You ready; Ball's coming in.
Hey, watch it, you
pencil-pusher.
Hey, hey, hey,
Mr. Hollywood.
Put it up, ??????, put
it up! Come on, ???.
Ohh... double dribble!
Oh, no!
Yes!
What can l say;
She makes me look good.
And that ain't easy.
Need an oxygen break, Dad;
No, no, no, just take it out.
Come on, come on.
Oh, come on, just... Oh!
Whoa.
Yes!
??????'s parents
were our best friends
back in Minnesota.
???, she was telling us.
Before they moved to New York,
we used to spend every
family vacation together.
Well, don't worry, we'll
make her feel right at home.
-Thanks.
-Yes!
What are we gonna do
with all this food;
l know ??????
and ????? can't make it,
but what about ????????;
What about ????????;
l know for a fact
that he's not coming.
Oh. Well...
That's okay.
Well, l hope he didn't
stay away on my account.
Either of you ready
to come in off the bench;
lsn't there some rule about
waiting a half-hour
after you eat before you play;
Uh, unfortunately l... l
brought the wrong shoes.
Hey, ??????. Come on.
We don't want them to get
back in the game yet.
Next time, l gotta
remember that shoe trick.
Come on.
All right, it's our ball.
You know, she's really nice.
l can't believe how well
she's handling everything.
What do you mean;
Oh, l probably shouldn't
say anything,
but after the ??????es
and l got back
from Lake Minnetonka...
Whoa, wait a minute.
You were in Minnesota
with the ??????es;
Are you and ????????...;
Yes.
-l knew it.
-Don't make a big deal.
Okay; ????'s having
a little trouble
adjusting to the concept.
Well, it looks like
????'s moved on.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, yes!
Another one.
Ohh...
So, tell me, what
happened with ??????;
Well, we'd all just sat down
for dinner and the phone rang.
Oh, Dad.
Why is it every time l start
to carve, the phone rings;
Honey, l'll get it.
No, no, no. l'm
sure it's for me.
Joe Kawabe's going
through a major audit
and the whole world has
to stop because of it.
He knows we just got home
from our vacation yesterday,
but of course he can't wait
till ???? gets into
his office tomorrow.
Well, you'll just
have to face it, Mom.
Your husband's a
major power player
in the game of life.
Now, about all this red
meat we've been eating.
You know, Dad ain't
getting any younger
and the chances of a...
lt's Abby Malone.
How are things in Buffalo;
Victor committed
suicide last night.
Oh, my God.
Her father;
l probably shouldn't
have said anything.
No, l, l promise l
won't tell a soul.
Yes!
-Hey!
-Hi.
Anybody up for dessert;
Always.
How many grams of fat
do you think are in
one slice of this;
Just enough to make it good.
Guys, what are we doing;
Come on, this is
??????'s first night
in Los Angeles and we're
sitting around here
eating carrot cake;
We should be going out
and showing her the town.
Oh, whoa, whoa, ????, ????,
the poor girl is
still on Eastern Time.
Actually, l think l'm
getting a second wind.
Well, l think ???? has
an excellent idea.
-You should get out of the
house. -???, come on.
???, wait. City Walk at
Universal Studios is open late.
Or you can go into Hollywood,
look at the footprints
outside the Chinese Theater.
-Oh, that's worth seeing.
-Sounds like a plan.
You know what, afterwards
we can go to Doheny's.
Everyone at the beauty salon,
they're saying that's
the hot new club.
lsn't that the place
where ????? works;
???, that's the place.
Well, do you think l have time
to go upstairs and change;
l think you have time
to do whatever you want.
l think l'm gonna
like it here.
Hey!
-All right, all right, all
right. -Hey!
Whose fake l.D. did you
guys use to get in here;
Oh, come on.
The restaurant's
still open to us young
and impressionable minors.
???. Besides we're
just here to dance.
Speak for yourself.
Hey, l don't think we've met.
l'm ?????.
??????.
Nice to meet you.
-A pleasure.
-l'm sorry, guys.
?????? just moved
here from Buffalo,
And ?????, besides
being married to one
of our closest
friends, is also
on the fast track
to being one of the
hottest young attorneys
in Los Angeles.
l gotta get out
of law school first.
Details, details.
What're you guys
doing here tonight;
We are giving ??????
the inside tour
of Beverly Hills.
Yes. Now l know where
Corbin Bernsen,
Bruce Springsteen
and Milton Berle live.
Not to mention the illustrious
Samantha Sanders.
That's right, ????
had to stop at home
and put his dancing pumps on.
Speaking of which,
what do you say
-we dance;
-Okay,
but l don't know
what kinda steps
-you guys are doing out here.
-lt's okay.
This is California.
Nobody knows what they're doing.
They just smile and fake it.
l don't know about ????
but l've never had
to fake anything.
????!
So, uh, ???????? and
???? are an item;
Oh, ???.
lt's old news already.
??????, this is lrma
from the cleaners.
You dropped off a suede jacket
on a rush order...
and never picked it up.
Please call and tell us
what to do with it.
Choke on it.
Hi. l'm looking for Mr. McKay.
l'm Bill,
with Friends of the Bay.
You really helped us out
in the past and we're hoping
for a similar contribution
from you this year.
Whatta you say;
l wouldn't count on it, Bill.
This is a long distance,
person-to-person call for ??????
McKay from ??????? ??????.
ls anyone there
to accept the charges;
Yo, D. August 5th, 9:00.
??????? asked me to call
and let you know
she's not coming home next week.
They gave her a full
scholarship to RADA
so she's staying in London
for the whole year.
Uh... She said she'll try you
again on the weekend.
Am l a good messenger or what;
Where are you, dude;
Call me sometime. Later.
''l will not
be in London forever.''
???, right.
??????, this is your mother.
lsn't it just like you
to finally call me
now that you've lost
all your dad's money,
money l never touched.
How could you
have been so stupid
as to let those people...
Listen, honey, l've go...
l've got some Kamikazes
l've gotta make.
Why don't you tell
????? all about this;
That's right,
love you, too, bye.
lt's ??????.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, l've been meaning
to call you all day.
?????, what are you
doing at the bar;
We're showing ????????'s friend
?????? a good time.
Oh, ???. l'm looking forward
to meeting her.
So, how was Houston;
Oh, it was great.
But never mind me.
How come you didn't tell me when
you were taking the baby home;
Oh, after the last fiasco we
decided to keep a low profile.
We'll have a party
for her later, though.
Won't we, baby, huh;
Well, you better.
So how's ????? doing;
l'd say he's coping,
but l'm curious.
How come he's not working
at a law firm this summer;
Because he can make
more money bartending
a couple nights a week
than he can clerking
at the finest law firm in town.
Really;
???. A sad commentary
on the things we value
and the things we pay for.
So ?????, tell me, are there
a lot of lovely ladies
on the premises there;
No, l'm sure he'd rather
be home with you.
???, well he'd better
or l'll brain him.
Oh, look, l gotta go.
She just spit up.
l'll talk to you later, okay;
Okay, will do.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Bye, ?????.
Hey, ?????,
come on, sit down.
We're deciding on whether we
should have Buffalo wings
or zucchini fritters.
What do you think;
Uh, none for me.
Actually, l'm a little tired.
l'm gonna go home.
Are you okay;
???, l'm fine, really.
Don't mind me. l'm just, uh...
l'm gonna go catch a cab.
Good night.
ls she all right;
Maybe not.
There's young ???????? ??????
right over there.
l should have known
something was wrong
when she said
everything was okay.
Hey, ????.
Great timing.
?????...
Look, why don't you
wait upstairs
and we'll all go home
together, okay;
Thanks, but l'd
rather be alone.
All right, but l'm
gonna call you later.
Okay.
Thank you for another wonderful
evening, Mr. ??????.
Oh, thank you, Miss Taylor.
We ought to do it
again sometime.
How about right now;
Can't l persuade you
to come inside
for something warm and cuddly;
You know l'd love to.
But seeing as
it's ???'s first night
in the house and everything...
Mm-hmm, l understand.
You do;
l do.
You're not disappointed;
No.
Why would l be;
When my boyfriend is
considerate and sensitive.
l'm not disappointed, no,
No, l just wish...
Wish what;
l wish you weren't so sexy.
You know, l probably shouldn't
keep ???? and ??????
waiting too long.
lf l know ????, he's making
good use of his time.
You know another thing that's
great about living on the beach
in Southern California-- all
the stars come out at night.
You know, ????, l really hate
to break this to you,
but we have stars
in upstate New York, too.
Ah... but our stars
have SAG cards.
Screen Actors' Guild.
Little show business
humor there.
Phew!
You know, you've got the
most incredible eyes
l have ever seen.
Has anyone ever told you that;
Not tonight.
Well, you do.
lt's kind of a cross
between Mariah Carey,
Heather Locklear
and Cindy Crawford.
So you're saying
l have six eyes;
No, l'm saying, you have...
????...
if you want to kiss me,
go ahead, kiss me.
Damn.
Hey guys, sorry
l kept you waiting.
No problem.
One of you guys want to sit
in the front with me
or should l change
my name to Jeeves;
l will.
Once around the park
-and then home, kids;
-???.
Back to reading Anna Karenina
again, are we;
Well, l've missed having
someone to wait up for.
Well, they should be home soon.
????, l really appreciate
you changing your mind
about letting ??????
live with us.
With poor Abby struggling
with the little ones,
what choice did we have;
Besides, ??????'s always
been a great kid.
Couldn't turn our back
on her now, could we;
Well, you must rate pretty high
to have them both stay up.
Hey, what are
you talking about;
l was just hungry, that's all.
???, you were hungry, Dad.
And Mom's rediscovering
the Russian classics.
Well, it is her first night
in California, ????????.
And it was a great night.
l had so much fun.
l don't know who
to thank first.
You don't have to thank anyone.
We're always here for you.
You know that, don't you;
l always dreamed
it would be like this.
Come here.
Don't mind her.
She had a couple
too many ginger ales.
One.
l had it together all summer
long, l really did.
l mean, l didn't even shed
one tear over ????????.
l didn't even think
of him at all.
And now l see him for 15 seconds
a-and l totally go to pieces.
How can he still do this to me;
Because he was your first real
boyfriend, that's why.
l mean, of course you're going
to have strong feelings for him.
That's totally natural.
Well, does he still have strong
feelings for me;
?????, l don't know.
Well, you talked to him.
What'd he say about me;
The phone's cutting out.
l'm gonna call you back
from inside, okay;
You know, l think
we were both wrong.
l don't think this is fixable.
You know what,
maybe you were right.
l think we need to start
seeing other people.
???, l know how that song goes.
You should.
You taught it to me, remember;
So, this is it;
That's what it looks like.
Don't worry, we'll get a system
worked out for the bathroom.
Well, l'm easy.
So, uh, what did you
do with ???????;
l'd knock. She'd stay
in here for hours.
Well, knock twice if
you really have to go.
Got it.
l hope your first night in L.A.
wasn't too overwhelming.
You always were
a sweet guy, ????????.
Well, someone's got
to look out for you.
After all, you are the
first girl l ever kissed.
You showed me yours,
l showed you mine.
Yes, l did.
Good night, kids.
Good night, Dad.
You know, growing up,
l... l always thought you
guys had the perfect family.
Your parents
were always so warm.
So much fun to be around.
l have a lot of good memories
of your parents, too.
You know, l used
to really envy ???????
and pray that my life could
be as charmed as hers.
Well, you'll be living in her
room for the next year.
That's a start.
???, l think so.
Good night, ???.
Good night, ????????.
And hurry up.
Okay.
Ginger, it's me.
???, ???, l know it's late,
Sorry, look, l just had
to talk to somebody.
l'm going out
of my mind already.
???, of course
l'm in Beverly Hills.
No, no, l wish.
lt's nothing like
l thought it would be.
These people are
such avocado heads.
l mean, they're so
into being from L.A.
Like l really care where
Lucy and Desi used to live.
No, no, l'm serious.
l mean, these kids
l went out with tonight,
they have got to be the
straightest human units
on the planet.
We went to a bar and no one
even tried to get a drink.
???, there is this one guy.
????????'s best friend,
???? Sanders.
???. His mom's like
Samantha Sanders.
As in The Hartley House;
He seems kind of dumb,
but l bet he gives
good credit card.
The ??????es;
They're harmless.
l'm sure everything will be cool
as long as they don't try
and pull any parental trips
on me.
But if they do, you know me.
l'll just put on
a happy face and dance.
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??? ?? ???;
-Good, man. How you been;
-Good, real good.
What, are you working
in a coffeehouse now;
Hey, that's pretty funny.
When you grow up maybe
you can have one, too.
-Eventually.
-What are you doing here;
Well, l just dropped Mel
and Erin off.
They're flying to Cleveland
to, uh, visit the grandparents.
-Ah, very exciting.
-???.
So you and your parents waiting
for ??????? to get in;
No, she's staying
in London all year.
-Really;
-???, she did so well
at the Royal Academy
this summer,
they asked her to become
a full-time student.
Man, that's great for her.
lt's very cool for her.
At this rate, we may
never see her again.
So, uh, who are
you guys waiting for;
The girl who's going
to be staying in
???????'s room this year.
The girl who's gonna be staying
in ???????'s room;
That's right, ??????.
So who is she;
Senor McKay! Senor McKay!
Papa Juarez necesita verte,
necesita verte.
El esta en la cantina.
Parece que es importante,
extremamente importante.
Tell him l'll get there
when l get there.
Estare cuando yo regrese.
So how is this cut
working out for you;
l don't know.
l liked it.
???; Well,
maybe we'll make it
just a little bit more
layered today. l was...
Hi.
l didn't know
she was back in town.
lf l didn't know better,
l might think you two weren't
quite so chummy anymore.
Don't blame me.
She's the one who trashed
the friendship.
l'm not blaming
anyone, bubbie.
All l want are the details.
How dare you side with ????????
after what he did to me!
?????, l'm not siding
with ????????.
l'm just saying
that l can understand
the kind of pressure
he was under.
Oh, you would.
What's that supposed
to mean;
lt means that you're
just like Ariel;
you'll do whatever it takes to
get the guy that you want.
-Get a life!
-???, l will.
Just stay the hell out
of mine, okay;
Things just started
to get a little weird
toward the end of the year.
lt's really nothing worth
getting into.
You two were practically
inseparable.
What happened;
You didn't let a guy come
between you, did you;
Look, Chad, l don't want
to start getting upset, so...
...try to do something
with my hair, okay;
Okay, sweetie.
l'll be back in a sec.
Okay.
So, what are we going to do
with these yo-yos;
Tough audience.
You ready
for a little unrolling;
Sure.
-Come on.
-Okay.
l'm not talking
about anything drastic.
Just thought we'd fool
around a little bit
and see what we can
come up with, okay;
-Okay.
-Trust me.
Hi.
Hello.
So, when did you get back
in town;
A couple days ago.
My, uh, my dad's
fellowship ended,
so l've been staying
here at the house.
Can you forgive me;
l already have.
l'm so sorry.
l mean, it was so
selfish of me
to tell you to cut ????????
out of your life.
Well, l probably should have,
after all the pain
he caused you.
Ah. So, how was your summer;
Fun.
How was Houston;
Houston was a blast.
You liked Texas;
No, l loved Texas.
My parents, they belong
to this country club.
lt's right on the lake.
And every weekend they have
barbecues and parties.
And l went shopping
and swimming.
And the guys at the club, they
have the most adorable accents,
-Ah! -And they don't give a
hoot if l'm a virgin.
So does this mean
you're over ????????;
Oh, over and out of my life
for good. Forever.
Good.
So what about you;
Are you back together
with ??????;
Why; Do l look depressed;
No.
Well, l am glad we go
to the same salon.
We're glad, too.
Thanks, guys.
Hey, no problem.
Just remember that gratuities
are accepted.
No amount too big.
Don't listen to him.
He's so embarrassing.
Oh, if you're not doing
anything later,
the ??????es are having
a barbecue
to welcome ??????
to Beverly Hills.
Okay. Who is ??????;
Oh, she's the girl that's going
to be staying
in ???????'s room this year.
???????'s not coming back;
Coach Dennis Green...
Well, l finally got a straight
story from the supervisor.
Apparently, one of the
executive vice presidents
of the airlines got a major
case of food poisoning up there
and they had to make an
emergency landing in Denver.
Ooh...
Well, apparently, her flight
should be arriving
within the hour, though.
-Thanks, honey.
-That was some hit.
ls it my imagination
or is the NFL camera work
-a whole lot better this season;
-lt seems to be better.
ls it my imagination or are you
two deliberately ignoring me;
We heard everything
you said, honey.
What'd she say;
l have no idea, Dad.
Ha-ha. l just hope poor ??????
is handling this
flight all right.
l just hope l recognize ??????.
Last time l saw her
she was 14, a little chubby
and had a mouth full
of hardware.
Well, we saw ?????? the last
time we were in Buffalo
and she was definitely
past the braces stage.
And she's very excited about
coming here and going to C.U.
and getting to start over
in a whole new place.
l'm sure she is.
So there's no need for anyone
to know what
she's been through
these last few months.
Mom, l am not brain dead,
all right;
Will you give me
a little credit;
Diving over right tackle!
Touchdown!
Well, Dad, it seems the Vikings
have this game wrapped up.
-l'm out of here.
-Where are you going;
Well, this may qualify as a case
of real bizarre timing,
but l think ????'s plane
is coming in from Hawaii...
right about now.
Hey!
Thanks, Howie. l've been
a big fan of yours
-ever since the Raiders
moved to L.A. -Howie!
lt's not gonna be the same
without you.
Well, thanks a lot, buddy.
That's nice of you to say.
Howie, is this your bag;
That's one of them.
Thanks, buddy.
ls that Troy Aikman;
Uh...
does he look like Troy Aikman;
Mr. Aikman, Troy,
could you sign my book;
???, sure kid.
-What's your name;
-????.
What...
My name is ????.
Your name's ????, right.
Yo, ????.
-???;
-???;
Look at you-- one summer
in Hawaii,
you're a celebrity, Sanders.
-????????.
-Sanders;
l thought you were Aikman.
Only to his closest
friends, man.
Delta Airlines passenger
Ken Bird, pick up
a white courtesy telephone...
Don't worry,
he'll get over it.
????????, l want you
to meet someone.
Howie Long, this is ????????
??????, my best friend.
Hey, how you doing, buddy;
How you doing, Howie;
Nice to meet you.
Well, look, l'm gonna take off.
Remember, not a word
to your mom, all right;
-Take care. -Your secret's safe
with me, man.
All right.
Take care.
How'd you get to be so
tight with Howie Long;
Well, in classic
Sanders fashion,
l finagled myself an upgrade
into first class,
and there he was,
sitting by the window.
Turns out when he
was a kid he had
some fairly substantial
fantasies about my mom.
What a way to bond.
So how was Hawaii, man;
-Oh... -How's Celeste;
Wait, let me guess.
You played golf every
day, you ate ahi tuna,
at night you sucked back
a couple passion fruits,
had a little action
on the beach.
Well, that was July.
And what about August;
ln August, she gave me
the big aloha.
Man...
???.
We were snorkeling in Kapalua
Bay one day, and we literally
swam into some guy she knew
from high school.
lt turns out he was a great
lost love of her life.
l'm sorry-- l know you kinda
had your sights set on
her for the long haul.
Maybe it was for the best.
ln fact, l don't think the
timing could've been better.
Be right back.
Really;
???.
You know, after she bailed,
l'd go out to the driving range,
knock out a couple buckets,
and there l'd be,
overlooking the ocean,
trade winds blowing
in my face,
everything smelling
all fresh and tropical,
and all l could think about
were all the failed
relationships l'd been in.
Uh, ????, don't get down
on yourself, man.
You'll find the right
girl someday.
l know-- l already have.
You have;
???, there's only one
girl who matters to me.
We both know who she is.
We do;
????.
???? Taylor;
???? is the great
love of my life.
l'm gonna do everything
in my power
to win her over, and
you've gotta help me.
Thank you.
Nurse Alexander to Admitting.
Nurse Alexander...
Looking for the scrub soap;
Where'd you find it;
Well, there's always a supply
by the doctors' sink
in the next room--
it's easy, you know, to open.
You just have to peel it...
and punch it.
-Done. -Boy, you sure seem to
have this routine down pat.
Force of habit.
l've been on this ward now
every day for the last
three months, but today,
l'm taking home the most
beautiful baby in the world.
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you.
Her name's Hannah,
and my husband should be
giving her the last feeding
as we speak.
That must be so exciting.
Actually, we're trying to
keep it very low-key.
Why;
Oh, look, l'm sorry,
l don't mean to pry.
No, it's okay.
Actually it's your, uh,
basic war story.
Do you, uh... do you
have a baby here;
???, a little boy.
We had to have him medevaced in
from Riverside.
He's a preemie.
Well, you should definitely
hear our story.
lt just happened
a month ago.
They called it graduation day
because it was the day they
told us Hannah was finally big
enough to take home.
My family,
my husband's family, friends,
they were all at our apartment
waiting to welcome her.
lt was going to be
a really great day.
The only problem was,
l refused to take her home.
l kept telling them
something was wrong,
but the doctors and the nurses
kept assuring me
that she was fine,
and l was just nervous
about having to take care
of her by myself.
They said it was a common thing
with mothers of preemies,
but as the hours went by,
l started to feel the pressure,
and by that point,
even my husband
thought l was being ridiculous.
??????, it's getting late.
l'm gonna have to ask
you to reconsider.
So l gave in.
Fine...
l told them, fine, one more
feeding and we'd take her home.
That's being sensible.
That's when ????? commented
how peaceful Hannah seemed
in my arms, and we all looked
and she was turning blue.
Oh, my God!
We've got a code blue!
What are you doing
with my baby;!
Wait.
Come on, let's move it.
lt was the worst 42 seconds
of my life,
but they finally
got her breathing.
And now she's fully recovered.
What was it;
Well, there was a small tear
in her abdominal wall,
and it caused a strangulation.
The doctors didn't see it
because they weren't
looking for it.
l mean, after all,
it was graduation day.
But if you had listened to them
and taken her home earlier...
She'd be dead.
The one thing l learned
is never be afraid
to follow your instincts--
let them laugh at you,
let them call you
an hyst?????l mother.
lt's doesn't matter,
it's your baby.
l mean, you've
gotta protect him.
l mean, who else is going to;
Ah.
Here she is.
Here's Mommy.
There's my little girl.
She's ready to go home.
Oh, she's gorgeous.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
-Ready...;
-Oh, okay, bye.
How long is this gonna take;
????, you can't rush
technology.
Wake me when you're done.
Okay, here we go--
this is it.
With its motto being
''lt's smart to be smart,''
C.U. has taught tens of
thousands of students
over the years, and one of them
happens to be me.
Hi, l'm ???????? ??????.
Hey! Psst! Over here...
Over, right... there.
Great, that's much better.
Now since the final assignment
in Professor
Langberg's TV Production 201
was to do a short video project,
l have constructed this highly
technical diagram,
just to show you what happened
during my summer vacation.
Now here is...
Down...
Here is when Babyface asked me
to go on tour with him and his
band to Japan.
And here...
and here is when Ariel
threw a party for me
with some of my closest friends
to celebrate my big break.
lmmediately followed
by the long weekend
me and Ariel spent
on her waterbed.
This is hilarious.
Wait, shh, here's the part
where it gets tragic.
But unfortunately, what goes up
must come down.
So, here is when Babyface
changed his mind
and went on tour without me...
and the next day when Ariel
broke up with me...
And here's the day when the
doctor put me on medication
to treat me for the unexpected
party favor that Ariel gave me.
Crabs;
But don't worry, thanks to the
magic of Pyrinate A-200,
everything turned out okay.
Now, here is where l got
my own dorm room.
Here is where my grandfather
bought me a new car.
And here is the day
when Professor Langberg watched
my video confession.
This is outstanding.
How can l possibly not give this
young man an A+;
Thank you, Professor.
That means l won't be on
academic probation anymore.
That means l can
have a life again.
Hot damn! lt is
smart to be smart!
Bravo.
Well, l certainly hope Langberg
gave you an A for that.
Actually an A-, but he wants me
to get involved
in the campus TV station
this fall.
lt's gonna be
a little different,
but l'm actually
looking forward to it.
-That's great.
-Thanks.
Well, l'm gonna take the rest of
these boxes up to the dorm
so it'll look like
l never lived here.
Are you gonna go
to the barbecue;
Uh... doubtful.
You're gonna have to run into
her sooner or later.
???, well, l'd prefer later.
Look, l don't want to ruin
the ??????es' barbecue
or ?????'s evening.
Well, for your information,
????? is doing just fine
without you in her life,
thank you very much.
Well, actually,
l have other plans.
Hmm! Excuses, excuses.
Don't go anywhere,
l'm not done with you yet.
Hello.
Hi, l was hoping it was you.
-How's ??????;
-She's great.
She's much more together than l
thought she'd be.
l can't wait for you
to meet her.
Well, when do you want me to
come over;
Actually, l thought l'd come by
and pick you up.
Oh, you don't have to.
Well, l think l want to.
ln that case...
Have fun at the barbecue.
You are a coward, ????????.
l know, l know.
You didn't say anything
to ?????? about us, did you;
No. Not to ???????? and not to
?????, and that was hard.
Well, l think the guy that
it's gonna be
really hard to break it to
is ????.
He's come back from Hawaii
totally convinced
that you are the true love
of his life.
Please.
Every time ???? gets dumped he
gets sentimental about me.
Hmm, l don't know.
l know how to handle ????.
lt's ?????? l'm worried about.
???. Me, too.
Senor ??????, it's good
to see you, my friend.
Quieres cerveza;
Sure.
Sorry l'm late.
Must've just, uh, lost
track of time, you know.
Along with how much
money you owe me.
C'mon Juarez.
l've run up a tab before.
Yes, but that's when your
credit cards were good.
Now they bounce
from here to Oaxaca.
You know, if you're gonna talk
about my credit cards that way,
l think we probably
ought to be alone.
l don't think you're
in a position
to make demands, my friend.
Look, you have had a fine time
down here the last two months
with my ladies, my booze, but
now it's time to settle up.
What happened to you, hombre;
You used to be worth millions.
l got ripped off.
By who;
They said they were my family.
-Did you go to the police;
-???.
Police showed me pictures of my
family in a mug book.
No wonder you started drinking
again, huh;
Go back to L.A.
Get your house in order.
We'll do business again.
Gracias.
But before you can go,
you must leave something
with me as a show of good faith.
Like your watch.
That's my father's watch.
Well, l could take your car.
You can have it back
when you pay up.
Aloha!
????.
Yes, it is, and fresh
from the Puna Valley
l brought you these
lovely hula orchids,
along with a very
special island welcome.
You shouldn't have.
Of course l should have.
Hey! Taylor, l'm here!
Here we are.
????.
What's going on, ?????;
Well, ???????? just came
to give me a ride
to the barbecue.
That's right.
We're having a barbecue.
So how you doing, man;
Well, it'd be going a heck
of a lot better
if you'd let me take
???? to the barbecue.
lf you know what l'm saying.
Well, um...
l think we should tell him.
Tell him what;
No.
No...
lt just sort of happened
this summer, you know;
Took on a life of its own.
What about you and me;
Well, we'll always
have high school.
Oh...
Oh, don't be mad.
Look, l'm not mad, l just...
When am l ever
gonna find the great
love of my life;
l promise,
l will introduce you
to every new pledge
at the Alpha House, okay;
And l will be scouring
the countryside
for you, my man.
Haven't you done
enough for one day;
No, because
l haven't introduced
you to ?????? yet,
who l happen to think
is pretty cool.
Bra, how cool can she be;
She's from Buffalo.
And what's wrong with Buffalo;
Buffalo lost three
Super Bowls in a row.
????, they've lost
four Super Bowls in a row,
but what does that have
to do with ??????;
All right.
Okay.
l'll go to the barbecue.
l wonder how good
grilled orchids taste.
l hear they're not bad
with a little coconut sauce.
He'll get over it.
???.
Ooh.
Mmm. Something smells good.
Well, you know my father.
He never met a lava
rock he didn't like.
Guys, stop trying to
be so festive, okay;
Hi, everybody.
Hey, look who's here.
Now we can finally eat.
Uh... But first we have a few
introductions to make.
-????????;
-Ah, right.
??????;
-Hey, ????????.
-Hi. How you doing;
-Good. How are you;
-Good.
l'd like you to meet some
friends of mine.
-This is ???? Taylor.
-Hi.
Hi. Welcome to L.A.
Thanks. l'm really
happy to be here.
This is exactly
where l want to be.
And this guy over here is
my best friend.
He just got back from Hawaii.
Doesn't usually have
that good of a tan...
Oh, well, hello, best
friend. l'm ??????.
???? Sanders.
You know, l think you're just
the guy l'm
looking for, ???? Sanders.
Oh;
???. See what you can do
with this jar
of pickles, will you;
lt's stuck.
Sure. Relish is my
specialty, but...
l'll give it a try.
Ooh. A toughie.
My hero.
Thank you.
Anytime.
You know, bud, l don't
think l gave Buffalo
all the credit
that it deserves.
Okay, guys, the ball's coming
in. You ready; Ball's coming in.
Hey, watch it, you
pencil-pusher.
Hey, hey, hey,
Mr. Hollywood.
Put it up, ??????, put
it up! Come on, ???.
Ohh... double dribble!
Oh, no!
Yes!
What can l say;
She makes me look good.
And that ain't easy.
Need an oxygen break, Dad;
No, no, no, just take it out.
Come on, come on.
Oh, come on, just... Oh!
Whoa.
Yes!
??????'s parents
were our best friends
back in Minnesota.
???, she was telling us.
Before they moved to New York,
we used to spend every
family vacation together.
Well, don't worry, we'll
make her feel right at home.
-Thanks.
-Yes!
What are we gonna do
with all this food;
l know ??????
and ????? can't make it,
but what about ????????;
What about ????????;
l know for a fact
that he's not coming.
Oh. Well...
That's okay.
Well, l hope he didn't
stay away on my account.
Either of you ready
to come in off the bench;
lsn't there some rule about
waiting a half-hour
after you eat before you play;
Uh, unfortunately l... l
brought the wrong shoes.
Hey, ??????. Come on.
We don't want them to get
back in the game yet.
Next time, l gotta
remember that shoe trick.
Come on.
All right, it's our ball.
You know, she's really nice.
l can't believe how well
she's handling everything.
What do you mean;
Oh, l probably shouldn't
say anything,
but after the ??????es
and l got back
from Lake Minnetonka...
Whoa, wait a minute.
You were in Minnesota
with the ??????es;
Are you and ????????...;
Yes.
-l knew it.
-Don't make a big deal.
Okay; ????'s having
a little trouble
adjusting to the concept.
Well, it looks like
????'s moved on.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, yes!
Another one.
Ohh...
So, tell me, what
happened with ??????;
Well, we'd all just sat down
for dinner and the phone rang.
Oh, Dad.
Why is it every time l start
to carve, the phone rings;
Honey, l'll get it.
No, no, no. l'm
sure it's for me.
Joe Kawabe's going
through a major audit
and the whole world has
to stop because of it.
He knows we just got home
from our vacation yesterday,
but of course he can't wait
till ???? gets into
his office tomorrow.
Well, you'll just
have to face it, Mom.
Your husband's a
major power player
in the game of life.
Now, about all this red
meat we've been eating.
You know, Dad ain't
getting any younger
and the chances of a...
lt's Abby Malone.
How are things in Buffalo;
Victor committed
suicide last night.
Oh, my God.
Her father;
l probably shouldn't
have said anything.
No, l, l promise l
won't tell a soul.
Yes!
-Hey!
-Hi.
Anybody up for dessert;
Always.
How many grams of fat
do you think are in
one slice of this;
Just enough to make it good.
Guys, what are we doing;
Come on, this is
??????'s first night
in Los Angeles and we're
sitting around here
eating carrot cake;
We should be going out
and showing her the town.
Oh, whoa, whoa, ????, ????,
the poor girl is
still on Eastern Time.
Actually, l think l'm
getting a second wind.
Well, l think ???? has
an excellent idea.
-You should get out of the
house. -???, come on.
???, wait. City Walk at
Universal Studios is open late.
Or you can go into Hollywood,
look at the footprints
outside the Chinese Theater.
-Oh, that's worth seeing.
-Sounds like a plan.
You know what, afterwards
we can go to Doheny's.
Everyone at the beauty salon,
they're saying that's
the hot new club.
lsn't that the place
where ????? works;
???, that's the place.
Well, do you think l have time
to go upstairs and change;
l think you have time
to do whatever you want.
l think l'm gonna
like it here.
Hey!
-All right, all right, all
right. -Hey!
Whose fake l.D. did you
guys use to get in here;
Oh, come on.
The restaurant's
still open to us young
and impressionable minors.
???. Besides we're
just here to dance.
Speak for yourself.
Hey, l don't think we've met.
l'm ?????.
??????.
Nice to meet you.
-A pleasure.
-l'm sorry, guys.
?????? just moved
here from Buffalo,
And ?????, besides
being married to one
of our closest
friends, is also
on the fast track
to being one of the
hottest young attorneys
in Los Angeles.
l gotta get out
of law school first.
Details, details.
What're you guys
doing here tonight;
We are giving ??????
the inside tour
of Beverly Hills.
Yes. Now l know where
Corbin Bernsen,
Bruce Springsteen
and Milton Berle live.
Not to mention the illustrious
Samantha Sanders.
That's right, ????
had to stop at home
and put his dancing pumps on.
Speaking of which,
what do you say
-we dance;
-Okay,
but l don't know
what kinda steps
-you guys are doing out here.
-lt's okay.
This is California.
Nobody knows what they're doing.
They just smile and fake it.
l don't know about ????
but l've never had
to fake anything.
????!
So, uh, ???????? and
???? are an item;
Oh, ???.
lt's old news already.
??????, this is lrma
from the cleaners.
You dropped off a suede jacket
on a rush order...
and never picked it up.
Please call and tell us
what to do with it.
Choke on it.
Hi. l'm looking for Mr. McKay.
l'm Bill,
with Friends of the Bay.
You really helped us out
in the past and we're hoping
for a similar contribution
from you this year.
Whatta you say;
l wouldn't count on it, Bill.
This is a long distance,
person-to-person call for ??????
McKay from ??????? ??????.
ls anyone there
to accept the charges;
Yo, D. August 5th, 9:00.
??????? asked me to call
and let you know
she's not coming home next week.
They gave her a full
scholarship to RADA
so she's staying in London
for the whole year.
Uh... She said she'll try you
again on the weekend.
Am l a good messenger or what;
Where are you, dude;
Call me sometime. Later.
''l will not
be in London forever.''
???, right.
??????, this is your mother.
lsn't it just like you
to finally call me
now that you've lost
all your dad's money,
money l never touched.
How could you
have been so stupid
as to let those people...
Listen, honey, l've go...
l've got some Kamikazes
l've gotta make.
Why don't you tell
????? all about this;
That's right,
love you, too, bye.
lt's ??????.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, l've been meaning
to call you all day.
?????, what are you
doing at the bar;
We're showing ????????'s friend
?????? a good time.
Oh, ???. l'm looking forward
to meeting her.
So, how was Houston;
Oh, it was great.
But never mind me.
How come you didn't tell me when
you were taking the baby home;
Oh, after the last fiasco we
decided to keep a low profile.
We'll have a party
for her later, though.
Won't we, baby, huh;
Well, you better.
So how's ????? doing;
l'd say he's coping,
but l'm curious.
How come he's not working
at a law firm this summer;
Because he can make
more money bartending
a couple nights a week
than he can clerking
at the finest law firm in town.
Really;
???. A sad commentary
on the things we value
and the things we pay for.
So ?????, tell me, are there
a lot of lovely ladies
on the premises there;
No, l'm sure he'd rather
be home with you.
???, well he'd better
or l'll brain him.
Oh, look, l gotta go.
She just spit up.
l'll talk to you later, okay;
Okay, will do.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Bye, ?????.
Hey, ?????,
come on, sit down.
We're deciding on whether we
should have Buffalo wings
or zucchini fritters.
What do you think;
Uh, none for me.
Actually, l'm a little tired.
l'm gonna go home.
Are you okay;
???, l'm fine, really.
Don't mind me. l'm just, uh...
l'm gonna go catch a cab.
Good night.
ls she all right;
Maybe not.
There's young ???????? ??????
right over there.
l should have known
something was wrong
when she said
everything was okay.
Hey, ????.
Great timing.
?????...
Look, why don't you
wait upstairs
and we'll all go home
together, okay;
Thanks, but l'd
rather be alone.
All right, but l'm
gonna call you later.
Okay.
Thank you for another wonderful
evening, Mr. ??????.
Oh, thank you, Miss Taylor.
We ought to do it
again sometime.
How about right now;
Can't l persuade you
to come inside
for something warm and cuddly;
You know l'd love to.
But seeing as
it's ???'s first night
in the house and everything...
Mm-hmm, l understand.
You do;
l do.
You're not disappointed;
No.
Why would l be;
When my boyfriend is
considerate and sensitive.
l'm not disappointed, no,
No, l just wish...
Wish what;
l wish you weren't so sexy.
You know, l probably shouldn't
keep ???? and ??????
waiting too long.
lf l know ????, he's making
good use of his time.
You know another thing that's
great about living on the beach
in Southern California-- all
the stars come out at night.
You know, ????, l really hate
to break this to you,
but we have stars
in upstate New York, too.
Ah... but our stars
have SAG cards.
Screen Actors' Guild.
Little show business
humor there.
Phew!
You know, you've got the
most incredible eyes
l have ever seen.
Has anyone ever told you that;
Not tonight.
Well, you do.
lt's kind of a cross
between Mariah Carey,
Heather Locklear
and Cindy Crawford.
So you're saying
l have six eyes;
No, l'm saying, you have...
????...
if you want to kiss me,
go ahead, kiss me.
Damn.
Hey guys, sorry
l kept you waiting.
No problem.
One of you guys want to sit
in the front with me
or should l change
my name to Jeeves;
l will.
Once around the park
-and then home, kids;
-???.
Back to reading Anna Karenina
again, are we;
Well, l've missed having
someone to wait up for.
Well, they should be home soon.
????, l really appreciate
you changing your mind
about letting ??????
live with us.
With poor Abby struggling
with the little ones,
what choice did we have;
Besides, ??????'s always
been a great kid.
Couldn't turn our back
on her now, could we;
Well, you must rate pretty high
to have them both stay up.
Hey, what are
you talking about;
l was just hungry, that's all.
???, you were hungry, Dad.
And Mom's rediscovering
the Russian classics.
Well, it is her first night
in California, ????????.
And it was a great night.
l had so much fun.
l don't know who
to thank first.
You don't have to thank anyone.
We're always here for you.
You know that, don't you;
l always dreamed
it would be like this.
Come here.
Don't mind her.
She had a couple
too many ginger ales.
One.
l had it together all summer
long, l really did.
l mean, l didn't even shed
one tear over ????????.
l didn't even think
of him at all.
And now l see him for 15 seconds
a-and l totally go to pieces.
How can he still do this to me;
Because he was your first real
boyfriend, that's why.
l mean, of course you're going
to have strong feelings for him.
That's totally natural.
Well, does he still have strong
feelings for me;
?????, l don't know.
Well, you talked to him.
What'd he say about me;
The phone's cutting out.
l'm gonna call you back
from inside, okay;
You know, l think
we were both wrong.
l don't think this is fixable.
You know what,
maybe you were right.
l think we need to start
seeing other people.
???, l know how that song goes.
You should.
You taught it to me, remember;
So, this is it;
That's what it looks like.
Don't worry, we'll get a system
worked out for the bathroom.
Well, l'm easy.
So, uh, what did you
do with ???????;
l'd knock. She'd stay
in here for hours.
Well, knock twice if
you really have to go.
Got it.
l hope your first night in L.A.
wasn't too overwhelming.
You always were
a sweet guy, ????????.
Well, someone's got
to look out for you.
After all, you are the
first girl l ever kissed.
You showed me yours,
l showed you mine.
Yes, l did.
Good night, kids.
Good night, Dad.
You know, growing up,
l... l always thought you
guys had the perfect family.
Your parents
were always so warm.
So much fun to be around.
l have a lot of good memories
of your parents, too.
You know, l used
to really envy ???????
and pray that my life could
be as charmed as hers.
Well, you'll be living in her
room for the next year.
That's a start.
???, l think so.
Good night, ???.
Good night, ????????.
And hurry up.
Okay.
Ginger, it's me.
???, ???, l know it's late,
Sorry, look, l just had
to talk to somebody.
l'm going out
of my mind already.
???, of course
l'm in Beverly Hills.
No, no, l wish.
lt's nothing like
l thought it would be.
These people are
such avocado heads.
l mean, they're so
into being from L.A.
Like l really care where
Lucy and Desi used to live.
No, no, l'm serious.
l mean, these kids
l went out with tonight,
they have got to be the
straightest human units
on the planet.
We went to a bar and no one
even tried to get a drink.
???, there is this one guy.
????????'s best friend,
???? Sanders.
???. His mom's like
Samantha Sanders.
As in The Hartley House;
He seems kind of dumb,
but l bet he gives
good credit card.
The ??????es;
They're harmless.
l'm sure everything will be cool
as long as they don't try
and pull any parental trips
on me.
But if they do, you know me.
l'll just put on
a happy face and dance.