Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990–2000): Season 4, Episode 23 - A Pig Is a Boy Is a Dog - full transcript

Brenda and Donna attend an animal rights rally, and are crestfallen when the university refuses to suspend animal testing. After Rocky dies of cancer, Brenda becomes involved with a small group of radicals. She serves as lookout when the group breaks into the university research building and tries in vain to save Andrea's lab (which does not harm animals in its testing). Brenda is arrested. Kelly and Brandon are furious when Dylan refuses to fund Lucinda's film. He finally tells Kelly that Lucinda came on to him. Brandon breaks up with Lucinda and Kelly confesses her kiss with Brandon. Dylan races over to the Walsh house to fight Brandon, but the tension is defused when he accidentally punches Steve.

Come on, Rocky, pick up the pace.
Let's get moving.

Don't worry, Rocky.

You know what? You take your time.

Nice work.

Well, maybe he needs a rest.

Donna, what he needs is exercise.

He's more out of shape than I am.

Don't you listen to David.

You are the most wonderful dog
in the whole wide world.

And this afternoon, Brenda and I
are going to an animal rights meeting

to make sure they never experiment
on doggies like you again.



What's the matter?

I think he's saying,
"Less talk, more rub. "

Here, how's that?

Hey, what's this?
New fashion statement, Bren?

Very interesting.

It's for Rocky.

Although you could use it more.

I didn't realize
I was dogging it these days.

No, just straying a bit.

So is it Kelly
you're slipping away with every night?

Oh, you'd really love to see her
and Dylan break up, wouldn't you?

Me? I only want what's best for you.

Sorry, it's not Kelly.

I didn't really think so.
You left behind your new cologne



when you went off with her
last weekend.

Don't you have
any ex-fianc?s to harass?

Brandon, it's obvious
that you're seeing someone serious.

And you promised me
that I would be the first to know.

Did I?

Well, actually,
you're gonna be the second.

Kelly already knows.

Thanks a lot.

Hey, I'm sorry.

I had to tell her.
She's been covering for me.

Why do you need a cover?

Because I've been seeing Lucinda,
okay?

Lucinda?

As in Lucinda Nicholson,
my teacher?

The same.

How long has this been going on?

A while.

Is that why she broke up
with her husband?

Man, you sound like Josh Richland.

- Hey, I'm on your side.
- Good.

Then you'll forget
what I just told you.

My butt's hanging
way over the line on this.

I'm on the task force, she's a teacher.
It's not a good thing.

- I understand.
- Good.

And with that, I bid you fondly.

I'm going to meet Steve
at a golf course.

Golf?

My sentiments exactly.

You and Lucinda Nicholson.
That is so hot.

Sorry, not another word.

One decaf.

Oh, the new Condor.

I see that the animal rights issue
made front-page news.

Yeah, it would seem
the trustees are voting

whether or not to ban animal testing
in all the university labs.

Yeah, Donna and Brenda
are really getting into the thick of it.

So where do you stand?
Testing or no testing?

Well, I don't know. I think equating
the death of broiler chickens

to Schindler's List is a little extreme,

but a lot of it's cruel
and unnecessary.

Did the article on Brandon
come out yet?

No, but they have some lovely
candid shots of your weekend there.

That was taken at a square dance.

How many do-si-dos
did you and your partner do?

Please.

Well, you do take a lot of what
Lucinda Nicholson says to heart.

And, Kel, we both know the woman
defines monogamy

as jumping into the sack
with one person at a time.

I don't get it. Why do you have
all this animosity towards Lucinda?

I'm just kidding, Kel.

No, I don't think so.

In fact, I think that the real reason you
don't wanna finance her documentary

is because she is a strong woman
with a feminist point of view

and you can't handle it.

Yeah. Can you picture this?

Me standing there quaking
in the shadow

of Lucinda Nicholson's
gargantuan feminist intellect.

Well, all I know is last week,
you loved her proposal.

And this week I decided
not to back the project.

I have the right to change my mind.

Yes, you do.

But let's just have her over for dinner
and we'll talk this out.

Kel...

If you still don't wanna back the film,
I will understand.

But if we don't give her
a second chance,

she's just gonna think
we're a bunch of kids,

and I wouldn't be able
to face her again.

I don't know.

Come on. Please.

You're cheating. You know that.

Thank you.

Hey, I thought you were Walsh's girl.

Brandon and I are just friends.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Last weekend, it looked like you guys
were practically swapping spit.

Why don't you do the planet a favor?
Call Dr. Kevorkian.

Steve, I've known you
for four years, man.

When did you learn how to play golf?

Well, it's like driving a car, Brandon.

Once you learn how to do it,
it's natural.

So you've had a few lessons, huh?

Well, when I was
in junior high school,

my dad tried to turn me
into the next Jack Nicklaus.

Well, I'd say he did a pretty good job.

You know, C.U.'s got a golf team.
You should try and go out for it.

There's no way.

If I join the golf team, that would
make my father way too happy.

Seriously, if playing golf
is so painful for you,

how come you entered in this
father-and-son golf tournament?

No, never mind me.
What's up with you, pal?

What's going on with you and Kelly?
People are talking.

Yeah, well, people have
empty, squalid lives, Steve.

Come on, Brandon. Confess, deny,

show me a secret video,
a Polaroid, anything.

It's just politics, man.

She helps me out with the task force
and that's all that's on the agenda.

I am sorry to hear that, man.

I was hoping you were
a better politician than that.

In the past year alone, the movement
has had enormous successes.

Burdick Industries halted
their barbaric experiments

on one-week-old puppies.

Arcadia University suspended funding

for a series of grotesque experiments
on pregnant monkeys.

Look, we have every reason
to believe that the board of trustees

is going to vote to ban all
animal testing at California University

when they convene
in two days, people.

But to make sure
that they decide to do the right thing,

it's really important that we have
a huge turnout at the rally.

That's right. So thank you for your
passion and your commitment.

- And we'll see you then.
- Thanks.

- So, what are you gonna do now?
- I don't know.

Allan, that was incredible.
And I just want you to know

that Donna and I will do
anything we can to help.

Great. So how's Rocky?
Have you heard anything?

Yeah, we just got him back
from the lab.

That's great.
Let's hope he's all right.

A lot of times,
these animals are really sick.

- Oh, not Rocky.
- Well, that's good.

And thanks for all your help.

So, what do you think?

I'd march in his army any day.

Well, it looks like your task force
accomplished its mission.

Yeah, and you know,
the best part for me

was how we worked out a national
strategy with the other schools.

Dylan didn't mind
you going off with Kelly?

Well, why should he?
I mean, they're not an item.

- Are they?
- No, mother.

- Hi, honey.
- Hey, Bren.

- What's that smell?
- Dinner.

It's red meat, isn't it?

I'll pass. There's no way
that I can eat animal flesh.

Not after the meeting
I just came from.

That was
that animal rights thing, right?

Yes. And it was quite an education.

You know, we have no right
to impose our power on other species.

It is totally immoral.
We might as well eat our young.

Listen, Bren,
if you wanna become a vegetarian,

that's really cool,
but before you get too crazy,

those boots aren't exactly made
out of broccoli, chief.

Brandon, I'm changing my diet first,
then my leather products.

Okay.

I'll get it.

Why can't she ever
do anything halfway?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Is Brandon here?

Brandon, Kelly's here.

You know.

So, what's the problem?

Dylan doesn't wanna back
Lucinda's film.

But he's willing to have dinner with her
to reconsider the whole thing.

And I still think that there's
a good chance he can come around.

Lf...

If what?

If you'll come to dinner too.

Kelly, the fewer people that know
about me and Lucinda, the better.

Yeah, I know.

But he's getting
a little weird about you and me.

I just don't think it'll work
unless you come.

You didn't tell him what almost
happened between us, did you?

No, but he saw the picture
in the Condor.

And even though he says he's joking,
obviously it's bothering him.

Great.

But if he sees
that you're dating Lucinda,

then it could just
smooth everything over.

Kelly, I am not dating Lucinda.

We're just sleeping together.

Why won't he back her film?

I think it's because
he's intimidated by her.

But if he sees
that you're comfortable with her,

then he'll be comfortable
with her too.

Hurry, David. I think he needs water.

There you go, boy.

Look, Rocky, doesn't that look nice?

Rocky.

What's the matter with him?
He won't eat, he won't drink.

He hasn't been right all day, Donna.

Should I give him some food?

I already tried that.

Listen, first thing tomorrow morning,
I'm gonna take him to the vet.

Well, you don't think he's sick,
do you?

I don't know, but we gotta find out.

David, what if something's
wrong with him?

Don't worry, we'll take care of him.

Come on, Rocky. Good boy.

Look. Good boy.

Yeah, see, it's gonna be all right.

It'll be all right.

You're mad, aren't you?

No. More like betrayed.

I'm sorry.

Keeping us a secret from everyone
has been next to impossible.

Who else knows besides Kelly?

My sister.

Swell. Two students from my class.

It's a nightmare.

I could've just blown Kelly off,
told her dinner was a bad idea

and you never would've known.

You couldn't even keep a secret
about not keeping a secret.

No. I know how much
your film means to you.

And I know how little
the money means to Dylan.

Listen, Brandon,
I've already embarrassed myself once.

Okay, Dylan made up his mind,
he didn't wanna get involved.

- Let's move on, okay?
- Lucinda.

If you get your film funded,

then maybe you can become
a full-time filmmaker.

Then just maybe you and I
can go out in public somewhere.

You ever think of that?

Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry.

I know you're under pressure too.

And I know Dylan.

If all of us are there
and we work him a little bit,

maybe he'll come around.

And you're willing
to help convince him?

Funny,
that's what I've been trying to say.

Ms. Nicholson,
can I talk to you a minute?

Oh, man, it's Josh Richland.
You gotta get rid of him.

- Yes?
- Hi.

I'm Josh Richland from the Condor.

I hope this isn't about a subscription.

No.

I guess this is a bad time,
but I'd like to interview you

for an article I'm finishing up
on Brandon Walsh.

You know Brandon, right?

Sure.

Why don't you come by my office
tomorrow and we can talk?

Okay. That was easy.

- Have a good night.
- You too.

How'd he know I was here?

I have no idea, but I can't dodge
any more bullets like that.

Me neither.

So we'll do the dinner
tomorrow night?

You, me, Kelly and Dylan.

Yeah, maybe it does have
its possibilities.

I've never thrown a dinner party.

I probably bought way too much food,
but I'm still nervous it's not enough.

Well, as long as there are
no more surprise guests.

You're not upset with me
for inviting Brandon, are you?

No, of course not.

I really appreciate
all the trouble you're going to.

Anything to help.

Your weekend with Brandon seems
to have done him a world of good.

I don't know what went on up there,
but whatever it was,

he's come back a new man.

Come to tomorrow's rally.
Stand up for animal rights.

Don't let the torture
of innocent animals go on any longer.

- What's up, Bren?
- Hey.

David, what did the vet say
about Rocky?

Not too much.
But he seems to be doing better.

- Did he have anything to eat?
- Yeah, I fed him when we got home.

That is such a relief.

Oh, Andrea, you know about
tomorrow's rally, right?

You guys know
how I feel about this stuff.

Why don't you just come over
and look at some literature?

- It might change your mind.
- All right.

Listen, Bren,
I finally got Rocky's blood test back,

and the vet says there's
nothing more he can do for him.

He has cancer.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what I'm gonna do
about Donna. I mean, should I tell her?

You might wanna wait
for the right time.

Yeah.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

I can't believe you guys are involved
with this mindless kind of radicalism.

It isn't mindless.

You're always the one who believes
in standing up for a good cause.

That is, unless you think
the abuse of innocent animals

doesn't count for anything.

You know, Brenda,
there is another side to this.

Come on,
I wanna show you something.

If you guys
are gonna protest something,

at least see what it's all about
before you try to tear it apart.

Welcome to Lab 33.

- What are they doing?
- Behavioral research.

They're studying
the sleeping patterns of cats.

Oh, that's just what the world needs.

Bren, have a little faith.

The work here may be the only hope
we have in finding a cure for SIDS.

Wait, Andrea,
speak English or I'm leaving.

I'm sorry, SIDS is short
for sudden infant death syndrome.

It's the leading killer
of babies in their first year of life.

That's right, I've heard of it.
They don't know what causes it.

That's what's so heartbreaking.
I mean, there are no warning signs.

Every year, 10,000 babies die of crib
death because we don't understand

how the brain controls
breathing during sleep.

I'm sure putting electrodes
in these animals' skulls

isn't very pleasant for them either.

I know it looks awful,
but they don't feel a thing.

You guys,
I had the same concerns you did.

But I checked out
Dr. Reardon's approach.

She does everything possible
to minimize suffering.

So that makes it all right?

You know, it may seem cruel,

but if experimenting on these animals
can help find a cure,

I'm sorry, I can live with that.

I mean, who knows?

What's learned here
could maybe help save my baby's life.

I had no idea.

Look, maybe this lab
is doing worthwhile research,

but I'm sure that it's the exception.

- Look, Brenda...
- Andrea.

You have your opinion
and I have mine, okay?

Donna, come on, let's go.

Very impressive.
Where'd you get all this stuff?

It pays to have a mother with fine taste
in crystal and bone china.

I wouldn't know.
Be sure and tell me which fork to use.

All right, maybe I should take away
the floral arrangement.

Kel, relax. It's perfect.

Really, everything looks great.
Why the fourth setting, though?

I was gonna just tell you about that.

See, it's been kind of a hectic day,
and you were out surfing.

Well, I invited
Lucinda's boyfriend to come.

She has a boyfriend already?

The woman's been divorced
for 15 minutes. Who is this guy?

He must be a piece of work.

Actually, it's Brandon.

Don't you think you'd better get that?

Lucinda, Brandon.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Dylan, this place is incredible.

California Craftsman.
When was it built?

Late teens, early '20s?

Something like that, yeah.

Why don't I give you the grand tour?

Yes.

Well, bro,
I guess the cat's out of the bag.

I would say the cat hasn't even begun
to show her face yet, man.

But since when did Lucinda
recruit you for fundraising duty?

Hey, it's a great project.
You said so yourself.

Did I say that?

Come on, Rocky.
Come on, take your medicine.

Come on, I know it doesn't taste good,
but it's gonna make you all well.

Come on.

What are we gonna do?

Maybe if we put a blanket over him
to keep him warm.

I'll get it.

Listen, Donna, I don't think
you should expect too much.

What do you mean?
You said he was getting better.

Yeah, well, I didn't wanna hurt you,

but the fact is, he's pretty sick.

Well, that's why he has to take
his medicine so he can get well, right?

You've gotta tell her, David.

Tell me what?

Donna...

Rocky has cancer.

Cancer?

Yeah. The vet says he thinks
it's about time we put him to sleep.

How can you say that?
He's gonna get well, okay?

Yeah. You're gonna be okay.

Kelly, this cr?me br?l?e is delicious.
Did you make it yourself?

I bought it myself.

No, thanks, Kel. Really, it's great.

You know,
you might wanna consider

letting Kel here work on the old menu
there at chez Peach Pit.

Maybe.

Well, why don't we get back
to why we're here?

Brandon, you've seen the film.
What do you think?

I'm far more interested
in what Dylan thinks of it.

Well, I'm no Roger Ebert,
but it looked okay to me.

I hope you have good luck with it.

Thank you.

Maybe you could go over your
marketing ideas for us one more time.

We've already done that.

There is money to be made
when it's sold to television.

I mean, it has a built-in audience.

Every woman in America
is gonna wanna see it.

Sounds like what you guys need
is a woman producer,

a woman distributor.

You know, Lucinda,
I think it's probably time we left.

Yeah, I think we reached that point
a long time ago.

- Kelly, thanks for everything.
- Thanks.

You guys, look, I'm really sorry.
I don't know what got into him.

- It's okay. Don't be mad at him.
- No, be furious. Good night.

- Good night, Kelly.
- Bye.

Thank you for ruining
my first dinner party.

I just didn't know
any other way to handle it.

You know, I don't care so much
that you don't wanna help her out.

But I don't understand
why you had to be so rude.

She's somebody
who means a lot to me.

Why? When you grow up,
you wanna be just like her?

Yeah, maybe I do.

You know what?

The only person that you hurt
here tonight was yourself.

This is gonna be a great film
and you're not gonna be part of it.

Don't worry about me, Kel.
Worry about Brandon.

Why? Because he's got
an incredible woman?

What? Are you jealous?

Yeah.

Yeah, your role model,
she is so incredible.

When you and Brandon were having
your little square dance last weekend,

she tried to use some of that
Guatemalan mumbo jumbo

to get me into bed.

What are you talking about? Why
would she do something like that?

You think she wants
your money so bad?

Well, I thought so at first.

But actually, I think
it's a little more basic than that, Kel.

I just happened to be
the closest available warm body.

You have lost it.

Hey, how nice
was I supposed to be, huh?

Did you want me to sleep with her?

He ate and slept?

Well, Donna, that's great.

- What's crazy?
- Oh, nothing.

I was just thinking that maybe
the reason Rocky chose us

is because he knew
we could help him get better.

Well, you're certainly
making me feel better.

Look, I've got to go if I'm gonna
catch a ride with my mom to school.

So I'll see you at the rally.

Yeah. I just hope Andrea
understands why we're doing it.

Let's hope
the board of trustees understands.

Get there early, all right?
We wanna be in front.

Okay. Bye.

Rocky's feeling better, huh?

Yeah, he had a good night's sleep.

At least somebody did.

Why? Your double date
get a little confusing?

Dylan totally bailed.

You know,
I'm actually starting to believe

he thinks something's going on
between me and Kelly.

Is there?

That's why I shouldn't be telling you
these things. Have fun at your rally.

We will. Today is the day
C.U. Stops animal testing.

- I'm sure they will.
- Be there or beware.

Give them hell, sis.

Now get out of here.

Are Brenda and Donna running late?

They're at the animal rights rally,
no doubt.

Good for them.

But they're going to miss
our class on folk medicine.

I brought in some artifacts.

Yeah, Kelly?

I didn't think we finished
Wednesday's discussion on fidelity.

Oh, I think it ran its course.

I didn't think we ever really explored
the concept of betrayal.

Well, if you're looking
for an anthropological model,

you can try the Eskimos.

Do they go after each other's mates?

As a matter of fact,
when a man goes off hunting,

he expects other men
to satisfy his wife.

And when the women
go off gathering,

do other women
head straight for their boyfriends?

They might.

It's so much a part of their culture,
they even have a word for it.

It describes the close bond
they all feel for sharing the same lover.

Fortunately, we are not Eskimos.

Or are we?

Kelly, we talked about
how men and women

aren't monogamous by nature.

Traditional monogamy only works

when everyone adheres
to the same morality.

So going after a friend's husband
is actually a natural reflex?

Not quite.

But I do believe, like the Eskimos,
that relationships can be healthier

if people are more honest with each
other about their sexual impulses.

And that's as honest as I can be.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, I'm afraid it does.

Okay. Well, if you all
wanna come up to my desk,

you could check out
some of these different items

which were used by women
who were healers.

The board of trustees' meeting
will be letting out at any minute.

Victory is only seconds away.

An important victory
with historical significance.

Because for once,
this campus is going on record

as saying that life, in all its forms,

is more important than profits.

You can all be proud of yourselves
because we all did it together.

I've just been informed that despite
their assurances to the contrary,

the board of trustees
has voted to table the issue.

What does that mean?

It means
that they've postponed the vote.

They've avoided taking a position.

Therefore, funding
for animal research continues.

- They can't get away with this.
- They promised us.

Animal rights now!

Animal rights now! Come on!

Animal rights now.
Animal rights now.

Animal rights now.
Animal rights now.

Here comes Callahan.
He's one of the trustees.

- Killer!
- Get out of here.

Move out of the way
and let him go, please.

Hey, stop it!
This is a movement against violence.

All right, what do you say
we name him Emmanuel?

For me,
it'd be after my cousin Manny.

And for Andrea,
it'd be after the temple.

- That's good, that's good.
- Right.

And if it's a girl, what, maybe
we should name her Beth Israel.

Well, I'm not gonna
name him Guacamole.

I didn't say Guacamole.

I suggested,
merely suggested, Margarita.

- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Kel.

Wanna sit down
and help us with baby names?

- Brandon.
- No.

We've actually got some business
to discuss. Excuse us.

- Thanks for meeting me.
- You're welcome. What's up?

I don't really know where to start.

You think there's something
going on with them?

I don't know.
I mean, I never would have thought so,

but you should've seen Kelly
in class today.

I mean, she and Lucinda were
supposedly discussing monogamy,

but there was, I don't know,
a whole lot more going on

than a theoretical discussion.

So that's why Dylan's
been acting so weird.

Do you think it could be true?

She's certainly capable of it.

It's not as if she's ever claimed
to be anything other than what she is.

I just never thought
she'd try it with Dylan.

Any more than Dylan ever thought
I would try it with you.

At least some of us know
when to stop ourselves.

But did we stop ourselves
any sooner than Dylan did?

I mean, maybe Lucinda's right.
Maybe under the right circumstances,

we are all capable of betrayal.

This is really bad.

If I wanna have
an honest relationship with Dylan,

I am gonna have to tell him

what happened
between you and me at the retreat.

No, I think
you should let me tell him.

No.

I think it would be best
if I was the one to tell him first.

Come on. Just hang on, Rocky.

Hang on.

You're gonna be all right.

Maybe he'd be more comfortable
if we just let him rest.

I'll just get him some more medicine.

Donna, look.

Maybe you should
just let him go, okay?

I mean, this is no way for him to live.

How can you say that?

Guys, I think he's stopped breathing.

No.

Donna. Donna, I'm sorry.

No.

Brenda, they killed him.

You know that they killed him.

It's just not fair.

They won't get away with this,
Donna.

I won't let them.

You're late. Not like you.

Yeah, well, I got held up
at the Peach Pit talking to Kelly.

I see.

- And now you're all upset.
- Is it true?

There are some things
I need to say...

Why don't you tell me what went on
between you and Dylan?

Are you hungry?

Because I've got
some food over here.

What went on?

Nothing.

When Dylan was here last weekend,

things might have been taken
the wrong way.

I thought he was more like you.
More like me.

So in other words,
you came on to him?

We flirted a little bit.

But I do get the sense
that he was offended.

You make this all sound
so matter-of-fact.

What about us?

Come on, Brandon.

When I did
my Richland interview yesterday,

he told me how cuddly you and Kelly
were up at the retreat.

Now, how is it any different?

Because I feel bad about that.

Dylan's an old friend.

Well, if he is, he'll understand.

Just like I do.

Right, of course.

You have a convenient philosophy
for everything.

Brandon, listen to me.

What happened between me
and Dylan

in no way changes or diminishes
what I feel for you.

I thought you might say that.

But I gotta tell you something.

I don't know
what you are to me anymore.

A fantasy.

Just like you are to me.

No, thanks.

So then we called the vet.

And they said we needed to decide

whether we wanted him
cremated or buried.

You mean, like in a pet cemetery?

Yeah.

I just...
I don't know if I can handle that.

I mean, I want a memorial for him.

You know,
something to remember him by.

I know. It's gonna be okay.

You know, I read somewhere
that the loss of a pet

is actually harder to handle
than the loss of another human being.

I mean, with other people,
our feelings are so complicated.

But with a dog or a cat,
it's just about love.

I know.

So how's Brenda?

She must have had
a hard time with this too.

Yeah, she's pretty torn up about it.

I guess it was a rough week
for all of us.

Why? What's the matter?

I just finished telling Dylan the truth
about my weekend with Brandon.

It was awfully nice
of you and your father

to invite Brandon and Jim
to go golfing next week.

Now if I can only uninvite myself.

- Hi, Dylan.
- Hi.

Well, hurry on in, boys, I'm gonna
put some brownies in the microwave.

Great.

Hey, D. Good to see you.

Yeah, I think we need to have us
a little man-to-man, Brandon.

Yeah, I was coming over to see you
regarding the same matter.

- Come on inside.
- No, I think right here's just fine.

What's going on, ladies?

It's private, Steve. Would you mind
taking these in to my mother?

Yeah.

Look, you know I gotta do this, right?

I'm sorry, bro.

No sorry. You've been getting on my
nerves for weeks and you know it.

Guys, what's going on here?

Listen, Dylan, the problem
has been mine, not yours.

You can say that again. Since I bought
the Pit, you put me on a guilt trip.

I can explain that, all right?

Hey, I lent you my girlfriend,
you made a move on her.

- You made a move on Kelly?
- Nothing happened.

Then you send your little sex freak
over to my house

trying to look for some handout.

It was temporary insanity.
I wasn't thinking with my head.

- You weren't thinking at all.
- Hold on a second.

Let's back up to the part
about the sex freak.

You obviously got some kind
of problem with me, don't you?

Right now's your chance,
make your move.

- Guys.
- I'm not gonna hit you, man.

- Guys.
- You're like a brother to me.

- You have to.
- No, I don't have to.

But if you feel like you wanna hit me,
why don't you go ahead?

All right.

Do you know
how much this nose costs?

God! You know,
I still have two good eyes left.

Perhaps you'd each like
to gouge one of those out.

Get off of me!

This is my fault, guys.

Hey, nothing's your fault
till I say it's your fault, all right?

- It's your fault.
- Thanks.

I was looking forward
to giving you a beating.

I can obviously see now, the beating's
gonna come from Lucinda.

You're telling me.

Look at us.
She's got us at each other's throats.

She's gotta be loving
every minute of this.

Are you seeing Lucinda?

I was.

But no more, man.

- That's over.
- Brandon?

I've got brownies and ice cream
for you and your friends.

Must be us.

Hello, excuse me.

Hello.

- Steve!
- Steve!

Hey, how you feeling there, big fella?

Not loved.

This is crazy.

Keep your voice down.
They can hear you.

I don't care. I don't want anything
to do with these people.

They're terrorists.

Janet, look,
if you'd please keep quiet...

No, forget it. They're gonna discredit
the entire movement.

And you're gonna let them.
I'm out of here.

Look, I still think
we can reason with the trustees.

They tabled the issue,
they didn't defeat it.

Economic loss is the only thing
they understand, Allan.

We went through the same runaround
with Burdick Industries in Seattle.

I guess we have no choice.

I knew she'd change her mind.

- Brenda.
- Hi. Can I come in?

This really isn't a good time.

Look, Rocky died today.

I'm sorry.

I wanna know
what you're gonna do about it.

Who knows how many more animals
are in there?

How many are gonna die
unless we do something now?

Well, actually,
that's what we've been discussing.

Do you really think talk
is gonna do anything to stop it?

No, but action will.

Brenda, what are you doing here?

Welcome.

Oh, no.

I think the fewer people
involved in this, the better, right?

We have to build for the future.

I look at Brenda
and I see myself ten years ago.

Wait.

Are you a member
of any law-enforcement agency?

- Excuse me?
- FBI, L.A.P.D., ATF?

If you are, you are required by law
to admit it now.

- Of course not.
- Good.

- Join us.
- No, wait.

I don't think this is a good idea.
We don't know anything about this girl.

You know, I am as committed
to this cause as anyone here.

Jonathan, she's all right.

We know nothing about her, Harvey.

I say she's in.

Okay, let's work out some strategy.

Allan, you make sure
you got an alibi.

You can't be anywhere near the labs
when it goes down.

How can I not be a part of it?

You'll be the obvious suspect.

We need you free
to continue the work.

And Brenda will be a perfect lookout.

Just another student
roaming the halls.

What do you say, Brenda?

I'll do whatever it takes.

Good.

I can't believe that you and Brandon
would ever actually come to blows.

And all because of me.

Yeah, he's just lucky
Sanders was there.

It would've gotten really nasty.

Yeah, joke all you want.

But I am flattered.

I guess when it comes down to it,
I'm just an old-fashioned girl.

Well, that's a good thing,

because I am certainly
an old-fashioned guy.

You know, possessive,
vindictive, yet tender.

Tender?

After tonight,
maybe they'll take us seriously.

Okay, Brenda,
you'll be posted in the hall.

If anybody shows up,
starts asking any questions,

start talking loud enough
so we can hear.

Remember, you're a student
working in one of the labs.

You're just taking a break.
First time's always the hardest.

I'll be fine.

Here it is, Lab 33. Do your thing.

Wait, what are you doing?

Keep your voice down.

You don't understand.
This lab isn't like that.

Brenda, calm down.

They are doing research
on infant death syndrome.

- They're not hurting the animals.
- No, just enslaving them.

You've got to go to the other labs.

We will. This connects to the others.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait in the hallway.
They know what they're doing.

- FBI. Now get your hands up.
- What's going on?

You have the right to remain silent.

If you give up that right
to remain silent,

anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney

and have that attorney present
during questioning.

If you so desire
and cannot afford one,

one will be appointed to you
without cost by the court.

Do you understand each of these
rights as I've explained them to you?

Do you wish to give up
the right to remain silent?

Do you wish to give up your right
to speak to an attorney

and have him present
during questioning?

Hi, I'm Tori Spelling,

and this is one of my favorite co-stars,
Pound Cake.

And as you can see,
we're both alive and well

and happy you watched
our 100th episode tonight.

And on behalf of everyone involved
with the making of 90210,

I would just like to say thank you.

And Rocky would like to say: