Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990–2000): Season 4, Episode 15 - Somewhere in the World It's Christmas - full transcript

You know, I'm so glad we didn't rush
over there on an early flight.

This way, we get to spend

a traditional Christmas-Eve-day
supper in our own home.

Yeah, who wants to rush off
to Hawaii anyway?

Brandon, are you making fun
of me?

No, Mom, I would never do that.

As a matter of fact,
this is the best Christmas luau

you've ever whipped up.

I'm especially fond
of your cranberry and poi chutney.

Brandon's on a roll.

Well, I happen to agree with Mom.



I'm glad we decided
to take the later flight.

This way we all got to sleep in.

Anything to avoid the flight
over the ocean, huh, sis?

Brenda, you're not anxious
about flying, are you?

No, not really.

Mom, would you pass me
the sweet potatoes, please?

Sure, honey,

but first, I would just like
to take a moment to give thanks

and say how blessed I feel

to be spending another Christmas

with the people I love most
in the world.

Amen.

Sure beats the first Christmas
we had here, huh, Mom?

What are you talking about?



Our first Christmas in California
was lovely.

Talk about a selective memory.

Really, Mom, have you
completely forgotten

what happened that year?

It was like a 100 degrees out,
we were in the middle of a drought

and you were
incredibly homesick.

You were none too pleased with
the pathetic-looking Christmas tree

that Dad and I brought home.

Jim, what happened to the tree?
I mean, it's...

I think the word you're looking for
is dead, Mom.

Oh, it's not really dead,
it's just kind of wilted.

Oh, yes, it's starting
to come back to me.

Do you remember Santa Claus?

Oh, who could forget Santa?

Where did you ever find
that guy anyway?

Hey, he found me.

Remember, I was working
at that trendy boutique on Robertson

with that creep, Deidre,
who kicked him out

even though he wasn't
hurting anyone.

Very funny.
Would you mind leaving, please?

Aren't you in need
of some Christmas cheer?

All I'm in need of
is a security guard

to keep nutcases like you
out of here.

And then the cops
started hassling him.

I don't have any ID.

- Where do you live?
- North Pole.

Smart. You got a place to live, pal?

- What's going on here?
- Don't worry about it.

I know this guy.

You do?

Yeah, he's Santa Claus.

And one thing led to another.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry... Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Jim Walsh.

- Saint Nick.
- Saint Nick.

Brenda, you can't just bring
some strange guy

off the street home for dinner.

Why not? Look, it is Christmas
and he is Santa Claus.

Well, who knows who's lurking
under that beard?

My instincts tell me
that he's harmless.

Oh, that makes me feel
a lot better.

Well, fortunately for us,

Santa Claus turned out to be
a wonderful person.

You know what I remember most
about that guy?

The same thing
we all remember the most.

You see, for over 40 years,

Mrs. Claus and I lived
in a big house high up on a hill.

And she made the most wonderful
Christmas dinner.

We had a big tree with loads
of presents for lots of little elves.

But the elves grew up
and they moved away.

And even though it was only she
and Santa left in this big house,

she still made the most splendid
Christmas dinners.

But last year, Mrs. Claus died.

And as far as I was concerned,
Christmas died with her.

I wanted to pretend that Christmas
didn't exist anymore.

But I was beginning to believe

the only place Santa belonged
in this town was in jail.

Until that girl took in
a lonely, old man for dinner.

Hey, Mom, if that's Santa Claus,

tell him I can get him a deal
on some stuffed reindeer.

- Oh, stop.
- Hey.

When's the shuttle coming
to pick us up?

Plane doesn't leave
for another four hours.

Yeah, ho, ho, ho,
and a Merry Christmas.

If it isn't Dylan, what are you,
Santa's little helper?

Something like that. Anyway,
I bring you presents, all of you.

- Merry Christmas.
- Oh, thank you, Dylan.

Could you give this to Iris
when you get to Maui?

I'd be happy to.
I can't wait to see her.

So where are you gonna spend
the holidays, son?

Oh, thanks, bro.

I'm going to Baja.

Baja California.

Favorite recreation spot
of Brenda Walsh.

Thank you.

Dylan, sit down
and join us, please,

as we take another long trip
down memory lane.

Let's not and say we did.

There you go.
Merry Christmas, everybody.

I bid you adieu, have a great trip
and I'll see you later.

Oh, won't you sit down
and eat with us?

No, I can't. I got one more stop
to make.

But you know what, Cind,
do yourself a favor.

When you get to Maui,
it's so beautiful,

you're gonna sit there,
look out over the volcano,

catch one of those sunrises.
You know what I'm saying?

- See you.
- Bye.

I didn't know Dylan
was such a fool for Christmas.

Yeah, me either.

Now, this one my mom bought

in this little, tiny shop
right outside of Carmel.

It's the first one
from my collection.

Now, these two,
they're my favorites.

They're from Belgium

and I always hang them
right at the top of the tree

so they could see
the whole world.

Dylan, what are you doing here?
I thought you'd be in Baja by now.

Well, you two are my last stop.

Oh, don't look now but you're
standing under the mistletoe.

Well, signed, sealed, delivered.
I'm here, I'm yours.

Go for it, Donna.

Donna, Merry Christmas.

Oh, thank you.

And Donna, happy birthday.

Oh, you...

Yeah.

Okay, that's good, guys. Hi.

Hey, little lady,
don't you worry about it.

I got a sack full of gifts for you
right here

and one for your little sister.

That's so sweet. Erin's out of town
with Jackie until New Year's.

But I'll give it to her
as soon as she gets back.

I'll be back for New Year's Eve
so you don't make any plans.

I wouldn't think of it.

Hey, what's up, Dylan?

Silverado, brother, you look like
a man on a mission.

Yeah, well, my dad's having
some friends over tonight

so this is what I'm wearing.

Hey, you look really nice.

- Yeah, you do.
- Thanks.

Listen, I'll be back
in a couple hours.

Well, we'll be here.

Great. Take care of yourself.

Take it easy.

What's wrong with him?

Nothing, he's okay.

It's just the whole custody fight.
Been kind of brutal on him.

But, you know,
Kelly here could be a big girl,

and bury the ax for one evening.

Donna, if I go to Mel's, Jackie's
gonna think that I'm on his side.

- Kelly.
- It's a question of loyalty.

And I can't do it.

But you could if you wanted to.

Help.

Hey, give credit
where credit is due.

Donna is the master manipulator.

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

Oh, I would.

- Sorry, guys, you're on your own.
- Traitor.

Well, ladies, I hate to do it,

but I'm gonna have
to be saying adios for now.

However, I'm under
the mistletoe again, so...

Oh, what a shot, Kel.

- Take it easy, Donna.
- Thank you.

- Have fun.
- But not too much fun.

Hey.

Since you two got back together,

he has been
a completely different person.

I mean, I've never seen him
so upbeat and Christmas-y.

Yeah, I don't know.

Professor Waigner says that
a lot of people use the holidays

to hide how lonely they really are.

God knows Dylan has enough
bad memories

about this time of year.

You know, Kel,
and I don't mean this as criticism,

those psychology classes
you've been taking?

I think you've been taking them
a little too seriously.

I hope you're right.

Thanks for coming.

I never expected to see you here.

Why?

Well, because I just figured that...

That you kind of hated me
right about now.

No.

No, I don't hate you, Dad.

But when I think
about all the Christmases

that I spent alone with the maid
while you were off in the Bahamas,

or skiing, or somewhere
with one of your girlfriends,

I guess I finally wanted you to know

what it was like
to be lonely at Christmas.

Then I remembered
how much it hurt.

As much as I wanted to,

I just couldn't leave you hanging
on Christmas Eve.

Yeah.

Well, you know something,
son, I...

You know, sometimes, I think
of this place as like a monastery,

and I'm this monk.

Because all I do
is think about you, Dylan.

And what a strong son I have

who's out there in the world
all alone, just like I was.

Dad!

Jack!

Hi, are you Dylan McKay?

I don't know, who's asking?

Well, I'm an old friend
of your father's.

He said that if I was ever in town,
I should look you up.

He's dead.

I'm sorry.

We've caught you
at a bad time, haven't we?

Sort of, yeah, I need
to get out of here right now.

Well, we won't bother you, then.

But would you happen to know
of a decent motel

anywhere near the bus station?

I don't really know
that part of town very well.

I'm sorry.

Do you want to use my phone?

Are you sure
it isn't too much trouble?

Come on in, it's fine.

I'm Suzanne Steele,
this is my daughter, Erica.

Hi.

Can I get you anything to drink?

Would you like coffee,
water, soda?

Coffee would be great.

- Anything you have will be fine.
- Okay.

There's a phone book
in the table right there.

Mom, I don't feel right
about being here.

Oh, honey, we've come this far.
We can't back out now.

Listen, just do exactly
what we talked about on the bus.

We'll get through this, I promise.

- Cream and sugar?
- That will be fine.

I'll get it.

- Is that the shuttle?
- No, it's King Kamehameha.

- Of course, it's the shuttle.
- Oh, God.

- Do you have the tickets?
- Right here.

Well, Kaanapali Beach,
here we come.

Hi, I was just in the neighborhood,

I thought I'd drop by
and see how you're all doing.

We'll be doing a lot better
if we can finally get to the airport.

Oh, that's right. You're supposed
to be going to Hawaii.

And I think our van
has just pulled up.

Yup, I'll get the bags.

Brandon, before you do that,
can I just talk to you real quick?

- Sure, come on.
- Thanks.

So, what's up?

I was hoping you could give me
some ecumenical advice.

Jesse invited me to go
with his family to midnight Mass

which I'm sure,
will be fascinating.

But the truth is I have never
stepped foot inside of a church,

let alone on Christmas Eve.

So I was hoping that you could
tell me exactly what takes place

at a midnight Mass
on Christmas Eve

in a Catholic church.

I don't know, you could call
the Vatican hotline and ask them.

- Oh, you're a lot of help.
- I'm also a Presbyterian.

I've never been inside
a Catholic church either.

But I'm sure
it'll be very interesting.

You don't happen to have
the number

for the Vatican hotline, do you?

Merry Christmas, chief.

Happy Hanukkah.

- Want some more orange juice?
- Help!

Help!

Help!

Well, we better be going

or you're never gonna get down
to Mexico.

That's the funny thing
about Mexico.

It's been there awhile,
it will probably be there tomorrow.

You know, I can't get over
how much you look like your father.

From the way you say that,
you must've known him well.

Well, it was a long time ago.

He liked to take me
on business trips.

I see, sort of like
a traveling companion.

And from a sassy kid
right off the farm,

it was quite a thrill seeing places
like Hong Kong, Jamaica...

Your father meant a lot to me.

Well, I can see why.

You were obviously
well taken care of.

And I know he liked to light
your cigarettes, that kind of thing.

Please, don't be offended by that.

It's just that Jack's been dead
for over a year now,

and that seems an awful long time

for someone to pay
their condolences.

I wanted to get in touch with you

the moment I heard
about Jack's death.

But the truth is,
I just didn't know what to say.

And then it started to rain...

I realize how distracting
the pitter-patter of raindrops can be.

If you lived on the banks
of the Mississippi like we did,

and lost everything you had
in the world in the flood like we did,

I seriously doubt you'd be
making jokes about the rain.

You know, the only reason
I bothered

to get in touch with you
in the first place was...

I promised my daughter I'd take her
to Disneyland for a couple of days

to help her forget that she's been
living in a Red Cross shelter

for the last six months.

Thanks so much for the coffee.

We don't wanna put you out
any longer than we already have.

Let her sleep.

I'll get you a blanket.

Oh, thank you.

Yes, you know
you're traveling in first class

when they bring you
your macadamia nuts

before you even take off.

You know, I could ask
the flight attendant

to bring you a bottle of Xanax.

Brandon, it's gonna be a very long
flight unless you stop teasing me.

I just never knew you had
a phobia about flying, that's all.

- I'm your brother...
- Bran, I do not have a phobia.

I just don't like taking off
or landing.

That's a phobia.

I like this.

I think your mother's finally
learned to enjoy the good life.

I've always been able
to enjoy the good life.

I just never have felt comfortable

in the role of the Beverly Hills
society matron.

Except that time that you came
to the boutique

dressed up like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

I don't think I know about this.

- It was Mom's finest hour.
- Well, what happened?

Well, basically, when Brenda
was working at that boutique,

her boss was ripping off
her commissions.

And treating me like dirt.

So we decided to teach her
a lesson.

No, I mean, it isn't you.

And I'm wondering
if I need all those blouses.

I don't know, you just have
such good taste.

Why don't you leave there
whatever you don't want

and I'll have the girl
put them away for you?

And I really don't need
the scarves or the shoes.

- You don't?
- No, I don't.

No scarves, no shoes,
no hundred-dollar wrinkle creams.

And I really don't need you telling me
how much you love my good taste,

or how happy this will make me,
or how great I'll look,

or how much I deserve this,
or how much I deserve that.

And most of all, I really
don't need you kissing my butt

to pad your commission

while you treat
your employees badly.

Isn't that a great story?

Yup, it was so good you didn't
even notice we took off.

- No way.
- Hey, look, I think that's our house.

Just kidding, sit down.

Yoo-hoo.

Donna.

Face it, there is no way out.
You are trapped.

Yeah, I guess I am.

Merry Christmas.

Let's go.

These candies are good.
Want some?

You unwrapped all
of Dylan's presents?

No, just this one.

I was hungry.

Well, I bet there'll be lots
of yummies at Mel's party.

Are you sure
you don't wanna come with us?

Donna, would you give it
a rest already?

What was your professor saying
about people being depressed

during the holidays? Jeez.

Good idea, Ernie, a toast.

To my big brother, Jordan,
the richest man in town.

Suzanne.

Let her sleep.

I feel very badly.

I mean, first, we barge in on you,

and now we're sabotaging
your travel plans.

Don't worry about it.
It's not a problem.

I'll get there eventually. But tonight,
I think you guys should stay here.

Oh, no, we couldn't
put you out like that.

No, of course you could.
It's not a problem at all.

In a while, I'll go down
the canyon, get us some dinner...

No, no, Dylan...

Come on, you can't come to L.A.
And not have a megaburger,

trust me.

You're very generous.

Well, you know what they say.
Like father, like son.

Must be kind of a family thing.

Sort of like mother, like daughter.

You've got a beautiful kid there.

I don't know where I'd be
without her.

Suzanne, let me
ask you something,

and I don't mean to pry,
but what about Erica's father?

Did he just leave you hanging
or what?

Well, you could say that.

He died last year.

I'm so sorry.

- Were they close?
- No.

It's what the world needs,
another absentee father.

I gotta tell you, I was gonna slam
the door right in your face.

And I would have, but I looked
at that little girl

and something special happened.

Did I say something?

Jack was her father, Dylan.

What?

Jack was her father.

Erica is your sister.

We seem to be passing through
a little rough patch, folks.

So if you're not moving
around the cabin,

you might wanna stay buckled up.

Looking a little shaky there,
Island Man?

I think I just ate
a few too many macadamia nuts.

But thank you for your concern.

Well, I have been reading
this brochure from the hotel.

We can take a luxury
Watsu water treatment at the spa.

But they do have one rule.

Guests are not allowed to study
for finals

while using the facilities, sorry.

That's why I'm trying to get through
this book before we get there.

Brandon, when exactly did you start
becoming so compulsive

- about school?
- I am not compulsive.

It's just after midterms,
I figured I had a good shot

at getting straight A's
this semester, that's all.

You sound like Andrea.

What are you saying?
I've become too studious?

No, not really.

But you are saying
I've changed a lot.

Brandon, I think all of us
have changed a lot this year.

All except one.

Nat, why is it every Christmas

there's always something major
going on in my life?

Two years ago, I ran away
on a bus to New Mexico

to try and find my birth mother.

Turns out, she's dead.

Last year, I break into the school
trying to change my grades,

I almost get expelled.

Are you telling me you're in
the same kind of hot water again?

It ain't pretty, Nat.

I got busted breaking
into a professor's office.

Oh, Steve.

It was a fraternity prank.
Come on, it's all part of hazing.

Fortunately, the professor's
gonna step up to the plate

and the school's
not gonna press charges.

Oh, so, what's the problem?

I think one of my fraternity brothers
set me up.

So find a new fraternity.

My father was a KEG president.

If I disown them, he'll disown me.

Well, you just have
to come clean with your dad.

Thanks, Nat.

I was hoping for something
a little more illuminating from you.

Merry Christmas.

I say we just pick up
where we left off.

No, David, I don't think so.

Donna, let me spend the night.

How often are both your parents
out of town?

No.

Oh, it's too soon,
I can see that.

No, I'm not gonna do that
with anybody.

You mean, ever?

Want some eggnog?

No, thanks, I'm fine.

Get real, David, you're not fine.

I can see it in your face

and it really hurts me
to see you like this.

Dad, I'm doing the best I can.

I know you are, David,
but it's Christmas Eve.

You gotta put this custody business
with Jackie out of your mind.

Believe me,
the last thing on my mind

is your marital problems.

You have gotta try these
pizza rolls, they're dee-lish.

No, thanks.

It's your exchange.

Great. Every holiday, never fails.

Hello, this is Dr. Silver.

Oh, Mel, look, I'm sorry
to bother you

but I didn't know who else to call.

Kel, what's wrong?

I cracked my tooth open
eating a hard piece of candy

and my mouth is throbbing.

Look, I know it's Christmas Eve

but do you know of a pharmacy
or something

I can get a prescription?

Yeah, sure, get a pen
and some paper

and I'll tell you what to do.

Hey, Nat.

Hey, what are you doing here?
I thought you were in Baja.

Oh, to tell you the truth, Nat,
I wish I was.

Yeah, well, your loss is our gain.

Roll up your sleeves and give us
a hand getting this stuff

ready for tomorrow.

I can't, Nat.

Oh, come on, Dylan.

You're always saying how much
you wanna help the homeless.

Now I'm giving you a chance,
and you're flaking out on me.

Listen, I already tried to help
two lost souls today, okay?

I don't know
if they're scamming me.

But this woman shows up
on my doorstep,

claims she's the mother of
Jack McKay's long-lost daughter.

- What?
- Yeah.

I told them I'd get them
something to eat.

Will you fix me some
of this stuff up quick?

Yeah, sure.

Now I know what people mean
by fruitcakes at Christmas.

She's hustling me. I can feel it.

Dylan, I don't know
what's going on with this woman.

But if there's ever one night
of the year

that you can give a stranger

a benefit of the doubt,
this has gotta be it.

Just a minute.

Merry Christmas.

It's too much, isn't it?

- Well...
- It's okay, come on in, I'm sorry.

You see, it's just that
in synagogue,

we're supposed to cover
our heads during services.

We wear bonnets too,
mostly at Easter.

I forgot.

What about the gloves?

What about them?

Should I take them off?

Oh, only while taking communion.

- Communion?
- Oh, sure.

Sure, first, the priest
is gonna take your confession,

then you'll decide to become a nun,
you'll move to a third world...

Okay, all right.
Okay, I'm being an idiot.

No, I understand. You've never
been to midnight Mass before.

- You don't know what to expect.
- Exactly.

I mean, it's not like
I'm being prejudiced, it's just...

Well, there is no Baby Jesus
in Judaism.

Well, as a former altar boy,

my advice is not to dwell
on the religious nature of the service.

But try to focus
on the distinct possibility

that for one, brief,
shining moment,

there actually could be peace
on Earth and goodwill to man.

I love you.

I love you too.

I don't know
why I get so wound up.

- Oh, I do.
- Why?

My whole family's gonna be there.

I forgot.

Okay.

- That's it?
- For now.

In about two weeks, we'll fit you
with a permanent crown.

So does this mean
I have bad teeth?

No, it means you have
bad eating habits.

I sound just like your mom,
don't I?

Now, she has good teeth.

Your mom.

With everything that's going on,

for you to leave your own party
on Christmas Eve

has to be the nicest...

Kel, I may have been
a lousy husband,

but I'm a very good dentist.

And when all is said and done,
I'm not a bad father either.

Mel, I really tried to talk her out
of bringing this lawsuit against you,

- I did, but...
- It's okay.

I'm not angry at you.

I'm not even angry at her anymore.

I save my contempt
for her lawyer and for me.

Kel, if I could turn back
the clock and start over, I would.

But I can't.

And she'll never forgive me for it.

She even got a new dentist.

I do miss you, Mel.

Not too tight.

Be careful.

Oh, honey, did you want
a blanket?

No, thanks.

I think I'm gonna stay up
and watch the movie.

Well, wake me when we get there.

- Dad, do you want a cappuccino?
- No, thanks, hon.

- Brandon?
- I'll take an Irish coffee, please.

That, you're gonna have
to get yourself.

Okay, I'll have a cappuccino.

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is going to sound

a lot worse than it is,

but the computer that controls
our landing gear

has gone down on us.

And while we believe that
our equipment is still operational,

to ensure your safety
and for the safety of the aircraft,

we've made the decision
to return to Los Angeles.

We're sorry for the inconvenience
to your travel plans.

But, please, rest assured we have
the situation under control.

If they have
everything under control,

how come we're going back
to L. A?

- How's your mouth?
- Oh, it's okay, it's a little sore.

Did Mel make it back to the party?

He sure did and he said
you were an excellent patient.

Why didn't you and David stay?

Well, David's still back
at the condo.

What happened?
Did you guys have a fight?

No, no, it's nothing like that.

He just needed some
one-on-one time with his father.

And I understand
what he's going through.

But he did say he would meet us
at the Peach Pit tomorrow.

So let's open our presents, okay?

Okay.

Merry Christmas, Donna.

Merry Christmas, Kel.

May I have your attention, please?

We're releasing the remainder
of our fuel over the ocean

in case we have to make
a landing without wheels.

This is normal procedure.

Our flight crew will review
the evacuation procedures,

should the need arise.

- Mom?
- Hi, honey.

I fell asleep.

You were tired.

What time is it?

- It's late, why don't you just...?
- Did you tell Dylan about us?

Oh, no, Erica, Erica...

Dylan, this is for you.

Let me wipe the grease
off my hands.

It would have been better,

but I made it
while we were on the bus.

Well, I'll take that
into consideration.

I hope you like it.

Do you like it?

Sweetly singing o'er the plains

And the mountains in reply

Echo back their joyous strains

Gloria

In excelsis deo

Gloria

In excelsis deo

Angels we have heard on high

Sweetly singing o'er the plains

And the mountains in reply

Echo back their joyous strains

Gloria

In excelsis deo...

If it's any solace to you all,

I've been through this kind
of thing before.

Chances are, we just have
a burned out bulb on our panel

and everything is indeed normal.

He keeps saying that.

Then it must be true.

Yeah, everything's normal
except our landing gear is jammed.

I don't buy it.

What? You think they're faking it?

No, it's just I'm not ready
to check out of here yet.

We're gonna get through this.

We're hanging, Mom.

- I am really scared now.
- Hold on, honey.

Think good thoughts.

Only good thoughts.

I bet they have emergency crews
lining the tarmac.

Brandon, think
good thoughts, okay?

Hold on.

- We are on the ground, folks.
- All right.

- Welcome to Los Angeles.
- We made it.

Piece of cake.

Let's see what we got
in the bag of goodies.

Bye.

A Raggedy Ann doll. You must
have been very good this year.

Here you go.

- Nat, where'd you get this guy?
- The North Pole.

Are you guys ready
for some caroling?

I'm gone.

In temple, it is nothing like that.

David, you've been ignoring her
all morning.

Yeah, well, in case
you haven't noticed,

I've been serving meals
all morning.

You be nice.

Look, I'm doing the best I can,
all right?

All right.

You know what else I loved?

Most of the Mass
was done in Spanish,

but at one point, the priest
started speaking in Latin.

- Do they do that in your church?
- I think so.

After hearing Latin spoken,

I don't know how it ever became
a dead language.

Donna, are you okay?

Doing the best I can.

Oh, here you go.

Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas, I say, I say.

- Stevie.
- Brando.

Oh, and Brenda
and Cindy and Jim.

We come as a matched set,
you know?

Hey, what did you guys do?
Miss your plane?

- I wish.
- No, the plane had engine trouble.

So it had to turn back,
and we landed in L.A.

And rather than get
on another plane,

we decided to spend Christmas
on the mainland.

Well, you're just in time
for singing.

Oh, yeah.

- We should've rented a canoe.
- Oh, come on, Brando.

You got a good set of pipes,
join us.

- Hi, Andrea.
- Merry Christmas.

- How are you?
- Good.

- Hi.
- Hi, Don.

- Hey.
- Hi.

All right, everyone, if you can sing,
if you can remember the words...

Sweetie, if we're gonna get
to Disneyland, we've gotta go.

I can't believe Dylan would leave
without saying goodbye.

Well, he probably wanted
to get an early start.

It's a long way to Mexico.

You should have wrote to him
and told him we were coming.

I probably should have.

But at least we got to meet him.

Honey, we can't stay here.

Yeah, let's go.

Hey, look out, make way,

the Christmas tree express
is coming through, express train.

Oh, would you look at the size
of that monster?

Is it big enough for you?
Do you like that?

Tell you what, I got car
full of presents.

I got lights, I got decorations,
I got flashing candy canes.

And for the grand finale,
I got three tickets to Disneyland.

I didn't think I was ever
gonna see you again.

Are you kidding?
I never had a sister before.

David, you're missing everything.

I just wanna finish up.

- Okay, let me help.
- Donna, Donna.

Just go back with the others,
all right?

I'll be done in a couple minutes.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

David, don't shut me out.
You can talk to me.

I can't...

You can't what?

Donna, I can't go on like this,
all right?

Donna, I love you.

You know, I don't even
wanna discuss this right now.

It's your birthday, it's Christmas,
let's just go out and...

No.

What are you saying?

It's our relationship, it's just
not working for me anymore.

Especially the sex part.

I'm sorry,
I wanted to wait until after...

- Just get away from me.
- Donna...

Please.