Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990–2000): Season 3, Episode 27 - A Night to Remember - full transcript

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The senior prom...

Can you believe it's almost over

and we're almost out of here?

Why do you sound so sad?

Well, when I started
here in ninth grade

I never even thought I'd
make it through high school.



Now I guess I'm
going to miss it.

Not me. I can't
wait till it's over.

Come on, Bren.

There must be someone
you can ask to prom.

Who? Another reject
who doesn't have a date?

No, thanks.

Bren, you have to go.

I mean, the
entertainment committee

actually got Cathy
Dennis to play at our prom.

You can't miss it.

Look, don't tell me you're going

to be playing poker
with Tony Miller

instead of coming to prom.

I don't have a date, Steve.



Well, then get a date, man!

It's your one-and-
only senior prom.

I don't know. I'm with Tony.

It's really not that big a deal.

It's gonna be a great time.

We're gonna have a blast.

You'll just have
to have fun for me.

Okay, you're forcing me
to get sentimental here.

The gang should be together.

Birth to Earth, womb to tomb.

I'm touched, Steve.

Really, I am.

But you're just gonna
have to get by without me.

I told you, I don't have a date.

I don't know why you just
don't break down and ask her.

Who?

Who?

Brandon, you don't have
to be in love with someone

to ask them to the prom.

Andrea is part of the gang.

She should be there
and so should you.

Just go ask her.

Brandon, go in
there and ask her.

Just cut the copy on the
earthquake safety story.

That's my copy.

Tobi, we're not talking
Pulitzer Prize here.

Howard, you wouldn't
know a Pulitzer Prize

from a prize pullet.

Would you guys just relax?

How do you expect to
put a paper out every week

if you're gonna argue
about every single layout?

You know,

they kind of remind
me of you and Brandon.

Not me.

Brandon, maybe, but, uh...

"Brandon maybe" what?

Uh, Brandon may be covering

the school board
meeting tonight.

Forget it.

Come on, Brandon.
It's the last one.

Do it for old times' sake.

I'll tell you what, you do it

for old times' sake
and I'll stay home

and feel guilty... or better
yet, why don't you give it

to one of the juniors here,
you know, pass the torch.

No can do... I'm covering
track-and-field finals

at Marshall this afternoon.

And I've got an interview for a
summer job. Go on, Brandon.

It's the last chance
you can at least pretend

you care about the
fate of this school.

Oh, I care.

Great.

It's settled.

Here's the agenda. 7:30.

Don't be late.

Get out of here.

Hey, guys.

Hi, David.

Listen, Bren, my dad's throwing

a pre-prom party at his condo.

It's sort of his tribute

to the mighty class of '93.

That's nice.

He gets real excited
about this stuff.

I guess he feels
like he's reliving

his senior year or something.

I'm not going to prom, David.

Oh.

Well, you can still come.

This is before prom.

I don't think so.

Do me a favor.

Wake me when this
whole week is over.

I don't understand.

There's like 50
guys who would die

to go to prom with Brenda Walsh.

Well, where are they?

I mean, I feel so bad.

Prom won't be the
same without Bren.

Well, we are going
to have a good time.

I'm calling the BelAge today
and reserving us a room.

You are?

Oh, yeah.

A room with a view, a
wet bar, fresh flowers,

complimentary fruit basket,

and of course, most
important, a king-size bed.

Oh, David, I'm really nervous.

Oh, but don't be.

You said prom
night was our night.

It's a night to remember.

I know, but I, I just need time

to think about it,
okay? Don't push me.

Oh, I'm not pushing.

It's just that, uh,

well, you know, a hotel room
on prom night at the BelAge

is kinda hard to come by.

Well, I'll let you know, okay?

I promise.

Mm!

So, does your mom know

that you come over here
every day before school?

No.

No. What time is it?

Who cares?

We only have two
weeks left of school.

What are they going
to do, kick us out?

You know, I don't
know what tastes better,

the strawberries or you.

Hmm.

Me.

Ah.

Why don't we just
skip school altogether

and stay in bed all day?

I can't.

I got to go to AP English

or Meyers'll have my head.

I've been thinking
about prom night, though.

What'd you have in mind?

Well, we gotta get
out of there early.

That kinda goes without saying.

Hey, we could get a
room right down the hall

from all the other seniors.

Come on, Kel, you gotta give
me some credit for originality.

Now, if I get a room anywhere,

it's gonna be on the top of
Nob Hill, the Fairmont Hotel.

In San Francisco?

I got to go to Berkeley
for the weekend

to see a professor
friend of Meyers.

So, I thought we'd just
make a weekend of it.

That'll be so cool.

We can go sailing in the Bay.

We can ride the cable cars.

We can eat in Chinatown.

Yeah, we could
have breakfast in bed.

Hell, we could have
lunch in bed, dinner in bed.

What do you say?

Yes, yes.

But I have to ask my mom first.

Well, make her say yes.

I will.

Ditto, I will.

What's that?

It's my yearbook The Oculous.

Strolling down
memory lane are we?

Yes, and if you make fun
of me, I'll get yours out, too.

Look at me in high school.

You know, I think I'd
like to be young again,

but when I look at this...

Honey, I definitely like you
better the way you are now.

So, show me that geek
that took you to the prom.

Harry Olsen was not a geek.

Oh, come on.

I met him at your reunion.

The guy with the
terminal overbite.

Jim!

Now my date, on
the other hand...

Oh, please.

Ah, yes, the lovely
and talented Lynne...

Balliette.

Balliette, that's it.

Oh, here we go again.

Do I have to hear
this story again?

Yeah, your dear old dad,
swell a guy that he was,

wouldn't let you
use the new car,

so poor Lynn caught
her dress on a spring

that came up thru the seat of
your Mom's old station wagon.

Ah, yes, but there's

one part of the
story I left out.

What's that?

The guy I doubled
with that night decided

that he would try marijuana

for the first time.

We spent most of the
prom in the bathroom trying

to convince him that
he was not being chased

by giant purple bubbles.

So, Dad, did you inhale?

Never mind.

You know, Brandon,

why don't you just go to
the prom by yourself, honey?

You don't need a date.

In fact, since

Brenda doesn't
have a date either...

Hey, stop it right there.

I am not taking my
sister to the prom.

Besides, you two can relax.

I'm going.

That's great. Who with?

I'm gonna ask Andrea...

Hmm.

Which I guess is
somewhat like going

with my sister anyway.

What are you doing here?

Didn't think I was
gonna show up?

No.

Well, thanks for the
vote of confidence.

Can I go now?

No. Sit.

You know, Brandon,

some day you're
gonna miss all this.

You realize this
is the last time

that you and I are going

to cover the school
board together.

Well, I hate to burst
your bubble, Andrea,

but this isn't exactly

what my golden memories
are gonna be made of.

This meeting will come to order.

For the record, board member

Melanie Silverman's on vacation.

The first item on
the table tonight

is a motion to instate
wardrobe guidelines

at district high schools.

Did he say
"wardrobe guidelines"?

The full motion is
being passed out now,

so you can review the
specifics, but in the meantime,

I'd like to state why I think
this is extremely important.

Our schools should
not be a forum

for a fashion show or a party.

Our young women...

This wasn't even on the agenda.

I don't get it.

What are they
trying to pull here?

Who cares?

Just be glad we're finally
getting out of this place.

None of us is in
favor of banning jeans.

Furthermore, though
we thankfully don't have

a gang problem,
we're responding...

They didn't put
this on the agenda

because they didn't
want any dissent.

Brandon, we've
got to do something.

No, we don't.

It's not our problem anymore.

And finally, for both sexes,
there's the issue of T-shirts.

I was walking down the hall

in West Beverly last week.

I actually saw a young man
wearing a loud yellow T-shirt

with a picture
on the front of it

of a Rastafarian smoking
a marijuana cigarette.

Now, frankly, this is not what

I want to see
advertised in our schools.

We need to address this problem

and I think these
wardrobe guidelines

may very well be the most
effective means we have

to restoring an appropriate
academic environment.

Comments from the floor?

Yes, uh, good evening.

I'm Felice Martin.

My daughter Donna
is a graduating senior

at West Beverly.

I agree with
Superintendent Ephardt.

Discipline is one of our

primary problems.

We have to prepare our kids

for the real world where
anything doesn't go.

That's just what I think these
wardrobe guidelines achieve.

Thank you, Mrs. Martin.

What's with these
"wardrobe guidelines"?

I guess it's the
politically correct way

to say "dress code."

Any further comments
before we vote?

Uh, excuse me,
uh, Doctor Ephardt.

Yes, Miss Zuckerman?

Um, is there a reason

that this item was not
on the published agenda?

It wasn't?

No, sir,

it was not, and that
could be construed

as you're trying to keep
this subject under wraps

so none of the students
could be here to respond.

I'm sure it was
simply an oversight.

I thank you for
pointing it out to us

and I'll have a talk with
the recording secretary.

Uh, excuse me, for the record,

Doctor Ephardt, I
would like it to be noted

that this graduating senior

thinks that "wardrobe
guidelines" or dress codes,

or whatever you
would like to call them,

are oppressive
and a terrible idea.

Duly noted. Any
further comments?

In that case, all in favor of
instituting wardrobe guidelines

as noted in the written
proposal before you.

Four, one absent. Motion passes.

I'd like to congratulate
you... Nice try, chief.

On what I think is a
courageous choice.

I don't believe it.

Next item, senior prom.

It's been moved and
seconded in closed session

that all seniors at district
high schools be notified

that anyone found with liquor
or illicit drugs or intoxicated

at any school-sponsored
function including prom night,

be suspended with all
senior privileges revoked,

including graduation, pending
further hearing by the board.

Was this on the agenda?

Another convenient
oversight, I'm sure.

What's going on here?

You don't need to worry.

It's not our problem
anymore, right?

Well, I say if
you're dumb enough

to let someone find out

you've been drinking
on prom night,

then you deserve to be caught.

You would.

Well, how bogus is that?

Come on, the next thing you know

they're gonna outlaw
sex on prom night.

They can't do that, can they?

No, David.

They cannot pass
a law banning sex.

Good.

What about this
dress code thing?

Wardrobe guidelines.

Oh. Well, whatever.

I'm just glad I'm not
coming back next year.

Sounds like West Beverly
is going to be a prison.

I bet my dear mom was
up there like head warden.

She's been trying to get

something like this
passed for years.

Yeah, Donna, what's
with your mother?

What does she have,
a wild bug in her ear?

No, it is more than a bug.

She wants to run for mayor.

God help us all.

Hey, this is my mom
we're talking about.

And to know her is to love her.

Did you ask Andrea yet?

No.

What are you waiting for?

All right. Okay.

I'll ask her.

Go, boy.

Hey, Andrea,

can I, uh, can I talk
to you for a second?

Sure, what's up?

Well, I'd, uh...

I'd like to take
you to the prom.

Brandon, that's sweet.

'Cause, you know,
Steve is right.

We've all gotta do
this thing together.

And we've been friends
too long to sit this out.

Brandon, I'm going.

Of course you are, you're
coming with me, right?

No, you don't understand.

I, um, I already have a date.

You do?

Hey, Andrea.

Jordan Bonner.

I should've known.

Sorry.

No sweat.

Hi, honey.

I picked your dress
up at the tailor.

He wanted me to tell you

he hasn't seen a waist
this small since Vivian Leigh.

I heard what happened
at the school board today.

I have to tell you,
I'm a little surprised

you didn't try to institute
a dress code at prom.

You know I feel very
strongly about this.

Yeah, well, don't
you think you're being

a little extreme, Mom?

Hardly.

If I could get 'em to
wear uniforms, I would.

Oh, I give up.

Well, then we're even.

Because I gave up on you

a long time ago.

Yeah.

Well, between studying
for finals and the prom,

I am so exhausted.

Honey, I hope you know how
proud Daddy and I are of you.

I can't wait to see you
in your cap and gown.

Me, too.

Night-night, sweetheart.

Night.

Oh, Mom, I almost forgot.

Uh, I'm gonna be
spending the night

at Kelly's house on
prom night, okay?

Donna, do you think
I was born yesterday?

What do you mean?

I know you're just
trying to avoid curfew.

I think I used

that same line with my mother.

Mom...

Honey, you don't have
to make up stories.

This is prom night.

I want you to go out

and have a wonderful time.

You can stay out
as late as you want.

You mean that?

Of course I do.

I trust you.

Thanks.

Good night, sweetheart.

Yo, Miller,

so when's the poker game?

Oh, I've been meaning to
talk to you about that, Walsh.

There might not be one.

Why not?

Well, I heard
through the grapevine

that one of the most
gorgeous girls in this school

doesn't have a date for prom.

And I think I'm going
to ask her. Miller,

I thought you said you
didn't want to go to the prom.

Well, I... I do with this girl.

Who is she? Your sister.

Brenda, I hear you're
not going to the prom.

Say it isn't so.

Oh, who cares?

I don't know why everybody

makes such a big
deal out of it anyway.

Well, me, either.

So how 'bout going with me?

What?

Look, I'll go all out.

Tux, limo, corsage,
the whole nine yards.

I don't know.

Let's just go and
have a good time.

I love to dance.

Yeah?

Me, too.

All right, I'll go
with you, Tony.

You will?

Well, I thought it over.

And...?

And...

I want you to get the best
hotel room you can get.

Mm.

She's awesome.

So I'm gonna see
your professor friend

at Berkeley this weekend.

That's great.

I was hoping you'd get a
chance to see the campus.

You really think I
got a shot, man?

I mean, my grades are lousy.

You never know.

Look, talk to Jamison.
See what he thinks.

I think your
writing's incredible.

And, well, Berkeley
could do a lot worse.

Thanks, man.

Okay, listen up, people.

Since I am one of the
chaperones at prom this year...

Thank you. Thank you.

But not so fast.

Not all of you are gonna
like what I have to say.

I've been ordered
by the school board

to read the following
announcement

in all my senior classes.

"Anyone who is found
with alcohol or illicit drugs

"in their possession at prom,

or who is determined
to be intoxicated

"will face suspension

"and, pending a hearing
before the school board,

"will not be permitted
to participate

in any senior functions,
including graduation."

So, what are they gonna have
a breathalyzer at every table?

Hey, dude, don't
kill the messenger.

I'm only reading this thing.

Uh, Dylan's right.

Who's gonna be
responsible for enforcement?

I don't know.

But since I am

one of the designated
chaperones at this shindig,

do me a favor, you guys,

don't any of you decide
to become a test case.

I cannot believe I bought
my dress the day of prom.

We got lucky, didn't we?

So how did it go?

Check this out, Dad.

The last dress in the
last store we went to.

Ooh, Brenda, it's beautiful.

You couldn't have done
better if you had weeks to shop.

What time is it? Uh, 5:15.

Oh, my God, I'll never be ready.

Brenda, tell me
about Tony Miller.

Not much to tell, Dad.

He's a jock. He's
a guy. He asked.

Well, I'm just
glad you're going.

Yeah, well, it won't exactly

be like the spring
dance with Dylan.

I mean, that was special.

Well, you'll have other
evenings like that, honey.

I hope so.

You know, it could be cool

in San Francisco
this time of year,

I want you to take a jacket.

God, you sound like such a mom.

Do I? Yes.

But you're the best
mom in the whole world.

Thank you for letting me go.

Well, you are 18 years old now.

And you're graduating
from high school.

But promise me
you'll be careful.

I always am.

And have a wonderful time.

Tonight, and the whole weekend.

Thank you.

Don't worry.

I was so nervous it wouldn't
fit I didn't even eat all day.

Well, you're gonna have
to have David feed you

or you're gonna pass
out before the first dance.

I'll be fine, Mom.

So, how do I look?

Like the princess that you are.

God, I'm so excited.

Here.

When you were little, you always

wanted to wear this.

I think now's the time.

It'll be beautiful.

Thanks, Mom.

But I don't think so.

I don't really think it goes.

Oh, honey, sure it does, here.

Oh, that is perfect.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, you are so beautiful.

So what time did you say
everybody's getting here?

Well, any minute now.

I said 7:30.

Well, before they do,

I would like to propose a toast.

If I can get this thing off.

There we go.

Thank you.

And you...

To my only son, David,

and to you, Donna...

May tonight be the beginning

of many celebrations
for the rest of your lives.

L'Chaim.

So, Nat, is it always this
empty on prom night or what?

It'll pick up later.

The revelers will roll in.

God, it's even more depressing
than I thought it would be.

Ah, cheer up, pal.

For whatever it's worth,

I didn't go to my
senior prom either.

You didn't?

Nope.

I was supposed to
take Gina Delmonico.

The most gorgeous
girl at Fairfax High.

But she got the flu.

So I ended up behind
the counter, just like you.

Well, at least you had a date.

Peach Pit.

Oh, yeah, honey, hang on.

Brando, it's for you.

It's Andrea.

Andrea?

Hey, hey... Hey, hey, hey.

Hi. What's up?

Hey, Brandon.

I, uh, I just want to tell
you how flattered I was

that you invited me to the prom.

Even though Jordan asked
me and I wanted to go with him,

I... I couldn't think of anyone

I would've rather have
gone with than you.

Andrea, did you call me
up here just to tell me that?

No.

Hey, are you okay?

Jordan just called.

He's in bed with the flu.

I'm sitting here

all dressed up
with no place to go.

Don't you move.

I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Nat, old buddy, old pal of mine,

I hate to do this to you
but I am out of here.

I'm going to my senior prom.

What happened?

Andrea's date just
pulled a Gina Delmonico.

Dave, your father
put out the good stuff?

Yeah, I think it was left
over from my Bar Mitzvah.

I guess he's not running
for the, uh, school board.

Think I can have a glass?

Yeah, I guess so.

You're not driving, are you?

No, we have a limo.

Well, then, bottoms up.

And on that note,

if anybody needs me,
I'll be back in the bedroom

trying to remember my own prom.

Are you Kelly?

Yeah.

I'm Celeste.

Steve's told me a lot about you.

Oh, that could be dangerous.

Only good things.

In fact, if I didn't
know better,

I'd wonder if he was
still crazy about you.

Well, that was a long time ago.

But Steve is a great guy.

Don't believe a word

she says about me.

Here's to the two most
beautiful women I've ever known.

I can't believe I'm
actually doing this.

So much for school rules.

Come on, Kel, it's
your prom night.

It's never gonna happen again,

so bottoms up.

Hey, guys!

Hey, where's the party?!

Hi. Hi.

What's up, man?
What's up, Steve?

Hi, Celeste.

Bran, what are you doing here?

Well, my brother

always lands on his feet.

He even managed to
hitch a ride in our limo.

Well, Jordan got sick so...
That's enough about Jordan.

This is our night
ladies and gentlemen.

We are all now present
and accounted for.

So, David, you got any
more of that champagne?

Yeah man, there should be

a little bit left,
go help yourself.

You know, I didn't
want to say anything

in front of your
parents or your brother,

but uh, that's a hot dress.

Get your mind out
of the gutter, Miller.

What did I say?

Nothing.

Come on, let's eat. I'm starved.

You want some champagne?

Sure, what the hell.

Whoop... just enough
left for one glass.

You drink it.

I don't like
champagne that much.

Neither do I.

On second thought,
maybe I do like champagne.

Nope, nope,
right the first time,

certainly don't like champagne.

I do. I love champagne.

Good, here.

Listen, I don't want
to kick anybody out,

but we should
probably get rolling.

And not a moment too soon.

Yes, our chariots await.
Let us be on our way then.

Bye, Mel. Thanks.
Thank you, Mel.

Bye, Mel.

Hold it, hold it
guys, come on back.

Come on. Just one.

Oh, wait, I want
to get in the picture.

Okay, you ready?

Hey, let's hear it for
the class of '93, guys!

Great.

Bye, Mel... Bye.

Have a good time. Bye.

One for the road.

Driver, The BelAge
Hotel, sil vous plait.

Last call for alcohol.

Steve, I don't
know if we should.

I mean, what about all the
no drinking at prom stuff?

Come on, we're not at prom yet.

Besides, you'll have
to excuse this kid.

See, he's graduating
a year early.

He hasn't figured life out yet.

Wait, Steve, David's right.
What if we get caught?

We're not gonna
get caught, Donna.

We're just having a couple
glasses of champagne.

Besides, if you don't
plan on showing the bottle

to Mrs. Teasley,
who's gonna know?

Well, I guess you're right.

Drink up, kiddies.

Okay, can I make a toast?

Yeah, go ahead. Okay.

Well, the first time I've ever
made a toast, so here goes.

To a night that we
will all remember

for the rest of our lives.

You better believe it.

♪ I want back,
that thing you got ♪

♪ That no one else can give me ♪

♪ I want back,
that feeling, girl ♪

♪ To no one else but you ♪

♪ I want back that destiny... ♪

Hi, there. How's it going?

Come on, baby.

♪ I want it back ♪

Oh, wow, what a scene.

Yes.

Yes, absolutely.

Ladies and gentlemen, shall we
make an entrance, huh, huh, huh?

Okay.

Oh, look party favors.

Oh, how cute.

"A night to remember."

What's that? STEVE:
It's from Drive Alive.

They gave us a quarter to
call a cab in case you get drunk.

That's great, I'm glad to see
someone's being realistic about it.

"Just remember one
plus one equals three.

Unless you use this.
Compliments of the Math Club."

It's a condom.

How good is that?

Ah, pretty sexy
for the math club.

Hey, that'll sure come
in handy for us tonight.

Donna, shh.

Let's get this thing going.
I'm Cathy Dennis and I have

just one question for the
West Beverly Class of '93.

"Why?"

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Why'd you want
to do that to me? ♪

♪ Oh, oh... ♪

Are you gonna spend all
night watching those two?

No.

Good.

Cause you deserve a
good time, too, you know.

I'm gonna do my
damnedest to show you one.

But you gotta at least
help me out here a little.

Thanks, Tony.

Forget those two.

Come on, you want to
get your picture taken?

Sure.

♪ Baby, baby, baby, I can
tell what's on your mind ♪

♪ Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ You avoid the situation ♪

♪ Just trying to be kind... ♪

Okay, just smile
at the little birdie.

What little birdie?

Donna, he's trying
to take our picture.

Okay, okay, come on,
I'm trying to be serious.

Hey, isn't my boyfriend
adorable or what?

You know what, we
have a room upstairs.

Donna, would you...?

Move a little closer.

You're supposed
to like each other.

Do you two think you can
unlock your lips long enough

to get this picture taken?

Okay, smile.

Think about your grandchildren.

Next.

You know, you really
look beautiful tonight.

Just beautiful.

Thanks.

♪ 'Cause the truth
is often kinder ♪

♪ Than the pain of doubt ♪

♪ First you say you want me ♪

♪ Then it's oh, no ♪

♪ Then you say you need me ♪

♪ Shame that you don't show ♪

♪ Then you say you want me ♪

♪ Then it's oh, no ♪

♪ Then you say you need me ♪

♪ Shame you don't show ♪

♪ Why, if you love me are
you treating me this way? ♪

♪ I wanna know why ♪

♪ Oh, whoa ♪

♪ I wanna know why ♪

♪ If you love do you
say the things you say... ♪

Whoa I think Donna's
ready for just about anything.

Yeah. I think those party
favors are gonna come in handy.

How much did this girl
have to drink, you guys?

Just had a glass of
champagne in the limousine.

Yeah, it must have
been a big glass.

Come on, come on, let's
go upstairs. I'm ready.

Donna, we haven't
even eaten yet.

Hey, who cares about food,

we have a king-sized bed?

Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna.

Let's go outside and get
some fresh air, please.

Okay!

David, I don't feel so good.

Take a few deep breaths.

It's making me dizzier.

Well, do you want me to get
you some coffee or something?

Maybe you should eat.

No, no, I just... I need
to go to the ladies' room.

Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah.

I'll be fine. Just don't worry.

I'm gonna go powder my nose.

I want you to dance with Kelly.

For old times' sake.

That's all it would be.

Old times' sake.

I know,

but nights like this were
made for memories. Do it.

We should cut
outta here right now

and catch that early
flight to San Francisco,

You know, we could
wake up in the morning...

May I cut in?

Yeah man, you can.

Thanks, pal.

Hi. Hi.

So we made it.

Yes, we did. We made it.

You know Kel, in
the back of my mind,

I always thought that we
would be here tonight... together.

Well, you and Dylan,
are you happy?

Yeah, we are.

Well, good.

If you're happy...

I'm happy.

That's very sweet. Thank you.

You know what? I like Celeste.

She's cool. Yeah.

She's nice, too.

You deserve it.

You know, you gotta
promise me one thing.

What?

Your firstborn male child...

Name him Steve.

I know this has been a
really tough year for you.

Yeah, the toughest.

I hope it's the worst
you ever know.

Thank you, Bren.

I guess we're all really going

our separate ways now, huh?

Well, I think that's what's
supposed to happen.

You know, I'm almost over you.

Yeah.

Yeah, me, too.

♪ I've been waiting so long ♪

♪ For the good life, working
harder than I ever did before ♪

♪ No surprises... ♪

Donna, are you okay?

I'll be fine, Kelly.

Good, 'cause the last thing I
want is for anybody to know

that any of us had
anything to drink tonight.

Oh, my God.

What?

Kelly, I have to throw up.

Donna!

Hurry.

Go, go.

Hi, Kel.

Great prom, huh?

Bren, we're in big trouble.

What?

Donna's totally plastered.

Oh, no. Mm-hmm.

How come you
guys aren't dancing?

Well, Brandon doesn't dance.

You know what?

Tonight, I do.

Excuse us.

Well, shall we?

Love to.

♪ There's a time and a place ♪

♪ Where your vision... ♪

You're not so bad.

You could do this more often.

Ah, it's all an illusion.

All of it?

No. Not all of it.

Not the part of me that
knows there's nowhere else

I'd rather be right now and
no one else I'd rather be with.

Mm-hmm.

All right, that's enough
dancing for one lifetime.

Come on, let's
take a break. Okay.

Right, right.

Donna, how much
did you have to drink?

I don't know.

I, I had the champagne at Mel's

and then in the car.

Oh, God, I have
to throw up again.

Oh, my God, what
are we gonna do?

I don't know. One
way or the other

we're gonna have to get her
out of here without anybody

figuring out she's drunk, okay?

Look what Tony Miller gave me.

Huh.

I guess he had big
plans with your sister.

Yes, the operative word
in that sentence is "had."

So you want to check out

what a room in this
place looks like?

Us?

Yeah.

Just for kicks. It'll be fun.

Are you coming on to me?

I don't know, baby.

Maybe I am.

Maybe.

Well, come on, 'Cilla.

Let's go. Let's go. All right.

David, listen, uh,
we got problems.

Go get Donna's purse, find Dylan

and meet us back here.

Why? What's the matter?

She's smashed,
that's what's the matter.

Oh, God, you're kidding me.

No, I'm not, so go
and come back, okay?

We gotta get her
outta here. Okay.

Well...

Nice room.

Check it out.

At least Tony was planning
on seducing my sister in style.

Huh.

Wooh!

Bed is comfortable.

Hey... it's Spectravision.

You wanna check out a movie?

No.

I could order Room Service.

Brandon, we just ate.

Yeah.

How do you like this?

The two people least likely
to make use of this room

end up with it.

Yeah, it is pretty ironic.

Nah.

What?

What are you thinking?

Maybe we shouldn't waste
an opportunity like this.

I mean, it is our prom,

and we're in a beautiful hotel

in a big comfortable bed.

Andrea, are you saying
what I think you're saying?

I don't know. Am I?

I guess no nookie for
you tonight, eh, Silver?

I'm never gonna get any.

Hi, Gil. Hey, Steve. Guys.

Taking a little breather?

Yeah, you know, it just got

a little stuffy in there.

Well, have a good time, huh?

All right, we've gotta
get her outta here, man.

Somebody's gonna
get a little suspicious,

know what I mean?

Donna, just hold it together

until we get across
the lobby, okay?

I can't.

Donna, you've got to do this.

If you get caught,
they'll throw you out.

Yeah, and they won't let
you graduate, come on.

All right, Donna, that's it.

One foot in front of the
other and you can do it.

David, get a limo.

All right.

Okay, I got it,
I got it, I got it.

Ah, whoa, whoa.

Hey, too much to drink.

Are you guys leaving already?

Uh, we, uh, left something

in the limo. Oh.

Well, make sure
you come back inside

in time for the raffle.

We'll be there, Mrs. T.

Okay. Later, Mrs. T.

Get up, Hey, Donna, get up!

Donna, are you all right?

Hey! Mrs. T, how you doing?

Donna.

Donna, you're drunk.

Do you have any
idea what this means?

That I... I've had
too much to drink.

She didn't have
anything to eat today.

Yeah, and we were just gonna
leave with her right now, huh?

No.

We'll take it from here.

Thank you.

David?

Am I in trouble?