Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 11 - Trade-Off - full transcript

Kevin tracks down Darkstar. Darkstar asks for Kevin's help to retrieve an item that could cure both of them.

[ WHOOSH ]

[ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ]

>> Kevin: DARKSTAR!

JUST THE CREEP I'VE BEEN LOOKING

FOR.

>> Darkstar: AND NOW THAT YOU'VE

FOUND ME?

>> Kevin: I'M GONNA PUT YOU OUT

OF MY MISERY ONCE AND FOR ALL.

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE

NULL VOID, WHERE YOU BELONG.



STAND STILL!

YOU GOT THIS BEATDOWN COMING!

>> Darkstar: I'D ALMOST

FORGOTTEN HOW TEDIOUS YOU CAN

BE.

>> Kevin: PRETTY CARELESS OF YOU

TO LET ME TRACK YOU DOWN!

>> Darkstar: HARDLY CARELESS.

OTHERWISE, I'D NEVER HAVE LEFT A

TRAIL SO OBVIOUS, EVEN AN

IMBECILE COULD FOLLOW IT.

I WANTEDYOU TO FIND ME,

KEVIN.

BOTH OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT.



>> Kevin: IF THIS IS ONE OF YOUR

TRICKS...

>> Darkstar: I ASSURE YOU I AM

ENTIRELY SINCERE.

IF I RELEASE YOU, WILL YOU AT

LEAST HEAR ME OUT?

>> Kevin: YOU GOT ONE MINUTE.

GO!

>> Darkstar: MY QUESTION IS A

SIMPLE ONE -- DO YOU LIKE BEING

TRAPPED IN YOUR CURRENT HIDEOUS

FORM?

>> Kevin: ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOU

LIKE BEING A BUTT-UGLY,

ENERGY-SUCKING VAMPIRE.

NO OFFENSE.

>> Darkstar: NONE TAKEN.

FOR THAT IS PRECISELY MY POINT.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU

THERE WAS A WAY FOR BOTHOF US

TO BECOME NORMAL AGAIN?

>> Kevin: HOW?

>> Darkstar: I'LL SHOW YOU.

THIS IS THE DOMINUS LIBRIUM --

AN ANCIENT INSTRUMENT OF

EXTRAORDINARY POWER AND

DECIDEDLY ALIEN ORIGIN.

>> Kevin: LOOKS LIKE AN

OVERSIZED WISHBONE.

>> Darkstar: LEGEND HAS IT THAT

THE LIBRIUM WAS ACTUALLY A

SOPHISTICATED POWER CONDUIT,

CAPABLE OF TRANSFERRING

EXTRAORDINARY ENERGIES FROM ONE

VESSEL TO ANOTHER.

>> Kevin: THANKS FOR THE HISTORY

LESSON.

>> Darkstar: BUT IT'S HISTORY NO

LONGER.

AFTER A GREAT DEAL OF EFFORT AND

EXPENSE, I HAVE MANAGED TO TRACK

THE ARTIFACT TO AN ISOLATED

ISLAND RECENTLY RISEN IN THE

SOUTH PACIFIC.

>> Kevin: LOSING INTEREST.

>> Darkstar: YOU SHOULDN'T,

BECAUSE I BELIEVE THIS RELIC CAN

RESTORE THE TWO OF US TO NORMAL.

>> Kevin: NOT THAT I DON'T TRUST

YOU, WHICH I DON'T, BUT WHY ARE

YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS?

>> Darkstar: BECAUSE, QUITE

FRANKLY, I CAN'T GET TO THE

ARTIFACT ALONE.

I REQUIRE YOUR UNIQUE ABILITIES

TO RETRIEVE THE LIBRIUM, AND I

AM WILLING TO TRADE YOU THE CURE

FOR YOUR HELP.

>> Kevin: SELFISH MOTIVE.

AT LEAST THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> Darkstar: SO, WHAT SAY YOU?

ARE YOU WILLING TO MOMENTARILY

PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES IN

ORDER TO BE CURED?

>> Kevin: GOT A FEELING I'M

GONNA REGRET THIS, BUT...

OKAY.

I'M IN.

>> Darkstar: EXCELLENT.

AND YOUR FRIENDS, THE TENNYSONS?

>> Kevin: THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO

GET ALONG WITHOUT ME FOR A

WHILE.

>> Ben: ANY LUCK?

>> Gwen: KEVIN'S PLUMBER BADGE

ISN'T RESPONDING.

>> Ben: TRY IT AGAIN.

HE SHOULD BE HERE.

>> Gwen: I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER,

BEN.

IF HE WANTS TO IGNORE US, THAT'S

HIS CHOICE.

>> Ben: FINE.

THEN HE'LL JUST HAVE TO MISS ALL

THE FUN.

THE FOREVER KNIGHTS AREN'T GONNA

KICK THEIR OWNBUTTS.

[ BEEP ]

>> Gwen: SO, HOW DO WE GET THERE

WITHOUT KEVIN'S CAR?

>> Ben: EASY.

WE IMPROVISE.

>> Jetray: JETRAY!

ONWARD AND UPWARD!

>> Kevin: SO, WHERE ARE WE --

EASTER ISLAND?

>> Darkstar: ACTUALLY, RAPA NUI

IS SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES FROM

HERE.

THISISLAND HAS BEEN SUBMERGED

FOR CENTURIES.

A RECENT UNDERSEA UPHEAVAL

BROUGHT IT TO THE SURFACE.

>> Kevin: OH.

SO IT'S MORE LIKE

"GROUNDHOG DAY" ISLAND.

UGLY SUCKERS, AREN'T THEY?

>> Darkstar: WHO ARE WETO THROW

STONES?

>> Kevin: GOOD POINT.

LET'S GET WHAT WE CAME FOR AND

GET OUT.

>> Darkstar: TREAD CAREFULLY.

THOSE WHO BUILT THIS TEMPLE DID

NOT TAKE KINDLY TO TRESPASSERS.

>> Kevin: THIS ISN'T THE FIRST

TIME I'VE DONE THIS, DUDE.

I KNOW WHAT I'M --

UH-OH.

THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE GOOD.

WE'RE GETTING OUTNUMBERED HERE!

>> Darkstar: INSIDE!

THE STATUES ARE TOO LARGE TO

FOLLOW US.

>> Kevin: WELL, THAT WAS --

WHOA.

>> Darkstar: AND THERE IS THE

PRIZE WE SEEK.

IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

YOU SEE NOW WHY I NEEDED YOUR

ASSISTANCE?

>> Kevin: FINE. I'LL GET IT.

MAN!

SMELLS LIKE A MONKEY'S ARMPIT UP

HERE!

>> Darkstar: QUICKLY!

THE LIBRIUM!

>> Kevin: GOT IT.

LET'S GET GONE.

OH, GREAT.

>> Kevin: [ GROANING ]

UNH!

AAH!

UNH!

UNGH!

OOF!

>> Darkstar: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> Kevin: BETTER THAN EVER.

[ RUMBLING ]

THIS GIZMO MUST HAVE BEEN

HOLDING THE PLACE TOGETHER.

YAAAH!

GET THIS CRATE AIRBORNE NOW!

[ ENGINE POWERING UP ]

>> Darkstar: NO ONE WILL BOTHER

US HERE.

IT'S TIME WE PUT THE ARTIFACT TO

USE.

>> Kevin: YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT THING?

>> Darkstar: ABSOLUTELY.

IT'S DESIGNED TO BALANCE OUR

POWERS.

IT ALLOWS ME TO ABSORB ENOUGH

ENERGY FROM YOU TO MAKE YOU

NORMAL AGAIN, WHILE THE INFLUX

OF YOUR ENERGIES RESTORES METO

NORMAL, AS WELL, EFFECTIVELY

SHUTTING DOWN BOTH OUR POWERS

PERMANENTLY.

>> Kevin: SO, WHERE'S THE "ON"

SWITCH?

>> Darkstar: JUST TAKE HOLD OF

THE OPPOSITE END OF THE LIBRIUM.

DO IT!

>> Kevin: OKAY. NOW WHAT?

>> Darkstar: NOW THE MAGIC

HAPPENS.

>> Kevin: [ GROANING ]

>> Darkstar: CAN'T YOU FEEL IT?

THE LIBRIUM IS TRANSFERRING YOUR

EXCESS ENERGY INTO ME.

>> Kevin: [ Straining ] IT

HURTS!

>> Darkstar: [ Straining ]

NOTHING...WORTH HAVING...IS

GAINED...WITHOUT EFFORT!

>> Kevin: WAIT!

STOP IT!

STOP!

AAAAAAAAH!

[ GROANING ]

WHAT PART OF "WAIT! STOP! NO!"

DIDN'T YOU UNDERST--

HUH?

M-MY FACE.

I-I'M HUMAN AGAIN.

>> Darkstar: AS I PROMISED.

>> Kevin: CAN'T MORPH, CAN'T

ABSORB.

I'M -- I'M CURED!

>> Michael: NOW NEITHER OF US

CAN ABSORB ENERGY.

WE'RE FREE TO GET ON WITH OUR

LIVES.

AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

>> Kevin: OKAY.

SURE.

YOU'RE WEL--

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Michael: OUR ASSOCIATION IS

HEREBY CONCLUDED.

IT WOULD BE WISE OF YOU TO NEVER

AGAIN CROSS MY PATH.

>> Ben: STILL NO WORD FROM

KEVIN?

>> Gwen: NOT A PEEP.

I'M REALLY STARTING TO GET

WORRIED.

>> Kevin: ABOUT ME?

I'M TOUCHED.

>> Ben: KEVIN!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHAT'S WITH THE BLACK EYE?

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU

LOOK TOUGHER?

>> Gwen: OH.

I FEEL YOUR SKIN.

YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR I.D.

MASK.

>> Kevin: NOPE.

I'M BACK TO HUMAN.

>> Ben: HOW'D YOU DO IT?

GWEN'S BEEN WORKING ON A CURE

FOR MONTHS.

>> Gwen: AND I'M NO CLOSER THAN

WHEN I STARTED.

>> Kevin: HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY?

I, UH, WISHED UPON A STAR LAST

NIGHT AND WOKE UP THIS MORNING

MY OLD GORGEOUS SELF.

SEE?

NO TRANSFORMATION, NO POWERS --

NO NOTHING.

>> Gwen: REALLY?

>> Kevin: HEY, I'M BETTER.

WHAT ELSE MATTERS?

>> Gwen: AND THAT BLACK EYE

YOU'RE SPORTING?

>> Kevin: [ Laughing ] OH.

THAT?

I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE A HUMAN

AGAIN, I, UH, WALKED SMACK INTO

AN OPEN DOOR.

>> Ben: HEY, SMALL PRICE TO PAY,

HUH?

>> Kevin: YEAH.

RIGHT. WHATEVER.

SO, WE GOT ANY PLUMBER BUSINESS

TO TAKE CARE OF OR WHAT?

>> Ben: DON'T WE ALWAYS?

COME ON.

WE'LL FILL YOU IN ON THE WAY.

>> Kevin: SO, THE

FOREVER KNIGHTS ARE AT IT AGAIN,

HUH?

>> Ben: YEAH, WE GOT TO THE

ROBBERY TOO LATE.

THEY WERE ALREADY GONE.

>> Gwen: NOT THAT ANYONE'S

POINTING FINGERS OR ANYTHING.

>> Kevin: FINE. OKAY.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

>> Gwen: NOT SO FAST.

WITHOUT ANY POWERS, YOU COULD

GET HURT IN THERE.

YOU'D BETTER WAIT HERE.

>> Kevin: WHAT?!

BUT I --

>> Gwen: I MEAN IT.

>> Kevin: GREAT.

SO NOW I'M JUST A CHAUFFEUR?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TWO

FINALLY GET YOUR LICENSES?

>> Gwen: THEY'RE ALMOST FINISHED

LOADING.

IF WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING, IT

BETTER BE NOW.

>> Ben: THEN I GUESS IT'S TIME

FOR...

[ BEEPING ]

>> Big Chill: ...BIG CHILL?

[ SIGHS ]

NEVER WHAT I ASK FOR. NEVER.

I HATE A COLD RECEPTION.

>> Kevin: HEY, TIN MEN!

THAT WASN'T VERY CHIVALROUS.

>> Gwen: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO

WAIT BY THE CAR!

>> Kevin: YEAH, LIKE THAT WAS

GONNA HAPPEN.

>> RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

>> Big Chill: TIME TO PUT YOU

CREEPS ON ICE.

[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]

>> Gwen: GOOD THING THEIR ENGINE

WOULDN'T START.

>> Kevin: TRUST ME -- THEY

WEREN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT

THEIR DISTRIBUTOR CAP.

>> Ben: POWERED OR NOT, KEVIN,

YOU'RE STILL AN IMPORTANT PART

OF THIS TEAM.

WE NEED YOU.

>> Kevin: HEY, GWEN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, UH, TO MAYBE A

MOVIE OR SOMETHING LATER?

>> Gwen: I CAN'T.

UH, I'VE GOT AN...ERRAND TO RUN.

>> Kevin: OKAY.

YOUR LOSS.

YOU NOTICED THAT I'M REALLY

GOOD-LOOKING AGAIN, RIGHT?

[ ENGINE REVS ]

>> Gwen: I'LL SEE YOU LATER,

KEVIN.

AFTER I MAKE SURE YOU CAN LIVE

WITH WHATEVER IT IS YOU'VE DONE.

>> Gwen: MICHAEL'S MANNA LED ME

TO HIM LIKE A BEACON.

HE'S INSIDE. I CAN FEEL IT.

>> Michael: AH. LOVELY GWEN.

I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

>> Gwen: I'LL JUST BET YOU HAVE.

KEVIN'S AURA STINKS OF YOU.

TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO HIM, AND

MAYBEI'LL GO EASY ON YOU.

>> Michael: TELLYOU?

I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHOW

YOU.

KEVIN HAS THE DOMINUS LIBRIUM TO

THANK FOR HIS CURRENT CONDITION.

IT ABSORBED HIS POWER AND

TRANSFERRED IT TO ME.

I CAN NO LONGER ABSORB ENERGY ON

MY OWN, BUT THE ARTIFACT CAN

STILL DO THE JOB FOR ME.

>> Gwen: [ GASPS ]

[ GROANING ]

>> Michael: FINALLY, SWEET GWEN.

FINALLY, ALL YOUR POWER IS GOING

TO BE MINE.

[ Ringing ]

>> Kevin: STILL NO ANSWER?

>> Ben: NOTHING.

MY CALLS GO STRAIGHT TO

VOICEMAIL.

AND SHE HAS HER PLUMBER'S BADGE

TURNED OFF, SO WE CAN'T TRACK

HER THAT WAY.

[ Speed-dialing ]

[ Ringing ]

>> Kevin: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

>> Ben: THAT GWEN HAD TO RUN AN

ERRAND?

>> Kevin: THAT SHE'S GONE TO DO

SOMETHING STUPID.

OKAY, STOP STARING AT ME LIKE

THAT.

YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.

>> Ben: SO TALK.

>> Kevin: FINE.

I MADE A DEAL WITH

MICHAEL MORNINGSTAR, OKAY?

GWEN MUST HAVE FIGURED IT OUT

SOMEHOW, AND NOW SHE'S GONE OFF

TO FIND HIM.

>> Ben: YOU WHAT?!

THEN WE'D BETTER FIND HER --

FAST!

FASTEST WAY TO TRACK HER DOWN IS

AS JETRAY, SO...

[ BEEP ]

>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO?!

>> Kevin: THAT'S GETTING OLD,

BEN -- SERIOUSLY.

>> Echo Echo: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I'LL SPLIT UP, CHECK ALL OVER

TOWN FOR HER, THEN --

>> Kevin: NO TIME. HOP IN.

I THINK I KNOW WHERE SHE'S

GOING.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> Echo Echo: [ GRUNTS ]

[ ECHO ECHOES GRUNTING ]

THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

GO!

[ BEEP ]

>> Kevin: YOU KNOW, YOU COULD

HAVE DONE THAT BEFOREYOU GOT IN

MY RIDE.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> Gwen: [ GASPS ]

[ GROANING ]

N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

>> Michael: I KNEW YOU'D COME

LOOKING FOR ME, LOVELY GWEN.

KEVIN IS TOO STUPID NOT TO HAVE

LET SOMETHINGSLIP.

>> Kevin: HEY! I RESENT THAT!

>> Ben: YOU MAY LOOKHUMAN

AGAIN, BUT DEEP DOWN, YOU'RE

STILL THE SAME MISERABLE CREEP.

>> Michael: STICKS AND STONES,

LITTLE MAN.

>> Ben: HAVEN'T GOT ANY HANDY,

SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE

FOR...

>> Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!

HEY, THE OMNITRIX GOT IT RIGHT

THIS TIME.

>> Kevin: PAT YOURSELF ON THE

BACK LATER.

>> Swampfire: GLADLY.

HYAH!

>> Michael: THANK YOU FOR GIVING

ME YOUR POWER, LOVELY GWEN.

IT TASTES...

DELICIOUS.

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, BENJAMIN,

SUPPOSE I TAKE YOURS, AS WELL.

>> Ben: [ GASPS, GROANS ]

>> Michael: THAT'S IT, CHILDREN.

GIVE ME YOUR POWER.

GIVE ME ALLYOUR POWER!

>> Gwen: N-NO!

N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

>> Kevin: WHAT DO I DO?

WHAT CANI DO?

WITHOUT MY POWERS, I'M USELESS.

HANG ON, GWEN! I'M COMING!

>> Michael: I WOULDN'T ADVISE

THAT, KEVIN.

THE BALANCE OF ENERGY THROUGH

THE DOMINUS LIBRIUM IS DELICATE.

IF YOU INTERRUPT THE FLOW IN ANY

WAY, THE CONSEQUENCES CAN BE

CATASTROPHIC.

>> Gwen: [ GROANING ]

>> Kevin: I DON'T CARE!

NOTHING MATTERS AS LONG AS GWEN

IS SAFE!

>> Gwen: [ Weakly ] KEVIN...

DON'T.

>> Michael: STOP!

YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!

>> Kevin: LIKE YOU SAID, "OUR

ASSOCIATION IS HEREBY

CONCLUDED."

>> Michael: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

>> Gwen: [ SIGHS ]

>> Kevin: [ MOANING ]

>> Gwen: KEVIN, ARE YOU ALL --

[ GASPS ]

>> Kevin: WHAT? WHAT'S --

OH.

FIGURED THAT MIGHT HAPPEN.

>> Gwen: I'M SO SORRY.

IF IT WASN'T FOR ME --

>> Kevin: NO. DON'T.

I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A SECOND.

>> Darkstar: NO!

LOOK!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.

SOMEDAY, YOU WILL ALLPAY!

>> Gwen: THINK WE SHOULD GO

AFTER HIM?

>> Kevin: NAH.

HE WON'T BE A THREAT TO ANYONE

FOR A LONG TIME.

>> Ben: [ GROANING ]

WHERE AM I?

KEVIN.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> Kevin: CALL IT KARMA, KID,

AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.

COME ON.

LET'S GO TO MR. SMOOTHY'S.

FIRST ROUND'S ON ME.